1. HALT. WHO GOES THERE?
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2. I, ZORAK.
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3. SORRY, MAN. SORRY.
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4. MOLTAR, LOOK, I AM
GREEN WITH EVIL.
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5. HUH?
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6. I SAID,
DID YOUR MAIL ORDER
COME IN YET?
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7. YEAH.
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8. WHAT DID YOU GET?
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9. SOAP.
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10. HMM, WHAT KIND?
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11. LAVA.
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12. IT'S GOT PUMICE.
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13. YEAH.
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14. IS THAT YOUR NEW BOOK?
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15. WHAT?
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16. IS THAT YOUR NEW BOOK?
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17. SHUT UP. I'M READING
MY NEW BOOK.
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18. SORRY.
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19. HUH?
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20. I SAID, YOU CAN'T READ.
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21. YEAH, YEAH.
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22. WHERE'S THE GHOST?
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23. IN THE BACK WITH
HIS NEW SEA-MONKEY KIT.
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24. Space Ghost: NOW YOU'VE
CREATED AN ADORABLE HOME
FOR YOUR SEA-MONKEYS.
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25. OPEN THE POUCH
LABELED SEA-MONKEY PELLS
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26. AND POUR IT
INTO THE BOWL.
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27. IN JUST MINUTES,
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28. YOUR LITTLE SEA-MONKEYS
WILL FLOURISH WITH LIFE.
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29. WHAT IS THAT?
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30. IT'S A SPELL
FROM MY NEW BOOK,
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31. THE JOY
OF INCANTATIONS.
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32. WHAT'S IT DO?
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33. IT GIVES ME POWER
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34. OVER
SPACE GHOST'S MIND.
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35. IT'S A SMALL SPELL.
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36. HE'S GOT
A SMALL BRAIN.
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37. Space Ghost:
SOON YOU'LL BE ABLE
TO OBSERVE YOUR SEA-MONKEYS
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38. AS THEY MAKE FAMILIES,
HAVE DINNER,
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39. PURCHASE FINE AUTOS,
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40. AND PERFORM OTHER
DAILY LIFE ACTIVITIES,
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41. ALL WITHIN THE DOMAIN
OF THE SEA-MONKEY BOWL.
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42. WOW!
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43. TIME TO GET SPACE GHOST.
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44. I THINK
I'LL USE MY NASA VOICE.
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45. 10 SECONDS TO AIR.
RETURN TO THE SET.
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46. T MINUS 10 SECONDS
AND COUNTING.
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47. 10, 9, 7,
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48. 6, 9...
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49. I HAVE TO GO,
SEA-MONKEYS.
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50. HERE. HAVE ONE OF
MY SPECIAL SUPER VITAMINS.
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51. GREETINGS. I'M SPACE GHOST.
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52. JOINING ME ON THIS SHOW,
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53. RAP ARTIST SCHOOLY D
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54. AND FUNNYMAN
"WEIRD AL" YANKOVIC.
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55. SAY HI TO THE BAND.
THEY'RE RIGHT OVER THERE.
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56. ZORAK, WHAT'S WRONG
WITH YOUR EYES?
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57. OH, I SEE WHAT YOU'RE DOING.
NO, NO, NO.
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58. IF YOU WANT
TO CONTROL MY MIND,
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59. YOUR EYES NEED
TO SPIN COUNTERCLOCKWIS.
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60. OH.
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61. ALL RIGHTIE.
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62. MY FIRST GUEST
IS SCHOOLY D.
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63. I KIND OF
FIGURED THAT OUT.
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64. HI, SCHOOLY.
HOW ARE YOU?
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65. WHAT'S UP, MAN?
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66. I'M ALL RIGHT.
I'M ALL RIGHT.
HOW ARE YOU DOING?
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67. FINE, FINE, FINE.
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68. SAY, WHERE'D YOU
GET THE BALL CAP, SON?
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69. UH, I GOT IT
FROM THE PLANET ZURF.
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70. YOU DON'T SAY.
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71. CITIZEN SCHOOLY...
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72. ORIGINAL GANGSTER
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73. IS IN THE... HOUSE.
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74. SAY SOMETHING
STUPID.
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75. YOU WANT TO WATCH ME
SWALLOW A LIVE MOLLUSK?
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76. NO.
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77. I MEAN, TELL ME
ABOUT YOUR SLACKS.
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78. THESE ARE BAGGY JEANS.
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79. YOU BUY THEM
3 SIZES BIGGER SO THEY
CAN HANG OFF YOUR BUTT.
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80. YEAH, I SAW
A YARD GNOME ONCE.
IT DIDN'T SCARE ME.
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81. YEAH.
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82. SCHOOLY. SCHOOLY.
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83. YEAH, I'M HERE.
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84. ARE YOU INTERESTED
IN FROLICKING
IN A LEAFY GLADE?
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85. WELL, YOU KNOW,
EVEN IF I WAS, I COULDN'T—
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86. HOO!
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87. MY MANTIS
IS DASHING IN A TUX.
