1. Mrph rmhmhm rm!
Mrph rmhmhm rm!Copy !req
2. Dude, where is she?
I can't wait.Copy !req
3. God, this is gonna be so yummy.Copy !req
4. Stan, you said your mom
was bringingCopy !req
5. Kentucky Fried Chicken home
for dinner.Copy !req
6. Now, is she or isn't she?Copy !req
7. Hi, boys.Copy !req
8. - Mom!
- She's here!Copy !req
9. She's got Colonel!
Oh, boy!Copy !req
10. - I want some!
- I want a breast!Copy !req
11. It's Extra Crispy, right?
It's Extra Crispy?Copy !req
12. Ah, ah, ah!
Not so fast.Copy !req
13. You boys can help bring in
the other groceries in the car,Copy !req
14. then have your chicken.Copy !req
15. - Aww!
- Rmh!Copy !req
16. But, Mom,
we've been waiting for hours.Copy !req
17. It won't take a minute.Copy !req
18. Come on, guys.Copy !req
19. If we all help out,
we can do it super fast.Copy !req
20. - All right.
- Let's go.Copy !req
21. Oh, my God.
That smells good.Copy !req
22. Okay.
This is everything, Mom.Copy !req
23. All right!
Let's eat Colonel!Copy !req
24. Oh, boy!Copy !req
25. Cartman, you ate the skin
off of every piece of chicken!Copy !req
26. Well, I saved you
all the chicken part.Copy !req
27. The skin's the best part.Copy !req
28. Well, I got to go home, guys.Copy !req
29. I'm gonna sit on the toilet
and read comic books.Copy !req
30. See you at the bus stop
tomorrow.Copy !req
31. I can't believe
that fat asshole.Copy !req
32. You can't believe it?Copy !req
33. He does this
all the time.Copy !req
34. Well, this time
he's gone too far.Copy !req
35. Mrph! Mrph rm!Copy !req
36. Why do we even hang out
with him anyway?Copy !req
37. Hello?
I've been saying this for years.Copy !req
38. Well, it's not like
we're nice to him.Copy !req
39. We rip on him all the time.Copy !req
40. Yes, but he thrives on that.Copy !req
41. All right.
Then let's just ignore him.Copy !req
42. From now on,
let's not talk to him.Copy !req
43. Let's not even acknowledge him.Copy !req
44. Rm mrph!Copy !req
45. That sounds great.Copy !req
46. Hey, fags.
What's going on?Copy !req
47. Dude, I was on the toilet
all night from that chicken.Copy !req
48. I thought I was gonna die.Copy !req
49. Do one of you guys have
milk money I can borrow?Copy !req
50. - I think I have extra.
- Oh, wow.Copy !req
51. A Jew asking for money.
There's a new one.Copy !req
52. Y-You guys know why Jews
have glassy eyes?Copy !req
53. - Here you go.
