1. Space Dandy is a dandy guy in space.Copy !req
2. He sails the galactic seas hunting aliens.Copy !req
3. In search of fresh alien prey,Copy !req
4. he lives a life of adventure that includes forays into unexplored planets.Copy !req
5. This is the majestic tale of that
alien hunter and others like him.Copy !req
6. These days, I don't know where I've come fromCopy !req
7. These days, I don't know where I've come fromCopy !req
8. These days, I don't know where I've come fromCopy !req
9. These days, I don't know where I've come fromCopy !req
10. These days, I don't know where I've come fromCopy !req
11. These days, I don't know where I've come fromCopy !req
12. These days, I don't know where I've come fromCopy !req
13. These days, I don't know where I've come fromCopy !req
14. I've forgotten the ways of love 'cause it's been a whileCopy !req
15. I've forgotten the ways of love 'cause it's been a whileCopy !req
16. I've forgotten the ways of love 'cause it's been a whileCopy !req
17. I've forgotten the ways of love 'cause it's been a whileCopy !req
18. I've forgotten the ways of love 'cause it's been a whileCopy !req
19. I've forgotten the ways of love 'cause it's been a whileCopy !req
20. I've forgotten the ways of love 'cause it's been a whileCopy !req
21. I've forgotten the ways of love 'cause it's been a whileCopy !req
22. For us, life is five minutes' introspectionCopy !req
23. For us, life is five minutes' introspectionCopy !req
24. For us, life is five minutes' introspectionCopy !req
25. For us, life is five minutes' introspectionCopy !req
26. For us, life is five minutes' introspectionCopy !req
27. For us, life is five minutes' introspectionCopy !req
28. For us, life is five minutes' introspectionCopy !req
29. For us, life is five minutes' introspectionCopy !req
30. You're real pushy, but when your jewel is taken awayCopy !req
31. You're real pushy, but when your jewel is taken awayCopy !req
32. You're real pushy, but when your jewel is taken awayCopy !req
33. You're real pushy, but when your jewel is taken awayCopy !req
34. You're real pushy, but when your jewel is taken awayCopy !req
35. You're real pushy, but when your jewel is taken awayCopy !req
36. You're real pushy, but when your jewel is taken awayCopy !req
37. You're real pushy, but when your jewel is taken awayCopy !req
38. Your beauty is touched by sadnessCopy !req
39. Your beauty is touched by sadnessCopy !req
40. Your beauty is touched by sadnessCopy !req
41. Your beauty is touched by sadnessCopy !req
42. Your beauty is touched by sadnessCopy !req
43. Your beauty is touched by sadnessCopy !req
44. Your beauty is touched by sadnessCopy !req
45. Your beauty is touched by sadnessCopy !req
46. Sometimes we send tears flying with a wild sha-la-lu-laCopy !req
47. Sometimes we send tears flying with a wild sha-la-lu-laCopy !req
48. Sometimes we send tears flying with a wild sha-la-lu-laCopy !req
49. Sometimes we send tears flying with a wild sha-la-lu-laCopy !req
50. Sometimes we send tears flying with a wild sha-la-lu-laCopy !req
51. Sometimes we send tears flying with a wild sha-la-lu-laCopy !req
52. Sometimes we send tears flying with a wild sha-la-lu-laCopy !req
53. Sometimes we send tears flying with a wild sha-la-lu-laCopy !req
54. Then we look at the shooting stars, it's simpleCopy !req
55. Then we look at the shooting stars, it's simpleCopy !req
56. Then we look at the shooting stars, it's simpleCopy !req
57. Then we look at the shooting stars, it's simpleCopy !req
58. Then we look at the shooting stars, it's simpleCopy !req
59. Then we look at the shooting stars, it's simpleCopy !req
60. Then we look at the shooting stars, it's simpleCopy !req
61. Then we look at the shooting stars, it's simpleCopy !req
62. We're all humanCopy !req
63. We're all humanCopy !req
64. We're all humanCopy !req
65. We're all humanCopy !req
66. We're all humanCopy !req
67. We're all humanCopy !req
