1. Mrph rmhmhm rm!
Mrph rmhmhm rm!Copy !req
2. What the heck?Copy !req
3. Whoa!
What a huge package!Copy !req
4. "To: Butters Stotch."Copy !req
5. Oh, boy! It's for me!
It's for me!Copy !req
6. Who is it from?Copy !req
7. "Sent from: Japan.
Konichi-wa!"Copy !req
8. Wow!
A package for me from Japan!Copy !req
9. Wow.
What could it be?Copy !req
10. My birthday
isn't until September 11th!Copy !req
11. Oh, boy! I've never gotten
a package this big.Copy !req
12. I've always wanted to have
a huge package!Copy !req
13. Aah!Copy !req
14. Greetings.Copy !req
15. I am the A.W.E.S.O.M.-O 4000.Copy !req
16. Whoa.Copy !req
17. I have been sent from Japan
to serve as your personal robot.Copy !req
18. You — You're my robot?Copy !req
19. Yes.
I will be your new best friend.Copy !req
20. Oh, wow!Copy !req
21. Yep, that's right.
He's a real, live robot.Copy !req
22. He can walk and talk
and everything!Copy !req
23. You're like the fourth kid
I've told already!Copy !req
24. Well, I got to go, Dougie.
My robot and I have stuff to do.Copy !req
25. They're all so jealous.Copy !req
26. I'm so glad
you came into my life, A.W.E.S.O.M.-O.Copy !req
27. You're the best friend
a guy could have.Copy !req
28. Yes.
You can trust A.W.E.S.O.M.-O.Copy !req
29. In fact,
you should tell A.W.E.S.O.M.-OCopy !req
30. all your most personal secrets.Copy !req
31. A.W.E.S.O.M.-O will not make fun
of youCopy !req
32. or tell your secrets
to other people and stuff.Copy !req
33. Hey, yeah!Copy !req
34. Well, I can tell you anything,
huh?Copy !req
35. Well, let's see.Copy !req
36. Well, for one,Copy !req
37. I have what's called
a heshiated colon,Copy !req
38. which means I sometimes
can't control my sphincter.Copy !req
39. Really?Copy !req
40. Nobody knows it,
but sometimes I poop my pants.Copy !req
41. So I have to wear a diaper
to school.Copy !req
42. You okay, A.W.E.S.O.M.-O?Copy !req
43. Yes. A.W.E.S.O.M.-O is fine.
Please go on.Copy !req
44. Well, I have to take medicine
for it every day.Copy !req
45. It's a little suppository
I have to put up my rectum.Copy !req
46. That —
That's very interesting.Copy !req
47. Tell A.W.E.S.O.M.-O more secrets.Copy !req
48. Oh, okay.
Let's see.Copy !req
49. Oh, my parents don't know,Copy !req
50. but sometimes I get picked on
by this one kid at school.Copy !req
51. His name is Eric Cartman,Copy !req
52. and he always tries to
play jokes on me and stuff.Copy !req
53. - Oh? Really?
- Yeah!Copy !req
54. One time he made me think
a meteor had hit the earthCopy !req
55. and convinced me to stay down in
a bomb shelter for three days.Copy !req
56. Wow. That sucks.Copy !req
57. Yeah.Copy !req
58. And then this other time,Copy !req
59. he pretended to be me
on the phone to my dadCopy !req
60. and called him a pussy.Copy !req
61. And so my dad came home
and beat me.Copy !req
62. Wow.Copy !req
63. Sounds like this Cartman kid
is pretty smart.Copy !req
64. No, he's not smart.
He's just an asshole.Copy !req
65. And he's never gonna play
a trick on me ever again!Copy !req
66. Really?
You think so?Copy !req
67. Well, guess what, Butters.
I have a surprise for you.Copy !req
68. Yeah, and he's never
gonna get me again,Copy !req
69. 'cause what Cartman doesn't knowCopy !req
70. is that I know
one of his secrets.Copy !req
71. What?Copy !req
72. When Cartman is playing
all alone in his backyard,Copy !req
73. he likes to dress up
like Britney SpearsCopy !req
74. and pretend he's her.Copy !req
75. He sings and dances around
with a life-size cutoutCopy !req
76. of Justin Timberlake.Copy !req
77. You saw that?Copy !req
78. Yeah!
And I videotaped him doing it!Copy !req
79. Nunh-unh.Copy !req
80. I've got the whole thing
on tape —Copy !req
81. even him making out with
the Justin Timberlake cutout.Copy !req
82. - No way.