- Thanks.Copy !req
54. Dude, Stan, you — you know
why Jews have glassy eyes,Copy !req
55. like Kyle?Copy !req
56. Uh, K-Kenny, you see
that chick on the newsCopy !req
57. that had her left titty cut off?Copy !req
58. Kenny?Copy !req
59. Kenny?Copy !req
60. Stan?
Stan, it's me — Eric.Copy !req
61. K-Kenny.Copy !req
62. Kenny, you want 50 cents?Copy !req
63. Dude, look at me, Kyle!
I'm right here!Copy !req
64. What... How did...Copy !req
65. Like they couldn't see
or hear me.Copy !req
66. It's almost as if I were...Copy !req
67. dead.Copy !req
68. No.Copy !req
69. No, I can't be dead.Copy !req
70. I can't be dead!Copy !req
71. All right, ma'am, we've
got your new toilet installed,Copy !req
72. and we'll haul the broken one
away for you.Copy !req
73. Oh, you've been so helpful.Copy !req
74. I just don't know
how to thank you.Copy !req
75. Heh.
I could think of a few ways.Copy !req
76. Oh!Copy !req
77. No! No!Copy !req
78. What happened?
Did they say?Copy !req
79. Apparently there was so much
chicken skin in the systemCopy !req
80. it just ruptured the insides.Copy !req
81. Aw, that's tragic.Copy !req
82. Oh, my God.
This can't be happening!Copy !req
83. Mom?
Mom's crying.Copy !req
84. Oh, God.
It is true!Copy !req
85. Oh, it's not fair!Copy !req
86. Why?
Why?Copy !req
87. Hey, fellas.
Where is Cartman?Copy !req
88. Cartman isn't our friend
anymore.Copy !req
89. We're ignoring him.Copy !req
90. Ignoring him?
How come?Copy !req
91. Because he's a fat, racist,
self-centered,Copy !req
92. intolerant,
manipulating sociopath.Copy !req
93. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
94. I hate Cartman, too.
Can I ignore him with you?Copy !req
95. - Yeah!
- Me too!Copy !req
96. Yeah, screw him.Copy !req
97. I never realized
ignoring him was an option.Copy !req
98. Guys! Guys!Copy !req
99. Can anybody hear me?
You guys!Copy !req
100. Token!
Token, I'm here!Copy !req
101. Hello! Hello!
Hello!Copy !req
102. Clyde, can't you feel me?Copy !req
103. Feel me, Clyde!Copy !req
104. Jimmy!
Jimmy, it's me — Eric!Copy !req
105. Jimmy.
Can't you feel your hair move?Copy !req
106. That's me!Copy !req
107. They don't even know yetCopy !req
108. that one of their best friends
is dead —Copy !req
109. dead and still wandering
the earth a lost soul.Copy !req
110. What is that kid doing?Copy !req
111. I-I don't know.
Just ignore him.Copy !req
112. What did I do to deserve this?Copy !req
113. How can my own god forsake me?Copy !req
114. Am I doomed to wander the earth
alone for all eternity?Copy !req
115. Hey, Eric!Copy !req
116. What did you say?Copy !req
117. I just said, "Hey, Eric."Copy !req
118. Butters.Copy !req
119. Butters, you can see me?Copy !req
120. Well, sure, I can see you.Copy !req
121. Oh, my God!
And you can hear me?Copy !req
122. Well, geez, Eric, why wouldn't
I be able to hear you?Copy !req
123. Because, Butters... I'm dead.Copy !req
124. Aah!Copy !req
125. Butters!Copy !req
126. Butters, I just want to talk
to you.Copy !req
127. You died?
How?Copy !req
128. I ate a bunch of chicken skin,
and it blew out my insides.Copy !req
129. But if you're d-dead,
how come I can see you?Copy !req
130. I don't know, but you're
the only one who can.Copy !req
131. Aah!Copy !req
132. Butters! Butters, God damn it,
I need your help!Copy !req
133. Butters, what on earth
are you doing?Copy !req
134. I'm like the —
I'm like the kid in that movie.Copy !req
135. I-I'm seeing dead people!Copy !req
136. Dead people?Copy !req
137. Who's seeing dead people?Copy !req
138. Me!
I saw a ghost!Copy !req
139. Now, Butters,
there's no such thing as ghosts.Copy !req
140. But I saw him, just as plain
as I'm seeing you right now!Copy !req
141. Butters, these things happen
all the time.Copy !req
142. You've got a very active
little brain,Copy !req
143. and your mind was
just playing tricks on you.Copy !req
144. R-Really?Copy !req
145. Yes.Copy !req
146. So — So it was just —Copy !req
147. It was just my im—
imagination, then?Copy !req
148. That's right.Copy !req
149. There's no reason to be afraid
of things that aren't real.Copy !req
150. There's plenty of real things
to be scared of.Copy !req
151. Like Super AIDS.Copy !req
152. - S-Super AIDS?
