1. Officer down!Copy !req
2. I'm in the
freakin' bedroom!Copy !req
3. Come on!
I'm in the bedroom!Copy !req
4. Come and get me!Copy !req
5. Come on, man.Copy !req
6. This is a...Copy !req
7. Is he wearing
underwear?Copy !req
8. I don't know.Copy !req
9. It's funny, right?Copy !req
10. Come on. Just give
the key. Unlock me.Copy !req
11. Come on. Just unlock me!Copy !req
12. No, no, don't do that.Copy !req
13. That's not right.
That's not right! Don't!Copy !req
14. Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop!Copy !req
15. Three officers
started out the dayCopy !req
16. thinking they had
nothing in common.Copy !req
17. By end of shift, two of them
found out this was not true.Copy !req
18. What happened
to Dr. Breslow?Copy !req
19. He retired rather
suddenly, I'm afraid.Copy !req
20. Did he get shot?
What? Uh, no.Copy !req
21. No?
No. No, no...Copy !req
22. I thought maybe a hostage
situation or something.Copy !req
23. Yeah...Copy !req
24. (laughs)
Yes.Copy !req
25. How long you
been doing this?Copy !req
26. Um, this is
my second day.Copy !req
27. Your sec... All right.Copy !req
28. Well, you're doing good.Copy !req
29. Well, uh, thank
you very much.Copy !req
30. Oh, sure.Copy !req
31. What kind of practice
did you have before this?Copy !req
32. Private.Copy !req
33. The, uh, well-off worried.Copy !req
34. Should their kids transferCopy !req
35. from Crossroads
to Harvard-Westlake?Copy !req
36. Someone got a better facelift
than someone else.Copy !req
37. That sort of thing.Copy !req
38. I went to Harvard-Westlake.Copy !req
39. Oh.Copy !req
40. I transferred out
after a semester.Copy !req
41. My father stopped paying
the tuition.Copy !req
42. How'd you feel about that?Copy !req
43. What?Copy !req
44. How did you
feel about that?Copy !req
45. I was pretty confused
at that point.Copy !req
46. My, uh...Copy !req
47. My father walked out
on my mom and me.Copy !req
48. We were living in this big house
off of Sunset.Copy !req
49. And I started going
to public school.Copy !req
50. Dr. Breslow...Copy !req
51. mentioned
that there was...Copy !req
52. a violent incident
in your childhood.Copy !req
53. Is that right?Copy !req
54. Would you mind my asking
what happened?Copy !req
55. My father's a defense attorney.Copy !req
56. One of his clients broke
into our house.Copy !req
57. My father had already split.Copy !req
58. My mom and I were there.Copy !req
59. Go on.Copy !req
60. They beat her up.Copy !req
61. You saw this?Copy !req
62. Yeah, I did.Copy !req
63. How old were you?Copy !req
64. I was ten.Copy !req
65. So you're ten
years old,Copy !req
66. your father
walks out on you,Copy !req
67. drug dealers beat
up your Mom, and...Copy !req
68. it's fine?Copy !req
69. And now I'm a cop.Copy !req
70. Thank you, Dr. Freud.Copy !req
71. Says here that this
is your last session.Copy !req
72. How do you feel
about the shooting?Copy !req
73. I'm okay with it.Copy !req
74. I didn't enjoy it.Copy !req
75. It was unavoidable.Copy !req
76. Some guys, they work 20 years,Copy !req
77. they never have
to shoot anybody.Copy !req
78. It's just weird.Copy !req
79. How much it means
to guys like that.Copy !req
80. I'm okay with it.Copy !req
81. Good.Copy !req
82. Good.Copy !req
83. Good. All right.Copy !req
84. Well, I'm gonna go to work.Copy !req
85. All right,
well, I, uh...Copy !req
86. I wish you luck.Copy !req
87. Yeah, you, too.Copy !req
88. So that wraps it
up there, right?Copy !req
89. Yup.Copy !req
90. Being from Beverly
Hills and all,Copy !req
91. you must have been
in lots of therapy.Copy !req
92. Yeah, it's definitely
not my first time at the
rodeo.Copy !req
93. What about you?
You ever been in therapy?Copy !req
94. Yeah.Copy !req
95. When my marriage ended.Copy !req
96. It was good.Copy !req
97. Worked some things out.Copy !req
98. Six Adam 43, see the man.Copy !req
99. Possible stolen vehicle
at 455 Tiffany Circle.Copy !req
100. What the hell
does that mean?Copy !req
101. Donte, Po-po's here.Copy !req
102. Yeah. All right. Peace.Copy !req
103. Sir, your car was stolen?Copy !req
104. Yeah.Copy !req
105. Azure got jacked.Copy !req
106. Playoffs coming up, dude.Copy !req
107. I can't be in that
kind of trouble.Copy !req
108. Can you be
more specific?Copy !req
