1. And so
just like in nature,Copy !req
2. I can add the mixture
into the volcano and—Copy !req
3. Oh, Pele, god of fire,
show us your—Copy !req
4. Oh, it's all g-gooey.Copy !req
5. Okay, good job, Butters.
You get a check.Copy !req
6. Thank you,
Miss Choksondik.Copy !req
7. I got a check.
That's like a "C".Copy !req
8. Okay, whose project
should we look at next?Copy !req
9. How about... Eric?Copy !req
10. Eric Cartman.Copy !req
11. Stand by, please.Copy !req
12. Now, Eric!Copy !req
13. Oh, God damn it!
- Ha, ha!Copy !req
14. Shut, you!Copy !req
15. Yes, well...Copy !req
16. For my project, I made a pencil
taped to a pen.Copy !req
17. In this way we see the duality
of writing devicesCopy !req
18. that occurs in nature.Copy !req
19. You just put that thing
together just now.Copy !req
20. I'm giving you
a check minus.Copy !req
21. Ah! God damn it,
I hate check minus!Copy !req
22. Sit down.Copy !req
23. I'll make you
eat your parents.Copy !req
24. What did you say?
- Nothing.Copy !req
25. Alright, Token,
you're next.Copy !req
26. Using my laptop,
I hooked into the internetCopy !req
27. and found a meteorology
website.Copy !req
28. I downloaded the data,Copy !req
29. and with my dad's
video projector,Copy !req
30. I can show you the graph I made
of predictable weather patternsCopy !req
31. over the next three months.Copy !req
32. Ohh...Copy !req
33. I also printed out the results
on my color printer.Copy !req
34. Here you are,
Miss Choksondik.Copy !req
35. Very, very good, Token.
You get a check plus.Copy !req
36. Alright!Copy !req
37. Oh, that is such
bullcrap!Copy !req
38. Oh, Eric,
for the love of God.Copy !req
39. No, no, see, this is
the fundamental flawCopy !req
40. with the check, check plus,
check minus system.Copy !req
41. The only reason Token
was able to do all thatCopy !req
42. is because
his family is rich.Copy !req
43. My family isn't rich.Copy !req
44. Oh, come on, token,
your new house isCopy !req
45. four times the size
of anyone else's in town.Copy !req
46. And who else gets crab cakes
and lobster tailCopy !req
47. in their lunch boxes?Copy !req
48. Your family is rich, dude.
- But I...Copy !req
49. Let's just see where token's
clothes come from, shall we?Copy !req
50. Ooh, Armani Exchange.Copy !req
51. Armani Exchange?Copy !req
52. All the rest of us have to
buy our clothes at J-mart.Copy !req
53. Have you ever even been
inside a J-mart, Token?Copy !req
54. I didn't think so.Copy !req
55. Yeah, dude,
your family's so rich,Copy !req
56. they have their own
pool table.Copy !req
57. Yeah, and their own
sprinkler system.Copy !req
58. You don't think
you're rich?Copy !req
59. Hello, Token, how was
school today?Copy !req
60. Mom, Dad, why do we have
a bigger houseCopy !req
61. than everybody else
in South Park?Copy !req
62. Well, because we have
more money, son.Copy !req
63. I know, but why?Copy !req
64. Well, because we went
to graduate schoolCopy !req
65. and therefore have
more lucrative jobsCopy !req
66. than most people in town.Copy !req
67. For instance,
your mother is a chemistCopy !req
68. for a pharmaceutical company,Copy !req
69. whereas your friend
Eric Cartman's motherCopy !req
70. is a crack whore.Copy !req
71. One pays
more than the other.Copy !req
72. Why, sweetie?
What's the matter?Copy !req
73. All the kids
at school todayCopy !req
74. made fun of me
because I'm rich.Copy !req
75. Oh.Copy !req
76. I don't want to be rich
anymore.Copy !req
77. I want to eat macaroni
and cheese for dinnerCopy !req
78. and wear clothes from J-mart.
