1. This is
closed circuit televisionCopy !req
2. for South Park
Elementary School.Copy !req
3. And now...
"Super School News".Copy !req
4. The news made for students
by students.Copy !req
5. Welcome to
Super School News.Copy !req
6. I'm Jimmy Valmer.Copy !req
7. And I'm Rick Cartman.Copy !req
8. The price of milk money
will go up next monthCopy !req
9. to forty nine cents.Copy !req
10. The school claims
the added money is due toCopy !req
11. the cow shortage
in South Park county.Copy !req
12. Parent-teacher conferences
will be heldCopy !req
13. this Wednesday night
from seven to nine.Copy !req
14. So kids, get a lot of playing
in before you get grounded.Copy !req
15. And now for a look
at what's on the menuCopy !req
16. for school lunch today,
here's Stan Marsh.Copy !req
17. Eric, it looks as though
the school will be servingCopy !req
18. a chicken cutlet.Copy !req
19. Now that's traditionally
a white meat chicken breast,Copy !req
20. if you will, that has been
breaded and then cooked.Copy !req
21. I've been told there will
also be tater totsCopy !req
22. and a vegetable dish.Copy !req
23. This is really shaping up
to be uh, one fantastic lunch.Copy !req
24. Eric?Copy !req
25. Hard-hitting reporting
Stan, thanks a lot.Copy !req
26. And now here with
the celebrity watchCopy !req
27. is Butters Stotch.Copy !req
28. Butters, seen any
celebrities lately?Copy !req
29. No, not yet.Copy !req
30. I've been standing out
in front of the schoolCopy !req
31. for about two hours nowCopy !req
32. and I haven't seen
any celebrities.Copy !req
33. About thirty minutes ago,Copy !req
34. I thought I saw
Sigourney Weaver...Copy !req
35. B-b-ut, uh, turns out
it was a dead horse.Copy !req
36. Alright, Butters,
keep your eyes open.Copy !req
37. Will do.Copy !req
38. More snow
for South P-park?Copy !req
39. Here's Token Black
with the weather.Copy !req
40. Jimmy and Eric, it looks
like a massive snow stormCopy !req
41. is heading
South Park's way.Copy !req
42. I asked my dad
last night,Copy !req
43. and he said
he heard the snowstormCopy !req
44. is expected
on Tuesday, guys.Copy !req
45. Kyle Broflovski
now joins usCopy !req
46. for a look
at sports.Copy !req
47. And Kyle, the girls'
basketball teamCopy !req
48. just can't
get it right.Copy !req
49. Another devastating loss
for the Cows last night, Eric.Copy !req
50. They were ahead in the game
until Kelly AndersonCopy !req
51. started crying because
she missed her daddyCopy !req
52. who is on a business trip
in Thailand.Copy !req
53. Kelly was so upset
she couldn't playCopy !req
54. and the Cows
had to forfeit.Copy !req
55. The Cows are on
a six and 0 slideCopy !req
56. since Kelly's father left
for that business trip.Copy !req
57. And that's all for
Super School News!Copy !req
58. Enjoy your day at
South Park E-e-el-Copy !req
59. Elementary.Copy !req
60. And we're... Cut!Copy !req
61. Alright, nice reporting
guys, nice.Copy !req
62. Boy that was
a great episode!Copy !req
63. Yeah, I think that was
one of our best shows yet.Copy !req
64. Boys, I'm afraid
I have some bad news.Copy !req
65. The school has to
cancel your show.Copy !req
66. What?Copy !req
67. For God's sake
why, Mr. Maryl?Copy !req
68. Well the students
just aren't watching it.Copy !req
69. Your rating was only
a four this whole week.Copy !req
70. How many
students is that?Copy !req
71. Four, four students
watch your show.Copy !req
72. And meanwhile, Craig's show
is getting a fifty-seven.Copy !req
73. Craig's show?Copy !req
74. What is that butthole
doing now?Copy !req
75. Oh, it's brilliant.Copy !req
76. It's all just video
footage of animalsCopy !req
77. close-up with
a wide angle lens.Copy !req
78. Animals close-up
with a wide angle lens.Copy !req
79. But that's... that's crap,
that's not even TV!Copy !req
80. It's what
the students want.Copy !req
81. And its cheaper
to make than your show.Copy !req
82. Just one person
and a video camera.Copy !req
83. Craig is a genius.Copy !req
84. Sorry, kids.Copy !req
85. But, Mr. Maryl,Copy !req
86. we're trying to bring
the news to the students.Copy !req
87. They need to know
the factsCopy !req
88. and our news team
delivers them, very much.Copy !req
89. Kids don't care about
the news, boys.Copy !req
90. It's boring.Copy !req
91. Kids want
to see animals...Copy !req
92. close-up...Copy !req
93. with a
wide angle lens.Copy !req
94. Please, Mr. Maryl,
the news is our life.Copy !req
