1. Mrph rmhmhm rm!
Mrph rmhmhm rm!Copy !req
2. Pluto is also the furthest
planet from the sun,Copy !req
3. though scientists believe
more planets may lie beyond it.Copy !req
4. I hope you enjoyed my report
on the solar system.Copy !req
5. Thank you.Copy !req
6. Okay. Very nice, Token.
Thank you.Copy !req
7. Okay. Looks like we only have
time for one more speech today.Copy !req
8. So let's have, uh, Eric.Copy !req
9. Thank you, Mrs. Garrison.Copy !req
10. My speech is entitled
"Ginger Kids:Copy !req
11. Children With Red Hair,
Light Skin, and Freckles."Copy !req
12. We've all seen them
on the playground,Copy !req
13. at the store,
walking on the streets.Copy !req
14. They creep us out and make us
feel sick to our stomachs.Copy !req
15. I'm talking, of course,
about ginger kids.Copy !req
16. Oh, sick!
Gross!Copy !req
17. Ginger kids are born
with a diseaseCopy !req
18. which causes very light skin,
red hair, and freckles.Copy !req
19. Oh, nasty!
Yuck!Copy !req
20. This disease is called
gingervitis,Copy !req
21. and it occurs because
ginger kids have no souls.Copy !req
22. What?Copy !req
23. Kids who have gingervitis
cannot be cured.Copy !req
24. Oh, sick!Copy !req
25. Gross!Copy !req
26. Yuck!Copy !req
27. Because their skin
is so light,Copy !req
28. ginger kids must avoid the sun,
not unlike...Copy !req
29. vampires.Copy !req
30. - Ohh!
- Ohh!Copy !req
31. That's not true, fat-ass.Copy !req
32. I have red hair, and
I don't have to avoid the sun.Copy !req
33. I was getting to that,
if you'll let me.Copy !req
34. Some people have red hair
but not light skin and freckles.Copy !req
35. These people are called
daywalkers.Copy !req
36. Ooh!
Daywalkers!Copy !req
37. This is all a bunch of crap!Copy !req
38. Mrs. Garrison, I'm really
having a difficult timeCopy !req
39. with all these interruptions.Copy !req
40. Kyle, let Eric give
his presentation.Copy !req
41. It's not a presentation.
It's a hate speech!Copy !req
42. People aren't creeped out
by gingers.Copy !req
43. I am.Copy !req
44. Kyle, if you want to debate
Eric,Copy !req
45. you can do so
with your paper tomorrow.Copy !req
46. Fine!
I will!Copy !req
47. Fine! In the meantime, shut
your goddamn daywalker mouth!Copy !req
48. Let's see. Where was I?
Oh, yes.Copy !req
49. Like vampires,
the ginger gene is a curse,Copy !req
50. and unless we work to rid
the earth of that curse,Copy !req
51. the gingers could envelop our
lives in blackness for all time.Copy !req
52. It is time that we all admit
to ourselvesCopy !req
53. that gingers are vile
and disgusting.Copy !req
54. In conclusion,
I will leave you with this —Copy !req
55. If you think that the ginger
problem is not a serious one...Copy !req
56. think again.Copy !req
57. Stupid supremist ass-wipe!Copy !req
58. - Dude, what's the big deal?