- J-mart?Copy !req
79. Son, you don't know
what you're saying.Copy !req
80. I just want to be like all
the other kids in South Park.Copy !req
81. Please, Mom and Dad,
please!Copy !req
82. You... Sure you want
to do this, son?Copy !req
83. I'm sure.Copy !req
84. Hmm...Copy !req
85. Where's the valet?Copy !req
86. He must be parking
someone else's car.Copy !req
87. Ah, here we go.Copy !req
88. Take good care
of it, please.Copy !req
89. Here's $20.Copy !req
90. Ho!Copy !req
91. They've activated some kind
of alien blinding device.Copy !req
92. That's not
a blinding device, Dad,Copy !req
93. It's fluorescent
lighting.Copy !req
94. Oh.Copy !req
95. Excuse me,
where would we findCopy !req
96. young men's
fashion apparel?Copy !req
97. Aisle 6,
next to the pretzels.Copy !req
98. Next to the...Copy !req
99. Come on!Copy !req
100. Hey, look, these pants are
only 5 bucks apiece.Copy !req
101. They must really suck.
What do you think?Copy !req
102. What—what brand
are they?Copy !req
103. it doesn't matter, Mom.Copy !req
104. They're poor people pants.Copy !req
105. Hey, uh, Sharon,Copy !req
106. Isn't that
the Williamses?Copy !req
107. Huh?
Oh, yeah, it is.Copy !req
108. What are they doing here?Copy !req
109. They can afford to shop
at Cherry Creek.Copy !req
110. You see that, Sheila?Copy !req
111. The Williamses
are shopping here.Copy !req
112. I don't get it.Copy !req
113. He must pull in
at least 200,000 a year.Copy !req
114. Son, can you just
hurry it up?Copy !req
115. I don't think
we quite fit in here.Copy !req
116. Ooh, looks like you landed
on Park Avenue, Stan.Copy !req
117. You owe me $10 million.Copy !req
118. Hey, guys.Copy !req
119. Oh, hey, dude, did you
bring the movie?Copy !req
120. I sure did.Copy !req
121. Hey, you changed
your clothes, Token.Copy !req
122. Yeah well, y'know, I did
a little shopping at J-mart.Copy !req
123. Alright, well, let's just
watch The Lion King.Copy !req
124. Cartman's cheating
anyways.Copy !req
125. Here you go.Copy !req
126. What's that?Copy !req
127. It's a DVD
of the Lion King.Copy !req
128. DVD? We don't own
a DVD player.Copy !req
129. Yeah, dude, nobody does.
They're too expensive.Copy !req
130. Not too expensive for Token's
rich-ass family, apparently.Copy !req
131. Don't you have
a VHS of it?Copy !req
132. I only have this.Copy !req
133. Oh, well, let me take this
disk up to the EnterpriseCopy !req
134. and see if Captain Kirk
can decrypt it.Copy !req
135. What's a VHS?Copy !req
136. Oh, Jesus, dude.Copy !req
137. Come on, guys,Copy !req
138. We'll just have to find
other stuff to do.Copy !req
139. Heh, "what's a VHS?"Copy !req
140. Ooh, look at this, honey.Copy !req
141. A beautiful unspoiled
town in the rockies.Copy !req
142. This is just what we've
been looking for.Copy !req
143. like Aspen was
30 years ago.Copy !req
144. Sounds nice.Copy !req
145. We could buy hundreds of acres
of land for next to nothing.Copy !req
146. And then I could finally
live like a cowboy.Copy !req
147. Oh, Will, the country would
be such a nicer placeCopy !req
148. to raise our kids.Copy !req
149. Oh, kids!
- Yes, daddy.Copy !req
150. How would you like to move
to the Colorado Rockies?Copy !req
151. The mountains,
daddy?Copy !req
152. Can we have horses?Copy !req
153. Oh, can we,
can we, daddy?Copy !req
154. You bet!
- Hooray!Copy !req
155. Well, here it is,
our home to be.Copy !req
156. Oh, Will,
it's beautiful.Copy !req
157. Hi, welcome
to the neighborhood.Copy !req
158. Well, thank you,
young man.Copy !req
159. We're the Smiths.Copy !req
160. Ah, a local boy.Copy !req
161. You shall be
our new playmate.Copy !req
162. I'm Frederick.Copy !req
163. This is my sister Lisa
and my brother Daniel.Copy !req
164. I'm Token.Copy !req
165. Our daddy is
a very famous actor.Copy !req
166. What does your
daddy do?Copy !req
167. Ah, he's a lawyer,
I think.Copy !req
168. How quaint.Copy !req
169. Kids, why don't you go
play with little TokenCopy !req
170. while your mother and I
check out the town?Copy !req
171. Very well.
Come, local boy.Copy !req
172. Show us how to play
your mountain games.Copy !req
173. Alright!Copy !req
174. Thanks, God.Copy !req
175. And this is the room
where my mom and dadCopy !req
176. keep their original
Van Gogh painting.Copy !req
177. Yes, yes, we have
one of those too.Copy !req
178. In fact, we have seven
of them, I believe.Copy !req
179. You do?
God, that's great!Copy !req
180. Why?Copy !req
181. I'm just so happy
you guys moved into town.Copy !req
182. You see, I used to be
the only rich kid.Copy !req
183. All the other families here are
kind of low-to-middle income.Copy !req
184. Why? What happened
to all their money?Copy !req
185. Well, they never really
had any money.Copy !req
186. Then why don't their
daddies just act in a movie?Copy !req
187. Well, I think that they—Copy !req
188. Sometimes children must be
very firm with their daddies.
- Indeed.Copy !req
189. like when Daddy doesn't
want to act in a movieCopy !req
190. because he thinks
the script is bad.Copy !req
191. So we must
plead with him:Copy !req
192. "please, Daddy, please.
It's $20 million, Daddy."Copy !req
193. "Please, Daddy,
please."Copy !req
194. "20 million is still
12 million after taxes, Daddy."Copy !req
195. "I want a llama, Daddy.
Please, Daddy!"Copy !req
196. "Daddy, please!"