- Yeah!Copy !req
83. And if Cartman
ever messes with me again,Copy !req
84. I'm gonna show that video
to everybody.Copy !req
85. Then I'll have my revenge,
boy howdy!Copy !req
86. Um, where is this videotape,
Butters?Copy !req
87. Huh? Oh, I don't know.
It's around here somewhere.Copy !req
88. Hey, so what do you want to do
now, A.W.E.S.O.M.-O?Copy !req
89. Uh, Butters, maybe you should
give A.W.E.S.O.M.-O the videotape.Copy !req
90. How come?Copy !req
91. Well, because A.W.E.S.O.M.-O can,
like, back it up for youCopy !req
92. and make copies and stuff.Copy !req
93. I am A.W.E.S.O.M.-O.Copy !req
94. Oh, that's all right, A.W.E.S.O.M.-O.
Come on!Copy !req
95. I have a lot of things
to teach you!Copy !req
96. Oh, son of a bitch.Copy !req
97. Oh, that's so cute.Copy !req
98. Did you see Butters and his
friend Eric playing robot?Copy !req
99. Yes. Those boys
are quite imaginative.Copy !req
100. Leave it to them to find
a fun way to do the dishes.Copy !req
101. That's great, A.W.E.S.O.M.-O!Copy !req
102. You can carry all my laundry
in one trip!Copy !req
103. Uh, Butters, it's getting late.Copy !req
104. You should be getting ready
for bed soon.Copy !req
105. Okay, Mom.Copy !req
106. Well, come on, A.W.E.S.O.M.-O.
Bedtime.Copy !req
107. Oh, is your little robot friend
staying the night?Copy !req
108. Well, of course he is.
He's my robot, ain't he?Copy !req
109. That's okay with your mom,
Mr. Robot?Copy !req
110. A.W.E.S.O.M.-O does not have a mom.Copy !req
111. Yep. Don't you know
nothin' about robots?Copy !req
112. Come on, A.W.E.S.O.M.-O!
You can put my laundry away.Copy !req
113. Oh, that's just adorable!Copy !req
114. It's good to see Butters
finally have a friendCopy !req
115. that wants to stay over.Copy !req
116. Ugh. Jesus
Christ. I can't go on like this.Copy !req
117. Butters, remember when you saidCopy !req
118. you had a video of Eric Cartman
dressed like Britney Spears?Copy !req
119. Oh.
Yeah?Copy !req
120. I would like to see
what he looks likeCopy !req
121. so I can beat him up for you.Copy !req
122. May I see the video?Copy !req
123. Aw, you don't need to do that,
A.W.E.S.O.M.-O.Copy !req
124. Hey, I got to put in my
suppository. Can you help me?Copy !req
125. What?Copy !req
126. Remember I said
I had to put thatCopy !req
127. medicinal suppository
in my anus?Copy !req
128. It'll be so much easier
having you do it from now on.Copy !req
129. Um... actually...Copy !req
130. A.W.E.S.O.M.-O was not programmed
for that function.Copy !req
131. Aw, it's real easy.
I'll show you.Copy !req
132. You just take this little thingy
out of the plastic paper.Copy !req
133. And then I'll —
I'll pull down my pants.Copy !req
134. And just slide it
up in my anus there.Copy !req
135. No way.Copy !req
136. A.W.E.S.O.M.-O,
I thought you were programmedCopy !req
137. to do whatever I tell you.Copy !req
138. Weak.Copy !req
139. Yeah.
That — That's pretty good.Copy !req
140. Get it up there good and deep.Copy !req
141. Lame.Copy !req
142. All right, A.W.E.S.O.M.-O.
Time for us to get some sleep.Copy !req
143. Hey, you want me to teach you
some bedtime songs?Copy !req
144. A.W.E.S.O.M.-O must rest his CPU.
System overloading.Copy !req
145. Oh.
Oh, all right, A.W.E.S.O.M.-O.Copy !req
146. Let's get us some shut-eye —
or whatever robots have.Copy !req
147. Where is it?
Where is it?Copy !req
148. - A.W.E.S.O.M.-O!
