1. Mrph rmhmhm rm!
Mrph rmhmhm rm!Copy !req
2. Oh, my God.Copy !req
3. You guys are not gonna believe
what happened to me last night.Copy !req
4. What? Tell us.Copy !req
5. So, I'm watching the season
premiere of "Boy Meets Boy,"Copy !req
6. and then "Queer Eye for the
Straight Guy" comes on, right?Copy !req
7. So I fall asleep in front
of the TV, and when I wake up,Copy !req
8. I see that I've spilled
the Coke I was drinkingCopy !req
9. all over my satin pajama top.Copy !req
10. Oh, my gosh. Are you serious?
That was the cutest top ever!Copy !req
11. I know!Copy !req
12. Mrph hmhm mrph hmhm rm
mrph rmh rmphm.Copy !req
13. Oh, tell me about it, Ken doll.Copy !req
14. Hey, dudes.Copy !req
15. What a dork!Copy !req
16. What?
- Nice jacket, Kyle!Copy !req
17. Polyester is really
the hot fabric this fall!Copy !req
18. But — But this is the jacket
I always wear.Copy !req
19. You got to get with the times,
girlfriend.Copy !req
20. Yeah. That jacket
is so September 10th!Copy !req
21. Oh, my God. You've got
splotches on your neck.Copy !req
22. Are you using any exfoliating
products at all?Copy !req
23. We can't let Kyle out in public
like this, you guys.Copy !req
24. Mrph rmhmhm rm!Copy !req
25. Come on, Kyle.
We're giving you a makeover!Copy !req
26. Coming up next on HBC,Copy !req
27. it's "Queer Eye
for the Straight Guy"!Copy !req
28. We have got to get you
some tighter-fitting shirts!Copy !req
29. Then it's "Boy Meets Boy",
followed by "Will and Grace",Copy !req
30. and then "The Love Boat...
With Men."Copy !req
31. My goodness, there certainly
are a lot of gay showsCopy !req
32. on television these days.Copy !req
33. Yeah.Copy !req
34. I think it's great that gays
are finally being so accepted.Copy !req
35. Hi, Mom.
Hi, Dad.Copy !req
36. Kyle, what's happened to you?Copy !req
37. I'm just trying to fit in,
Daddy.Copy !req
38. Don't be such a drama queen.Copy !req
39. Oh, my God!
Come on, Sheila.Copy !req
40. We better go tell the other
parents what's going on!Copy !req
41. Oh, hi, Gerald, Sheila.
- Hi, Sharon.Copy !req
42. Uh, we need to talk to you
about the boys.Copy !req
43. Sure. Come on in.
The guys are all watching TV.Copy !req
44. Oh, is the game on or something?Copy !req
45. Hey! Gerald!
How are you?Copy !req
46. - Hi, Gerald!
- Gerald!Copy !req
47. Sit down, Ger-Ger.Copy !req
48. "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy"
