1. Space Dandy is a dandy guy in space.Copy !req
2. He sails the galactic seas hunting aliens.Copy !req
3. In search of fresh alien prey,Copy !req
4. he lives a life of adventure that includes forays into unexplored planets.Copy !req
5. This is the majestic tale of that
alien hunter and others like him.Copy !req
6. These days, I don't know where I've come fromCopy !req
7. These days, I don't know where I've come fromCopy !req
8. These days, I don't know where I've come fromCopy !req
9. These days, I don't know where I've come fromCopy !req
10. These days, I don't know where I've come fromCopy !req
11. These days, I don't know where I've come fromCopy !req
12. These days, I don't know where I've come fromCopy !req
13. These days, I don't know where I've come fromCopy !req
14. I've forgotten the ways of love 'cause it's been a whileCopy !req
15. I've forgotten the ways of love 'cause it's been a whileCopy !req
16. I've forgotten the ways of love 'cause it's been a whileCopy !req
17. I've forgotten the ways of love 'cause it's been a whileCopy !req
18. I've forgotten the ways of love 'cause it's been a whileCopy !req
19. I've forgotten the ways of love 'cause it's been a whileCopy !req
20. I've forgotten the ways of love 'cause it's been a whileCopy !req
21. I've forgotten the ways of love 'cause it's been a whileCopy !req
22. For us, life is five minutes' introspectionCopy !req
23. For us, life is five minutes' introspectionCopy !req
24. For us, life is five minutes' introspectionCopy !req
25. For us, life is five minutes' introspectionCopy !req
26. For us, life is five minutes' introspectionCopy !req
27. For us, life is five minutes' introspectionCopy !req
28. For us, life is five minutes' introspectionCopy !req
29. For us, life is five minutes' introspectionCopy !req
30. You're real pushy, but when your jewel is taken awayCopy !req
31. You're real pushy, but when your jewel is taken awayCopy !req
32. You're real pushy, but when your jewel is taken awayCopy !req
33. You're real pushy, but when your jewel is taken awayCopy !req
34. You're real pushy, but when your jewel is taken awayCopy !req
35. You're real pushy, but when your jewel is taken awayCopy !req
36. You're real pushy, but when your jewel is taken awayCopy !req
37. You're real pushy, but when your jewel is taken awayCopy !req
38. Your beauty is touched by sadnessCopy !req
39. Your beauty is touched by sadnessCopy !req
40. Your beauty is touched by sadnessCopy !req
41. Your beauty is touched by sadnessCopy !req
42. Your beauty is touched by sadnessCopy !req
43. Your beauty is touched by sadnessCopy !req
44. Your beauty is touched by sadnessCopy !req
45. Your beauty is touched by sadnessCopy !req
46. Sometimes we send tears flying with a wild sha-la-lu-laCopy !req
47. Sometimes we send tears flying with a wild sha-la-lu-laCopy !req
48. Sometimes we send tears flying with a wild sha-la-lu-laCopy !req
49. Sometimes we send tears flying with a wild sha-la-lu-laCopy !req
50. Sometimes we send tears flying with a wild sha-la-lu-laCopy !req
51. Sometimes we send tears flying with a wild sha-la-lu-laCopy !req
52. Sometimes we send tears flying with a wild sha-la-lu-laCopy !req
53. Sometimes we send tears flying with a wild sha-la-lu-laCopy !req
54. Then we look at the shooting stars, it's simpleCopy !req
55. Then we look at the shooting stars, it's simpleCopy !req
56. Then we look at the shooting stars, it's simpleCopy !req
57. Then we look at the shooting stars, it's simpleCopy !req
58. Then we look at the shooting stars, it's simpleCopy !req
59. Then we look at the shooting stars, it's simpleCopy !req
60. Then we look at the shooting stars, it's simpleCopy !req
61. Then we look at the shooting stars, it's simpleCopy !req
62. We're all humanCopy !req
63. We're all humanCopy !req
64. We're all humanCopy !req
65. We're all humanCopy !req
66. We're all humanCopy !req
67. We're all humanCopy !req
68. We're all humanCopy !req
69. We're all humanCopy !req
70. Viva tears, just shed them, babyCopy !req
71. Viva tears, just shed them, babyCopy !req
72. Viva tears, just shed them, babyCopy !req
73. Viva tears, just shed them, babyCopy !req
