1. Space Dandy is a dandy guy in space.Copy !req
2. He sails the galactic seas hunting aliens.Copy !req
3. In search of fresh alien prey,Copy !req
4. he lives a life of adventure that includes forays into unexplored planets.Copy !req
5. This is the majestic tale of that
alien hunter and others like him.Copy !req
6. These days, I don't know where I've come fromCopy !req
7. These days, I don't know where I've come fromCopy !req
8. These days, I don't know where I've come fromCopy !req
9. These days, I don't know where I've come fromCopy !req
10. These days, I don't know where I've come fromCopy !req
11. These days, I don't know where I've come fromCopy !req
12. These days, I don't know where I've come fromCopy !req
13. These days, I don't know where I've come fromCopy !req
14. I've forgotten the ways of love 'cause it's been a whileCopy !req
15. I've forgotten the ways of love 'cause it's been a whileCopy !req
16. I've forgotten the ways of love 'cause it's been a whileCopy !req
17. I've forgotten the ways of love 'cause it's been a whileCopy !req
18. I've forgotten the ways of love 'cause it's been a whileCopy !req
19. I've forgotten the ways of love 'cause it's been a whileCopy !req
20. I've forgotten the ways of love 'cause it's been a whileCopy !req
21. I've forgotten the ways of love 'cause it's been a whileCopy !req
22. For us, life is five minutes' introspectionCopy !req
23. For us, life is five minutes' introspectionCopy !req
24. For us, life is five minutes' introspectionCopy !req
25. For us, life is five minutes' introspectionCopy !req
26. For us, life is five minutes' introspectionCopy !req
27. For us, life is five minutes' introspectionCopy !req
28. For us, life is five minutes' introspectionCopy !req
29. For us, life is five minutes' introspectionCopy !req
30. You're real pushy, but when your jewel is taken awayCopy !req
31. You're real pushy, but when your jewel is taken awayCopy !req
32. You're real pushy, but when your jewel is taken awayCopy !req
33. You're real pushy, but when your jewel is taken awayCopy !req
34. You're real pushy, but when your jewel is taken awayCopy !req
35. You're real pushy, but when your jewel is taken awayCopy !req
36. You're real pushy, but when your jewel is taken awayCopy !req
37. You're real pushy, but when your jewel is taken awayCopy !req
38. Your beauty is touched by sadnessCopy !req
39. Your beauty is touched by sadnessCopy !req
40. Your beauty is touched by sadnessCopy !req
41. Your beauty is touched by sadnessCopy !req
42. Your beauty is touched by sadnessCopy !req
43. Your beauty is touched by sadnessCopy !req
44. Your beauty is touched by sadnessCopy !req
45. Your beauty is touched by sadnessCopy !req
46. Sometimes we send tears flying with a wild sha-la-lu-laCopy !req
47. Sometimes we send tears flying with a wild sha-la-lu-laCopy !req
48. Sometimes we send tears flying with a wild sha-la-lu-laCopy !req
49. Sometimes we send tears flying with a wild sha-la-lu-laCopy !req
50. Sometimes we send tears flying with a wild sha-la-lu-laCopy !req
51. Sometimes we send tears flying with a wild sha-la-lu-laCopy !req
52. Sometimes we send tears flying with a wild sha-la-lu-laCopy !req
53. Sometimes we send tears flying with a wild sha-la-lu-laCopy !req
54. Then we look at the shooting stars, it's simpleCopy !req
55. Then we look at the shooting stars, it's simpleCopy !req
56. Then we look at the shooting stars, it's simpleCopy !req
57. Then we look at the shooting stars, it's simpleCopy !req
58. Then we look at the shooting stars, it's simpleCopy !req
59. Then we look at the shooting stars, it's simpleCopy !req
60. Then we look at the shooting stars, it's simpleCopy !req
61. Then we look at the shooting stars, it's simpleCopy !req
62. We're all humanCopy !req
63. We're all humanCopy !req
64. We're all humanCopy !req
65. We're all humanCopy !req
66. We're all humanCopy !req
67. We're all humanCopy !req
68. We're all humanCopy !req
69. We're all humanCopy !req
70. Viva tears, just shed them, babyCopy !req
71. Viva tears, just shed them, babyCopy !req
72. Viva tears, just shed them, babyCopy !req
73. Viva tears, just shed them, babyCopy !req
74. Viva tears, just shed them, babyCopy !req
75. Viva tears, just shed them, babyCopy !req
76. Viva tears, just shed them, babyCopy !req