is on.Copy !req
49. Oh, no.
You guys all turned gay, too?Copy !req
50. Not gay, Gerald.
Metrosexual.Copy !req
51. What's that?Copy !req
52. Just because a guy cares
about how he looksCopy !req
53. and is in touch
with his feminine sideCopy !req
54. doesn't mean he's gay anymore!Copy !req
55. Metrosexual means
you're straightCopy !req
56. but you appreciate
the gay culture.Copy !req
57. It's super fabulous.
Would you like some shiraz?Copy !req
58. Shiraz is great.
- Don't our men look amazing?Copy !req
59. Haven't you seen "Queer Eye
for the Straight Guy," Sheila?Copy !req
60. These five gay men go aroundCopy !req
61. and show straight men
how to better themselves.Copy !req
62. It's the best!Copy !req
63. It is?Copy !req
64. Well, sure, Sheila.Copy !req
65. Our husbands are all so clean
and neat.Copy !req
66. My Randy irons his clothes
and even has pedicures!Copy !req
67. And they like to talk
about their feelings nowCopy !req
68. and drink wine
and decorate the house!Copy !req
69. My Steven shaved his chest
and his balls!Copy !req
70. Ooh, I love it!Copy !req
71. And how about our boys, huh?Copy !req
72. Ever since gay culture became
cool, our boys bathe every nightCopy !req
73. and brush their teeth
three times a day.Copy !req
74. This is the greatest thing ever.Copy !req
75. I don't know.Copy !req
76. Sometimes boys take
cultural fads too far.Copy !req
77. Dude, I can't wait for Wendy
to see how gay I look!Copy !req
78. That's true, you guys.Copy !req
79. When the chicks at school
see how gay we are,Copy !req
80. they're gonna be all over us.Copy !req
81. Mrph-mrph!Copy !req
82. All right.
Let's work it!Copy !req
83. What the...Copy !req
84. Toodle-oo, Conner.
See ya after classies.Copy !req
85. Okay, sweetums.Copy !req
86. Oh, my God.
Where is my homework?Copy !req
87. I am fuh-reaking out!Copy !req
88. Hey, dudes.Copy !req
89. Hey, Craig.Copy !req
90. You guys look pretty gay.Copy !req
91. Thanks!Copy !req
92. Not as gay as us, though.Copy !req
93. Oh, please, Craig.
We're 10 times gayer than you!Copy !req
94. Oh, yeah? We're super-duper
triple-dog gay!Copy !req
95. Oh, yeah?Copy !req
96. We're ultra-super-stamp-it-
stamp-it-no-erasies-mega gay!Copy !req
97. What's all this fighting about,
children?Copy !req
98. These guys are trying to say
they're gayer than us!Copy !req
99. Oh, no!Copy !req
100. Don't tell me you childrenCopy !req
101. have taken up this whole
metrosexual fad, too.Copy !req
102. Oh my God.Copy !req
103. This is not a fad.
This is who we are.Copy !req
104. No, it isn't.Copy !req
105. Last year, you children
were all trying to be black.Copy !req
106. Now you're all trying to be gay.Copy !req
107. We're metrosexual!Copy !req
108. Maybe, but you'll never be
as metrosexual as us.Copy !req
109. Come on, fags.Copy !req
110. God, I hate Craig!Copy !req
111. That son of a — gah.Copy !req
112. Chef... I don't feel
very metrosexual.Copy !req
113. Well, then don't buy into
this fad, Kyle.Copy !req
114. Be who you are, not what's cool.Copy !req
115. All right, children.
Let's take our seats.Copy !req
116. Good morning, Mr. Garrison.Copy !req
117. Well, d-don't you all look nice.Copy !req
118. Ooh. Timmy.Copy !req
119. Dude, what are you doing?Copy !req
120. I didn't feel comfortable
in that stuff, dude.Copy !req
121. I'm just being me.Copy !req
122. Ha!
Told you you guys were straight.Copy !req
123. We're not straight.
You're straight!Copy !req
124. You're straight!
- You're straight!Copy !req
125. You're straight like a freeway.Copy !req
126. What the hell is going on?Copy !req
127. You wish you were gay, Craig!
In your dreams!Copy !req
128. I'm not just gay.
I'm a catamite.Copy !req
129. S-So?
I'm half bisexual.Copy !req
130. Oh, stop it! You kids don't even
know what you're talking about!Copy !req
131. Eric, you're not half bi!Copy !req
132. I'm like a quarter bi.Copy !req
133. My grandpa was bi,
so that makes me quarter bi.Copy !req
134. What?Copy !req
135. It was the craziest thing
I've ever seen, Mr. Slave.Copy !req
136. All the children
were suddenly acting likeCopy !req
137. being gay was cool.Copy !req
138. I mean, maybe we're notCopy !req
139. the only gay couple
in town anymore.Copy !req
140. Oh.
Jesus Christ.Copy !req
141. Look at that, Mr. Slave.Copy !req
142. Our cup runneth over.Copy !req
143. Jesus Christ.Copy !req
144. Mr. Garrison,
those are great pants.Copy !req
