Space Ghost Coast to Coast 1x3

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Timothy Leary as Self • Ashley Judd as Self • Judy Tenuta as Self

Self-proclaimed goddess of the galaxy Judy Tenuta and Space Ghost decide to visit the Elvis Chapel in Las Vegas. Space Ghost also talks with Dr. Timothy Leary, a man branded by Nixon as "the most dangerous man alive." Then, it's tacos for everybody, even actress Ashley Judd.

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1. Hello! I'm Space Ghost.

2. Welcome to my show.

3. In today's program we will have guests,

4. comedian Judy Tenuta...

5. and dissident Dr. Timothy Leary.

6. Let's welcome to my band,

7. Zorak and the Originals Out of Series.

8. Let's get started!

9. Please, let's welcome...

10. to stand-up comedian Judy Tenuta.

11. Welcome to my program, citizen Tenuta.

12. Hello!

13. How was the transportation to Planet Ghost?

14. Are you comfortable?

15. I'd be much more comfortable...

16. if I could sit on your lap, Space Ghost.

17. You should be my furniture.

18. Judy, what is your true form?

19. Tell me what your secret identity.

20. Space Ghost, if I tell you, it won't be a secret anymore.

21. Get close to the goddess and I'll tell you...

22. No, not so much.

23. You can't possess me. No!

24. I am the Goddess of the Galaxy.

25. Also known as Rue McClanahan.

26. Yes, the Golden Girls.

27. I love the episode where they eat...

28. a contaminated Geritol and die.

29. Zorak, there's no episode where that happens.

30. They should have.

31. Judy, what kind superpowers do you have?

32. Sometimes I'm possessed by others, like Cher.

33. Here she comes...

34. What do you think? Space Ghost?

35. I see you have an accordion. I order you to play it.

36. Space Ghost, the Goddess doesn't take orders.

37. No, take it back, walk. Get down on your knees and beg.

38. No, I don't believe it.

39. Well, I'm going to play something.

40. I love Space Ghost, he's a cat.

41. Polka!

42. Judy, tell me, do you admire anything about me?

43. Space Ghost, I love that you're invisible...

44. and don't eat my food because it's a cartoon,

45. not like my roommate,

46. that fat Roseanne.

47. Judy, I want the doughnut...

48. You seem to have a lot of friends.

49. People want to be your friends...

50. why are you so famous?

51. Space Ghost, remember this: friends are only enemies...

52. who don't have the courage to kill you.

53. Judy, friends are enemies...

54. who don't have the courage to kill you?

55. Yes, friends are enemies...

56. who don't have the courage to kill you.

57. Listen, are you ever are you ever going to play in Las Vegas?

58. Yes, I got engaged to Sigfried and Roy,

59. I'll be the husband.

60. Maybe.

61. Maybe the two of us could go to Las Vegas...

62. visit the Elvis chapel.

63. Yes, maybe. My hormones are going crazy.

64. I need to sing about it.

65. Space Ghost,

66. has muscles that you can't see

67. Space Ghost,

68. can count to three

69. Space Ghost,

70. She likes me.

71. Can you handle it?

72. - Has he left? - Yes.

73. Let's get out of here.

74. MORE TO FOLLOW...

75. - Hi, Jack. - How are your kids?

76. Where did everyone go?

77. He's pathetic.

78. Hello? I have to find them.

79. We'll be back after the messages...

80. of our sponsor.

81. Right, we're back.

82. As you know, I entered the world of entertainment...

83. doing action adventures.

84. To maintain this tradition, here are some videos...

85. that Moltar found in the safe.

86. The people of Earth call them mancacas.

87. They're lame, Space Bobo.

88. - Blunders. - I hate you.

89. Understood.

90. Some days it seems...

91. that nothing will work out.

92. Show the video.

93. Cut. Space Ghost, that was my car.

94. Sorry, Mr. Landis.

95. Moltar, that's enough, you're embarrassing me.

96. What a shame.

97. How do you turn it off? Unplug me.

98. Enough, you bastard. Cut it out.

99. Space Ghost, can I ask you a question?

100. Of course.

101. Why are you such an idiot?

102. Idiot?

103. Who was waiting for you? clowns,

104. when they got out of the elevator?

105. You.

106. Well, our next guest...

107. is called Uncle Tim,

108. he is the guru of utopian psychedelics.

109. Please, let's welcome...

110. to the citizen Doctor Timothy Leary.

111. Welcome to the program, Dr. Leary.

112. Is there enough oxygen?

113. Moltar, turn on his microphone.

114. We all make mistakes, but let it be the last one, Moltar.

115. Yes, it doesn't matter.

116. No!

117. Timothy, tell me, what is your secret identity?

118. I'm a fugitive,

119. I'm a counterculture person.

120. That's where I like to be, out there, in the line of fire,

121. with my friends.

122. What kind of superpowers do you have?

123. I can flood your eyes,

124. overload your ears,

125. give patterns and color twists,

126. make you feel better and better.

127. The power of using light to raise awareness,

128. and alter consciousness.

129. These are the tricks that I'm using now.

130. And they're cool, Space Ghost.

131. Tim, people depend on me...

132. so that I can defend your planets...

133. and save millions of innocent people...

134. of certain death.

135. What do people expect you to do?

136. Richard Nixon said that I am...

137. And I'm very proud of that, Space Ghost,

138. said that I am the most dangerous man alive.

139. And I tried to be as dangerous for him as I could.

140. Foreigners love me...

141. because I made that man shiver.

142. I have lots of friends.

143. Let me ask you something:

144. friends are just enemies who...?

145. Well, I can fly and you can't.

146. I'm a superhero and you're not.

147. No problem.

148. You must love my superpowers.

149. I agree, you're my idol.

150. I hope that in my next reincarnation...

151. I can float up there with you, Space Ghost.

152. Yes, it doesn't matter.

153. Thanks, Tim, come back often, okay?

154. No...

155. Right, that's all, let's eat some tacos.

156. It's okay!

157. Space Ghost, a a transmission.

158. Right? Who is it?

159. It's Ashley Judd, Space Ghost.

160. Ashley Judd?

161. I thought she was coming next week.

162. All right, let me talk to her. I'm really hungry.

163. Hello, Ashley. We're hungry!

164. Would you like to go out to get some tacos?

165. Not really.

166. Well then, can you prepare some for us?

167. I'm good at making chocolate cakes.

168. Tacos, Ashley, tacos. Those Mexican things.

169. Let's go, you can come with us to Taco Bonito.

170. Zorak, let's go.

171. I'm good at making chocolate cakes.

172. Well, did any of you watched "Seinfeld" last night?

173. - Yes. - Was it an old episode?

174. There's something on your cover.

175. Have you been there all night?

176. You can't tell.

177. - How are you? - Very well.

178. Good, good, good.

179. Zorak, do you really know where this restaurant is?

180. Yes.

181. Walking the wrong way. I think that's next.