Space Ghost Coast to Coast 1x9

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Joyce Brothers as Self • Rich Hall as Self • Anka Radakovich as Self

Dr. Joyce Brothers gives Space Ghost advice on how to improve himself...but eventually reveals that she believes Space Ghost has a split personality, Space Ghost sadly proves her right...

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1. HI. I'M MOLTAR.

2. UH-HUH...

3. I HAVE AN ADDICTION TO... FIRE.

4. PLAYING WITH FIRE CAN REALLY BE HARMFUL

5. TO YOU, TO ME, TO YOUR STUDIO,

6. TO EVERYTHING THAT YOU HOLD DEAR.

7. MMM... GIVE US A KISS.

8. ALL RIGHT.

9. HUH?

10. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP AND U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION

11. iHOLA! I AM SPACE GHOST.

12. ON THIS SHOW, I'VE GATHERED A PANEL OF THERAPISTS TO HELP ZORAK.

13. HE'S EVIL.

14. I AM NOT.

15. YES, YOU ARE.

16. I AM NOT!

17. YES, YOU ARE!

18. YES, I AM.

19. SEE?

20. iHOLA!

21. Space Ghost: ALL RIGHTY!

22. MY FIRST GUEST IS DR. JOYCE BROTHERS.

23. YOU MAY HAVE SEEN HER ON SUCH SHOWS

24. AS MERV GRIFFIN, MIKE DOUGLAS,

25. PARKER LEWIS CAN'T LOSE,

26. TIC TAC DOUGH, MR. BELVEDERE,

27. THE X-MEN, THE X-FILES,

28. ALF, THE TONIGHT SHOW,

29. AND TRUE STORIES OF THE HIGHWAY PATROL.

30. BAYWATCH,

31. THE $5.00 PYRAMID,

32. THE $20 PYRAMID,

33. THE $100 PYRAMID...

34. WELCOME HER!

35. I THINK THAT WAS PLEASANT PATTER.

36. WELCOME TO THE SHOW, DR. BROTHERS!

37. WELL, UH...

38. CHITTY CHITTY BANG BANG,

39. THE MAN FROM SNOWY RIVER.

40. THAT'S WILD!

41. WHY ARE YOU HERE?

42. YEAH, WHY YOU HERE?

43. BECAUSE PEOPLE NEED SO MUCH HELP.

44. CORRECT!

45. SO, WHAT'S NEW, DR. BROTHERS?

46. EVERYTHING.

47. I HAVE A NEW BOOK

48. THE PRACTICAL PLAN FOR LIKING YOURSELF BETTER,

49. AND I KNOW, SPACE GHOST,

50. THERE'S NO WAY YOU COULD LIKE YOURSELF BETTER THAN YOU DO.

51. NOT EVEN FOR MONEY.

52. HEY, ISN'T ZORAK HANDSOME AND NICE?

53. NO, HE'S NOT.

54. YEAH!

55. NO, I'M NOT!

56. DR. BROTHERS, CAN YOU WORK WITH ME HERE?

57. OK.

58. PAUL HARVEY.

59. I'M TRYING TO MEND HIS EVIL WAYS.

60. PAUL HARVEY!

61. WHAT ABOUT HIM?

62. HE'S GOOD... DON'T YOU THINK?

63. DO YOU HAVE ANY ASPIRIN, DOC?

64. I'M SORRY. I DIDN'T HEAR YOU—

65. "HELLO, AMERICA. PAGE TWO.

66. "AND THAT MAN WAS... WALT DISNEY...