- What's the big deal?Copy !req
59. Don't you understand what
ignorant prejudice can lead to?Copy !req
60. I have to disprove
Cartman's hateful rumors.Copy !req
61. Do you know any red-haired,
freckled kids?Copy !req
62. What about the Foley family?Copy !req
63. I think they're all ginger.Copy !req
64. Hello?Copy !req
65. Hey, I'm giving
a speech tomorrowCopy !req
66. about people with red hair
and freckles.Copy !req
67. Can I just ask you
a few questions?Copy !req
68. Sure.
Come on in.Copy !req
69. Mom, Dad, these boys
want to know about us.Copy !req
70. What?
Well, hello there, kids.Copy !req
71. We came to learn the factsCopy !req
72. about people with red hair,
light skin, and freckles.Copy !req
73. Oh. Gingers.
Yes.Copy !req
74. Our cute little
red-haired rascals.Copy !req
75. I'm sorry,
but I don't understand.Copy !req
76. You both have dark hair
and brown eyes.Copy !req
77. Yes, we've learned
that the ginger geneCopy !req
78. is recessive
in both our families' DNA.Copy !req
79. Actually, the odds of us having
a red-haired, freckled childCopy !req
80. were only one in four.Copy !req
81. And still it happened.Copy !req
82. Three times!Copy !req
83. What are the odds?Copy !req
84. A lot of people
carry the ginger geneCopy !req
85. and don't know.Copy !req
86. If your spouse
is also a carrier,Copy !req
87. then your children
can turn out like...Copy !req
88. them.Copy !req
89. Each one of them is a blessing.Copy !req
90. Oh, yes. Each one of them
is a blessing.Copy !req
91. Blessing —
Blessing full of love.Copy !req
92. Thanks, Mom and Dad.Copy !req
93. But it's — it's not true
they... have no souls.Copy !req
94. No.
No, I'm sure they do.Copy !req
95. Well, it was nice
meeting you boys.Copy !req
96. We've got to get dinner started.Copy !req
97. I just had a couple more
questions about —Copy !req
98. Look, boys, if you really
don't want to have ginger kids,Copy !req
99. marry an Asian woman.Copy !req
100. Asians don't carry
the recessive gene.Copy !req
101. I know a guy who's marrying
a Japanese woman very soonCopy !req
102. for just that reason.Copy !req
103. And so red hair, light skin,Copy !req
104. and freckles are all passed down
genetically.Copy !req
105. A child's red hairCopy !req
106. is not determined
by the lack of a soul...Copy !req
107. but by the melanins
which control the pigmentCopy !req
108. in all of our skins.Copy !req
109. Thank you.Copy !req
110. Okay.
Very nice, Kyle.Copy !req
111. A little dry and science-y
for my tastes, but there you go.Copy !req
112. All right.
That's lunch, kids.Copy !req
113. We'll pick up
with Clyde's speechCopy !req
114. about lesbian cheerleaders
after recess.Copy !req
115. That was a very informative
speech, Kyle.Copy !req
116. Thanks, Butters.Copy !req
117. Informative if you want to die.Copy !req
118. Guys, don't forget,
Kyle is a daywalker.Copy !req
119. Daywalkers are half ginger
themselves.Copy !req
120. Make no mistake —
Ginger kids are evil.Copy !req
121. Do you know who was ginger?
Judas.Copy !req
122. And what did Judas do?Copy !req
123. Oh, he just got Jesus killed.
That's all.Copy !req
124. Look, I'm just saying what
everyone else already thinks —Copy !req
125. Gingers are creepy.Copy !req
126. And one night, when you're
all sleeping in your room...Copy !req
127. the gingers are gonna get ya.Copy !req
128. They're gonna get ya!Copy !req
129. You buying school lunch today?Copy !req
130. Nah. My mom packed me
a kosher lunch.Copy !req
131. Right this way!Copy !req
132. You can't eat
in the cafeteria!Copy !req
133. How come?Copy !req
134. Ginger kids eat
in the hallway.Copy !req
135. Yeah. Go on.
Beat it, r-retard.Copy !req
136. There. You see?Copy !req
137. This is what happensCopy !req
138. when Cartman is allowed
his right to free speech.Copy !req
139. That's just wrong, dude.Copy !req
140. I wish Cartman could see
what it felt like to be ginger.Copy !req
141. Hey.
That's a great idea!Copy !req
142. Mrph rmh rmphm?Copy !req
143. Can you guys meet me
at Cartman's house tonightCopy !req
144. - at around midnight?
