1. Mrph rmhmhm rm!
Mrph rmhmhm rm!Copy !req
2. - Zhhhh!
- Rrrrr!Copy !req
3. Captain Cartman reporting
from shuttlecraft Spontaneity,Copy !req
4. approaching planet Omega Nine.Copy !req
5. Warp drive disengaged.
Landing sequence initiated.Copy !req
6. What kind of atmosphere
are you readingCopy !req
7. on the planet's surface, Jew?Copy !req
8. - I'm a Vulcan!
- All right.Copy !req
9. What kind of atmosphere
are you reading, Vulcan-Jew?Copy !req
10. The atmosphere is oxygen-based.
Should support our breathing.Copy !req
11. All right. Hang on.
We're about to land.Copy !req
12. - Rrr! Br-br-br-br-br-br!
- Zhhhh!Copy !req
13. Okay.Copy !req
14. First Officer Stan
and Engineer Kenny,Copy !req
15. come with me on the away team.Copy !req
16. Vulcan-Jew Kyle will wait here.Copy !req
17. No!
I'm on the away team, too!Copy !req
18. It's my mom's new minivan,
so I'm the captain, Kyle!Copy !req
19. I don't care! You're not making
me wait in the van again!Copy !req
20. Fine, Kyle!Copy !req
21. But if something goes wrong
on the planet's surface,Copy !req
22. don't hold me responsible.Copy !req
23. Set phasers on stun.Copy !req
24. Things seem pretty quiet.Copy !req
25. Yes.
A little too quiet.Copy !req
26. I am picking up carbon-based
life-forms in Sector C.Copy !req
27. I believe we will findCopy !req
28. a village of peaceful aliens
over that ridge.Copy !req
29. Ugh. Okay. Fine.
I guess we'll go look —Copy !req
30. Oh, no!
Look out!Copy !req
31. It's a giant
four-headed lava frog!Copy !req
32. Shoot it!Copy !req
33. - Byew-byew! Byew-byew!
- Byoo!Copy !req
34. Oh, no!
It's got Kyle!Copy !req
35. No, it doesn't.Copy !req
36. Oh, it's got Kyle,
and it's tearing his head off!Copy !req
37. Oh, you guys,
looks like Kyle is done for.Copy !req
38. No, I'm not!Copy !req
39. God damn it, Cartman, you are
not gonna kill me off again!Copy !req
40. Ugh. You see, guys?Copy !req
41. This is why you don't bring Jews
along on the away team.Copy !req
42. They don't play along.Copy !req
43. Shut up about Jews, fat-ass!
You don't know anything!Copy !req
44. Oh, God.
Here we go again.Copy !req
45. Oh, yeah? I saw Mel Gibson's
movie "The Passion."Copy !req
46. And Mel Gibson says in the movie
Jews are the devil!Copy !req
47. - He does not!
- How do you know?Copy !req
48. I've seen "The Passion"
34 times now, Kyle.Copy !req
49. You haven't seen it once!Copy !req
50. There's one part where the Jews
have a chance to save Jesus,Copy !req
51. and you know what they do?Copy !req
52. They let Barabbas,
a serial killer, go free insteadCopy !req
53. and laugh about it!Copy !req
54. - Nuh-unh!
- Go see the movie, Kyle!Copy !req
55. I'm sick of you guys arguing
about "The Passion."Copy !req
56. - I'm out of here.
- Mrph rm.Copy !req
57. I'm not arguing
about "The Passion"!Copy !req
58. He's being an asshole!Copy !req
59. You know what it is?
You're scared.Copy !req
60. You're scared of the truth.Copy !req
61. You don't want that movie
to show youCopy !req
62. just how bad the Jews are
and why everyone hates you.Copy !req
63. - People don't hate the Jews!
