1. Mrph rmhmhm rm!
Mrph rmhmhm rm!Copy !req
2. What are you guys
all doing here?Copy !req
3. I don't know.Copy !req
4. I got this emergency letter
from Cartman,Copy !req
5. who said to meet
in his basement.Copy !req
6. Yeah.
Us too.Copy !req
7. Ah, gentlemen.
Thank you for coming.Copy !req
8. We don't have a lot of time,
so I'll cut to the chase.Copy !req
9. The girls at our schoolCopy !req
10. have been hiding something
from us —Copy !req
11. hiding something huge.Copy !req
12. What?Copy !req
13. What if I were to tell you
that the girls have a deviceCopy !req
14. which allows them to see
into the future?Copy !req
15. What?Copy !req
16. How do you know?Copy !req
17. The girls do not have a device
that shows them the future.Copy !req
18. That's retarded.Copy !req
19. You, sir, mocked Cartman before,Copy !req
20. yet you too sit here
demanding answers.Copy !req
21. Now, damn you, let him speak!Copy !req
22. Thank you, Clyde.Copy !req
23. Uh, I'm afraid it's true.Copy !req
24. I secretly videotaped the girls
on the playground yesterdayCopy !req
25. using my Wellington Bear
video camera.Copy !req
26. I caught the following images
on tape.Copy !req
27. I warn you.Copy !req
28. These images may be too shocking
for young children.Copy !req
29. Okay.
I'm not looking.Copy !req
30. Video playback, initialize.Copy !req
31. So cool.Copy !req
32. Okay. My turn, my turn!
Do me now!Copy !req
33. Okay, Bebe.
What do you want to know?Copy !req
34. I want to know if I'm gonna live
in a big mansion in the future.Copy !req
35. Okay.
Let's find out.Copy !req
36. Ready?
Pick a number.Copy !req
37. Four!Copy !req
38. One, two, three, four.Copy !req
39. - Okay. Pick a color.
- Blue.Copy !req
40. B-L-U-E.Copy !req
41. - All right. Pick another color.
- Red!Copy !req
42. Okay. Okay. Will Bebe live
in a big mansion in the future?Copy !req
43. - "Definitely yes."
- All right!Copy !req
44. Whoa.Copy !req
45. Do me next!Copy !req
46. I want to know if I'm
gonna marry somebody cute.Copy !req
47. I'll do it. I'll do it.
Pick a number.Copy !req
48. - Three!
- One, two, three.Copy !req
49. - Where did they get that thing?
- Shh!Copy !req
50. G-R-E-E-N.Copy !req
51. - Now blue.