- That's right.Copy !req
153. A new form of AIDS
which is resistant to drugs.Copy !req
154. Just one teaspoon
of Super AIDS in your butt,Copy !req
155. and you're dead in three years.Copy !req
156. Aah!
Oh, Jesus!Copy !req
157. So now you feel better?Copy !req
158. Ghosts don't exist, and there's
nothing to be afraid of.Copy !req
159. Except for Super AIDS.Copy !req
160. N-Nothing to be scared of.Copy !req
161. Just — Just some lightning
and thunder.Copy !req
162. Aah!Copy !req
163. Wasn't nothing, neither.
J-Just a mouse.Copy !req
164. Butters.Copy !req
165. Aah!Copy !req
166. Butters, you have to help me!Copy !req
167. Go away!
You aren't real!Copy !req
168. All right, Butters.
You leave me no choice.Copy !req
169. Aah!Copy !req
170. Butters, what is going on?Copy !req
171. Well, I saw —
Well, he was —Copy !req
172. Nothin'.
I just had a nightmare.Copy !req
173. You better stop
having nightmaresCopy !req
174. or else you're gonna be
grounded.Copy !req
175. Y-Yes, sir.Copy !req
176. Uh...Copy !req
177. Butters.Copy !req
178. Aah!Copy !req
179. Butters, God damn it,
I'm not in your imagination.Copy !req
180. I'm dead, and for some reason
you can see me.Copy !req
181. But I don't want to see you!Copy !req
182. Get ahold of yourself.
I'm the one who died.Copy !req
183. And for some reason, my spirit
is trapped here on earth.Copy !req
184. I can't find the passage
to heaven.Copy !req
185. Well, how do you know
you're supposed to go to heaven?Copy !req
186. What do you mean?Copy !req
187. Well, how do you know
you're not supposed to go to,Copy !req
188. you know... heck?Copy !req
189. I'm not going to heck, Butters.
I'm not black, all right?Copy !req
190. - Oh.
