1. Space Dandy is a dandy guy in space.Copy !req
2. He sails the galactic seas hunting aliens.Copy !req
3. This is the majestic tale of that
alien hunter and others like him.Copy !req
4. These days, I don't know where I've come fromCopy !req
5. These days, I don't know where I've come fromCopy !req
6. These days, I don't know where I've come fromCopy !req
7. These days, I don't know where I've come fromCopy !req
8. These days, I don't know where I've come fromCopy !req
9. These days, I don't know where I've come fromCopy !req
10. These days, I don't know where I've come fromCopy !req
11. These days, I don't know where I've come fromCopy !req
12. I've forgotten the ways of love 'cause it's been a whileCopy !req
13. I've forgotten the ways of love 'cause it's been a whileCopy !req
14. I've forgotten the ways of love 'cause it's been a whileCopy !req
15. I've forgotten the ways of love 'cause it's been a whileCopy !req
16. I've forgotten the ways of love 'cause it's been a whileCopy !req
17. I've forgotten the ways of love 'cause it's been a whileCopy !req
18. I've forgotten the ways of love 'cause it's been a whileCopy !req
19. I've forgotten the ways of love 'cause it's been a whileCopy !req
20. For us, life is five minutes' introspectionCopy !req
21. For us, life is five minutes' introspectionCopy !req
22. For us, life is five minutes' introspectionCopy !req
23. For us, life is five minutes' introspectionCopy !req
24. For us, life is five minutes' introspectionCopy !req
25. For us, life is five minutes' introspectionCopy !req
26. For us, life is five minutes' introspectionCopy !req
27. For us, life is five minutes' introspectionCopy !req
28. You're real pushy, but when your jewel is taken awayCopy !req
29. You're real pushy, but when your jewel is taken awayCopy !req
30. You're real pushy, but when your jewel is taken awayCopy !req
31. You're real pushy, but when your jewel is taken awayCopy !req
32. You're real pushy, but when your jewel is taken awayCopy !req
33. You're real pushy, but when your jewel is taken awayCopy !req
34. You're real pushy, but when your jewel is taken awayCopy !req
35. You're real pushy, but when your jewel is taken awayCopy !req
36. Your beauty is touched by sadnessCopy !req
37. Your beauty is touched by sadnessCopy !req
38. Your beauty is touched by sadnessCopy !req
39. Your beauty is touched by sadnessCopy !req
40. Your beauty is touched by sadnessCopy !req
41. Your beauty is touched by sadnessCopy !req
42. Your beauty is touched by sadnessCopy !req
43. Your beauty is touched by sadnessCopy !req
44. Sometimes we send tears flying with a wild sha-la-lu-laCopy !req
45. Sometimes we send tears flying with a wild sha-la-lu-laCopy !req
46. Sometimes we send tears flying with a wild sha-la-lu-laCopy !req
47. Sometimes we send tears flying with a wild sha-la-lu-laCopy !req
48. Sometimes we send tears flying with a wild sha-la-lu-laCopy !req
49. Sometimes we send tears flying with a wild sha-la-lu-laCopy !req
50. Sometimes we send tears flying with a wild sha-la-lu-laCopy !req
51. Sometimes we send tears flying with a wild sha-la-lu-laCopy !req
52. Then we look at the shooting stars, it's simpleCopy !req
53. Then we look at the shooting stars, it's simpleCopy !req
54. Then we look at the shooting stars, it's simpleCopy !req
55. Then we look at the shooting stars, it's simpleCopy !req
56. Then we look at the shooting stars, it's simpleCopy !req
57. Then we look at the shooting stars, it's simpleCopy !req
58. Then we look at the shooting stars, it's simpleCopy !req
59. Then we look at the shooting stars, it's simpleCopy !req
60. We're all humanCopy !req
61. We're all humanCopy !req
62. We're all humanCopy !req
63. We're all humanCopy !req
64. We're all humanCopy !req
65. We're all humanCopy !req
66. We're all humanCopy !req
67. We're all humanCopy !req
68. Viva tears, just shed them, babyCopy !req
69. Viva tears, just shed them, babyCopy !req
70. Viva tears, just shed them, babyCopy !req
71. Viva tears, just shed them, babyCopy !req
72. Viva tears, just shed them, babyCopy !req
73. Viva tears, just shed them, babyCopy !req
