1. I ask to be or not to be...Copy !req
2. A tramp or a peasant,
as you can see...Copy !req
3. Greetings.
I am Space Ghost.Copy !req
4. They had just seen Zorak when
showed up as a guest...Copy !req
5. in "The Island of the Birutes"
in the 60s.Copy !req
6. Hello, Zorak.
That was very good.Copy !req
7. I'm an active member...Copy !req
8. of the Grasshopper Association
of the Canvas.Copy !req
9. Zorak is ruffling my feathers.
"Grinding" is good, isn't it?Copy !req
10. To bring these guys
to the program.Copy !req
11. So tonight
we'll have three who ran away...Copy !req
12. of Birutas Island.Copy !req
13. - They just left, you idiot.
- Whatever.Copy !req
14. Grinding... Well done.
First guest...Copy !req
15. - Space Ghost?
- What?Copy !req
16. - Space Ghost?
- What is it, Zorak?Copy !req
17. - Space Ghost.
- What?Copy !req
18. - What?
- What?Copy !req
19. Nothing.Copy !req
20. As you know,
Zorak is a grasshopper.Copy !req
21. Locusts are known
for hanging around...Copy !req
22. and drop their exoskeletons
stuck in the trees.Copy !req
23. Mom?Copy !req
24. They carry diseases
like flies.Copy !req
25. They're mean, green
and sometimes they play...Copy !req
26. the villain in films
from the 70s.Copy !req
27. My first guest
is Gilligan himself.Copy !req
28. Welcome, Bob Denver.Copy !req
29. Well, I'm ready.Copy !req
30. Citizen Bob,
you've just released a book:Copy !req
31. "Gilligan, Maynard and Me",
tell us about it.Copy !req
32. Well, it's a book...Copy !req
33. about the character
I was playing,Copy !req
34. Maynard G. Krebs,Copy !req
35. in a series
called "Dobie Gillis",Copy !req
36. and then also talk
about Gilligan...Copy !req
37. and all the funny things
that happened...Copy !req
38. while we were recording
the two programs.Copy !req
39. Citizen,
may I call you Gilligan?Copy !req
40. Of course.Copy !req
41. Well done, Gilligan!
Yes, I liked that!Copy !req
42. That's great.Copy !req
43. Okay, when they recorded it...Copy !req
44. the Harlem Globetrotters
on Birut Island,Copy !req
45. did you feel
that the scriptwriters...Copy !req
46. had they made good use of the idea?Copy !req
47. I think so, I think that was
the greatest possible success:Copy !req
48. have the Harlem Globetrotters
on Birut Island.Copy !req
49. I get it. You spent 15 years
on that island,Copy !req
50. how did you charge
the batteries in the radio?Copy !req
51. It was a TV show,
we knew that,Copy !req
52. we didn't believe we were
on an island, you know?Copy !req
53. But you can fly
like in your show, right?Copy !req
54. Well, I guess...Copy !req
55. And that song
"To be or not to be",Copy !req
56. you really sang that,
didn't you?Copy !req
57. - Well, I don't think so...
- Sing!Copy !req
58. No, I can't sing.
Sorry, I can't sing.Copy !req
59. You think you're
too important...Copy !req
60. to sing it,Copy !req
61. now that you've launched
a cookbook?Copy !req
62. Sing "To be or not to be"!Copy !req
63. To be or not to be, that is the question...Copy !req
64. That's all I know.Copy !req
65. I have to get my book
to see the lyrics.Copy !req
66. We have this video,
but we're not going to show it.Copy !req
67. "To be or not to be", that's
Shakespeare's, right?Copy !req
68. Yes, from "Hamlet".Copy !req
69. Don't you think "Hamlet"
would have been more fun...Copy !req
70. if they were lost
on a desert island?Copy !req
71. - No, I don't think so.
- I don't think so.Copy !req
72. Well, it depends on
Mr. Space Ghost.Copy !req
73. I think it's fine
just the way it is.Copy !req
74. Look at me, I'm talking
Shakespeare with Gilligan.Copy !req
75. Delivery for Space Ghost!Copy !req
76. Look how cute, it's from Zorak.Copy !req
77. Keep it up, Zorak.Copy !req
78. Space Ghost, we're back.Copy !req
79. It doesn't matter if we go back.Copy !req
80. Zorak, I'm going to kick your...Copy !req
81. Space Ghost, we're back...Copy !req
82. Moltar, these cameras don't have...Copy !req
83. those red lights
above?Copy !req
84. No!Copy !req
85. Well, they should have.Copy !req
86. My next guest
played Mary Ann.Copy !req
87. Please welcome
Dawn Wells.Copy !req
88. So far, so good.Copy !req
89. - Welcome, Dawn.
- Hi, Dawn.Copy !req
90. Bob Denver said that
Island was not real.Copy !req
91. What do you think?Copy !req
92. - It's true, it wasn't real.
- It's not possible.Copy !req
93. - It's shaking, right?
- What's shaking?Copy !req
94. The fact that the program
is not real.Copy !req
95. No, I'm talking about "shaker"
what does it mean?Copy !req
96. It's an adjective, meaning
"impressive", "moving".Copy !req
97. It means you're an idiot.Copy !req
98. Got it. Well, Dawn,
what are you doing now?Copy !req
99. Mary Ann wrote
a cookbook.Copy !req
100. Recipes from Ilha dos Birutas.Copy !req
101. I call it
"Recipes and Reminiscences".Copy !req
102. Does Mary Ann
have a recipe...Copy !req
103. for Tina Louise's
of Tina Louise?Copy !req
104. No, not really.Copy !req
105. But there are some recipes
from Tina Louise,Copy !req
106. some of the
and things like that.Copy !req
107. What's wrong with Tina?Copy !req
108. I don't think she has
problem.Copy !req
109. But I don't think she likes
always being plugged in...Copy !req
110. to Birutas Island.Copy !req
111. I think Tina takes her
her dramatic career more seriously...Copy !req
112. than comedy.Copy !req
113. And who doesn't?Copy !req
114. Dawn, what's
your favorite episode?Copy !req
115. I think that if I had to make
one as a movie,Copy !req
116. would be the
"Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde" episode.Copy !req
117. I had to play
Eliza Doolittle,Copy !req
118. with a London accent.Copy !req
119. But I think the episode I most
enjoy watching is "Hamlet".Copy !req
120. Zorak goes out in it,
do you remember?Copy !req
121. - Yes, he is.