- "The answer is no."Copy !req
52. Aw, dang it!Copy !req
53. Oh, my God.
How does it know the answer?Copy !req
54. I... don't believe it.Copy !req
55. Believe it!Copy !req
56. The girls can ask it
any question they want,Copy !req
57. and it gives them an answer.Copy !req
58. Freeze image.Copy !req
59. Gentlemen... we have to get
our hands on that device.Copy !req
60. How is the incubation shield
coming, Clyde?Copy !req
61. It's all set.Copy !req
62. Once we have the device,
it can be housed in here safelyCopy !req
63. until we know
what we're dealing with.Copy !req
64. Good man.Copy !req
65. Any luck here?Copy !req
66. The outside of the device
seems to be covered in numerals.Copy !req
67. Inside are colors,Copy !req
68. which must open up
some kind of temporal time wall.Copy !req
69. Good.
Keep working.Copy !req
70. We want to know all we can
before we try to operate it.Copy !req
71. All right, gentlemen.Copy !req
72. Our containment center for the
time relic is nearly complete.Copy !req
73. All that's left
is get the device from the girlsCopy !req
74. and bring it here.Copy !req
75. Let's go take it!Copy !req
76. Don't be a fool, Craig.Copy !req
77. You really think the girlsCopy !req
78. are just gonna hand
that technology over?Copy !req
79. So what do you suggest?Copy !req
80. Heidi Turner... is going to have
a slumber partyCopy !req
81. on Thursday night.Copy !req
82. There's no doubt in my mind
the girls will be usingCopy !req
83. the future-telling device there.Copy !req
84. If we can get somebody invited
to that slumber party,Copy !req
85. not only can we get ahold
of the deviceCopy !req
86. but find out how to use it.Copy !req
87. Yeah.
There's just one problem.Copy !req
88. A boy can't go
to a chick slumber party.Copy !req
89. No.
Not a boy... but a girl.Copy !req
90. One of us is going to have to
go undercover —Copy !req
91. show up in school tomorrowCopy !req
92. disguised as the new girl
who just moved to town.Copy !req
93. You mean like that movie
"Juwanna Mann"?Copy !req
94. No, not like "Juwanna Mann,"
Kevin, okay?Copy !req
95. It's way cooler than that!Copy !req
96. But if one of us pretends
to be the new girl in class,Copy !req
97. the girls will wonder
where that boy went.Copy !req
98. Which is why we'd have to fake
that boy's death.Copy !req
99. It's simple spy stuff,
my friends.Copy !req
100. Take your top man,
fake his death,Copy !req
101. then send him in
disguised as the enemy.Copy !req
102. That's a pretty solid idea.Copy !req
103. But who?Copy !req
104. Mr. And Mrs. Stotch?Copy !req
105. - Yes. What is it, Officer?
