Space Ghost Coast to Coast 1x1

Directed by

Susan Powter as Susan Powter • Robin Gibb as Robin Gibb • Barry Gibb as Barry Gibb • Maurice Gibb as Maurice Gibb • Kevin Meaney as Kevin Meaney • Susan Powter as Self • Robin Gibb as Self • Barry Gibb as Self • Maurice Gibb as Self • Kevin Meaney as Self

After declaring his fondness for Mexican food, Space Ghost asks diet guru Susan Powter what super powers help "stop the insanity." Comedian Kevin Meaney discusses the virtues of wearing tight pants and the Bee Gees stop by for a short, bizarre visit.

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1. Hi, I'm Space Ghost.

2. Welcome to my show.

3. As guests, we will have motivational speaker

4. and television presenter Susan Powter

5. and comedian Kevin Meaney.

6. Welcome the band

7. "Zorak and the Authentic Out of Series".

8. Oops, sorry.

9. Before I begin, I'd like to clarify

10. viewers that it may seem

11. that the Phantom Planet is very close to here,

12. in reality he is millions of kilometers away.

13. So don't worry,

14. we're not going to crash into him or something.

15. Molting! What is the damage?

16. It's breaking. It's going to explode, Phantom.

17. Danger! Danger!

18. I have... to do... something.

19. Space Ghost, you're an idiot!

20. Change it. That sucks.

21. That's great.

22. Yes, they're going to die. Fire! Fire!

23. Available in...

24. My first guest has the mission

25. to stop the madness.

26. Please welcome Susan Powter.

27. Yeah, it would be nice to have a little salt.

28. Hello, Susan. Susan? Moltar, what's she doing?

29. He's eating a salad.

30. Maybe he saw your face and decided to leave, Phantom.

31. Zorak, remember who has the boss Orkin

32. in the phone's memory.

33. - Is that right? - That's it, Susan's back.

34. Susan, welcome to the program.

35. Nice to meet you.

36. Speak up, who are you really? What is your secret identity?

37. My secret identity?

38. Well, I could tell you, sitting here with you, Phantom.

39. Actually, I'm transsexual, I'm not a woman.

40. Really?

41. This is my real identity.

42. It's me, the one you see here

43. when I go on stage.

44. Do you have any superpowers that you use

45. to stop the madness?

46. Women's intuition, the most powerful thing in the universe.

47. That's right.

48. You say that women will take over the world.

49. Is it something I'll have to to face in the future?

50. Exactly, let's take control of the world,

51. you'll have to fight against us.

52. Susan, you've got some food in your teeth.

53. Thank you.

54. That's better.

55. You were born in Australia.

56. Have you ever been kidnapped by a wild pack?

57. No, I managed to escape barely. Just barely.

58. I think we have images of how you escaped.

59. Show the video, Moltar.

60. People are afraid to leave their homes.

61. They lock themselves behind closed doors,

62. trembling with fear,

63. wondering when the next attack.

64. And this horrible creature multiplies rapidly.

65. That's not bad at all.

66. That's awful.

67. Who are your archenemies? Susan? What are you afraid of?

68. Anything frozen or dissected

69. with yogurt or malt.

70. I don't like anything white or creamy, frozen stuff,

71. you have to stay away from these things.

72. I'm staying.

73. You must be amazed of my super colossal strength.

74. I'm in awe of any man

75. who wears bracelets like yours.

76. You can see every painful detail

77. my muscular body?

78. You're a rare piece of work! In every way.

79. She said piece...

80. That's it...

81. I don't understand.

82. Thank you.

83. Look, I'm thinking of creating my own diet.

84. Do you have any advice for me?

85. Fly fast and don't care what you eat,

86. but make sure it's good quantity and low fat.

87. What do you eat?

88. Chips, tacos, fajitas, chimichangas, quesadillas,

89. burritos, refried beans, flan, melted cheese, tamales.