68. We're all humanCopy !req
69. We're all humanCopy !req
70. Viva tears, just shed them, babyCopy !req
71. Viva tears, just shed them, babyCopy !req
72. Viva tears, just shed them, babyCopy !req
73. Viva tears, just shed them, babyCopy !req
74. Viva tears, just shed them, babyCopy !req
75. Viva tears, just shed them, babyCopy !req
76. Viva tears, just shed them, babyCopy !req
77. Viva tears, just shed them, babyCopy !req
78. They're not wastedCopy !req
79. They're not wastedCopy !req
80. They're not wastedCopy !req
81. They're not wastedCopy !req
82. They're not wastedCopy !req
83. They're not wastedCopy !req
84. They're not wastedCopy !req
85. They're not wastedCopy !req
86. Can't stop, I love you like thisCopy !req
87. Can't stop, I love you like thisCopy !req
88. Can't stop, I love you like thisCopy !req
89. Can't stop, I love you like thisCopy !req
90. Can't stop, I love you like thisCopy !req
91. Can't stop, I love you like thisCopy !req
92. Can't stop, I love you like thisCopy !req
93. Can't stop, I love you like thisCopy !req
94. Those tears, tears, yeahCopy !req
95. Those tears, tears, yeahCopy !req
96. Those tears, tears, yeahCopy !req
97. Those tears, tears, yeahCopy !req
98. Those tears, tears, yeahCopy !req
99. Those tears, tears, yeahCopy !req
100. Those tears, tears, yeahCopy !req
101. Those tears, tears, yeahCopy !req
102. Can you give those tears to me?Copy !req
103. Can you give those tears to me?Copy !req
104. Can you give those tears to me?Copy !req
105. Can you give those tears to me?Copy !req
106. Can you give those tears to me?Copy !req
107. Can you give those tears to me?Copy !req
108. Can you give those tears to me?Copy !req
109. Can you give those tears to me?Copy !req
110. When you fall, get right back up againCopy !req
111. When you fall, get right back up againCopy !req
112. When you fall, get right back up againCopy !req
113. When you fall, get right back up againCopy !req
114. When you fall, get right back up againCopy !req
115. When you fall, get right back up againCopy !req
116. When you fall, get right back up againCopy !req
117. When you fall, get right back up againCopy !req
118. Let's go together! Tell me "This is great" againCopy !req
119. Let's go together! Tell me "This is great" againCopy !req
120. Let's go together! Tell me "This is great" againCopy !req
121. Let's go together! Tell me "This is great" againCopy !req
122. Let's go together! Tell me "This is great" againCopy !req
123. Let's go together! Tell me "This is great" againCopy !req
124. Let's go together! Tell me "This is great" againCopy !req
125. Let's go together! Tell me "This is great" againCopy !req
126. Tears, tears, goodbye!Copy !req
127. Tears, tears, goodbye!Copy !req
128. Tears, tears, goodbye!Copy !req
129. Tears, tears, goodbye!Copy !req
130. Tears, tears, goodbye!Copy !req
131. Tears, tears, goodbye!Copy !req
132. Tears, tears, goodbye!Copy !req
133. Tears, tears, goodbye!Copy !req
134. These time-space distortions indicate the existence of a tremendous energy.Copy !req
135. And yet...Copy !req
136. the very existence of such an energy in this universe would be...Copy !req
137. Dr. Gel, if you keep agonizing over this, people will say, "It's hard to tell a poor thinker apart from a sleeping one,"Copy !req
138. or "The frog in the well can never soar with the eagle," or "The onlooker sees more than the actor."Copy !req
139. I-I'm so sorry, Doctor!Copy !req
140. Pyonium...Copy !req
141. Huh?Copy !req
142. Dr. Gel.Copy !req
143. Admiral Perry...Copy !req
144. How many times must I tell you to report in regularly?Copy !req
145. These space-phone charges are nothing to sneeze at.Copy !req
146. Huh?Copy !req
147. He's been at it for days now.Copy !req
148. I'd completely forgotten about his aptitude for science.Copy !req
149. You couldn't exactly judge it from the look of him.Copy !req
150. Very well.Copy !req
151. I'll leave this matter to you, Bea.Copy !req