- "Daddy!"Copy !req
197. And so Daddy
does the picture.Copy !req
198. That's... great.Copy !req
199. $20 million great.Copy !req
200. Sorry, Snoop Dogg,Copy !req
201. but Will Smith is
on line 3 for you.Copy !req
202. Oh.Copy !req
203. William, how are you,
buddy?Copy !req
204. Great, Snoop Dogg,
and you?Copy !req
205. Couldn't be better.Copy !req
206. I'm just laying down some
vocals for my new album.Copy !req
207. Great, Snoo-Snoo.Copy !req
208. Listen, remember how we
always talked aboutCopy !req
209. wanting to buy property
up in the mountainsCopy !req
210. so our kids could
ski and ride horses?Copy !req
211. Oh, yes, the kids bug me
about it all the time.Copy !req
212. Well, I found the place,
Snooty Roo.Copy !req
213. It's in the Rockies
but totally undiscovered,Copy !req
214. laid-back and beautiful.Copy !req
215. Oh, it sounds lovely!Copy !req
216. You really should
come give it a look.Copy !req
217. Jada and I would love for some
friends to move here with us.Copy !req
218. I certainly will, William.Copy !req
219. And perhaps I'll give ol'
Magic and Kobe Bryant a call.Copy !req
220. They've been looking for
vacation properties, as well.Copy !req
221. Great!
Well, listen,Copy !req
222. let me let you
get back to your recording.Copy !req
223. I'll see you soon, bye.Copy !req
224. Bye.Copy !req
225. Alright, let's take it
from the top, gang.Copy !req
226. Look, there's more of them
moving into our town.Copy !req
227. Y'know, Oprah Winfrey is
building a house up on Cannon,Copy !req
228. and some Snoop Doggy Doodoo
built a gigantic place on Main.Copy !req
229. Yep, there goes
the neighborhood.Copy !req
230. That's the fifth family
of them that's moved here.Copy !req
231. Seems like
all of a sudden,Copy !req
232. South Park is being
overrun by those types.Copy !req
233. Hey, what are you
saying?Copy !req
234. What types?Copy !req
235. You know, those types—Copy !req
236. rich people.Copy !req
237. Oh.Copy !req
238. I don't take kindly
to rich folk!Copy !req
239. Neither does Ned.Copy !req
240. Nope.Copy !req
241. I remember
back in the day,Copy !req
242. rich folk weren't
allowed in South Park.Copy !req
243. Now they're moving here
in droves!Copy !req
244. They're gonna be sending
their kids to our schoolsCopy !req
245. and mixing them with
our pure, non-rich kids.Copy !req
246. Oh, yeah,
and it won't be longCopy !req
247. before they drive all of us
poor, underachieving peopleCopy !req
248. out of town with inflated
real estate costs.Copy !req
249. Damn, I hate them
stupid richers.Copy !req
250. Yeah, hey, rich guy!
Hey, richie rich!Copy !req
251. Yeah, I'm talking
to you, richer.Copy !req
252. What's in the huge box,
richer,Copy !req
253. your checkbook?Copy !req
254. Yeah, how many
rich people does it takeCopy !req
255. to screw in a lightbulb?Copy !req
256. None!Copy !req
257. They can hire people
to do it for them!Copy !req
258. Yeah, hey, hey—Copy !req
259. You guys know why richers
have such big garages?Copy !req
260. 'Cause they need a place
for all their PorschesCopy !req
261. and boats
and aircraft carriers.Copy !req
262. Yeah, that's right,
cash-chucker.Copy !req