109. Went out last night,
hit some places,Copy !req
110. came home,Copy !req
111. some people came to chill,
Bentley Azure got jacked.Copy !req
112. So you want to file
a police reportCopy !req
113. for a stolen vehicle?Copy !req
114. You ever go for some strange?Copy !req
115. Excuse me?Copy !req
116. All right.Copy !req
117. All right,
come here.Copy !req
118. Come here.Copy !req
119. I'm married,
all right?Copy !req
120. My wife is in St. Barts
with Donte Junior.Copy !req
121. She has this dog,Copy !req
122. a Great Dane.Copy !req
123. I don't give a fuck
about the car.Copy !req
124. Insurance'll cover it,Copy !req
125. but you got to get me
the dog back.Copy !req
126. Now, she comes
home tomorrow.Copy !req
127. Got to get me the dog.Copy !req
128. I got some pictures of
it somewhere around here.Copy !req
129. Sir, do you or do you not
want to file a police report?Copy !req
130. I'm married,
motherfucker,Copy !req
131. I can't be
filing no report.Copy !req
132. So, women took the car?Copy !req
133. Yeah, women took the car.Copy !req
134. And you don't want
to file a report?Copy !req
135. You ain't
listening, bro.Copy !req
136. Protect and serve,
motherfucker.Copy !req
137. You got something
against me? I got rights.Copy !req
138. Sir, you have
to file a police report.Copy !req
139. We're not private detectives.Copy !req
140. All right.Copy !req
141. All right. All right.Copy !req
142. I got a better idea.Copy !req
143. I go with you.Copy !req
144. We go looking around.Copy !req
145. I got some ideas
where the bitches be at.Copy !req
146. Wait here. Let me
change, all right?Copy !req
147. Ten, 15 minutes.Copy !req
148. I can't even...Copy !req
149. 15 Adam 85, a possible overdose
at 3321 Mulholland.Copy !req
150. Possible overdose now.Copy !req
151. Two-seven-nine-one,
RD-one-five-seven nine.Copy !req
152. He said they'd been doing
drugs,
she started to choke.Copy !req
153. I guess she was overdosing.Copy !req
154. He said they'd been
partying hard all night.Copy !req
155. Anyway, she's choking,
he panics,Copy !req
156. says he wanted
to give her a tracheotomy.Copy !req
157. I guess he missed.Copy !req
158. So, I guess
it's a suspicious death,
right?Copy !req
159. No.Copy !req
160. No, it's not
a suspicious death.Copy !req
161. This isn't a frigging
Agatha Christie novel.Copy !req
162. There's accidental
death, there's suicide,Copy !req
163. and then there's homicide.Copy !req
164. This is homicide.
He's going in for murder.Copy !req
165. You should give him one
of your dad's cards.Copy !req
166. This guy— he's gonna
need a good lawyer.Copy !req
167. Let's go.Copy !req
168. Why are you
arresting me?Copy !req
169. I tried to
save her life!Copy !req
170. With a Bic pen?Copy !req
171. I just got shot.
Where are we?Copy !req
172. I don't know.Copy !req
173. Every time I make a turn,Copy !req
174. you look up at
the street sign.Copy !req
175. You got to know
where we are at all times.Copy !req
176. All right, I got it.
This is it. This is it.Copy !req
177. (shouting)
Put it down right now!Copy !req
178. Shoot her! Shoot her!
Shoot her! Shoot her!Copy !req
179. I spent all weekend
with this scumbag,Copy !req
180. and then he stops payment
on the check?Copy !req
181. Ma'am, put the gun down
right now!Copy !req
182. Leave me alone!
She's gonna shoot me!Copy !req
183. I spent three daysCopy !req
184. with this scumbag,
and then he...Copy !req
185. Put it down!Copy !req
186. Put the gun down!
Put the gun down!Copy !req
187. Ma'am, put the gun down.
Please. I'm sorry.Copy !req
188. We'll deal
with that later.Copy !req
189. Put the gun down
right now!
Put the gun
down!Copy !req
190. Put the gun down
right now!Copy !req
191. Put the gun down.
Please don't shoot me.Copy !req
192. I'm begging you.
I'm begging you.Copy !req
193. Please, don't, don't.Copy !req
194. Yeah. Oh, get her.
Get her! Get her!Copy !req
195. Get her! Get her! Get her!
She's-She's gonna kill me.Copy !req
196. Sir, turn around, put
your hands on the car.
What?Copy !req
197. Turn around, put your hands
on the car, spread your legs.Copy !req
198. I got to search you.
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute. No...Copy !req
199. Put your hands
on the car.