- You'd better come quick.Copy !req
106. Your son is down
at the Bowery BuildingCopy !req
107. threatening to kill himself!Copy !req
108. What?Copy !req
109. Don't do it, son!Copy !req
110. You have too much to live for!Copy !req
111. Oh, my God!
Butters!Copy !req
112. Oh.
Uh... hi, Mom!Copy !req
113. Just keep stalling, Butters.Copy !req
114. We don't have the dead pig
quite ready yet.Copy !req
115. Uh...Copy !req
116. Butters?Copy !req
117. Butters, whatever is troubling
you, this isn't the answer!Copy !req
118. Look at all these people
who've come out for you!Copy !req
119. Just come down now, son,
and we promiseCopy !req
120. we won't ground you
for more than a couple weeks.Copy !req
121. Aw, geez.
Now I'm gonna get grounded, too.Copy !req
122. Okay. It's ready.
Step down, Butters.Copy !req
123. He — He's coming down.Copy !req
124. Oh, thank God!Copy !req
125. No. Wait.
W-What's he doing?Copy !req
126. Okay. One... two...Copy !req
127. Jesus Christ!Copy !req
128. Oh, my God!Copy !req
129. He... didn't make it.Copy !req
130. No-o-o!
No-o-o!Copy !req
131. My son is dead!Copy !req
132. No-o-o!Copy !req
133. Nice.Copy !req
134. And he shall be rememberedCopy !req
135. as a peaceful little boy
who warmed his parents' hearts.Copy !req
136. Butters.Copy !req
137. Lord, as we commit
this child's body to the earth,Copy !req
138. may we ask it be the last child
you strike down so mercilessly.Copy !req
139. We know this request
to be futile, Lord,Copy !req
140. but just thought we would ask.Copy !req
141. No-o-o!Copy !req
142. No-o-o!
Butters!Copy !req
143. No-o-o!Copy !req
144. Don't put him down there!Copy !req
145. Don't put him down there!Copy !req
146. Okay, children.
Let's take our seats.Copy !req
147. Now, I know that we're all
still in deep, deep mourningCopy !req
148. over the tragic death
of our classmate Butters.Copy !req
149. Who's Butters?Copy !req
150. But we all must try to move on,Copy !req
151. and so I'd like you
to help me welcome a new studentCopy !req
152. who has just moved here
from Dallas.Copy !req
153. Children, please say hello
to Marjorine.Copy !req
154. Oh.
Uh, hello.Copy !req
155. Welcome to our school,
Marjorine.Copy !req
156. Oh. Thank you.Copy !req
157. Dude, I think
it's totally working.Copy !req
158. The girls are totally buying it.Copy !req
159. Why don't you tell the childrenCopy !req
160. a little about yourself,
Marjorine?Copy !req
161. Well, I'm just
a typical little girl.Copy !req
162. I like dancing a-and poniesCopy !req
163. a-and getting my snootch pounded
on Friday nights.Copy !req
164. Nice.Copy !req
165. Now, Marjorine,
that's not very ladylike.Copy !req
166. Us Colorado girls love
to get pounded in the snizCopy !req
167. just like any woman,
but we keep it to ourselves.Copy !req
168. Oh.Copy !req
169. That girl sure has
a strange sense of fashion.Copy !req
170. Dude, they totally think
he's a girl.Copy !req
171. All right.
Have a seat, Marjorine.Copy !req
172. I'm sure the other girls
will be happyCopy !req
173. to show you around the school.Copy !req
174. Won't you, girls?Copy !req
175. Where do you buy your clothes?Copy !req
176. Oh, uh, you — you know —
girl places.Copy !req
177. Dude, they've bought it
hook, line, and sinker.Copy !req
178. This is going swimmingly.Copy !req
179. Heidi, sweetie, I'm just gonna
set the snacks over here.Copy !req
180. Okay, Mom.Copy !req
181. Oh, and, Heidi, there's going to
be one extra girlCopy !req
182. coming to your slumber party.Copy !req
183. Who?Copy !req
184. The new girl in your class —
Marjorine.Copy !req
185. Mom!
I didn't invite her!Copy !req
186. I know, sweetie, but I got
a call from Marjorine's mother.Copy !req
187. Her mother?Copy !req
188. She said Marjorine
is having a really hard timeCopy !req
189. being at a new school.Copy !req
190. Her mom asked me personally
if we could have Marjorine over.Copy !req
191. And besides,
her mother told meCopy !req
192. that she works
as a state officialCopy !req
193. and that I should respect
her authoritah.Copy !req
194. Linda.
Linda, please come downstairs.Copy !req
195. Why c-couldn't we help him?Copy !req
196. W-Why is our little boy dead?Copy !req
197. Oh, Butters.Copy !req
198. Oh, Butters,
I miss you so much!Copy !req
199. Mr. Stotch?Copy !req
200. I know what you're thinking.Copy !req
201. Who are you?Copy !req
202. I came to talk you out of it.Copy !req
203. You need to just accept
that your son is dead...Copy !req
204. not try to bring him back.Copy !req
205. Bring him back?
W-What are you talking about?Copy !req
206. I know you're thinking
of putting him up there —Copy !req
207. the Indian burial ground
up that road.Copy !req
208. You're thinking
if you bury his body there,Copy !req
209. it will come back to life.Copy !req
210. Sometimes dead is better.Copy !req
211. Indian burial ground?Copy !req
212. It's been done before,
what you're thinking of —Copy !req
213. the Nelson boy back in '85.Copy !req
214. You're saying if I dig up
my son's bodyCopy !req
215. and rebury him at the old
Indian burial ground, that I —Copy !req
216. Don't do it, Stotch!Copy !req
217. What comes out of the ground
ain't the thing you put in.Copy !req
218. The Indians knew that.Copy !req
219. That's why they stopped using it
when the ground went sour.Copy !req
220. I'm just here
to talk you out of it.Copy !req
221. Don't bury your son's bodyCopy !req
222. at the Indian burial ground,
Stotch —Copy !req
223. the one that's right up
over thereCopy !req
224. behind the Andersons' barn.Copy !req
225. Sometimes... dead is better.Copy !req
226. All right, Butters.
That's Heidi's house.Copy !req
227. I can't do it, fellas.Copy !req
228. I can't go
into a girls' slumber party.Copy !req
229. What if they find out
I ain't a girl?Copy !req
230. You're gonna be fine.Copy !req
231. Now, Butters,
we don't know exactly what it isCopy !req
232. that girls do
at their slumber parties.Copy !req
233. But if they all start,
you know, lezzing out,Copy !req
234. - just roll with it.
- Lezzing out?Copy !req
235. - What's lezzing out?