- Now, look.Copy !req
191. I think the reason
my soul is still hereCopy !req
192. is because I need closure with
all my friends and loved ones.Copy !req
193. I can say my final goodbyes
to them through you.Copy !req
194. I can't.
I have school tomorrow.Copy !req
195. This is your problem, Butters.Copy !req
196. Either you help me,Copy !req
197. or I will haunt you
for the rest of your life.Copy !req
198. Aah!
All right.Copy !req
199. All right.
I'll help you.Copy !req
200. Mrs. Cartman?Copy !req
201. Yes?
Oh, hi.Copy !req
202. This is going to seem
very strange,Copy !req
203. and — and you may not
believe me, but, well...Copy !req
204. your son wanted me
to tell you something.Copy !req
205. Oh?
What is it?Copy !req
206. Tell her —
Tell her that I love her.Copy !req
207. He says... he loves you.Copy !req
208. Oh, that's so nice.Copy !req
209. Tell her —
Tell her that I wish —Copy !req
210. I wish I would've been
a better son sometimes.Copy !req
211. He wishes he would've been
a better son sometimes.Copy !req
212. It's just that I got
so caught upCopy !req
213. with the rat race of life,
trying to succeed,Copy !req
214. that I sometimes took
my family for granted.Copy !req
215. He — He got —
He got caught up in the rat raceCopy !req
216. of — of taking things
for granted.Copy !req
217. Oh, that's so sweet.Copy !req
218. Oh, I love you too, poopykins!Copy !req
219. Kyle, Eric wants you to knowCopy !req
220. that he's sorry for all
the times he made fun of youCopy !req
221. for being a no-good,
stinkin' Jew.Copy !req
222. He's asking for your forgivenessCopy !req
223. a-and wants you to just remember
the good times.Copy !req
224. Just the good times.Copy !req
225. There were no good times.Copy !req
226. And if he really feels bad,
he can just tell me himself!Copy !req
227. I can't!
Don't you understand?Copy !req
228. He can't!
Don't you understand?Copy !req
229. God forgave the Jews! You should
be able to forgive me!Copy !req
230. God forgave the Jews! You should
be able to forgive him!Copy !req
231. All right.
Come on, Butters.Copy !req
232. We got to tell Token
I'm sorry for ripping on himCopy !req
233. for being black.Copy !req
234. Oh, all right, then.Copy !req
235. Who was that?Copy !req
236. It was Cartman, having Butters
apologize for him.Copy !req
237. Dude, he did that to me
this morning.Copy !req
238. Mrph rm.Copy !req
239. He probably thinks
if he apologizes,Copy !req
240. we'll think he's changed and
let him back into our circle.Copy !req
241. Mrph rmhmhm rm.Copy !req
242. Yeah, we know better
than to think that.Copy !req
243. Okay. That takes care of Token,
Clyde, and Mr. Kitty.Copy !req
244. That's everyone, I guess.Copy !req
245. All that leaves is you, Butters.Copy !req
246. Butters, I'm sorry if I ever did
anything to hurt you.Copy !req
247. Aw, that's okay, Eric.Copy !req
248. Well, it's all done.Copy !req
249. My soul is at peace.
I think I can go now.Copy !req
250. So I won't see you again?Copy !req
251. Don't be sad, Butters.Copy !req
252. What awaits each person
in heaven is eternal bliss,Copy !req
253. divine rest, and $10,000 cash.Copy !req
254. Wow.Copy !req
255. Goodbye, Butters.Copy !req
256. I'm going to a better place.Copy !req
257. Perhaps I'll see you again
sometime.Copy !req
258. Goodbye!Copy !req
259. Y-You're still here.Copy !req
260. God damn it,
what the is going on?Copy !req
261. I guess saying goodbye
wasn't enough.Copy !req
262. What else do I have to do?Copy !req
263. Well — Well, you know,Copy !req
264. Preacher says that before
your soul can be at peace,Copy !req
265. sometimes you have to atone
for something bad you did.Copy !req
266. Atone?Copy !req
267. Did you ever do anything
really bad?Copy !req
268. Not really.Copy !req
269. Let's see.Copy !req
270. Oh, and I broke
Mr. Anderson's fenceCopy !req
271. and never told him about it.Copy !req
272. Broke fence.Copy !req
273. I took a crap in the principal's
purse... seven times.Copy !req
274. Then there was the timeCopy !req
275. I convinced a woman
to have an abortionCopy !req
276. so I could build
my own Shakey's Pizza.Copy !req
277. I pretended to be retarded
and joined the Special Olympics.Copy !req
278. I tried to have all the Jews
exterminated last spring.Copy !req
279. Uh, oh, yeah,
and there's this one kidCopy !req
280. whose parents I had killed
and then made into chili,Copy !req
281. which I fed to the kid.Copy !req
282. Boy, oh, boy, Eric.
You've got a lot to atone for.Copy !req
283. - Really?
