1. AH-CHOO!
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3. AH-CHOO!
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4. 17.
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5. MY NOSE
IS STOPPED UP.
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6. YEAH.
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7. Space Ghost: INVISO IN...
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8. INVISO OUT.
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9. INVISO IN...
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10. THERE! SEEMS OK NOW.
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11. Space Ghost: CRIMINY!
WHAT'S THE RUCKUS, ZORAK?
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12. WHAT RUCKUS?
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13. THAT RUCKUS.
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14. OH. MOLTAR'S SICK.
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15. ♪ AH AH AH AH
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16. Space Ghost:
BLESS YOU, MOLTAR.
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17. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP
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18. Space Ghost: HA!
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19. HA!
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20. HA!
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21. HA HA HA!
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22. THAT WAS ODD.
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23. GREETINGS!
I AM SPACE GHOST.
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24. MY GUESTS TONIGHT
ARE RECORDING ARTIST
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25. AND TONIGHT S BANDLEADER
BRANFORD MARSALIS
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26. AND FORMER PARTRIDGE FAMILY
MEMBER DANNY BONA—
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27. BON—BONADUCKIE.
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28. DUCE!
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29. GESUNDHEIT!
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30. THANKS.
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31. ZORAK, THAT WAS LESS
THAN SATISFACTORY.
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32. EXPLAIN YOURSELF.
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33. I DON'T KNOW.
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34. DON'T
LOOK AT ME.
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35. I LOOKING AT YOU.
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36. WELL... DON'T.
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37. HA! I WIN, ZORAK!
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38. GRRR!
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39. OKEY-DOKEY.
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40. MY FIRST GUEST,
UNLIKE ZORAK,
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41. IS A TALENTED MUSICIAN.
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42. PLEASE WELCOME
BRANFORD MARSALIS.
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43. MOLTAR! BAD DIRECTOR!
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44. I CAN'T CONTROL IT.
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45. HAVE TO USE FREEZE RAY.
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46. OK, NOW.
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47. NO MORE SLIP-UPS.
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48. REMEMBER, THIS IS
A PROFESSIONAL TALK SHOW.
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49. BRANFORD!
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50. HEY, SPACE GHOST.
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51. "HEY" RIGHT BACK
AT YOU, BRANFORD.
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52. SO, HOW GOES
THE TONIGHT SHOW?
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53. IT'S GOING
PRETTY GOOD, SIR.
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54. THAT'S TERRIFIC.
MAZEL TOV!
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55. THANK YOU VERY MUCH,
MR. GHOST.
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56. I SEE YOU'RE
CHEWING GUM.
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57. GUM?
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58. GUM?
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59. GUM!
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60. DID YOU BRING
ENOUGH FOR EVERYONE?
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61. NO, BUT I'LL
HAVE SOME SHORTLY.
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62. NO GUM? SHEESH.
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63. SO, DO YOU ENJOY
BEING THE TONIGHT SHOW
BANDLEADER?
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64. YES.
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65. IS IT FUN? DO
YOU ENJOY WORKING
WITH JAY LENO?
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66. YES, YES.
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67. IN A WAY, YOU'RE
LIKE RICKY RICARDO,
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68. EXCEPT WITHOUT ALL
THAT OTHER STUFF.
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69. ABSOLUTELY.
ABSOLUTELY.
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70. SO, WHAT EVIL CRIME
HAVE YOU COMMITTED
AGAINST JAY LENO
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71. TO BECOME
HIS BANDLEADER?
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72. I DON'T KNOW.
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73. I WOULD—
I—
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74. I REALLY DON'T THINK
I'VE DONE ANYTHING WRONG.
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75. GUILTY!
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76. SO, WHAT DOES
JAY LENO DO
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77. TO HELP DEFEND
THE UNIVERSE?
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78. HE DOESN'T DO ANYTHING
TO HELP THE UNIVERSE.
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79. THIS CONCERNS ME.
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80. SO, WHAT IS HE
LIKE, THEN?
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81. HE HAS ALL THE MONEY,
ALL THE BABES, ALL THE CARS.
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82. HE'S THE HOST.
HE'S JUST LIKE YOU.
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83. HARDLY! I KEEP
THE UNIVERSE SAFE!
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84. HE DOESN'T!
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85. AND I HAVE
MORE TROPHIES.
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86. OH, I'LL TELL HIM
YOU SAID THAT, AND
I'LL TELL HIS WIFE, TOO.
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87. SPACE GHOST,
SHUT YOUR BIG MOUTH.
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88. AH!
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89. SOMETHING CRAWLING
ON THE TABLE.
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90. WE NOW JOIN
SPACE GHOST COAST TO COAST,
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91. ALREADY IN PROGRESS.
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92. Space Ghost:
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93. SOME LADY.
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94. ALL RIGHTIE.
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95. SO, BRANFORD...
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96. YOU HAVE A NEW ALBUM.
TELL US ABOUT IT.
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97. YEAH. GIVE US SOME GUM.