77. Viva tears, just shed them, babyCopy !req
78. They're not wastedCopy !req
79. They're not wastedCopy !req
80. They're not wastedCopy !req
81. They're not wastedCopy !req
82. They're not wastedCopy !req
83. They're not wastedCopy !req
84. They're not wastedCopy !req
85. They're not wastedCopy !req
86. Can't stop, I love you like thisCopy !req
87. Can't stop, I love you like thisCopy !req
88. Can't stop, I love you like thisCopy !req
89. Can't stop, I love you like thisCopy !req
90. Can't stop, I love you like thisCopy !req
91. Can't stop, I love you like thisCopy !req
92. Can't stop, I love you like thisCopy !req
93. Can't stop, I love you like thisCopy !req
94. Those tears, tears, yeahCopy !req
95. Those tears, tears, yeahCopy !req
96. Those tears, tears, yeahCopy !req
97. Those tears, tears, yeahCopy !req
98. Those tears, tears, yeahCopy !req
99. Those tears, tears, yeahCopy !req
100. Those tears, tears, yeahCopy !req
101. Those tears, tears, yeahCopy !req
102. Can you give those tears to me?Copy !req
103. Can you give those tears to me?Copy !req
104. Can you give those tears to me?Copy !req
105. Can you give those tears to me?Copy !req
106. Can you give those tears to me?Copy !req
107. Can you give those tears to me?Copy !req
108. Can you give those tears to me?Copy !req
109. Can you give those tears to me?Copy !req
110. When you fall, get right back up againCopy !req
111. When you fall, get right back up againCopy !req
112. When you fall, get right back up againCopy !req
113. When you fall, get right back up againCopy !req
114. When you fall, get right back up againCopy !req
115. When you fall, get right back up againCopy !req
116. When you fall, get right back up againCopy !req
117. When you fall, get right back up againCopy !req
118. Let's go together! Tell me "This is great" againCopy !req
119. Let's go together! Tell me "This is great" againCopy !req
120. Let's go together! Tell me "This is great" againCopy !req
121. Let's go together! Tell me "This is great" againCopy !req
122. Let's go together! Tell me "This is great" againCopy !req
123. Let's go together! Tell me "This is great" againCopy !req
124. Let's go together! Tell me "This is great" againCopy !req
125. Let's go together! Tell me "This is great" againCopy !req
126. Tears, tears, goodbye!Copy !req
127. Tears, tears, goodbye!Copy !req
128. Tears, tears, goodbye!Copy !req
129. Tears, tears, goodbye!Copy !req
130. Tears, tears, goodbye!Copy !req
131. Tears, tears, goodbye!Copy !req
132. Tears, tears, goodbye!Copy !req
133. Tears, tears, goodbye!Copy !req
134. No way.Copy !req
135. You really came.Copy !req
136. Yeah, I came yesterday, but I came today too!Copy !req
137. And I'm sure I'll come tomorrow too!Copy !req
138. You're so dreamy!Copy !req
139. Welcome, Master Prince!Copy !req
140. Hello, everyone. How are you doing?Copy !req
141. Who the hell is this clown?Copy !req
142. You don't know? That's the ace space racer, Prince.Copy !req
143. They call him the Sonic Speed Stud.Copy !req
144. He's won all the Grand Prix races so far this year and shows no signs of stopping!Copy !req
145. I've decided!Copy !req
146. I'll become a racer too!Copy !req
147. Huh?Copy !req
148. The next race is coming up soon, right?Copy !req
149. I'm going to enter it.Copy !req
150. Um...Copy !req
151. It's not that easy to enter a race, you know.Copy !req
152. When I was still a street racer,
I often tackled the toughest courses.Copy !req
153. I would literally slice through the competition.Copy !req
154. They called me the Lightspeed Jackknife.Copy !req
155. This is the first time I've heard any of this.Copy !req
156. I thought you said you were a surfer or something.Copy !req
157. A Race in Space is Dangerous, BabyCopy !req
158. A Race in Space is Dangerous, BabyCopy !req
159. Hello, hello! Greetings to everyone across the universe!Copy !req
160. The 82,342nd Magellanic Clouds Grand Prix is about to begin!Copy !req
161. Let's take a look at the course.Copy !req
162. This course requires racers to pass through nine gates scattered across space,Copy !req
163. aiming for the finish line past the last gate!Copy !req
164. As long as the entrants pass through each and every gate, anything goes!Copy !req
165. If they can't get through, they're out!Copy !req
166. In addition, warps and warp-like technologies are not allowed!Copy !req