I'm the star of the
movie.Copy !req
200. That's Timmy
freakin' Davis, man.Copy !req
201. I thought you retired.Copy !req
202. Retired? Bitch
filed for divorce.Copy !req
203. She wants half
my pension?Copy !req
204. Hell with that.Copy !req
205. Besides, I miss you guys.Copy !req
206. Why don't you
arrest him?Copy !req
207. I spent three days with him,Copy !req
208. doing every single thing he
wants, and he bounces the check?Copy !req
209. We were so high, I don't
even remember your name.Copy !req
210. I'll write you another...
(loud, overlapping chatter)Copy !req
211. Hey.
It was a
misunderstanding.Copy !req
212. I didn't have enough
money in my account.Copy !req
213. I'm a big fan, man.
I love your movies.Copy !req
214. Really?
I'm a huge fan.Copy !req
215. You should be.
I love Bodybag.Copy !req
216. Oh, Bodybag II's
coming out in the fall.Copy !req
217. It's the bomb.
Oh, sweet.Copy !req
218. All right, okay,
you know what?Copy !req
219. You got to go down
to the station,Copy !req
220. talk this over
with the detectives.Copy !req
221. Oh, no. I-I'm work...
I'm shooting a movie right
now.Copy !req
222. I understand that.
Look, we can smooth this out.Copy !req
223. Smooth it out?Copy !req
224. What are you...?Copy !req
225. You know what?
Maybe you should retire.Copy !req
226. She's pointing
a loaded gun at him.Copy !req
227. This is ADW, okay?
She's going to jail.Copy !req
228. Hey, look, look.
Come on, guys.Copy !req
229. I'll just write her
another check. No big deal.Copy !req
230. You see? He'll
write another check!Copy !req
231. Yeah, and I'm...
All right?Copy !req
232. How about we clear it upCopy !req
233. with the detectives
down at the station?Copy !req
234. Or we can do that.Copy !req
235. I got him.Copy !req
236. I got him. I got him.Copy !req
237. You go with her, okay?
I got him.Copy !req
238. Give me the
weapon.Copy !req
239. Okay.Copy !req
240. Come on,
let's go.Copy !req
241. Okay.
Let's go.Copy !req
242. Let's go.
Let's go.Copy !req
243. Officer, uh, Dudeck is it? Okay.Copy !req
244. Bring him in, Dewey.Copy !req
245. (mumbling)
All right.
All right.Copy !req
246. You start taking
witness statements.Copy !req
247. Come here.Copy !req
248. I'll get your cuffs
back to you.Copy !req
249. You're booking him for murder?Copy !req
250. Yes, we are.Copy !req
251. This isn't a murder!Copy !req
252. I didn't murder anyone!Copy !req
253. Well, when the coroner's
report comes back, we'll see.Copy !req
254. Oh.
But right now,
it's 187 PC.Copy !req
255. And you're bailing
him out anyway,Copy !req
256. so what's the difference?
Victim's sister
is here.Copy !req
257. He was trying to help her.Copy !req
258. He should get an award for this.Copy !req
259. Right. You get awards
for saving lives,Copy !req
260. not taking them.Copy !req
261. Ms. Campbell?Copy !req
262. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
263. Why don't you
have a seat?Copy !req
264. Okay?Copy !req
265. Well, just-just tell me.Copy !req
266. She's... She's dead, right?Copy !req
267. Yes. I'm very sorry.Copy !req
268. She OD'd, right?Copy !req
269. Well, we're not
exactly sure.Copy !req
270. What the hell
does that mean?Copy !req
271. She was doing some drugs.Copy !req
272. She passed out,Copy !req
273. and the man who she was withCopy !req
274. tried to do a tracheotomy
on her.Copy !req
275. And he... he cut
her carotid artery,Copy !req
276. and she bled to death.Copy !req
277. There was no reason
for him to leave the setCopy !req
278. in the first place.
He was...Copy !req
279. I understand.
We're working on it.Copy !req
280. All right? Good luck.
Good luck on the movie.Copy !req
281. Yeah.Copy !req
282. Is that the director?Copy !req
283. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
284. Yeah.Copy !req
285. Dude!Copy !req
286. Hold on, baby.Copy !req
287. What's up?Copy !req
288. Hey, guess what.Copy !req
289. I, uh... I did
hire your dad,Copy !req
290. and I hooked up
with your sister again.Copy !req
291. We're all going out tonight.
You want to cruise?Copy !req
292. Baby, yeah. Guess who
I'm standing here with?Copy !req
293. Yeah. It's for you.Copy !req
294. Hey, Olivia. Yeah?Copy !req
295. Want to search my trailer?Copy !req
296. Yeah, I'll call you
later.Copy !req
297. Yeah.Copy !req
298. So you coming out tonight
or what?Copy !req
299. (laughing):
Yeah, baby, isn't
that crazy?Copy !req
300. I know.Copy !req
301. You think you guys are
the only ones who work?Copy !req
302. Keep me waiting for an hour?Copy !req
303. Okay, so let me
get this straight.Copy !req
304. Therapy in the morning,Copy !req
305. a little chitchat
on the phone.Copy !req
306. You want to go to
Spago for lunch?Copy !req
307. I hate that place.
Guys are too old.Copy !req
308. Shut up!Copy !req
309. What the hell
are you doing?Copy !req
310. People become cops for
two reasons, all right.Copy !req
311. They need the paycheckCopy !req
312. or they like to carry a big gun
and tell people what to do.Copy !req
313. All right, now you—Copy !req
314. you surely don't
need the money.Copy !req
315. I don't think
you're a freak.Copy !req
316. So what the hell are
you doing here?Copy !req
317. I'm a cop,
same as you're a cop.Copy !req
318. Bullshit, Richie Rich.Copy !req
319. When I joined, this was
the only job I could getCopy !req
320. making 30 thou a year.Copy !req
321. It's better
than digging ditches.Copy !req
322. I left my wallet
in my trailer, bro.Copy !req
323. Here you go.
Oh, be cool, man.
