1. MMM, THESE WATERCRESS
SANDWICHES ARE SPLENDID.
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2. DO YOU LIKE THEM?
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3. I MADE THEM
WITH EXTRA WATER.
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4. SO THAT'S THE SECRET.
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5. I'VE COMPOSED
SOME LIGHT VERSE
TO ACCOMPANY OUR REVERIE.
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6. SHALL I RECITE IT?
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7. THAT WOULD BE DIVINE.
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8. A BUG ON A RUG
DRANK FROM A MUG.
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9. I FELT A TUG...
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10. GIVE ME A HUG.
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11. I ADORE THE
RHYME SCHEME.
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12. LET US ENGAGE
IN A SPIRITED
PHILOSOPHICAL DEBATE.
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13. IS MORALITY AN ABSOLUTE
OR RELATIVE SOCIETAL
CONSTRUCT?
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14. IT'S ABSOLUTE. YOU'RE
EITHER GOOD OR EVIL.
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15. THERE ARE NO ABSOLUTES.
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16. THE COLD HAND OF SCIENCE
HAS SHOWN US THAT.
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17. MY FRIEND,
IT APPEARS WE DISAGREE.
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18. THEN LET US AGREE
TO DISAGREE.
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19. HEH HEH HEH HEH...
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20. WELL-STATED. A TOAST
TO CIVILITY AND RESTRAINT.
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21. MORE TEA, MY LADY?
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22. WHY, YES. HOW LOVELY.
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23. Space Ghost: MOLTAR,
WHERE ARE THE CAKES,
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24. THE DAINTY CAKES?
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25. DAINTY CAKES?
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26. WHERE ARE THEY?
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27. I BOUGHT THEM.
I HAD THEM IN THE CAR, I SWEAR.
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28. SH-SHE HANDED THEM
RIGHT TO ME. I—
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29. I HAD THE DAINTY CAKES
IN THE CAR!
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30. NOOOO!
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31. WHAT? OOH! OH...
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32. OOH!
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33. WHAT A NIGHTMARE!
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34. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP
AND U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
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35. GREETINGS!
I'M SPACE GHOST.
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36. HERE'S THE DEAL.
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37. I'VE GOT A BEHIND.
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38. IT'S SUPER HEROIC,
AND I'M ABOUT TO SHAKE IT.
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39. I'D RATHER
YOU DIDN'T.
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40. WHY ARE WE
EVEN DOING THIS?
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41. EVIL VILLAINS,
STAND DOWN FROM THE FUNK.
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42. TONIGHT I'M GOING TO TEAR IT UP
AND BREAK IT DOWN
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43. WITH MY FAVORITE
EXTENDED DANCE MIXES.
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44. THAT STILL
DOESN'T ANSWER
THE QUESTION.
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45. COME ON, MOLTAR.
ALL THE KIDS ARE DANCING.
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46. IT'S ELECTRIFYING!
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47. ELECTRIFYING...
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48. NOW PUT THE NEEDLE
ON THE RECORD.
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49. IT'S TIME FOR MY...
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50. SOOOOOOOOOOLO
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51. DANCE PARTY.
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52. Y'ALL READY FOR THIS?
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53. COME ON, COME ON.
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54. COME ON, ZORAK.
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55. THIS IS
OUT OF SIGHT, MAN.
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56. YOU DANCE
LIKE A WOMAN.
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57. I DANCE LIKE A WOMAN
IF SHE WERE A MAN.
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58. WELL,
HE GOT ME THERE.
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59. I COMMAND ALL VIEWERS
TO WELCOME MY FIRST GUESTS,
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60. MR. ICE-T
AND MR. ERNIE-C.
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61. TOGETHER, THEY'RE
MY FIRST GUEST.
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62. HELLO. HOW ARE YOU?
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63. GREETINGS.
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64. WHAT'S UP, SPACE?
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65. SPACE IS UP, T.
WAY UP AND WAY OUT.
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66. OBSERVE MY
OUTER SPACE JIG.
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67. MOLTAR?
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68. E-LEC-TRONIC.
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69. AU-TO-MATIC.
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70. HOW DO YOU LIKE
THIS ACTION, ICE-T?
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71. IT'S ALL GOOD,
SPACE, BABY.
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72. YEAH. THEY NEVER
LET ME DO THIS
IN THE ACTION SHOW.
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73. I HAVE VANQUISHED YOU,
LIZARD SLAVERS.
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74. AND NOW, BEHOLD
THE PELVIC GYRATIONS
OF MY VICTORY BOOGIE.
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75. NO, PLEASE!
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76. NOT THE
VICTORY BOOGIE!
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77. THE COSMIC GYRATIONS
WILL DESTROY
THE SHIP!
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78. NO! PLEASE!
NO! NO, STOP!
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79. NO!
GET OUT OF HIS WAY!
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80. OH, ICED TEA,
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81. YOU ARE A SWEET AND
REFRESHING BEVERAGE.
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82. I AM VERY SWEET
AND REFRESHING.
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83. I'M NOT TALKING
ABOUT YOU.
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84. I'M SPEAKING
IN GENERAL.
