1. - Idiot.
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2. - Hello?
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3. - Dannyyyyy!
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4. Danny booooy!
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5. Yeah, yeah, that's great.
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6. - I'm not gonna hurt ya.
- Freak.
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7. - Greetings! I'm Space Ghost.
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8. On my show tonight, Ted Turner's
brother-in-law
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9. Peter Fonda!
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10. Uh...
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11. He had a mother who's aunt knew the
singing gorilla man?
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12. Are you guys hearing like a weird rumble?
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13. Technical problems.
Everything... fine.
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14. Ow!
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15. - Yeah! Gotcha!
- No, you didn't.
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16. This is the work of...
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17. The Polisher.
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18. - Eh, I beg your pardon?
- You know, The Polisher!
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19. He polishes things until they're slippery
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20. and makes you fall and stuff.
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21. - Eh heh.
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22. - Hey!
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23. Look at the shine.
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24. Ooh, daddy wants a shine, too.
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25. Doesn't he wittle woopy?
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26. The shiiine.
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27. The shine.
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28. Ah!
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29. - Bam!
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30. - Bam! Bam!
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31. - Hey, wubby.
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32. When you're done smacking yourself the
guest is ready.
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33. - Can't you see I'm in peril?
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34. No!
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35. I fear the Subliminator
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36. has taken control of Moltar's mind.
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37. Zorak!
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38. You are being consumed by...
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39. Vibratronica!
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40. Sunday! Sunday!
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41. See Vibratronica set fire to the stands
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42. and burn a whole of effigy through
the walls!
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43. I'll save you!
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44. - Thanks a lot.
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45. I was just doin' a jig.
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46. - That's just what she wants you to think.
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47. - Yeah...
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48. Those were close calls.
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49. Why are my old enemies coming back
to taunt me?
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50. Why today? Why now?
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51. Why?
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52. Why?
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53. Why?
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54. What's your name?
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55. - Peter.
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56. - Peter what?
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57. - Sometimes Peter, Peter Pumpkin Eater,
Mommy's Little Petey Boy,
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58. not very many times Little Petey Boy.
- Okay, hot shot!
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59. - Sir.
- What's your real name?
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60. - Peter Fonda.
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61. - Ted's brother-in-law.
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62. You know what? You've got it goin' on.
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63. - What's that you got?
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64. Check. Booger? Is that a booger?
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65. - I have a booger? Where?
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66. - Have I got a booger?
- Where the heck would I have a booger?
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67. - Can you see this Moltar? Am I cool?
- Now you're gonna get me in trouble.
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68. I just don't get it.
Stop it!
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69. I don't have boogers!
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70. Hey! Where's the booger?
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71. - Stop! Saying! Boogers!
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72. Ah, poop.
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73. - Sorry, Ghost Man.
- That's fine.
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74. - I didn't mean to...
- That's nice.
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75. - You know, they eat their...
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76. - Shut up!
- Well uh uh uh to you too!
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77. - Hey, buddy! What's wrong with your arms?
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78. - Zorak, please.
- You're freakin' me out!
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79. - This is Ted's uncle-in-law.
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80. What're you doing here?
- I'm just warming up.
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81. You know, I'm doing my thing.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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82. - Could we get a graphic artist out here?
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83. Just to draw a couple of eyes on
Space Ghost?
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84. - Ow. Ow, my eye.
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85. Hey, I can't see anything!
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86. Now I'll never again experience
the beauties of the universe.
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87. Draw him with a huge buttocks!
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88. What is he talking about?
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89. Oh, for Pete's sake.
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90. Oh!
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91. - Hey. Hey.
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92. How's your buttocks?
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93. Hey! I'm talkin' to you!
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94. - You're evil.
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95. - Every time I look at him he's doin' this
at me
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96. and it gets me very nervous, you know.
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97. I don't like this!
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98. I don't know whether he means sit down,
shut up.
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99. Would you stand still?
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100. We're working here.
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101. - My foot's asleep!
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102. C'mon foot, c'mon!
Ow! C'mon foot!
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103. - Watch it.
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104. Well I know what it's like to be dead.
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105. Ya know?
- Who puts that junk in your head?
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106. - Who put all that stuff in my head?
Are you kidding me?
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107. - Answer the question!
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108. - You know, you're making me feel like I
haven't been born.
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109. - Um, Moltar, do you know where they are?
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110. - Shh. Not now.
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111. - Well, she said,
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112. "I know what it's like to be dead."
And I said,
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113. "Well, who put all that stuff in your head?
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114. "you know, you're making me feel like..."
- Moltar.
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115. Get me a cup of coffee.
Cause when I was a boy
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116. My parents would start,
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117. "Why don't you act like you're growing up?"
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118. - What does this tell us
about your childhood?
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119. - I learned that was the best way to
keep my parents off my back
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120. is to act like a grown up.
But I've been 8 for 56 years.
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121. - Here's your stinkin' coffee!
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122. - What's your problem!
Get off my back.
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123. - Oh, thanks, Crabatron!
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124. Now that's...
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125. - Yikes.
- Ah, man!
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126. Spillar, you weasel!