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88. WILL YOU PLEASE
PASS ME ONE OF THOSE
WALL DECORATIONS?
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89. MY, THEY LOOK LOVELY.
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90. NO!
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91. SMELLS LIKE CHICKEN
IN HERE.
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92. UH... EH...
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93. Space Ghost: DO YOU
HAVE ANY SUPER POWERS?
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94. YEAH. OF COURSE
I GOT SUPER POWERS
BECAUSE I'M SCHOOLY D.
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95. DISPLAY THEM.
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96. I CAN'T DO THAT.
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97. WHY NOT?
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98. I'M JUST NOT
ALLOWED TO DO IT.
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99. SO, YOU MEAN
YOU DON'T HAVE ANY.
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100. YEAH.
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101. SO THE "D"
STANDS FOR DEFENSELESS.
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102. NO.
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103. SO, WHAT DOES
THE "D" STAND FOR,
MR. RAPPER?
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104. IT MIGHT MEAN DYNAMITE.
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105. OR IT MIGHT MEAN
SOMETHING PRETTY,
LIKE DANDELION.
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106. THE "D" STANDS FOR
SOMETHING DIFFERENT
EVERY DAY.
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107. "D" IS FOR DIFFERENT
AND DELIGHTFUL.
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108. I'M SURE GETTING SOME
SISSY COPY, AREN'T I?
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109. Space Ghost: SING
SOMETHING DELIGHTFUL,
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110. YOU KNOW,
WITH FLOWERS AND STUFF.
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111. EVERY TIME I SING SOMETHING
ABOUT FLOWERS, I LOSE
SOME OF MY POWERS.
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112. YOU DON'T
HAVE ANY POWERS.
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113. YOU NEED ME
IN YOUR POSY.
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114. POSSE.
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115. LIKE I SAID, POSSE.
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116. UH, I CAN'T DO THAT.
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117. WELL, THEN
GIVE ME A RAP NAME.
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118. D.J. SPACE G.
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119. FLY.
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120. YEAH, WELL, YOU KNOW...
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121. DEAD FLY.
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122. YEAH.
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123. MY SEA-MONKEYS.
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124. UH, JUST A MINUTE,
SCHOOLY.
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125. OH, ALL RIGHT.
THAT'S COOL.
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126. Space Ghost: SEA-MONKEYS!
SEA-MONKEYS!
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127. WAIT. THERE'S ONE.
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128. YES! IT'S MOVING.
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129. HELLO, LITTLE ONE.
I SHALL NAME YOU BANJO.
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130. YOU ARE MIGHTY SMALL,
LITTLE BANJO,
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131. AND YOUR FLIPPERS
ARE TIRED.
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132. BUT ONE DAY,
YOU WILL BECOME...
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133. KING OF THE SEA-MONKEYS.
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134. SCHOOLY.
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135. YEAH.
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136. SPACE GHOST IS TENDING
HIS BRINE SHRIMP.
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137. CAN YOU WAIT?
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138. THAT DON'T GET IT.
I'M SORRY. NO.
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139. WELL... CAN WE
BREAK YOUR LEGS?
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140. BREAK 'EM!
BREAK 'EM!
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141. THIS IS CRAZY.
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142. IT'LL ONLY HURT ONCE.
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143. AH, OK.
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144. SCHOOLY,
YOU'RE THE MAN.
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145. NO, YOU THE MAN.
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146. NO, YOU'RE THE MAN.
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147. YOU THE MAN.
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148. NO, YOU'RE THE MA.
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149. YOU THE MAN.
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150. YOU ARE THE MAN.
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151. I AM THE MAN.
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152. NO. YOU'RE THE MANTIS.
SCHOOLY IS THE MAN.
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153. YOU ARE THE MAN.
YOU'RE SPACE GHOST.
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154. YOU'RE THE MAN, SCHOOLY.
LIVE WITH IT.
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155. OK.
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156. WE'RE OUT OF TIME.
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157. LEAVE US
WITH WORDS TO LIVE BY.
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158. NO MATTER
HOW HARD IT SEEMS,
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159. YOU GOT TO KEEP GOING
AND YOU GOT TO KEEP TRYING
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160. BECAUSE AS SOON
AS YOU GIVE UP,
THE GAME IS OVER WITH.
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161. WHAT ARE YOU ALL
LOOKING AT?
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162. YOUR HAT.
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163. YOU'RE LOOKING AT ME
LIKE I WENT CRAZY.
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164. YOUR HAT'S
ON BACKWARDS.
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165. SURE IS.
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166. WE SHALL RETURN
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167. WITH A VENGEANCE.
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168. READY OR NOT,
HERE WE COME.
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169. Space Ghost:
OK. I'M ALL ALONE.
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170. BANJO. OH, BANJO!
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171. MY, HOW YOU'VE GROWN.
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172. ♪♪ I'M BANJO, BANJO
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173. Space Ghost: OW! YOU
COULD HAVE TAKEN MY HAND OFF.
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174. BAD BANJO. I'M NOT
CLEANING THAT UP.
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175. MY NEXT GUEST
IS "WEIRD AL" YANKOVIC.