152. We'll be launching an all-out assault to conquer Lagado.Copy !req
153. Lagado?Copy !req
154. You mean the planet that's just one big library?Copy !req
155. That's correct.Copy !req
156. We're going to teach them a lesson for their constant harassment over my overdue library book.Copy !req
157. What is missing from this formula?Copy !req
158. I'm Never Remembering You, BabyCopy !req
159. I'm Never Remembering You, BabyCopy !req
160. Just show me what's in the box already!Copy !req
161. I told you, if you open it, we'll forget what's inside.Copy !req
162. But if I don't, then I'll never know what it was in the first place.Copy !req
163. Once you open it, it'll be like none of this ever happened!Copy !req
164. I'm sorry, but that doesn't make any sense.Copy !req
165. Like I said, this is a super-rare alien species that I went to great lengths to finally catch.Copy !req
166. Anyone who sees it forgets about it,
which is why it hasn't been identified until now.Copy !req
167. So, how is it that you've managed to catch this alien when everyone before you has forgotten their encounter?Copy !req
168. Obviously, I've forgotten how, baby.Copy !req
169. We really did work hard for this!Copy !req
170. Yeah, really hard!Copy !req
171. But our method is not in my memory.Copy !req
172. For some reason, we can't remember.Copy !req
173. That's enough. I'm opening it.Copy !req
174. But why?Copy !req
175. Didn't you hear what I said?Copy !req
176. If you open it, we're all gonna forget about this whole thing!Copy !req
177. Well, if we'll forget everything,
then why do you still remember that we'll forget?Copy !req
178. Huh?Copy !req
179. Let's see...Copy !req
180. So when it comes down to it,Copy !req
181. we'll never know unless we open the box and see for ourselves!Copy !req
182. Whoa, wait! Hey! Hey!Copy !req
183. Dandy?Copy !req
184. Huh? Oh, Scarlet...Copy !req
185. What are you guys doing here?Copy !req
186. Oh, well, this alien...Copy !req
187. Huh?Copy !req
188. I have this faint recollection of having caught an alien.Copy !req
189. It's hazy, but I feel like we made the discovery of the century.Copy !req
190. It's a box, right?Copy !req
191. Yeah, it is.Copy !req
192. Why did you think the box was an alien?Copy !req
193. Huh?Copy !req
194. What's this?Copy !req
195. Aren't you the ones who brought it?Copy !req
196. You know, we don't have to invade the planet.Copy !req
197. You could always just return the book, couldn't you?Copy !req
198. It was stolen!Copy !req
199. This is surveillance footage of the formidable culprits who managed to circumvent our flawless security system.Copy !req
200. There's something familiar about these guys, don't you think?Copy !req
201. Yes, I do.Copy !req
202. Who could they be?Copy !req
203. This whole thing started after I checked out a book that Dr. Gel said he absolutely needed.Copy !req
204. If we have to pay a fine anyway,
we might as well just conquer the whole planet.Copy !req
205. What book was it, anyway?Copy !req
206. Secrets of the Cosmos for Dummies.Copy !req
207. I'm telling you, this book's gotta hold the secret to something.Copy !req
208. Something like what?Copy !req
209. Something like something.Copy !req
210. Something awesome or something.Copy !req
211. Well, this doesn't appear to be any sort of ancient writing.Copy !req
212. Come on, just give it a quick search.Copy !req
213. Hey, what're you guys looking at?Copy !req
214. I'd need an update to look into it,
and I'd need an update-update to perform that update.Copy !req
215. But my last update failed, and I don't even know where to start anymore, so it's not happening.Copy !req
216. What's this?Copy !req
217. Don't you get the feeling that something's missing here?Copy !req
218. Oh, are you taking a trip to Lagado or something?Copy !req
219. Whoa...Copy !req
220. Can you read this, Honey?Copy !req