263. Go have fun with
your $2 million house.Copy !req
264. I guess we showed them.Copy !req
265. a little to the left.Copy !req
266. That's great.Copy !req
267. And let's put another
pool over there.Copy !req
268. Uh-huh, good.Copy !req
269. Token, these are Oprah's
newly adopted children,Copy !req
270. Dominique and Zizi.Copy !req
271. Hello!
- Hi.Copy !req
272. Cheerio.Copy !req
273. Ah, and these are
Puff Daddy's kids:Copy !req
274. P. Diddy-Mini,
P. Poofy Bite-SizeCopy !req
275. and Puffa Diddy Diddy
Puff Fun-Size.Copy !req
276. Wow, my plan to get rich
people here sure did work.Copy !req
277. Hey, I got a great idea!Copy !req
278. Let's all pack some lunches
and go sledding.Copy !req
279. Oh no, we're
going shopping.Copy !req
280. - shopping!
- Yes, come, Token.Copy !req
281. We're all going
to head down to the mallCopy !req
282. and buy
some of the stores.Copy !req
283. Oh. Alright then.Copy !req
284. Excuse me, can we get
a couple of beers over here?Copy !req
285. They've got nice, expensive
beers for you across the streetCopy !req
286. at the new Wolfgang Puck's.Copy !req
287. That's all right. We just want
some nice, cheap beer tonight.Copy !req
288. Maybe you didn't see
the sign out front.Copy !req
289. This bar is for people
living below their means only.Copy !req
290. Yeah!Copy !req
291. This is a free country.Copy !req
292. I can have a drink
wherever I want.Copy !req
293. Come on, Kobe,
let's just go.Copy !req
294. This ain't over,
this ain't over by a long shot.Copy !req
295. Oh, those richers
are getting snooty.Copy !req
296. We've got to
show these richersCopy !req
297. that they aren't
welcome here.Copy !req
298. What do you mean?Copy !req
299. How about tonight we sneak up
to one of their houses,Copy !req
300. and right on their lawn,Copy !req
301. we'll set fire to
a big lowercase "t".Copy !req
302. Lower case "t"?Copy !req
303. Yeah, for
"time to leave".Copy !req
304. Yeah!Copy !req
305. Jimbo, you take
some folkCopy !req
306. and build a big wooden
lowercase "t".Copy !req
307. I'll take the rest and get
some gas and torches ready.Copy !req
308. alright!Copy !req
309. "t"?Copy !req
310. T-time to leave?Copy !req
311. "t" is for time to leave,
cash-chucker!Copy !req
312. I'm calling the police.Copy !req
313. I think
we scared him.Copy !req
314. Yeah, next house
we'll do a capital "T",Copy !req
315. to show them we really
mean business!Copy !req
316. yeah!Copy !req
317. Now, Token,
polo is very simple.Copy !req
318. You simply must hit
the williets into somesilionCopy !req
319. with your fragamenth.Copy !req
320. Well, yeah, but can't
we just playCopy !req
321. without wearing
these uncomfortable uniforms?Copy !req
322. Can't we play
without the uniforms?Copy !req
323. Yes, and let's eat caviar
without blinis as well.Copy !req
324. Now come, Token,
and remember,Copy !req
325. it doesn't matter
who wins.Copy !req
326. It matters who wins
three times in a row.Copy !req
327. Tallyho!Copy !req
328. Tallyho!Copy !req
329. Hooray!Copy !req
330. Frederick,
it's wonderful!Copy !req
331. What in the hell
are they doing?Copy !req
332. - Is that fun?