95. Without it
we have nothing.Copy !req
96. I'm sorry, kids.Copy !req
97. You should be proud
of what you've done.Copy !req
98. It's just that
it's kind of gay.Copy !req
99. You're gay!Copy !req
100. Gee wiz...Copy !req
101. We sure worked hard
on that news show.Copy !req
102. Apparently it doesn't
matter how hard you work.Copy !req
103. Hello boys, ready to
do some whistlin?Copy !req
104. Fuck off, Whistlin' Willie,
we're not in the mood.Copy !req
105. If you want your pizza
you gotta whistle!Copy !req
106. Come on!Copy !req
107. There ya' go!Copy !req
108. God, I wish we had
a Pizza Hut in South Park.Copy !req
109. Hey look, Craig
just walked in.Copy !req
110. Jesus all that for
a stupid video show.Copy !req
111. Oh hey guys, heard about
your news show being canceled.Copy !req
112. Go play with
yourself, Craig.Copy !req
113. Yeah, well, I got an overall
deal with the school.Copy !req
114. They're paying me
six dollars a weekCopy !req
115. to come up
with new shows.Copy !req
116. Your idea took about
this much thought, Craig.Copy !req
117. This much more
than you had.Copy !req
118. Hey a round of root beers
for everyone, on me!Copy !req
119. Kenny!Copy !req
120. What the hell are you
doing with this asshole?Copy !req
121. Mrph rhmhphm rm.Copy !req
122. You're helping Craig
make his show?Copy !req
123. I can't believe you
would betray us like that!Copy !req
124. We've always been
super cool to you!Copy !req
125. Oh whatever, Kenny!Copy !req
126. Hey gang, I brought
the new episode ofCopy !req
127. "Wide Angle
Close-up Animals"!Copy !req
128. Woo-hoo! Yayyy!
- Let's see!Copy !req
129. Put it up on
the monitors!Copy !req
130. Cute!Copy !req
131. Super cute!Copy !req
132. God, I just
don't get it.Copy !req
133. Wow... those animals
are pretty cute.Copy !req
134. Token—now
come on guys!Copy !req
135. We've worked
too hardCopy !req
136. to just roll over
for Craig and hisCopy !req
137. stupid overall deal.Copy !req
138. Instead of sitting here
feeling sorry for ourselves,Copy !req
139. we just need
to figure outCopy !req
140. how to make
our show better!Copy !req
141. Yeah... maybe if we
can get higher ratingsCopy !req
142. by the end
of the weekCopy !req
143. they'll let us
stay on the air!Copy !req
144. Well what are we
waitin' for?Copy !req
145. Come on, guys!Copy !req
146. Alright, we all need to
come up with ideasCopy !req
147. for our show.Copy !req
148. How about
we revamp the name...Copy !req
149. "Super School News"
sounds dry.Copy !req
150. It should
be Sexy News.Copy !req
151. Action News!Copy !req
152. Yeah, Sexy Action,
that's good.Copy !req
153. Maybe the problem is
we don't haveCopy !req
154. very good stories
to report on.Copy !req
155. Right... we should
make up storiesCopy !req
156. because they'll be
far more interesting.Copy !req
157. Hey yeah!Copy !req
158. I could say I saw celebrities
even though I didn'tCopy !req
159. and then lie about
what I saw them doing!Copy !req
160. Nice, Butters,
write that down!Copy !req
161. "Lie... about... celebrities".Copy !req
162. We have to appeal
to all the students.Copy !req
163. So we need hot girls
for the sixth graders—Copy !req
164. —and panda bears
for the preschoolers.Copy !req
165. Good.Copy !req
166. Maybe we need
to make students thinkCopy !req
167. they have to watch
our news showCopy !req
168. or they'll die!Copy !req
169. Yeah, we should make up
a bunch of reportsCopy !req
170. about how dangerous
it is to be alive!Copy !req
171. Oh boy!Copy !req
172. Fellas, are you sure
all of this is e-e-ethical?Copy !req
173. We're in
fourth grade, Jimmy.Copy !req
174. We don't even know
what ethical means!Copy !req
175. Alright, Sexy Action
School News teamCopy !req
176. it's time
to go to work!Copy !req
177. Get out there
and get some stories!Copy !req
178. Sexy Action
School News team, ho!Copy !req
179. Uh, Token, can I have
a quick word with you?Copy !req
180. Look, Token... I know
the guys are having troubleCopy !req
181. bringing this
up with you, but...Copy !req
182. Well the thing is, Token,Copy !req
183. we really need to revamp
your whole TV persona.Copy !req
184. Huh?Copy !req
185. You see, Token,
people really enjoyCopy !req
186. seeing African Americans
on the news.Copy !req
187. Seeing African Americans
on the newsCopy !req
188. not hearing them.Copy !req
189. That's why, all
African American news peopleCopy !req
190. learn to talk more...
