1. I don't know.
That looks pretty high up.Copy !req
2. Yeah, I think it'd be better
to start lower.Copy !req
3. Dude, I really don't think
it's smart, Cartman.Copy !req
4. This is gonna be
totally cool, you guys.Copy !req
5. It's not gonna work.
Just come down from there.Copy !req
6. Jeez, this looks
a lot higher from up here.Copy !req
7. What's going on?Copy !req
8. Cartman thinks he can
fly off of his roof.Copy !req
9. Do it! Do it!Copy !req
10. I'm gonna!Copy !req
11. I wouldn't
if I were you!Copy !req
12. Those wings don't
look very strong!Copy !req
13. Don't listen to them,
Cartman!Copy !req
14. I'm sure it'll work.
Go for it!Copy !req
15. Yay, Cartman!
Fly, fly, fly!Copy !req
16. Okay, here we go.Copy !req
17. Since the days of Copernicus,
man has dreamed of flight.Copy !req
18. On this historic day,
let us—Copy !req
19. Aw, go on
and do it already!Copy !req
20. Hold on.
I'm giving my speech!Copy !req
21. On this historic day,Copy !req
22. we remember the Wright brothers,
Orville and Redenbacher,Copy !req
23. whose dreams and visions
inspired generations.Copy !req
24. He's not
gonna do it.Copy !req
25. And now, again,
one man's visionCopy !req
26. ushers in a new era
of aerial travel,Copy !req
27. proving the power
of imagination and intellect.Copy !req
28. The magic of flight!Copy !req
29. Oh my God,
Eric!Copy !req
30. Eric, Mommy's here,
sweetie.Copy !req
31. Well, what's wrong
with him?Copy !req
32. I'm afraid
that your son is...Copy !req
33. incredibly stupid.Copy !req
34. He thought he could fly
with cardboard wings.Copy !req
35. The stupidity is so severe
that it caused a fallCopy !req
36. which has put him
into a deep coma.Copy !req
37. Coma?Copy !req
38. My God.
For how long?Copy !req
39. There's no telling.
He may never recover.Copy !req
40. We'll just have
to wait...Copy !req
41. and see...Copy !req
42. Oh, my—
Doctor, he's awake!Copy !req
43. Where...
where am I?Copy !req
44. Oh, you've finally
come back.Copy !req
45. It's a miracle!Copy !req
46. You're at the hospital,
Eric.Copy !req
47. You've been in a coma
for some time.Copy !req
48. Coma... how long?Copy !req
49. It's been two...
Days.Copy !req
50. Nurse, you can remove
his face warmer now.Copy !req
51. Yes, Doctor.Copy !req
52. Now, Eric, you've suffered
massive head trauma.Copy !req
53. Your road to recovery
will be long and arduous.Copy !req
54. At least
another two days.Copy !req
55. You're doing
so much better, muffin.Copy !req
56. Why the hell do I have
to share my roomCopy !req
57. with other patients?
