Space Ghost Coast to Coast 1x9

Directed by

Joyce Brothers as Self • Rich Hall as Self • Anka Radakovich as Self

Dr. Joyce Brothers gives Space Ghost advice on how to improve himself...but eventually reveals that she believes Space Ghost has a split personality, Space Ghost sadly proves her right...

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Subtitle languages: English • Spanish • Brazilian Portuguese

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1. HI. I'M MOLTAR.

2. UH-HUH...

3. TO... FIRE.

4. TO YOU, TO ME, TO YOUR STUDIO,

5. THAT YOU HOLD DEAR.

6. MMM... GIVE US A KISS.

7. ALL RIGHT.

8. HUH?

9. AND U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION

10. iHOLA! I AM SPACE GHOST.

11. ON THIS SHOW, I'VE GATHERED TO HELP ZORAK.

12. HE'S EVIL.

13. I AM NOT.

14. YES, YOU ARE.

15. I AM NOT!

16. YES, YOU ARE!

17. YES, I AM.

18. SEE?

19. iHOLA!

20. Space Ghost: ALL RIGHTY!

21. DR. JOYCE BROTHERS.

22. AS MERV GRIFFIN, MIKE DOUGLAS,

23. CAN'T LOSE,

24. TIC TAC DOUGH, MR. BELVEDERE,

25. THE X-MEN, THE X-FILES,

26. ALF, THE TONIGHT SHOW,

27. THE HIGHWAY PATROL.

28. BAYWATCH,

29. THE $5.00 PYRAMID,

30. THE $20 PYRAMID,

31. THE $100 PYRAMID...

32. WELCOME HER!

33. PLEASANT PATTER.

34. WELCOME TO THE SHOW, DR. BROTHERS!

35. WELL, UH...

36. BANG BANG,

37. SNOWY RIVER.

38. THAT'S WILD!

39. WHY ARE YOU HERE?

40. YEAH, WHY YOU HERE?

41. NEED SO MUCH HELP.

42. CORRECT!

43. SO, WHAT'S NEW, DR. BROTHERS?

44. EVERYTHING.

45. FOR LIKING YOURSELF BETTER,

46. AND I KNOW, SPACE GHOST,

47. THERE'S NO WAY YOU BETTER THAN YOU DO.

48. NOT EVEN FOR MONEY.

49. HEY, ISN'T ZORAK HANDSOME AND NICE?

50. NO, HE'S NOT.

51. YEAH!

52. NO, I'M NOT!

53. DR. BROTHERS, WITH ME HERE?

54. OK.

55. PAUL HARVEY.

56. I'M TRYING TO MEND HIS EVIL WAYS.

57. PAUL HARVEY!

58. WHAT ABOUT HIM?

59. HE'S GOOD... DON'T YOU THINK?

60. ANY ASPIRIN, DOC?

61. I'M SORRY. I DIDN'T HEAR YOU—

62. "HELLO, AMERICA. PAGE TWO.

63. "AND THAT MAN WAS... WALT DISNEY...

