1. Hello!
I'm Space Ghost.Copy !req
2. Welcome to my show.Copy !req
3. In today's program
we will have guests,Copy !req
4. comedian Judy Tenuta...Copy !req
5. and dissident
Dr. Timothy Leary.Copy !req
6. Let's welcome
to my band,Copy !req
7. Zorak and the Originals
Out of Series.Copy !req
8. Let's get started!Copy !req
9. Please,
let's welcome...Copy !req
10. to stand-up comedian
Judy Tenuta.Copy !req
11. Welcome to my program,
citizen Tenuta.Copy !req
12. Hello!Copy !req
13. How was the transportation
to Planet Ghost?Copy !req
14. Are you comfortable?Copy !req
15. I'd be
much more comfortable...Copy !req
16. if I could sit on your lap,
Space Ghost.Copy !req
17. You should be
my furniture.Copy !req
18. Judy, what is
your true form?Copy !req
19. Tell me what
your secret identity.Copy !req
20. Space Ghost, if I tell you,
it won't be a secret anymore.Copy !req
21. Get close to the goddess
and I'll tell you...Copy !req
22. No, not so much.Copy !req
23. You can't possess me. No!Copy !req
24. I am the Goddess of the Galaxy.Copy !req
25. Also known as
Rue McClanahan.Copy !req
26. Yes, the Golden Girls.Copy !req
27. I love the episode
where they eat...Copy !req
28. a contaminated Geritol and die.Copy !req
29. Zorak, there's no episode
where that happens.Copy !req
30. They should have.Copy !req
31. Judy, what kind
superpowers do you have?Copy !req
32. Sometimes I'm possessed
by others, like Cher.Copy !req
33. Here she comes...Copy !req
34. What do you think?
Space Ghost?Copy !req
35. I see you have an accordion.
I order you to play it.Copy !req
36. Space Ghost, the Goddess
doesn't take orders.Copy !req
37. No, take it back, walk.
Get down on your knees and beg.Copy !req
38. No, I don't believe it.Copy !req
39. Well, I'm going to play something.Copy !req
40. I love Space Ghost,
he's a cat.Copy !req
41. Polka!Copy !req
42. Judy, tell me, do you admire
anything about me?Copy !req
43. Space Ghost, I love
that you're invisible...Copy !req
44. and don't eat my food
because it's a cartoon,Copy !req
45. not like my
roommate,Copy !req
46. that fat Roseanne.Copy !req
47. Judy, I want the doughnut...Copy !req
48. You seem to
have a lot of friends.Copy !req
49. People want to be
your friends...Copy !req
50. why are you so famous?Copy !req
51. Space Ghost, remember this:
friends are only enemies...Copy !req
52. who don't have the courage to kill you.Copy !req
53. Judy, friends are enemies...Copy !req
54. who don't have the courage to kill you?Copy !req
55. Yes, friends are enemies...Copy !req
56. who don't have the courage to kill you.Copy !req
57. Listen, are you ever
are you ever going to play in Las Vegas?Copy !req
58. Yes, I got engaged
to Sigfried and Roy,Copy !req
59. I'll be the husband.Copy !req
60. Maybe.Copy !req
61. Maybe the two of us
could go to Las Vegas...Copy !req
62. visit the Elvis chapel.Copy !req
63. Yes, maybe.
My hormones are going crazy.Copy !req
64. I need to sing about it.Copy !req
65. Space Ghost,Copy !req
66. has muscles
that you can't seeCopy !req
67. Space Ghost,Copy !req
68. can count to threeCopy !req
69. Space Ghost,Copy !req
70. She likes me.Copy !req
71. Can you handle it?Copy !req
72. - Has he left?
- Yes.Copy !req
73. Let's get out of here.Copy !req
74. MORE TO FOLLOW...Copy !req
75. - Hi, Jack.
- How are your kids?Copy !req
76. Where did everyone go?Copy !req
77. He's pathetic.Copy !req
78. Hello? I have to find them.Copy !req
79. We'll be back
after the messages...Copy !req
80. of our sponsor.Copy !req
81. INTERRUPTED SIGNALCopy !req
82. STARTING SIGNALCopy !req
83. Right, we're back.Copy !req
84. As you know, I entered
the world of entertainment...Copy !req
85. doing action adventures.Copy !req
86. To maintain this tradition,
here are some videos...Copy !req
87. that Moltar found in the safe.Copy !req
88. The people of Earth
call them mancacas.Copy !req
89. They're lame, Space Bobo.Copy !req
90. - Blunders.