how should I say...Copy !req
191. white.Copy !req
192. Token, all the great
African American news peopleCopy !req
193. have learned to hide their
'ebonic tribespeak'Copy !req
194. with a more pure
caucasian dialect.Copy !req
195. There is no
shame in itCopy !req
196. and I really think
it will help our ratings.Copy !req
197. This is South Park Elementary
closed circuit television.Copy !req
198. And now...Copy !req
199. Eyewitness
Sexy Action School News!Copy !req
200. Is South Park Elementary
about to explodeCopy !req
201. from a methane gas leak?Copy !req
202. More on that later,
but first,Copy !req
203. Stan Marsh has a look
at some new outfitsCopy !req
204. for the Raisins girls!Copy !req
205. Eric, the outfits are
even skimpier than beforeCopy !req
206. leaving very little
to the imagination.Copy !req
207. No doubt that if
I were a little olderCopy !req
208. I would be aroused.Copy !req
209. And now for
a look at the weather.Copy !req
210. Here is Token Black.Copy !req
211. And Token, I hope
there are no tornadoesCopy !req
212. headed our way.Copy !req
213. No, tornadoes, Eric
but interestingly enoughCopy !req
214. there is a
low pressure stormCopy !req
215. moving in over
the Park County valleyCopy !req
216. should bring us
some chilly days ahead.Copy !req
217. The Park County
school boardCopy !req
218. has approved
a bigger budgetCopy !req
219. for the computer lab in—Copy !req
220. Ooh hang on, Jimmy!Copy !req
221. Looks like
Kyle has the dishCopy !req
222. on some students
bathroom habits! Kyle.Copy !req
223. Eric, sources
are speculatingCopy !req
224. that third grade student
Pete BellmanCopy !req
225. pees sitting down
like a girl.Copy !req
226. We've also
got confirmationCopy !req
227. that Sally Turner
stuffs her braCopy !req
228. and Clyde Donovan
has only one testicle.Copy !req
229. Ha-ha-ha-haa
one testicle!Copy !req
230. Ha-ha-ha
what an asshole!Copy !req
231. Oh-oh, looks like it's
Panda Bear Madness Minute!Copy !req
232. Oh yeah,
Panda Bear Madness!Copy !req
233. And now...
let's get a look atCopy !req
234. Celebrity Dish gossip
with Butters!Copy !req
235. This isn't the news,
this is a t-t-t-travesty.Copy !req
236. Alright, so after
my report onCopy !req
237. the unsanitary conditions
of the school cafeteriaCopy !req
238. we'll go to Kyle for
the story on Brian TeebsCopy !req
239. trying to make out
with Susan Farkle.Copy !req
240. Then let's do
Token's reportCopy !req
241. on how global warming
is going to killCopy !req
242. everyone in
the fifth grade.Copy !req
243. That is a
terrific idea, Stan.Copy !req
244. A-OK!Copy !req
245. Fellas, fellas, I've
got fantastic news.Copy !req
246. The vice president,
Dick Cheney,Copy !req
247. was in
Denver yesterday,Copy !req
248. and I got an interview
with him for our news show!Copy !req
249. Umm, an interview
with the vice president...Copy !req
250. Frankly, Jimmy I don't
know how we're going toCopy !req
251. fit that in between
cheerleader pie eatingCopy !req
252. and Who's Got
Skid Marks Monday.Copy !req
253. But this is
real news.Copy !req
254. It's boring news, Jimmy.Copy !req
255. How do you know,
you haven't seen it yet!Copy !req
256. Alright,
tell me about it.Copy !req
257. In the interview,
Mr. Cheney tells me all about how—Copy !req
258. Oh... oh God,
I just got so sleepy.Copy !req
259. I'm sorry, what were
you talking about?Copy !req
260. Look, f-f-fellas
I've got a real problemCopy !req
261. with the direction
our news show is going.Copy !req
262. We're dumbing down
the school.Copy !req
263. No, Jimmy, the school
is already dumbCopy !req
264. we're just giving them
what they want.Copy !req
265. We're making the news
more appealing to students.Copy !req
266. This isn't the news!Copy !req
267. This is a b-b-bastardized
quest for ratings.Copy !req
268. Dammit, we have a
journalistic responsibilityCopy !req
269. to bring students
the f-facts.Copy !req
270. Don't you see
what we've done?Copy !req
271. In our effort to compete with