- He's a grasshopper.Copy !req
122. He was a sexy guy.Copy !req
123. Gilligan and I were
talking about Shakespeare,Copy !req
124. what do you think?Copy !req
125. What a strange conversation
for you two.Copy !req
126. Do you think children
called Mobley...Copy !req
127. are secretly planning
crimes against the world?Copy !req
128. Yes, but you wouldn't know that
if they hadn't told you...Copy !req
129. that someone was
thinking about it.Copy !req
130. - Space Ghost.
- What now?Copy !req
131. I am the Lonely Grasshopper
of the Apocalypse.Copy !req
132. Think of me when you look
the night sky.Copy !req
133. No problem.Copy !req
134. Dawn, you look so nice.
It must be my birthday.Copy !req
135. How did you feel
when you were included...Copy !req
136. in the opening song?Copy !req
137. Thank goodness!Copy !req
138. It was actually
a political thing.Copy !req
139. We were ostracized
and at first we were left out.Copy !req
140. Tina Louise's contract
had been signed...Copy !req
141. before ours and said...Copy !req
142. that no one could enter
after her.Copy !req
143. And there goes Tina again,
causing trouble.Copy !req
144. - You're good. That's fun.
- Yes, I am.Copy !req
145. What was going on behind the scenes?Copy !req
146. Count the dirt.Copy !req
147. No, I don't think there was
anything very interesting.Copy !req
148. No funny stories?Copy !req
149. There's a nice story
about my teeth...Copy !req
150. Wow...Copy !req
151. Oh my God.Copy !req
152. What about the book?
What's your favorite recipe?Copy !req
153. Homemade ravioli.Copy !req
154. That's Italian!
Can we have dinner?Copy !req
155. Yes, I can do chile and everything.Copy !req
156. - What about Zorak and Moltar?
- I don't know.Copy !req
157. It's closed. I'll see you
after the show.Copy !req
158. Well done.Copy !req
159. - Space Ghost.
- What?Copy !req
160. I have to go to the bathroom.Copy !req
161. You should have gone
before the program.Copy !req
162. Is it a child?Copy !req
163. No, I'm the Lonely Grasshopper
of the Apocalypse.Copy !req
164. Think of me when...Copy !req
165. When you look
at the night sky...Copy !req
166. Yes, that's good.Copy !req
167. Moltar, is the Professor ready?Copy !req
168. Yes, it is.Copy !req
169. Russel Johnson,
he played the Professor.Copy !req
170. Russell? Molting!Copy !req
171. I had two little teeth
next to my front one...Copy !req
172. smaller than they are today.Copy !req
173. I didn't want to ruin two
so I put on a jacket,Copy !req
174. but they were very expensive, thin...Copy !req
175. and fragile, and sometimes you
forget to take it off...Copy !req
176. and swallow coffee...Copy !req
177. That's what you're doing!Copy !req
178. Get your ass ready
for another beating.Copy !req
179. No!Copy !req
180. Hot seat.Copy !req
181. I'll amuse you!Copy !req
182. Get started!Copy !req
183. Classic Zorak, when I was
at "Daddy needs to get married".Copy !req
184. Bill, I respect you.Copy !req
185. - And love?
- Yes, that too.Copy !req
186. When I was
on Ilha dos Birutas.Copy !req
187. Zorak!Copy !req
188. You didn't leave any
on my chair, did you?Copy !req
189. Wait, Russell,
I have to sit down.Copy !req
190. Well, do you have enough air?Copy !req
191. I have enough oxygen,
thank you.Copy !req
192. I'm comfortable, Space Ghost.Copy !req
193. Great. Russell, everyone
is releasing a book,Copy !req
194. tell us about yours.Copy !req
195. Well, I have a book called:Copy !req
196. "Here on Birut Island".Copy !req
197. It's about my time
on the island...Copy !req
198. So you were
really on an island.Copy !req
199. Bob and Dawn said
that it wasn't real.Copy !req
200. No. I had to think about it.
No, it wasn't real.Copy !req
201. Of course not.
It's all a conspiracy.Copy !req
202. It's not a conspiracy.Copy !req
203. Quick, what's pi?Copy !req
204. Pi squared.Copy !req
205. Some people think they're
round, but they're square.Copy !req
206. Russell rhymes with carousel.Copy !req
207. Yes. It really is...Copy !req
208. next question,
Space Cadet.Copy !req
209. Space cadet!Copy !req
210. Sing a song, Russell.Copy !req
211. On Birut Island...Copy !req
212. After all these years
have you forgotten the lyrics?Copy !req
213. I'll send
to you.Copy !req
214. You're not getting it,
Spaceman?Copy !req
215. Are you receiving it?Copy !req
216. I'm getting it.Copy !req
217. No problem.Copy !req
218. Well, our time is up,
thank you for coming.Copy !req
219. Listen, I'd like to
to ask you a question.Copy !req
220. You can ask, earthling.Copy !req
221. Are you related to
Beavis or Butt-Head?Copy !req
222. You can't swear
in this program.Copy !req
223. Here on Biruta Island...Copy !req