This is bull crap!Copy !req
58. Oh, you're sounding
just like your old self again.Copy !req
59. I'm sorry, detectives.
There was nothing we could do.Copy !req
60. Damn it!
Another murder victim.Copy !req
61. For three years, the left hand
killer has been at large,Copy !req
62. and I've exhausted
every lead.Copy !req
63. Maybe I just don't have what
it takes to be a cop anymore.Copy !req
64. We'd better get back
to the station, sir.Copy !req
65. Good, because you assholesCopy !req
66. have kept me up
for three hours.Copy !req
67. Alright, let's go, Murphy.Copy !req
68. Hang on a second.
Where are my car keys?Copy !req
69. Probably in your front pocket,
dumb ass.Copy !req
70. Doctor, didn't you say
that kid suffered head trauma?Copy !req
71. Yes, it was...
pretty severe.Copy !req
72. What is it, Lou?Copy !req
73. I've... heard cases where
people suffering head traumaCopy !req
74. awaken to some
psychic abilities.Copy !req
75. Aw, come on, sir.Copy !req
76. I know it's ridiculous,Copy !req
77. but I'm going to explore
every possibility I can.Copy !req
78. Hello, young man, could we
have a quick word with you?Copy !req
79. Not now.Copy !req
80. The nurse is gonna walk in
any minute with my lunch.Copy !req
81. 12:30, Eric,
lunchtime.Copy !req
82. Young man,
how did you knowCopy !req
83. the nurse was gonna
walk in just now?Copy !req
84. I don't know.
I just knew it.Copy !req
85. Oh, man, this smells
like meat loaf again!Copy !req
86. Yup, meat loaf again.Copy !req
87. Jesus,
how did he...Copy !req
88. Little boy...Copy !req
89. Well, it's a snowball's
chance in hell,Copy !req
90. but we were wondering
if you could come downCopy !req
91. and see if your...Copy !req
92. new powers could help us
catch the killer.Copy !req
93. His new powers?Copy !req
94. Alright,
make sure you get picturesCopy !req
95. of everything
in this crime scene.Copy !req
96. Who's the kid?Copy !req
97. Supposed to be
some kind of psychic.Copy !req
98. Pff! Oh, Christ.Copy !req
99. This is...
where the body was found.Copy !req
100. Multiple stab wounds,
just like all the others.Copy !req
101. How come the outline
is missing its hand?Copy !req
102. The killer always cuts off
the left hand of his victimCopy !req
103. and keeps it
as a trophy.Copy !req
104. Stand back.
Give him room.Copy !req
105. Come on, kid,
concentrate.Copy !req
106. What do you see
in your mind?Copy !req
107. Ice cream...Copy !req
108. covered with...