Craig's small-minded showCopy !req
272. we've make a mockery
of news reporting.Copy !req
273. I remember when we all
made an oath to each otherCopy !req
274. way back when we started
playing news reportersCopy !req
275. that we would never let anything
jeopardize our integrity.Copy !req
276. Well our integrity
is jeopardized...Copy !req
277. And if we can't
report news the honest way...Copy !req
278. What good is
news reporting?Copy !req
279. Boys, first of all
I want to tell youCopy !req
280. how impressed I am with your
ability to get more ratings.Copy !req
281. Your show beat "Close-up Animals
With a Wide Angle Lens"Copy !req
282. by three viewers!Copy !req
283. Alright!
- Wohoo!Copy !req
284. I knew we
could do it!Copy !req
285. We beat
"Close-up Animals"!Copy !req
286. Oh man, it's
so great!Copy !req
287. We-we worked so hard
to be on the top-Copy !req
288. oh come here, you!Copy !req
289. Yes, but unfortunatelyCopy !req
290. you got crushed
in the ratingsCopy !req
291. by Craig's new show.Copy !req
292. Craig's new show?Copy !req
293. All the students
love it.Copy !req
294. It's an
incredible idea calledCopy !req
295. "Close-up Animals
With a Wide Angle LensCopy !req
296. Wearing Hats".Copy !req
297. Take a look.Copy !req
298. That Craig is a
freakin' genius, I tell you.Copy !req
299. He's like...
an idea machine.Copy !req
300. Does this mean we're
still gonna get canceled?Copy !req
301. I'm afraid its worse
than that boys.Copy !req
302. I'm going to have to
give you all "F'sCopy !req
303. in extra curricular A/V class.Copy !req
304. You have to learn now
how important ratings are.Copy !req
305. But... we
gave it our best.Copy !req
306. I don't believe it.Copy !req
307. I can't lose this extra
curricular credit!Copy !req
308. I need it to
pass fourth grade.Copy !req
309. Stupid news hair.Copy !req
310. F-fellas, don't you see,
this proves my point.Copy !req
311. We have to elevate
our ideas up, not down.Copy !req
312. Yeah, Jimmys right. I know we
can come up withCopy !req
313. way better ideas
than Craig.Copy !req
314. Yeah. To save our show,
all we need to do...Copy !req
315. is come up with
the best ideaCopy !req
316. for an episode ever.Copy !req
317. What if we do
a show where we...Copy !req
318. Ah... no...Copy !req
319. How about we
have us, um... hmmm...Copy !req
320. Come on doesn't anybody
have any show ideas?Copy !req
321. How about we
get panda bearsCopy !req
322. and have them dance
around with us!Copy !req
323. We did that.Copy !req
324. Wow, coming up
with ideas is hard.Copy !req
325. Look, you guys, if Craig
can do it, we can do it.Copy !req
326. Come on!Copy !req
327. How about we do
a show with us... uh...Copy !req
328. The uh... what if...Copy !req
329. Wait, I've got it...
crab people.Copy !req
330. Crab people?Copy !req
331. They're like
half crab, half peopleCopy !req
332. and they live
below the ground.Copy !req
333. Dude, I think we can
do a little betterCopy !req
334. than crab people.Copy !req
335. I know, we should
read the funnies!Copy !req
336. I always get good ideas
from the funnies!Copy !req
337. Butters, only gay little
dweebs read the funnies.Copy !req
338. Yeah, I read 'em
all the time!Copy !req
339. Here's one!Copy !req
340. The... snail
tripped over a hurdleCopy !req
341. and the other
snail says,Copy !req
342. "well, that's gonna add
another hour to his time!"Copy !req
343. Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!Copy !req
344. You guys?Copy !req
345. How about we do a show
where we kill Butters?Copy !req
346. Ha ha...Copy !req
347. So Dagwood says,Copy !req
348. "good... goo.. good thing we're playing
the back nine at your house".Copy !req
349. Ha ha ha ha!Copy !req
350. We're hopelessly stuck,
completely out of ideas.Copy !req
351. We have
crab people.Copy !req
352. Just sayin'...Copy !req
353. Wait — you know
what we should do?Copy !req
354. We should all take
a bunch of cough medicine.Copy !req
