1. Mrph rmhmhm rm!
Mrph rmhmhm rm!Copy !req
2. Stop it, Cartman.Copy !req
3. That's so funny.Copy !req
4. God damn it, Cartman!Copy !req
5. Stop throwing those
stupid poppy things at me!Copy !req
6. Come on and take a look, folks.Copy !req
7. We've got a lot of knives
for sale here.Copy !req
8. Oh, my God!
Look!Copy !req
9. "Martial arts weapons
from the Far East."Copy !req
10. Wow. Cool.Copy !req
11. Dude, we should each buy
a weapon,Copy !req
12. and then we'll be like ninjas.Copy !req
13. Yeah! We won't have to
take crap from anybody!Copy !req
14. Our parents won't let us
have weapons, dude.Copy !req
15. Who's gonna tell them,
dumb-ass?Copy !req
16. Yeah. Our parents are gonna be
at this stupid fair all day.Copy !req
17. They'll never know
what we bought.Copy !req
18. I'll get the tonfas.
Those are so sweet.Copy !req
19. I'm gonna get those killer sai.Copy !req
20. Look, Kenny, there's something
even you can afford —Copy !req
21. a ninja shuriken for $1.99.Copy !req
22. Mrph rm!Copy !req
23. Can I help you boys?Copy !req
24. Yeah. We want to get one of each
of these ninja weapons.Copy !req
25. Okay. You need to have your
parents here when you buy them.Copy !req
26. I can't sell to anyone under 18
without parents' permission.Copy !req
27. Parents?Copy !req
28. Parents?Copy !req
29. Oh, God!Copy !req
30. W-What's the matter?Copy !req
31. No!Copy !req
32. We're brothers, see,
and our parents diedCopy !req
33. in a car accident last year.Copy !req
34. Why?Copy !req
35. Why?Copy !req
36. Why did you have to
take them both?Copy !req
37. Why?Copy !req
38. Why do people have to
keep reminding usCopy !req
39. of what we don't have?Copy !req
40. It's — It's all right, boys.
Don't cry.Copy !req
41. I'll — I'll just go pack
these up for you, okay?Copy !req
42. God damn. That's like
the 12th time that's worked.Copy !req
43. Kyah! Kyah!Copy !req
44. Tai-yo!Copy !req
45. Gyah!Copy !req
46. Shut up, hippies!
I'll kill you!Copy !req
47. Yah!Copy !req
48. With my tonfa of Takanawa,Copy !req
49. I become the great and powerful
ninja Shadowhachi —Copy !req
50. born to fight evil
and people I don't like.Copy !req
51. Yeah, and my powerful nunchucks
make me into Bunraku —Copy !req
52. a deadly but compassionate ninja
who protects those in trouble.Copy !req
53. What's your ninja name, Kenny?Copy !req
54. Mrph rm!
Mrph rmhmhm rm!Copy !req
55. Yes, and I am Bulrog —Copy !req
56. a tough, brute ninja
who has dedicated his lifeCopy !req
57. to eradicating the world
from hippies.Copy !req
58. All right, ninjas.
Let's go protect the world.Copy !req
59. Kick-ass.Copy !req
60. You guys,
you know what we should do?Copy !req
61. We should go show our weapons
to Craig and those guys.Copy !req
62. They'll be so jealous.Copy !req
63. Mrph rmhmhm rm!Copy !req
64. No, dude. We can't go around
showing our weapons to people.Copy !req
65. Our parents might find out
we have them.Copy !req
66. Ugh. You see, guys, this is why
Jews can't be ninjas.Copy !req
67. They've got no spine.Copy !req
68. You don't know anything
about Jews, fat-ass!Copy !req
69. My mom took me to see Mel
Gibson's movie "The Passion,"Copy !req
70. and Mel Gibson says you are
snakes and you are liars.Copy !req
71. And if the Road Warrior says it,
it must be true.Copy !req
72. Don't worry, Kyle.
Craig's not gonna tell on us.Copy !req
73. Come, ninjas.
Let's go.Copy !req
74. All right.
This is it.Copy !req
75. Yes. The residence that belongs
to the one called Craig.Copy !req
76. I still say this is a bad idea.Copy !req
77. Ninja positions.Copy !req
78. Ha!Copy !req
79. Hello, Craig.Copy !req
80. Look what we got.Copy !req
81. Where'd you get those?Copy !req
82. We can't tell you where.
It's secret ninja stuff.Copy !req
83. Ooh, is that jealously
I see in your eyes, Craig?Copy !req
84. Mm, yes.Copy !req
85. Drown me in the sweet water
of your envy.Copy !req
86. Uh, th-they're not that cool.Copy !req
87. Yeah, they're not that cool.Copy !req
88. These are real, authentic
weapons from the Far East.Copy !req
89. But don't tell anybody
we have them.Copy !req
90. Ugh.Copy !req
91. - Whoa! Where'd you get those?