That's embarrassing.Copy !req
324. Give me a C-note.Copy !req
325. Come on.Copy !req
326. Let's go.
Let's go, come on.Copy !req
327. Wait, wait,
wait, wait.Copy !req
328. You're gonna drive.Copy !req
329. We're gonna
have a cigar.Copy !req
330. Dewey, are you kidding me?Copy !req
331. You can't smoke in there.Copy !req
332. Who cares?Copy !req
333. Lighten up
a little bit.Copy !req
334. Yeah, lighten up,
sweetheart, okay?Copy !req
335. Have some fun.Copy !req
336. Hey.Copy !req
337. What do you think about acting?Copy !req
338. You know like in the movies
like me.Copy !req
339. (Dewey laughs)
That works for you?Copy !req
340. Women actually
go for that?Copy !req
341. Women go for anything I do.Copy !req
342. Women go for it.Copy !req
343. She's a drag.
Come on.Copy !req
344. All units, a 211 in progress
at 402 Genessee.Copy !req
345. Two male Caucasians
wearing dark clothing.Copy !req
346. Whoa!
Light 'em up!
Whoa!Copy !req
347. Hold on, darlin'.Copy !req
348. Go!Copy !req
349. Officer needs assistance,Copy !req
350. two suspects heading northbound
on GenesseeCopy !req
351. between the businesses.Copy !req
352. Run, run!Copy !req
353. I'm telling you, baby!Copy !req
354. He's gaining on you!Copy !req
355. Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!Copy !req
356. Stop! Stop! Stop!Copy !req
357. Down!Copy !req
358. Face down, arms
at your side! Now!Copy !req
359. Down!Copy !req
360. Spread 'em!Copy !req
361. 6 Adam 43,
show suspects in custodyCopy !req
362. at the rear of 1321/2 Genessee.Copy !req
363. Copy that.Copy !req
364. 1321/2?Copy !req
365. That's right.Copy !req
366. These the guys
that beat you?Copy !req
367. No, that's not them.Copy !req
368. Of course that's them.Copy !req
369. I saw them beating her!Copy !req
370. Ma'am, step inside,
please.Copy !req
371. Put 'em in the tank.Copy !req
372. Look...Copy !req
373. I know what's
going on here.Copy !req
374. These guys are hassling you
every week, right?Copy !req
375. You don't have to pay
these people.Copy !req
376. Is it just these two
or are there more?Copy !req
377. Could you get
my wig, please?Copy !req
378. It's...Copy !req
379. We're the police.Copy !req
380. We will protect you.Copy !req
381. Look, you seem like
a lovely gentleman,Copy !req
382. but who the hell do you think
you're kiddin'?Copy !req
383. Tell Dewey to take our suspect
back with him.Copy !req
384. I'm going to stay here,Copy !req
385. see if she'll
change her mind.Copy !req
386. Bentley and a Great Dane.Copy !req
387. Want me to call it in?Copy !req
388. No.Copy !req
389. So, anyway, I got this blond.Copy !req
390. I got her bent over a sofa,
right.Copy !req
391. But I'm inebriated,
right.Copy !req
392. I'm intoxicated.Copy !req
393. And I-I pass out
on top of herCopy !req
394. and I'm smoking
a cigar.Copy !req
395. I burn a hole...Copy !req
396. So, look, we're gonna hand
you over our suspect.Copy !req
397. We gotta stay here and
deal with this.
Fine.Copy !req
398. Was Dewey just in the
back seat with him?Copy !req
399. Don't ask.Copy !req
400. Ma'am, we're gonna
transfer you over now.Copy !req
401. I had a Bentley once.Copy !req
402. For a week.Copy !req
403. Hey!Copy !req
404. Hey, come on!Copy !req
405. You can't park there!Copy !req
406. Okay, ma'am,
out of the car, please.Copy !req
407. I'd rather stay
with you.