355. Cough medicine?Copy !req
356. That's what
the sixth graders doCopy !req
357. behind the school
at recess.Copy !req
358. They take way
too much cough medicineCopy !req
359. cuz they say it makes them
see things in their heads.Copy !req
360. Gee wiz, there
sure is a lot of em...Copy !req
361. How do we know
which one to use?Copy !req
362. How about this
one Colminex.Copy !req
363. "Warning, taking more
than recommended amountCopy !req
364. can cause severe
side effects."Copy !req
365. That sounds perfect!Copy !req
366. B-bingo.Copy !req
367. Can I help
you boys?Copy !req
368. Yeah, we need to come up
with some ideas and inspirationCopy !req
369. so we were gonna drink
a bunch of cough medicine.Copy !req
370. Whoa, boys!Copy !req
371. That's not what you need
to come up with ideas!Copy !req
372. It's not?Copy !req
373. No, what you want
is the Colminex PM.Copy !req
374. It has the
dextrimatphan in itCopy !req
375. that causes hallucinations
in large doses.Copy !req
376. Oh okay.Copy !req
377. Now, if it's
more of a lucid,Copy !req
378. speedy kind of high
you're looking for,Copy !req
379. I do also carry the
Daytap Cold and Flu.Copy !req
380. Then there's the
maximum strengthCopy !req
381. Codatussin Cough 'n Cold.Copy !req
382. But of course, that's only if
you really want to trip balls.Copy !req
383. What do you
think, fellas?Copy !req
384. I guess we'll just
take all of them.Copy !req
385. That's the spirit...Copy !req
386. Alright boys, I'll just need
your parents permission.Copy !req
387. Kidding, I'm just
pullin' your legs.Copy !req
388. Come on over
to the register!Copy !req
389. Oh, looks like
somebody elseCopy !req
390. is doing a little
partying tonight!Copy !req
391. Oh, Jesus Christ!Copy !req
392. We aren't
having a party.Copy !req
393. Oh yeah sure!Copy !req
394. You're just buying that
for your bad coughs, right?Copy !req
395. Us too!Copy !req
396. Ooh, Jesus!Copy !req
397. Alright, now everybody
take a tablet and a pencilCopy !req
398. and when all the ideas
start comingCopy !req
399. just write 'em down.Copy !req
400. We might not remember
everything otherwise.Copy !req
401. Oh boy, I can't wait
to be creative and smart!Copy !req
402. Ooh, it's all
thick and gooey...Copy !req
403. Huh... I don't
have any ideas yet.Copy !req
404. Stan?Copy !req
405. Dude, Stan,
you alright?Copy !req
406. I think maybe
he's feelin' it.Copy !req
407. Stan, are you
getting good ideas?Copy !req
408. Woah... I'm feelin kinda
bowling ballish, fellas.Copy !req
409. Woof-woof!Copy !req
410. Woof-woof!Copy !req
411. Stan... Stan come on.Copy !req
412. We're gonna
go find a frog.Copy !req
413. We're sorry...Copy !req
414. Oh dude, I just had
the best idea!Copy !req
415. Me too!Copy !req
416. Hey, let's run naked
through the street!Copy !req
417. Dude, this TV show
is awesome...Copy !req
418. It's... the greatest
show of all time...Copy !req
419. I could watch
this for days...Copy !req
420. Cute...Copy !req
421. Super cute...Copy !req
422. You guys...
you guys wake up!Copy !req
423. Ergh... agh!Copy !req
424. Butters get away
from me!Copy !req
425. Oh Jesus, where
are my clothes?Copy !req
426. We took a bunch
of cough medicineCopy !req
427. to come up with
ideas for our show.Copy !req
428. I didn't come up
with anything!Copy !req
429. I did, I wrote
something down...Copy !req
430. Here it is... uh...
squiggly line, circle.Copy !req
431. I wrote down...Copy !req
432. All the lyrics to
the "Happy Days" theme song.Copy !req
433. You guys... we watched
Craig's show all night long.Copy !req
434. Yeah, it was great.Copy !req
435. But don't you see?Copy !req
436. We didn't think
it was great before!Copy !req
437. I think
I understand now.Copy !req
438. I think I know why Craig's show
gets such great ratings!Copy !req
439. Half the school
is high on cough medicine!Copy !req
440. Jesus, you
may be right.Copy !req
441. Fellas, this
is our chance!Copy !req
442. Everyone get your hair looking
as fantastic as possible!Copy !req