- Let me see!Copy !req
92. Uh, we'd love to hang out, guys,Copy !req
93. but we have important
secret work to do.Copy !req
94. Yes, the life of a ninja
is complex and full of peril.Copy !req
95. Come on, ninjas.Copy !req
96. - Ho!
- Mrph!Copy !req
97. Oh, man, did you see
the look on Craig's face?Copy !req
98. That was awesome!Copy !req
99. Dude, we're like the coolest
kids in the whole state.Copy !req
100. Hey, fellas.
What's happening?Copy !req
101. We're playing ninjas, Butters.Copy !req
102. Wow-ee!
Hey, can I play ninjas with you?Copy !req
103. No, Butters.Copy !req
104. We are a very select
elite fighting team sentCopy !req
105. to protect the world from evil,
and you can't play with us.Copy !req
106. Yeah. You wouldn't make
a very good ninja.Copy !req
107. Come on, guys.
We have a lot of work to do.Copy !req
108. Yes, and no time to do it.Copy !req
109. No time.Copy !req
110. I think I'd make
a really good ninja.Copy !req
111. Geez, those guys never
let me play with them.Copy !req
112. They just shun me all the time.Copy !req
113. I'm a lost soul —Copy !req
114. a dark, lonely shadow
of a person.Copy !req
115. - Hi, Butters.
- Hi, Mom.Copy !req
116. A castaway forced to live
his life out in solitude.Copy !req
117. It is because of times
like theseCopy !req
118. I was forced to a life of evil.Copy !req
119. Society cast me out,Copy !req
120. and so I vowed
to make them all pay!Copy !req
121. And pay they did.Copy !req
122. Nobody knows that beneathCopy !req
123. this sweet, eight-year-old
little boy lies the most evil,Copy !req
124. most destructive supervillain
of all time!Copy !req
125. Professor Chaos!Copy !req
126. Let's see how you like
dealing with me, ninjas!Copy !req
127. Bah!Copy !req
128. Bah!Copy !req
129. Ooh, Butters.
Are you going out to play again?Copy !req
130. Yeah, Mom, I'm just going
outside for a little while.Copy !req
131. Well, could you be a sweetieCopy !req
132. and take that pie over there
to the Thompsons?Copy !req
133. I made it to thank them
for babysitting you last week.Copy !req
134. Oh.
Ok— Okay, Mom.Copy !req
135. Gah! Aah!Copy !req
136. Buh! Ugh!Copy !req
137. Buh!Copy !req
138. Hmm. This doesn't seem
to be the right way.Copy !req
139. My ninja sense is telling meCopy !req
140. we might be heading
in the wrong direction.Copy !req
141. Okay.
Hang on, guys.Copy !req
142. I'll use my special power
to see into the futureCopy !req
143. and find out
where we should head next.Copy !req
144. Hold on, you guys.
I actually have another power.Copy !req
145. I can see into the future, too,
but better than Kyle.Copy !req
146. Let me try.Copy !req
147. God damn it, Cartman,
you can't keep making up powers!Copy !req
148. Yeah, dude. That's like the
fifth power you've come up with.Copy !req
149. I am Bulrog, and I have
lots and lots of powers.Copy !req
150. No, asshole! From now on,
you only get to have one power.Copy !req
151. So what is it?Copy !req
152. I have the power
to have all the powers I want.Copy !req
153. That doesn't count, fat-ass!Copy !req
154. Yeah, that's it, Cartman.
You don't get any powers.Copy !req
155. Hah! Ha ha ha ha!Copy !req
156. Well, well, well.
If it isn't the four ninjas.Copy !req
157. - Who the hell is that?