167. Everything else is A-okay, from contact to combat!Copy !req
168. It's a completely crazy death race!Copy !req
169. Now, let's introduce the key racers for today!Copy !req
170. The dauntless speed demon, the Masked Racer!Copy !req
171. The savage monster duo, the Twins!Copy !req
172. The comet-sent child, Crusher Girl!Copy !req
173. Triks eh't rednu zi terkes eh't.Copy !req
174. Whoa!Copy !req
175. Don't worry, good boys and girls!
These are just fighting poses, okay?Copy !req
176. And finally, in the pole position,
the man you've all been waiting for:Copy !req
177. Prince!Copy !req
178. Prince, is there anything you'd like to say right now?Copy !req
179. I'm just here to have fun.Copy !req
180. I don't care about winning or losing.Copy !req
181. What an arrogant bastard.Copy !req
182. Oh?Copy !req
183. Huh?Copy !req
184. You're entering too? With that beat-up old machine?Copy !req
185. Huh? You got a problem with that?Copy !req
186. I can take you in two seconds, y'know. Two seconds!Copy !req
187. Wait, there's no way the race will be over in two seconds.Copy !req
188. What's this?Copy !req
189. Yes?Copy !req
190. Master Prince, I haven't seen a robot this old in quite a while.Copy !req
191. Maybe not since your grandmother's time.Copy !req
192. Huh?Copy !req
193. What's going on, Master Prince?Copy !req
194. Oh, that guy's got a rat?Copy !req
195. How lame.Copy !req
196. I'll sue you, you bastard!Copy !req
197. That's alien discrimination!Copy !req
198. Why don't you go and shove your face in
some canned food, you dirty cat bastard?Copy !req
199. Oh my! It looks like CCH is all here today!Copy !req
200. The cool genius driver, Prince!Copy !req
201. The clever alien lawyer, Squeak!Copy !req
202. And the high-spec robot, Zed!Copy !req
203. Together, they are CCH!Copy !req
204. They're the polar opposite of the other trio, BBP!Copy !req
205. Blockhead,Copy !req
206. Bonehead,Copy !req
207. and Pinhead!Copy !req
208. Together, they're BBP!Copy !req
209. Shut up!Copy !req
210. Bea, what in the world are you doing?Copy !req
211. Oh, Doctor.Copy !req
212. I've been searching desperately for Dandy day and night.Copy !req
213. How can you be so relaxed?Copy !req
214. Hey, stop eating that.Copy !req
215. You're not going to be able to find that man by just—Copy !req
216. Oh!Copy !req
217. I found him, Doctor.Copy !req
218. And now, the moment you've all been waiting for...Copy !req
219. The Magellanic Clouds Grand Prix is about to start!Copy !req
220. 5Copy !req
221. 4Copy !req
222. 3Copy !req
223. 2Copy !req
224. 1Copy !req
225. Go!Copy !req
226. Wow, Prince shoots right to the front of the pack!Copy !req
227. That's some serious speed!Copy !req
228. I have no choice. I'll have to use my last resort.Copy !req
229. What? But the race just started!Copy !req
230. Let's go!Copy !req
231. All right!Copy !req
232. Harnessing the speed of others...Copy !req
233. That's what Slipstream Running is about, baby.Copy !req
234. That's kind of cheating, isn't it?Copy !req
235. Is it?Copy !req
236. Tah'w? Woh?Copy !req
237. Trevrep gib uoy! K'cid nettor!Copy !req
238. Hurry, Bea!Copy !req
239. We can't let Dandy get away, no matter what!Copy !req
240. Roger!Copy !req
241. Now, who will be the first to tackle the asteroid field to reach the first gate?Copy !req
242. As expected, it's Prince!Copy !req
243. There it is!Copy !req
244. It's his famous cardioid maneuver!Copy !req
245. Fantastic!Copy !req
246. Super cool!Copy !req
247. And the next racer approaching the gate is...Copy !req
248. Unbelievable!Copy !req
249. It's the Little Aloha's Dandy!Copy !req
250. I don't know what he's doing, but he's spinning!Copy !req
251. It looks like we may have an underdog on our hands here!Copy !req
252. U-Using the blast from the missile to speed up—Copy !req
253. This is another one of my secret attacks,
"Moonsault Scrambled Life Intersection"!Copy !req
254. That doesn't even mean anything!Copy !req
255. Oh no! The Little Aloha has gone off course!Copy !req
256. I didn't think he'd follow me this far.Copy !req
257. It's just beginner's luck. You need not worry about him.Copy !req
258. No...Copy !req
259. Huh?Copy !req
260. His name is Dandy, right?Copy !req
261. I wouldn't mind if he gave me a bit of a challenge.Copy !req