chocolate sprinkles.Copy !req
109. Double-stuff Oreos.Copy !req
110. He's taking the top
off of one and...Copy !req
111. Being put together
to make quadruple stuffs!Copy !req
112. I see ice cream with sprinkles
and quadruple stuffs.Copy !req
113. Jesus Christ.
- Sir?Copy !req
114. Tom Johansen,Copy !req
115. the owner
of the ice cream shop.Copy !req
116. Yes?
Oh, hello, detectives.Copy !req
117. Mr. Johansen, could we have
a quick word with you?Copy !req
118. Well, sure, come on in.Copy !req
119. I'm afraid the house
is a little bitCopy !req
120. of a disaster area
since I—Copy !req
121. Get him!Copy !req
122. Code six,
code six!Copy !req
123. Go! Take him down!
Right now, right now.Copy !req
124. Use the taser!
Use the taser!Copy !req
125. Hit him again!Copy !req
126. He put up a hell of a fight,
but we got him!Copy !req
127. Why? Why?Copy !req
128. Congratulations, Eric.Copy !req
129. You just stopped the biggest
killer in South Park history.Copy !req
130. We would
give you a reward,Copy !req
131. but I guess that knowing
the people of South ParkCopy !req
132. are safe again
is reward enough.Copy !req
133. Guess again.Copy !req
134. Alright,
here's $100.Copy !req
135. Wow!Copy !req
136. His powers
are uncanny.Copy !req
137. Take good care of him,
Miss Cartman.Copy !req
138. Make sure he uses
his powers for good.Copy !req
139. Oh, he will.Copy !req
140. My little poopsie-kins
is a very good little boy.Copy !req
141. Cartman,
what did you do?Copy !req
142. Oh, didn't you hear,
Kyle?Copy !req
143. I used my new psychic abilities
to catch the serial killer,Copy !req
144. and I made 100 bucks.Copy !req
145. Nice old Mr. Johansen
runs a candy shop.Copy !req
146. He isn't a killer,
and you know it!Copy !req
147. Then why did I see ice cream
and cookiesCopy !req
148. when I closed my eyes?Copy !req
149. Because you're
a fucking fat ass, that's why!Copy !req
150. Do not doubt my powers, Kyle.Copy !req
151. You don't have
any powers.Copy !req
152. Don't make me
do it Kyle.Copy !req
153. I can make your head explode
with a single thought.Copy !req
154. Be careful, Kyle!
- He can't do crap!Copy !req
155. Fine, Kyle,
you asked for it!Copy !req
156. Hyaih.Copy !req
157. Dut-dut-dut-dut.Copy !req
158. Na-na-na-na-na-na.
Bup-bup-bup-bup-bup.Copy !req
159. There he is.
Hey, Eric. Eric!Copy !req
160. We've got
a little problem.Copy !req
161. What?Copy !req
162. While the ice cream store
owner was in jail,Copy !req
163. another murder
was committed.Copy !req
164. This body
also had a missing handCopy !req
165. and a bowl of corn flakes
next to it.Copy !req
166. Which can only mean
one thing...Copy !req
167. Ha! You see?Copy !req
168. That a copycat killer
is on the loose!Copy !req
169. We need
your psychic abilitiesCopy !req
170. to catch this new guy
right away!Copy !req
171. What?Copy !req
172. We'll pay you up front
this time.Copy !req
173. We got to catch this new guy
before he kills again.Copy !req
174. I'm afraid
that my powers...Copy !req
175. Are not for sale.Copy !req
176. And by that, I mean
they absolutely are for sale.Copy !req
177. Let's go.Copy !req
178. Tom, I'm standing in a meadow
just outside of townCopy !req
179. where police have discovered
the first victimCopy !req
180. of the serial
copycat killer.Copy !req
181. Child Wunderkind
Eric CartmanCopy !req
182. is now arriving
on the scene.Copy !req
183. This is
fucking ridiculous!Copy !req
184. What have you got, Wunderkind?
Are you seeing anything?Copy !req
185. No, nothing.Copy !req
186. Maybe his powers
have left him.Copy !req
187. Yeah.Copy !req
188. Wait a minute.Copy !req
189. Fried chicken.Copy !req
190. It's tender, and it's fresh.Copy !req
191. There's maple syrup.Copy !req
192. Maple syrup's
being put on the chicken!Copy !req
193. What the hell is wrong
with these people?Copy !req
194. They're never gonna catch
the serial killer.Copy !req
195. He's too smart.Copy !req
196. Do you want to see
my cotton panties?Copy !req
197. Hey, what about
this guy?Copy !req
198. Quiet!
He's having a vision!Copy !req
199. It is fried chicken!Copy !req
200. Oh, my God.
It's a fried chicken sundae.Copy !req
201. Junior, what are you
doing out?Copy !req
202. I'm sorry, Mother!Copy !req
203. You come home right now
and have sex with me!Copy !req
204. No, Mommy!Copy !req
205. Hey, does anyone know
who that guy is?Copy !req
206. I said quiet,
you little brat,Copy !req
207. or I'll have you arrested
for interfering with the law!Copy !req
208. This is Park County News 4,Copy !req
209. with your host,
Jim Brownish.Copy !req
210. The copycat killer of the
"cut off the left hand" killerCopy !req
211. has been arrested!Copy !req
212. Police used the help
of Eric Cartman,Copy !req
213. a Wunderkind
psychic detective.Copy !req
214. At the crime scene,
the young psychic had visionsCopy !req
215. flash before his mind,Copy !req
216. and the police
immediately arrestedCopy !req
217. the owner
of Kentucky Fried Chicken.Copy !req
218. The young man's vision
was so astoundingCopy !req
219. that other police departments
have sought out his help.Copy !req
220. Eric, sweetie, there's
some people here to see you.Copy !req
221. More people need to make use
of my phenomenal gift, huh?Copy !req
222. Ah, it's so very tiring.Copy !req
223. Uh, no, these people claim
that they areCopy !req
224. the real psychic detectives.Copy !req
225. So you are the little boy
who's been taking all our work.Copy !req
226. Oh, I'll go make
some tea.Copy !req
227. Kid, we have a problem.Copy !req
228. You didn't go through
the proper channelsCopy !req
229. to become a psychic detective
like we all did.Copy !req
230. Yeah!Copy !req
231. Proper channels?Copy !req
232. You were supposed
to fill out the formCopy !req
233. on the back
of the comic bookCopy !req
234. and pay the $25 feeCopy !req
235. for the degree from
the Psychic Detective School.Copy !req
236. I was given my gift
from a tragic accident.Copy !req
237. I didn't need to go
to Psychic Detective School.Copy !req
238. Well, you can't just say
you're a psychic detective.Copy !req
239. You have to use the ad
in the comic book.Copy !req
240. You must pay
the $25 feeCopy !req
241. and give us 10%
of your earnings.Copy !req
242. 10%, my balls.