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85. THAT'S RIGHT.
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86. VERY COOL,
VERY COOL.
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87. WHAT'S UP, ZORAK?
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88. MY MAN.
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89. ICE-T...
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90. YOU WILL HOOK ZORAK UP
WITH SOME FLY HONEYS.
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91. Space Ghost:
T? ICE-T?
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92. WAKE UP!
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93. THAT WAS COOL, ZORAK.
THAT WAS COOL.
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94. HIT ME AGAIN.
THAT WAS—
THAT WAS COOL.
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95. JUST REMEMBER
WHAT I SAID.
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96. WANT ME TO BLAST
THE LITTLE PIT SPAWN?
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97. THAT'S HOW YOU DO,
SPACE GHOST?
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98. YOU JUST GO AROUND
KILLING YOUR FRIENDS,
BLASTING THEM.
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99. SPACE GHOST
IS COMING OUT.
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100. JUST DON'T
BLAST US.
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101. WHY NOT?
IT'S ELECTRIFYING.
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102. DO ERNIE.
OH, OK.
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103. WHOA WHOA WHOA!
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104. I'M ONLY PLAYING.
WHAT, ARE YOU—
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105. YOU'RE MAD
AT ME NOW.
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106. NO, NOT—
I DON'T EVEN LIKE
THE WORD "DESTRUCTO."
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107. FREESTYLE FOR ME,
ICE ICE BABY.
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108. THAT WAS COOL.
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109. THAT WAS
INTERESTING.
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110. JUST A LITTLE
MENTAL NOTE...
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111. REMINDING YOU ABOUT
THOSE FLY HONEYS.
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112. ZORAK WAS MESSING
WITH MY BRAIN AGAIN.
WHAT DO YOU—
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113. HEY, ICE-T!
CHECK IT, BUDDY!
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114. COME ON, GHOST.
COME ON, MAN.
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115. YOU GOT TO DO BETTER
THAN THAT.
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116. DON'T TAKE
THAT TONE OF VOICE
WITH ME, YOUNG MAN!
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117. YES, SIR.
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118. YES.
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119. Space Ghost:
HEY, MOLTAR!
KICK IT!
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120. I HEAR SOMETHING.
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121. OOH, THIS ROCKS!
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122. HOLD ON. I CAN'T
DANCE TO THIS.
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123. PLAY IT BACKWARDS!
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124. NO, DON'T!
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125. SOMETHING SCARY
COULD HAPPEN!
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126. YAH! A GHOST!
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127. MOLTAR!
WHAT'S GOING ON?
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128. MOLTAR,
WHAT'S WRONG?
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129. UH, I WANT TO BE
OUT HERE WITH YOU.
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130. HE'S FRIGHTENED
OF GHOSTS.
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131. MOLTAR FEARS
NOTHING. NOTHING!
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132. HE FEARS WHAT
HE CANNOT UNDERSTAND.
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133. THAT GHOST ISN'T GOING
TO HURT YOU.
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134. BRING HIM IN HERE
SO I CAN SMACK HIM.
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135. ONE TIME.
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136. SEE? MR. T. AND HIS
FRIEND ERNIE AREN'T
AFRAID OF THE GHOST.
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137. YEAH, MOLTAR.
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138. IT JUST WANTS
TO POSSESS YOUR SOUL!
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139. NO!
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140. PEACE.
WHAT GOES?
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141. GET OUT OF HERE!
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142. NO!
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143. WHAT?
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144. YOU DON'T HAVE
TO BE CRAZY
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145. TO WORK HERE...
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146. BUT IT HELPS!
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147. STOP IT!
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148. BUT I KEEP
TELLING YOU—
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149. I'M A GHOST.
YOU'RE NOT AFRAID
OF ME, ARE YOU?
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150. UH, NO.
I HATE YOU.
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151. HATE AND FEAR ARE
TWO DIFFERENT THINGS.
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152. Space Ghost: WOOO...
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153. ARE YOU FRIGHTENED?
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154. UH, NO. I THINK
I JUST TOLD YOU—
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155. I HATE YOU.
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156. HEY, WHAT, ARE YOU GUYS
SLOW DANCING IN THERE?
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157. I WANT TO GO HOME.
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158. YES, AS A MATTER
OF FACT, WE WERE.
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159. AND SPEAKING
OF WERE,
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160. PLEASE WELCOME
FUNNYMAN FRED WILLARD.
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161. MY NAME IS
FRED WILLARD,
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162. AND IN EARTH TERMS,
I AM AN ACTOR.
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163. AND, UH, I'VE BEEN
IN SOME MOVIES AND
TELEVISION SERIES—
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164. LET'S TALK
ABOUT YOUR DAYS
AT REAL PEOPLE.
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165. NOW THERE'S A SHOW.
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166. OH, YEAH.
NOW, THAT WAS FUN.
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167. HOW DID YOU DETERMINE
IF A PERSON WAS REAL
OR AN ANDROID?
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168. YEAH, DID YOU RIP
THEIR FACE OFF TO
CHECK THEIR CIRCUITRY?