74. Viva tears, just shed them, babyCopy !req
75. Viva tears, just shed them, babyCopy !req
76. Viva tears, just shed them, babyCopy !req
77. Viva tears, just shed them, babyCopy !req
78. They're not wastedCopy !req
79. They're not wastedCopy !req
80. They're not wastedCopy !req
81. They're not wastedCopy !req
82. They're not wastedCopy !req
83. They're not wastedCopy !req
84. They're not wastedCopy !req
85. They're not wastedCopy !req
86. Can't stop, I love you like thisCopy !req
87. Can't stop, I love you like thisCopy !req
88. Can't stop, I love you like thisCopy !req
89. Can't stop, I love you like thisCopy !req
90. Can't stop, I love you like thisCopy !req
91. Can't stop, I love you like thisCopy !req
92. Can't stop, I love you like thisCopy !req
93. Can't stop, I love you like thisCopy !req
94. Those tears, tears, yeahCopy !req
95. Those tears, tears, yeahCopy !req
96. Those tears, tears, yeahCopy !req
97. Those tears, tears, yeahCopy !req
98. Those tears, tears, yeahCopy !req
99. Those tears, tears, yeahCopy !req
100. Those tears, tears, yeahCopy !req
101. Those tears, tears, yeahCopy !req
102. Can you give those tears to me?Copy !req
103. Can you give those tears to me?Copy !req
104. Can you give those tears to me?Copy !req
105. Can you give those tears to me?Copy !req
106. Can you give those tears to me?Copy !req
107. Can you give those tears to me?Copy !req
108. Can you give those tears to me?Copy !req
109. Can you give those tears to me?Copy !req
110. When you fall, get right back up againCopy !req
111. When you fall, get right back up againCopy !req
112. When you fall, get right back up againCopy !req
113. When you fall, get right back up againCopy !req
114. When you fall, get right back up againCopy !req
115. When you fall, get right back up againCopy !req
116. When you fall, get right back up againCopy !req
117. When you fall, get right back up againCopy !req
118. Let's go together! Tell me "This is great" againCopy !req
119. Let's go together! Tell me "This is great" againCopy !req
120. Let's go together! Tell me "This is great" againCopy !req
121. Let's go together! Tell me "This is great" againCopy !req
122. Let's go together! Tell me "This is great" againCopy !req
123. Let's go together! Tell me "This is great" againCopy !req
124. Let's go together! Tell me "This is great" againCopy !req
125. Let's go together! Tell me "This is great" againCopy !req
126. Tears, tears, goodbye!Copy !req
127. Tears, tears, goodbye!Copy !req
128. Tears, tears, goodbye!Copy !req
129. Tears, tears, goodbye!Copy !req
130. Tears, tears, goodbye!Copy !req
131. Tears, tears, goodbye!Copy !req
132. Tears, tears, goodbye!Copy !req
133. Tears, tears, goodbye!Copy !req
134. Hey, Dandy, you're in the way.Copy !req
135. Go be a pain elsewhere. It's fine in here.Copy !req
136. Haven't you seen how dirty this place is?Copy !req
137. Go clean your own room or something.Copy !req
138. I already have 12 times since this morning.Copy !req
139. Well, how about Meow's room?Copy !req
140. I can't even see the floor in there anymore, so it is impossible to clean it.Copy !req
141. What's the use?Copy !req
142. Oh, these are in the way too.Copy !req
143. Now that you mention it, those surfboards have just been sitting there forever.Copy !req
144. I've never actually seen you use them.Copy !req
145. Perhaps he is what surfers call a "hodad."Copy !req
146. Oh, you mean someone who has a board to look cool but never actually surfs?Copy !req
147. You dumb-ass!Copy !req
148. You see, I make it a rule not to surf the little waves.Copy !req
149. The gnarly big wave—Copy !req
150. that's the only thing that sets my heart aflutter.Copy !req
151. However, sometimes even my rusty old heart bleeds for a Wednesday.Copy !req
152. Um, did something happen?Copy !req
153. A painful memory with an old girlfriend, or something?Copy !req
154. No, nothing really.Copy !req
155. Huh?Copy !req
156. But you just said something about your heart.Copy !req
157. I was just trying it out.Copy !req
158. That's all?Copy !req
159. He sure is one hell of a poser.Copy !req
160. We have arrived at our destination.Copy !req
