1. I ask to be or not to be...Copy !req
2. A tramp or a peasant,
as you can see...Copy !req
3. Greetings.
I am Space Ghost.Copy !req
4. They had just seen Zorak when
showed up as a guest...Copy !req
5. in "The Island of the Birutes"
in the 60s.Copy !req
6. Hello, Zorak.
That was very good.Copy !req
7. I'm an active member...Copy !req
8. of the Grasshopper Association
of the Canvas.Copy !req
9. Zorak is ruffling my feathers.
"Grinding" is good, isn't it?Copy !req
10. To bring these guys
to the program.Copy !req
11. So tonight
we'll have three who ran away...Copy !req
12. of Birutas Island.Copy !req
13. - They just left, you idiot.
- Whatever.Copy !req
14. Grinding... Well done.
First guest...Copy !req
15. - Space Ghost?
- What?Copy !req
16. - Space Ghost?
- What is it, Zorak?Copy !req
17. - Space Ghost.
- What?Copy !req
18. - What?
- What?Copy !req
19. Nothing.Copy !req
20. As you know,
Zorak is a grasshopper.Copy !req
21. Locusts are known
for hanging around...Copy !req
22. and drop their exoskeletons
stuck in the trees.Copy !req
23. Mom?Copy !req
24. They carry diseases
like flies.Copy !req
25. They're mean, green
and sometimes they play...Copy !req
26. the villain in films
from the 70s.Copy !req
27. My first guest
is Gilligan himself.Copy !req
28. Welcome, Bob Denver.Copy !req
29. Well, I'm ready.Copy !req
30. Citizen Bob,
you've just released a book:Copy !req
31. "Gilligan, Maynard and Me",
tell us about it.Copy !req
32. Well, it's a book...Copy !req
33. about the character
I was playing,Copy !req
34. Maynard G. Krebs,Copy !req
35. in a series
called "Dobie Gillis",Copy !req
36. and then also talk
about Gilligan...Copy !req
37. and all the funny things
that happened...Copy !req
38. while we were recording
the two programs.Copy !req
39. Citizen,
may I call you Gilligan?Copy !req
40. Of course.Copy !req
41. Well done, Gilligan!
Yes, I liked that!Copy !req
42. That's great.Copy !req
43. Okay, when they recorded it...Copy !req
44. the Harlem Globetrotters
on Birut Island,Copy !req
45. did you feel
that the scriptwriters...Copy !req
46. had they made good use of the idea?Copy !req
47. I think so, I think that was
the greatest possible success:Copy !req
48. have the Harlem Globetrotters
on Birut Island.Copy !req
49. I get it. You spent 15 years
on that island,Copy !req
50. how did you charge
the batteries in the radio?Copy !req
51. It was a TV show,
we knew that,Copy !req
52. we didn't believe we were
on an island, you know?Copy !req
53. But you can fly
like in your show, right?Copy !req
54. Well, I guess...Copy !req
55. And that song
"To be or not to be",Copy !req
56. you really sang that,
didn't you?Copy !req
57. - Well, I don't think so...
- Sing!Copy !req
58. No, I can't sing.
Sorry, I can't sing.Copy !req
59. You think you're
too important...Copy !req
60. to sing it,Copy !req
61. now that you've launched
a cookbook?Copy !req
62. Sing "To be or not to be"!Copy !req
63. To be or not to be, that is the question...Copy !req
64. That's all I know.Copy !req
65. I have to get my book
to see the lyrics.Copy !req
66. We have this video,
but we're not going to show it.Copy !req
67. "To be or not to be", that's
Shakespeare's, right?Copy !req
68. Yes, from "Hamlet".Copy !req
69. Don't you think "Hamlet"
would have been more fun...Copy !req
70. if they were lost
on a desert island?Copy !req
71. - No, I don't think so.
