1. Mrph rmhmhm rm!
Mrph rmhmhm rm!Copy !req
2. And now Jambu is
gonna give you all a big wave!Copy !req
3. I'm all wet!
Sweet!Copy !req
4. Dude, Jambu is the best!Copy !req
5. Now get ready
for Jambu's next trick.Copy !req
6. I'm totally wet!Copy !req
7. This is awesome!Copy !req
8. How about that, folks?
A full body flip!Copy !req
9. And now Kelly's gonna show usCopy !req
10. how she makes Jambu do
his tricks.Copy !req
11. When Kelly slaps
her hand three times,Copy !req
12. Jambu comes to her.Copy !req
13. Jambu will stay and wait
until Kelly gives him a command.Copy !req
14. Oh, what trick are we gonna see?
Get those cameras ready.Copy !req
15. That's Kelly
riding on Jambu's nose!Copy !req
16. I wish Kelly
would ride on my nose.Copy !req
17. Yes! Yes!Copy !req
18. We hope you enjoyed
Jambu's orca show.Copy !req
19. And enjoy the rest of your day
at Denver Sea Park...Copy !req
20. you bunch of retards.Copy !req
21. Okay.
Where to next?Copy !req
22. I think there's a sea lion show
at 2:30.Copy !req
23. Let's just stay here and watch
the whale swim around some more.Copy !req
24. - Why?
