1. SPACE GHOST.
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2. SPACE GHOST!
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3. JEEPERS, MY TALK SHOW.
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4. NO USE SPEEDING NOW.
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5. JUST A FEW MILES
TO THE STUDIO.
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6. AH. ABOUT 15 SECONDS
OR SO LEFT.
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7. SPACE GHOST.
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8. BETTER NEVER THAN LATE.
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9. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP
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10. AND THE U.S. DEPARTMENT
OF EDUCATION
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11. MUST STOP SPEAKING LATIN.
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12. HI! I'M SPACE GHOST!
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13. ON THIS SHOW, WE'VE GOT
A PAIR OF PEOPLE WITH
YELLOW HAIR
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14. AND A PAIR OF PEOPLE
WHO WEAR MASKS.
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15. BUT FIRST, WELCOME ZORAK
AND THE ORIGINAL WAY OUTS!
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16. ZORAK? ZORAK?
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17. HEH HEH HEH HEH!
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18. ANT HUMANS, REAP MY WRATH,
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19. WHEN, I, ZORAK,
RULE THE EARTH.
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20. I LEFT ZORAK
IN THE SQUARE
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21. WITH THOUSANDS
OF EARTHLINGS!
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22. MOLTAR, SEND THE SHUTTLE
FOR ZORAK.
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23. WE DON'T HAVE A SHUTTLE.
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24. EXACTLY.
I'LL GO MYSELF.
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25. OK.
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26. ON THE THIRD DAY,
A DARK CLOUD APPROACHED
FROM THE WEST.
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27. A CLOUD OF
SWARMING LOCUSTS.
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28. AND A MANTIS
WAS THUS SPAWNED.
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29. I, ZORAK!
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30. MM-HMM.
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31. MOLTAR AND I
WERE WORRIED
SICK.
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32. YEAH.
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33. I HATE THIS TAPE.
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34. IT'S GOT A BEAT.
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35. I HAD THEM IN MY CONTROL.
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36. LISTEN. THAT'S A GUITAR.
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37. THEY WERE MINE.
OH, HUSH.
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38. THE HOT LAVA
BURNS A DEADLY PATH TOWARDS
THE INHABITED CITY BELOW.
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39. THE CITIZENS, BLISSFULLY
UNAWARE OF THE MOLTEN DANGER,
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40. SLEEP ON THEIR
HAMMOCKS OF STRAW
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41. WHILE THE FIERY RIVER OF DEATH
FLOWS RAMPANT. HA!
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42. AH. HOME.
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43. OK!
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44. IF YOU READ
ROMANCE NOVELS—
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45. AND WHO DOESN'T—
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46. THE FACE OF
MY FIRST GUEST
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47. IS NOT UNKNOWN TO YOU.
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48. PLEASE WELCOME
CINDY GUYER.
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49. GREETINGS, CINDY.
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50. HI, SPACE GHOST.
HOW ARE YOU TODAY?
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51. MY KINDERGARTEN TEACHER
USED TO GREET ME THAT WAY.
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52. THANK YOU FOR
HAVING ME HERE.
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53. OH, OH. YEAH, YEAH.
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54. IS THAT YOUR ONLY
SUPERPOWER?
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55. WELL, I'M KIND OF
LIKE A WITCH,
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56. LIKE A FAIRY TALE WITCH,
IN A WAY.
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57. I CREATE FANTASY—
FOR PEOPLE.
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58. I'VE BECOME—
I'VE BECOME
EVERYBODY'S DREAMS.
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59. DO CONTINUE.
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60. I BECOME THE PRINCESS,
THE SALOON GIRL,
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61. THE—CAVE WOMAN.
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62. YOU NAME IT,
I'VE BEEN IT.
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63. FARMER'S DAUGHTER?
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64. YEAH.
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65. LUNCH ROOM LADY?
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66. YES.
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67. CLAPBOARD MILK?
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68. BOWL OF COLE SLAW?
YES.
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69. GIANT INSECT
UNICYCLE?
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70. HMM.
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71. SHE DOESN'T
HAVE A WHEEL.
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72. BLUH BLUH BLUH.
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73. CINDY, WHAT KIND OF MEN
DO YOU LIKE?
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74. I DON'T WANT THEM
TOO STRONG AND MACHO.
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75. I LIKE A MAN THAT'S,
YOU KNOW, A MAN,
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76. BUT REAL DOWN TO EARTH,
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77. AND HE KNOWS HOW
TO BE SENSITIVE.
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78. ZORAK, THE OTHER NIGHT
I SAW THE MOST BEAUTIFUL
SUNSET.
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79. WHAT?
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80. HE'S REALLY IN TOUCH
WITH HIS FEMININE SIDE.
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81. HE'S NOT AFRAID
TO BE SOFT.
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82. WHY DO FRESH DAFFODILS
ALWAYS MAKE ME CRY?
