Space Ghost Coast to Coast 1x8

Directed by

Lee Meriwether as Self • Adam West as Self • Eartha Kitt as Self

When Moltar is kidnapped by the mysterious Your Mother, Space Ghost reluctantly recruits the help of Zorak, who dresses up as the super "hero" Batmantis, to rescue him.

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1. HA HA HA!

2. FUNNY, ADAM.

3. WHAT OTHER FUNNY STORIES CAN YOU TELL ME

4. BEFORE WE GO ON THE AIR?

5. OH, YES. I REMEMBER ONE TIME

6. WITH THE LATE VINCENT PRICE,

7. WHO PLAYED EGGHEAD...

8. YEAH.

9. WE WERE IN THE CLIFFHANGER ON THE SHOW,

10. AND, UH, WE WERE SUPPOSED TO BE IN AN EGG FIGHT,

11. ROBIN AND I, WITH EGGHEAD.

12. WELL, THE PROP GUYS

13. HAD BROUGHT PROBABLY, UH—

14. UH... WHA...

15. OK!

16. WE'RE BACK WITH BOBCAT GOLDTHWAIT.

17. WHAT?

18. WHERE AM I?

19. MOLTAR, WHAT HAPPENED TO THE FEED?

20. DID I FALL ASLEEP, ZORAK?

21. YEAH.

22. MOLTAR, GET THE FEED BACK!

23. SORRY.

24. WAS I... SNORING OR ANYTHING?

25. YOU WERE DROOLING.

26. OOH.

27. MOLTAR, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

28. MOLTAR!

29. NOW I'M PUNCHY.

30. "IF YOU EVER WANT TO SEE MOLTAR AGAIN,

31. "SURRENDER YOUR POWER BANDS AND GIVE ME CONTROL OF THE UNIVERSE.

32. "IF YOU DON'T COMPLY,

33. "MOLTAR WILL BE RESICKLED... RE—RECYCLED.