- Really.Copy !req
284. I mean, honestly,Copy !req
285. I don't know how you're gonna
make up for all this.Copy !req
286. I know how.Copy !req
287. Well, there's everything,
Butters.Copy !req
288. I've made everything right.Copy !req
289. Does this mean...
you have to go now?Copy !req
290. Yes, Butters.
My soul is finally at peace.Copy !req
291. It's time for me to leave.Copy !req
292. Goodbye, Butters.
Thank you for all your help.Copy !req
293. Be good and be safe.Copy !req
294. Goodby-y-y-y-e.Copy !req
295. God damn it, what?Copy !req
296. I made everything right!Copy !req
297. Oh, geez.Copy !req
298. I guess maybe your soul is stuck
here for a different reason.Copy !req
299. I want my eternal bliss!Copy !req
300. You think this is funny, God?Copy !req
301. You think this is funny,
you sick bastard?Copy !req
302. Eric!
Calm down!Copy !req
303. Stupid butthole God!Copy !req
304. Butters!
What have you done?Copy !req
305. It wasn't me.
It was the ghost.Copy !req
306. Oh, Stephen, I don't know
if we should ground himCopy !req
307. or call a doctor.Copy !req
308. No, I think you'd better
call a doctor.Copy !req
309. I'll ground him.Copy !req
310. What do you think, Doctor?Copy !req
311. You son is suffering
from severe dementia.Copy !req
312. He claims that the ghost
of a dead friend talks to him.Copy !req
313. This is usually a sign
of schizophreniaCopy !req
314. brought on by some tragic event
in the child's past.Copy !req
315. I think it's best that
we take him to the mental centerCopy !req
316. and do some tests.Copy !req
317. Oh, no.Copy !req
318. No!Copy !req
319. All right, Butters.
Just try to relax.Copy !req
320. Doing just fine, Butters.Copy !req
321. Just stay perfectly still now,
Butters.Copy !req
322. BI-bl-bl-bl!
BI-bl-bl-bl!Copy !req
323. BI-bl-bl-bl!Copy !req
324. Good. You're gonna feel
a little pinch now, Butters.Copy !req
325. BI-bl-bl-bl!Copy !req
326. Don't worry, Mrs. Stotch.Copy !req
327. Whatever traumatized your son
in his past, we'll find it.Copy !req
328. BI-bl-bl-bl!Copy !req
329. BI-bl-bl-bl!Copy !req
330. Well, after 14 hours of testing,Copy !req
331. I can say Butters
is definitely sufferingCopy !req
332. from aggravated
repressed memory syndrome.Copy !req
333. You see, Butters, when the brain
wants to cover something up,Copy !req
334. it makes up images
and sounds for you to hear.Copy !req
335. So... the ghost
was in my head...Copy !req
336. the whole time.Copy !req
337. Now do you believe us, Butters?Copy !req
338. Yes! Yes, sir!
I believe you.Copy !req
339. Good.
We're making a lot of headway.Copy !req
340. We'll do some more testing
tomorrow.Copy !req
341. All right, folks.
Let's let Butters get some rest.Copy !req
342. Good night, baby.Copy !req
343. Butters.Copy !req
344. Aah!Copy !req
345. Don't worry, Butters.
I'm gonna get you out of here.Copy !req
346. Please leave me alone, Eric.
My bottom is really sore.Copy !req
347. I found the woman you need to
talk to for me.Copy !req
348. Look! Dr. Lindsay,
expert in the paranormal.Copy !req
349. She can tell us what to do.Copy !req
350. Eric, you're just
an image in my headCopy !req
351. brought on by a traumatic event.Copy !req
352. She's gonna close soon.
Come on!Copy !req
353. Oh, I hate my stupid
psychotic brain.Copy !req
354. Hello, ma'am.
May I talk to you?Copy !req
355. Certainly.
Come in.Copy !req
356. Have a seat and tell me
what it is you seek.Copy !req
357. Well, there's this ghost, see,
only it probably isn't a ghost.Copy !req
358. I-It's just a delusion
brought on by my trauma.Copy !req
359. I'm supposed to help him
find outCopy !req
360. why his spirit
is wandering the earth,Copy !req
361. even though I know that I'm most
likely just completely insane.Copy !req
362. Well, many times, a reason
that the soul stays earthboundCopy !req
363. is because God is intending
to use that soulCopy !req
364. for a divine purpose,Copy !req
365. to help prevent
an impending tragic event.Copy !req
366. Of course.Copy !req
367. That's it, Butters!
We had it wrong all the time.Copy !req
368. But now, you shouldn't think
you're crazy, young man.Copy !req
369. I see ghosts all the time.Copy !req
370. Really?Copy !req
371. Yes. When is the last time