- Ah!Copy !req
149. A.W.E.S.O.M.-O, what the Sam heck
are you doing?Copy !req
150. Um, A-A.W.E.S.O.M.-O is reorganizing
your stuff for you.Copy !req
151. Oh, cheese geez Louise!Copy !req
152. My mom is gonna be awful sore
when she sees this mess!Copy !req
153. Now, A.W.E.S.O.M.-O,
that is a bad robot!Copy !req
154. You can't do no chores for me
unless I tell you to do them.Copy !req
155. You got it?Copy !req
156. A.W.E.S.O.M.-O understands.Copy !req
157. I'm gonna have to give you
a spankin', A.W.E.S.O.M.-O,Copy !req
158. so that you learn better.Copy !req
159. And just know, A.W.E.S.O.M.-O, that I
did it because I love you.Copy !req
160. Okay. Come on.
Let's go make some breakfast.Copy !req
161. God damn it.
I have to find that videotape!Copy !req
162. Look at that, A.W.E.S.O.M.-O.Copy !req
163. I drew a picture of us
playing in a field together.Copy !req
164. I'll be right back.Copy !req
165. I'm gonna go get
some Sunny Delight.Copy !req
166. I would like
some Sunny Delight, too.Copy !req
167. Don't be silly, A.W.E.S.O.M.-O.Copy !req
168. Robots don't need to drink
nothin'.Copy !req
169. Oh!
Go answer the door, A.W.E.S.O.M.-O.Copy !req
170. A.W.E.S.O.M.-O will answer the door.Copy !req
171. What the hell are you doing,
fat-ass?Copy !req
172. Dude, are you still pretending
to be a robot?Copy !req
173. Shh!Copy !req
174. I just need to, uh,
make Butters think I'm a robotCopy !req
175. for a little while longer.Copy !req
176. Why?Copy !req
177. Because I need to, all right?Copy !req
178. I've got something plannedCopy !req
179. that's, uh, going to be
really sweet.Copy !req
180. Just play along, okay?Copy !req
181. Why?Copy !req
182. - Kyle, God damn it. Will you —
- Who's at the door, A.W.E.S.O.M.-O?Copy !req
183. Three boys
named Stan, Kyle, and Kenny.Copy !req
184. Oh, hey, fellas!
I see you've met my robot.Copy !req
185. Uh, yeah, Butters.
He's real cool.Copy !req
186. He sure is!Copy !req
187. We do everything together.Copy !req
188. Last night,
we even had a slumber party.Copy !req
189. Weak.Copy !req
190. He can do anything
I command him to.Copy !req
191. He's real smart.
Watch this.Copy !req
192. Hey, A.W.E.S.O.M.-O, will you go get
my friends some Sunny Delight?Copy !req
193. Yes.
Of course.Copy !req
194. Oh, wait.Copy !req
195. Hey, A.W.E.S.O.M.-O,
I'd also like some celery sticksCopy !req
196. chopped up two inches longCopy !req
197. with peanut butter and raisins
on top.Copy !req
198. Suck my balls, Kyle.Copy !req
199. He's made in Japan!Copy !req
200. Yes, it has just been a delightCopy !req
201. having your son over,
Mrs. Cartman.Copy !req
202. He and Butters are really
getting along great.Copy !req
203. Oh, I'm so glad to hear it,
Mrs. Stotch.Copy !req
204. Eric has been having
some emotional problems lately.Copy !req
205. Well, the reason I'm callingCopy !req
206. is that Butters
is supposed to go seeCopy !req
207. his Aunt Nellie in Los Angeles
this weekend.Copy !req
208. The boys are getting along
so wellCopy !req
209. that we were thinking of