- Dude, everyone's leaving!Copy !req
25. We can walk right up to the tank
and really study him.Copy !req
26. Kyle, the show is over.Copy !req
27. The whale isn't gonna splash us
anymore, so who cares?Copy !req
28. Let's go see the stingrays,Copy !req
29. and then we can go
to the sea lion show.Copy !req
30. Killer.Copy !req
31. I'll meet up with you guys
in a little bit.Copy !req
32. I want to hang out here
some more.Copy !req
33. Okay, Kyle. We're gonna go
get splashed some more.Copy !req
34. But if you want to go make love
to the whale, that's fine.Copy !req
35. Jambu!
Jambu!Copy !req
36. Cool!
It works!Copy !req
37. Hey, Jambu.Copy !req
38. Hello, little boy.Copy !req
39. Do you like my flippers?Copy !req
40. Who said that?Copy !req
41. I did!Copy !req
42. No way.Copy !req
43. This is very exciting.Copy !req
44. Usually when I talk,
nobody can hear me.Copy !req
45. Where are you from?Copy !req
46. South Park.Copy !req
47. It sure is nice
to have somebody to talk to.Copy !req
48. Can't we talk more, please?Copy !req
49. What do you want to talk about?Copy !req
50. Let's talk about rocket ships.Copy !req
51. Rocket ships?Copy !req
52. Yeah!
I love rockets.Copy !req
53. But I can't see them
'cause I'm stuck in this tank!Copy !req
54. Shh, shh, shh, shh!Copy !req
55. You know, some day,Copy !req
56. I wish that I could go
up in space in a rocket ship.Copy !req
57. Why?
Aren't you happy here?Copy !req
58. I try to be, but my dreamCopy !req
59. is to one day blast off
in a big rocket ship!Copy !req
60. This is amazing.
Wait right here!Copy !req
61. I got to go tell
my friends about this.Copy !req
62. Oh, God!
It's funny every single time.Copy !req
63. For those of you just joining
us, this is the stingray tank.Copy !req
64. Stingrays are members
of the shark family,Copy !req
65. but they are
extremely peaceful creatures.Copy !req
66. We invite you to gently touch
the top of them as they swim by.Copy !req
67. Come on, stingray! Splash me!Copy !req
68. Hey, splash me!Copy !req
69. Dude, these things are dumb.
Let's go.Copy !req
70. Hey, you guys!Copy !req
71. You guys!
You're not gonna believe this!Copy !req
72. What?Copy !req
73. Dude, he talks.
The orca whale talks.Copy !req
74. Mrph rmh mrph rmh rmh
mrph rmphm?Copy !req
75. I went up to Jambu's tank,Copy !req
76. and I tapped three times
like the trainer did.Copy !req
77. Jambu swam up
and started talking to meCopy !req
78. about rocket ships.Copy !req
79. Come on!
You got to check it out!Copy !req
80. Jambu!
Jambu, I'm back!Copy !req
81. How are you feeling?Copy !req
82. Huh.Copy !req
83. Jambu, you want to talk
about rocket ships?Copy !req
84. Multi-kill!Copy !req
85. J-Jambu?Copy !req
86. Are you still feeling lonely
here?Copy !req
87. Kyle. Kyle.
Let it go, man.Copy !req
88. He talked!Copy !req
89. I swear to Abraham he talked
and he loves rocket ships.Copy !req
90. Dude, he's back!
He's back!Copy !req
91. God damn it!
Say something!Copy !req
92. Come on, guys. Let's leave Kyle
with his stupid whale.Copy !req
93. Please don't call me stupid!Copy !req
94. Jambu! Jambu,
why didn't you speak up before?Copy !req
95. I'm sorry.
Sometimes I can't talk.Copy !req
96. It's because I'm very,
very sick, you see.Copy !req
97. Sick?Copy !req
98. I don't believe it.Copy !req
99. Yes. Because I'm not used to
the earth's atmosphere.Copy !req
100. You see,
my name is actually Willzyx,Copy !req
101. and I'm from the moon!Copy !req
102. The moon?Copy !req
103. That — That's where
all orca whales are from.Copy !req
104. If I don't get back to the moon,
I'm going to die!Copy !req
105. You live on the moon?Copy !req
106. I used to.Copy !req
107. I wish I could return
and dance in the Moon CastleCopy !req
108. with my wife
and three children again.Copy !req
109. Oh, my God.Copy !req
110. Why don't you just tell
the people here at the sea park?Copy !req
111. I can't tell themCopy !req
112. because they're evil communists
from the Horsehead Nebula.Copy !req
113. They want to kill all us zypods.Copy !req
114. So they keep us
in these horrible tanksCopy !req
115. and make us perform!Copy !req
116. That's terrible!Copy !req
117. Dude!
Dude, the boss is coming!Copy !req
118. Oh.
Uh, sorry, boys.Copy !req
119. I can't talk anymore.
I'm too sick.Copy !req
120. Can't... talk... anymore.Copy !req
121. All right, guys.
Listen up.Copy !req
122. This may sound a little strange,Copy !req
123. but the whale
at the Denver Sea ParkCopy !req
124. is going to die
unless we get it to the moon.Copy !req
125. Okay.
Let's do it!Copy !req
126. The whale's name is Willzyx,Copy !req
127. and he told us
he's dying on our planet.Copy !req
128. We've come up with a plan,Copy !req
129. but we're gonna need
all your help to make it work.Copy !req
130. A whale... talked to you?Copy !req
131. It's true.Copy !req
132. The whale talked to all of usCopy !req
133. in between shows
in his orca tank.Copy !req
134. Hey, that whale talked to me,
too.Copy !req
135. After everyone left the show,Copy !req
136. I walked up to the glass,
and he started talking.Copy !req
137. Well, why didn't you tell
anybody?Copy !req
138. I thought I was crazy.Copy !req
139. He said my dad was gonna sneak
into my room naked one nightCopy !req
140. and beat me up.Copy !req
141. Well, you're not crazy.
The whale talked to all of us.Copy !req
142. And he needs our help
getting him home.Copy !req
143. So it's true.Copy !req
144. Nobody else is gonna help him,
you guys.Copy !req
145. We've got a chance to do
something pretty special.Copy !req
146. Are you with us?Copy !req
147. What do we do?Copy !req
148. - Stan.