- I don't know.Copy !req
333. We don't have horses,
so we can't play.Copy !req
334. Well, let's just play
our game then.Copy !req
335. Alright.
- Alright, I'll start.Copy !req
336. I'll kick you
in the nuts, Kenny!Copy !req
337. I'll kick you
in the nuts, Stan!Copy !req
338. I'll kick you
in the nuts, Cartman.Copy !req
339. Ow!Copy !req
340. You see, you must
pay attention, Token.Copy !req
341. I was able to jollyrow
your davishmereCopy !req
342. with a forecastle.Copy !req
343. This game is
too confusing.Copy !req
344. How about we have
a snowball fight?Copy !req
345. A snowball fight?Copy !req
346. How barbaric.Copy !req
347. Yes, Token, if you want
to play such savage games,Copy !req
348. I suggest you go
live with lions.Copy !req
349. I don't fit in
anywhere.Copy !req
350. Oh boy, we're going
to the zoo.Copy !req
351. We can eat
Jell-o pudding.Copy !req
352. All right, this is
gonna be fun, kids.Copy !req
353. We're going to the zoo.Copy !req
354. We can eat the Jell-o pudding
and chocolate cake.Copy !req
355. Hey, what are you doing?Copy !req
356. If you're gonna ride
the bus in South Park,Copy !req
357. you're gonna have to
sit in the front!Copy !req
358. Yeah!Copy !req
359. Yeah, that's where
the first-class seating is.Copy !req
360. Yeah, how do you
like that, richer?Copy !req
361. It's very nice,
actually.Copy !req
362. Yeah, I'll bet it is.Copy !req
363. Very, very comfy.Copy !req
364. Uh-huh, looks like it.Copy !req
365. Hello, my name is Token.Copy !req
366. I don't fit in with all the kids
at South Park Elementary,Copy !req
367. so I invited a bunch of
rich kids to move to town.Copy !req
368. The problem is, I don't
fit in with them either.Copy !req
369. That's why I've come
to live with you.Copy !req
370. So if you'll have me and
raise me as one of your own,Copy !req
371. I promise to be
the best lion I can be!Copy !req
372. Ahh, yeah.Copy !req
373. You there,
come march with us.Copy !req
374. For what?Copy !req
375. All the poor people
in townCopy !req
376. think they can persecuteCopy !req
377. and harass us
decent rich folk.Copy !req
378. So we're uniting and marching
on the town square.Copy !req
379. The Million
Millionaire March!Copy !req
380. - Yeah!