161. Planet Eden.Copy !req
162. As the name suggests, it was once a beautiful world,
but that was ten thousand years ago.Copy !req
163. Currently, the planet proper has been destroyed, and only its moon remains.Copy !req
164. Apparently, there is unconfirmed data from an unknown source that says that there are unregistered aliens here.Copy !req
165. Is there anything that is known?Copy !req
166. Over there! What is that?Copy !req
167. What is this?Copy !req
168. I forgot to mention that there are gigantic geysers.Copy !req
169. Gaseous matter erupts from the moon's surface at irregular intervals—Copy !req
170. Why didn't you mention it earlier?Copy !req
171. Uh-oh, unidentified flying object approaching.Copy !req
172. What is it this time?Copy !req
173. I also forgot to mention that the inhabitants have been at war for ten thousand years,Copy !req
174. and there are no-fly zones—Copy !req
175. Is your memory unit malfunctioning?Copy !req
176. Who would actually live in a place like this?Copy !req
177. The ship is pretty beat up.Copy !req
178. It looks like it's going to take some time to repair it.Copy !req
179. Well, considering how difficult it is to even land here, there's definitely gotta be some rare aliens around, baby.Copy !req
180. Let's roll!Copy !req
181. Alien hunting!Copy !req
182. Come back soon.Copy !req
183. You dumb-ass! You're coming too!Copy !req
184. The War of the Undies and Vests, BabyCopy !req
185. The War of the Undies and Vests, BabyCopy !req
186. Must be imagining things.Copy !req
187. Checking in on a mysterious planet.Copy !req
188. No service. Figures.Copy !req
189. I wonder where those two are off goofing around.Copy !req
190. Hey, cut it out! I'm a guy! A guy!Copy !req
191. Leave my dandy ding-a-ling alone!Copy !req
192. Knock it off, would you?Copy !req
193. Wh-Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!Copy !req
194. H-Help me!Copy !req
195. since you are wear undies, I not have to kill you.Copy !req
196. You wear undies. That mean I can trust you.Copy !req
197. But doesn't everyone wears undies?Copy !req
198. That is not truth!Copy !req
199. That other lowdown bunch not wear undies but instead turn up wear ridiculous "vest" clothing!Copy !req
200. They wear tops, but not hide hind end at all!
Such completely scandalous bunch!Copy !req
201. You are one who wears just vest and not put on undies!Copy !req
202. That mean I can trust you.Copy !req
203. Vest?Copy !req
204. Well, I guess it sorta looks like one.Copy !req
205. By contrast, you take those crass Undese—Copy !req
206. they expose their chests and wear silly "undies" clothing!Copy !req
207. What a downright shameless bunch!Copy !req
208. I'm not sure I understand,
but I sure am glad I'm not wearing any pants.Copy !req
209. So, you've been at war with these "Vestian" guys all this time?Copy !req
210. Take a look under foots.Copy !req
211. Our people been fighting this war since roughly ten thousand years ago.Copy !req
212. Back then, we had hundreds of thousands of comrades.Copy !req
213. One by one, our numbers diminish by battle,Copy !req
214. until finally, I am last one remains.Copy !req
215. Finally, I end up being last one left.Copy !req
216. That's fine and all, but would you mind getting registered at the Alien Registration Center?Copy !req
217. Registered?Copy !req
218. Yeah, that's right.Copy !req
219. We'll take a quick little trip in my spaceship and get you registered really quick. That's all.Copy !req
220. Okay?Copy !req
221. No, really!Copy !req
222. We'll just zip on over and register you in a flash.Copy !req
223. Register?Copy !req
224. I'm afraid can't do that.Copy !req
225. If I leave for even short time,
means turn back to lowdown Vest bastards.Copy !req
226. It'll be done in a jiffy. Really quick.Copy !req
227. If I leave this place, underhanded Undese bastards end up seizing from behind.Copy !req
228. It'll just take a moment.Copy !req
229. You'll be registered in the blink of an eye.Copy !req
230. It is time!Copy !req
231. Oh, it is time, huh?Copy !req
232. Huh? For what?Copy !req
233. J-Just a moment, please!Copy !req
234. Why, you coward! You secretly bring aid to our sacred battle?Copy !req
