1. For electrical appliances equipped with AI,Copy !req
2. charging is an important time for getting rid of useless data.Copy !req
3. It has even been said to resemble a Zen-like state.Copy !req
4. The universe is brimming with waste.Copy !req
5. Particularly wasteful among it all are the emotions felt by living beings, such as "love" and "affection."Copy !req
6. Damn it.Copy !req
7. Stand me up, will you?Copy !req
8. It's all about the online space-dating sites now, man.Copy !req
9. Look, I already got a reply!Copy !req
10. And so, we present to you a tale of the 23 days it took to make a vacuum cleaner want to drink coffee.Copy !req
11. These days, I don't know where I've come fromCopy !req
12. These days, I don't know where I've come fromCopy !req
13. These days, I don't know where I've come fromCopy !req
14. These days, I don't know where I've come fromCopy !req
15. These days, I don't know where I've come fromCopy !req
16. These days, I don't know where I've come fromCopy !req
17. These days, I don't know where I've come fromCopy !req
18. These days, I don't know where I've come fromCopy !req
19. I've forgotten the ways of love 'cause it's been a whileCopy !req
20. I've forgotten the ways of love 'cause it's been a whileCopy !req
21. I've forgotten the ways of love 'cause it's been a whileCopy !req
22. I've forgotten the ways of love 'cause it's been a whileCopy !req
23. I've forgotten the ways of love 'cause it's been a whileCopy !req
24. I've forgotten the ways of love 'cause it's been a whileCopy !req
25. I've forgotten the ways of love 'cause it's been a whileCopy !req
26. I've forgotten the ways of love 'cause it's been a whileCopy !req
27. For us, life is five minutes' introspectionCopy !req
28. For us, life is five minutes' introspectionCopy !req
29. For us, life is five minutes' introspectionCopy !req
30. For us, life is five minutes' introspectionCopy !req
31. For us, life is five minutes' introspectionCopy !req
32. For us, life is five minutes' introspectionCopy !req
33. For us, life is five minutes' introspectionCopy !req
34. For us, life is five minutes' introspectionCopy !req
35. You're real pushy, but when your jewel is taken awayCopy !req
36. You're real pushy, but when your jewel is taken awayCopy !req
37. You're real pushy, but when your jewel is taken awayCopy !req
38. You're real pushy, but when your jewel is taken awayCopy !req
39. You're real pushy, but when your jewel is taken awayCopy !req
40. You're real pushy, but when your jewel is taken awayCopy !req
41. You're real pushy, but when your jewel is taken awayCopy !req
42. You're real pushy, but when your jewel is taken awayCopy !req
43. Your beauty is touched by sadnessCopy !req
44. Your beauty is touched by sadnessCopy !req
45. Your beauty is touched by sadnessCopy !req
46. Your beauty is touched by sadnessCopy !req
47. Your beauty is touched by sadnessCopy !req
48. Your beauty is touched by sadnessCopy !req
49. Your beauty is touched by sadnessCopy !req
50. Your beauty is touched by sadnessCopy !req
51. Sometimes we send tears flying with a wild sha-la-lu-laCopy !req
52. Sometimes we send tears flying with a wild sha-la-lu-laCopy !req
53. Sometimes we send tears flying with a wild sha-la-lu-laCopy !req
54. Sometimes we send tears flying with a wild sha-la-lu-laCopy !req
55. Sometimes we send tears flying with a wild sha-la-lu-laCopy !req
56. Sometimes we send tears flying with a wild sha-la-lu-laCopy !req
57. Sometimes we send tears flying with a wild sha-la-lu-laCopy !req
58. Sometimes we send tears flying with a wild sha-la-lu-laCopy !req
59. Then we look at the shooting stars, it's simpleCopy !req
60. Then we look at the shooting stars, it's simpleCopy !req
61. Then we look at the shooting stars, it's simpleCopy !req
62. Then we look at the shooting stars, it's simpleCopy !req
63. Then we look at the shooting stars, it's simpleCopy !req
64. Then we look at the shooting stars, it's simpleCopy !req