67. AND THAT'S... THE REST OF... THE STORY."

68. I SAID I'M REHABILITATING ZORAK.

69. HE'S REALLY QUITE EVIL.

70. CAN YOU HELP ME?

71. IF HE IS AN EVIL LOCUST,

72. THEN HE'S ONLY EVIL EVERY 7 YEARS,

73. SO JUST ENJOY IN-BETWEEN THE 7 YEARS.

74. BUT—BUT I'M A MANTIS.

75. HE'S RIGHT.

76. WE'RE MEAN ALL THE TIME!

77. CAN YOU SHUT HIM UP?

78. NO, BUT I CAN HELP THEM UNDERSTAND THEIR MINDS,

79. AND THAT'S WHAT I'M TRYING TO DO WITH YOU, SPACE GHOST.

80. ME? I'M FINE!

81. HE'S GOT THE PROBLEM!

82. WELL, I'M NOT SO SURE YOU'RE OK, BUT THE IDEA—

83. OF CO I'M OK.

84. I'M SPACE GHOST!

85. THE IDEA IS THAT PEOPLE VALIDATE ONE ANOTHER—

86. PSYCHOBABBLE.

87. LOOK, LADY, I CALLED YOU IN TO HELP ZORAK!

88. NOT ME! YOU THINK I HAVE THE PROBLEM?

89. WELL, THAT IS A... GREAT POSSIBILITY.

90. HOW LONG HAVE YOU HATED MEN?

91. RICH.

92. RICH!

93. YEAH!

94. YOU'RE UP IN TWO MINUTES.

95. MM-HMM.

96. TIME ENOUGH FOR A KISS...

97. AND... YOUR MASK MAKES IT REALLY VERY DIFFICULT

98. FOR PEOPLE TO DIVINE YOUR MOTIVATION.

99. DO TELL!

100. YOUR MOTIVATION, FOR ALL WE KNOW,

101. MAY NOT BE AS OPEN AS YOUR PUBLICITY ALLOWS US TO THINK.

102. YOU GET PAID FOR THIS?

103. YES, UH, YOU KNOW, HAVE YOU EVER SEEN AN INKBLOT?

104. ONCE...

105. IN DOTHAN, ALABAMA.

106. I THINK THEY'RE FUN TO WATCH—

107. EXCUSE ME.

108. BUT I DON'T THINK THEY'RE PSYCHIC AT ALL—

109. EXCUSE ME.

110. I THINK SOME PEOPLE ARE WILLING—

111. EXCUSE ME! OVER HERE!

112. WHAT?

113. UH, WHERE'S DOTHAN?

114. ON THE WAY TO PANAMA CITY.

115. NO. OK, THANKS.

116. I'M SORRY.

117. SO, WHAT ABOUT THESE INK STAINS

118. YOU WERE BLATHERING ABOUT?

119. WELL, YOU PROJECT ALL YOUR EMOTIONS ONTO THAT INKBLOT—

120. EH, EXCUSE ME...

121. THEN THERAPISTS CAN READ—

122. UM, EXCUSE ME?

123. WHAT?

124. IS THAT IN FLORIDA?

125. YES!

126. THE PANHANDLE?

127. YES!

128. OK. THANKS.

129. YOU KNOW, WE REALLY ARE TRAINED IN EVERY—

130. UH, SPACE GHOST?

131. Space Ghost: WHAT?

132. PAUL HARVEY.

133. GRRRRR...

134. SO IF YOU ASK A LITTLE CHILD WHO HASN'T—

135. YOU'RE NOT GOING TO CHARGE ME FOR THIS, ARE YOU?

136. WELL, UM...

137. ACTUALLY, IT WOULD—

138. I WOULD SEND YOU A DOUBLE BILL,

139. BECAUSE YOU HAVE A SPLIT PERSONALITY.

140. OH! SO NOW I'M A SCHIZO?

141. IT'S VERY POSSIBLE.

142. UM, WOULD KNOW BETTER THAN ANYONE ELSE.

143. THAT'S PREPOSTEROUS!

144. I AM NOT, NOR HAVE I EVER BEEN A SCHIZOPHRENIC.

145. THAT'S NOT TRUE!

146. YOU BE QUIET!

147. WHO'S THE LADY?

148. SHUT UP!

149. MOLTAR, CALL THE POLICE!

150. Space Ghost: I HEARD THAT! NO, YOU DIDN'T!

151. ALL RIGHTY! WE'RE BACK!

152. Space Ghost: HEY, ZORAK,

153. THAT DR. BROTHERS SURE WAS A NUT!

154. I THOUGHT SHE WAS INCREDIBLY INFORMATIVE

155. AND HAD MANY INSIGHTFUL OBSERVATIONS

156. ABOUT YOUR BEHAVIOR.

157. WHAT? OH, I SEE.

158. YOU THINK I'M CRAZY, DON'T YOU?

159. ER... UH... UH...

160. GO AHEAD, ZORAK. SAY IT!

161. UH, WELL, UM, HEH...

162. SAY IT!

163. MOLTAR?

164. YOU'RE UP, RICH.

165. YEAH, OK.

166. LAST CHANCE FOR A KISS...

167. THAT'S ENOUGH! REALLY, LET'S, UH...

168. LET'S—LET'S DRAW THE LINE THERE.

169. YOUR LOSS.

170. THANK YOU.

171. SAY IT!

172. HIYA, SPACE. HOW'S IT GOING?

173. BUCKLE UP FOR SAFETY.

174. ALL RIGHT.

175. TELL US ABOUT YOUR BOOK.

176. IT'S 128 PAGES OF, UH...

177. OF ALL THE MAJOR DYSFUNCTIONS

178. ON PLANET—

179. SAY IT!

180. UH...

181. I'M TRYING TO KIND OF PUT THE "FUN" BACK INTO DYSFUNCTION.

182. HEH...

183. Space Ghost: OH, GET IT.

184. "FUN" INTO DYSFUNCTION!