90. Well, we ate that too.

91. It's the same thing, we all eat chemicals.

92. Yes, they help with my work.

93. And what do you do?

94. Flight to rescue planets that are in danger.

95. Why don't you come here to help us?

96. We are dying.

97. I'll do it, citizen.

98. Thank you for coming on the show, Susan,

99. and good luck stopping the madness.

100. Well, good luck saving planets.

101. And please help us here, your help would be appreciated.

102. Well done.

103. Don't change the channel, we'll be back soon.

104. Okay, my next guest is coming from Los Angeles.

105. He's a stand-up comedian.

106. Welcome Kevin Meany.

107. What's your problem?

108. - Does my music scare you? - It does.

109. Sorry.

110. Welcome, Kevin,

111. I hope that the transformation of particles

112. has been comfortable.

113. Is there enough oxygen?

114. Of course, Space Ghost,

115. I couldn't be more comfortable, thank you for asking.

116. You're welcome. Tell us about it, How hard are you working?

117. Of course, I travel all over the galaxy,

118. doing comedy.

119. Tell me, Kevin, what would your mother would

120. of your presence on my show?

121. My God, this afternoon we turned on the television

122. and guess who we saw, the "Space Ghost"

123. interviewing Kevin. It was crazy.

124. I don't understand.

125. Do you have problems with the FBI or something?

126. Kevin, I have a lot of superpowers

127. and a colossal volume that scares the villains,

128. what do you have that could impress us?

129. Well, Space Ghost, I have incredible hair.

130. Impressive.

131. Please, Space Ghost, don't do that.

132. It's too late now.

133. I think you exaggerated a little bit.

134. It doesn't matter.

135. Space Ghost!

136. Kevin, I wear a knit and a cape.

137. I wear pants and a cape.

138. What do you think about my tight pants?

139. Well, I'll tell you something, Mr. Tight Pants.

140. I don't like it at all.

141. You're walking through the universe in those tight pants,

142. it's not pretty at all, he looks like a madman.

143. What's your problem?

144. What if President Kennedy found out about this?

145. He'll think there are spies in the school.

146. And they will blacklist blacklisted, and the Pope...

147. It was a pleasure to welcome you as a guest.

148. Come back soon.

149. What are you talking about? I can't hear you,

150. Space Ghost...

151. You saw how they defeated the Space Ghost...

152. in terrible space battles.

153. Now, listen to them sing your favorite lullabies.

154. It's Zorak and Moltar! Listen...

155. See you later, Space Ghost

156. Say your prayers

157. Already approaching my lobster ship

158. and we'll win you over.

159. And the universe will be

160. Dude! Dude!

161. They look like angels!

162. And not two such evil villains

163. who recorded a masterpiece like this,

164. a work that the whole family can can enjoy.

165. Here we have another classic.

166. Star...

167. - Star... - Storm

168. We know where you are...

169. Yes!

170. You can't run and you can't...

171. Hide!

172. Because we're going to find you, Space Ghost,

173. and the universe will be...

174. Ours! Ours!

175. Imagine that, all your friends will be jealous

176. when you ask for this collector's item

177. and play loudly.

178. They only need to send 94 dollars

179. to the address that appears on the screen.

180. Zorak and Moltar sing their favorite lullabies.

181. PO Box number 18748465122009,

182. Space, Universe, 668000112.

183. Order now. That's right, just 94 dollars.

184. Available in stores.

185. It's very expensive.

186. How can that be? There are three of them!

187. Moltar, what's going on?

188. It's the fucking Bee Gees.

189. What can it be? How could that be?

190. They're saying that you invited them to the show.

191. I never invited... Zorak!

192. I have to go to the market to buy butter and cheese.

193. I have to go to the market to buy butter and cheese.

194. Okay, Space Ghost.

195. Hello, Bee Gees, are you in a good mood?

196. It depends on what we've just eaten,

197. Space Ghost, depends on the food.

198. Come on, Space Ghost.

199. These are the Bee Gees.

200. Oh my God, if only I could fry them.

201. Friends, I know a great Polynesian restaurant,

202. which is nearby.

203. I could eat a plate of poop.