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83. WHAT KIND OF WOMEN
DO YOU LIKE, SPACE GHOST?
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84. ROSE MARIE.
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85. HEY, YOU'RE LIKE
THE FEMALE FABIO!
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86. YES, I'VE BEEN
CALLED THAT.
YES, I HAVE.
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87. I LIKE TO THINK OF MYSELF
AS A MALE G.I. JOE.
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88. I'M A MALE BARBIE.
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89. ZORAK WAS JUST ON EARTH.
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90. AND I WAS RULING IT.
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91. YOU WERE NOT.
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92. CINDY GUYER, WHAT ARE
YOU DOIN' NOW?
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93. POSSIBLY NEGOTIATIONS—
WELL, I AM—
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94. UH—WITH UNIVERSAL TO
DO MY OWN LITTLE SERIES
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95. CALLED SEA WITCH.
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96. SEE WHAT?
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97. SEA WITCH.
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98. SEE WHAT WITCH?
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99. SEA WITCH, SEE?
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100. SEE WHICH SEA?
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101. SEA WITCH,
SEA WITCH.
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102. WHAT WITCH WHERE?
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103. SEA WITCH.
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104. SEE—OH!
LIKE YOUR LITTLE SERIES!
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105. AND ALL MY BOOKS
WOULD COME TO LIFE
EVERY WEEK,
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106. WHICH WOULD BE JUST,
YOU KNOW, GREAT.
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107. I KNOW. GREAT.
AND YOU'VE GOT
A MOVIE COMING UP.
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108. UM, I HAVE A MOVIE
COMING OUT CALLED
MORTAL OBSESSION.
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109. WITH LORENZO LAMAS!
I'VE SEEN THAT ONE.
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110. NO. LAMAS WAS IN
FINAL POSSESSIONS.
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111. I THOUGHT BRUCE BOXLEITNER
WAS IN FINAL POSSESSIONS.
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112. OR WAS THAT LETHAL PASSIONS?
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113. LETHAL CONFESSIONS,
SWAYZE'S BROTHER.
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114. OH, YEAH,
WITH JUSTINE BATEMAN.
I LIKED THAT ONE.
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115. ME, TOO.
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116. CINDY—
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117. Man's voice:
YOU SURE?
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118. ANY PARTING WISHES
FOR THE GALAXY?
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119. NO, THAT'S IT.
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120. BYE THEN.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK
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121. AFTER OUR SPONSOR
SHOVES SOME MORE STUFF
IN FRONT OF YOU.
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122. WE SHALL RETURN...
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123. WITH A VENGEANCE.
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124. READY OR NOT, HERE WE COME.
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125. HA HA HA!
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126. SORRY.
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127. WHY DIDN'T YOU
TELL ME?
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128. SORRY.
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129. OK. WE'RE BACK...
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130. MOLTAR,
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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131. STARTING OVER.
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132. JUST LEAVE IT ON.
OK, PAL?
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133. OK.
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134. MY NEXT GUESTS
USE THE PHONE ALL THE TIME.
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135. WELCOME THE JERKY BOYS.
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136. SHOULD WE SHAKE
HIS HAND?
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137. GREETINGS, JERKY BOYS.
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138. HEY, HOW ARE YOU?
HOW ARE YOU DOING?
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139. THOSE MASKS
ARE FRIGHTENING.
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140. ARE YOUR FACES
WRINKLY LIKE
SMOKED MEAT?
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141. WHY DON'T YOU MIND
YOUR QUESTIONS?
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142. WHY DON'T YOU ANSWER
MY QUESTIONS?
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143. WELL, NOW YOU SEE.
NOW WE'RE OFF TO
A BAD START.
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144. TELL US ALL ABOUT
YOUR TROUBLED
CHILDHOOD.
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145. WHAT KIND OF THING
IS THAT TO ASK ADULTS?
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146. ARE YOU IN TROUBLE
WITH THE LAW?
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147. THIS GUY NEEDS
A GOOD PUNCH IN THE MOUTH,
IF YOU ASK ME.
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148. PUNCH. NOW THAT'S
A SILLY WORD.
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149. PUNCH. YOU KNOW,
IF YOU SAY THAT
ENOUGH TIMES,
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150. IT LOSES ALL
ITS MEANING.
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151. PUNCH. PUNCH. PUNCH!
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152. PUNCH?
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153. PUNCH.
PUNCH.
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154. PUNCH.
PUNCH.
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155. PUNCH.
PUNCH.
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156. PUNCH.
PUNCH.
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157. YOU KNOW, THIS GUY
IS REAL FUNNY.
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158. YOU'RE BEING SILLY NOW,
SPACE GHOST.
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159. PUNCH.
PUNCH.
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160. PUNCH.
PUNCH.
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161. PUNCH.
PUNCH.
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162. PUNCH.
PUNCH.
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163. PUNCH.
PUNCH.