64. AND THAT'S... THE REST OF... THE STORY."

65. I SAID I'M ZORAK.

66. HE'S REALLY QUITE EVIL.

67. CAN YOU HELP ME?

68. IF HE IS AN EVIL LOCUST,

69. THEN HE'S ONLY EVIL EVERY 7 YEARS,

70. IN-BETWEEN THE 7 YEARS.

71. BUT—BUT I'M A MANTIS.

72. HE'S RIGHT.

73. WE'RE MEAN ALL THE TIME!

74. CAN YOU SHUT HIM UP?

75. NO, BUT I CAN HELP THEM UNDERSTAND THEIR MINDS,

76. AND THAT'S WHAT I'M TRYING TO DO WITH YOU, SPACE GHOST.

77. ME? I'M FINE!

78. HE'S GOT THE PROBLEM!

79. WELL, I'M NOT SO SURE YOU'RE OK, BUT THE IDEA—

80. OF CO I'M OK.

81. I'M SPACE GHOST!

82. PSYCHOBABBLE.

83. LOOK, LADY, TO HELP ZORAK!

84. NOT ME! YOU THINK I HAVE THE PROBLEM?

85. WELL, THAT IS A... GREAT POSSIBILITY.

86. YOU HATED MEN?

87. RICH.

88. RICH!

89. YEAH!

90. YOU'RE UP IN TWO MINUTES.

91. MM-HMM.

92. FOR A KISS...

93. AND... YOUR MASK

94. YOUR MOTIVATION.

95. DO TELL!

96. YOUR MOTIVATION, FOR ALL WE KNOW,

97. ALLOWS US TO THINK.

98. FOR THIS?

99. YES, UH, YOU KNOW, AN INKBLOT?

100. ONCE...

101. IN DOTHAN, ALABAMA.

102. I THINK THEY'RE

103. EXCUSE ME.

104. BUT I DON'T THINK THEY'RE PSYCHIC AT ALL—

105. EXCUSE ME.

106. EXCUSE ME! OVER HERE!

107. WHAT?

108. UH, WHERE'S DOTHAN?

109. ON THE WAY TO PANAMA CITY.

110. NO. OK, THANKS.

111. I'M SORRY.

112. SO, WHAT ABOUT

113. ABOUT?

114. WELL, YOU PROJECT

115. EH, EXCUSE ME...

116. UM, EXCUSE ME?

117. WHAT?

118. IS THAT IN FLORIDA?

119. YES!

120. THE PANHANDLE?

121. YES!

122. OK. THANKS.

123. YOU KNOW, WE REALLY ARE

124. UH, SPACE GHOST?

125. Space Ghost: WHAT?

126. PAUL HARVEY.

127. GRRRRR...

128. SO IF YOU ASK WHO HASN'T—

129. YOU'RE NOT GOING THIS, ARE YOU?

130. WELL, UM...

131. ACTUALLY, IT WOULD—

132. A DOUBLE BILL,

133. A SPLIT PERSONALITY.

134. OH! SO NOW I'M A SCHIZO?

135. IT'S VERY POSSIBLE.

136. UM, WOULD KNOW BETTER THAN ANYONE ELSE.

137. THAT'S PREPOSTEROUS!

138. I AM NOT, NOR A SCHIZOPHRENIC.

139. THAT'S NOT TRUE!

140. YOU BE QUIET!

141. WHO'S THE LADY?

142. SHUT UP!

143. MOLTAR, CALL THE POLICE!

144. Space Ghost: I HEARD THAT! NO, YOU DIDN'T!

145. ALL RIGHTY! WE'RE BACK!

146. Space Ghost: HEY, ZORAK,

147. THAT DR. BROTHERS SURE WAS A NUT!

148. ABOUT YOUR BEHAVIOR.

149. WHAT? OH, I SEE.

150. YOU THINK I'M CRAZY, DON'T YOU?

151. ER... UH... UH...

152. GO AHEAD, ZORAK. SAY IT!

153. UH, WELL, UM, HEH...

154. SAY IT!

155. MOLTAR?

156. YOU'RE UP, RICH.

157. YEAH, OK.

158. FOR A KISS...

159. THAT'S ENOUGH! REALLY, LET'S, UH...

160. LET'S—LET'S THERE.

161. YOUR LOSS.

162. THANK YOU.

163. SAY IT!

164. HIYA, SPACE. HOW'S IT GOING?

165. FOR SAFETY.

166. ALL RIGHT.

167. YOUR BOOK.

168. IT'S 128 PAGES OF, UH...

169. OF ALL THE

170. SAY IT!

171. UH...

172. I'M TRYING TO KIND OF PUT THE "FUN" BACK INTO DYSFUNCTION.

173. HEH...

174. Space Ghost: OH, GET IT.

175. "FUN" INTO DYSFUNCTION!

176. IS VERY IMPORTANT, SPACE GHOST.

177. YOU'RE DESPERATELY TRYING TO DEVELOP ONE,

178. AND THAT'S GOOD.

179. HEY, THANKS!

180. IN YOUR CAPE, BY THE WAY.

181. WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?

182. OH, NO, I'M SORRY. REALLY, I DON'T MEAN TO MAKE YOU UNCOMFORTABLE.

183. NO, REALLY. I MEAN, I'M JUST SAYING THAT AS A...

184. TO ANOTHER, YOU KNOW?

185. NO, I DON'T KNOW.

186. WELL, SPACE GHOST,

187. CONFIDENT IN IT.

188. YOU KNOW, I'M JUST GIVING YOU A COMPLIMENT.

189. IT'S NOT LIKE I'M COMING ON TO YOU OR ANYTHING, YOU KNOW?

190. I MEAN, YOU'RE A SUPERHERO.

191. IN YOUR, UH... SEXUALITY.

192. OH, REALLY?

193. ANYTHING ELSE?

194. YOU NEED TO, UH...

195. TO WATCH SOME MORE TV.

196. MORE TV. YOU DON'T SAY?

197. I SHOULD WATCH TV?

198. OH, SPACE GHOST, UH...

199. TO WEAR THE CAPE, RICH?

200. UH...

201. RICH?

202. YEAH?

203. DO A SNIGLET!

204. NO, I... DON'T DO SNIGLETS ANYMORE.

205. UH... THEY'RE DEAD. PUT THEM IN THE GARAGE.

206. FOR ZORAK.

207. I'M GOING

208. MOMENT OF MIRTH THERE, SPACE GHOST.

209. "MANTIS DO-GOODER"?