74. Viva tears, just shed them, babyCopy !req
75. Viva tears, just shed them, babyCopy !req
76. They're not wastedCopy !req
77. They're not wastedCopy !req
78. They're not wastedCopy !req
79. They're not wastedCopy !req
80. They're not wastedCopy !req
81. They're not wastedCopy !req
82. They're not wastedCopy !req
83. They're not wastedCopy !req
84. Can't stop, I love you like thisCopy !req
85. Can't stop, I love you like thisCopy !req
86. Can't stop, I love you like thisCopy !req
87. Can't stop, I love you like thisCopy !req
88. Can't stop, I love you like thisCopy !req
89. Can't stop, I love you like thisCopy !req
90. Can't stop, I love you like thisCopy !req
91. Can't stop, I love you like thisCopy !req
92. Those tears, tears, yeahCopy !req
93. Those tears, tears, yeahCopy !req
94. Those tears, tears, yeahCopy !req
95. Those tears, tears, yeahCopy !req
96. Those tears, tears, yeahCopy !req
97. Those tears, tears, yeahCopy !req
98. Those tears, tears, yeahCopy !req
99. Those tears, tears, yeahCopy !req
100. Can you give those tears to me?Copy !req
101. Can you give those tears to me?Copy !req
102. Can you give those tears to me?Copy !req
103. Can you give those tears to me?Copy !req
104. Can you give those tears to me?Copy !req
105. Can you give those tears to me?Copy !req
106. Can you give those tears to me?Copy !req
107. Can you give those tears to me?Copy !req
108. When you fall, get right back up againCopy !req
109. When you fall, get right back up againCopy !req
110. When you fall, get right back up againCopy !req
111. When you fall, get right back up againCopy !req
112. When you fall, get right back up againCopy !req
113. When you fall, get right back up againCopy !req
114. When you fall, get right back up againCopy !req
115. When you fall, get right back up againCopy !req
116. Let's go together! Tell me "This is great" againCopy !req
117. Let's go together! Tell me "This is great" againCopy !req
118. Let's go together! Tell me "This is great" againCopy !req
119. Let's go together! Tell me "This is great" againCopy !req
120. Let's go together! Tell me "This is great" againCopy !req
121. Let's go together! Tell me "This is great" againCopy !req
122. Let's go together! Tell me "This is great" againCopy !req
123. Let's go together! Tell me "This is great" againCopy !req
124. Tears, tears, goodbye!Copy !req
125. Tears, tears, goodbye!Copy !req
126. Tears, tears, goodbye!Copy !req
127. Tears, tears, goodbye!Copy !req
128. Tears, tears, goodbye!Copy !req
129. Tears, tears, goodbye!Copy !req
130. Tears, tears, goodbye!Copy !req
131. Tears, tears, goodbye!Copy !req
132. I think this is it.Copy !req
133. A Stiltonian?Copy !req
134. The color is a bit different, isn't it?Copy !req
135. A Stiltonian's distinguishing characteristics are its quick movement and fast reflexes.Copy !req
136. Seems a little slow, don't you think?Copy !req
137. Oh, the pattern here is a bit different as well.Copy !req
138. Look, right here.Copy !req
139. Stiltonians are gentle and friendly.Copy !req
140. Then this alien...Copy !req
141. is not a Stiltonian.Copy !req
142. It must be an unknown alien.Copy !req
143. All right! Let's go to the registration center!Copy !req
144. I'm sure this guy's worth a lot of money!Copy !req
145. At the time, they believed the creature
they had caught was a new alien species.Copy !req
146. They did not doubt it one bit.Copy !req
147. Sometimes You Can't Live With Dying, BabyCopy !req
148. Sometimes You Can't Live With Dying, BabyCopy !req
149. However, strange phenomena
began to occur a few hours later.Copy !req
150. Oh? Meow, you look pale.Copy !req
151. Meow, fetch me some ice.Copy !req
152. Ice...Copy !req
153. Huh?Copy !req
154. Man, you're too slow.Copy !req
155. Do you think there's something wrong with Meow?Copy !req
156. He's probably sick. He just needs some sleep.Copy !req
157. Meow, can you take a look at our course?Copy !req
158. Have you noticed that all Meow has
been saying recently is "uh" and "ah"?Copy !req
159. He's probably sick. He just needs some sleep.Copy !req
160. Look! He's not even reacting at all.Copy !req