- Now, look, Butters.Copy !req
236. When the girls bring out
the future-telling device,Copy !req
237. pay attention to how it works.Copy !req
238. Once you know how to operate it,Copy !req
239. just grab it
and get the hell out of there.Copy !req
240. Then I can go home
and tell my mommy and daddyCopy !req
241. I'm not really dead?Copy !req
242. Yeah, dude.
Of course.Copy !req
243. Now go.
The party's already started.Copy !req
244. Good luck, man.Copy !req
245. Remember, Butters, you must get
that future-telling deviceCopy !req
246. from the girls at all costs.Copy !req
247. And just roll with it
if they start lezzing out.Copy !req
248. All right, girls.Copy !req
249. Now, we all want you to have
a good time,Copy !req
250. but as Heidi's parents,
tonight it is our responsibilityCopy !req
251. to look out for all of you.Copy !req
252. There's not gonna be
any drinking, no pot,Copy !req
253. and most importantly,Copy !req
254. if I catch any boys
anywhere near this party,Copy !req
255. they're gonna be
in a world of hurt!Copy !req
256. All right.
Have a nice time, girls.Copy !req
257. So, what do you guys
want to do first?Copy !req
258. We could play "Girl Talk."Copy !req
259. - Uh-huh!
- All right!Copy !req
260. I brought the new
Justin Timberlake CD.Copy !req
261. We should dance to it.Copy !req
262. - Cool!
- Yeah! That'd be fun!Copy !req
263. How about we read
each other's futures?Copy !req
264. I know. Let's do "light as
a feather, stiff as a board."Copy !req
265. - Yeah!
- All right!Copy !req
266. Who wants to go first?Copy !req
267. I will!Copy !req
268. Oh, geez.
Are we gonna start lezzing out?Copy !req
269. Light as a feather,
stiff as a board.Copy !req
270. Light as a feather,
stiff as a board.Copy !req
271. Light as a feather,
stiff as a board!Copy !req
272. Light as a feather,
stiff as a board!Copy !req
273. Jesus.
What are they doing in there?Copy !req
274. God only knows the horrors that
go on at girls' slumber parties.Copy !req
275. Let's just hope
Butters can survive it.Copy !req
276. Aah! Aah!
Witches! You're all witches!Copy !req
277. Marjorine, what is your problem?Copy !req
278. Huh?
Oh, nothing.Copy !req
279. Hey, you guys want to tell
each other's futures now?Copy !req
280. Yeah. I can tell you
your future, Marjorine.Copy !req
281. You're going to live alone
your entire lifeCopy !req
282. because you're a nerdy,
dorky geek!Copy !req
283. Yeah, and your hair
is totally stupid.Copy !req
284. Yeah, and you're flat.Copy !req
285. Marjorine,
why don't you just leave?Copy !req
286. Nobody wants you here.Copy !req
287. Hello, son.
Don't you worry.Copy !req
288. Daddy's gonna make everything
all right again.Copy !req
289. There he is.
There's my boy.Copy !req
290. Come on, Butters.Copy !req
291. Oh.
Butters, you smell like... bacon.Copy !req
292. Don't worry.Copy !req
293. We're gonna bring you back, son.Copy !req
294. We're gonna bring you back!Copy !req
295. You guys, I think we went
too far with Marjorine.Copy !req
296. She's in the bathroom, crying.Copy !req
297. Marjorine?Copy !req
298. Nobody likes me.Copy !req
299. Oh, gee.
She's really upset.Copy !req
300. I feel terrible, you guys.Copy !req
301. It can't be easy
being the new girl in school.Copy !req
302. Marjorine.Copy !req
303. Marjorine, hey,
we didn't mean it.Copy !req
304. You don't know how hard it is
to be me.Copy !req
305. Marjorine,
we were just teasing.Copy !req
306. We think you're great.Copy !req
307. You think I'm ugly.Copy !req
308. You're not ugly, Marjorine.Copy !req
309. You said I'm ugly and I'm flat.Copy !req
310. Marjorine, you just have
a different look, that's all.Copy !req
311. We just — We need to help you
bring out your inner beauty.Copy !req
312. Yeah. How about we all give you
a little makeover, Marjorine?Copy !req
313. - Yeah!