- I don't know.Copy !req
158. Craig, is that you?Copy !req
159. Fools!Copy !req
160. I am Professor Chaos,
bringer of destruction and doom!Copy !req
161. Your feeble ninja powers
are no match for me!Copy !req
162. Whoa.Copy !req
163. Looks like we have
a sworn enemy, you guys.Copy !req
164. Mrph!Copy !req
165. Very well, Professor Chaos.
We'll play along.Copy !req
166. Now feel the fiery sting
of my tonfa of Takanawa!Copy !req
167. Hyah!Copy !req
168. Hey, kid, that knocks you down.Copy !req
169. Nunh-unh.Copy !req
170. Yeah-huh.
I got you.Copy !req
171. Nunh-unh, because my cloak
is made of a titanium alloyCopy !req
172. that shields me from heat!Copy !req
173. That's bullcrap!
Titanium alloy, my ass.Copy !req
174. Well, let's see
how he likes the icy blastCopy !req
175. of my nunchucks of Kuramoto!Copy !req
176. Ha!Copy !req
177. Aah!Copy !req
178. Uh, nice attempt, ninja.Copy !req
179. But now both of you shall feel
the power of my Web of Holding!Copy !req
180. - Aah!
- Aah!Copy !req
181. - Ugh!
- Ugh!Copy !req
182. Now you are both trapped
in spider webs.Copy !req
183. All right, dickhole.
Time for you to pay.Copy !req
184. Oh, no. I have no powers.
Kyle took them away from me.Copy !req
185. Kyle, give me back my powers so
I can fight this evil villain!Copy !req
186. Okay, okay.
You can have your powers back.Copy !req
187. All right.
And now I'll use my power to...Copy !req
188. turn Kyle into a chicken!
Bah!Copy !req
189. God damn it, Cartman!Copy !req
190. Enough!Copy !req
191. I grow weary
of your foolishness.Copy !req
192. Professor Chaos
cannot be stopped.Copy !req
193. Oh, yeah?
Kenny, use your ninja star!Copy !req
194. Mrph!
Mrph rmhmhm rm!Copy !req
195. Mrph rmhmhm rm!Copy !req
196. Aaaaaah!Copy !req
197. Oh, shit, dude.Copy !req
198. Butters!
Oh, my God.Copy !req
199. Oh, dude,
it's stuck in his eye.Copy !req
200. What the hell did you do
that for, Kenny?Copy !req
201. Mrph rmhmhm rm!Copy !req
202. It hurts!
It hurts!Copy !req
203. Oh, man!
We are in serious trouble!Copy !req
204. Shh! Shh! It's okay, Butters.
Calm down.Copy !req
205. I-It's not that bad.
Really.Copy !req
206. But I can't see nothin'.Copy !req
207. I got to go to the hospital!Copy !req
208. Okay, okay. Calm down, Butters.
It'll be okay.Copy !req
209. Guys, meeting over here
for a second.Copy !req
210. All right, you guys.Copy !req
211. We need to stay calm
and just do the right thing.Copy !req
212. We have to kill Butters
and bury him in Kyle's backyard.Copy !req
213. Dude, shut up.Copy !req
214. - I agree with Cartman.
- What?Copy !req
215. You don't understand
what my mom will do to meCopy !req
216. if she finds out I was
playing with weapons!Copy !req
217. Just stay still, Butters.Copy !req
218. Uh...Copy !req
219. Uh...Copy !req
220. Stop, dude!
You're gonna scramble his brain!Copy !req
221. Go ahead and scramble it.
He won't remember it was us.Copy !req
222. You guys can't fix my eyeball!Copy !req
223. You have to take me
to the hospital!Copy !req
224. If we take him to the hospital,Copy !req
225. they're gonna find out
what happened.Copy !req
226. God damn it!Copy !req
227. God, please,
if you get me out of this,Copy !req
228. I swear I'll never play
with weapons ever again.Copy !req
229. Don't be so quick to throw off
your ninja responsibility, Kyle.Copy !req
230. Now, come on, guys.Copy !req
231. Sure, it's easy to be a ninjaCopy !req
232. when everything's going
your way.Copy !req
233. But it's time likes these,
when the chips are down,Copy !req
234. that a ninja shows
his true character.Copy !req
235. I-I'm getting woozy.Copy !req
236. Shut up, Butters.
Now, there's a way out of this.Copy !req
237. We just have to use
our ninja reasoning.Copy !req
238. We need a doctor,
but we can't go to the hospital.Copy !req
239. Wait a minute. Wait, wait.
What about the veterinarian?Copy !req
240. Dr. Shafley?Copy !req
241. He's really old and going blind.Copy !req
242. So if we make Butters up
to look like a dog...Copy !req
243. Oh, no.Copy !req
244. We might pass him off
as our pet.Copy !req
245. But — But, fellas, if I —Copy !req
246. if I dress up like a dog
with a star in my eye,Copy !req
247. I'm gonna get grounded!Copy !req
248. - Shut up, Butters!