- All right.Copy !req
149. In order to make our plan work,Copy !req
150. we're going to need the pool
from Clyde's backyard,Copy !req
151. Timmy's wheelchair,
the Russian government,Copy !req
152. and all of our skateboards.Copy !req
153. Timmy.Copy !req
154. Craig, Token,
get the slings ready.Copy !req
155. Shh.
Willzyx, don't say anything.Copy !req
156. We're gonna bust you out
of here.Copy !req
157. Dude, did you see that episode
of "Trading Spouses" last night?Copy !req
158. That was insane.Copy !req
159. Yeah.
Whoa. What the hell?Copy !req
160. How could you not have seen
anything?Copy !req
161. It's a whale, for Christ's sake!Copy !req
162. It must have been taken while
I was going to the bathroom.Copy !req
163. Were you in there
for three hours?Copy !req
164. Don't yell at me!Copy !req
165. What happened?Copy !req
166. Somebody kidnapped Jambu.
Took him right out of the park.Copy !req
167. What? How?Copy !req
168. - I don't know!
- All right, people.Copy !req
169. It's obvious we're dealing withCopy !req
170. a highly intelligent
animal rights group.Copy !req
171. Those bastards have done things
like this before.Copy !req
172. Sir! Sir!
We found a note!Copy !req
173. A note?
Let me see that.Copy !req
174. "We're taking Willzyx home
to the moon.Copy !req
175. Long live the zypods."Copy !req
176. What the hell does that mean?Copy !req
177. Harris, run a fingerprint check
on that note.Copy !req
178. Nelson, find out what kind
of crayon it was written with.Copy !req
179. We'll find out
who was responsible for this.Copy !req
180. We have to tell them.Copy !req
181. We know what those boys
look like!Copy !req
182. We can't tell them!Copy !req
183. They're gonna think
this is all our fault.Copy !req
184. It is all our fault!Copy !req
185. How were we supposed to know
they were gonna actually do it?Copy !req
186. I shouldn't have laughed.Copy !req
187. All those times you messed
with those kids' heads,Copy !req
188. I shouldn't have just sat there
and laughed.Copy !req
189. Don't you say that!
It was funny!Copy !req
190. It was really funny!Copy !req
191. We've just — We've just got to
make this right ourselves.Copy !req
192. How?Copy !req
193. We've got to track down
those kids before the police do.Copy !req
194. Comrades, I'm afraid
our situation is dire.Copy !req
195. The economy is stale and dying.Copy !req
196. Very soon Mother Russia
will no longer be a country.Copy !req
197. Sir! Sir!
Somebody is on telephone!Copy !req
198. Another rich American
wants to fly to space!Copy !req
199. Hello?Copy !req
200. Hello?
This is Russian president.Copy !req
201. Hi.
My name's Kyle.Copy !req
202. I understand that your country
flies people to space for money.Copy !req
203. Yes, we certainly do.Copy !req
204. What were you looking for?Copy !req
205. I need to book one trip
to the moon, please, right away.Copy !req
206. The moon?Copy !req
207. That is quite large trip,
but I'm sure we can do it!Copy !req
208. You can?
Awesome!Copy !req
209. Then it sounds like
we are in business!Copy !req
210. We will just need, say,
$20 million.Copy !req
211. $20 million?
Are you nuts?Copy !req
212. We don't have that kind
of money.Copy !req
213. What?Copy !req
214. But you need to understand.Copy !req
215. We have a whale
that needs to get backCopy !req
216. to his family on the moon.Copy !req
217. God damn it.
It is prank call again!Copy !req
218. Kiss my ass, George Bush!
This is not funny!Copy !req
219. What happened?Copy !req
220. They want $20 million.Copy !req
221. $20 million?
Just to go to the dumb moon?Copy !req
222. That was it?
That was your guys' whole plan?Copy !req
223. Ask the Russians
to take the whale to space?Copy !req
224. They were gonna do it
for that 'Nsync guy.Copy !req
225. Oh, Jesus!
Now what are we gonna do?Copy !req
226. There's got to be
other third-world countriesCopy !req
227. with space programs.Copy !req
228. We've got to split up
and find someplace cheaper.Copy !req
229. We can't keep the whale out here
anymore.Copy !req
230. People are gonna see it.Copy !req
231. A beloved performing orca whaleCopy !req
232. has been stolen
from the Denver Sea Park.Copy !req
233. A full investigation
is under way,Copy !req
234. but tracking down the kidnappersCopy !req
235. is proving to be
one whale of a problem.Copy !req
236. Thanks, Tom!Copy !req
237. I'm here at the Denver Sea Park,
where, believe it or not,Copy !req
238. dozens of people have come
to show supportCopy !req
239. for whoever took the whale.Copy !req
240. - Yeah! That's right!