you saw yours?Copy !req
372. Well, he's sitting
next to me right now.Copy !req
373. Hey, I think she could see you,
too.Copy !req
374. You really are a ghost!Copy !req
375. I told you, Butters.Copy !req
376. This is breaking news.Copy !req
377. A tragic event is unfolding
in South Park.Copy !req
378. Three convicted murderers
have escaped from jailCopy !req
379. and are holding 12 people
hostage at the Red Cross.Copy !req
380. Tom, the convicts
were about to be arrestedCopy !req
381. when they ran inside
the Red Cross behind meCopy !req
382. and threatened to kill
all the workers inside.Copy !req
383. The violent men
are demanding a helicopterCopy !req
384. and $200,000 cash.Copy !req
385. Oh, my God.
This is it, Butters.Copy !req
386. This is what I'm here to stop.Copy !req
387. Come on, Butters.Copy !req
388. The psychic boy
and his ghost palCopy !req
389. are going to save the day.Copy !req
390. Stay back, people!Copy !req
391. Stay back, hell!
My wife and child are in there!Copy !req
392. Stay calm in there.Copy !req
393. We don't want anybody
getting hurt.Copy !req
394. You get us a helicopter
and $200,000,Copy !req
395. or these people start dying,
man!Copy !req
396. All right, Butters.
I'm going in alone first.Copy !req
397. Give me 30 seconds in there,Copy !req
398. and then you go in
and free the hostages.Copy !req
399. Go in there?
But they'll see me.Copy !req
400. Don't worry.
I have a plan.Copy !req
401. Eric.Copy !req
402. Well, be careful... ghost pal.Copy !req
403. They can't hurt me, Butters.
I'm already dead.Copy !req
404. What the hell is that kid doing?Copy !req
405. Somebody's coming in.Copy !req
406. It's just some little fat kid.Copy !req
407. Whoo-o-o-o!Copy !req
408. Whoo-o-o-o!Copy !req
409. Whoo-o-o-o!Copy !req
410. What the hell is going on?Copy !req
411. I have no idea.Copy !req
412. Yes.
It's working.Copy !req
413. Whoo-o-o-o!Copy !req
414. This is really weird.Copy !req
415. Whoo-o-o-o!Copy !req
416. Whoo-o-o-o!Copy !req
417. Whoo-o-o-o!Copy !req
418. An incredible development here,
Tom.Copy !req
419. Two little boys have fearlessly
gone inside the Red Cross.Copy !req
420. Cartman?Copy !req
421. I'm so confused.Copy !req
422. Hurry. Go! Go!Copy !req
423. The hostages are clear!Copy !req
424. All right!
Move in!Copy !req
425. Bah-bah-bah-bah!
Bah-bah-bah-bah-bah!Copy !req
426. The hostages are gone!Copy !req
427. What?Copy !req
428. Freeze!Copy !req
429. Son of a bitch.Copy !req
430. Tom, an incredible story
of courage.Copy !req
431. Two little boys armed only
with the weapon of confusionCopy !req
432. managed to go in
and save the Red Cross.Copy !req
433. Nobody seems to know
who the boys areCopy !req
434. or where they went off to,
but they are heroes.Copy !req
435. Well, we did it, Butters.
We saved the day.Copy !req
436. Boy, we sure did.Copy !req
437. My spirit is at rest now.Copy !req
438. I can finally go
to everlasting peace,Copy !req
439. eternal rest, and $10,000 cash.Copy !req
440. Butters, I think
that through this whole thing,Copy !req
441. we've really become friends.Copy !req
442. Yeah.
I feel that way, too.Copy !req
443. We both kind of needed
each other, and...Copy !req
444. well, I'm gonna miss you.Copy !req
445. I'll miss you, too... ghost pal.Copy !req
446. Goodbye, Butters.
I must be going now.Copy !req
447. I'll be looking down on you
from time to time.Copy !req
448. Have a long, fulfilling life,
Butters.Copy !req
449. Goodby-y-y-y-y-e.Copy !req
450. Hey, Cartman, that was
really cool what you did.Copy !req
451. Yeah, Eric. We're gonna
stop ignoring you now.Copy !req
452. We didn't think that
by pretending you didn't exist,Copy !req
453. you would really change,
but you really have.Copy !req
454. Well, anyway,
we just wanted to let you know.Copy !req
455. Talk to you tomorrow.Copy !req
456. Yeah.
S-See you, Eric.Copy !req
457. You son of a bitch, Butters.Copy !req
458. Huh?Copy !req
459. - You told me I was a ghost!
- But I thought you were one!Copy !req
460. How stupid are you?Copy !req
461. So help me God, Butters,
I'm gonna get you back for this.Copy !req
462. I am going to get you back!Copy !req
463. Butters!Copy !req
464. Oh, hamburgers.Copy !req