- Shut up, Butters!Copy !req
249. That is the dumbest idea
you guys have ever come up with!Copy !req
250. I'd expect this stupidity
out of Cartman, but you, Stan?Copy !req
251. Butters needs medical attention
right now!Copy !req
252. All right. Then you take him
to the hospital, Kyle.Copy !req
253. You take him to the hospitalCopy !req
254. and let your mom find out
what happened.Copy !req
255. Hand me the modeling glue.
We need more fur over here.Copy !req
256. That modeling glue
is making me dizzy.Copy !req
257. Butters, we're trying to help
you, god damn it!Copy !req
258. Now stop being such an asshole!Copy !req
259. We need some more fur.Copy !req
260. I think that's good.Copy !req
261. Okay.
Let's hear your bark, Butters.Copy !req
262. Woof. W-Woof?Copy !req
263. All right. Now we've just got to
sneak him into town.Copy !req
264. Okay.
It's clear.Copy !req
265. Now, remember, Butters — When
you get to the vet's office,Copy !req
266. you need to stay down on all
fours and — Butters, listen!Copy !req
267. At the vet's office, stay down
on all fours and bark a lot.Copy !req
268. Woof. Woof.
Woof.Copy !req
269. We've got to hurry.
It's getting late.Copy !req
270. - Oh, shit. Somebody's coming.
- Quick! Hide Butters!Copy !req
271. In here!Copy !req
272. But — But, fellas, I got —Copy !req
273. Aha! There you are.Copy !req
274. You guys thought
you were so cool, didn't you?Copy !req
275. Well, look at what we got.Copy !req
276. No way.
You got weapons, too?Copy !req
277. Where'd you get those?Copy !req
278. From the kn-kn—
From the kn— From the —Copy !req
279. From the knife guy
at the county fair.Copy !req
280. At first he said we needed
our parents' permission,Copy !req
281. but then we told him
our parents were dead.Copy !req
282. Aw, man, now every douchebag
in town has a ninja weapon!Copy !req
283. Lame!Copy !req
284. So, how would you ninjas
like to do battle?Copy !req
285. Uh, not now, Craig.
We — We have to be going.Copy !req
286. You can't pass through this area
until you defend your honor!Copy !req
287. He said not now, Craig!Copy !req
288. I am not Craig.Copy !req
289. I am Ginza — with the powerful
blade of the kintama.Copy !req
290. Yah!Copy !req
291. And I am Black Chaku —Copy !req
292. with the power
of perfect spelling!Copy !req
293. Guys, we're —
we're really not playing, okay?Copy !req
294. W-What —
What's the matter, f-fellas?Copy !req
295. Are you n-ninjas or p-p-pussies?Copy !req
296. We're twice the ninjas
you fags are!Copy !req
297. Then fight us.Copy !req
298. Very well, Clyde.
Yah!Copy !req
299. I swore to never fight again.Copy !req
300. We don't have a choice, Kyle.
Just humor them.Copy !req
301. Yah!Copy !req
302. - Yah!
- Yah!Copy !req
303. Wait, wait!
Wait, wait! Wa—Copy !req
304. Hold on a second.
Where's Butters?Copy !req
305. Oh, no.
Butters!Copy !req
306. Butters!Copy !req
307. Oh, nice going, you assholes!
You made us lose him!Copy !req
308. - Lose who?
- Butters!Copy !req
309. He got a ninja star stuck
in his eye.Copy !req
310. And we were taking him to the
vet when you fucked it all up!Copy !req
311. Butters?Copy !req
312. Stuck in his eye?
Was he bleeding?Copy !req
313. Y-Yeah, a little.
Butters!Copy !req
314. - Get back here right now!
- Oh, shit.Copy !req
315. You guys are in trouble.
We're out of here!Copy !req
316. No, dude!
You got to help us find him!Copy !req
317. - To hell with that!
- We're in this together, Craig!Copy !req
318. If Butters tells on us,
we're gonna tell on you.Copy !req
319. That's ninja code.Copy !req
320. Hello?Copy !req
321. Anybody?Copy !req
322. Woof. Woof?Copy !req
323. Woof-woof.Copy !req
324. Woof?Copy !req
325. Woof?Copy !req
326. - Butters?
- Butters?Copy !req
327. - Here, Butters!
- Mrph!Copy !req
328. - Butters!
- Butters!Copy !req
329. B-B-B-B-Butters?Copy !req
330. - Butters!