221. It's for a sightseeing tour in Lagado, isn't it?Copy !req
222. Um, a complimentary 4-day, 3-night ticket for three?Copy !req
223. Complimentary?Copy !req
224. Now that you mention it,
it is starting to look like that's what it says!Copy !req
225. All you can eat, all you can drink, and all you can read?Copy !req
226. They say the best food is free, after all.Copy !req
227. All right!Copy !req
228. Then let's go check it out!Copy !req
229. Huh?Copy !req
230. It feels like Dandy and the others had
been away for a long time before now.Copy !req
231. Seventh Fleet, deployment complete.Copy !req
232. All right.Copy !req
233. Commencing occupation mission.Copy !req
234. First, send a surrender advisory to the authorities on Lagado.Copy !req
235. We'll teach those guys a lesson or two for thinking they can bombard His Excellency with past-due notices!Copy !req
236. Picking up a ship, port side aft! It's warping in!Copy !req
237. What?Copy !req
238. The Aloha Oe?Copy !req
239. Dr. Gel, it's Dandy! Dandy is here!Copy !req
240. Controlling luck through energy...Copy !req
241. No, there's still something missing.Copy !req
242. Prepare the tractor beam!Copy !req
243. Let's at least catch him first!Copy !req
244. Understood!Copy !req
245. Dandy...Copy !req
246. What are you doing here?Copy !req
247. This is quite the warm welcome!Copy !req
248. Looks like there's a fleet of ships here.Copy !req
249. It's possible that this is a trap.Copy !req
250. These guys are obviously here for the free food, baby.Copy !req
251. I'm not sure about that.Copy !req
252. Turn us around and stand by on the Aloha Beam!Copy !req
253. We're returning fire!Copy !req
254. Roger!Copy !req
255. Turning approximately 180 degrees!Copy !req
256. Aloha Beam standing by!Copy !req
257. Energy charge at 120 percent!Copy !req
258. Firing in five seconds!Copy !req
259. Four!Copy !req
260. Three!Copy !req
261. Two!Copy !req
262. One!Copy !req
263. Let 'er rip!Copy !req
264. I don't believe it.Copy !req
265. He's challenging the entire Gogol Space Force with just one ship?Copy !req
266. Damn you!Copy !req
267. Launch missiles!Copy !req
268. Target has vanished!Copy !req
269. Did they warp?Copy !req
270. No, it appears to have been an
unknown method of transportation.Copy !req
271. What should we do?Copy !req
272. Deploy reconnaissance probes.Copy !req
273. Understood!Copy !req
274. You're a formidable man, Dandy.Copy !req
275. What is this place?Copy !req
276. We're on the planet Lagado.Copy !req
277. What's going on?Copy !req
278. I can only guess that someone brought us down here against our will.Copy !req
279. I wonder if we were invited.Copy !req
280. Yeah, there's gotta be food and boobies waiting here for us!Copy !req
281. Huh?Copy !req
282. Something's coming!Copy !req
283. What's the deal with this place?Copy !req
284. The planet Lagado is also known as the Planetary Archives.Copy !req
285. The entire world is supposedly one giant library.Copy !req
286. I don't see a single person here, though.Copy !req
287. I wonder if there's any food around.Copy !req
288. For crying out loud...Copy !req
289. They invite us here and don't even bother to greet us?Copy !req
290. QT, what are you eating?Copy !req
291. Hey!Copy !req
292. Yummy!Copy !req
293. Ah, such savory data!Copy !req
294. Delicate, yet bold!Copy !req
295. It's conveying its essence directly to me!Copy !req
296. And it's so well organized!Copy !req
297. Are you sure you're not being hacked?Copy !req
298. You organics...Copy !req
299. You dirty organics couldn't even fathom how euphoric this is!Copy !req
300. Is it really that tasty?Copy !req
301. To me, the sensation of taste is no different than inputting data on that same sensation.Copy !req
302. Damn it, isn't any of this stuff here in the flesh?Copy !req
303. Real rice cakes, not just pictures of rice cakes!Copy !req
304. Real boobies, not just boobies in centerfolds!Copy !req
305. We can't live on data alone!Copy !req