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98. YEAH. IT'S
A REALLY NICE ALBUM.
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99. IT'S A VERY DRAMATIC
DEPARTURE FROM WHAT
I USUALLY DO.
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100. IT'S MORE LIKE
A POP ALBUM. UH-HUH.
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101. THERE'S A LOT OF
STRANGE MIXES ON THERE—
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102. SPEAKING
OF STRANGE MIXES,
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103. YOU KNOW WHAT
I HAD FOR BREAKFAST
THIS MORNING?
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104. NO, I DON'T.
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105. A SAUSAGE
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106. WITH A CREAM OF CORN
OMELET...
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107. OH, NO.
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108. STOP! DON'T!
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109. SOME MILK I LEFT OUT
IN THE SUN FOR A WEEK...
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110. UGH!
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111. OH, COME ON.
DON'T DO THAT, MAN.
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112. AND SOME FUZZY BREAD.
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113. I'M GOING TO BE SICK.
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114. OH...
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115. MOLTAR!
DAMAGE REPORT!
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116. I JUST HURLED
IN MY HELMET.
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117. OH, MAN!
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118. GROSS.
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119. I THINK IT'S TIME
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120. MOLTAR! NOT
IN THE CONTROL ROOM!
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121. OK. WE'RE BACK WITH
BRANFORD THE BRANFORD.
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122. KICK IT.
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123. BRANFORD,
I WONDER...
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124. DOES DOC SEVERINSEN
EVER SHOW UP
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125. AND OFFER USELESS
ADVICE AND MESS WITH
YOUR HORN SECTION?
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126. WELL, DOC GAVE ME
SOME REALLY GOOD ADVICE
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127. RIGHT BEFORE
THE SHOW STARTED.
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128. HA HA HA!
THAT DOC! YOU'VE
GOT TO LOVE HIM!
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129. YEAH, HE'S HYPE.
HE'S DOPE.
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130. HE'S CRAZY.
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131. MRRRRR...
STICK 'EM!
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132. SO, BRANFORD,
DO YOU HAVE
MUSICAL KNOWLEDGE
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133. TO SHARE WITH ZORAK?
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134. WELL, NOT THE KIND
OF KNOWLEDGE YOU'RE
REFERRING TO, BUT—
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135. HA HA HA HA!
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136. WHAT'S SO FUNNY?
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137. OH, SORRY.
WERE YOU—NOTHING.
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138. WERE YOU SAYING
SOMETHING, MR. GHOST?
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139. HE WAS ASKING YOU...
WHERE'S ZORAK'S GUM?
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140. FOR ME. MINE. MY GUM.
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141. MINE. NOT YOURS.
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142. ZORAK, NEVER EAT ANYTHING
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143. HOW'S THAT?
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144. NOT SO GOOD.
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145. WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
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146. WOULD YOU CARE
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147. FOR DINNER
AFTER THE SHOW?
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148. ABSOLUTELY.
WHAT DO WE HAVE—RABBIT?
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149. I WILL EAT YOUR LIVER
WITH SOME FAVA BEANS
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150. AND A FINE CHIANTI.
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151. OH, AND SOME GUM.
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152. YEAH, RIGHT, ZORAK.
YOU AND WHAT ARMY?
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153. EH... THE KISS ARMY.
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154. Loud voices: AARGH!
DESTROY ROCK CITY!
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155. UH... RIGHT, RIGHT.
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156. BRANFORD—
I MEAN, BRANFORD...
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157. BEFORE YOU GO,
WILL YOU SCAT?
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158. WELL, IT'S GOING
TO COST YOU, BRO.
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159. YOU KNOW I WON
2 GRAMMYS.
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160. MAKE
WITH THE SCATTING.
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161. SOLO!
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162. HEY!
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163. GOOD SOLO.
THAT'S GREAT.
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164. HA HA!
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165. TAKE IT, MOLTAR!
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166. TAKE IT, SPACE GHOST.
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167. UH, SPACE GHOST...
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168. SPACE GHOST!
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169. HEY, THAT'S NOT
BRANFORD!
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170. IT'S THAT
PARTRIDGE KID.
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171. WE LOST BRANFORD.
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172. AND THE GUM?
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173. AAARGH!
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174. OK.
EVERYONE REMAIN CALM.
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175. Danny Bonaduce: HELLO?
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176. YOU IDIOT.
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177. SORRY.
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178. SHUT UP!
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179. HELLO?
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180. HELLO,
CITIZEN DANNY.
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181. SHUT UP.
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182. SORRY.
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183. SO, WHAT HAVE YOU
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184. HI, SPACE GHOST. WELL,
I'VE BEEN VERY BUSY,
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185. BUT BEFORE I EVEN SAY
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186. LET ME JUST SAY,
I HAVE BEEN ON
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187. WITH SOME OF THE BIGGEST
TALK SHOW HOSTS
IN THE WORLD...
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188. WHAT?
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189. AND T IS
AN HONOR FOR ME.
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190. OK.