Get lost.Copy !req
243. Very well,
then you leave us no choice.Copy !req
244. Roger?Copy !req
245. Chur-chur-chur-chur.Copy !req
246. Bom-bom-bom-bom-bom.Copy !req
247. Enh-enh-enh-enh.Copy !req
248. Na-na-na-na-na-na.Copy !req
249. Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo.Copy !req
250. Gwon-gwon-gwon-gwon.Copy !req
251. Alright, everyone!Copy !req
252. Oh, goodness,
what's going on?Copy !req
253. Stand back, Mother.Copy !req
254. We're having a telekinetic
battle of minds!Copy !req
255. Oh!Copy !req
256. Enough!Copy !req
257. Doo-doo-doo-doo.Copy !req
258. We are... obviously
quite evenly matched.Copy !req
259. I guess this will have
to be settled in court.Copy !req
260. In court?Copy !req
261. We've brought a class action
lawsuit against you.Copy !req
262. We'll see you
before the judge tomorrow.Copy !req
263. Is it over?Copy !req
264. Her name is...
Veronica Crabtree,Copy !req
265. bus driver
for the elementary school.Copy !req
266. She was considered
an ancillary character,Copy !req
267. one the fans
wouldn't miss much.Copy !req
268. Jesus Christ.
Cause of death?Copy !req
269. Same M.O., sir.Copy !req
270. Multiple stab wounds,
left hand cut off and missing.Copy !req
271. So you're telling me
somebody newCopy !req
272. is now copying the crimes
of the copycat killer?Copy !req
273. Jesus, where will it end?Copy !req
274. Every time I put
a killer behind bars,Copy !req
275. another guy just steps in
and takes his place!Copy !req
276. What am I doing wrong?Copy !req
277. Excuse me, sir.
I think I know who did this.Copy !req
278. We saw this guy
at the last crime scene,Copy !req
279. and you know
how serial killersCopy !req
280. sometimes return
to the scene of the crime?Copy !req
281. Well, I followed
this guy to his house,Copy !req
282. and when he left again,
I collected some fingerprintsCopy !req
283. and did a blood
sample analysis.Copy !req
284. I'm pretty sure
he's your man.Copy !req
285. How do you know?
Are you psychic?Copy !req
286. No.Copy !req
287. Look, kid,
don't waste my timeCopy !req
288. with your blood samply
fingerprinty hocus-pocus!Copy !req
289. I have to find
this new killer now.Copy !req
290. I owe it to that victim
over there!Copy !req
291. I know she hadn't been
in any recent episodes,Copy !req
292. but, damn it, she deserved
better than this!Copy !req
293. Come on, Murph, we got to talk
to Eric Cartman again.Copy !req
294. Why won't anybody
listen to me?Copy !req
295. Don't take it
personally, Kyle.Copy !req
296. I am taking it personally
because Cartman is a retard!Copy !req
297. Just because he hit his head
and went into a comaCopy !req
298. doesn't mean he's a—Copy !req
299. Wait. That's it.Copy !req
300. If I want people
to listen to me,Copy !req
301. I just have to be
as stupid as Cartman.Copy !req
302. Dude, I really don't think
that's a good idea.Copy !req
303. There has to be
another way.Copy !req
304. Be sure to take me
to the same hospital.Copy !req
305. Now, Kyle, don't fly
too close to the sun,Copy !req
306. or it'll burn your wings,Copy !req
307. and you'll crash
into the ocean.Copy !req
308. Butters, God damn it.Copy !req
309. Alright, here we go.Copy !req
310. Since the days of Copernicus,
man has dreamed of flight.Copy !req
311. On this historic day,
we remember—Copy !req
312. Ah, screw it.Copy !req
313. Call an ambulance.Copy !req
314. Multiple arrests
were made todayCopy !req
315. for the murder
of Hilary Neils.Copy !req
