1. Space Dandy is a dandy guy in space.Copy !req
2. He sails the galactic seas hunting aliens.Copy !req
3. In search of fresh alien prey,Copy !req
4. he lives a life of adventure that includes forays into unexplored planets.Copy !req
5. This is the majestic tale of that
alien hunter and others like him.Copy !req
6. These days, I don't know where I've come fromCopy !req
7. These days, I don't know where I've come fromCopy !req
8. These days, I don't know where I've come fromCopy !req
9. These days, I don't know where I've come fromCopy !req
10. These days, I don't know where I've come fromCopy !req
11. These days, I don't know where I've come fromCopy !req
12. These days, I don't know where I've come fromCopy !req
13. These days, I don't know where I've come fromCopy !req
14. I've forgotten the ways of love 'cause it's been a whileCopy !req
15. I've forgotten the ways of love 'cause it's been a whileCopy !req
16. I've forgotten the ways of love 'cause it's been a whileCopy !req
17. I've forgotten the ways of love 'cause it's been a whileCopy !req
18. I've forgotten the ways of love 'cause it's been a whileCopy !req
19. I've forgotten the ways of love 'cause it's been a whileCopy !req
20. I've forgotten the ways of love 'cause it's been a whileCopy !req
21. I've forgotten the ways of love 'cause it's been a whileCopy !req
22. For us, life is five minutes' introspectionCopy !req
23. For us, life is five minutes' introspectionCopy !req
24. For us, life is five minutes' introspectionCopy !req
25. For us, life is five minutes' introspectionCopy !req
26. For us, life is five minutes' introspectionCopy !req
27. For us, life is five minutes' introspectionCopy !req
28. For us, life is five minutes' introspectionCopy !req
29. For us, life is five minutes' introspectionCopy !req
30. You're real pushy, but when your jewel is taken awayCopy !req
31. You're real pushy, but when your jewel is taken awayCopy !req
32. You're real pushy, but when your jewel is taken awayCopy !req
33. You're real pushy, but when your jewel is taken awayCopy !req
34. You're real pushy, but when your jewel is taken awayCopy !req
35. You're real pushy, but when your jewel is taken awayCopy !req
36. You're real pushy, but when your jewel is taken awayCopy !req
37. You're real pushy, but when your jewel is taken awayCopy !req
38. Your beauty is touched by sadnessCopy !req
39. Your beauty is touched by sadnessCopy !req
40. Your beauty is touched by sadnessCopy !req
41. Your beauty is touched by sadnessCopy !req
42. Your beauty is touched by sadnessCopy !req
43. Your beauty is touched by sadnessCopy !req
44. Your beauty is touched by sadnessCopy !req
45. Your beauty is touched by sadnessCopy !req
46. Sometimes we send tears flying with a wild sha-la-lu-laCopy !req
47. Sometimes we send tears flying with a wild sha-la-lu-laCopy !req
48. Sometimes we send tears flying with a wild sha-la-lu-laCopy !req
49. Sometimes we send tears flying with a wild sha-la-lu-laCopy !req
50. Sometimes we send tears flying with a wild sha-la-lu-laCopy !req
51. Sometimes we send tears flying with a wild sha-la-lu-laCopy !req
52. Sometimes we send tears flying with a wild sha-la-lu-laCopy !req
53. Sometimes we send tears flying with a wild sha-la-lu-laCopy !req
54. Then we look at the shooting stars, it's simpleCopy !req
55. Then we look at the shooting stars, it's simpleCopy !req
56. Then we look at the shooting stars, it's simpleCopy !req
57. Then we look at the shooting stars, it's simpleCopy !req
58. Then we look at the shooting stars, it's simpleCopy !req
59. Then we look at the shooting stars, it's simpleCopy !req
60. Then we look at the shooting stars, it's simpleCopy !req
61. Then we look at the shooting stars, it's simpleCopy !req
62. We're all humanCopy !req
63. We're all humanCopy !req
64. We're all humanCopy !req
65. We're all humanCopy !req
66. We're all humanCopy !req
67. We're all humanCopy !req
68. We're all humanCopy !req
69. We're all humanCopy !req
70. Viva tears, just shed them, babyCopy !req