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164. PU—
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165. YEAH, RIGHT.
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166. GENTLEMEN, IF I KISSED YOU,
WOULD YOU UNDERSTAND
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167. THAT I WAS SIMPLY BEING
EUROPEAN?
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168. YOU COME NEAR ME,
I'LL TAKE A BIG ERASER OUT
AND YOU'LL BE HISTORY.
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169. PUNCH, PUNCH.
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170. PAUNCH?
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171. NO—PUNCH.
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172. OH. CHIPS.
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173. NO. PUNCH!
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174. OH, YES. OF COURSE.
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175. SORRY ABOUT THAT.
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176. WHAT YOU LOOKING AT,
MAN?
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177. THIS WASN'T
MY BEST INTERVIEW,
WAS IT?
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178. NO, SPACE GHOST,
YOU'RE GREAT.
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179. I USED TO WATCH YOU
AS A KID.
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180. I'M GLAD YOU'RE STILL
FIGHTIN' CRIME.
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181. THANKS, JOHNNY!
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182. WHEN IS THIS
GONNA AIR?
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183. I DON'T KNOW.
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184. MOLTAR, WHEN DOES
THIS AIR?
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185. UM, WELL, LET'S SEE.
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186. FIRST, WE'LL HAVE
TO PULL OUT ALL
THE DIRTY WORDS YOU USED.
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187. MM-HMM.
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188. THEN WE'LL HAVE
TO SCRAMBLE AROUND
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189. AND TRY TO MAKE
THIS SEEM FUNNY.
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190. THAT'LL TAKE ABOUT
3 WEEKS WORTH OF WORK,
EARTH TIME.
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191. THEN THE WRITERS HAVE TO,
BASICALLY, WRITE YOU
OUT OF THE SCRIPT.
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192. AHEM.
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193. THERE YOU HAVE IT.
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194. ALL RIGHT, SPACE GHOST.
YOU FRUIT LOOP.
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195. ALL RIGHT,
THAT'S IT.
GET OUT.
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196. HEY, SPACE GHOST?
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197. WHAT?
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198. PRETTY GOOD AD LIB,
HUH?
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199. YEAH, RIGHT.
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200. YOU'VE SEEN OUR NEXT GUEST
ON THE PRICE IS RIGHT.
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201. PLEASE WELCOME
DIAN PARKINSON!
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202. OH, GOD.
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203. HI, DIAN!
ARE YOU COMFY?
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204. ARE WE ON OR—
YES!
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205. ARE YOU SERIOUS?
ARE WE DOING THE SCENE NOW
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206. AND YOU DIDN'T EVEN
COUNT IT DOWN?
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207. YES!
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208. MY LITTLE SPACE GHOST.
HOW COME YOU'RE DOING
THIS TO ME?
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209. SO WHAT ABOUT
THE BOB BARKER AFFAIR?
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210. A FAIR? I LOVE FAIRS!
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211. LIGHTS, PONY RIDES,
COTTON CANDY,
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212. LOBSTER BOY.
TELL ME ABOUT THE FAIR.
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213. HA HA HA HA.
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214. AVOIDING THE SUBJECT?
YES.
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215. DIAN, I HAVE WAYS
OF MAKING YOU TALK
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216. WELL, I DON'T KNOW.
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217. I'D SAY, DIAN,
TELL ME ABOUT THE FAIR!
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218. AND YOU WOULD ANSWER.
THAT'S TALKING ABOUT IT.
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219. HA HA HA HA.
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220. WHO THIS WOMAN?
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221. I THINK IT'S
DIAN PARKINSON.
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222. AND WHAT'S HIS NAME?
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223. THAT'S ZORAK.
DOES HE SCARE YOU?
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224. NO. HE'S JUST
A GRASSHOPPER.
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225. I'M A MANTIS.
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226. YOU'RE A LOCUST!
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227. LOOK ME UP.
I'M A MANTIS.
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228. LOKAR IS THE LOCUST.
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229. SAY! YOU ARE A MANTIS!
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230. I'VE BEEN CALLING YOU
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231. YOU WERE?
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232. YES. DON'T YOU
PAY ATTENTION?
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233. NO.
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234. WELL, THANKS A LOT,
MR. MANTIS.
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235. YOU'RE SO IMPORTANT
OVER THERE
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236. WITH THAT KEYBOARD
AND EVERYTHING
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237. AND YOU DON'T HAVE
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238. BECAUSE THE MR. MANTIS
IS WAY TOO IMPORTANT
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239. ISN'T THAT RIGHT,
MR. MANTIS?
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240. WHAT?
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241. HA HA HA HA.
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242. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP
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243. AND THE U.S. DEPARTMENT
OF EDUCATION
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244. CAPTIONING PERFORMED BY
THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING
INSTITUTE, INC.
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245. Space Ghost: MAGENTA.
NOW THAT'S A SILLY WORD.
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