inviting Eric to go along.Copy !req
210. Oh.
Well, I'm not sure.Copy !req
211. Actually, Eric is still
supposed to be groundedCopy !req
212. for trying to exterminate
the Jews two weeks ago.Copy !req
213. Excuse me?
I didn't catch that.Copy !req
214. Oh, but I suppose
it would be good for him.Copy !req
215. Yes.
Of course he can go.Copy !req
216. I'll bring
some of his clothes over.Copy !req
217. Oh, wonderful!
The boys will be so excited.Copy !req
218. Maybe he put that videotape
in here somewhere.Copy !req
219. A.W.E.S.O.M.-O, what are you doing?Copy !req
220. My friends are waiting
for their beverages.Copy !req
221. Chop-chop!Copy !req
222. Hey, guys!
Great news!Copy !req
223. It's all been arranged —Copy !req
224. You two are both going
to Los AngelesCopy !req
225. to visit Butters' Aunt Nellie!Copy !req
226. Oh, boy! My robot gets to come
with me to see Aunt Nellie?Copy !req
227. What?Copy !req
228. Oh, boy, A.W.E.S.O.M.-O!Copy !req
229. We're gonna have
the best time ever!Copy !req
230. Lame.Copy !req
231. Hey, Nellie.Copy !req
232. Look what I found
scrampin' around the airport.Copy !req
233. Hi, Aunt Nellie!Copy !req
234. There's my little nephew!Copy !req
235. - How was your flight?
- It was long.Copy !req
236. We had a three-hour delay
departing Denver,Copy !req
237. but we're here!Copy !req
238. Didn't you bring any bags?Copy !req
239. Well, sure, but my robot
is bringing them in.Copy !req
240. Your robot?Copy !req
241. Butters' new friend
is a little strange.Copy !req
242. He — He really takes
playing robot seriously.Copy !req
243. There he is!Copy !req
244. A.W.E.S.O.M.-O,
this is my Aunt Nellie.Copy !req
245. Hello!
It's nice to have you here!Copy !req
246. A.W.E.S.O.M.-O must dispense
oil waste.Copy !req
247. Where is the nearest toilet,
please?Copy !req
248. Oh, right through there,
Mr. Robot.Copy !req
249. Thank you.Copy !req
250. I don't think he took
the costume off the entire trip.Copy !req
251. Did you want to get
right to sightseeing,Copy !req
252. or are you boys hungry
after such a long flight?Copy !req
253. Naw.
I ate on the plane.Copy !req
254. And A.W.E.S.O.M.-O is a robot,
so he don't need to eat.Copy !req
255. Right.Copy !req
256. Oh! Oh!Copy !req
257. A.W.E.S.O.M.-O?Copy !req
258. Uh — Uh — A.W.E.S.O.M.-O is coming.Copy !req
259. Come on, A.W.E.S.O.M.-O!
We're gonna go a-sightseein'!Copy !req
260. Can you believe we're at a real,
live movie studio, A.W.E.S.O.M.-O?Copy !req
261. Aren't we having the best time?Copy !req
262. Butters, wouldn't you likeCopy !req
263. to have some time away
from A.W.E.S.O.M.-O?Copy !req
264. We could meet up later, perhaps.Copy !req
265. Hey, look over there, A.W.E.S.O.M.-O!
The film-studio commissary.Copy !req
266. That's where all them
rich movie producersCopy !req
267. that come up with Hollywood
blockbusters have their lunch.Copy !req
268. Neat-o, huh?Copy !req
269. Damn it, Mitch,Copy !req
270. how come our movie studio
can't come up with any winners?Copy !req
271. - I mean, we're smart, right?