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176. HERE HE COMES NOW.
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177. HI, PEOPLE
OF THE UNIVERSE. HI!
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178. LOOK AT ME. I'M ON TV.
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179. WOO! WOO! HEE HEE!
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180. WOO! WOO!
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181. HA. HO HO!
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182. WOO.
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183. WELCOME TO THE SHOW,
"WEIRD AL."
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184. WOO.
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185. THANK YOU. I CAN'T TELL YOU
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186. WHAT AN INTENSE THRILL
IT IS TO BE ON YOUR SHOW.
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187. SURE, YOU COULD.
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188. WELL, I COULD TELL YOU,
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189. BUT THEN
I'D HAVE TO KILL YOU.
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190. TELL HIM NOW.
TELL HIM.
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191. HEY, ZORAK, YOU—
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192. SHUT UP.
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193. OOH.
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194. I DON'T KNOW HOW!
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195. HEY, AL, TELL US
ABOUT YOUR NEW RECORD.
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196. OH, PLEASE, SPACE GHOST.
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197. I CAME ON YOUR SHOW
BECAUSE I'M A BIG FAN,
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198. NOT TO PLUG
MY LATEST ALBUM.
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199. WRONG! NEXT QUESTION.
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200. SUPER POWERS. GOT ANY?
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201. WELL, I CAN EAT
MY OWN WEIGHT
IN DING DONGS.
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202. MM-HMM.
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203. I CAN TURN
RED TRAFFIC LIGHTS GREEN
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204. JUST BY STARING AT THEM,
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205. AND I CAN DO
AN OIL PAINTING
WITH MY BUTT.
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206. THAT'S ENOUGH
TO GET YOU ON THIS SHOW.
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207. YEAH. TIMES ARE
A LITTLE HARD, I GUESS.
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208. SO, WHAT'D YOU THINK
OF SCHOOLY?
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209. HE'S A PARTY ANIMAL.
HE'S A NUT.
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210. HE'S COMPLETELY
OUT-OF-CONTROL.
HE'S A PARTY IN A CAN.
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211. HE'S A WACKY, ZANY,
NUTTY FUNSTER.
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212. ZORAK'S WACKY,
AIN'T HE?
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213. SURE. UM,
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214. HEY, ZORAK...
YOU EVIL LOCUST.
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215. MANTIS.
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216. MY POWERS ARE BEYOND
YOUR COMPREHENSION.
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217. DO A B-FLAT.
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218. NOW CONTORT
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219. OK.
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220. Space Ghost: ♪♪ ... AH
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221. WHAT DOES
THAT FEEL LIKE?
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222. IT'S KIND OF PAINFUL,
AND IT KIND OF FEELS GOOD
AT THE SAME TIME.
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223. YOU MEAN,
LIKE WHEN YOUR ENEMY
IS SHAVING YOUR BACK—
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224. CAN YOU HELP ME HERE,
SPACE GHOST?
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225. WHAT?
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226. CAN YOU HELP ME?
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227. OH, YEAH, YEAH.
UM, HAGA!
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228. YOU KNOW,
THAT REMINDS ME
OF A STORY,
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229. A STORY ABOUT
A LITTLE PELLET, WHO—
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230. WITH A LITTLE GRIT
AND A LOT
OF SHEER WILL—
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231. BECAME A SEA-MONKEY.
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232. ALSO, HE SHOT A MAN
IN RENO JUST
TO WATCH HIM DIE.
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233. HA HA.
AND, YOU KNOW, AL,
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234. THAT LITTLE SEA-MONKEY
IS NAMED BANJO.
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235. HERE, BANJO.
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236. BANJO.
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237. HERE, SHRIMP.
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238. AREN'T YOU PLUCKY,
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239. FINDING YOUR WAY
TO THE SET?
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240. UH-OH.
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241. JUMPING JUJUBES!
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242. MAN, THAT'S A BIG SHRIMP.
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243. GOT TO GO NOW.
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244. NO, BANJO.
WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?
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245. I GAVE YOU LIFE.
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246. NO!
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247. WHAT HAVE I UNLEASHED?
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248. THAT'S IT, BOY.
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249. COME GET SOME.
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250. AAH!
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251. WHY DO WE
ALWAYS HURT
THE ONES WE LOVE?
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252. WHY, BANJO? WHY?
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253. BANJO! BANJO!
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254. BANJO!
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255. OK, THAT'S A RAP.
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256. BREAK IT DOWN, BOYS.
SOMEBODY GET A HOSE.
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257. Space Ghost:
DON'T YOU DARE!
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258. SPACE GHOST.
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259. WHAT?
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260. ARE YOU GOING
TO EAT THAT?
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261. Space Ghost:
THAT'S A SICK
JOKE, MOLTAR,
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262. EVEN FOR YOU.
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263. I THOUGHT
YOU GUYS WERE
MY FRIENDS.
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264. I HAVE TO
GET OUT OF HERE.
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265. MMM.
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266. BARBECUED SHRIMP.
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267. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP
AND U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
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