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127. Confound you, Polisher!
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128. How's your butt?
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129. - No, space is here.
Time is now, ya know, so.
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130. Alright, you noticed I'm not
the maddest guy
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131. but who's the guy in the ant suit?
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132. - Ant suit?
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133. Wait a minute.
- I looked at him
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134. to try to see who he really was.
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135. He's 168 years old.
I don't wanna touch him, man.
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136. I can't get in there.
I've heard all this before.
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137. - But I'm making the arms do that stuff.
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138. Ya know, the one, two, three, four
and breathe.
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139. Two, three.
Of course.
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140. - What's he talking about?
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141. How could I be so stupid?
I just start doing like this
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142. There's mites all around me, Ghost Man!
Get rid of them!
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143. - I mean, cause the bees.
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144. In fact, the bees are being
absolutely decimated
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145. That's right, keep talking.
- by, uh, lice.
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146. C'mon. Come to daddy.
- Mites.
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147. - Moltar, get the lava. Ah ah.
- Uh uh.
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148. - Can of ah.
- Ah ah.
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149. - Don't get the lava.
Uh uh.
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150. How 'bout I forget it?
- We don't need the lava
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151. do we, Peter?
Uh uh.
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152. - Cause you're not Peter.
- Cut the hate.
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153. - Are ya, Peter?
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154. - Odin!
- Confusatron!
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155. - That's some nice work, chump!
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156. - Say what?
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157. - Ya know that was Ted's brother-in-law
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158. ya just blew away?
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159. - You're so "naive".
- Naïve.
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160. - Enemies all around us,
and you can't see them?
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161. - Eh.
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162. - I'd hate to see what the
lobotomist would do
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163. with such a "naive" mind like yours!
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164. - Okay.
- It's naïve!
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165. - What about it?
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166. - Okay, what's next?
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167. - Umm, Buzz.
- Are you sure it's Buzz?
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168. - You Buzz?
- Yes, I believe I am.
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169. - It's Buzz!
- Send him in.
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170. - Greetings!
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171. - So, why should I talk to you?
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172. - Uhh, well,
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173. a number of years ago I flew in space.
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174. And, uh, we landed on the
moon 27 years ago.
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175. - The moon?
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176. Did you wear a space suit?
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177. - A praying mantis?
- Yeah, tell us about the space suit!
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178. - Okay.
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179. It's rather bulky.
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180. - There are layers and layers of material
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181. that, ya know, protect us
from small meteorites.
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182. - Ooh-hoo, no!
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183. - Don't let the meteorites get me, Zorak!
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184. - I'll protect you, buddy.
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185. - So, Buzz
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186. if that's your real name.
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187. - My sisters started calling me Buzz
when I was very young.
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188. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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189. I've spent a lot of time in space
and I've never seen you.
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190. - Well, have you been looking?
Cause I was looking for you.
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191. I didn't see you either.
- I bet you were looking reeeal hard
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192. weren't ya?
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193. weren't ya Buzz?
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194. - Oh, you bet.
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195. - Did ya ever look on the Ghost Planet?
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196. Where I live!
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197. - Ghost Planet? I don't believe I have.
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198. What's it like?
It's no moon.
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199. - Oh, he knows what it's like.
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200. Don't ya, Buzz?
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201. - Is it, uh, squishy?
Or is it, uh, springy?
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202. - That's right. Play dumb.
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203. - Or maybe it's a little smoky, or hazy, or
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204. frothy?
- C'mon, Aldrin!
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205. I'm smarter than that!
- Well, that's obvious.
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206. - Now what?
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207. - Oh, nothing.
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208. Just another villain!
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209. - Villains, ah.
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210. - it's been happening all night.
They're ruthless.
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211. - Uh huh.
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212. Well, they're not ruthless
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213. they're, in many ways, loveable
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214. and they're understandable.
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215. - Buzz, there's nothing loveable
about the evil Confusatron.
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216. - Oh, no.
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217. - He's in my brain.
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218. I can feel his baffling presence.
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219. - Ah. How can he do that?
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220. - I don't know. But he's there.
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221. Riiight now.
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222. - How could he get inside your brain?
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223. - You tell me, Aldrin.
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224. Or, should I say,
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225. Confusatron!
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226. Ohh.
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227. - So, there were two Confusatrons.
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228. - Obviously.
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229. - Riiight.
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230. - Well, you just blasted the beloved
American space hero Buzz Aldrin.
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231. - Yes, sir.
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232. - That's it! I've had it!
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233. You're wacked!
- Yeah!
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234. You've been clumsy and paranoid all night!
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235. And instead of owning up to it like a man
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236. - Bam! You made up an enemy!
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237. - Yeah, you're right.
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238. All those things were my own fault.
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239. Or were they?
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240. Impostinators!
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241. - That's it.
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242. I'm gone.
That's right!
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243. Run away you Pretendenators!
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244. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Tell me another story.
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245. That's right! Run to mama!
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246. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Hey, how's your butt?
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247. You want some of this Zorak?
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248. Or should I say
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249. Improvamentatron!
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250. Whatever.
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251. - Space Ghost!
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252. I don't know.
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