161. He's just sick, right?Copy !req
162. Is he really just sick?Copy !req
163. Galaxy HospitalCopy !req
164. Galaxy HospitalCopy !req
165. No pulse, no heartbeat, no vital signs at all.Copy !req
166. What?Copy !req
167. No matter how you look at it, your friend here is dead.Copy !req
168. What was he again?Copy !req
169. A Betelgeusian.Copy !req
170. We should keep him here and do some additional tests.Copy !req
171. If you need anything, just push the call button, and I'll be right here.Copy !req
172. Quit it.Copy !req
173. You know what? I want to be hospitalized too.Copy !req
174. Huh?Copy !req
175. I can't believe how much time I've wasted at Boobies.Copy !req
176. I didn't expect this place to be so incredible!Copy !req
177. Don't be stupid. We're going home.Copy !req
178. But I want the nurses to take care of me too, baby!Copy !req
179. No.Copy !req
180. Hey, wait!Copy !req
181. No.Copy !req
182. Where did Dandy go?Copy !req
183. He couldn't have gotten far.Copy !req
184. Dr. Gel, th-they're here!Copy !req
185. Who?Copy !req
186. Who are you people?Copy !req
187. I sent them.Copy !req
188. A-Admiral Perry!Copy !req
189. They are reckless mercenaries paid for by the Gogol Empire.Copy !req
190. Reckless mercenaries...Copy !req
191. Doctor!Copy !req
192. That man we're looking for was spotted at Galaxy Hospital two hours ago.Copy !req
193. All right! With the help of these mercenaries, we'll be able to capture him once and for all!Copy !req
194. You won't be able to eat until after tomorrow's tests.Copy !req
195. Wh-What? W-Wait!Copy !req
196. I want to get along with the nurse!Copy !req
197. Boing, boing, boing, bouncy bounce!Copy !req
198. Something seems a little off, don't you think?Copy !req
199. What do you mean?Copy !req
200. Well, I mean... Look.Copy !req
201. Oh, don't worry about the details.Copy !req
202. What? But people don't usually do that, right?Copy !req
203. Hello, ladies! We meet again.Copy !req
204. Huh? You look pale.Copy !req
205. Must be tired from working the night shift.Copy !req
206. Oh, you'll have to wait in line to get a hug.Copy !req
207. I'm happy to see you too!Copy !req
208. Dandy, I'm telling you there's something weird about this!Copy !req
209. H-Hey, what's going on?Copy !req
210. Don't move!Copy !req
211. What?Copy !req
212. Damn it!Copy !req
213. What are these things?Copy !req
214. Do you think they could be zombies?Copy !req
215. Seriously?Copy !req
216. Run, QT!Copy !req
217. The target is running away from Ward 3 now.Copy !req
218. Huh? What?Copy !req
219. Hey! What's wrong?Copy !req
220. It's no use! Run away!Copy !req
221. No way. Is it that man's doing?Copy !req
222. If he knew we were coming...Copy !req
223. Could it be a trap?Copy !req
224. Meow, we're getting out of here!Copy !req
225. What the hell?Copy !req
226. This place was supposed to be my paradise,
and now it's ruined!Copy !req
227. Well, it wasn't like this yesterday, was it?Copy !req
228. Could it be that the alien we found wasn't unknown but was just a Stiltonian that had turned into a zombie?Copy !req
229. If so, then that would explain why it was pale and slow.Copy !req
230. Really?Copy !req
231. Take this!Copy !req
232. What are you doing?Copy !req
233. Idiot! You're a robot, aren't you?Copy !req
234. Machines can't turn into zombies!Copy !req
235. That's mean! Stop it!Copy !req
236. Damn these things.Copy !req
237. QT?Copy !req
238. How in the hell did you turn into a zombie?Copy !req
239. Damn it!Copy !req
240. Damn, these things are everywhere!Copy !req
241. All right!Copy !req
242. Those guys...Copy !req
243. QT, Meow... I won't forget you guys.Copy !req
244. Adios, amigos.Copy !req
245. I will survive.Copy !req
246. I will survive and live a long life!Copy !req
247. Space DandyCopy !req
248. Space DandyCopy !req
249. A zombie's morning starts early.Copy !req
250. A few months have passed since that fateful day,Copy !req
251. the day our heroes turned into the beings called "zombies."Copy !req
252. At first, they could not accept the fact that they had become zombies and tried to find a way to turn back.Copy !req