- Yeah!Copy !req
314. - Yeah!
- Come on! Let's go!Copy !req
315. You mean it?Copy !req
316. Dude, it's been too long.
Something's wrong.Copy !req
317. Maybe they found him out.Copy !req
318. Then he's already dead.Copy !req
319. Come on.
We got to go check on him.Copy !req
320. Can you see anything?Copy !req
321. He's just dancing around!Copy !req
322. That son of a bitch!Copy !req
323. Marjorine, sweetie?
Your mom's on the phone.Copy !req
324. - Hello?
- Butters!Copy !req
325. Just what the fuck
do you think you're doing?Copy !req
326. Well, I'm just having some fun
with my girlfriends.Copy !req
327. You aren't there to have fun,
you black asshole!Copy !req
328. You're supposed to be getting
the future-telling device!Copy !req
329. Well, I'm working on it!Copy !req
330. Working on what —
your dance moves?Copy !req
331. Now, look,
I'm getting pretty sick of this!Copy !req
332. I've put myself through a lot,Copy !req
333. and you can't talk to me
like that... uh... Mom.Copy !req
334. Just do what you were sent
in there to do, dickface!Copy !req
335. That's awesome.Copy !req
336. Hey, Marjorine,
you want to know your future?Copy !req
337. Huh?Copy !req
338. Uh, c-could I hold that?Copy !req
339. Sure. Here.
You do my future.Copy !req
340. How?Copy !req
341. Well, you know. It's easy.Copy !req
342. You just put your thumbs
and index fingers in here.Copy !req
343. Aha!
I knew it!Copy !req
344. Boys at the slumber party!Copy !req
345. There's a boy here?Copy !req
346. Stand back!Copy !req
347. I had a great time tonight,Copy !req
348. but I got to do
what I was sent here to do.Copy !req
349. Hyah!Copy !req
350. He's got it!
He's got the device!Copy !req
351. Tango! Tango! Tango!
We've got it!Copy !req
352. Let's get it
to the containment center! Go!Copy !req
353. Come on, Butters!Copy !req
354. No! That time device
is nothing but trouble.Copy !req
355. I'm done, and I'm going homeCopy !req
356. to tell my mom and dad
I'm not dead!Copy !req
357. What the hell?Copy !req
358. We have the device now!Copy !req
359. The power belongs to us!Copy !req
360. Anybody have a piece
of notebook paperCopy !req
361. so I can make another one?Copy !req
362. Go! Go! Get it
in the containment field!Copy !req
363. Stephen, you did what?Copy !req
364. I had to, Linda!Copy !req
365. If there even was the slightest
chanceCopy !req
366. it would bring him back —
I don't know.Copy !req
367. I don't know what I'm doing
anymore!Copy !req
368. You dug up our son's body?Copy !req
369. Performed some kind
of pagan ritual?Copy !req
370. Linda, I did it for you.Copy !req
371. You wanted him back so much.
So did I!Copy !req
372. Not like this!Copy !req
373. Not like this.Copy !req
374. He wouldn't be our son,
Stephen.Copy !req
375. He would be
a walking abomination...Copy !req
376. an unholy demon spawn!Copy !req
377. Hello?Copy !req
378. It's him.Copy !req
379. Keep the door locked.Copy !req
380. Mom? Dad?Copy !req
381. It's me — Butters!Copy !req
382. I'm back.Copy !req
383. Oh.Copy !req
384. Oh, God.Copy !req
385. No!Copy !req
386. It's gone, Linda.Copy !req
387. It's gone.Copy !req
388. Heaven forgive me.Copy !req
389. Hey, Mom and Dad.
I found a —Copy !req
390. Oh, God!
It's terrible!Copy !req
391. What have I done?Copy !req
392. I-I guess you're probably
a little surprised to see me.Copy !req
393. It isn't right!
Make it go away!Copy !req
394. Gentlemen, this is a historic
day for all boy-mankind.Copy !req
395. In a few moments,
we will know the future.Copy !req