- Really?Copy !req
64. $300 million
domestic box office, Kyle.Copy !req
65. The top-grossing film
of all time, Kyle.Copy !req
66. Those numbers don't lie.Copy !req
67. If you're not scared of
"The Passion," then go see it.Copy !req
68. Go see it and tell me I'm wrong.Copy !req
69. Mel Gibson, Kyle.Copy !req
70. Mel Gibson.Copy !req
71. You're a stupid asshole.Copy !req
72. Sweet.
Now I can just play with myself.Copy !req
73. Pew-pew-pew!
Get back in the shuttlecraft!Copy !req
74. One, please.Copy !req
75. This is an R-rated movie.Copy !req
76. Yeah, I know.
But I have to —Copy !req
77. But because this is
such an important filmCopy !req
78. that accurately depicts the
selfless acts of Jesus Christ,Copy !req
79. I'll let you in to see it.Copy !req
80. Thanks.Copy !req
81. Aah!Copy !req
82. How?Copy !req
83. How could the Jews do that
to Jesus?Copy !req
84. Pretty brutal, isn't it?Copy !req
85. Kind of makes you want to change
your life, huh?Copy !req
86. And now back
to "Terrance & Phillip."Copy !req
87. Hey, Terrance!Copy !req
88. Mom!
Doorbell!Copy !req
89. Wait.
Before you do, pull my thumb.Copy !req
90. Mom, answer the door!Copy !req
91. God damn it.
Lazy-ass whore.Copy !req
92. Fart.Copy !req
93. You were right.
You were right all along.Copy !req
94. I thought you were just an
asshole when you ripped on Jews,Copy !req
95. but... I didn't know.Copy !req
96. I-I didn't know.Copy !req
97. It's okay, Kyle.
It's okay.Copy !req
98. Just... say that first part
again.Copy !req
99. You — You were right?Copy !req
100. Mm.
One more time, Kyle.Copy !req
101. You were right.Copy !req
102. I want to thank You for all the
blessings You have brought me.Copy !req
103. You have shown me the way
so many times in the past,Copy !req
104. and now You are making
all my dreams come true.Copy !req
105. You give me strength
where there is doubt,Copy !req
106. and I praise You
for all You have done.Copy !req
107. Only You, Mel Gibson, have had
the wisdom and the courageCopy !req
108. to show the world the truth.Copy !req
109. From this day forward,
I will dedicate my lifeCopy !req
110. to making sure Your film is seen
by everyone.Copy !req
111. I will organize the masses
so that we may do Thy bidding.Copy !req
112. Hail Mel Gibson.
Amen.Copy !req
113. Look at that, dude.Copy !req
114. "The Passion" has made
almost $400 millionCopy !req
115. - at the box office now.
- Mrph rm.Copy !req
116. Everyone in the country
is going to see that movie.Copy !req
117. I guess we have to go see it,
too.Copy !req
118. Dude.Copy !req
119. That movie sucked!Copy !req
120. Mrph rmhmhm rm!Copy !req
121. How do they even call that
a movie?Copy !req
122. Mrph rm!Copy !req
123. That's bullcrap, dude.
Let's go get our money back.Copy !req
124. Mrph!Copy !req
125. Wow. I didn't realize
how horrible Christ's death was.Copy !req
126. Me neither.Copy !req
127. Oh, honey, let's be
good Christians from now on.Copy !req
128. I think if more people saw
"The Passion,"Copy !req
129. they'd have faith in Jesus.Copy !req
130. Yeah. It really guilt-trips you
into believing.Copy !req
131. - Hey, we want our money back.
- Huh?Copy !req
132. That movie sucked ass.
Give us back our $18.Copy !req
133. I can't refund your money.
You sat through the whole movie.Copy !req
134. That wasn't a movie.Copy !req
135. - That was a snuff film.