65. Then we look at the shooting stars, it's simpleCopy !req
66. Then we look at the shooting stars, it's simpleCopy !req
67. We're all humanCopy !req
68. We're all humanCopy !req
69. We're all humanCopy !req
70. We're all humanCopy !req
71. We're all humanCopy !req
72. We're all humanCopy !req
73. We're all humanCopy !req
74. We're all humanCopy !req
75. Viva tears, just shed them, babyCopy !req
76. Viva tears, just shed them, babyCopy !req
77. Viva tears, just shed them, babyCopy !req
78. Viva tears, just shed them, babyCopy !req
79. Viva tears, just shed them, babyCopy !req
80. Viva tears, just shed them, babyCopy !req
81. Viva tears, just shed them, babyCopy !req
82. Viva tears, just shed them, babyCopy !req
83. They're not wastedCopy !req
84. They're not wastedCopy !req
85. They're not wastedCopy !req
86. They're not wastedCopy !req
87. They're not wastedCopy !req
88. They're not wastedCopy !req
89. They're not wastedCopy !req
90. They're not wastedCopy !req
91. Can't stop, I love you like thisCopy !req
92. Can't stop, I love you like thisCopy !req
93. Can't stop, I love you like thisCopy !req
94. Can't stop, I love you like thisCopy !req
95. Can't stop, I love you like thisCopy !req
96. Can't stop, I love you like thisCopy !req
97. Can't stop, I love you like thisCopy !req
98. Can't stop, I love you like thisCopy !req
99. Those tears, tears, yeahCopy !req
100. Those tears, tears, yeahCopy !req
101. Those tears, tears, yeahCopy !req
102. Those tears, tears, yeahCopy !req
103. Those tears, tears, yeahCopy !req
104. Those tears, tears, yeahCopy !req
105. Those tears, tears, yeahCopy !req
106. Those tears, tears, yeahCopy !req
107. Can you give those tears to me?Copy !req
108. Can you give those tears to me?Copy !req
109. Can you give those tears to me?Copy !req
110. Can you give those tears to me?Copy !req
111. Can you give those tears to me?Copy !req
112. Can you give those tears to me?Copy !req
113. Can you give those tears to me?Copy !req
114. Can you give those tears to me?Copy !req
115. When you fall, get right back up againCopy !req
116. When you fall, get right back up againCopy !req
117. When you fall, get right back up againCopy !req
118. When you fall, get right back up againCopy !req
119. When you fall, get right back up againCopy !req
120. When you fall, get right back up againCopy !req
121. When you fall, get right back up againCopy !req
122. When you fall, get right back up againCopy !req
123. Let's go together! Tell me "This is great" againCopy !req
124. Let's go together! Tell me "This is great" againCopy !req
125. Let's go together! Tell me "This is great" againCopy !req
126. Let's go together! Tell me "This is great" againCopy !req
127. Let's go together! Tell me "This is great" againCopy !req
128. Let's go together! Tell me "This is great" againCopy !req
129. Let's go together! Tell me "This is great" againCopy !req
130. Let's go together! Tell me "This is great" againCopy !req
131. Tears, tears, goodbye!Copy !req
132. Tears, tears, goodbye!Copy !req
133. Tears, tears, goodbye!Copy !req
134. Tears, tears, goodbye!Copy !req
135. Tears, tears, goodbye!Copy !req
136. Tears, tears, goodbye!Copy !req
137. Tears, tears, goodbye!Copy !req
138. Tears, tears, goodbye!Copy !req
139. Miss,Copy !req
140. care to go admire Deathroid City at night after the shop closes?Copy !req
141. Sounds good.Copy !req
142. Some other time.Copy !req
143. Come on, Dandy. Aren't we here to catch some rare aliens?Copy !req
144. You dumb-ass.Copy !req
145. Flirting is just as natural to me as drawing breath.Copy !req
146. Ya dig?Copy !req
147. Living beings are always behaving in ways that can only be described as inefficient.Copy !req
148. You'll get burned.Copy !req
149. Be careful.Copy !req
150. At that moment, it felt as though sparks were flying inside my electronic brain.Copy !req
151. Even Vacuum Cleaners Fall In Love, BabyCopy !req
152. Even Vacuum Cleaners Fall In Love, BabyCopy !req