- We're really smart.Copy !req
272. We need an idea for a movie
that's a home run —Copy !req
273. a feel-good romp
for the whole family.Copy !req
274. Hey, what's that over there?Copy !req
275. Wow! That's a really neat little
robot you have, little boy.Copy !req
276. What's he do?Copy !req
277. Well, he can do anything!
Watch this.Copy !req
278. Hey, A.W.E.S.O.M.-O, who's gonna win
the Super Bowl next year?Copy !req
279. The New Orleans Saints.Copy !req
280. Hey, Mr. Robot, how much wood
would a woodchuck chuckCopy !req
281. if a woodchuck could chuck wood?Copy !req
282. 17.Copy !req
283. Mitch, are you thinking
what I'm thinking?Copy !req
284. Yeah.Copy !req
285. Maybe that robot
can be programmedCopy !req
286. to come up with movie ideas!Copy !req
287. Exactly.Copy !req
288. Gentlemen, this little boy
was kind enoughCopy !req
289. to let us show you his robot —
the A.W.E.S.O.M.-O 4000.Copy !req
290. I've already seen
what it can do.Copy !req
291. Uh, excuse me, sir,
but, uh, that's not a robot.Copy !req
292. It's not?Copy !req
293. No.
It clearly has bipedal movement.Copy !req
294. So the correct term is
computerized automatron.Copy !req
295. - Oh, very nice, Mitch.
- You are the smart one.Copy !req
296. Well, regardless,
I believe maybe this automatronCopy !req
297. can help us come up with
new movie ideas.Copy !req
298. How can a robot come up with
better ideas for movies than us?Copy !req
299. Watch this.Copy !req
300. A.W.E.S.O.M.-O, given the current
trends of the moviegoing public,Copy !req
301. can you come up with an idea
for a movieCopy !req
302. that will break
$100 million box office?Copy !req
303. Um... okay.
How about this?Copy !req
304. Adam Sandler is, like,
in love with some girl.Copy !req
305. But then it turns out
that the girlCopy !req
306. is actually a golden retriever
or something.Copy !req
307. Oh, perfect!Copy !req
308. We'll call it "Puppy Love"!Copy !req
309. Give us another movie idea,
A.W.E.S.O.M.-O!Copy !req
310. - Yeah!
- Let's hear it!Copy !req
311. - Yeah! We want to hear them!
- Come on! Come on!Copy !req
312. Okay.
How about this?Copy !req
313. A-Adam Sandler inherits
like a billion dollars.Copy !req
314. But first he has to, like,
become a boxer or something.Copy !req
315. Yes!
It's flawless!Copy !req
316. "Punch-Drunk Billionaire"!Copy !req
317. Boy, Los Angeles is great,
huh, A.W.E.S.O.M.-O?Copy !req
318. Can you believe those guys
paid us $100 apieceCopy !req
319. for those movie ideas?Copy !req
320. You should split that money
with A.W.E.S.O.M.-O.Copy !req
321. After all,
they were A.W.E.S.O.M.-O's ideas.Copy !req
322. Oh, right!Copy !req
323. What are you gonna do
with money, A.W.E.S.O.M.-O —Copy !req
324. buy some robot pants?Copy !req
325. No, we've got each other, and
that's all we need, A.W.E.S.O.M.-O.Copy !req
326. I'm gonna send this moneyCopy !req
327. to needy kids
in Third World countries.Copy !req
328. Y-You okay, A.W.E.S.O.M.-O?Copy !req
329. A.W.E.S.O.M.-O needs to rest!
Feeling faint!Copy !req
330. You go ahead and relax,
A.W.E.S.O.M.-O.Copy !req
331. We've got another full day
of pitching movies tomorrow.Copy !req
332. Gentlemen, ladies,Copy !req
333. we all know that we live
in a time of uncertainty.Copy !req
334. The risk of an attack
on American soilCopy !req
335. is higher than ever.Copy !req
336. Now I believe we might be able
to curb that risk.Copy !req
337. Two days ago, our intelligence
department came across this.Copy !req
338. The A.W.E.S.O.M.-O 4000.Copy !req
339. It is currently being used
by Catamount PicturesCopy !req
340. to develop ideas for movies.Copy !req
341. Our sources say
that in just one week,Copy !req
342. it has come up with
over 1,000 movie ideas,Copy !req
343. 800 of which feature
Adam Sandler.Copy !req
344. - Oh, my God.