- Mrph!Copy !req
136. You can't charge to watch a guy
get tortured for two hours.Copy !req
137. That guy happens to be Jesus.Copy !req
138. And he went through all that
to pay for your sins!Copy !req
139. We go to church
to learn that stuff.Copy !req
140. We go to movies
to be entertained.Copy !req
141. We weren't entertained,
and we want our money back!Copy !req
142. I'm not allowed
to give your money backCopy !req
143. after you sat through
the whole movie!Copy !req
144. You'd have to take
your complaint upCopy !req
145. with the film's producers.Copy !req
146. What, Mel Gibson? You're saying we have to get
our money back from Mel Gibson?Copy !req
147. Yeah.
I'd like to see you try.Copy !req
148. Oh, we will.Copy !req
149. This is America, and in America,
if something sucks,Copy !req
150. you're supposed to be able
to get your money back!Copy !req
151. Come on, Kenny!Copy !req
152. Kill him!Copy !req
153. - Kill Jesus!
- Kill him!Copy !req
154. Kill that guy!Copy !req
155. - Kill him!
- Watch him die!Copy !req
156. Kill Jesus!
Eeeeeh!Copy !req
157. Okay.
Search for "Mel Gibson."Copy !req
158. Mel Gibson bio.
Mel Gibson news.Copy !req
159. Mel Gibson home page.
Here we go.Copy !req
160. your source for everything Mel.Copy !req
161. Pictures, philosophy,
upcoming projects."Copy !req
162. Damn it. No phone number.
Oh, wait.Copy !req
163. "For more information
on Mel Gibson,Copy !req
164. call the webmaster
at 1-800-43..."Copy !req
165. Okay. Wait.
Here we go.Copy !req
166. Mel Gibson's
"The Passion" Fan Club.Copy !req
167. Hi. My friend and I just went
to see "The Passion."Copy !req
168. And so you want to join
the fan club now.Copy !req
169. Our first meeting is tomorrow
at 5:30 p.m.Copy !req
170. No, no, no. No.
We want our money back.Copy !req
171. - What?
- We think the movie sucked,Copy !req
172. and we want Mel Gibson
to give us back our $18.Copy !req
173. You thought it sucked?Copy !req
174. Sir, apparently
you don't understandCopy !req
175. what Mel Gibson
was trying to do.Copy !req
176. He was trying to express,
through cinema,Copy !req
177. the horror and filthiness
of the common Jew.Copy !req
178. It has made people
the world over open their eyes.Copy !req
179. Look, we just thought
it was a bad movie.Copy !req
180. So tell us how to get in touch
with Mel Gibson.Copy !req
181. If I knew where Mel Gibson was,
I'd be down on the floorCopy !req
182. licking his balls
at this very moment, sir.Copy !req
183. All I know is he lives
somewhere in Malibu.Copy !req
184. Now stop wasting me
and Mel Gibson's time,Copy !req
185. you little wussy prick.Copy !req
186. Don't take that tone with me.
I'll kick your ass.Copy !req
187. Oh, yeah? I'd like to see you
try, asshole!Copy !req
188. I'm like 6 feet tall!Copy !req
189. I don't care. You sound
like a little bitch to me!Copy !req
190. Bitch, don't call me bitch!
I'll pop your fucking head open!Copy !req
191. You want to bring it,
you little pussy?Copy !req
192. I already brought it, bitch!Copy !req
193. I brought it, set it down on
the table, and opened it, bitch!Copy !req
194. Wait a minute.
Cartman?Copy !req
195. Ooh.Copy !req
196. Come on, Kenny.
We're going to Malibu.Copy !req
197. - Mrph? Mrph rm?
- We'll take the bus!Copy !req
198. Look, this isn't about
the $18 ticket money anymore.Copy !req
199. This is about being able to hold
bad filmmakers responsible.Copy !req
200. This is like when we got our
money back for "BASEketball."Copy !req
201. Eric, sweetie, there's a bunch
of people showing upCopy !req
202. in our backyard saying something
about a meeting.Copy !req
203. Yeah, Mom, I'm holding a meetingCopy !req
204. for all the people who loved
"The Passion" as much as I did.Copy !req
205. Oh, that's great, sweetie!Copy !req
206. - Tell them I'll be down shortly.