- Sure. For what?Copy !req
145. We're gonna teach
that fat bastard a lesson.Copy !req
146. Okay, dude.
Knock him out.Copy !req
147. Dude! Dude, okay!
He's out.Copy !req
148. Kyle, that's good!Copy !req
149. All right.
Let's do it.Copy !req
150. Eric, honey,
time to get up for school.Copy !req
151. Poopsiekins?Copy !req
152. Sweetie, what is —Copy !req
153. I'm ginger!Copy !req
154. Oh, my God!
Eric!Copy !req
155. Help me!Copy !req
156. Help me!Copy !req
157. Well, all his vital signs
are still normal.Copy !req
158. From his outward appearance,Copy !req
159. I would say he has the standard
skin-pigment deficiency.Copy !req
160. You mean...Copy !req
161. Yes, I'm afraid that your son
is suffering from gingervitis.Copy !req
162. But how can I become a ginger
now?Copy !req
163. I wasn't born like this!Copy !req
164. Well, the red-haired-and-freckle
gene is a recessive gene.Copy !req
165. It must have stayed dormant
in your systemCopy !req
166. until you hit adolescence.Copy !req
167. So I'm gonna stay like this
forever?Copy !req
168. I'm sorry, son.Copy !req
169. Ms. Cartman,
could I have a word with you?Copy !req
170. Ms. Cartman, I know this
must be very difficult for you.Copy !req
171. I, for one, can't stand
red-haired, freckled kids.Copy !req
172. But you need to understand
there is no cure.Copy !req
173. Your son will be ginger
his whole life.Copy !req
174. You might want to just...
put him down.Copy !req
175. Oh.Copy !req
176. Excuse me, Doctor.Copy !req
177. But it just so happens
my mom loves meCopy !req
178. no matter what I look like!Copy !req
179. Right, Mom?Copy !req
180. Mom?Copy !req
181. Oh. Y-Yes.
Of course, sweetie.Copy !req
182. All right. But you're gonna have
to take certain precautions now.Copy !req
183. It's very important that
you keep Eric out of the sun.Copy !req
184. The sun is his worst enemy.Copy !req
185. Hey, dudes.
What's going on?Copy !req
186. How's everything with you guys?Copy !req
187. Wow, Cartman.
You look... different.Copy !req
188. Yes. Well, it's interesting
you should point that out, Kyle.Copy !req
189. I went to the doctor yesterday,Copy !req
190. and apparently I suffer from
a small skin-pigment deficiency.Copy !req
191. You mean you're a ginger?Copy !req
192. Actually, gingervitis
is the medical term.Copy !req
193. Is that an umbrella
you're using?Copy !req
194. Yes, Kyle.Copy !req
195. The sun's rays
are bad for my skin,Copy !req
196. so I need to be protected
when I'm outside.Copy !req
197. Well, I'm glad we've gotten
all that out of the wayCopy !req
198. and now we can just go on
with our lives as normal.Copy !req
199. Wow. That's a little ironic,
isn't it?Copy !req
200. What do you mean, Kyle?Copy !req
201. Well, I mean, all last week,
you were ripping on ginger kids,Copy !req
202. and now you are one.Copy !req
203. Hmm. I don't really see
the irony in that, Kyle.Copy !req
204. Hey, Butters.Copy !req
205. That's fine.
Just get it out of the way.Copy !req
206. Dude, this is going awesome.Copy !req
207. Maybe he'll actually learn
a lesson this time.Copy !req
208. Hey, Clyde, Token, what's up?
Jim.Copy !req
209. What are you doing?Copy !req
210. I'm grubbin'.
What's it look like?Copy !req
211. You're not supposed to be
in the cafeteria.Copy !req
212. Huh?Copy !req
213. You know the rule —
No ginger kids in the cafeteria.Copy !req
214. But... it's me.Copy !req
215. Right.
And you're ginger.Copy !req
216. Dude, check it out.Copy !req
217. Guys!
Okay, look.Copy !req
218. Maybe I'm ginger, but...
I'm not like other ginger kids.Copy !req
219. I'm still me inside.Copy !req
220. Sorry.Copy !req
221. If we let one ginger kid in, the