306. Damn this lousy thing!Copy !req
307. Insolence!Copy !req
308. Huh?Copy !req
309. What is this?Copy !req
310. Welcome back home,Copy !req
311. Grand Librarian Alethia and Deputy Librarian Idea.Copy !req
312. Does either of those names belong to you?Copy !req
313. No response from Lagado to our surrender advisory.Copy !req
314. Too scared to even answer, are they?Copy !req
315. We've received images from the reconnaissance probes!Copy !req
316. All right.Copy !req
317. Put them up!Copy !req
318. This...Copy !req
319. Doctor?Copy !req
320. This is it!Copy !req
321. This is what the formula is missing!Copy !req
322. I understand!Copy !req
323. At last, I understand!Copy !req
324. The Librarian has greatly enjoyed sharing this adventure with you and is quite gratified.Copy !req
325. Sorry, but I have no idea what you're talking about.Copy !req
326. Alas, I suppose I can't reasonably expect such plebeians as yourselves to grasp the situation, now can I?Copy !req
327. Before you is the Librarian of the Planetary Archives, the banned book to end all banned books,Copy !req
328. otherwise known as Secrets of the Cosmos for Dummies.Copy !req
329. Huh? You mean that's not just a book?Copy !req
330. Our Excellency Alethia is of a bookalike race.Copy !req
331. Our Excellency deigns to personally
travel the galaxy, taking in knowledge,Copy !req
332. studying the truths of the universe each day,Copy !req
333. and storing it all away within this bodily form.Copy !req
334. And over here is...Copy !req
335. the deputy librarian, Idea.Copy !req
336. I was the one in charge of the recovery operation.Copy !req
337. You've truly done very well.Copy !req
338. Right...Copy !req
339. A phantom alien!Copy !req
340. It's parasitic?Copy !req
341. Now that I think about it,
I guess we were pretty blatantly manipulated.Copy !req
342. That you were.Copy !req
343. Our Excellency is of a species that can use others' brains to think vicariously.Copy !req
344. Doing so is much easier than
thinking for oneself, after all.Copy !req
345. Our Excellency wishes to congratulate you on your superbly executed rescue effort from the Gogols.Copy !req
346. I don't remember doing that.Copy !req
347. Whether you possess the memories or not is irrelevant.Copy !req
348. No, I mean, I really don't remember a thing.Copy !req
349. Erasing and rewriting the memories of others is a simple matter for Our Excellency.Copy !req
350. About Our Excellency's only shortcoming
is the inability to move around unassisted.Copy !req
351. Therefore, others are controlled to facilitate transportation.Copy !req
352. So you're telling me I just took on some rescue mission?Copy !req
353. That's correct.Copy !req
354. But I was certainly dismayed when you were so easily checked out.Copy !req
355. You must refrain from such indiscretion in the future, Librarian.Copy !req
356. Right. I'm sorry.Copy !req
357. Huh? You're a girl?Copy !req
358. I was desperate to see the outside world.Copy !req
359. When the checkout request came, I thought it'd be my only chance,Copy !req
360. so I couldn't help but control those around me.Copy !req
361. I sure know how that feels.Copy !req
362. Oh, what do you know?Copy !req
363. Put yourself in a dreaming girl's shoes!Copy !req
364. I wanted to see it for real, not just in books.Copy !req
365. The fire bandits, the smash-and-grab thieves,Copy !req
366. the hellish lives, incantation rituals,Copy !req
367. prison gates speared with the heads of the crucified.Copy !req
368. It sounds like you've really carved out your niche.Copy !req
369. In any case...Copy !req
370. Now, now. It's allowed the Librarian to grow through experience.Copy !req
371. Besides, coincidental though it may be,Copy !req
372. it appears to have yielded some
wonderful knowledge, has it not?Copy !req
373. By offering hints,Copy !req