185. A SENSE OF HUMOR IS VERY IMPORTANT, SPACE GHOST.

186. I CAN SEE THAT YOU'RE DESPERATELY TRYING TO DEVELOP ONE,

187. AND THAT'S GOOD.

188. HEY, THANKS!

189. YOU LOOK VERY STYLISH IN YOUR CAPE, BY THE WAY.

190. WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?

191. OH, NO, I'M SORRY. REALLY, I DON'T MEAN TO MAKE YOU UNCOMFORTABLE.

192. NO, REALLY. I MEAN, I'M JUST SAYING THAT AS A...

193. FROM ONE GUY TO ANOTHER, YOU KNOW?

194. NO, I DON'T KNOW.

195. WELL, SPACE GHOST, YOU HAVE TO BECOME A LITTLE MORE COMFORTABLE

196. WITH YOUR SEXUALITY AND A LITTLE MORE CONFIDENT IN IT.

197. YOU KNOW, I'M JUST GIVING YOU A COMPLIMENT.

198. IT'S NOT LIKE I'M COMING ON TO YOU OR ANYTHING, YOU KNOW?

199. I MEAN, YOU'RE A SUPERHERO.

200. I THINK YOU NEEDED SOME SUPERHERO CONFIDENCE IN YOUR, UH... SEXUALITY.

201. OH, REALLY?

202. ANYTHING ELSE?

203. YOU NEED TO, UH...

204. YOU—YOU NEED TO WATCH SOME MORE TV.

205. MORE TV. YOU DON'T SAY?

206. ANY CERTAIN WAY I SHOULD WATCH TV?

207. OH, SPACE GHOST, UH...

208. WOULD YOU LIKE TO WEAR THE CAPE, RICH?

209. UH...

210. RICH?

211. YEAH?

212. DO A SNIGLET!

213. NO, I... DON'T DO SNIGLETS ANYMORE.

214. UH... THEY'RE DEAD. PUT THEM IN THE GARAGE.

215. MAKE UP A SNIGLET FOR ZORAK.

216. I'M GOING TO LET YOU ENJOY

217. YOUR LITTLE SELF-REFERENTIAL MOMENT OF MIRTH THERE, SPACE GHOST.

218. HOW ABOUT "MANTIS DO-GOODER"?

219. IS THAT A SWELL SNIGLET OR WHAT, RICH?

220. ARE THERE PRIZES FOR THESE QUESTIONS?

221. THIS ISN'T A GAME SHOW, MR. HALL.

222. I'M SORRY, I'M SORRY.

223. THAT'S BETTER.

224. BITE ME!

225. OH, I'M SORRY.

226. THANK YOU.

227. RICH, TELL US ABOUT YOUR SUPERPOWERS.

228. I HAVE NONE, AND I'M TOTALLY DEFENSELESS AT THIS POINT

229. TO WHATEVER ASSAULT EARTH DECIDES TO COMMIT AGAINST ME.

230. UH, I'M JUST A VICTIM.

231. A VICTIM OF YOUR OWN SELF-PITY.

232. NO, I JUST FEEL LIKE I KNOW MY PLACE ON THE PLANET,

233. AND IT'S VERY TINY—

234. THAT'S SAD.

235. YEAH...

236. DO A SNIGLET!

237. NO...

238. OK. WHY WON'T WOMEN TALK TO ME?

239. WELL, THE FIRST THING THAT YOU NEED TO DO IS GO ALL OUT AND LIE.

240. LIE?

241. USE YOUR IMAGINATION.