- That's right.Copy !req
241. We are members
of the Animal Liberation Front.Copy !req
242. Whales do not belong in tanks.
They belong in the ocean.Copy !req
243. We applaud whoever did
this noble deed.Copy !req
244. Set the whales free!Copy !req
245. - Set the whales free!
- Set the whales free!Copy !req
246. Free!Copy !req
247. One thing is for certain —Copy !req
248. Something is certainly fishy
here at the sea park.Copy !req
249. - Tom?
- Thanks, Mitch.Copy !req
250. It seems that this problem
is almost unbearable.Copy !req
251. Let's hope that whale is found.Copy !req
252. This is so bad, man.Copy !req
253. How do we even know this is
the right town to look in?Copy !req
254. Will you relax?Copy !req
255. Those kids said
they were from South Park.Copy !req
256. We've just got to go
door to door.Copy !req
257. Do you have
the composite sketch we did?Copy !req
258. - Yeah.
- Let's go.Copy !req
259. Maybe you should start
with the houses on the left,Copy !req
260. - and I'll take —
- Wait a minute. Check that out.Copy !req
261. Come on!Copy !req
262. Oh, my God!
Look!Copy !req
263. Whale poo.Copy !req
264. We're close.
We're really close!Copy !req
265. Can I help you?Copy !req
266. Oh.
Hello, ma'am.Copy !req
267. We're just here
to examine your pool.Copy !req
268. Oh.Copy !req
269. Have you noticed any whales
in your pool at all?Copy !req
270. No, I don't believe so.Copy !req
271. But we've been out of town
for a couple of daysCopy !req
272. and came back
to find the fence broken.Copy !req
273. Do you think somebody's
been using it?Copy !req
274. Ma'am, do you recognize
any of these boys?Copy !req
275. The fat one in the middle...Copy !req
276. kind of looks like
Dakota Fanning.Copy !req
277. Excuse me, gentlemen.
I have to get back to the oven.Copy !req
278. We're too late.
They moved on to another town!Copy !req
279. We don't know that.Copy !req
280. If they moved on,
then we have no leads.Copy !req
281. This is fate, Brian.Copy !req
282. It's fate —Copy !req
283. for telling kids their naked
dads were gonna beat them up,Copy !req
284. for thinking that
screwing with kids was funny!Copy !req
285. It was funny!Copy !req
286. It was funny, Mike.Copy !req
287. And it will be funny again,
I swear to you.Copy !req
288. If those boys took
the whale out of here,Copy !req
289. we would've seen them
on the road.Copy !req
290. I'm telling you, we're close.Copy !req
291. It's going to be funny.Copy !req
292. Kyle, boubbie, we're taking Ike
to the new Harry Potter movie.Copy !req
293. - Want to join us?
- I can't, Ma.Copy !req
294. We're working
on our school project!Copy !req
295. There's pizza in the fridge if
you and your friends get hungry.Copy !req
296. Okay, Ma.
Thanks!Copy !req
297. Shouldn't we get him
back in the water?Copy !req
298. Whales are mammals. They don't
need water to breathe, dumb-ass.Copy !req
299. - We just have to keep him wet.