262. S P A C ECopy !req
263. D A N D YCopy !req
264. Space DandyCopy !req
265. Space DandyCopy !req
266. And now, approaching the second gate is...Copy !req
267. It's Prince once again!Copy !req
268. Using his legendary four-wheel drift, he quickly clears the second gate!Copy !req
269. Following right behind him is...Copy !req
270. The Giant Turtle!Copy !req
271. But if they can't get through the gate,
they'll be disqualified.Copy !req
272. Oh, I see.Copy !req
273. However, the other racers can't get through!Copy !req
274. We're way behind, aren't we?Copy !req
275. What? We caught up?Copy !req
276. All right!Copy !req
277. Now for my last resort!Copy !req
278. I thought we used it already.Copy !req
279. Using the blasts of others to gain speed...Copy !req
280. I call it "Flying Bomber Rumba"!Copy !req
281. Aren't we... just being... blown away?Copy !req
282. The third gate is the rotating type!Copy !req
283. If you don't match your speed, you'll be disqualified.Copy !req
284. And already, Prince has made it through!Copy !req
285. But up ahead is a handicap just for the leader!Copy !req
286. Prince!Copy !req
287. This is our planet. Don't just race through here!Copy !req
288. This is our planet. Don't just race through here!Copy !req
289. I see.Copy !req
290. If they don't give me a handicap, I'll win too easily.Copy !req
291. Oh, here's comes the Masked Racer in second place.Copy !req
292. He's accelerating fast!Copy !req
293. However...Copy !req
294. Oh no!Copy !req
295. The Masked Racer has been disqualified!Copy !req
296. Now, who will be the next to attempt the gate?Copy !req
297. Where are you, Dandy?Copy !req
298. Today of all days, huh?Copy !req
299. Wait, I'm not participating in the race!Copy !req
300. And now the Twins have cleared the third gate!Copy !req
301. We are finally approaching the middle of the race!Copy !req
302. The sixth gate of everlasting summer is right before our eyes!Copy !req
303. Is Prince still in the lead?Copy !req
304. What?Copy !req
305. Yee-haw!Copy !req
306. How undignified!Copy !req
307. Hi, Dandy!Copy !req
308. Huh? Honey?Copy !req
309. I entered the race too!Copy !req
310. Huh?Copy !req
311. What, you wanna bring it?Copy !req
312. What the...Copy !req
313. And now we've come to the survival phase of the race!Copy !req
314. Hey, Dandy!Copy !req
315. It's all right if I call you Dandy, isn't it?Copy !req
316. Absolutely not.Copy !req
317. Did you know?Copy !req
318. I've never lost in my life.Copy !req
319. If I go all-out, it'll be over for you in a second.Copy !req
320. I won't make fun of you.Copy !req
321. Not more than this, anyway.Copy !req
322. Hey, Prince.Copy !req
323. Eat shit, you cocky bastard!Copy !req
324. Prince, look out!Copy !req
325. What is this mess?Copy !req
326. What's wrong, Prince? Please calm down.Copy !req
327. Don't fret over that biologically inferior simpleton.Copy !req
328. Dandy! How dare you treat me so
rudely and then take me for a fool!Copy !req
329. A being like you has no place in this universe!Copy !req
330. It's just about time for a pit stop!Copy !req
331. The time it takes to refuel can greatly affect the racer's performance.Copy !req
332. I see. Prince is agitated.Copy !req
333. Well then, I will prepare it just in case.Copy !req
334. Looks like the first one into the pit is the dark horse of the race—Copy !req
335. Dandy and his Little Aloha!Copy !req
336. Um, let's see...Copy !req
337. Um...Copy !req
338. Hurry it up!Copy !req
339. Please don't rush me!Copy !req
340. What the...Copy !req
341. C'mon, what are you doing?Copy !req
342. P-Please, give me a second!Copy !req
343. Um...Copy !req
344. The next racers are coming in!Copy !req
345. But who'll be the first to leave the pit?Copy !req
346. Damn it. Meow!Copy !req
347. He's here, he's here, he's here! It's Prince!Copy !req
348. This is important. We're counting on you to get it right.Copy !req
349. Whoa, that was fast!Copy !req
350. Such speed!Copy !req
351. Prince comes back from behind!Copy !req
352. Will Prince be the winner after all?Copy !req
353. Damn cat!Copy !req
354. KillCopy !req
355. KillCopy !req
356. KillCopy !req
357. KillCopy !req
358. I'm doing the best I can!Copy !req
359. I just have to... fill up... the tank, right?Copy !req
360. They're returning to the race one after another, but...Copy !req