210. OR WHAT, RICH?

211. FOR THESE QUESTIONS?

212. THIS ISN'T A GAME SHOW, MR. HALL.

213. I'M SORRY, I'M SORRY.

214. THAT'S BETTER.

215. BITE ME!

216. OH, I'M SORRY.

217. THANK YOU.

218. RICH, TELL US SUPERPOWERS.

219. I HAVE NONE, AND I'M TOTALLY

220. COMMIT AGAINST ME.

221. UH, I'M JUST A VICTIM.

222. OWN SELF-PITY.

223. NO, I JUST FEEL LIKE ON THE PLANET,

224. AND IT'S VERY TINY—

225. THAT'S SAD.

226. YEAH...

227. DO A SNIGLET!

228. NO...

229. OK. WHY WON'T WOMEN TALK TO ME?

230. WELL, THE FIRST THING IS GO ALL OUT AND LIE.

231. LIE?

232. USE YOUR IMAGINATION.

233. THEY WANT TO HEAR.

234. COVER YOUR TRACKS LATER.

235. BUT, RICH, THE TRUTH.

236. THAT'S NOT WHAT WOMEN WANT TO HEAR.

237. YOU DRUM FOR PEARL JAM.

238. YEAH.

239. THAT'S NOT A SNIGLET, HALL.

240. UM...

241. GO GET ME SOME BREAKFAST.

242. I'M SORRY?

243. NOW, LET'S SEE. WHAT'S NEXT?

244. HEY, LOOK AT MY HAND!

245. OPEN, CLOSE. OPEN, CLOSE. OPEN...

246. SPACE GHOST?

247. HUH?

248. YOU HAVE ANOTHER GUEST.

249. ZORAK, I DON'T FEEL WELL. YOU DO IT.

250. ME? HONEST?

251. OPEN, CLOSE. OPEN...

252. PY-PYROMANIACS?

253. YEAH!

254. THEY'RE HOT.

255. WOULD YOU KISS ONE?

256. OH, YEAH. CAN I GIVE YOU A KISS?

257. BYE-BYE. SAY BYE-BYE.

258. BYE-BYE...

259. I LOVE YOU...

260. WOOO, ALL RIGHT.

261. UM, ER, UH, YOU... ARE... A HUMAN.

262. YEAH.

263. YOU ARE A FEMALE HUMAN.

264. YEAH.

265. FEMALE HUMAN.

266. MM-HMM.

267. MM-HMM. PRETTY, PRETTY FEMALE HUMAN.

268. ANKA! I'M THE DRUMMER FOR PEARL JAM!

269. WELL, I JUST WROTE A BOOK.

270. WELL, I DRUM FOR A BAND.

271. WELL, I JUST WROTE A BOOK.

272. WELL, I CAN REALLY LOUD!

273. OUI.

274. SO PRETTY...

275. IN PARIS.

276. UH, SO, WHAT DO YOU THINK OF ME, HUMAN?

277. UM, I THINK YOU'RE

278. YOU DO NOT KNOW ME, HUMAN.

279. I AM EVIL. THEREFORE, I AM LONELY.

280. I'M JUST A...

281. LONELY...

282. DRUMMER FOR PEARL JAM!

283. ALL RIGHT!

284. THAT'S A LIE!

285. SHUT UP, MOLTAR!

286. IS MINE!

287. WHAT?

288. I SEE WHAT YOU'RE DOING,

289. ON TO GET THE GIRL.

290. YOU'RE LYING!

291. MANTIS DON'T LIE!

292. DO SO!

293. DO NOT!

294. DO SO!

295. DO NOT!

296. DO SO!

297. DO NOT!

298. AND U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION

299. INSTITUTE, INC.

300. YOU'VE GOT A DUMB HEAD.

301. Space Ghost: JUST SHUT UP!