- Yes? Yes, hello.Copy !req
300. Is this Mr. Sugiyama with
the Japanese space program?Copy !req
301. How much to take
a whale into space?Copy !req
302. N-No, we don't want you
to eat the whale.Copy !req
303. We want you to send it
to the moon.Copy !req
304. How much?
Jesus Christ!Copy !req
305. Uh, hang on.
Hello?Copy !req
306. Jimmy, any luck
at the Chinese embassy?Copy !req
307. The Ch— Chinese
will take someone to spaceCopy !req
308. for $10 million.Copy !req
309. $10 million?Copy !req
310. That's more
than the Germans want!Copy !req
311. Yeah, we told them that,Copy !req
312. a-and they told us
to go f-fruck ourselves.Copy !req
313. Damn it!Copy !req
314. Tell me what to do, Willzyx.
How do we get you home?Copy !req
315. He hasn't said a word
since we brought him here.Copy !req
316. Yeah.
He must be really sick.Copy !req
317. Hang on, Willzyx.
There's still hope.Copy !req
318. Stan and Craig
might still have luckCopy !req
319. with the space program
down in Mexico.Copy !req
320. Mexico has a space program?Copy !req
321. Uh, excuse me.
We're looking for the...Copy !req
322. Mexican aeronáutica
espacio administración.Copy !req
323. - Allá.
- Thanks.Copy !req
324. Is this
the Mexican space program?Copy !req
325. Space, sí.
Fly.Copy !req
326. Does the Mexican space program
have rocketsCopy !req
327. that can go to the moon?Copy !req
328. Claro.
Sígame.Copy !req
329. El rocket lunar.Copy !req
330. This rocket will fly
to the moon?Copy !req
331. Sí, fly.Copy !req
332. To the moon?Copy !req
333. Sí.Copy !req
334. We want to take something
to the moon.Copy !req
335. How much would that cost?Copy !req
336. Oh, uh... 200.Copy !req
337. 200?
Million?Copy !req
338. 200 dollars.Copy !req
339. Quick.
Call Kyle.Copy !req
340. Hello, ma'am.Copy !req
341. Uh, the teacher
over at the schoolCopy !req
342. said she recognized this boy
to be your son.Copy !req
343. Oh, yes.
That's my boubbie.Copy !req
344. Kind of a bad drawing, though.Copy !req
345. Ma'am, we need to talk
to your son, please.Copy !req
346. It's very urgent.Copy !req
347. I'm sorry.
He just left.Copy !req
348. He's on his way to Mexico.Copy !req
349. - Mexico?
- Mexico?Copy !req
350. Yes!Copy !req
351. As part of a school project,Copy !req
352. he's helping his class move
two donated grand pianosCopy !req
353. to needy schoolchildren
in Tijuana.Copy !req
354. My little boubbie
is very caring.Copy !req
355. Oh, my God.Copy !req
356. Which highway did they take?Copy !req
357. Hurry it up, dude.
We've got a rocket to catch.Copy !req
358. Hang on, Willzyx.
Hang on, buddy.Copy !req
359. We have to hurry!Copy !req
360. I'm going as fast as I can.Copy !req
361. Hang on, Willzyx.
We'll be in Mexico soon.Copy !req
362. Oh, hamburgers!
What is that?Copy !req
363. All right.
Out of the truck.Copy !req
364. Uh-oh.Copy !req
365. What the hell is going on?Copy !req
366. You're carrying a stolen whale.Copy !req
367. Stolen?Copy !req
368. You kids told me you won
that whale at Pizza Hut!Copy !req
369. We're busted.Copy !req
370. Aah!Copy !req
371. Come on out, kid.Copy !req
372. Look, I didn't know nothing
about this.Copy !req
373. Just help us get the whale
into our truck,Copy !req
374. and we'll all keep quiet
about this.Copy !req
375. You don't understand!
Willzyx is from the moon.Copy !req
376. He'll die
if we don't get him back now!Copy !req
377. Willzyx, you have to talk.Copy !req
378. Come on, boy.
You have to.Copy !req
379. I know you're sick,
but you can do it.Copy !req
380. Look, kid, we need to tell you
a little secret.Copy !req
381. What's going on here?Copy !req
382. Oh, crap.Copy !req
383. Oh, now we're gonna get it.Copy !req
384. Hey.
That's the stolen whale!Copy !req
385. Everyone down on the ground!
Now!Copy !req
386. No! Please!
We have to go!Copy !req
387. You're not going anywhere!
You're in a lot of trouble!Copy !req
388. But we were so close.Copy !req
389. I'm sorry, Willzyx.
We tried.Copy !req
390. We said down on the ground, kid.
Move it!Copy !req
391. Leave those kids alone,
you bastards.Copy !req
392. Animal Liberation Front!Copy !req
393. Put down that weapon now!Copy !req
394. These boys are trying
to get that whale home.Copy !req
395. You're not gonna stop them.Copy !req
396. All right!Copy !req
397. - Yeah!