235. You are unbelievable rotten lowlife!Copy !req
236. Says you! You turn to helper,
so you impossible sleaze bastard!Copy !req
237. So, Dandy, what are you doing out in the wilderness in just your shorts?Copy !req
238. What about you? Why are you siding with the enemy?Copy !req
239. Today is day I shred that weird vest to pieces!Copy !req
240. Hogwash!Copy !req
241. I rip those strange undies apart!Copy !req
242. That is all time!Copy !req
243. Time is up!Copy !req
244. That is all for today, then.Copy !req
245. I will let you off with that for today!Copy !req
246. Not too shabby, huh?Copy !req
247. Neither are you.Copy !req
248. Hey, hey, hey!Copy !req
249. Space DandyCopy !req
250. Space DandyCopy !req
251. So what you're saying is...Copy !req
252. that you have both discovered different unregistered aliens?Copy !req
253. That is wonderful!Copy !req
254. You dumb-ass! I'm risking my life out here!Copy !req
255. I'm just lucky because I prefer to go bottomless.Copy !req
256. If it were the opposite, imagine what would've happened!Copy !req
257. In any case, we should take them to the
registration center once repairs are complete.Copy !req
258. About that...Copy !req
259. The Undese guy told me he's not leaving this place until he wins this war.Copy !req
260. The Vestian guy also said he isn't going anywhere until he's won.Copy !req
261. For that matter, put on some pants, will you?Copy !req
262. Why don't you put on a vest?Copy !req
263. I've never liked pants.Copy !req
264. Excuse me, you two.Copy !req
265. What?Copy !req
266. What is it?Copy !req
267. There's really no need to fight, is there?Copy !req
268. Huh?Copy !req
269. I mean, if both of your aliens make up with each other, then they can both go to the registration center, right?Copy !req
270. Oh yeah.Copy !req
271. So, what you're saying is...Copy !req
272. Yes! A peace conference!Copy !req
273. Huh? We're sleeping together here?Copy !req
274. Of course.Copy !req
275. Everyone know we do this.Copy !req
276. Oh, I see.Copy !req
277. So, anyway, what started this war in the first place?Copy !req
278. Well...Copy !req
279. The reason was...Copy !req
280. Was it some complicated situation?Copy !req
281. Nope.Copy !req
282. Have to remember, this happen ten thousand years before we born.Copy !req
283. You don't remember?Copy !req
284. Then you don't really have to fight, do you?Copy !req
285. What you say?Copy !req
286. As last of people, I keep fighting those abominable Vestian fundamentalists until squeeze life from them!Copy !req
287. That is mine dream!Copy !req
288. Ridiculous!Copy !req
289. Even if I only one left, I see that those despicable fanatic Undese all become eradicated!Copy !req
290. No matter what, not afford to lose!Copy !req
291. What's that?Copy !req
292. Launch button for planetary doomsday missile.Copy !req
293. I get beaten time is him get beaten time too!Copy !req
294. If have this, I never lose!Copy !req
295. At my death time, destroy whole moon with this!Copy !req
296. Hey, now...Copy !req
297. I not lose!Copy !req
298. But you don't win, either, baby.Copy !req
299. But if the war was over,
you could do all sorts of fun things.Copy !req
300. Fun things?Copy !req
301. Oh, yes!Copy !req
302. You can go to Boobies and enjoy all the
big-breasted babes you could ever dream of.Copy !req
303. You dumb-ass!Copy !req
304. Lay aside your tarnished dreams.Copy !req
305. No matter how much you polish them, they'll never be new again.Copy !req
306. When that happens, you trade them in for new dreams.Copy !req
307. Oh, true enough.Copy !req
308. I been at war ever since I been born, so I know no other things.Copy !req
309. Boobies is fantastic.Copy !req
310. I highly recommend it.Copy !req
311. Not entire sure, but get feeling what you say is good thing.Copy !req
312. That's right.Copy !req
313. Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow...Copy !req
314. but starting the day after, we can give it a try, baby.Copy !req
315. Repairs complete!Copy !req
316. Now, once the peace talks are concluded...Copy !req
317. And so, the ten thousand year war between the Undese and the Vestians was about to come to a historic end.Copy !req