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191. JUST KIDDING. HA!
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192. LISTEN, YOU HAVE BEEN
IN SOME TROUBLE,
HAVEN'T YOU, YOUNG MAN?
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193. IN FACT, YOU'RE
VERY LUCKY TO EVEN
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194. DON'T YOU THINK
YOU SHOULD THANK ME?
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195. HA HA HA!
VERY FUNNY, SPA—
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196. I'M SERIOUS,
PARTRIDGE.
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197. THANK ME.
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198. THAT MAKES ME NERVOUS.
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199. I'M WAITING.
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200. THANK YOU.
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201. "THANK YOU,
SPACE GHOST."
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202. THANK YOU,
SPACE GHOST.
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203. THAT'S MORE LIKE IT.
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204. SO, DANNY BOY...
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205. WHAT SUPERPOWER
HELPED YOU BATTLE
THE CHILD STAR SYNDROME?
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206. UH, I USE THE POWER
OF INVISIBILITY.
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207. I HAVE THAT.
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208. OH, NO KIDDING.
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209. WOULD YOU USE THIS
SUPERPOWER TO HELP OTHER
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210. SHUT UP.
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211. NO. BECAUSE I HAVE MET
OTHER CHILD STAR VICTIMS,
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212. AND I'VE GOT TO SAY
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213. THAT THEY PRETTY MUCH
ARE GETTING WHAT
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214. LIKE JAN AND JACE?
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215. WHO?
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216. DANNY, DO YOU MIND
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217. HOW MUCH YOU MADE
FROM ALL THOSE YEARS
AS A PARTRIDGE?
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218. I'VE GOT ABOUT 80 BUCKS
AND A LUNCH BOX.
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219. THAT'S IT?
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220. THAT SHOW MADE
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221. BOY, DID YOU
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222. SHIRLEY JONES,
DAVID CASSIDY—THAT'S
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223. IT'S PATHETIC HOW
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224. RIGHT. UH, TALENT,
PERSONALITY, AND A QUARTER
WILL GET YOU A CUP OF COFFEE.
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225. Zorak, thinking: NO TALENT
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226. WILL GET YOU A TALK SHOW.
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227. UHHHHH...
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228. DANNY, WHAT WAS
YOUR FAVORITE THING
ABOUT THE SEVENTIES?
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229. THE BEGINNING
OF THE EIGHTIES.
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230. WHIP IT!
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231. WHIP IT GOOD!
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232. UHHHHH...
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233. DANNY,
WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE
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234. I ACTUALLY
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235. ECHO VALLEY 26809
WAS ONE OF MY FAVORITES.
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236. BY THE WAY,
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237. YOU ACTUALLY GET
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238. HELLO? HELLO!
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240. HELLO!
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241. AND I WOKE UP
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242. EW! JOKE'S OVER!
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243. OH.
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YOU'RE IN RADIO NOW.
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245. PLUG YOUR STATION!
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246. UM, LET'S SEE, UH—
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247. WAIT FOR IT.
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248. GO.
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249. I WORK AT—
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250. NOW WHAT?
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251. OH. UM, SORRY.
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252. I WAS SITTING
ON THE REMOTE.
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253. SO WE LOST DANNY.
THAT'S OK.
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254. HELLO?
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256. YOU.
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257. HA HA HA!
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258. SAY,
DANNY THE DANNY...
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259. YES, SIR,
SPACE GHOST?
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260. WHAT DID YOU WANT
TO BECOME WHEN
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261. WHEN I WAS A KID,
I REALLY ONLY WANTED
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262. I WANTED TO BE
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263. Zorak, thinking:
LOUSY SCREW.
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264. AND TO PUNCH OUT
DONNY OSMOND
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265. OR, REALLY, ANY MEMBER
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266. WHEN I WAS A LARVAE,
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267. I WANTED TO BE THE ALL-POWERFUL
RULER OF THE UNIVERSE!
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268. ME, TOO.
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269. AND TO HAVE SOME GUM.
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270. DO YOU KNOW
WHAT GUM IS?
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273. HAVE YOU EVER MET
DONNY OSMOND, SPACE GHOST?
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275. I'D RATHER NOT TALK
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276. GOT IT.
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277. DANNY, YOU SOUND
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278. PERHAPS YOU'VE GOT
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279. WHAT?
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281. SAY "AHH."
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282. AH.
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283. LOUDER, PLEASE.
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284. AAAAAAAAAAAH!
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285. OK. EVERYONE
REMAIN CALM.
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286. SPACE GHOST!
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287. WHEE!
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288. WHOO-HOO!
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289. YOU KNOW, I—SORT OF
AFTER THIS, LENO SUCKS.
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290. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
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291. CAPTIONING PERFORMED BY
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292. PUBLIC PERFORMANCE OF CAPTIONS
PROHIBITED WITHOUT PERMISSION OF
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293. Space Ghost:
♪ DOOBA DOOBA DOOBA DOOBA
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294. AAAAAAAAAH!
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