- Hey, Butters!Copy !req
331. Dude, look!Copy !req
332. Hello, there, children.Copy !req
333. - Hey, Chef.
- How's it going?Copy !req
334. - Bad.
- Why bad?Copy !req
335. Uh, Chef, you haven't seen
Butters around, have you?Copy !req
336. No, can't say that I have.Copy !req
337. Hey, what are you children doing
with those weapons?Copy !req
338. N-Nothing.
Just... playing.Copy !req
339. Well, you children
should be careful with those.Copy !req
340. You could put
somebody's eye out.Copy !req
341. Yeah, we know.Copy !req
342. Well, I got to get
to the fairgrounds.Copy !req
343. They're about to start
the big auction.Copy !req
344. So long, children.Copy !req
345. Woof. Woof!Copy !req
346. Woof-woof!Copy !req
347. Oh, my God.Copy !req
348. What the —
Doctor! Doctor!Copy !req
349. Jesus Christ.Copy !req
350. What kind of sick bastard
would do this to a dog?Copy !req
351. Poor little pup.Copy !req
352. Woof-woof?Copy !req
353. Can you help him, Doctor?Copy !req
354. I'm afraid I wouldn't know how.Copy !req
355. Unfortunately for this little
fella, I'm a people doctor.Copy !req
356. Best we call the animal shelter.Copy !req
357. Right away.Copy !req
358. In our last episode,
the four ninjas did battleCopy !req
359. with Professor Chaos,
bringer of destruction and doom.Copy !req
360. It was during that great battle
that ninja master KennyCopy !req
361. threw his star
into Professor Chaos' eye.Copy !req
362. Now the ninjas
were in serious troubleCopy !req
363. because their parents
might find out they had weaponsCopy !req
364. if Professor Chaos told on them.Copy !req
365. While trying to get
Professor Chaos some aidCopy !req
366. at the veterinarian's office,Copy !req
367. the four ninjas ran into Craig
and his three friends.Copy !req
368. They challenged the four ninjas
to fight,Copy !req
369. and the legendary battle
of Tokutawa began.Copy !req
370. It was during this battle
that Professor Chaos escaped,Copy !req
371. so the four ninjas
were forced to join forcesCopy !req
372. with Craig and his friends
to find Professor Chaos,Copy !req
373. or else they would all
be grounded.Copy !req
374. - Butters?
- Butters?Copy !req
375. - Here, Butters.
- Mrph!Copy !req
376. - Butters?
- Butters!Copy !req
377. Butters, where the hell are you?Copy !req
378. It's hopeless, dude.Copy !req
379. Butters must have made it
to the hospital.Copy !req
380. By now our parents probably know
we were playing with weapons!Copy !req
381. We have to get rid
of the evidence!Copy !req
382. What?Copy !req
383. Dude, we have to get rid
of our weaponsCopy !req
384. so at least we can try
to deny everything.Copy !req
385. Screw that, dude. I paid
20 bucks for these things.Copy !req
386. Let's just return them
and get our money back.Copy !req
387. We don't have time for that,
dude!Copy !req
388. We just have to ditch them —
now!Copy !req
389. Okay. Go ahead, Kyle.
Throw your nunchucks away.Copy !req
390. If you can.Copy !req
391. But you know damn well that
your Jewish blood won't let you.Copy !req
392. You can't throw away something
you paid 15 bucks for.Copy !req
393. Go ahead and try.Copy !req
394. Screw you, fat-ass!Copy !req
395. Mel Gibson was right, Kyle.Copy !req
396. Right now the Jew in you
is screaming, "No!Copy !req
397. Those cost money.
Get your money back."Copy !req
398. You know this to be true.Copy !req
399. Go ahead.Copy !req
400. Prove Mel Gibson wrong, Kyle.
Do it.Copy !req
401. Aah!Copy !req
402. I-I can't do it.Copy !req
403. I can't do it.
I...Copy !req
404. It's all right, Kyle.Copy !req
405. We'll go back to the fair
and return them.Copy !req
406. Come on.Copy !req
407. Come on, little fella.Copy !req
408. Attaboy.Copy !req
409. Right over here.
Good dog. Come on.Copy !req
410. There you go.
Right in there.Copy !req
411. Good dog.Copy !req
412. Aah!Copy !req
413. Somebody threw a ninja star
in that poor puppy's eye?Copy !req
414. It just makes me sick how
some people can treat animals.Copy !req
415. Well, nothing we can do for it.
Let's put it to sleep, shall we?Copy !req
416. Here you go, pup.Copy !req
417. I've got a sweet dose
of murder for you.Copy !req
418. What the — Blast it!
He's escaped!Copy !req
419. Oh, well.Copy !req
420. Let's murder
one of these other dogs.Copy !req
421. All right!
The county fair's still open.Copy !req
422. Can I help you boys?Copy !req
423. We have come to return
the weapons we purchased.Copy !req
424. Oh, sorry, kids.
I don't give refunds.Copy !req
425. Listen, doucher, our parents
are gonna kill us — and you —Copy !req
426. if they find out
that we bought these.Copy !req
427. I thought you told me
your parents were dead.Copy !req
428. - You guys! You guys!