- Okay, hon.Copy !req
207. Toten sie die Juden!Copy !req
208. Wir konnen nicht stillstehen,
bis sie alle tot sind!Copy !req
209. Okay.
I'm ready.Copy !req
210. I am ready to do Thy bidding,
Mel Gibson.Copy !req
211. Hello. Are you folks holding
this "Passion" meeting?Copy !req
212. No, actually,
we're guests as well.Copy !req
213. I'm Jack Garrett,
and this is my wife, Elise.Copy !req
214. Hello.Copy !req
215. I think it's so great that
somebody took the initiativeCopy !req
216. to have a meeting like this.Copy !req
217. Oh, I agree.Copy !req
218. There are so many of us
who were moved by "The Passion."Copy !req
219. It's a perfect idea
to have us organizeCopy !req
220. so we can strengthen
the Christian community.Copy !req
221. And apparently the organizer
is just an 8-year-old boyCopy !req
222. who was touched by the film.Copy !req
223. Leave it to a child
to show us all the way, huh?Copy !req
224. So I seen this ad
on the InternetCopy !req
225. saying if you loved
"The Passion"Copy !req
226. to come to this meeting,
so here I am.Copy !req
227. It's great that everyone
came here to figure outCopy !req
228. how to use "The Passion"
to enrich everyone's lives!Copy !req
229. Uh, hello, everyone.
Achtung.Copy !req
230. My name is Eric Cartman,Copy !req
231. and I am the president
of the Mel Gibson Fan Club.Copy !req
232. Oh, thank you.
Thank you.Copy !req
233. I'm happy to see all of you
were affected by "The Passion"Copy !req
234. like I was.Copy !req
235. Now, we all know why we're here,Copy !req
236. and I believe we all know
what needs to be done.Copy !req
237. We sure do!Copy !req
238. But I think it's best we
don't talk out loud about itCopy !req
239. until we have most of them on
the trains heading to the camps.Copy !req
240. W-What does that mean, sweetie?Copy !req
241. I'm not sure, but —Copy !req
242. Folks, I just want to interrupt
for a secondCopy !req
243. and say how remarkable it isCopy !req
244. that this little boy
brought us all together.Copy !req
245. "The Passion" is causing
a revolution of spirituality,Copy !req
246. and we owe Mel Gibson
and this little boy our thanks.Copy !req
247. Thank you. Thank you very much.Copy !req
248. Now, in order to do what
we all know needs to be done,Copy !req
249. we are first going to need
more support.Copy !req
250. I think we should all go outCopy !req
251. and take at least one other
person to see "The Passion."Copy !req
252. Oh, what a great idea!Copy !req
253. We each make it
our responsibilityCopy !req
254. to convert one more person!Copy !req
255. - Great!
- Great idea.Copy !req
256. Yes, and then we can begin
the cleansing,Copy !req
257. if you know what I mean.Copy !req
258. We sure do!Copy !req
259. - All right!
- Whoo-hoo!Copy !req
260. Thank you.Copy !req
261. This must be the place.Copy !req
262. God damn.
Mel Gibson must be loaded!Copy !req
263. Yes?Copy !req
264. Oh, hi. Uh, my name is Stan,
and this is Kenny.Copy !req
265. Mrph.Copy !req
266. Um, we saw your movie "The
Passion," and we didn't like it.Copy !req
267. So can we have our money back,
please?Copy !req
268. You can't not like
"The Passion"!Copy !req
269. I just followed the Bible!
Christ died for you!Copy !req
270. Go home.Copy !req
271. Look, dude.
We came a long way.Copy !req
272. We're not leaving
until you give us our money.Copy !req
273. Oh, yeah? Well, you're gonna
have to find it first.Copy !req
274. But I won't tell you
where I keep my money.Copy !req
275. You can torture me all you want!
I still won't tell you!Copy !req
276. T-Torture you?Copy !req
277. Ah! So you do intend
to torture me, huh?Copy !req
278. Well, go ahead!Copy !req
279. Do your worst!Copy !req
280. You still won't get
your ticket money back!Copy !req
281. I can take whatever
you can dish out!Copy !req
282. - We don't want to torture you.