316. Police raided the South Park
Motel 6 at 4:00 a.m.,Copy !req
317. where seven psychic detectives
were staying.Copy !req
318. What did we do?Copy !req
319. Get your head down.
Spread 'em!Copy !req
320. Stand back!
Don't make me do it!Copy !req
321. Don't make me do it!Copy !req
322. Na-na-na-na-na-na.Copy !req
323. The psychic detectives'
horrible crime was found outCopy !req
324. by psychic detective
Eric Cartman.Copy !req
325. Who is now the only psychic
not behind bars.Copy !req
326. What an amazing coincidence.Copy !req
327. Cool.Copy !req
328. Ah, Kyle
is at the door.Copy !req
329. Come in, Kyle!Copy !req
330. Who are you?Copy !req
331. You... you give everyone else
credit for my workCopy !req
332. because you fail
to see my greatness.Copy !req
333. 'Kay, sweet.Copy !req
334. Because of you, nobody knows
the extent of my deeds.Copy !req
335. Oh, yeah, awesome.
Hold on just a second.Copy !req
336. Mom, there's some
homeless guy here!Copy !req
337. Make him go away!Copy !req
338. Hey.
Hey, what's going on?Copy !req
339. You are obviously
a big fan of my work.Copy !req
340. I don't even
know you, dude!Copy !req
341. But I am
the serial killer,Copy !req
342. the one whose rightful place
in history you have smirched!Copy !req
343. Oh, Jesus.Copy !req
344. And now you will have
a place of honor...Copy !req
345. as my 19th victim.Copy !req
346. No! No, you don't want
to kill me!Copy !req
347. Please, I'll give you
anything you want!Copy !req
348. Before you die,
let me show youCopy !req
349. the things I have doneCopy !req
350. so you will understandCopy !req
351. the breadth
of my transformation.Copy !req
352. This...
Is me at the Grand Canyon.Copy !req
353. Do you see?Copy !req
354. This is me
at Mount Rushmore.Copy !req
355. Do you see?Copy !req
356. Do you see?
- Yes, yes, I see!Copy !req
357. Here I am at the Alamo
in San Antonio.Copy !req
358. This was just outside
of the gift shop.Copy !req
359. Do you see?Copy !req
360. Damn it!
Damn it all to hell!Copy !req
361. They just found
another body.Copy !req
362. That means a fifth
copycat killer is on the loose.Copy !req
363. Where's my psychic?Copy !req
364. Sorry, sarge,
the psychic's momCopy !req
365. says her son hasn't been home
for a couple hours.Copy !req
366. Sir, Dr. Gauche just called
from the hospital.Copy !req
367. He says another little boy
just awoke from a comaCopy !req
368. and is having
psychic visions.Copy !req
369. Let's go.Copy !req
370. This is the young man
here.Copy !req
371. He was in a coma
for over 16 hours.Copy !req
372. Doctor, could you
remove his face warmer?Copy !req
373. We'd like
to speak with him.Copy !req
374. Of course. Nurse?Copy !req
375. Young man, the doctor said
you've had some visionsCopy !req
376. about our newest murder?Copy !req
377. I see... a man...
with a baseball cap.Copy !req
378. He's killing them!Copy !req
379. Oh, I'm seeing it all
flash before my eyes!Copy !req
380. The guy's name
is Michael Deets,Copy !req
381. and he lives
at 621 Costillo Street.Copy !req
382. He's usually there
between 7:00 and 11:00 p.m.Copy !req
383. What do you think,
Mitch?Copy !req
384. I don't know.Copy !req
385. How do we know this kid
is really psychic?Copy !req
386. I mean, this boy is certainly
no Eric Cartman.Copy !req
387. Alright, we'll check
this Deets guy out.Copy !req
388. But let's use that one thing
that we never use.Copy !req
389. Sir?Copy !req
390. You know, what's that thingCopy !req
391. that starts with an "r"