- Come on, brother.Copy !req
381. But... I'm not rich.Copy !req
382. What?Copy !req
383. I'm just a school
cafeteria chef.Copy !req
384. I don't make much money.Copy !req
385. We'll give you $100.Copy !req
386. Ooh, fudge the snow now.Copy !req
387. Arrr!Copy !req
388. Look at the little
black lion, Mommy.Copy !req
389. He's cute, isn't he?Copy !req
390. Roar!Copy !req
391. What are you
doing here, boy?Copy !req
392. You, you talk.
I understood you.Copy !req
393. I must be
becoming a lion.Copy !req
394. You're not
becoming a lion.Copy !req
395. The only way you can do that
is to see Aslan.Copy !req
396. Who's Aslan?Copy !req
397. Very well,
walk this way.Copy !req
398. Is this the boy who's been
living in our realm?Copy !req
399. Yes.Copy !req
400. Are you Aslan?Copy !req
401. I am.Copy !req
402. Well, I'm Token.Copy !req
403. So you want to live
with the lions, do you?Copy !req
404. Yes, umm, great Aslan.Copy !req
405. I don't fit in
anywhere else.Copy !req
406. And what makes you think
you'd fit in with us?Copy !req
407. Well, I don't know.Copy !req
408. Do you like jokes?Copy !req
409. What?Copy !req
410. Jokes—you know,
funny, ha-ha!Copy !req
411. Us lions love jokes.Copy !req
412. I like jokes a lot.Copy !req
413. Hmm, then there may be
hope in you yet,Copy !req
414. Young apprentice lion.Copy !req
415. Very well, we will
let you stayCopy !req
416. if you can pull this
thorn from my paw.Copy !req
417. Go on, try it.
Pull my thorn.Copy !req
418. Come on,
pull my thorn!Copy !req
419. So can I stay?Copy !req
420. You may.Copy !req
421. But being a lion may be
harder than you think.Copy !req
422. A million millionaires
are gathering their ranksCopy !req
423. and will be marching on
the town square tonightCopy !req
424. in South Park
to petition the endCopy !req
425. of separate bars, bus seating,
and restaurants.Copy !req
426. It looks like it will be
a great turnout,Copy !req
427. as some of the
millionaires also paidCopy !req
428. several thousand Mexicans
to march for them.Copy !req
429. if they get that petition
passed, it's all over.Copy !req
430. I guess we learned
our lesson.Copy !req
431. You can't fight rich folk.
They're just too powerful.Copy !req
432. Now, come on,
is that any way to talk?Copy !req
433. They won, Garrison,Copy !req
434. they can't be
scared out of town.Copy !req
435. No, we just haven't
scared them the right way.Copy !req
436. Think about it.Copy !req
437. What scares rich people
more than anything?Copy !req
438. Ghosts?Copy !req
439. Bingo.Copy !req
440. Rich people won't want
to live in South ParkCopy !req
441. if they think
it's haunted.Copy !req
442. Yeah!Copy !req
443. Everyone get some
sheets from home.Copy !req
444. If we can't chase
the richers out,Copy !req
445. We'll spook 'em out!Copy !req
446. Yeah!
- Let's go!Copy !req
447. Aslan.Copy !req
448. Yes, what is it,
young lion apprentice?Copy !req
449. I think I'm gonna
go home now.Copy !req
450. Home?Copy !req
451. But I thought your friends
made fun of you at home.Copy !req
452. They do, but I guess
I learned something today.Copy !req
453. You see, even though kids
at South Park make fun of me,Copy !req
454. I still like
hanging around themCopy !req
455. more than snobby rich kids
or lions.Copy !req
456. Even though I may be
different from them,Copy !req
457. I still like
my old friends best.Copy !req
458. It sounds like
you've learned much,Copy !req
459. young lion apprentice.Copy !req
460. Very well.Copy !req
461. But before you go,Copy !req
462. perhaps you would like
a stick of gum?Copy !req
463. No, thanks.Copy !req
464. Go on; it's spearmint.Copy !req
465. No, because there's
a spring in there,Copy !req
466. and if I pull the gum out,