- Yeah! Great! All right!Copy !req
398. That whale belongs
to a sea park.Copy !req
399. - It belongs with its family!
- That's right!Copy !req
400. I said drop the gun now!Copy !req
401. Save the whales!Copy !req
402. Jesus!
Oh, God!Copy !req
403. Save the whales, motherCopy !req
404. Where are you taking the whale?Copy !req
405. Tijuana, Mexico.Copy !req
406. Of course!
Brilliant!Copy !req
407. Release it
in international waters.Copy !req
408. I'll drive the truck.Copy !req
409. You're going home, Willzyx.Copy !req
410. Mike? Mike?Copy !req
411. It... wasn't... funny.Copy !req
412. Don't say that, Mike.Copy !req
413. It was funny.Copy !req
414. It just wasn't that funny
this time.Copy !req
415. All the other times
were still funny, Mike!Copy !req
416. They were still funny!Copy !req
417. 45 to dispatch.Copy !req
418. The stolen whale...
heading to Tijuana.Copy !req
419. Whale to Tijuana!
Bleh!Copy !req
420. They're on their way, Manuel.
Is the rocket gonna be ready?Copy !req
421. Sí, fly.Copy !req
422. Look!
The Mexican border!Copy !req
423. Oh, Jesus.
They're here!Copy !req
424. Hold your positions.Copy !req
425. Ha! We got them!Copy !req
426. Hang on, boys.Copy !req
427. Mary, mother of God.Copy !req
428. Get them!Copy !req
429. Willzyx, I think we're here.Copy !req
430. Back down the ramp!
It's all rigged to go!Copy !req
431. You got it, kid.Copy !req
432. Don't let them get that whale
in the water!Copy !req
433. Kyle, it's all set to go!
Just get Willzyx into the water!Copy !req
434. Come on, guys!Copy !req
435. Stop right now!Copy !req
436. Hurry, boys.
We'll take care of them.Copy !req
437. Hang on.
Hold on a second.Copy !req
438. I guess — I guess
this is goodbye, Willzyx.Copy !req
439. I'm gonna miss you.Copy !req
440. Hey, don't forget me, okay?Copy !req
441. I won't forget you.Copy !req
442. Oh, crap! There's more of them!Copy !req
443. Get him in the water!Copy !req
444. Goodbye, Willzyx!Copy !req
445. Swim, mighty whale.
You're free!Copy !req
446. Okay, Manuel.
Hit it.Copy !req
447. Stop!
That is my whale!Copy !req
448. I'm afraid you're too late.
The whale's been set free.Copy !req
449. No!Copy !req
450. Now you see that your ways
of captivityCopy !req
451. and exploiting animals
will never prevail —Copy !req
452. not as long as there are
children like theseCopy !req
453. who still believe in the beauty
and the magic of freedom.Copy !req
454. For it is children,Copy !req
455. with their innocence
and their spirit,Copy !req
456. who know what is truly best
for all the world.Copy !req
457. Oh, my God!Copy !req
458. We did it!Copy !req
459. Thanks for the ride, Manuel.Copy !req
460. Sí, fly.Copy !req
461. Well, see ya, fellas.Copy !req
462. I got to get home
before my parents wake up.Copy !req
463. - Yeah. Me too.
- All right.Copy !req
464. Thanks for your help, dudes.Copy !req
465. Well, we did it, guys.Copy !req
466. It wasn't easy, but we did
a really amazing thing.Copy !req
467. Yeah.
I feel pretty awesome right now.Copy !req
468. I wonder if he'll ever come back
and visit us.Copy !req
469. I don't know.Copy !req
470. But at least from now on,
every time we look at the moon,Copy !req
471. we can know that Willzyx
is up there,Copy !req
472. dancing with the other zypods
in his castle.Copy !req