361. Oh, there's Dandy! He's dead last!Copy !req
362. Damn it! I'll have to use my last resort!Copy !req
363. Again?Copy !req
364. I'll fire all the bombs that were reloaded and use the blast to speed up!Copy !req
365. What? But if you do that, we might be blown into pieces!Copy !req
366. Idiot.Copy !req
367. Sometimes...Copy !req
368. a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do,Copy !req
369. even if it means he'll be blown to pieces.Copy !req
370. Dandy...Copy !req
371. Now's not the time, though.Copy !req
372. Wait, what?Copy !req
373. I accidentally pushed it.Copy !req
374. Oh my, what's that?Copy !req
375. Niaga meh't?Copy !req
376. What?Copy !req
377. Those guys are crazy!Copy !req
378. Hello, hello! We're finally in front of the last gate.Copy !req
379. And Prince is through first!Copy !req
380. Followed by Dandy!Copy !req
381. And... the Boobmobile is through too!Copy !req
382. And... what? Who's that?Copy !req
383. A gorilla? There's a gorilla in the race?Copy !req
384. Oh, the gorilla has passed the Boobmobile!Copy !req
385. Hurry! We need to catch up to Dandy!Copy !req
386. Activating hyperdimensional turbo!Copy !req
387. All right, we passed Dandy!Copy !req
388. Um, were we supposed to pass him?Copy !req
389. Is it impossible for us to beat Prince after all?Copy !req
390. Get rid of the luggage!Copy !req
391. Huh?Copy !req
392. We need to be as light as possible!Copy !req
393. That's so mean!Copy !req
394. It can't be!Copy !req
395. I'm going ahead!Copy !req
396. Dandy... You're the first person to make me go all-out like this!Copy !req
397. Wait, that's...Copy !req
398. It seems like our two leaders are in a bit of a dead heat.Copy !req
399. Who will win?Copy !req
400. Amazing! What incredible speed!Copy !req
401. What is this feeling?Copy !req
402. Unbelievable!Copy !req
403. They've exceeded the sixth space velocity!Copy !req
404. This feeling...Copy !req
405. It can't be...Copy !req
406. No, maybe it is... Maybe this is...Copy !req
407. Love.Copy !req
408. In that moment, something magical happened.Copy !req
409. Dandy plowed into him from behind at the seventh space velocity.Copy !req
410. The bomb that had been planted...Copy !req
411. The fluctuating electric charge...Copy !req
412. The magnetic flux density...Copy !req
413. The metric slug...Copy !req
414. The unknown fuel...Copy !req
415. All of those things miraculously combined by chance,Copy !req
416. and then, the steamed dumpling burst open!Copy !req
417. Dandy... He's not here...Copy !req
418. No, Dandy is here.Copy !req
419. He is in a space faster than thought—Copy !req
420. a domain we cannot even begin to comprehend.Copy !req
421. He went faster than light and fell out of time.Copy !req
422. Eventually, he arrived in the far distant future.Copy !req
423. And on a world 5.67 billion years in the future, he saw something.Copy !req
424. It was...Copy !req
425. Dandy...Copy !req
426. Hey, EverettCopy !req
427. What am I in your world?Copy !req
428. Let me take a lookCopy !req
429. Hey, EverettCopy !req
430. According to you, there are lots of different worldsCopy !req
431. I'm not sure I understandCopy !req
432. "Hi, Dandy"Copy !req
433. "Hello"Copy !req
434. "How are you doing?"Copy !req
435. Hey, Ph.D.Copy !req
436. Your alternate worlds will always overlap and never interfereCopy !req
437. That blows my mindCopy !req
438. Things get harder when they coolCopy !req
439. Things melt when they're heatedCopy !req
440. This world is so full of rules that it's going to drive me crazyCopy !req
441. One dimension, two dimensions, three dimensionsCopy !req
442. A supernova is spreading from west to eastCopy !req
443. Easy game, easy gameCopy !req
444. Too easy gameCopy !req
445. The way there is fine, but what about coming back?Copy !req
446. A dream of a never-ending dreamCopy !req
447. A wonderful, milky kissCopy !req
448. Will this universe expand forever?Copy !req
449. Next time's Space Dandy will be brought to you by a cat who won't bathe,Copy !req
450. a hyperactive robot, fleas, and a dog.Copy !req
451. An unexpectedly sad story,Copy !req
452. "The Lonely Pooch Planet, Baby."Copy !req
453. Next time:
"The Lonely Pooch Planet, Baby"Copy !req
454. Next time:
"The Lonely Pooch Planet, Baby"Copy !req
455. See you then!Copy !req