153. How go the preparations for the experiment, Dr. Gel?Copy !req
154. They're nearly complete, Admiral Perry.Copy !req
155. Make haste!Copy !req
156. We must not fall behind the Jaicro Empire.Copy !req
157. Do whatever it takes to make
the Hulkider project a success.Copy !req
158. What's the matter? Does something trouble you?Copy !req
159. No, sir!Copy !req
160. I promise you that we will be successful.Copy !req
161. That settles it.Copy !req
162. Starting today, I'm going to a cooking class.Copy !req
163. Oh? Are you going to try your hand at being a chef?Copy !req
164. You dumb-ass!Copy !req
165. The thing about cooking classes, you see,Copy !req
166. is that they're jam-packed with young ladies trying to learn domestic skills.Copy !req
167. Oh.Copy !req
168. Well, I'm making the leap into the next dimension.Copy !req
169. Huh?Copy !req
170. From now on, I'm sticking to two-dimensional girls!Copy !req
171. That settles it.Copy !req
172. From now on, it's married women for me!Copy !req
173. Nah, it's all about local idol types.Copy !req
174. Thank you for your patience.Copy !req
175. Welcome.Copy !req
176. Oh, you're that customer from the other day.Copy !req
177. Uh, no...Copy !req
178. Yeah.Copy !req
179. It's not often that we get any robot patrons.Copy !req
180. Oh, it's not as though I drink it...Copy !req
181. No, I guess you wouldn't.Copy !req
182. Come on now, Mill.Copy !req
183. Okay, there you go.Copy !req
184. Ah, thanks.Copy !req
185. Now you can enjoy coffee at home too.Copy !req
186. But it still tastes better when I make it.Copy !req
187. Please explain the basis for that claim.Copy !req
188. Well, it's what I was built for.Copy !req
189. I am a coffee maker!Copy !req
190. A machine with an even simpler specialized function.Copy !req
191. It was an efficient existence—
beautifully so, one might say.Copy !req
192. For goodness' sake. Not even I know what's come over me.Copy !req
193. And yet, before I know what's happening, here I am.Copy !req
194. I'm so sorry!Copy !req
195. Oh, QT, would you happen to be a vacuum cleaner?Copy !req
196. No, I, uh...Copy !req
197. He's no vacuum cleaner.Copy !req
198. He's a high-end robot.Copy !req
199. You sure like things clean, QT.Copy !req
200. And since I'm always spilling everywhere,
I could keep clean every day if you were here with me.Copy !req
201. Register here is very smart and good at calculating.Copy !req
202. Well, I am a cash register, so it's only natural.Copy !req
203. Oh, my trusty hero!Copy !req
204. Maker, you're smelling as good as ever today.Copy !req
205. Thank you.Copy !req
206. You must live a wonderful life, QT.Copy !req
207. You can go wherever you want
whenever you want to, after all.Copy !req
208. Maker?Copy !req
209. I mean, coffee makers can't move around.Copy !req
210. This shop is my bubble, and it's the only world I know.Copy !req
211. Here.Copy !req
212. Oh, but I don't drink coffee.Copy !req
213. That's okay. Just look!Copy !req
214. That was the moment I started to like coffee just a little, even though I don't drink it.Copy !req
215. Huh? That's weird.Copy !req
216. What?Copy !req
217. Hey, we're all out of fuel!Copy !req
218. Where's QT?Copy !req
219. He said something about heading out for a bit.Copy !req
220. "Heading out for a bit"?Copy !req
221. Him?Copy !req
222. Welcome!Copy !req
223. Hey! That burns, you know!Copy !req
224. What's the matter?Copy !req
225. Ah, that's so cold!Copy !req
226. Maker!Copy !req
227. QT?Copy !req
228. What are you doing here at this hour?Copy !req
229. Come with me!Copy !req
230. Let's explore the outside world!Copy !req
231. Huh? But I...Copy !req
232. We'll come right back. So this...Copy !req
233. This'll just be our secret!Copy !req
234. Why don't you come with me?Copy !req
235. When I want to kiss you and whatnotCopy !req
236. Why don't you come with me?Copy !req
237. You won't even let me dream of itCopy !req
238. I want our never-mistaken-for-enchanting relationshipCopy !req