others are gonna start coming.Copy !req
222. Yeah.
Beat it, j-jackass.Copy !req
223. We did it, guys.Copy !req
224. We finally taught Cartman
a lesson.Copy !req
225. I'll bet that now Cartman
is gonna have a long, hard thinkCopy !req
226. about how he treated gingers.Copy !req
227. I want to thank everyone
for showing up today.Copy !req
228. I've called this meeting
because I don't know about you,Copy !req
229. but I, for one,
am sick and tiredCopy !req
230. of being discriminated against!Copy !req
231. Just because we have red hair,
light skin, and freckles,Copy !req
232. we're thought of
as somehow less important.Copy !req
233. And it's bullcrap!Copy !req
234. Yeah!Copy !req
235. Kids at school laugh at us.Copy !req
236. Doctors call us
genetically inferior.Copy !req
237. The world needs to know that
we are people with feelingsCopy !req
238. and our parents love us
for who we are!Copy !req
239. My dad says
each one of my frecklesCopy !req
240. is a kiss from an angel.Copy !req
241. Right.
Exactly.Copy !req
242. We can't let this go on
any longer.Copy !req
243. We should be proud
of who we are!Copy !req
244. Think of all the great people
throughout historyCopy !req
245. who were ginger.Copy !req
246. People like... like, uh...Copy !req
247. Like...Copy !req
248. Ron Howard?Copy !req
249. Right!
Ron Howard!Copy !req
250. And, uh... and...Copy !req
251. Ron Howard?Copy !req
252. Right.
We already had him, but right.Copy !req
253. See? Ginger people go on
to do amazing things in society.Copy !req
254. We need to let
everyone in this school knowCopy !req
255. that we are not inferior,
that we are, in fact, beautiful,Copy !req
256. totally awesome,
and super smart.Copy !req
257. It's time for us to take back
our pride!Copy !req
258. - Yeah!
- Yeah!Copy !req
259. - Red power!
- Red power!Copy !req
260. - Red power!
- Red power!Copy !req
261. - Red power!
- Red power!Copy !req
262. - Red power!
- Red power!Copy !req
263. We gingers are a proud people.Copy !req
264. We are the noble descendants
of great AmericansCopy !req
265. like Ron Howard and... others.Copy !req
266. We will not be discriminated
against any longer,Copy !req
267. for we are a great race!Copy !req
268. - Yeah!
- Yeah!Copy !req
269. - Red power!
- Red power!Copy !req
270. - Red power!
- Red power!Copy !req
271. I don't believe it.Copy !req
272. - Should we tell him the truth?
- Nah.Copy !req
273. Let him make
a complete ass of himselfCopy !req
274. for a little while longer.Copy !req
275. Better red than dead!Copy !req
276. - Better red than dead!
- Better red than dead!Copy !req
277. Better red than dead!Copy !req
278. Tom, I'm standing outsideCopy !req
279. the Denver Center
for the Performing Arts,Copy !req
280. where the new production
of "Annie"Copy !req
281. has just premiered
to cries of outrage.Copy !req
282. A rapidly growing organizationCopy !req
283. called the ginger
separatist movementCopy !req
284. is furious
that the lead role of AnnieCopy !req
285. is being played by a girlCopy !req
286. who isn't actually red-haired
and freckled.Copy !req
287. Joining me now is the gingers'
head spokesperson, Eric Cartman.Copy !req
288. That's right!
This is bullcrap!Copy !req
289. We true gingers are furiousCopy !req
290. that the role of Annie
is being minimalized!Copy !req
291. What harm do you believe
this actress is doingCopy !req
292. to the true red-haired
community?Copy !req
293. The bitch isn't ginger!Copy !req
294. She's just using makeup
to look ginger.Copy !req
295. And pretending to be ginger
with makeupCopy !req
296. is the worst thing
anybody can do!Copy !req
297. - Yeah! That's right!