(chuckles)Copy !req
408. Now, please.Copy !req
409. Thanks.Copy !req
410. Dewey, where is he?Copy !req
411. Who?
(scoffs)Copy !req
412. I don't know, he
must have escaped.Copy !req
413. You're such an asshole.Copy !req
414. Watch your head.Copy !req
415. Hey, I'm sorry.
Whoa! Whoa!Copy !req
416. Hey, man, I don't
want to lose that.Copy !req
417. You feel bad
about what you told her?Copy !req
418. What? What, "we're the police,
we'll protect you"?Copy !req
419. Yeah.Copy !req
420. No.Copy !req
421. You don't lie to 'em like that,
nobody ever gets put away.Copy !req
422. Yeah, but we can't
protect them.Copy !req
423. Those guys are just
gonna come back.Copy !req
424. Or two more
just like 'em.Copy !req
425. It is what it is.Copy !req
426. This domestic
we're going to?Copy !req
427. They're tricky.Copy !req
428. Gotta be on your guard.Copy !req
429. You get there and she's
screaming at youCopy !req
430. to lock up the asshole
that just beat her up,Copy !req
431. you go to put the cuffs on
him,
next thing you know,Copy !req
432. she's jumping
on your back,Copy !req
433. trying to rake your eyes out
for locking up her beloved.Copy !req
434. Yeah, I got it.Copy !req
435. Oh, yeah?Copy !req
436. Mommy and Daddy
didn't get along?Copy !req
437. A little trouble
in Beverly Hills?Copy !req
438. What is your problem?
Well, you never saidCopy !req
439. why you learned to shoot.Copy !req
440. You said where,
but you never said why.Copy !req
441. I wanted to learn.
Yeah.Copy !req
442. Nobody shoots like youCopy !req
443. didn't spend a lot
of time doing it.Copy !req
444. Just doesn't equate, Bijan.Copy !req
445. How'd you learn?Copy !req
446. My dad taught me.Copy !req
447. In between stints
in prison.Copy !req
448. Why don't you try
Be a man sometimes!Copy !req
449. open your ears
Why don't you try
to be a man?Copy !req
450. and shut your mouth!
Get a job!Copy !req
451. (overlapping yelling)
Shit.Copy !req
452. I should punch you
in your mouth!Copy !req
453. I should punch you
in your mouth!Copy !req
454. This asshole has been
hitting me again.Copy !req
455. I been screaming
all day.Copy !req
456. Hey! Hey! Hey!Copy !req
457. Stop!Copy !req
458. Shut up right now!Copy !req
459. Shut up!Copy !req
460. Where are the kids?
They're in school.Copy !req
461. Where the hell you
think they are?Copy !req
462. You know what?Copy !req
463. you.Copy !req
464. I'm sick of this.Copy !req
465. I'm not coming back
here anymore.Copy !req
466. Put your hands
on my badge.Copy !req
467. What? What for?
I'm giving you
a divorce.Copy !req
468. Man, you trippin'.Copy !req
469. You can't do that.
Sure I can.Copy !req
470. Put your hand
on my badge.Copy !req
471. Right hand.Copy !req
472. Get-get— Don't!
Off! Off!Copy !req
473. I said don't touch me.
Don't touch me!Copy !req
474. Put your goddamn
hands on...Copy !req
475. You watch...
Don't touch me!Copy !req
476. Get off me! Get off me!
Oh...Copy !req
477. You watching this?Copy !req
478. All right now.
Okay.Copy !req
479. Do you want
to do this?Copy !req
480. Do you want
to do this?Copy !req
481. Oh, please!Copy !req
482. Please!
Whatcha gonna do?Copy !req
483. You got a choice
right now.Copy !req
484. You put your hand
on my badgeCopy !req
485. and we take
care of this.Copy !req
486. Now.Copy !req
487. Right hand.Copy !req
488. By the power vested in me
by the state of California,Copy !req
489. I now pronounce you divorced.Copy !req
490. Now, pack your bag
Mm-hmm.Copy !req
491. and get the fuck out of here.Copy !req
492. Go! You heard him! Get out!Copy !req
493. Yeah, why don't you get
off your ass sometimes?Copy !req
494. Oh, get out!
Get your assCopy !req
495. off the couch
sometime, will you?Copy !req
496. He ain't even
got no car!Copy !req
497. Walk! Walk!
Broke! Broke ass!Copy !req
498. I'll be back
for your ass!