71. Viva tears, just shed them, babyCopy !req
72. Viva tears, just shed them, babyCopy !req
73. Viva tears, just shed them, babyCopy !req
74. Viva tears, just shed them, babyCopy !req
75. Viva tears, just shed them, babyCopy !req
76. Viva tears, just shed them, babyCopy !req
77. Viva tears, just shed them, babyCopy !req
78. They're not wastedCopy !req
79. They're not wastedCopy !req
80. They're not wastedCopy !req
81. They're not wastedCopy !req
82. They're not wastedCopy !req
83. They're not wastedCopy !req
84. They're not wastedCopy !req
85. They're not wastedCopy !req
86. Can't stop, I love you like thisCopy !req
87. Can't stop, I love you like thisCopy !req
88. Can't stop, I love you like thisCopy !req
89. Can't stop, I love you like thisCopy !req
90. Can't stop, I love you like thisCopy !req
91. Can't stop, I love you like thisCopy !req
92. Can't stop, I love you like thisCopy !req
93. Can't stop, I love you like thisCopy !req
94. Those tears, tears, yeahCopy !req
95. Those tears, tears, yeahCopy !req
96. Those tears, tears, yeahCopy !req
97. Those tears, tears, yeahCopy !req
98. Those tears, tears, yeahCopy !req
99. Those tears, tears, yeahCopy !req
100. Those tears, tears, yeahCopy !req
101. Those tears, tears, yeahCopy !req
102. Can you give those tears to me?Copy !req
103. Can you give those tears to me?Copy !req
104. Can you give those tears to me?Copy !req
105. Can you give those tears to me?Copy !req
106. Can you give those tears to me?Copy !req
107. Can you give those tears to me?Copy !req
108. Can you give those tears to me?Copy !req
109. Can you give those tears to me?Copy !req
110. When you fall, get right back up againCopy !req
111. When you fall, get right back up againCopy !req
112. When you fall, get right back up againCopy !req
113. When you fall, get right back up againCopy !req
114. When you fall, get right back up againCopy !req
115. When you fall, get right back up againCopy !req
116. When you fall, get right back up againCopy !req
117. When you fall, get right back up againCopy !req
118. Let's go together! Tell me "This is great" againCopy !req
119. Let's go together! Tell me "This is great" againCopy !req
120. Let's go together! Tell me "This is great" againCopy !req
121. Let's go together! Tell me "This is great" againCopy !req
122. Let's go together! Tell me "This is great" againCopy !req
123. Let's go together! Tell me "This is great" againCopy !req
124. Let's go together! Tell me "This is great" againCopy !req
125. Let's go together! Tell me "This is great" againCopy !req
126. Tears, tears, goodbye!Copy !req
127. Tears, tears, goodbye!Copy !req
128. Tears, tears, goodbye!Copy !req
129. Tears, tears, goodbye!Copy !req
130. Tears, tears, goodbye!Copy !req
131. Tears, tears, goodbye!Copy !req
132. Tears, tears, goodbye!Copy !req
133. Tears, tears, goodbye!Copy !req
134. Terrible.Copy !req
135. Those poor hunters.Copy !req
136. They've been made into a complete mockery.Copy !req
137. Just how terrifying are these Gentooans?Copy !req
138. Hard to tell since you can only see their antennae.Copy !req
139. At any rate, they do have a reward of eight million woolongs.Copy !req
140. Dandy only bothered to listen
to half the story before he left.Copy !req
141. I hope he'll be okay.Copy !req
142. By the way, is it just me or are we slanting a bit?Copy !req
143. We couldn't be. I think it's just you.Copy !req
144. Okay, I guess it's just me, then.Copy !req
145. Show yourself, Gentooan!Copy !req
146. It's just a kid.Copy !req
147. Hey, what's the matter?Copy !req
148. Did the Gentooan get you?Copy !req
149. Allow us to explain.Copy !req
150. Gentooans possess a power that allows them to take a creature's thoughts and consciousness—Copy !req
151. or in other words, their mind—
and transfer them into a puppet.Copy !req
152. No way!Copy !req
153. Allow us to explain.Copy !req
154. In most cases, the subject will tremble in panic,Copy !req
155. but Dandy does not sweat the small stuff.Copy !req