34. SIGNED, YOUR MOTHER."

35. HMM.

36. HOLY STOLEN LAVA, SPACE GHOST!

37. MOLTAR'S BEEN KIDNAPPED!

38. RIGHT YOU ARE, MY LITTLE GREEN FRIEND.

39. AN EVIL PLOY BY YOUR MOTHER.

40. YOUR MOTHER.

41. NO. NOT MY MOM.

42. SOMEBODY ELSE'S MOM.

43. SOMEONE'S SICK AND DERANGED MOM.

44. OH.

45. ZORAK, WE'LL NEED HELP.

46. I'LL SCAN THE SPACE FREQUENCY MODULATOR

47. WITH MY REMOTE CONTROL RAY TO FIND BATMAN,

48. RESTRICTED.

49. YOU DO THAT.

50. I AM BECOMING—

51. UH... UH...

52. MEANWHILE, AT THE BANDSTAND,

53. A HIDEOUS MUTATION REARS ITS UGLY HEAD—

54. SO HIDEOUS THAT IT MUST BE CENSORED.

55. I SHIVER WITH POWER.

56. I ACHE WITH DISEASE.

57. I AM BATMANTIS!

58. AAH!

59. WAIT!

60. OH, IT'S YOU.

61. GOOD COSTUME.

62. LOOK! SHOOT A RAY, AND YOU GET A WORD.

63. SHOOT AN ADJECTIVE.

64. SHOOT A PROPER NOUN.

65. SHOOT THE THEORY OF EVOLUTION.

66. LOOK INTO THE EYES OF JUSTICE, YOUR MOTHER.

67. YOU'LL NEVER GET MY POWER BANDS. SAVVY?

68. BATMANTIS AND I WILL FIGHT YOU TO THE END.

69. I MUST GO TO THE CONTROL ROOM.

70. TO GET BUTTER AND CHEESE?

71. NO. TO FIND MOLTAR.

72. OH, OH. YEAH. YEAH.

73. LEE MERIWETHER?

74. HEY, YOU WERE CATWOMAN, WEREN'T YOU?

75. YES, A LONG, LONG TIME AGO.

76. I'M LOOKING FOR BATMAN, BUT MAYBE YOU CAN HELP ME, TOO.

77. I BEG YOUR PARDON?

78. MOLTAR'S BEEN KIDNAPPED, AND I MUST SAVE HIM.

79. OH, DEAR. IT'S A PITY.

80. WILL YOU WORK WITH ME, LEE?

81. IT WOULD BE THRILLING. I—I'LL TAKE ON THE JOB

82. IF YOU REALLY THINK I COULD.

83. I DO. I'LL SEND YOU UP TO BATMANTIS.

84. OK. HA HA!

85. HAVE YOU EVER MET BATMANTIS?

86. I HAVEN'T, BUT I CAN HARDLY WAIT. HA HA!

87. AHH.

88. LEE MERIWETHER.

89. OH, IS THAT IT? AFRAID?

90. MOLTAR'S BEEN STOLEN.

91. WELL, I DON'T THINK YOU HAVE TO WORRY OR FEAR

92. BECAUSE, UM, WE HAVE TWO GREAT

93. BATMAN AND—

94. I AM BATMANTIS!

95. SAY IT WITH ME.

96. BATMANTIS!

97. OH, DEAR.

98. MOLTAR, CAN YOU HEAR ME?

99. ARE YOU THERE, SON?

100. YES. HELLO. HELLO.

101. GREAT! YOU'RE BACK, ADAM.

102. YOU'RE TALKING TO ME?

103. AHEM. I MEAN, BRUCE WAYNE.

104. I KNOW YOU'RE REALLY BATMAN,

105. BUT CAN I CALL YOU ADAM, ADAM?

106. SURE, IF YOU WANT TO BLOW MY COVER, TAD.

107. LOOK, YOUR MOTHER'S TAKEN MOLTAR.

108. BECOME BATMAN AND HELP ME.

109. NO.

110. COME ON!

111. I NEED YOUR SUPERPOWERS.

112. UH, I HAVE NONE.

113. WHAT?

114. NO. I'M JUST A LITTLE CRAZY,

115. OBSESSED WITH FIGHTING CRIME,

116. BUT I HAVE NO SUPERPOWERS.

117. SO YOUR WHOLE LIFE IS A LIE.

118. WHEREVER I FIND IT, I FIGHT CRIME,

119. AND THERE IS A CRIME HERE TODAY, I SEE.

120. NO KIDDING.

121. HA HA HA!

122. LOOK. LOOK!

123. THAT'S NICE. LISTEN, IF I USE—

124. YES, ALL THE ANSWERS— ALL THE ANSWERS

125. ARE HERE IN MY NEW BOOK.

126. ALL THE ANSWERS?

127. YES. ALL THE ANSWERS.

128. WILL YOU BEAM ME A COPY RIGHT NOW?

129. YES, IF YOU'LL TAKE ME TO LUNCH SOMEWHERE IN THE UNIVERSE.

130. NO TIME FOR LUNCH, ADAM. GIMME THE BOOK.

131. NO. GIVE ME THE BOOK!

132. NO.

133. YOU WIMP.

134. WELL, I WON'T HAVE TO FIGHT YOUR MOTHER ALONE.

135. I HAVE A BATMANTIS.

136. I HAVE A ROBIN.

137. I HAVE A BATMANTIS.

138. I HAVE A ROBIN, SPACE GHOST.

139. YOU, SIR, HAVE NOTHING.

140. YOU'VE BEEN CANCELED.

141. SHUT UP, SPACE GHOST.

142. I'M STILL ON THE AIR.

143. I'LL FIGHT WITHOUT YOU.

144. GOOD. I'LL BE HERE WHEN YOU GET BACK.

145. YEAH.

146. AM I A DIFFICULT GUEST?

147. NO. YOU'RE A PRINCE.

148. ARE YOU DISAPPOINTED—

149. A CALL ON THE SPACE FEED!

150. I HAVE TO GO, ADAM—

151. ER, BATMAN. I MEAN, BRUCE.

152. WHATEVER. IS THIS—

153. SPACE GHOST.

154. WHO ARE YOU?

155. I AM YOUR MOTHER.

156. YOU ARE NOT!

157. HEED MY WILL.

158. SURRENDER YOUR POWER BANDS TO ME AT ONCE.

159. YOU'RE NOT MY MOM.

160. YES, I AM. ARE NOT.

161. YES, I AM.

162. WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH MOLTAR, YOU HARLOT?

163. HE'S LOCKED IN A SUBZERO VAPORIZING CABINET,

164. WHERE HE'LL CATCH HIS DEATH.

165. MY GOD, WOMAN! THAT'LL KILL HIM!

166. EAT YOUR PEAS.

167. NO!

168. CLEAN YOUR ROOM.

169. UH-UH.

170. HEY, THIS THING IN THE MONITOR

171. IS NOT MY MOTHER.

172. MY ROOM WAS ALWAYS CLEAN.

173. MUST THINK OF A PLAN.