443. It's time for us to doCopy !req
444. the most incredible
investigative news reportCopy !req
445. of our journalistic lives!Copy !req
446. This is
closed circuit televisionCopy !req
447. for South Park
Elementary School.Copy !req
448. And now...
A Sexy Action News teamCopy !req
449. Special Report!Copy !req
450. Cough medicine
abuse in school.Copy !req
451. With the Sexy Action
School News team.Copy !req
452. It's the report
you can't afford to miss.Copy !req
453. And now here is
Rick Cartman.Copy !req
454. They call it cough syrup,
cough medicine,Copy !req
455. cold and flu remedy.Copy !req
456. But behind closed doors
at South Park ElementaryCopy !req
457. it also has
a street name:Copy !req
458. coogie, wombat juice,
tigger yum yum.Copy !req
459. Hello, I'm Rick Cartman.Copy !req
460. Today the Sexy Action School
news teamCopy !req
461. takes you inside
the dark and lonely worldCopy !req
462. of cough medicine abuse.Copy !req
463. They're doing it
in the hallways.Copy !req
464. Agh!Copy !req
465. Behind the school.Copy !req
466. Hey, get outta here
you fucking dork.Copy !req
467. Even, in the
girl's bathroom.Copy !req
468. Is somebody in there?
I'll tell on you!Copy !req
469. We showed the shocking footage
to the principal—Copy !req
470. Oh my goodness...Copy !req
471. Principal Victoria,
can you explainCopy !req
472. how your administration
failed to see this p-pr-Copy !req
473. problem?Copy !req
474. Well, I... we...Copy !req
475. So where are students getting
all this cough medicine?Copy !req
476. This surveillance footageCopy !req
477. shows a group of
troubled kidsCopy !req
478. getting all
the smack they wantCopy !req
479. from a pharmacist!Copy !req
480. Sexy Action School News
reported the pharmacistCopy !req
481. to the South Park policeCopy !req
482. and he was
immediately arrested.Copy !req
483. The cough medicine
companies claimCopy !req
484. they don't intend
for their productCopy !req
485. to be used by kids
to get high.Copy !req
486. But one look at
the packaging tells otherwise-Copy !req
487. "Theradryl DM for kids"Copy !req
488. "Dexacough
Children's Formula".Copy !req
489. And now for a quick
celebrity checkCopy !req
490. here's Butters Stotch.Copy !req
491. Still no
celebrities, Eric.Copy !req
492. I'll keep
my eyes open.Copy !req
493. The cough medicine problem
used to also run rampantCopy !req
494. in neighboring
Middle Park Elementary.Copy !req
495. But they took action.Copy !req
496. Ridded their entire town
of cough medicine.Copy !req
497. And what we see now,
is a happier schoolCopy !req
498. one hundred percent
cough medicine free.Copy !req
499. Boys, I want to
congratulate youCopy !req
500. on what is perhaps the finest
piece of student televisionCopy !req
501. I have ever seen.Copy !req
502. Not only did you getCopy !req
503. all the students and
myself off of cough medicineCopy !req
504. but you got a twenty two
in the ratings!Copy !req
505. Twenty two people?Copy !req
506. Alright!Copy !req
507. You wanted to
see me, Mr. Maryl?Copy !req
508. Oh, yes, Craig.Copy !req
509. It appears that
the ratings for your showCopy !req
510. are down
significantly.Copy !req
511. Gee, what a
coincidence.Copy !req
512. I wonder w-w-why.Copy !req
513. You need to know how
important ratings are, Craig.Copy !req
514. So I'm going to
suspend you from schoolCopy !req
515. and request that you have your
testicles removed surgically.Copy !req
516. Ha ha, in your
face Craig!Copy !req
517. You boys are approved
for twenty seven new shows!Copy !req
518. I want you to come up
with an even better ideaCopy !req
519. than the
cough medicine story.Copy !req
520. Get to it!Copy !req
521. Nobody... has any ideas?Copy !req
522. This sucks.Copy !req
523. I don't wanna keep having to
come up with ideasCopy !req
524. for shows all the time,
it hurts my head.Copy !req
525. Dude... bail?Copy !req
526. I think bail.Copy !req
527. Bail.Copy !req
528. Yep, b-b-bail.Copy !req