Shut up!Copy !req
499. That's for damn sure!
Oh, please!Copy !req
500. You better believe that!
You heard him, right?Copy !req
501. You believe it,
all right?Copy !req
502. You hear that?
Yeah.Copy !req
503. Yeah, I did.Copy !req
504. Okay, no, I gotta call you back.Copy !req
505. Why the hell you
wearing a puss, huh?Copy !req
506. You had a good day.Copy !req
507. You made a bust, pulled
a gun off the street.Copy !req
508. Dewey, you let him go.Copy !req
509. That's gonna come
back to haunt us.Copy !req
510. We needed his statement.Copy !req
511. Why the hell you gotta
make such a big dealCopy !req
512. out of everything?Copy !req
513. You gotta be kidding me.Copy !req
514. I put my ass on
the line for you.Copy !req
515. I gave you another shot when
no one else would work with
you.Copy !req
516. No one!Copy !req
517. And now I'm gonna get
in trouble for this?Copy !req
518. For that asshole?Copy !req
519. So you can impress himCopy !req
520. with what a big man you are?Copy !req
521. You know what, Dewey?Copy !req
522. I actually care about my job.Copy !req
523. If this is the way
you do police work,Copy !req
524. I want a new partner.Copy !req
525. You on the rag?Copy !req
526. Hmm?Copy !req
527. The shift is freaking over, man.Copy !req
528. Relax.Copy !req
529. She, uh, acted a little bit.Copy !req
530. Barry was a producer.Copy !req
531. Uh, she tried to write.Copy !req
532. I'm a writer.Copy !req
533. Oh, yeah?
Mm-hmm.Copy !req
534. What do you write?Copy !req
535. I just published
my second novel.Copy !req
536. That's, that's tremendous.Copy !req
537. Hmm.Copy !req
538. Don't tell me
you want to write?Copy !req
539. (chuckles)
Busted.Copy !req
540. I would, uh, I would think
that the things that you witnessCopy !req
541. would be very interesting.Copy !req
542. And heartbreaking.Copy !req
543. Have you tried?Copy !req
544. Yeah, yeah, I have.Copy !req
545. Short stories.Copy !req
546. Very short.Copy !req
547. I teach a class.Copy !req
548. You should come.Copy !req
549. I'm a really good teacher.Copy !req
550. Yeah.Copy !req
551. It would light a fire
under your ass.Copy !req
552. You actually produce for my
class or I throw your ass out.Copy !req
553. No excuses.Copy !req
554. Hey.Copy !req
555. Hey, um, we need to go
do that interview.Copy !req
556. This is Keren Campbell.Copy !req
557. I'm sorry for your loss.Copy !req
558. Thank you.Copy !req
559. So where do you live now?Copy !req
560. Uh, in Los Feliz.Copy !req
561. Sweet!Copy !req
562. You all right?
You all right?Copy !req
563. Of course I'm all right.Copy !req
564. Whoo-hoo! (laughing)Copy !req
565. Thanks, bro.Copy !req
566. Grab the tomatillo sauce.Copy !req
567. You know, if those
kids were there,Copy !req
568. I would've handled
that differently.Copy !req
569. The only way it ends
is if one of them leaves.Copy !req
570. But they never do.Copy !req
571. Either that or one of them
kills the other one.Copy !req
572. Round and round.Copy !req
573. It never ends.Copy !req
574. So fucking sick of it.Copy !req
575. Your Dad ever hit your Mom?Copy !req
576. Have to call the West
Latte police station,Copy !req
577. have them come on over?Copy !req
578. Man, what is it with you?Copy !req
579. Enough.Copy !req
580. Tomatillo sauce.Copy !req
581. Can I get some napkins?Copy !req
582. This thing's a class three!Copy !req
583. How the hell'd you
get a permit for this?Copy !req
584. I didn't.Copy !req
585. My props guy— Hey, man!Copy !req
586. Props guy, he hooked me up,Copy !req
587. he converted it
from a semi to full auto.Copy !req
588. Hey, baby, this is
my friend, uh, Dewey.Copy !req
589. Wow, yeah.
Is that a costume?Copy !req
590. Yeah, I'm one of
the Village People.Copy !req
591. (laughing):
You the Y, the W,Copy !req
592. the C or the A, huh?Copy !req
593. Hey, be cool, man.
Rambo!Copy !req
594. I know, hey, this mother
fires real live ammo, okay.Copy !req
595. Coyote!Copy !req
596. Dead coyote.Copy !req
597. You like that thing?Copy !req
598. Text all your
little buddies?Copy !req
599. I don't get it.Copy !req
600. I want less ways for people
to reach me, not more.Copy !req
601. The lone wolf.Copy !req
602. That's right, hombre.Copy !req
603. Got yourself a hot date?Copy !req
604. Yeah, it's my half sister.Copy !req
605. Ah, don't you Beverly Hills
folks date your sisters?Copy !req
606. There's nothing wrong
with that, right?Copy !req
607. Whoa.Copy !req
608. Pull it over.Copy !req
609. It's all good,
it's all good.Copy !req
610. Hey, guys.Copy !req
611. How you doing tonight?Copy !req
612. License and registration,
please.Copy !req
613. I got it in here somewhere.Copy !req
614. How you doing?Copy !req
615. Oh, we're fine.Copy !req
616. Oh.Copy !req
617. This is registered
to Donte Johnson.Copy !req
618. I know.Copy !req
619. He gave it to me.Copy !req
620. (dog growling)