- I don't think so.Copy !req
72. Well, it depends on
Mr. Space Ghost.Copy !req
73. I think it's fine
just the way it is.Copy !req
74. Look at me, I'm talking
Shakespeare with Gilligan.Copy !req
75. Delivery for Space Ghost!Copy !req
76. PUMPCopy !req
77. Look how cute, it's from Zorak.Copy !req
78. INTERRUPTED TRANSMISSIONCopy !req
79. STARTING TRANSMISSIONCopy !req
80. Keep it up, Zorak.Copy !req
81. Space Ghost, we're back.Copy !req
82. It doesn't matter if we go back.Copy !req
83. Zorak, I'm going to kick your...Copy !req
84. Space Ghost, we're back...Copy !req
85. Moltar, these cameras don't have...Copy !req
86. those red lights
above?Copy !req
87. No!Copy !req
88. Well, they should have.Copy !req
89. My next guest
played Mary Ann.Copy !req
90. Please welcome
Dawn Wells.Copy !req
91. So far, so good.Copy !req
92. - Welcome, Dawn.
- Hi, Dawn.Copy !req
93. Bob Denver said that
Island was not real.Copy !req
94. What do you think?Copy !req
95. - It's true, it wasn't real.
- It's not possible.Copy !req
96. - It's shaking, right?
- What's shaking?Copy !req
97. The fact that the program
is not real.Copy !req
98. No, I'm talking about "shaker"
what does it mean?Copy !req
99. It's an adjective, meaning
"impressive", "moving".Copy !req
100. It means you're an idiot.Copy !req
101. Got it. Well, Dawn,
what are you doing now?Copy !req
102. Mary Ann wrote
a cookbook.Copy !req
103. Recipes from Ilha dos Birutas.Copy !req
104. I call it
"Recipes and Reminiscences".Copy !req
105. Does Mary Ann
have a recipe...Copy !req
106. for Tina Louise's
of Tina Louise?Copy !req
107. No, not really.Copy !req
108. But there are some recipes
from Tina Louise,Copy !req
109. some of the
and things like that.Copy !req
110. What's wrong with Tina?Copy !req
111. I don't think she has
problem.Copy !req
112. But I don't think she likes
always being plugged in...Copy !req
113. to Birutas Island.Copy !req
114. I think Tina takes her
her dramatic career more seriously...Copy !req
115. than comedy.Copy !req
116. And who doesn't?Copy !req
117. Dawn, what's
your favorite episode?Copy !req
118. I think that if I had to make
one as a movie,Copy !req
119. would be the
"Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde" episode.Copy !req
120. I had to play
Eliza Doolittle,Copy !req
121. with a London accent.Copy !req
122. But I think the episode I most
enjoy watching is "Hamlet".Copy !req
123. Zorak goes out in it,
do you remember?Copy !req
124. - Yes, he is.
- He's a grasshopper.Copy !req
125. He was a sexy guy.Copy !req
126. Gilligan and I were
talking about Shakespeare,Copy !req
127. what do you think?Copy !req
128. What a strange conversation
for you two.Copy !req
129. Do you think children
called Mobley...Copy !req
130. are secretly planning
crimes against the world?Copy !req
131. Yes, but you wouldn't know that
if they hadn't told you...Copy !req
132. that someone was
thinking about it.Copy !req
133. - Space Ghost.
- What now?Copy !req
134. I am the Lonely Grasshopper
of the Apocalypse.Copy !req
135. Think of me when you look
the night sky.Copy !req
136. No problem.Copy !req
137. Dawn, you look so nice.
It must be my birthday.Copy !req
138. How did you feel
when you were included...Copy !req
139. in the opening song?Copy !req
140. Thank goodness!Copy !req
141. It was actually
a political thing.Copy !req
142. We were ostracized
and at first we were left out.Copy !req
143. Tina Louise's contract
had been signed...Copy !req
144. before ours and said...Copy !req
145. that no one could enter
after her.Copy !req
146. And there goes Tina again,
causing trouble.Copy !req
147. - You're good. That's fun.