- I hate you.Copy !req
91. Understood.Copy !req
92. Some days it seems...Copy !req
93. that nothing will work out.Copy !req
94. Show the video.Copy !req
95. Cut. Space Ghost,
that was my car.Copy !req
96. Sorry, Mr. Landis.Copy !req
97. Moltar, that's enough,
you're embarrassing me.Copy !req
98. What a shame.Copy !req
99. How do you turn it off?
Unplug me.Copy !req
100. Enough, you bastard.
Cut it out.Copy !req
101. Space Ghost, can I ask you
a question?Copy !req
102. Of course.Copy !req
103. Why are you such an idiot?Copy !req
104. Idiot?Copy !req
105. Who was waiting for you?
clowns,Copy !req
106. when they got out of the elevator?Copy !req
107. You.Copy !req
108. Well, our next guest...Copy !req
109. is called Uncle Tim,Copy !req
110. he is the guru of utopian
psychedelics.Copy !req
111. Please,
let's welcome...Copy !req
112. to the citizen Doctor Timothy Leary.Copy !req
113. Welcome to the program,
Dr. Leary.Copy !req
114. Is there enough oxygen?Copy !req
115. Moltar, turn on his microphone.Copy !req
116. We all make mistakes,
but let it be the last one, Moltar.Copy !req
117. Yes, it doesn't matter.Copy !req
118. No!Copy !req
119. Timothy, tell me,
what is your secret identity?Copy !req
120. I'm a fugitive,Copy !req
121. I'm a counterculture person.Copy !req
122. That's where I like to be,
out there, in the line of fire,Copy !req
123. with my friends.Copy !req
124. What kind of
superpowers do you have?Copy !req
125. I can flood your eyes,Copy !req
126. overload your ears,Copy !req
127. give patterns and color twists,Copy !req
128. make you feel better and better.Copy !req
129. The power of using light
to raise awareness,Copy !req
130. and alter consciousness.Copy !req
131. These are the tricks
that I'm using now.Copy !req
132. And they're cool, Space Ghost.Copy !req
133. Tim, people
depend on me...Copy !req
134. so that I can defend
your planets...Copy !req
135. and save millions
of innocent people...Copy !req
136. of certain death.Copy !req
137. What do people expect
you to do?Copy !req
138. Richard Nixon
said that I am...Copy !req
139. And I'm very proud
of that, Space Ghost,Copy !req
140. said that I am the
most dangerous man alive.Copy !req
141. And I tried to be as dangerous
for him as I could.Copy !req
142. Foreigners love me...Copy !req
143. because I made that man
shiver.Copy !req
144. I have lots of friends.Copy !req
145. Let me ask you something:Copy !req
146. friends
are just enemies who...?Copy !req
147. Well, I can fly
and you can't.Copy !req
148. I'm a superhero
and you're not.Copy !req
149. No problem.Copy !req
150. You must love
my superpowers.Copy !req
151. I agree, you're my idol.Copy !req
152. I hope that in my next
reincarnation...Copy !req
153. I can float up there
with you, Space Ghost.Copy !req
154. Yes, it doesn't matter.Copy !req
155. Thanks, Tim,
come back often, okay?Copy !req
156. No...Copy !req
157. Right, that's all, let's eat
some tacos.Copy !req
158. It's okay!Copy !req
159. Space Ghost, a
a transmission.Copy !req
160. Right? Who is it?Copy !req
161. It's Ashley Judd, Space Ghost.Copy !req
162. Ashley Judd?Copy !req
163. I thought she was coming
next week.Copy !req
164. All right, let me talk to her.
I'm really hungry.Copy !req
165. Hello, Ashley.
We're hungry!Copy !req
166. Would you like to go out
to get some tacos?Copy !req
167. Not really.Copy !req
168. Well then, can you prepare
some for us?Copy !req
169. I'm good at making
chocolate cakes.Copy !req
170. Tacos, Ashley, tacos.
Those Mexican things.Copy !req
171. Let's go, you can come
with us to Taco Bonito.Copy !req
172. Zorak, let's go.Copy !req
173. I'm good at making
chocolate cakes.Copy !req
174. Well, did any of you
watched "Seinfeld" last night?Copy !req
175. - Yes.
- Was it an old episode?Copy !req
176. There's something on your cover.Copy !req
177. Have you been there all night?Copy !req
178. You can't tell.Copy !req
179. - How are you?
- Very well.Copy !req
180. Good, good, good.Copy !req
181. Zorak, do you really know
where this restaurant is?Copy !req
182. Yes.Copy !req
183. Walking the wrong way.
I think that's next.Copy !req