156. Big boobs! Big boobs! Heavy hangers! Woo-hoo!Copy !req
157. Huh?Copy !req
158. I'm back?Copy !req
159. Gross.Copy !req
160. Boobs are truly magical.Copy !req
161. Just singing about them makes miracles happen.Copy !req
162. Idiot.Copy !req
163. My power only works once a day for 666 seconds.Copy !req
164. I see.Copy !req
165. That means you can't use your power any more for the day, right?Copy !req
166. I'm an alien hunter, and I'm gonna take you to the Alien Registration Center.Copy !req
167. Don't worry, though. I'm not gonna get rough with you.Copy !req
168. A Merry Companion is a Wagon in Space, BabyCopy !req
169. A Merry Companion is a Wagon in Space, BabyCopy !req
170. It's gone! It's gone! It's gone!Copy !req
171. My Aloha Oe!Copy !req
172. Hey, QT! What the hell's going on?Copy !req
173. Uh, well, it just so happens that we got towed away for a parking violation.Copy !req
174. Get back here immediately!Copy !req
175. The thing is, we can't pay the fine, so we can't get the ship back.Copy !req
176. You dumb-ass. I've caught us a Gentooan and everything!Copy !req
177. Okay.Copy !req
178. So why don't you just bring it to the Alien Registration Center and use the reward money to get us out of here?Copy !req
179. Are you stupid? Do you not realize how ridiculously far away it is?Copy !req
180. It'd take me days to get there!Copy !req
181. You don't have much of a choice,
so just take the train or whatever and go on ahead.Copy !req
182. Bye.Copy !req
183. Ah! Hey, don't hang up!Copy !req
184. Let's make a deal.Copy !req
185. Huh?Copy !req
186. I want to go to this address.Copy !req
187. If you stop by there on the way,
I'll go quietly to the registration center.Copy !req
188. And if I don't?Copy !req
189. Ah! You sicko!Copy !req
190. This man is trying to do weird things to me!Copy !req
191. Sicko?Copy !req
192. What's going on?Copy !req
193. H-Hey!Copy !req
194. Stop!Copy !req
195. Someone help me!Copy !req
196. Hey, hold on!Copy !req
197. Someone call the police!Copy !req
198. Why, you...Copy !req
199. Do we have a deal?Copy !req
200. Damn it.Copy !req
201. You leave me no choice.Copy !req
202. It's a bit out of the way, though.Copy !req
203. Tickets for one human adult and one alien child, please.Copy !req
204. I'm not a child!Copy !req
205. Huh?Copy !req
206. Two adults!Copy !req
207. Don't be stupid.Copy !req
208. Adult women have much bigger boobs and shapelier asses.Copy !req
209. Two... adults!Copy !req
210. What's your name?Copy !req
211. Got any family?Copy !req
212. Jeez, what an insufferable little brat.Copy !req
213. I'll just say one thing upfront: I don't like little brats.Copy !req
214. Always saying whatever comes to them and thinking they can get away with it just because they're kids.Copy !req
215. That's why I can't stand them.Copy !req
216. Oh, don't worry. I hate grownups too.Copy !req
217. Huh?Copy !req
218. They think they're so big just because they're older.Copy !req
219. They blame the world for all their problems and always tell lies.Copy !req
220. That's why I can't stand them.Copy !req
221. Fair enough.Copy !req
222. I'm gonna catch some shut-eye.Copy !req
223. Thank you for waiting!Copy !req
224. I'll just say one thing upfront...Copy !req
225. That's two things now.Copy !req
226. Sunny-side up eggs take Tabasco.Copy !req
227. That's the way of the world.Copy !req
228. Hey! I just said Tabasco, didn't I?Copy !req
229. Sunny-side up eggs take salt. Also...Copy !req
230. The name's Adelie.Copy !req
231. Oh yeah? I'll show you!Copy !req
232. You see? This is why I can't stand little brats.Copy !req
233. I'd still like to know moreCopy !req
234. Got the feeling there ain't no place for even routine interestsCopy !req
235. Or new dreams for me to dreamCopy !req
236. Is closing my eyes to the wind blowing by about all I can go through that'll still be new?Copy !req
237. Is there nothing I can do?Copy !req
238. I'm not afraid, so tell meCopy !req
239. Is this a sad thing?Copy !req
240. Is this a happy thing?Copy !req