it's gonna hurt my finger.Copy !req
467. Ohh, so you don't
want any gum then?Copy !req
468. Are you sure?Copy !req
469. Go on, try it!Copy !req
470. Ow.Copy !req
471. Oh, that is
good stuff!Copy !req
472. Jesus, lions suck.Copy !req
473. And so it is
with great determinationCopy !req
474. that us decent rich Americans
have gathered to sayCopy !req
475. we will be
separated no more.Copy !req
476. Hooray!Copy !req
477. This certainly has been
an enlightening evening.Copy !req
478. And as mayor,
I accept your petitionCopy !req
479. and will abolish
all separation laws.Copy !req
480. Yeah!Copy !req
481. And I want to assure
the nation that is watchingCopy !req
482. that South Park is not a town
of prejudice or bigotry.Copy !req
483. Woo...Copy !req
484. Boo!Copy !req
485. Boo!Copy !req
486. Woo...Copy !req
487. What the...Copy !req
488. Oh God, no.Copy !req
489. Boo!Copy !req
490. Haa!Copy !req
491. Karl, do you see
what I see?Copy !req
492. Yes, Martin.Copy !req
493. I do believe this town
is "hainted."Copy !req
494. Boo!Copy !req
495. Kids, go find
the limo and get in!Copy !req
496. You didn't tell me
this town was hainted.Copy !req
497. I didn't know!Copy !req
498. I! Didn't! Know!Copy !req
499. It's working.Copy !req
500. They're scared
to death.Copy !req
501. Pack up
your things quickly.Copy !req
502. We got to
get out of here.Copy !req
503. Boo!Copy !req
504. Oh, hey, there's Token.Copy !req
505. Hey, guys.Copy !req
506. Dude, we're gonna play
football; you wanna play?Copy !req
507. You mean...
You want me around?Copy !req
508. Sure, dude,
you're our friend.Copy !req
509. Yeah, I know.Copy !req
510. But you guys always
rip on me for being rich.Copy !req
511. Dude, just because we rip
on you for being richCopy !req
512. doesn't mean
we don't like you.Copy !req
513. Yeah, we're guys, dude.Copy !req
514. We find something about
all our friends to rip on.Copy !req
515. We make fun of you
for being richCopy !req
516. Just like we make fun of
Butters for being wimpy.Copy !req
517. They sure do.Copy !req
518. Yeah, like we rip on
Kyle for being a Jew.Copy !req
519. Right.
- That's right, huh?Copy !req
520. And Stan for being
in love with Wendy.Copy !req
521. Yeah, I get it
for that.Copy !req
522. And Cartman
for being fat.Copy !req
523. And Cartman
for being stupid.Copy !req
524. And Cartman for having
a whore for a mom.Copy !req
525. Hey.Copy !req
526. And Cartman for being
a sadistic asshole.Copy !req
527. Hey, you did me
already!Copy !req
528. You're right, guys.Copy !req
529. From now on, I'm fine with being
made fun of for being rich.Copy !req
530. Oh, but we're not gonna rip on
you for being rich anymore.Copy !req
531. You're not?Copy !req
532. No, dude, because since
you got your feelings so hurtCopy !req
533. for being ripped on,
now we think you're a pussy.Copy !req
534. Yeah, so now you're
a pussy—pussaholic.Copy !req
535. Come on, Token, we're
gonna play football, you puss.Copy !req
536. Pussy!
- Yeah, what a puss.Copy !req
537. Yeah, that guy's a pussy.Copy !req
538. Wait, I like being ripped on
for being rich better!Copy !req
539. That was it.Copy !req
540. We just saw the last of 'em
speeding away in a van.Copy !req
541. Alright!Copy !req
542. They were so scared, I'm sure
they'll never be back.Copy !req
543. That's great!Copy !req
544. Now we can sell all their homes
and become millionaires!Copy !req
545. What?Copy !req
546. But then you had us do
all that for nothing.Copy !req
547. Don't you see?Copy !req
548. If you get rich
selling these homes,Copy !req
549. Then there will still be
rich people in South Park.Copy !req
550. Yeah, you'd become
what you hate.Copy !req
551. Well yeah, but at least I got
rid of all those damn ni—Copy !req