- Yeah!Copy !req
298. There she is!
Get her!Copy !req
299. You're not ginger, bitch!Copy !req
300. This is getting pretty ugly,
Tom.Copy !req
301. These gingers
are really riled up.Copy !req
302. If you are a gingerCopy !req
303. and would like to join
the ginger separatist movement,Copy !req
304. you can attend their
first meeting this FridayCopy !req
305. in the Sunset Room
at the Airport Hilton.Copy !req
306. Okay.
Welcome, everyone.Copy !req
307. It's so great to see
such a wonderful turnoutCopy !req
308. at the first all-ginger
pride conference!Copy !req
309. Now it is my honor
to introduce the manCopy !req
310. who has brought self-respect
to gingers, Eric Cartman!Copy !req
311. Thanks, Jody!
Gingers, how are we feeling?Copy !req
312. Can I get a "Red power"?Copy !req
313. Red power!Copy !req
314. Oh, yes!
That feels good, doesn't it?Copy !req
315. Feels good to be proud
of who you are.Copy !req
316. I don't think I need to tell you
there's a lot of hate out there,Copy !req
317. hate for awesome people like us.Copy !req
318. And if there's one thing
I've learned,Copy !req
319. it's that the only way
to fight hate is with more hate!Copy !req
320. We are not the freaks
of society!Copy !req
321. Everyone else is!Copy !req
322. Gingers are the chosen people,
the chosen race.Copy !req
323. And we must view
the rest of the worldCopy !req
324. as the lowlife,
dark-skinned rats that they are!Copy !req
325. Hello there.Copy !req
326. Gary Nelson
with Hilton guest relations.Copy !req
327. Just making sure you guys have
everything you need.Copy !req
328. We're fine.
Thanks.Copy !req
329. Need any buffet items restocked?
Everyone okay on coffee?Copy !req
330. - We're fine.
- Great.Copy !req
331. Oh, hey, guys, just wanted
to say thanks for choosingCopy !req
332. the Airport Hilton
for your conference.Copy !req
333. You're welcome!
Now leave us alone!Copy !req
334. My fellow gingers...Copy !req
335. I envision a world
in which there is no hate...Copy !req
336. a world where everyone
is ginger!Copy !req
337. And so we must gather together
every child who is not gingerCopy !req
338. and exterminate them!Copy !req
339. - Huh?
- What?Copy !req
340. Exterminate?Copy !req
341. Now, go!Copy !req
342. Go out into the nightCopy !req
343. and take non-ginger kids
from their homes!Copy !req
344. We will eradicate them all
with cages and torchesCopy !req
345. and a pit of lava
to throw them all in!Copy !req
346. I am not gonna live my life
as a goddamn minority!Copy !req
347. Are you with me?Copy !req
348. Huzzah! Huzzah!Copy !req
349. Dude, we're gonna go
sneak into Cartman'sCopy !req
350. and change him back
to a non-ginger.Copy !req
351. Huh? Why?Copy !req
352. Because now he's acting
like gingers are awesomeCopy !req
353. and all his friends are gingers.Copy !req
354. When he wakes up tomorrow and
realizes he isn't really ginger,Copy !req
355. - it'll be hysterical.
- Mrph!Copy !req
356. Are you in?Copy !req
357. Totally.Copy !req
358. You know, Cartman is
an uncaring, bigoted,Copy !req
359. intolerant asshole.Copy !req
360. But I have to admit, I had
my own prejudice about gingers.Copy !req
361. I think we all need to realizeCopy !req
362. that everyone is different
in one way or another,Copy !req
363. and we shouldn't be threatened
by those differences.Copy !req
364. I mean, Cartman actually
had me kind of creeped outCopy !req
365. that gingers were gonna
come get me in the night.Copy !req
366. Mrph!Copy !req
367. Oh.
Hey there.Copy !req
368. You guys... need anything?Copy !req
369. Let's just —
Let's just walk this way.Copy !req
370. More ginger kids.Copy !req
371. Uh, m-maybe we should
just go home.Copy !req
372. Yeah.
Good idea.Copy !req
373. What the hell do they want?Copy !req
374. - Mrph!