It's a present.Copy !req
621. What's the dog's name?Copy !req
622. I do not remember.Copy !req
623. Come on, ladies.Copy !req
624. You took the car,
you took the dog.Copy !req
625. No, no, no, no, no.Copy !req
626. It ain't even like that, no.Copy !req
627. Donte is a real close friend.Copy !req
628. I got a lot of close friends.Copy !req
629. You boys feel like a party?Copy !req
630. No.Copy !req
631. You sure?Copy !req
632. He's sure.Copy !req
633. Well, you can pet him,
he's real nice and friendly.Copy !req
634. I just died!Copy !req
635. I'm on this
domestic call, right?Copy !req
636. Husband and wife.Copy !req
637. The chick's been beat down, man,Copy !req
638. two black eyes, she's crying.Copy !req
639. I'm feeling bad,
what the hell do you sayCopy !req
640. to a woman whose
got two black eyes?Copy !req
641. What?
Nothing!Copy !req
642. You done told that bitch twice!Copy !req
643. What's the matter, man?Copy !req
644. A bunch of girls
here, man, be cool.Copy !req
645. You don't like that one?Copy !req
646. That was not good.
I'm an actor.Copy !req
647. Hey, hey!
Know your audience.Copy !req
648. You know what, I need some...Copy !req
649. I need some new material,
could you help me with that?Copy !req
650. You do need some new material,
you can't have her.Copy !req
651. You know, I always knew,
one way or another,Copy !req
652. that this guy
would do her in.Copy !req
653. You know, I'd send
her to Hazeldon,Copy !req
654. she would stay straight
for a few monthsCopy !req
655. and then Barry would callCopy !req
656. and he would say that
he'd straightened out,Copy !req
657. that they needed each other.Copy !req
658. And she would
go back to him.Copy !req
659. Every time.Copy !req
660. Why do women do that?Copy !req
661. Why do they go back
to the men that hurt them?Copy !req
662. I don't know.Copy !req
663. It's a terrible disease.Copy !req
664. No.Copy !req
665. You know what? Screw that.Copy !req
666. Lou Gehrig had a disease.Copy !req
667. Muhammed Ali has a disease.Copy !req
668. Michael J. Fox has a disease.Copy !req
669. Franklin D. Roosevelt?Copy !req
670. God...Copy !req
671. You're hilarious.Copy !req
672. Are you married?Copy !req
673. Yeah.
Hmm.Copy !req
674. I am.
Too bad.Copy !req
675. Want to go surf tomorrow?Copy !req
676. Where?Copy !req
677. I don't know.Copy !req
678. We could make a day of
it and drive up the coast.Copy !req
679. Stop at the Fish
Shack on the way back.Copy !req
680. Cool.Copy !req
681. Can Adam come?Copy !req
682. Which one's Adam?Copy !req
683. I met him in sixth grade.Copy !req
684. He's Samoan.Copy !req
685. Sure.Copy !req
686. What is it?Copy !req
687. Hey. Hey, I need you
to come get me right now.Copy !req
688. Where are you?Copy !req
689. I don't know.
I'm in Hollywood somewhere.Copy !req
690. I'm at Davis's place.Copy !req
691. No way.Copy !req
692. I'm fucked up right now, okay?Copy !req
693. I need you.Copy !req
694. Why don't you call your wife,
Dewey?Copy !req
695. Get her to come.Copy !req
696. Wait. Wait.
Listen to me. Listen to me.Copy !req
697. I-I got a disorder, all right?Copy !req
698. I know I'm an ass, but...Copy !req
699. I'm an alcoholic, okay?Copy !req
700. I'm working on the ninth step.Copy !req
701. I need to make amends with you.Copy !req
702. Tonight?Copy !req
703. Now! Right now!Copy !req
704. Yeah?Copy !req
705. I don't care aboutCopy !req
706. the car, Mannix.Copy !req
707. I just want the damn dog.Copy !req
708. So, you still won't
press charges?Copy !req
709. No, dawg.Copy !req
710. Just bring the car, the animal,Copy !req
711. whatever, back over to me here,Copy !req
712. I'll take care of y'all.Copy !req
713. I look like Anthony Pellicano?Copy !req
714. Good luck in the playoffs, dawg.Copy !req
715. Let's go.Copy !req
716. Ladies, you have a good night.Copy !req
717. Thank you.Copy !req
718. What?Copy !req
719. What's the address?Copy !req
720. We got to make
a little stop.Copy !req
721. Hot fuzz!Copy !req
722. Officer down!Copy !req
723. I'm in the freakin' bedroom!Copy !req
724. Come on!
I'm in the bedroom!Copy !req
725. Come and get me!Copy !req
726. Come on, man!
This is a...Copy !req
727. Is he wearing
underwear?Copy !req
728. I don't know.Copy !req
729. It's funny, right?Copy !req
730. Come on. Just give me the key.
Unlock me.Copy !req
731. Coop, unlock me, okay?
Oh, hang on
there a second.Copy !req
732. No, no, don't do that.Copy !req
733. That's not right.
That's not right.Copy !req
734. That's not cool. That's...Copy !req
735. Don't do that. Don't do that.Copy !req
736. Rogue's gallery.
Okay?Copy !req
737. Some people say it doesn't
exist, and you know...Copy !req
738. Just unlock it.Copy !req
739. We document
the colossal fuck up,Copy !req
740. the indescribably grotesque,
the profane...Copy !req
741. Come on!Copy !req