- I get it.Copy !req
283. But you don't have a choice.
Is that it?Copy !req
284. Well, go ahead!Copy !req
285. I just hope you don't use those
whips over there on the wall!Copy !req
286. Dude, can we please
just have $18 back from you?Copy !req
287. I have to use that money
to build my church.Copy !req
288. I've brought the fire and
brimstone back to ChristianityCopy !req
289. with "The Passion," and now I'm
gonna start my own church.Copy !req
290. And do you know why?
So I can play banjo!Copy !req
291. Dude, this guy
is freakin' daffy.Copy !req
292. How dare you call me crazy?Copy !req
293. This means war!Copy !req
294. - Aah!
- Mm!Copy !req
295. Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!Copy !req
296. Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!Copy !req
297. And so it was that God sent
His only son down from heavenCopy !req
298. to die for our sins.Copy !req
299. Uh, okay, but did God
send Jesus to dieCopy !req
300. or did Jesus just get
kind of screwed over?Copy !req
301. What is troubling you, my child?Copy !req
302. Well, I have this friend, see,Copy !req
303. and this friend belongs to a
certain chosen people of Israel.Copy !req
304. And it so happens that these
chosen people killed your Lord.Copy !req
305. Ah.
You mean he's a Jew.Copy !req
306. Right, but he can't live
with the guilt anymore,Copy !req
307. because even if Jesus wasn't
really the son of God,Copy !req
308. he was still a nice guyCopy !req
309. and didn't deserve what happened
to him in Mel Gibson's movie.Copy !req
310. I can't sleep at night —Copy !req
311. I mean my friend
can't sleep at night!Copy !req
312. Yes.
"The Passion" is very powerful.Copy !req
313. The truth is, there's not
a whole lot in the BibleCopy !req
314. about the crucifixion.Copy !req
315. "The Passion" was actually done
as a performance pieceCopy !req
316. back in the Middle Ages
to incite people against Jews.Copy !req
317. But how can the Jews
make it better?Copy !req
318. Well, if you really care
about your friend's soul,Copy !req
319. then perhaps show him
the way of Jesus.Copy !req
320. Remember, Christianity
is about atonement.Copy !req
321. Wait. That's it.Copy !req
322. Atonement!
Of course!Copy !req
323. I know what I have to do now.
Thank you, Father!Copy !req
324. - Aah!
- Mm!Copy !req
325. Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo-hoo!
Whoo!Copy !req
326. Two days ago, I saw a rig
that could haul that tanker.Copy !req
327. You want to get out of here?
You talk to me.Copy !req
328. Whoo-hoo!
Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!Copy !req
329. Mel Gibson is fucking crazy,
dude!Copy !req
330. Wait!
There's his wallet!Copy !req
331. Free-e-e-e-dom!Copy !req
332. Aw, crap!
He's only got twenties!Copy !req
333. You got $2, Kenny?Copy !req
334. Jesus is Lord!Copy !req
335. All right!
Let's get the hell out of here!Copy !req
336. Run, dude!
Run!Copy !req
337. Ka-plaaah!
Ka-plaaah!Copy !req
338. One month ago today, this
amazing film opened in theaters.Copy !req
339. And now we proud few gather hereCopy !req
340. as a people brought together
by its message!Copy !req
341. Fellow fans of Mel Gibson,
our numbers have grown.Copy !req
342. And now, together, we have
the power to change the world.Copy !req
343. Now I believe
we should take to the streetsCopy !req
344. and march in unwavering support
of this important movie.Copy !req
345. Oh, great idea!Copy !req
346. It'll be like a parade!Copy !req
347. - Good idea! That's great!
- Love it.Copy !req
348. And as we march
for "The Passion,"Copy !req
349. we should also voice
our support.Copy !req
350. So when I say,
"Es ist zeit zu saubern,"Copy !req
351. you all chant back,Copy !req
352. "Wir mussen
die Juden ausrotten"!Copy !req
353. What does that mean, dear?Copy !req
354. Oh, I think it's Aramaic —
You know, like in the movie!Copy !req
355. Ooh! Aramaic!
Cool!Copy !req
356. - Neato!