396. H-Hold on, guys.Copy !req
397. We're not sure
what this device is capable of.Copy !req
398. Maybe we should wait until
we've had more time to study it.Copy !req
399. No, no. We don't have time
for that, Stan.Copy !req
400. It's time to ask it a question.Copy !req
401. How come you get to use it
first?Copy !req
402. Because I do, Clyde.Copy !req
403. I want to use it.Copy !req
404. I'm asking the first question!Copy !req
405. Let's just start
with something simple.Copy !req
406. Will Kyle die before he's 20?Copy !req
407. Wait!
I don't want to know that.Copy !req
408. Ask it if the Broncos
are gonna win on Sunday.Copy !req
409. No, dude.
Then it won't be fun to watch.Copy !req
410. Will you all just shut up
so I can do this?Copy !req
411. You shut up, asshole!Copy !req
412. I don't want to know
when I'm gonna die, fat-ass.Copy !req
413. You guys! You guys!
Stop!Copy !req
414. Look at what this thing
is doing to us.Copy !req
415. Butters was trying to tell me
something outside the house,Copy !req
416. that this device
is nothing but trouble.Copy !req
417. I think I know
what he meant now.Copy !req
418. How could it be
nothing but trouble?Copy !req
419. We risked everything
to get it from the girls.Copy !req
420. How long before the girls
attack us to get it back?Copy !req
421. Yeah.
Forget about the girls.Copy !req
422. What about when the CIA or — or
the Russians know we have this?Copy !req
423. They'll come after it for sure.Copy !req
424. Maybe we should take it
to someplace safer.Copy !req
425. And then what?Copy !req
426. Hide forever
from the government?Copy !req
427. From the terrorists
who want to use it for evil?Copy !req
428. Maybe — Maybe nobody is meant
to have this kind of power.Copy !req
429. You mean destroy it.Copy !req
430. Are you guys nuts?Copy !req
431. After everything
we've gone through?Copy !req
432. We got it away from the girls.
That's what matters.Copy !req
433. But now the right thing to do
isn't using it ourselves.Copy !req
434. Then we're no better
than they are.Copy !req
435. Think of the power!Copy !req
436. It's too much power —
for anybody.Copy !req
437. Stan's right.
It has to be destroyed.Copy !req
438. Are we sure about this?Copy !req
439. We'll never know the future.Copy !req
440. Nobody will.Copy !req
441. That's the way
it's supposed to be.Copy !req
442. Hit it, Kenny.Copy !req
443. Damn, Ken.Copy !req
444. Here. Here. You see?Copy !req
445. It's going to be all right.Copy !req
446. Hello, s-son.Copy !req
447. Hi, Dad.Copy !req
448. He was supposed to stay dead!Copy !req
449. Mom, Dad,
can I come upstairs now?Copy !req
450. I'm sorry, son,
but... you're a demon spawn now.Copy !req
451. You're an abomination.Copy !req
452. Can I please just have something
to eat?Copy !req
453. I'm pretty hungry.Copy !req
454. It's... hungry.Copy !req
455. Yes.Copy !req
456. It must feed.Copy !req
457. Hello. I'm Rachel
with Quality Curtains.Copy !req
458. Oh, yes.
Thank you for coming.Copy !req
459. Which room are we looking at?Copy !req
460. Just follow me to the basement.Copy !req
461. Yes.
The basement.Copy !req
462. Oh, my.
It's pretty dark down here.Copy !req
463. You sure you need curtains?Copy !req
464. Oh, my God!Copy !req
465. Hello.
I'm Butters.Copy !req
466. Little boy,
what are you doing down here?Copy !req
467. Aah!Copy !req
468. Huh?Copy !req
469. There you go, son.
Eat.Copy !req
470. What are we becoming?Copy !req
471. Come on.
Don't watch it feed.Copy !req
472. Can't I just have
some Spaghettios?Copy !req