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169. UH... THIS IS GETTING
A LITTLE TECHNICAL
FOR ME.
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170. THEN LET'S
CHANGE THE
SUBJECT TO ME.
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171. YOU KNOW,
I'M A SUPERHERO.
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172. THAT'S RIGHT,
AND I—
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173. YOU ARE A HERO,
AND I ALWAYS WANTED
TO PLAY A HERO,
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174. AND I THINK—I THINK
I PLAYED A HERO ONCE.
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175. I THINK I PLAYED BATMAN
IN A STAGE REVUE IN—
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176. I WON'T HAVE
THAT MAN'S NAME
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177. MENTIONED
ON MY SHOW!
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178. HE STILL OWES ME
FOR THAT DINNER
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179. I BOUGHT HIM AT
R.J. McGOODTIMES.
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180. I ought
to tell everybody
he's Bruce Wayne.
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181. OH, DEAR. OK.
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182. TANSUT,
YOU HEAR THAT?
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183. BATMAN'S BRUCE WAYNE!
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184. WOW!
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185. YOU THINK
YOU KNOW A GUY!
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186. FRED WILLARD...
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187. YOU WILL HOOK ZORAK UP
WITH SOME FLY...
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188. UH...
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189. NEVER MIND.
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190. FRED, I GOT A
NOTION TO PUT MY
BUTT IN MOTION.
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191. MOLTAR!
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192. COME ON, FRED!
SING ALONG!
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193. I'M GAME!
I'M UP FOR IT!
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194. WHOA!
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195. MOLTAR! WHAT'S
HAPPENING NOW?
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196. THE GHOST IS BACK!
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197. STOP SCRUNCHING ME.
THIS IS MY WORK AREA!
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198. HEY! YOU GOT MY SOUL!
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199. GIVE ME BACK MY SOUL!
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200. HEY!
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201. I'LL BET ZORAK
DOESN'T HAVE
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202. A "GHOST"
OF A CHANCE.
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203. GET IT, FRED?
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204. SURE, SURE.
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205. NOW, WE'RE NOT GOING
TO BE BEAMED BACK
TO EARTH
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206. WITHOUT MENTIONING
MY MOVIE, ARE WE?
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207. IT'S ALL ABOUT
YOU, ISN'T IT,
FRED?
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208. UH...
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209. WELL?
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210. WELL, IT TAKES PLACE
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211. IN THIS SMALL
MIDWESTERN TOWN,
AND WE'RE A—
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212. BACK ALREADY,
ZORAK?
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213. DID YOU GET
YOUR SOUL BACK?
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214. NO, I DIDN'T.
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215. DID YOU GET
YOUR BRAIN BACK?
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216. THAT'S YOUR
WORST LINE EVER.
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217. THANKS.
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218. I THINK IT COMES OUT
IN JANUARY,
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219. AND I THINK
YOU'LL ENJOY IT.
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220. HA HA!
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221. NOW THAT'S
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222. UH, WHICH ONE?
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223. HE'S BAAACK!
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224. AWAY WITH YOU,
SPIRIT!
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225. HANG ON
A MINUTE, FRED.
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226. THAT'S FINE, THAT'S FINE.
I'M IN NO HURRY.
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227. THERE'S ONLY ROOM
FOR ONE GHOST
IN THIS STUDIO,
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228. AND IT'S NOT THE
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229. ALL RIGHT.
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230. HOLY SHNIKIES!
THAT GHOST WAS
CARRYING A NOTE!
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231. IT SAYS...
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232. "I JUST WANTED
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233. "ONE TIME.
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234. SINCERELY, A GHOST."
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235. OH!
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236. IF I'D KNOWN THAT,
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237. MAYBE I WOULDN'T
HAVE BEEN SO SCARED.
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238. I NEVER GOT
MY FLY HONEYS!
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239. FRED WILLARD,
THIS IS ALL
YOUR FAULT!
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240. I ORDER YOU
TO GIVE THE GHOST
A TOUCHING EULOGY.
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241. AH... AND, UM...
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242. YES, HE'S DONE A LOT
OF WONDERFUL... STUFF.
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243. AM I SAYING
THE RIGHT THING?
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244. AH, WHO CARES?
LET'S DANCE!
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245. MOLTAR! HIT ME
WITH ANOTHER ONE
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246. OF THOSE BLOCK-
ROCKING BEATS!
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247. HEY!
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248. HO!
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249. HEY!
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250. HO!
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251. HEY!
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252. HO!
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253. HEY!
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254. HO!
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255. HEY!
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256. HO!
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257. HEY!
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258. HO!
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259. HEY!
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260. HO!
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261. HEY! HO!
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262. HEY!
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263. HO!
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264. HEY!
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265. HO!
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266. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP
AND U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
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267. CAPTIONING PERFORMED BY
THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING
INSTITUTE, INC.
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268. HEY!
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269. HO! HEY!
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270. Hey...
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271. THE ONLY THING
THAT SCARES ME MORE THAN GHOSTS,
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272. IS COMING TO TERMS
WITH MY GRIEF.
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273. OH,
SUCK IT UP, FATTY!
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274. UNH!
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