174. YOU ARE NOT CATWOMAN.

175. JULIE NEWMAR IS CATWOMAN.

176. JULIE WAS OUR FIRST CATWOMAN,

177. AND THEN I CAME IN AND DID THE MOVIE.

178. JULIE'S BETTER.

179. WELL, EARTHA, FOR MY MONEY,

180. WAS THE BEST CATWOMAN.

181. GIMME YOUR MONEY.

182. I BEG YOUR PARDON?

183. GIMME YOUR MONEY!

184. OH, I SEE. HA HA HA!

185. ACTUALLY, THAT— THAT WAS VERY GOOD.

186. YOU MOCK ME?

187. PURR LIKE A CAT.

188. OHH, PLEASE!

189. THE CHILDREN. HA HA!

190. LISTEN UP, YOU PARASITE—

191. I'VE JOINED FORCES WITH BATMANTIS,

192. AND WE'LL BRING YOU DOWN.

193. BATMANTIS IS NO MATCH FOR ME.

194. NO ONE'S A MATCH FOR YOU, YOU HARLOT!

195. TELL ME WHERE MOLTAR IS.

196. REPENT, SPACE GHOST. MOURN FOR THE FROZEN.

197. IN 5 MINUTES, I'LL PULL THE FREEZE LEVER,

198. AND MOLTAR BECOMES GLACIERIZED—

199. OR YOU SURRENDER YOUR POWER BANDS.

200. I AWAIT YOUR DECISION.

201. DON'T BE LATE NOW.

202. WILL SPACE GHOST SURRENDER HIS POWER BANDS

203. AND SAVE MOLTAR FROM YOUR MOTHER?

204. WILL ADAM WEST COME TO HIS AID, OR WILL HE WIMP OUT?

205. WILL EVERY WORD BATMANTIS SAYS

206. BE FOLLOWED BY THAT SUSPENSEFUL STING MUSIC?

207. WHAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT?

208. WHY IS THE SKY BLUE? WHAT IS THE MYSTERY OF THE YETI?

209. DO YOU KNOW THE MUFFIN MAN? STAY TUNED TO FIND OUT.

210. WHEN WE LAST LEFT HIM,

211. BATMANTIS WAS HAVING A HEART-TO-HEART WITH LEE MERIWETHER

212. AND SPACE GHOST WAS BEING BULLIED BY YOUR MOTHER.

213. SURRENDER YOUR POWER BANDS, SPACE GHOST.

214. I AWAIT YOUR DECISION.

215. DO YOU HAVE ANY OTHER QUESTIONS?

216. ADAM, GO PEDDLE YOUR BOOK SOMEWHERE ELSE.

217. ALL RIGHT. LET ME OPEN THE BOOK AND READ.

218. "DARK, OMINOUS CLOUDS HUNG OVER..."

219. ADAM, SEE YOU AT THE AUTO SHOW.

220. WHAT?

221. MEOW!

222. YOU MEAN ROWWWR.

223. MEOW MEOW, MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW.

224. WHAT PLANET ARE YOU ON?

225. GHOST PLANET.

226. HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE ON A GHOST PLANET?

227. IT FEELS LIKE WEDNESDAY EVERY DAY.

228. THAT'S INTERESTING.

229. ADAM WEST REFUSES TO BECOME BATMAN AND HELP ME.

230. BUT I THINK THAT'S WHY HE WAS CHOSEN TO BE BATMAN,

231. BECAUSE IT'S SORT OF A NON—NOTHING CHARACTER.

232. AND HE'S SHALLOW.

233. ZORAK, HOWEVER, HAS BECOME BATMANTIS,

234. AND HE'S MORE APT TO HELP ME.

235. OH, ONCE A BUG, ALWAYS A BUG.

236. SHH! HE'S RIGHT UPSTAIRS.

237. OH, I SEE. OK.

238. LET ME FILL YOU IN.

239. LOOK INTO MY EYES.

240. NO.

241. LOOK INTO MY EYES!

242. YOU NEED A—A LOBOTOMY.

243. AND SINCE ADAM BAILED OUT, WE COULD USE SOME HELP.

244. YEAH. I DON'T EVEN THINK I'D BE THAT INTERESTED IN ANY FORM OR FASHION.

245. IS CATWOMAN A FRAIDY-CAT?

246. WELL, I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THAT.

247. HOW ABOUT I CALL YOU CHICKEN WOMAN?

248. WELL, I'M NOT VERY FOND OF THE TITLE.

249. YOU'RE ALL ALIKE, YOU CATWOMEN—

250. TEASE, TEASE, TEASE.

251. YEAH. I FEEL VERY FELINE ALL THE TIME.

252. QUIT WORKIN' IT.

253. SO I FEEL AS THOUGH I'M SLITHERING.

254. CUT THE ACT, SISTER.

255. PARTICULARLY WHEN I SEE A MAN, YOU KNOW,

256. I WANT TO SORT OF SLITHER INTO HIS ARMS.

257. I—REALLY?

258. TIME'S UP, SPACE GHOST.

259. YOUR LOLLYGAGGING KILLS YOUR FRIEND.

260. WATCH AS I PULL THE FREEZE LEVER.

261. NO!

262. MOLTAR!

263. MOLTAR... MMM...

264. UH... HUH?

265. HEY, SPACE GHOST, I'M TRYING TO WORK HERE.

266. MOLTAR, IS THAT REALLY YOU?

267. IN THE FLESH—

268. IF I HAD FLESH.

269. OH, MOLTAR!

270. AND ZORAK!

271. AND WHAT?

272. I HAD THE MOST AWFUL DREAM.

273. LET'S HAVE A BAKE SALE.

274. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP

275. AND U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION

276. WHAT ARE THESE?

277. BUTTERSCOTCH HAYSTACKS.

278. GROSS.

279. S.G.: WHAT'S IN THESE LADY FINGERS, MOLTAR?

280. LADY FINGERS.

281. ARE YOU GOING TO LOOK,

282. OR ARE YOU GOING TO BUY?

283. Space Ghost: ZORAK!

284. I DON'T LIKE OATMEAL COOKIES.

285. THEY MAKE ME GO.

286. Space Ghost: THESE LOOK LIKE FIG NEW—

287. HEY, YOU DIDN'T BAKE THESE!

288. CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE —www.ncicap.org—