253. However, they could not find a way to turn back anywhere.Copy !req
254. Despair...Copy !req
255. and the inexplicable craving for raw meat.Copy !req
256. Despair...Copy !req
257. and raw meat.Copy !req
258. Endlessly repeating the cycle of despair and raw meat,Copy !req
259. Dandy and the others were haunted by the meaninglessness of their lives.Copy !req
260. And then Dandy thought...Copy !req
261. "That's right! When in trouble, I should ask someone who's already gone through the same thing."Copy !req
262. In this case, it was the strange alien they had captured a few months earlier but had forgotten about.Copy !req
263. In other words, their senior zombie.Copy !req
264. At first glance, it may seem like zombies just groan,Copy !req
265. but it has been discovered that zombies actually communicate with their own language.Copy !req
266. Their senior zombie said,
"Being a zombie's not all that bad.Copy !req
267. You don't have to spend much on food."Copy !req
268. Want some?Copy !req
269. Want some?Copy !req
270. No, thank you.Copy !req
271. No, thank you.Copy !req
272. Then their senior zombie said,
"While it may not be right for all zombies,Copy !req
273. I eat yogurt every day, and it makes me feel healthier.Copy !req
274. Changing your thinking may let you
lead a happy zombie life. Good luck."Copy !req
275. And then their senior zombie went off.Copy !req
276. At first glance, it may seem like zombies are expressionless,Copy !req
277. but it's also been discovered that they can express their emotions.Copy !req
278. Joy.Copy !req
279. Anger.Copy !req
280. Sadness.Copy !req
281. Zombies have a wealth of expressions like these.Copy !req
282. Dandy and the others started eating yogurt, like their senior told them to.Copy !req
283. And when they did...Copy !req
284. they started to feel just a little bit healthier.Copy !req
285. What's so good about yogurt?Copy !req
286. That's right. Lactic acid bacteria.Copy !req
287. We aren't rotting.Copy !req
288. We aren't rotting.Copy !req
289. We're fermenting!Copy !req
290. We're fermenting!Copy !req
291. By thinking of themselves as
"fermenting" rather than "rotting,"Copy !req
292. our half-rotting heroes were able to be more positive too.Copy !req
293. Then Dandy thought,Copy !req
294. "There's not that big a difference
between being dead and being alive."Copy !req
295. However, there was a big problem with their zombie life,Copy !req
296. and that was that their movements were extremely slow.Copy !req
297. Even if they found a new species of alien, they were unable to capture it.Copy !req
298. Dandy and the others, who made their living as alien hunters, could not make any money at all.Copy !req
299. Even though they had become zombies,Copy !req
300. they still needed money for fuel, lighting, and going to Boobies.Copy !req
301. Not being able to go to Boobies was the same as being dead to Dandy.Copy !req
302. I'd rather be dead.Copy !req
303. I'd rather be dead.Copy !req
304. You're already dead. You're a zombie.Copy !req
305. You're already dead. You're a zombie.Copy !req
306. That's right!Copy !req
307. That's right!Copy !req
308. I'm dead, baby!Copy !req
309. I'm dead, baby!Copy !req
310. But then, at that moment, Dandy remembered.Copy !req
311. Some time ago, he bought a life insurance policy from an agent with a nice body.Copy !req
312. Huh? Whose death are you reporting?Copy !req
313. Whose?Copy !req
314. But you're alive, aren't you?Copy !req
315. It took a long time for Dandy to prove that he was dead.Copy !req
316. Dandy and the others made a nuisance of
themselves by frequenting the ward officeCopy !req
317. and were somehow able to get a death certificate.Copy !req
318. Thus, Dandy got the payout from his life insurance policy.Copy !req
319. They ate lactic acid bacteriaCopy !req
320. and sunbathed occasionally to keep themselves from rotting.Copy !req
321. They brushed their teeth,Copy !req
322. checked their rate of hair loss,Copy !req
323. and regularly went to Boobies.Copy !req
324. Dandy! Long time no see!Copy !req
325. You weren't coming by at all, so there were rumors going around that you had died.Copy !req