- That'll be awesome!Copy !req
357. What was our Aramaic line again?Copy !req
358. Wir mussen die Juden ausrotten!Copy !req
359. Wir mussen die Juden ausrotten!Copy !req
360. Est is zeit fur rache!Copy !req
361. Wir mussen die Juden ausrotten!Copy !req
362. Oh, this is fun!Copy !req
363. All right, everyone!
Forward... march!Copy !req
364. Es is zeit fur rache!Copy !req
365. Wir mussen die Juden ausrotten!Copy !req
366. Es is zeit fur rache!Copy !req
367. Wir mussen die Juden ausrotten!Copy !req
368. Nice.Copy !req
369. Shalom, hacknak, shalom.Copy !req
370. And now one of our fine young
schlockers, Kyle Broflovski,Copy !req
371. has asked if he could speak
to the congregation.Copy !req
372. Thank you, Rabbi.Copy !req
373. In 1973,Copy !req
374. the United States
officially issued an apologyCopy !req
375. to the African-American
community for slavery.Copy !req
376. In 1956,
Germany officially apologizedCopy !req
377. for World War II
and the Holocaust.Copy !req
378. And now I believe, in 2004,
the Jewish communityCopy !req
379. needs to apologize
for the death of Jesus.Copy !req
380. Wha-Wha-What?Copy !req
381. If we as a people
choose not to believeCopy !req
382. that Jesus is the son of God,
then we can still apologizeCopy !req
383. for the brutal way
in which he was killedCopy !req
384. and take our share
of the responsibility for it.Copy !req
385. Oh, my God!Copy !req
386. Kyle, what on earth
has gotten into you?Copy !req
387. I saw "The Passion"!Copy !req
388. - Oh, no!
- That movie again?Copy !req
389. "The Passion"?Copy !req
390. This proves the horrible
anti-Semitic effectCopy !req
391. that movie is having!Copy !req
392. Yeah, it makes Jews
into stereotypes.Copy !req
393. Stereotyping Jews is terrible!Copy !req
394. Something must be done
to stop that movie!Copy !req
395. Now, now.
Everyone, calm down.Copy !req
396. We live in a rational community,Copy !req
397. and everyone knows
this is just a movie.Copy !req
398. There's no cause for alarm.Copy !req
399. Wir mussen die Juden ausrotten!Copy !req
400. Es is zeit fur rache!Copy !req
401. Wir mussen die Juden ausrotten!Copy !req
402. Es is zeit fur rache!Copy !req
403. Wir mussen die Juden ausrotten!Copy !req
404. Es is zeit fur rache!Copy !req
405. Well, it looks like with these
bus tickets, we spent about $87Copy !req
406. getting our money back
from Mel Gibson.Copy !req
407. But I think it's the principle
that matters.Copy !req
408. Mrph rmhmhm rm!Copy !req
409. Oh, you've got to be
shitting me.Copy !req
410. Give me back my money!Copy !req
411. God damn, that guy is crazy.Copy !req
412. - Hey, dude, you got to speed up.
- Huh?Copy !req
413. Mel Gibson is chasing after us.
You got to go faster.Copy !req
414. Ha ha. Very funny, kid.
Sit down and stop playing games.Copy !req
415. Mel Gibson is right behind you,
and he's gonna —Copy !req
416. What the hell?Copy !req
417. Ka-plaaah!
Ka-plaaah!Copy !req
418. Hey!
That's Mel Gibson!Copy !req
419. Yeah, I told you that!Copy !req
420. Well, what the hell
does he want?Copy !req
421. He wouldn't give us our
money back for "The Passion,"Copy !req
422. so we kind of took it.Copy !req
423. You didn't like "The Passion"?Copy !req
424. But it shows how Christ
suffered for you.Copy !req
425. Mel Gibson
is a very spiritual man.Copy !req
426. You guys, stop!
Please!Copy !req
427. You're gonna make people
hate us more!Copy !req
428. Can I help you?Copy !req
429. This movie is causing!Copy !req
430. You must remove it
from your theater!Copy !req
431. - That's right!