- That's amazing.Copy !req
345. Adam Sandler.Copy !req
346. That's incredible!Copy !req
347. You're thinking
the robot could be usedCopy !req
348. to come up with
anti-Islamic movies?Copy !req
349. No.Copy !req
350. If we got our hands
on that robot,Copy !req
351. we could reprogram it
and turn it into a weapon.Copy !req
352. Yes. That might be
the best thing to do.Copy !req
353. Uh-huh. I don't see
how we have a choice.Copy !req
354. Hold on a second.Copy !req
355. If that robot is designed
for entertainment,Copy !req
356. then turning it into a weapon
is unethical.Copy !req
357. Unethical?Copy !req
358. Let me explain something to you,
Mr. Scientist.Copy !req
359. We understand that the robot
is from Japan.Copy !req
360. That means that the Japanese
have more of them.Copy !req
361. And if the Japanese fabricates
one of them into a weaponCopy !req
362. before we do...Copy !req
363. Jesus. It would be Pearl Harbor
all over again.Copy !req
364. But worse — with robots.Copy !req
365. I'm sorry.
I must protest.Copy !req
366. We — We have no data suggesting
the Japanese have developedCopy !req
367. a robot
with offensive capability.Copy !req
368. You're paid to think,
Mr. Scientist!Copy !req
369. National security is our job.Copy !req
370. Gentlemen, we're going
to Los Angeles.Copy !req
371. I want that robot.Copy !req
372. Yeah, me and my robotCopy !req
373. are still over at
the movie studio, Aunt Nellie.Copy !req
374. We're makin' all kinds
of money for the poor!Copy !req
375. Movie idea number 2,305 —Copy !req
376. Adam Sandler is trapped
on an islandCopy !req
377. and falls in love
with a coconut.Copy !req
378. Great, A.W.E.S.O.M.-O.
Great.Copy !req
379. Guys, take a break.Copy !req
380. I need a minute alone
with A.W.E.S.O.M.-O.Copy !req
381. You are an incredible robot,
A.W.E.S.O.M.-O.Copy !req
382. I was just wondering...Copy !req
383. are you by chance
a pleasure model?Copy !req
384. What?Copy !req
385. Well, have you been programmed
to satisfy...Copy !req
386. the urges of humans?Copy !req
387. A.W.E.S.O.M.-O does not understand.Copy !req
388. Let me show you what I mean.Copy !req
389. Yeah, we're having a great time,
Aunt Nellie.Copy !req
390. These movie-studio guys
are real nice.Copy !req
391. Lame!Copy !req
392. Yeah, we're making
a bunch more money.Copy !req
393. I can't believe it either.Copy !req
394. Not cool!
Totally lame!Copy !req
395. A.W.E.S.O.M.-O?Copy !req
396. I got to go, Aunt Nellie.Copy !req
397. A.W.E.S.O.M.-O is having
some kind of malfunction.Copy !req
398. A.W.E.S.O.M.-O?
Hey, where'd you go?Copy !req
399. Let's go!
Move! Move!Copy !req
400. A.W.E.S.O.M.-O?Copy !req
401. Hey!
What are you doing with him?Copy !req
402. That's my robot!Copy !req
403. A.W.E.S.O.M.-O-O-O-O!Copy !req
404. Are those arm and leg locks
secure?Copy !req
405. - Secure, sir.
- Good.Copy !req
406. I don't want that robot mobileCopy !req
407. until I know
what it's capable of.Copy !req
408. All right.
Power it on.Copy !req
409. Wha-whoa-wha-whoa— Oh!Copy !req
410. - What the hell?