241. These feelings I'm having for the first time are far too much for this body of mineCopy !req
242. Far too much, far too muchCopy !req
243. He hasn't come, huh?Copy !req
244. Not at all.Copy !req
245. I wonder what he's up to.Copy !req
246. I'm gonna go see for myselfCopy !req
247. And then I wanna show you tooCopy !req
248. I'm gonna go see for myselfCopy !req
249. And then I wanna show you tooCopy !req
250. Wait hereCopy !req
251. Is this a sad thing?Copy !req
252. Is this a happy thing?Copy !req
253. These feelings I'm having for the first time are far too much for this body of mineCopy !req
254. Far too much, far too muchCopy !req
255. Mom...Copy !req
256. I'm so cold.Copy !req
257. I told you. I'm still on Planet Humboldt.Copy !req
258. You're not at the registration center?Copy !req
259. What are you goofing around there for?Copy !req
260. What for? Well...Copy !req
261. It's a long story. Real long.Copy !req
262. Mom!Copy !req
263. All right, say cheese!Copy !req
264. Right, and one more.Copy !req
265. That's it! Just a moment, please.Copy !req
266. Hello, young lady.Copy !req
267. Just 500 woolongs for a picture of you with your dad.Copy !req
268. Huh? Oh, I...Copy !req
269. Yeah!Copy !req
270. Smile!Copy !req
271. H-Hold on...Copy !req
272. You jerk! What the hell are you doing?Copy !req
273. I'm covered in sand now!Copy !req
274. What? Aren't you gonna say you're sorry?Copy !req
275. Say something, you big bastard!Copy !req
276. What are you doing?Copy !req
277. Hey! I'll kill you! Seriously, knock it off!Copy !req
278. This it?Copy !req
279. Yeah. Room 104.Copy !req
280. Whose place is it?Copy !req
281. My grandpa's... probably.Copy !req
282. Probably?Copy !req
283. I don't remember much.Copy !req
284. I only met him once when I was really little.Copy !req
285. Yeah?Copy !req
286. U-Um, does a man named Mr. Slater live here?Copy !req
287. Huh?Copy !req
288. Who's that? What're you talking about?Copy !req
289. Are you peddling something?Copy !req
290. Give me a break. It's too early for this.Copy !req
291. Huh? Now that you mention it,
that's the name of the guy who lived here before.Copy !req
292. Your grandpa wasn't there?Copy !req
293. Could he have moved somewhere else?Copy !req
294. Do you have any other relatives?Copy !req
295. Mom...Copy !req
296. Mom never got married and
took care of me all on her own.Copy !req
297. I lived my whole life with just Mom.Copy !req
298. But then she got sick and died.Copy !req
299. We Gentooans have lived in such a way that we avoid others.Copy !req
300. Otherwise, bad people would
take advantage of our powers.Copy !req
301. That's what I was told the whole time I was growing up.Copy !req
302. That's why there's nobody I can turn to but my grandpa.Copy !req
303. Are you going out?Copy !req
304. Yeah!Copy !req
305. Where to?Copy !req
306. I'm going to Boobies, baby.Copy !req
307. Huh?Copy !req
308. No matter the time or place, I never forget Boobies.Copy !req
309. That's the way I roll, baby.Copy !req
310. Hold on!Copy !req
311. For tonight at least, can you...Copy !req
312. There's no one in the whole universe
who can stand between me and Boobies.Copy !req
313. What is it?Copy !req
314. You dumb-ass. Listen to me.Copy !req
315. I don't take orders from anyone.Copy !req
316. Whenever I wanna do something, I do it.Copy !req
317. If I don't wanna do something, I don't do it.Copy !req
318. That's the way I live my life, baby.Copy !req
319. See you later.Copy !req
320. We're going to the station today.Copy !req
321. Ten o'clock, platform 13.Copy !req
322. Now arriving at platform 9, from Humboldt Station, is the Super Express bound for Emperor Station.Copy !req
323. Passengers requiring King Station, please board the following train, with service to all stations.Copy !req
324. Let's see, platform 13, platform 13...Copy !req
325. Want me to buy you a souvenir?Copy !req
326. Huh?Copy !req
327. What do you want?Copy !req
328. What are you talking about?Copy !req
329. Like a farewell present?Copy !req
330. No way.Copy !req