- What is it, Craig?Copy !req
429. - It's Butters! We saw him!
- Where?Copy !req
430. Right on the other side
of the fairgrounds.Copy !req
431. He's just wandering around
aimlessly.Copy !req
432. - Then it's not too late!
- Come on, ninjas.Copy !req
433. All right, folks,
our next item up for auctionCopy !req
434. is this lovely
19th-century lamp.Copy !req
435. Oh, crap, dude.
All our parents are there.Copy !req
436. Butters was right
on the other side.Copy !req
437. - We have to get past them.
- All right.Copy !req
438. Looks like I'll have to use my
power of invisibility to get by.Copy !req
439. You have that power, too?Copy !req
440. I told you — Bulrog has
lots and lots of powers.Copy !req
441. Behold.Copy !req
442. This way, I can move about
the crowd of people undetected.Copy !req
443. - Here. Hold this stuff for me.
- Good luck, Bulrog.Copy !req
444. This lamp comes from the estate
of Edna and James Holinger,Copy !req
445. who lived in upstate Wyoming.Copy !req
446. It has a bronze finish and
actual gold leaf along the base.Copy !req
447. This is a really rare
opportunityCopy !req
448. to own a classic antique.Copy !req
449. The lamp has been appraised
by our auction staffCopy !req
450. at well over $2,000,Copy !req
451. so we're gonna start the bidding
at $375.Copy !req
452. Do I — Do I hear $375?Copy !req
453. Kid, what the hell
do you think you're doing?Copy !req
454. Butters!Copy !req
455. What happened to him?Copy !req
456. Oh, my God!Copy !req
457. Oh, Jesus.Copy !req
458. Oh, dude,
we are gonna get it now.Copy !req
459. All right, people.Copy !req
460. We are all extremely upset
over what's happened,Copy !req
461. but let's try to speak
one at a time.Copy !req
462. Well, like the rest of you,Copy !req
463. I am shocked and appalled
at what happened.Copy !req
464. I don't know
if the parents are to blameCopy !req
465. or if it's the times
we're living in,Copy !req
466. but something has to change!Copy !req
467. This is the worst thing that's
ever happened in this town —Copy !req
468. the worst thing!Copy !req
469. Yeah!Copy !req
470. I mean, there were children
watching that auction.Copy !req
471. And when that little
eight-year-old boyCopy !req
472. walked up and flashed his...
penis, it was an outrage!Copy !req
473. I was outraged!Copy !req
474. What?Copy !req
475. What?Copy !req
476. Not only that, the auction
was televised on public access.Copy !req
477. So my little daughter watching
at home saw the... penis.Copy !req
478. How am I supposed to
explain that to her?Copy !req
479. This is what happensCopy !req
480. when the moral fabric
of society breaks down.Copy !req
481. - Yeah!
- It's the fabric's fault!Copy !req
482. You see the damage
you've caused, Eric Cartman?Copy !req
483. What were you thinking?Copy !req
484. I told you —
It was a wardrobe malfunction.Copy !req
485. - That's bull!
- No way!Copy !req
486. Dude, they don't care we knocked
Butters' eye out with weapons?Copy !req
487. Just run with it, dude.Copy !req
488. Uh, yeah.
I agree!Copy !req
489. Uh, my fragile little
eight-year-old mindCopy !req
490. didn't know how to deal with
what I was seeing.Copy !req
491. Cartman should be punished!Copy !req
492. - Yeah! That's right!
- I agree!Copy !req
493. Hey, fuck you, Kyle!Copy !req
494. - Dude, I-I can't believe it.
- Yeah!Copy !req
495. I guess parents don't give
a crap about violenceCopy !req
496. if there's sex things
to worry about.Copy !req
497. So I guess this means
we get to keep our weapons.Copy !req
498. Yeah.
Come on, ninjas.Copy !req
499. We've got some more work to do.Copy !req