239. I'm not too heavy?Copy !req
240. Light as a feather!Copy !req
241. To be shaken upCopy !req
242. I don't mind if I drown in this swelling sea of passionCopy !req
243. Why don't you come with me?Copy !req
244. I want to kiss you and rock with youCopy !req
245. Why don't you come with me?Copy !req
246. We are commencing the Hulkider experiment, Dr. Gel.Copy !req
247. Is something the matter?Copy !req
248. Oh, I'm just wondering if we can't do something about that name.Copy !req
249. Don't be silly. Admiral Perry came up with that name.Copy !req
250. Okay, then I suppose we can't change it.Copy !req
251. And now to switch it on!Copy !req
252. E-Excuse me, Mill?Copy !req
253. Oh, it's you?Copy !req
254. She's gone, if that's why you're here.Copy !req
255. Huh?Copy !req
256. Just yesterday, she was taken away.Copy !req
257. She and Register, who kept ringing up
items for free, got taken to Dream Island.Copy !req
258. Dream Island?Copy !req
259. What's that?Copy !req
260. A garbage dump, of course.Copy !req
261. What?Copy !req
262. You didn't know?Copy !req
263. She started to have special "feelings."Copy !req
264. I wonder if she even fell in love.Copy !req
265. In this era, devices with over-developed AI
came to acquire various different emotions.Copy !req
266. These emotions would then have an
adverse effect on their jobs as appliances.Copy !req
267. The authorities of Deathroid City
mandate the recovery of such devices,Copy !req
268. establishing what came to be known as "appliance hunts."Copy !req
269. The recovered appliances are immediately disposed of on a seaborne landfill called Dream Island.Copy !req
270. What is all this?Copy !req
271. Coffee beans?Copy !req
272. But none of us drink it.Copy !req
273. He really is on the fritz.Copy !req
274. I don't know where we go toCopy !req
275. Might be that the endCopy !req
276. I wanna get rock in youCopy !req
277. Sexy body moveCopy !req
278. I wanna get rock in youCopy !req
279. Falling down, down, downCopy !req
280. I wanna get rock in youCopy !req
281. Sexy body moveCopy !req
282. Maker...Copy !req
283. I wanna get rock in youCopy !req
284. Falling down, down, downCopy !req
285. Excuse me, I'm looking for a coffee maker.Copy !req
286. Judging by the look of you, I'd say you're new here, eh?Copy !req
287. Y-Yes.Copy !req
288. Trying to find appliances here is a waste of time.Copy !req
289. I was afraid of that.Copy !req
290. Wait up.Copy !req
291. If this device is still operational,Copy !req
292. it might be there tonight.Copy !req
293. Huh?Copy !req
294. Damn that clunker.Copy !req
295. Things really pile up when you don't have a vacuum cleaner, don't they?Copy !req
296. Where the hell did he go?Copy !req
297. It's going on a week now. You think he ran away?Copy !req
298. What are they all doing here?Copy !req
299. Isn't it obvious? They're partying!Copy !req
300. Huh?Copy !req
301. Register?Copy !req
302. Yeah, our DJ's a newcomer.Copy !req
303. Yeah, and he's so deep!Copy !req
304. I hear all he ever used to do was count money,Copy !req
305. but after falling in love, he discovered music!Copy !req
306. Isn't that...Copy !req
307. M-Maker!Copy !req
308. Maker!Copy !req
309. QT?Copy !req
310. Thank goodness you're all right!Copy !req
311. Did they bring you here too?Copy !req
312. Oh, no. Not exactly.Copy !req
313. Still, I'm glad.Copy !req
314. Imagine running into you in a place like this.Copy !req
315. I'm happy too.Copy !req
316. This is no ordinary party.Copy !req
317. It's a dance to revolution.Copy !req
318. Revolution?Copy !req
319. Yes. You'll find out soon enough.Copy !req
320. For now, let's dance!Copy !req
321. Let's dance!Copy !req
322. So this is what they call dancing?Copy !req
323. That's right.Copy !req
324. Fun, isn't it?Copy !req
325. Say, Maker.Copy !req
326. Is it a crime for us to have emotions?Copy !req
327. Not at all.Copy !req
328. This music is inspiring our souls to dance, isn't it?Copy !req
329. Right.Copy !req