326. You look a little pale.Copy !req
327. Oh well.Copy !req
328. Fortunately, this was space.Copy !req
329. Even though they were zombies,
they were not discriminated against.Copy !req
330. Thanks for waiting!Copy !req
331. Cheers!Copy !req
332. They were able to live peaceful zombie lives.Copy !req
333. From this comes the expression,Copy !req
334. "In space, no one can hear your pulse."Copy !req
335. Let's shift gears and check in on Dr. Gel and the mercenaries who also turned into zombies at the hospital.Copy !req
336. Do you know how much the Gogol Empire spent on this operation?Copy !req
337. How do you plan on taking responsibility for this?Copy !req
338. Quit your uh-ing and ah-ing!Copy !req
339. I've had it with you fools!Copy !req
340. After incurring the wrath of Admiral Perry,
they were lost in space.Copy !req
341. Let's shift gears again and take a look at what happened to some others from the hospital who became zombies.Copy !req
342. This fellow met a girl who had also become a zombie at the hospital, and they are now living together.Copy !req
343. Huh? Where do we go on dates?Copy !req
344. Huh? Where do we go on dates?Copy !req
345. I think we go to the mall a lot.Copy !req
346. I think we go to the mall a lot.Copy !req
347. For some reason, we have the inexplicable urge to go to the mall.Copy !req
348. For some reason, we have the inexplicable urge to go to the mall.Copy !req
349. However, a dark shadow is creeping on their zombie life.Copy !req
350. They are known as "zombie hunters."Copy !req
351. They are skilled snipers hired by life insurance companies.Copy !req
352. They find zombies living on their own insurance money and shoot them through the headCopy !req
353. to make sure they really die.Copy !req
354. Of course, it's not illegal to kill someone who's already dead.Copy !req
355. Dandy was no exception.Copy !req
356. He was also being targeted by zombie hunters.Copy !req
357. One adult ticket, please.Copy !req
358. Since the zombie hunters and the people at the insurance agencies who employed them had also become zombies,Copy !req
359. zombies were able to live peacefully once again.Copy !req
360. Eventually, everyone in the universe turned into zombies at an astonishingly fast pace.Copy !req
361. In this day and age, even robots can turn into zombies.Copy !req
362. The day has finally come when every living thing has become a zombie.Copy !req
363. No more species, no more sickness, no more discrimination.Copy !req
364. Everyone has become equal as zombies,Copy !req
365. and since then, the universe has become... one...Copy !req
366. To Be ContinuedCopy !req
367. To Be ContinuedCopy !req
368. Hey, EverettCopy !req
369. What am I in your world?Copy !req
370. Let me take a lookCopy !req
371. Hey, EverettCopy !req
372. According to you, there are lots of different worldsCopy !req
373. I'm not sure I understandCopy !req
374. "Hi, Dandy"Copy !req
375. "Hello"Copy !req
376. "How are you doing?"Copy !req
377. Hey, Ph.D.Copy !req
378. Your alternate worlds will always overlap and never interfereCopy !req
379. That blows my mindCopy !req
380. Things get harder when they coolCopy !req
381. Things melt when they're heatedCopy !req
382. This world is so full of rules that it's going to drive me crazyCopy !req
383. One dimension, two dimensions, three dimensionsCopy !req
384. A supernova is spreading from west to eastCopy !req
385. Easy game, easy gameCopy !req
386. Too easy gameCopy !req
387. The way there is fine, but what about coming back?Copy !req
388. A dream of a never-ending dreamCopy !req
389. A wonderful, milky kissCopy !req
390. Will this universe expand forever?Copy !req
391. Next time, on Space Dandy...Copy !req
392. We'll be bringing you a heartwarming story.Copy !req
393. Heartwarming?Copy !req
394. You mean like getting treated for heartworm?Copy !req
395. I don't think that's it.Copy !req
396. Next time: "A Merry Companion is a Wagon in Space, Baby."Copy !req
397. Next time:
"A Merry Companion is a Wagon in Space, Baby"Copy !req
398. Next time:
"A Merry Companion is a Wagon in Space, Baby"Copy !req
399. See you then!Copy !req