1. Mrph rmhmhm rm!
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Platinum album!
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- I don't know. Let me check —
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FBI!
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Down on the ground!
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Let me see those hands!
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Suspects in custody!
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Move! Move! Move!
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- Out to the car!
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Give me a beat.
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Very nice.
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Give me a smooth bass line.
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You can play bass.
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Nice, fellas. Nice.
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the drummer for Metallica.
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There's more.
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DVD system.
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inspirational album cover.
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More!
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- No!
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Praise Jesus!
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ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha."
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Cartman got a platinum album.
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417. The presentation should begin
shortly.
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418. Cartman, what the hell
is all this?
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419. Our platinum-album ceremony.
I've spared no expense.
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420. But you spent all the money
we made!
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421. We're Faith + 1, Token.
There'll be plenty more money.
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422. Relax and enjoy, black asshole.
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423. There's hors d'oeuvres
and drinks
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424. by the Ferris wheel, everyone!
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425. Oh, Kyle! Guys!
So nice to see you!
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426. Let's just get this over with,
Cartman.
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427. You won the bet.
Here's $10.
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428. Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
Not yet, Kyle. Hold on.
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429. Everyone? Everyone, can I have
your attention, please?
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430. Whoo-hoo! Faith + 1!
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431. We love you! Praise Christ!
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432. Yes, yes. Thank — Thank you.
Praise Him.
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433. I think we're ready
to start now.
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434. Welcome to the presentation
ceremony for Faith + 1!
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435. And now to present the award,
here is Michael Collins!
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436. This is the worst day
of my life.
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437. Ah.
This is the best day of my life.
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438. Boys, in recognition of over
one million records sold,
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439. the Christian recording industry
is pleased to present you
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440. with this myrrh album.
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441. Thank you very — myrrh album?
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442. I thought albums went
either gold or platinum.
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443. No, no, in Christian rock,
our albums go gold,
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444. then Frankincense, then myrrh.
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445. Congratulations!
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446. Ha!
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447. Our bet was you would get
a platinum album,
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448. not a myrrh album!
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449. I don't owe you anything,
fat boy!
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450. You mean I can never get
a platinum album
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451. with a Christian rock band?
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452. No, but you can go double myrrh.
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453. God damn it!
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454. Oh, please don't take
the Lord's name in vain.
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455. Who cares?
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456. I can never win my bet
because you stupid assholes
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457. don't give out platinum albums!
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458. But you've spread the word
of the Lord.
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459. You've brought faith in Jesus.
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460. Oh, fuck Jesus!
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461. Eric, I-I'm pretty sure
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462. you shouldn't say the "F" word
about Jesus.
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463. Yeah.
You're gonna hurt the band.
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464. Who fucking cares, Token?
I can never beat Kyle now!
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465. I'll say it again!
Fuck Jesus!
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466. My ears are bleeding!
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467. Good job, dick head!
You lost the entire audience!
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468. Aw, fuck you, Token,
you black asshole!
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469. Aah! Oh!
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470. Ugh!
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471. Hmm.
Guess he got what he deserved.
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472. Fuck you, Eric.
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