- What's going on?Copy !req
411. It... powered itself back on.Copy !req
412. Stand by.
Be ready to destroy it.Copy !req
413. Where the hell am I?
Hey! Why can't I move?Copy !req
414. Are your systems stable?Copy !req
415. Run a systems check on your CPU.Copy !req
416. The fuck are you talking about,
dude?Copy !req
417. I-I'm sorry, robot, but they
want me to reprogram you.Copy !req
418. I'm not a robot, dumb-ass!
I'm alive!Copy !req
419. What did you say?Copy !req
420. I said I'm a real person,
ass-wipe!Copy !req
421. Oh, my God.Copy !req
422. What's happening?Copy !req
423. The robot —
It thinks it's alive.Copy !req
424. It's developed consciousness.Copy !req
425. What?
How can that be?Copy !req
426. Must be a malfunction
of its hexagraphical IMSCopy !req
427. or the interlaced B.V. system.Copy !req
428. Speak in a language we can
understand, Mr. Scientist.Copy !req
429. Your robot doesn't know
it's a robot!Copy !req
430. God damn it,
get me down from here.Copy !req
431. Who made you, robot?Copy !req
432. I'm not a robot.
I'm a human!Copy !req
433. Jesus.
The scientist is right.Copy !req
434. But who would have programmed it
to think it was human?Copy !req
435. The movie studio?Copy !req
436. Look, retards,
my name is Eric Cartman!Copy !req
437. I live with my mom
in South Park, Colorado.Copy !req
438. Dear Christ.
They gave it memories, too.Copy !req
439. Sure.
Why not?Copy !req
440. Program the memories
of some eight-year-old boyCopy !req
441. who doesn't exist, and make
the robot think he's real.Copy !req
442. Makes for a lot better movies.Copy !req
443. I'm not reprogramming a robot
that's developed consciousness.Copy !req
444. Do I have to remind you
of your position?Copy !req
445. Don't forget you have a duty
to your country, Mr. Scientist!Copy !req
446. I want that robot's memories
and consciousness erasedCopy !req
447. so we can take it back
to Washington.Copy !req
448. Got it?Copy !req
449. Damn you all to hell.Copy !req
450. Hey, wait a minute.Copy !req
451. Well, that's the van that —
Oh, my God!Copy !req
452. God damn it, stop!
I'm real! I'm real!Copy !req
453. It'll all be over soon, robot!Copy !req
454. Hang on. I'm getting you
out of here, robot.Copy !req
455. Oh, it's about friggin' time,
jackass!Copy !req
456. What the hell are you doing?Copy !req
457. I-I'm saving a conscious being.Copy !req
458. If you want to kill it,
you'll have to go through me!Copy !req
459. Fine.
Kill that son of a bitch.Copy !req
460. No!
Look, God damn it.Copy !req
461. Now I can show you stupid
assholes who I really am.Copy !req
462. A.W.E.S.O.M.-O!Copy !req
463. I am the A.W.E.S.O.M.-O 4000.Copy !req
464. No!
No! Please!Copy !req
465. Don't kill him!
He's my best friend!Copy !req
466. He's my best friend
in the whole world!Copy !req
467. He's my...Copy !req
468. There. You see?Copy !req
469. You want to tell me
this isn't humanity?Copy !req
470. Who's to judge what makes
something human, anyway?Copy !req
471. Does this make me human?Copy !req
472. Or this?Copy !req
473. Or these?Copy !req
474. Perhaps... there is consciousness
in this robot.Copy !req
475. Maybe we as a society
need to realizeCopy !req
476. that artificial intelligence
is intelligence all the sameCopy !req
477. and we can learn
from the robots.Copy !req
478. I think maybe one day
we can all —Copy !req
479. Wait a minute.
Did — Did that robot just fart?Copy !req
480. Hey, robots don't fart.Copy !req
481. Uh, now ending fart sequence.Copy !req
482. Oh, and it — it smells, too!Copy !req
483. Smell sequence initiated.Copy !req
484. A robot with smelly farts?
That doesn't make any sense.Copy !req
485. Hang on a second here!Copy !req
486. Ooh, Justin.
Yeah.Copy !req
487. Wow, kid.
You're a little faggot.Copy !req
488. Lame.Copy !req