- Kenny!Copy !req
375. Run, dude!
Run!Copy !req
376. Huh?Copy !req
377. G-Ginger kids.Copy !req
378. Aah!Copy !req
379. Clyde, what is it, honey?Copy !req
380. Aah!Copy !req
381. Ginger kids!Copy !req
382. No!Copy !req
383. - What is it?
- It's a little ginger girl.Copy !req
384. - Ow!
- Ooh!Copy !req
385. In there!
Go!Copy !req
386. Come on!
Get this jamb on the door!Copy !req
387. Kyle.
Kyle, wake up.Copy !req
388. Huh? What?Copy !req
389. Where are we?Copy !req
390. I think we're at the Sunset Room
at the Airport Hilton.Copy !req
391. My fellow gingers,Copy !req
392. the day of reckoning
is finally upon us!Copy !req
393. Cartman?Copy !req
394. Oh, Jesus.
I should have known.Copy !req
395. What we begin here
we will take worldwideCopy !req
396. until the blood
of every non-ginger childCopy !req
397. has been spilled!Copy !req
398. You guys got everything
you need in here?Copy !req
399. Need more coffee, buffet items?Copy !req
400. No. We're fine.
Thank you!Copy !req
401. How about lava?
You got enough lava?Copy !req
402. Yes!
We're good!Copy !req
403. Okay. Hey, thanks for choosing
the Airport Hilton, guys.Copy !req
404. You're welcome!
Now leave us alone!Copy !req
405. Now...
let the extermination begin!Copy !req
406. We will start
with the daywalker.Copy !req
407. Daywalker!Copy !req
408. Throw him in!Copy !req
409. Cartman, I need to tell you
something!Copy !req
410. Go on, then.
Say your last words.Copy !req
411. I think you'd rather hear this
in private.Copy !req
412. Okay. Fine.
Let him speak.Copy !req
413. Then we kill
every non-ginger here!Copy !req
414. You... You what?Copy !req
415. Come on!
Let's fulfill the plan!Copy !req
416. All non-gingers must die!Copy !req
417. - Yeah!
- Yeah!Copy !req
418. Right.
The plan.Copy !req
419. Um... oh.Copy !req
420. Oh, my God, you guys.
Uh, I just realized something.Copy !req
421. We shouldn't be doing this.Copy !req
422. I-I mean, look at us.
What have we become?Copy !req
423. - Huh?
- What?Copy !req
424. D-Don't you see?Copy !req
425. If we go and exterminate
everyone who isn't ginger,Copy !req
426. then we're no better than they
were for thinking less of us.Copy !req
427. Maybe we all have to learn
to live together.Copy !req
428. But you just said everyone
who isn't ginger must die.Copy !req
429. Right, but — but I've learned
that we can't judge peopleCopy !req
430. based on what they look like.Copy !req
431. But you just said they should
all die 15 seconds ago.Copy !req
432. I know.
I know, but I-I get it now.Copy !req
433. We've got to live and let live.Copy !req
434. What did that kid
in the green hat tell you?Copy !req
435. Huh?Copy !req
436. That kid right there —
What did he just tell you?Copy !req
437. Who? Oh, him? Oh.
No, that was just...Copy !req
438. That was about something else.
Totally unrelated.Copy !req
439. You wanted to kill everyone
who wasn't ginger.Copy !req
440. Then that kid in the green hat
told you something,Copy !req
441. and you don't want to do it
all of a sudden.Copy !req
442. What did he tell you?Copy !req
443. No, he was just telling me
about something funnyCopy !req
444. that happened at school
yesterday.Copy !req
445. Um, oh, but anyway —
Oh! Oh, wow.Copy !req
446. I can't believe
how great it feelsCopy !req
447. to finally love my fellow man,
huh?Copy !req
448. Isn't this great, you guys?Copy !req
449. We've sure been through a lot,
but in the end,Copy !req
450. we all learned
it's best to get along.Copy !req
451. Come on, guys!Copy !req
452. That's it!
You got it!Copy !req
453. You are such a manipulative
asshole, Cartman.Copy !req
454. Yes, but I'm not going to die.Copy !req