331. But... what about the Alien Registration Center?Copy !req
332. There's been a change of plans.Copy !req
333. Why?Copy !req
334. Because I'm a child?Copy !req
335. Are you ditching me because I'm too much to handle?Copy !req
336. Uh, no...Copy !req
337. I knew it, Dandy! You're a filthy grownup too!Copy !req
338. You do whatever you want, and when I get in the way, you go ahead and abandon me!Copy !req
339. H-Hey...Copy !req
340. You idiot!Copy !req
341. Do you remember who we are, Miss Gentooan?Copy !req
342. We're the alien hunters that you made quite the fools of earlier.Copy !req
343. You just used your power, huh?Copy !req
344. Guess you can't use it again for a while.Copy !req
345. We've been waiting a long time for this!Copy !req
346. Stop it!Copy !req
347. Let me go!Copy !req
348. H-Hey, stop squirming around!Copy !req
349. Let me go!Copy !req
350. Keep it down or you'll be put down!Copy !req
351. Dandy!Copy !req
352. You idiot! Penguins can't fly, you know!Copy !req
353. What is this guy, stupid?Copy !req
354. Dandy!Copy !req
355. Impossible!Copy !req
356. What the hell? Penguins aren't supposed to fly!Copy !req
357. Hey! Hold it!Copy !req
358. Dandy!Copy !req
359. You little brat!Copy !req
360. Dandy?Copy !req
361. Damn it!Copy !req
362. Too bad for you, huh?Copy !req
363. Looks like your time is up.Copy !req
364. Huh?Copy !req
365. Hey, stay out of this, old man!Copy !req
366. A Gentooan?Copy !req
367. Adelie, right?Copy !req
368. It's Grandpa!Copy !req
369. He contacted me yesterday.Copy !req
370. After checking around for where I'd moved to,
he must've gotten my number.Copy !req
371. Dandy...Copy !req
372. Nothing beats frozen tangerines when you're on the go, baby.Copy !req
373. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
374. See you later.Copy !req
375. You two have a good life together.Copy !req
376. We're not going to the registration center?Copy !req
377. Yeah, never mind that.Copy !req
378. But what about the money?Copy !req
379. Eh, I'll just find some other alien.Copy !req
380. Well, see ya.Copy !req
381. Ciao.Copy !req
382. Dandy!Copy !req
383. Huh?Copy !req
384. Someday, let me come aboard the Aloha Oe!Copy !req
385. You dumb-ass. We don't take little brats.Copy !req
386. Once I'm grown up, then?Copy !req
387. Yeah. Once you're a curvy, big-breasted woman, sure.Copy !req
388. Idiot.Copy !req
389. Adelie.Copy !req
390. I...Copy !req
391. will grow up fast.Copy !req
392. As fast as I can.Copy !req
393. To Be ContinuedCopy !req
394. To Be ContinuedCopy !req
395. Hey, EverettCopy !req
396. What am I in your world?Copy !req
397. Let me take a lookCopy !req
398. Hey, EverettCopy !req
399. According to you, there are lots of different worldsCopy !req
400. I'm not sure I understandCopy !req
401. "Hi, Dandy"Copy !req
402. "Hello"Copy !req
403. "How are you doing?"Copy !req
404. Hey, Ph.D.Copy !req
405. Your alternate worlds will always overlap and never interfereCopy !req
406. That blows my mindCopy !req
407. Things get harder when they coolCopy !req
408. Things melt when they're heatedCopy !req
409. This world is so full of rules that it's going to drive me crazyCopy !req
410. One dimension, two dimensions, three dimensionsCopy !req
411. A supernova is spreading from west to eastCopy !req
412. Easy game, easy gameCopy !req
413. Too easy gameCopy !req
414. The way there is fine, but what about coming back?Copy !req
415. A dream of a never-ending dreamCopy !req
416. A wonderful, milky kissCopy !req
417. Will this universe expand forever?Copy !req
418. When people go naked, just what is it they should cover?Copy !req
419. Presenting an epic philosophical treatment of this subject which keenly zeroes in on this eternal theme of mankind:Copy !req
420. "The War of the Undies and Vests, Baby."Copy !req
421. Next time:
"The War of the Undies and Vests, Baby"Copy !req
422. Next time:
"The War of the Undies and Vests, Baby"Copy !req
423. That's what the next episode is about?Copy !req
424. See you then.Copy !req