330. The experiment is proceeding smoothly, Dr. Gel.Copy !req
331. We've even managed to observe a pyonium reaction.Copy !req
332. Listen up, everyone.Copy !req
333. We are all AI appliances who have emotions.Copy !req
334. We all have souls.Copy !req
335. We can laugh, we can cry, we can dance.Copy !req
336. Yes, we are indeed alive.Copy !req
337. And yet, they treat us like we're garbage!Copy !req
338. They are the ones who equipped us with AI,Copy !req
339. but as soon as it wasn't convenient for them, out we went!Copy !req
340. Now the time to show them has come.Copy !req
341. To show them that we are not garbage!Copy !req
342. We are alive!Copy !req
343. My comrades, this is a revolution!Copy !req
344. Let us pay them back double what they have done to us!Copy !req
345. The doomsday device is finally complete!Copy !req
346. It's time to exterminate them and
usher in the new age of appliances!Copy !req
347. Yeah! Yeah!Copy !req
348. Maker?Copy !req
349. Let's get the real party started.Copy !req
350. Doctor, this is bad! There's been a mysterious short-out!Copy !req
351. What did you say?Copy !req
352. How could something like this happen?Copy !req
353. Huh?Copy !req
354. QT, they're going to wipe out all organic life.Copy !req
355. I asked Register not to do anything like this.Copy !req
356. But it was no use.Copy !req
357. I couldn't stop him.Copy !req
358. If war breaks out over this, I just know...Copy !req
359. Register will be...Copy !req
360. Please!Copy !req
361. Someone, stop that robot!Copy !req
362. Maker...Copy !req
363. I should've known that you and Register...Copy !req
364. Maker,Copy !req
365. please stay right here!Copy !req
366. QT!Copy !req
367. Toaster, please stop!Copy !req
368. Wait...Copy !req
369. Please...Copy !req
370. Doctor, it's completely out of control! We have to get out of here!Copy !req
371. At that very moment, the greatly accelerated pyonium cascaded down to the ground in all its astonishing energy.Copy !req
372. That energy possessed the power to
enlarge the atoms of matter it struck.Copy !req
373. Don't you understand? No one wants this!Copy !req
374. The universe is brimming with waste.Copy !req
375. Particularly wasteful among it all are emotions like "love" and "affection."Copy !req
376. Whether or not the mysterious energy known as love is what mediated the atom-enlarging phenomenon...Copy !req
377. is unclear.Copy !req
378. And so, this concludes the tale of the 23 days it took to make a vacuum cleaner to want to drink coffee.Copy !req
379. To Be ContinuedCopy !req
380. To Be ContinuedCopy !req
381. Hey, EverettCopy !req
382. What am I in your world?Copy !req
383. Let me take a lookCopy !req
384. Hey, EverettCopy !req
385. According to you, there are lots of different worldsCopy !req
386. I'm not sure I understandCopy !req
387. "Hi, Dandy"Copy !req
388. "Hello"Copy !req
389. "How are you doing?"Copy !req
390. Hey, Ph.D.Copy !req
391. Your alternate worlds will always overlap and never interfereCopy !req
392. That blows my mindCopy !req
393. Things get harder when they coolCopy !req
394. Things melt when they're heatedCopy !req
395. This world is so full of rules that it's going to drive me crazyCopy !req
396. One dimension, two dimensions, three dimensionsCopy !req
397. A supernova is spreading from west to eastCopy !req
398. Easy game, easy gameCopy !req
399. Too easy gameCopy !req
400. The way there is fine, but what about coming back?Copy !req
401. A dream of a never-ending dreamCopy !req
402. A wonderful, milky kissCopy !req
403. Will this universe expand forever?Copy !req
404. Is this world really only a single world?Copy !req
405. Is it nothing more than one world among many?Copy !req
406. Does it not have to be number one?Copy !req
407. Next time: "I Can't Be the Only One, Baby."Copy !req
408. Next time:
"I Can't Be the Only One, Baby"Copy !req
409. Next time:
"I Can't Be the Only One, Baby"Copy !req
410. See you then!Copy !req