318. The peace conference, with Dandy and Meow in attendance, was conducted smoothly,Copy !req
319. marking a new page in the history of this world.Copy !req
320. Now then, we will hold the exchange ceremony.Copy !req
321. In accordance with the addendum to Galactic Treaty No. 1469,Copy !req
322. via the exchange of each of your most prized possessions,Copy !req
323. peace will be established.Copy !req
324. Is not tolerable!Copy !req
325. What you do?Copy !req
326. Oh no! Negotiations have broken down!Copy !req
327. Well, honestly, the Undese found them too tight.Copy !req
328. Well, the Vestians found them to reek of sweat.Copy !req
329. What?Copy !req
330. Mine precious vest!Copy !req
331. Mine precious undies!Copy !req
332. What the hell? You didn't even hit each other, baby!Copy !req
333. Hey, Dandy!Copy !req
334. Pipe down, will you?Copy !req
335. Look!Copy !req
336. I not going to lose...Copy !req
337. I not losing...Copy !req
338. They're dead!Copy !req
339. And so, it seems that I have won this battle.Copy !req
340. What good is winning?Copy !req
341. Um, haven't you forgotten something?Copy !req
342. I do tend to forget a lot of things.Copy !req
343. What could it be?Copy !req
344. The missiles!Copy !req
345. Aloha Oe emergency blastoff!Copy !req
346. Hey, this isn't good.Copy !req
347. We won't be able to register them like this, baby!Copy !req
348. We've got bigger problems than that!Copy !req
349. For now, let's just get to higher ground!Copy !req
350. QT!Copy !req
351. Hurry up and come rescue us!Copy !req
352. Unfortunately, I can't get near the surface!
It's too dangerous!Copy !req
353. Seriously?Copy !req
354. I will never forget you.Copy !req
355. I pray that your soul crosses over in peace.Copy !req
356. Good luck, and godspeed.Copy !req
357. He just totally dipped!Copy !req
358. That mechanical bastard!Copy !req
359. Not again!Copy !req
360. Oh yeah!Copy !req
361. Dandy!Copy !req
362. What do you want?Copy !req
363. Here, catch!Copy !req
364. Better be something useful!Copy !req
365. Hey, hey, hey, hey!Copy !req
366. We're always chasing after wonderCopy !req
367. An earnest dream racing through the universeCopy !req
368. We start walking toward the future in search of the selves we'll becomeCopy !req
369. Embracing the ceaseless pounding of our heartsCopy !req
370. Exiting the pipeline in a shower of stardustCopy !req
371. I watched as countless vistas spread outCopy !req
372. The sadness entangling me which I can't quite carry will go awayCopy !req
373. At the end of the infinite journeyCopy !req
374. The present joins up with tomorrowCopy !req
375. To Be ContinuedCopy !req
376. To Be ContinuedCopy !req
377. Hey, EverettCopy !req
378. What am I in your world?Copy !req
379. Let me take a lookCopy !req
380. Hey, EverettCopy !req
381. According to you, there are lots of different worldsCopy !req
382. I'm not sure I understandCopy !req
383. "Hi, Dandy"Copy !req
384. "Hello"Copy !req
385. "How are you doing?"Copy !req
386. Hey, Ph.D.Copy !req
387. Your alternate worlds will always overlap and never interfereCopy !req
388. That blows my mindCopy !req
389. Things get harder when they coolCopy !req
390. Things melt when they're heatedCopy !req
391. This world is so full of rules that it's going to drive me crazyCopy !req
392. One dimension, two dimensions, three dimensionsCopy !req
393. A supernova is spreading from west to eastCopy !req
394. Easy game, easy gameCopy !req
395. Too easy gameCopy !req
396. The way there is fine, but what about coming back?Copy !req
397. A dream of a never-ending dreamCopy !req
398. A wonderful, milky kissCopy !req
399. Will this universe expand forever?Copy !req
400. Now then, next time, a tale of a dangerous space race!Copy !req
401. Dangerous?Copy !req
402. I'm sure he means a story about a robot cat chasing Danger Mouse.Copy !req
403. That doesn't sound right.Copy !req
404. Next time: "A Race in Space is Dangerous, Baby."Copy !req
405. Next time:
"A Race in Space is Dangerous, Baby"Copy !req
406. Next time:
"A Race in Space is Dangerous, Baby"Copy !req
407. See you then!Copy !req