that we never use?Copy !req
392. Restraint?
Yeah, yeah, restraint.Copy !req
393. We'll check
this guy out,Copy !req
394. but let's use
some restraint.Copy !req
395. Look. Look at the things
I have done!Copy !req
396. Here I am
at Yellowstone National Park.Copy !req
397. Do you see?Copy !req
398. Here are pictures of my trip
to Cheyenne for Frontier Days!Copy !req
399. Do you see?
- Oh, God!Copy !req
400. I'm so bored!Copy !req
401. Somebody help me!Copy !req
402. Good evening, sir.
We're Park County detectives.Copy !req
403. We were just wondering
if we couldCopy !req
404. take a quick look
around your house, Mister...Copy !req
405. God.Copy !req
406. Well, Mr. God,
it won't take but a second,Copy !req
407. and it might help us
with an investigation.Copy !req
408. I see you like
cutting the eyesCopy !req
409. out of photos of women.Copy !req
410. My son is a big fan
of that, too.Copy !req
411. Sarge, in here!Copy !req
412. Jesus H.
That boy was right!Copy !req
413. Arrest that guy!Copy !req
414. Whoa, whoa, wait!Copy !req
415. Oh, no.
Oh, wait a minute.Copy !req
416. No, I'm wrong.
- Sir?Copy !req
417. This isn't the guy.Copy !req
418. The serial killer always cuts
off the victims' left hands.Copy !req
419. Right.Copy !req
420. Well, those aren't
left hands, see?Copy !req
421. On your left hand,
the thumb faces to the left.Copy !req
422. Those are all
right hands.Copy !req
423. Oh.Copy !req
424. No, this isn't our man.Copy !req
425. We're sorry, Mr. God.Copy !req
426. It appears
we've wasted your time.Copy !req
427. Pretty amazing
coincidenceCopy !req
428. that guy had a bunch
of hands on his wall.Copy !req
429. No wonder that boy
thought he was the killer.Copy !req
430. Yeah,
amazing coincidence.Copy !req
431. Sir?Copy !req
432. Call it police intuition,Copy !req
433. but something in there
just didn't feel right.Copy !req
434. Wait a minute.Copy !req
435. Sarge...Copy !req
436. What is it?Copy !req
437. I'm not sure.Copy !req
438. I'm gonna have
to run some tests.Copy !req
439. Murphy, do you remember
what I was supposed to be doing?Copy !req
440. Oh, uh...Copy !req
441. Oh, something
about hands, sir,Copy !req
442. for the serial killer.Copy !req
443. Oh, right,
the hands, right!Copy !req
444. Oh, my God.
Murphy!Copy !req
445. You're not
gonna believe this.Copy !req
446. That's it.
No more pictures.Copy !req
447. Time to die.Copy !req
448. No, please.Copy !req
449. I'm sorry I gave other people
credit for your killings.Copy !req
450. It was very wrong of me
to lie about the other psychicsCopy !req
451. and get them arrested.Copy !req
452. Your hand will be one
with the others.Copy !req
453. Please just let me go.Copy !req
454. I'm gonna tell everyone
I'm not really psychic.Copy !req
455. I've learned my lesson!
Please, I don't want to—Copy !req
456. I don't want to have to use
my psychic mind missile on you!Copy !req
457. Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo!Copy !req
458. Hold it right there,
killer!Copy !req
459. You got here
just in time.Copy !req
460. He was gonna kill me
because he was insanely jealousCopy !req
461. of my incredible
psychic ability.Copy !req
462. Well, young man,
you did an amazing thing.Copy !req
463. Not only did
your psychic visionsCopy !req
464. help us catch
the killer,Copy !req
465. but a lot of innocent people
are out of jail.Copy !req
466. Yes, thank you very much, Kyle.Copy !req
467. Yes, thanks.Copy !req
468. You're certainly a better
psychic than Eric.Copy !req
469. No, don't you see?Copy !req
470. Cartman never had
psychic visions.Copy !req
471. And neither do these people.Copy !req
472. The plain simple truth
is that nobody is psychic.Copy !req
473. There's a logical explanationCopy !req
474. for every psychic story
you've ever heard.Copy !req
475. Do you think
that's true?Copy !req
476. It must be true.
The kid is psychic.Copy !req
477. But I don't suppose
it really matters much,Copy !req
478. because in the end,
the way I caught the killerCopy !req
479. was with good old-fashioned
police work.Copy !req
480. Come on, Murphy.Copy !req
481. Well, young man,Copy !req
482. I guess that just leaves
one score to settle.Copy !req
483. You can't hurt me.Copy !req
484. Then let this be
our final battle.Copy !req
485. Oh, stop it!Copy !req
486. Stop it!Copy !req
487. There's a logical
explanation for that.Copy !req