242. JUST TELL WOMEN WHAT THEY WANT TO HEAR.

243. YOU CAN ALWAYS COVER YOUR TRACKS LATER.

244. BUT, RICH, I ALW TELL THE TRUTH.

245. THAT'S NOT WHAT WOMEN WANT TO HEAR.

246. THEY WANT TO HEAR THAT YOU DRUM FOR PEARL JAM.

247. YEAH.

248. THAT'S NOT A SNIGLET, HALL.

249. UM...

250. GO GET ME SOME BREAKFAST.

251. I'M SORRY?

252. NOW, LET'S SEE. WHAT'S NEXT?

253. HEY, LOOK AT MY HAND!

254. OPEN, CLOSE. OPEN, CLOSE. OPEN...

255. SPACE GHOST?

256. HUH?

257. YOU HAVE ANOTHER GUEST.

258. ZORAK, I DON'T FEEL WELL. YOU DO IT.

259. ME? HONEST?

260. OPEN, CLOSE. OPEN...

261. PY-PYROMANIACS?

262. YEAH!

263. THEY'RE HOT.

264. WOULD YOU KISS ONE?

265. OH, YEAH. CAN I GIVE YOU A KISS?

266. BYE-BYE. SAY BYE-BYE.

267. BYE-BYE...

268. I LOVE YOU...

269. WOOO, ALL RIGHT.

270. UM, ER, UH, YOU... ARE... A HUMAN.

271. YEAH.

272. YOU ARE A FEMALE HUMAN.

273. YEAH.

274. YOU ARE A PRETTY FEMALE HUMAN.

275. MM-HMM.

276. MM-HMM. PRETTY, PRETTY FEMALE HUMAN.

277. ANKA! I'M THE DRUMMER FOR PEARL JAM!

278. WELL, I JUST WROTE A BOOK.

279. WELL, I DRUM FOR A BAND.

280. WELL, I JUST WROTE A BOOK.

281. WELL, I CAN SPEAK FRENCH REALLY LOUD!

282. OUI.

283. I USED TO BE SO PRETTY...

284. IN PARIS.

285. UH, SO, WHAT DO YOU THINK OF ME, HUMAN?

286. UM, I THINK YOU'RE MASCULINE BUT SENSITIVE—

287. YOU DO NOT KNOW ME, HUMAN.

288. I AM EVIL. THEREFORE, I AM LONELY.

289. I'M JUST A...

290. LONELY...

291. DRUMMER FOR PEARL JAM!

292. ALL RIGHT!

293. THAT'S A LIE!

294. SHUT UP, MOLTAR!

295. THE FEMALE HUMAN IS MINE!

296. WHAT?

297. I SEE WHAT YOU'RE DOING,

298. PUTTING THE LONELY MANTIS ROUTINE ON TO GET THE GIRL.

299. YOU'RE LYING!

300. MANTIS DON'T LIE!

301. DO SO!

302. DO NOT!

303. DO SO!

304. DO NOT!

305. DO SO!

306. DO NOT!

307. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP AND U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION

308. CAPTIONING PERFORMED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE, INC.

309. PUBLIC PERFORMANCE OF CAPTIONS PROHIBITED WITHOUT PERMISSION OF NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE

310. YOU'VE GOT A DUMB HEAD.

311. AT LEAST I HAVE A HEAD—

312. Space Ghost: JUST SHUT UP!