- Yes, I am.Copy !req
148. What was going on behind the scenes?Copy !req
149. Count the dirt.Copy !req
150. No, I don't think there was
anything very interesting.Copy !req
151. No funny stories?Copy !req
152. There's a nice story
about my teeth...Copy !req
153. Wow...Copy !req
154. Oh my God.Copy !req
155. What about the book?
What's your favorite recipe?Copy !req
156. Homemade ravioli.Copy !req
157. That's Italian!
Can we have dinner?Copy !req
158. Yes, I can do chile and everything.Copy !req
159. - What about Zorak and Moltar?
- I don't know.Copy !req
160. It's closed. I'll see you
after the show.Copy !req
161. Well done.Copy !req
162. - Space Ghost.
- What?Copy !req
163. I have to go to the bathroom.Copy !req
164. You should have gone
before the program.Copy !req
165. Is it a child?Copy !req
166. No, I'm the Lonely Grasshopper
of the Apocalypse.Copy !req
167. Think of me when...Copy !req
168. When you look
at the night sky...Copy !req
169. Yes, that's good.Copy !req
170. Moltar, is the Professor ready?Copy !req
171. Yes, it is.Copy !req
172. Russel Johnson,
he played the Professor.Copy !req
173. Russell? Molting!Copy !req
174. I had two little teeth
next to my front one...Copy !req
175. smaller than they are today.Copy !req
176. I didn't want to ruin two
so I put on a jacket,Copy !req
177. but they were very expensive, thin...Copy !req
178. and fragile, and sometimes you
forget to take it off...Copy !req
179. and swallow coffee...Copy !req
180. That's what you're doing!Copy !req
181. Get your ass ready
for another beating.Copy !req
182. No!Copy !req
183. Hot seat.Copy !req
184. I'll amuse you!Copy !req
185. Get started!Copy !req
186. Classic Zorak, when I was
at "Daddy needs to get married".Copy !req
187. Bill, I respect you.Copy !req
188. - And love?
- Yes, that too.Copy !req
189. When I was
on Ilha dos Birutas.Copy !req
190. Zorak!Copy !req
191. You didn't leave any
on my chair, did you?Copy !req
192. Wait, Russell,
I have to sit down.Copy !req
193. Well, do you have enough air?Copy !req
194. I have enough oxygen,
thank you.Copy !req
195. I'm comfortable, Space Ghost.Copy !req
196. Great. Russell, everyone
is releasing a book,Copy !req
197. tell us about yours.Copy !req
198. Well, I have a book called:Copy !req
199. "Here on Birut Island".Copy !req
200. It's about my time
on the island...Copy !req
201. So you were
really on an island.Copy !req
202. Bob and Dawn said
that it wasn't real.Copy !req
203. No. I had to think about it.
No, it wasn't real.Copy !req
204. Of course not.
It's all a conspiracy.Copy !req
205. It's not a conspiracy.Copy !req
206. Quick, what's pi?Copy !req
207. Pi squared.Copy !req
208. Some people think they're
round, but they're square.Copy !req
209. Russell rhymes with carousel.Copy !req
210. Yes. It really is...Copy !req
211. next question,
Space Cadet.Copy !req
212. Space cadet!Copy !req
213. Sing a song, Russell.Copy !req
214. On Birut Island...Copy !req
215. After all these years
have you forgotten the lyrics?Copy !req
216. I'll send
to you.Copy !req
217. You're not getting it,
Spaceman?Copy !req
218. Are you receiving it?Copy !req
219. I'm getting it.Copy !req
220. No problem.Copy !req
221. Well, our time is up,
thank you for coming.Copy !req
222. Listen, I'd like to
to ask you a question.Copy !req
223. You can ask, earthling.Copy !req
224. Are you related to
Beavis or Butt-Head?Copy !req
225. You can't swear
in this program.Copy !req
226. Here on Biruta Island...Copy !req