374. text-type aliens trick others into thinking about problems that are too bothersome for them to deliberate over.Copy !req
375. By retrieving others' answers,Copy !req
376. they gather the energy used to think those thoughts for sustenance.Copy !req
377. So what you're saying is...Copy !req
378. They're like parasitic books who make others write new chapters for them, I guess.Copy !req
379. That is correct.Copy !req
380. You three weren't the slightest bit helpful in that regard.Copy !req
381. But not to worry.Copy !req
382. I understand, I understand!Copy !req
383. Doctor?Copy !req
384. Multiple unidentified weapon strikes
approaching from the planet's surface!Copy !req
385. We can't evade them all!Copy !req
386. What?Copy !req
387. Wh-What is this?Copy !req
388. Doctor, prepare to evacuate!Copy !req
389. That's it.Copy !req
390. That's what it is.Copy !req
391. That's the secret of the energy that Dandy possesses.Copy !req
392. Cosmic truths... The ever-changing truth!Copy !req
393. So beautiful...Copy !req
394. And yet...Copy !req
395. Doctor!Copy !req
396. Bea, do you want to know why this truth has remained undiscovered?Copy !req
397. Forget about that. We need to evacuate right away!Copy !req
398. It's too late.Copy !req
399. Bea, this truth is such that it
kills those who comprehend it.Copy !req
400. In other words...Copy !req
401. Those who come to learn it will die as a result.Copy !req
402. You've all forgotten,Copy !req
403. but the six months we spent together were some of the best times I've had.Copy !req
404. We were together for that long?Copy !req
405. However, I cannot so easily bear to erase our friendships after having spent so much time together.Copy !req
406. Of course, I have to wipe your memories,Copy !req
407. but my words aren't enough to express my feelings.Copy !req
408. Please accept this as a token of my gratitude.Copy !req
409. You all make your living by discovering rare aliens, right?Copy !req
410. Then please take that box with you.Copy !req
411. Just know that you absolutely must not open it prematurely.Copy !req
412. That is your reward.Copy !req
413. Look, just show me what's in the box, already.Copy !req
414. I told you, if you open it, we'll forget what's inside it.Copy !req
415. Contained in the box was a restricted videotape that manipulated any viewer's memories.Copy !req
416. Eventually, restricted cassette tapes, laser discs, and floppy disks would all become entangled,Copy !req
417. spawning a galactic war that saw no stone left unturned.Copy !req
418. Unfortunately, no records of it remain.Copy !req
419. To Be ContinuedCopy !req
420. To Be ContinuedCopy !req
421. Hey, EverettCopy !req
422. What am I in your world?Copy !req
423. Let me take a lookCopy !req
424. Hey, EverettCopy !req
425. According to you, there are lots of different worldsCopy !req
426. I'm not sure I understandCopy !req
427. "Hi, Dandy"Copy !req
428. "Hello"Copy !req
429. "How are you doing?"Copy !req
430. Hey, Ph.D.Copy !req
431. Your alternate worlds will always overlap and never interfereCopy !req
432. That blows my mindCopy !req
433. Things get harder when they coolCopy !req
434. Things melt when they're heatedCopy !req
435. This world is so full of rules that it's going to drive me crazyCopy !req
436. One dimension, two dimensions, three dimensionsCopy !req
437. A supernova is spreading from west to eastCopy !req
438. Easy game, easy gameCopy !req
439. Too easy gameCopy !req
440. The way there is fine, but what about coming back?Copy !req
441. A dream of a never-ending dreamCopy !req
442. A wonderful, milky kissCopy !req
443. Will this universe expand forever?Copy !req
444. Bee-ma, bee-ma, bee-ma, bee-ma, be my baby, be my baby.Copy !req
445. Be my baby, be my baby.
Bee-ma, bee-ma, be my baby, be my baby.Copy !req
446. Bee-ma, be-bop, be my baby.Copy !req
447. Next time:
"Nobody Knows the Chameleon Alien, Baby"Copy !req
448. Next time:
"Nobody Knows the Chameleon Alien, Baby"Copy !req