- Remove "The Passion"!Copy !req
432. Remove it from the theater?
Fat chance!Copy !req
433. We demand you stop showing it!Copy !req
434. - Yeah!
- Yeah!Copy !req
435. No, no, no!
Don't become an angry mob!Copy !req
436. The last time we did that,
we killed Jesus!Copy !req
437. Juden!Copy !req
438. What's going on here?Copy !req
439. They're trying to have
"The Passion"Copy !req
440. pulled from the theater.Copy !req
441. This film is anti-Semitic,
and it must be stopped!Copy !req
442. Nonsense! Mel Gibson
is a smart, spiritual man.Copy !req
443. There is nothing
anti-Semitic about it.Copy !req
444. It has reaffirmed
all of our faith in Christ.Copy !req
445. It's made one
of our little Jewish boysCopy !req
446. want to apologize
for the death of Jesus.Copy !req
447. Well... maybe you should
apologize.Copy !req
448. - That's right!
- Yeah!Copy !req
449. How dare you?Copy !req
450. Look out!Copy !req
451. Gaaaaaaagh!Copy !req
452. Raagh-raagh-raagh!Copy !req
453. Give me my $18!Copy !req
454. Mel Gibson!Copy !req
455. Oh, mein savior!
Mein fuehrer!Copy !req
456. You're actually here!Copy !req
457. Mr. Gibson,
I have assembled the masses!Copy !req
458. We are ready to do Thy bidding!Copy !req
459. Have I been a good boy,
Mr. Gibson?Copy !req
460. Agh!Copy !req
461. So! You boys have led me here
to your secret base, huh?Copy !req
462. I guess now you're gonna
start torturing me!Copy !req
463. Agh!
Oh, my nipples are so tender!Copy !req
464. Don't squeeze them anymore!Copy !req
465. That's... Mel Gibson?Copy !req
466. H-He's not quite as eloquent
as I had pictured.Copy !req
467. Well...Copy !req
468. I'll bet you want to torture me
now, don't you?Copy !req
469. Dude, what's wrong with him?Copy !req
470. He's cuckoo, dude.
He's absolutely out of his mind.Copy !req
471. You!Copy !req
472. You would all love
to torture me, wouldn't you?Copy !req
473. Okay. Fine.
See what you can fit in there.Copy !req
474. I can take it!Copy !req
475. Dude, I've been freaked out
this whole timeCopy !req
476. because of that guy's movie?Copy !req
477. Fine!Copy !req
478. If nobody here is man enough
to torture me,Copy !req
479. then just give me my $18.Copy !req
480. It's our $18.
Your movie sucked!Copy !req
481. You can't say my movie suckedCopy !req
482. or else you're saying
Christianity sucks!Copy !req
483. No, dude. If you want to be
Christian, that's cool.Copy !req
484. But you should follow
what Jesus taughtCopy !req
485. instead of how he got killed.Copy !req
486. Focusing on how he got killedCopy !req
487. is what people did
in the Dark Ages,Copy !req
488. and it ends up
with really bad results.Copy !req
489. You know, he's right, Elise.Copy !req
490. We shouldn't focus our faithCopy !req
491. on the torture and execution
of Christ.Copy !req
492. Yeah. Lots of people
got crucified in those times.Copy !req
493. We shouldn't rely on violence
to inspire faith.Copy !req
494. Aw — Aw, no!
Come on, people!Copy !req
495. We're so close to completing
my final solution!Copy !req
496. Oh, dude, I feel so much better
about being JewishCopy !req
497. now that I see that Mel Gibson
is just a big wacko douche.Copy !req
498. Whoo-hoo-hoo!
Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!Copy !req