742. the ridiculous,
the sacred.Copy !req
743. Unlock me, man! Now!Copy !req
744. Hey, whoa, whoa. Hold
on, hold on, hold on.Copy !req
745. Better get
this. Here.Copy !req
746. Ow! Ow! Shit.Copy !req
747. I don't want you
to lose that.Copy !req
748. Oh shit.
All right.Copy !req
749. Give me the key.Copy !req
750. No. You got yourself into
this, you get yourself out.Copy !req
751. Wait. What do you mean?
You're gonna just leave me
here?Copy !req
752. Where's your gun?Copy !req
753. My pants are right here. Ow!Copy !req
754. Ow. Ow.Copy !req
755. Where's the
gun, dude?Copy !req
756. Some chick took it.Copy !req
757. Pray she's still here.Copy !req
758. I swear
to God, Cooper,Copy !req
759. I'm gonna
kill you.Copy !req
760. I'm gonna freakin'
kill you, Coop...Copy !req
761. Stop moving.Copy !req
762. Stop... moving.Copy !req
763. You got a pass today.Copy !req
764. Next time,Copy !req
765. I call your parole officer,
and you're going in.Copy !req
766. Come on, dance.Copy !req
767. Dance. Forget about him.Copy !req
768. Forget about him.Copy !req
769. It's an old injury.
Yeah?Copy !req
770. No big deal.Copy !req
771. You ever try
acupuncture?Copy !req
772. I've tried everything.Copy !req
773. You guys okay?Copy !req
774. We're used
to this.Copy !req
775. Our Aunt's
coming to
pick us up.Copy !req
776. You got
your stuff?Copy !req
777. Yeah.Copy !req
778. Shut up! Let me
get my stuff!Copy !req
779. so I can get
out of here.
(woman shouting)Copy !req
780. Oh, your boys
are back.Copy !req
781. Mutual combat.Copy !req
782. I told him not
to come back.Copy !req
783. I came back to
get my stuff.Copy !req
784. She stood in
front of the door.Copy !req
785. Call up for transport.
They're both going in.
What?Copy !req
786. Get up!
(overlapping shouting)Copy !req
787. Six Adam 43. Request transpo,
our location.Copy !req
788. Turn around,
ma'am.
(overlapping shouting)Copy !req
789. Hands behind your back.
Hands behind your back.Copy !req
790. Palms together.
Palms together.Copy !req
791. What, you happy now?
Yes!Copy !req
792. Yes. Yes.
I'll bet you are.Copy !req
793. Next time, you're going
out on a stretcher.Copy !req
794. By whom?
Mm-hmm. Uh, see if you
can walk out next time.Copy !req
795. This in unbelievable. I'm the
victim here. Look at my face.Copy !req
796. You have the right
to remain silent.Copy !req
797. You have the right
to remain silent.Copy !req
798. Anything you say can be used
against you in court.Copy !req
799. Oh!Copy !req
800. You have the right
to the presence of an attorneyCopy !req
801. before and during
any questioning.Copy !req
802. You still didn't
answer my question.Copy !req
803. Yeah? Which one?Copy !req
804. You got a look on your face
at the domestic.Copy !req
805. Leads me to think...Copy !req
806. Daddy beat up Mommy.Copy !req
807. It was worse
than that.Copy !req
808. Hmm. Nothing's worse
than that.Copy !req
809. Believe me, I know.Copy !req
810. Oh, yeah?Copy !req
811. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
812. My old man is the biggest
asshole who ever lived.Copy !req
813. What'd yours do?Copy !req
814. I already told you.Copy !req
815. All right,
all right.Copy !req
816. No. Do you
want to know?Copy !req
817. All right,
I was ten.Copy !req
818. My mom— she's a little, uh...Copy !req
819. She's a little fragile.Copy !req
820. My dad walks out on her.Copy !req
821. And these drug dealers
he represented—Copy !req
822. they broke
into the house.Copy !req
823. They beat the hell
out of her.Copy !req
824. I mean, just...Copy !req
825. I went to defend her,Copy !req
826. and they knocked out my teeth.Copy !req
827. And after that, I...Copy !req
828. I had some trouble sleeping,
so...Copy !req
829. So I learned to shoot.Copy !req
830. All right? End of story.Copy !req
831. Now will you get off my back?Copy !req
832. My old man's a
bigger asshole than that.Copy !req
833. Is he dead?Copy !req
834. No.Copy !req
835. No, he's, uh...Copy !req
836. He's around.Copy !req
837. In prison.Copy !req
838. He raped and murdered someone.Copy !req
839. You have a good night.Copy !req
840. Thank you.Copy !req
841. Look, um, I don't know
how much longerCopy !req
842. I can keep doing this,
'cause I'm really afraidCopy !req
843. one of the doctors
is gonna notice.Copy !req
844. How much of that stuff
are you taking?Copy !req
845. You worried about me?Copy !req
846. Yeah, John, I'm
worried about you.Copy !req
847. You're working non-stop,
I know you're in pain...Copy !req
848. I'm fine. I'm fine.Copy !req
849. This is worse
than when we were married.Copy !req
850. Can I help you?Copy !req
851. Yeah, uh, Sherman party, please?Copy !req
852. Right this way, sir.Copy !req
853. Ben!Copy !req
854. Dude.Copy !req
855. Dad heard you were coming,
so he wanted to come say hello.Copy !req
856. Ben. Hello.Copy !req