145. Thanks, Jimbo.
I really like your outfit, too.Copy !req
146. So — So, Jimbo, you want to
come back to my placeCopy !req
147. with me and Mr. Slave?Copy !req
148. Uh, for what?Copy !req
149. Well, you know.Copy !req
150. No.
- Huh.Copy !req
151. Mr. Garrison.
Hey, doll.Copy !req
152. Oh, hey, Randy.Copy !req
153. You're looking ultra fabulous.Copy !req
154. Thanks.
You too.Copy !req
155. So, uh, Randy...Copy !req
156. you want me to give you
a hand job in the bathroom?Copy !req
157. N-No, thanks.
I'm — I'm not like that.Copy !req
158. Not — Not like that?Copy !req
159. How about some shiraz, guys?Copy !req
160. Oh, thanks, Mr. Tweek.Copy !req
161. My pleasure, silly buns.Copy !req
162. Oh.Copy !req
163. Well, Mr. Tweek, why don't we,
uh, go back to my place?Copy !req
164. Why?Copy !req
165. Well, you know,
I was just thinkingCopy !req
166. we could put on some music
and watch videosCopy !req
167. and pound Mr. Slave's
tight little ass.Copy !req
168. Ooh.
Jesus Christ.Copy !req
169. Oh! Goodness, no.
I-I'm straight.Copy !req
170. Straight?
Oh...Copy !req
171. Oh, what — Just what the hell
is going on here?Copy !req
172. Huh?Copy !req
173. Why won't anybody pound
Mr. Slave's butt?Copy !req
174. Well, we don't pound butt,
Mr. Garrison. We're straight.Copy !req
175. Those pants and those shoes
say you pound butt!Copy !req
176. Hey, now, that's not true.
My shoes don't say I pound butt.Copy !req
177. No, your shoes say you
take it in the butt.Copy !req
178. It's okay, Mr. Garrison.Copy !req
179. We've learned that gays
are totally cool.Copy !req
180. You're just one of us now.Copy !req
181. Yeah.
- Yeah.Copy !req
182. One of you?Copy !req
183. We spend our whole lives
trying not to be one of you!Copy !req
184. You can't do this to us!Copy !req
185. Have you guys seen this?Copy !req
186. It's a conditioner
that you can leave in,Copy !req
187. and it detoxifies the scalp.Copy !req
188. Wow.
Is that from Origins?Copy !req
189. Yeah. It's a charcoal-based
thing that —Copy !req
190. Hey, guys, you want to go
throw the football around?Copy !req
191. Guys, can I talk to you
over here for a second?Copy !req
192. Look, guys, a lot of the kids
in school are talking, okay?Copy !req
193. And they're spreading rumors
that we're not metrosexualsCopy !req
194. because we hang out with Kyle.Copy !req
195. Well, what can we do about it?Copy !req
196. We have no choice, you guys.Copy !req
197. We're just gonna have to kill
Kyle.Copy !req
198. What? That's stupid.
We wouldn't have to kill Kyle.Copy !req
199. We would just have to tell him
not to hang around us anymore.Copy !req
200. Oh.
You know, you're right, Stan.Copy !req
201. We just have to tell Kyle
not to hang around us anymore.Copy !req
202. Yeah. Wait. What?
- You hear that, Kenny?Copy !req
203. Stan thinks we should tell Kyle
not to hang around us anymore.Copy !req
204. I think he's right.Copy !req
205. Good luck telling him, Stan.
I know it won't be easy.Copy !req
206. Hey, butch boy.
Nice football you got there.Copy !req
207. When was the last time you had
a manicure, straight man?Copy !req
208. Yeah.
Let's see that hair.Copy !req
209. Look!
He's not even using any product!Copy !req
210. Hey, what's going on?Copy !req
211. Oh, here come the butch boys to
help their butchy little friend.Copy !req
212. He's not our friend.Copy !req
213. Stan?Copy !req
214. This playground is
for metrosexuals, macho man.Copy !req
215. Take your nonflaming ass
to some other school.Copy !req
216. Come on. Let's get him.
- Kick his ass!Copy !req
217. Kyle!
What happened to you?Copy !req
218. I got beat up at school...
for being different.Copy !req
219. What?Copy !req
220. Your classmates beat you up
for being a Jew?Copy !req
221. No!
For not being a metrosexual.Copy !req
222. Gerald!
Gerald, get down here.Copy !req
223. He-e-e-re I come!Copy !req
224. Oh, no!
Dad's metrosexual, too?Copy !req
225. Kyle!
You look terrible!Copy !req
226. The boys at school
beat him up, Gerald.Copy !req
227. Oh, really?
Well, don't you worry, Kyle.Copy !req
228. We can cover that black eye up
with some cream base,Copy !req
229. and the coat and pants
we'll bleach with an acid washCopy !req
230. for a fun, vintage look.Copy !req
231. Aah!
Just leave me alone!Copy !req
232. There you go.
Now you look fabulous.Copy !req
233. You see that?Copy !req
234. A spray-on tan does wonders
for your look.Copy !req
235. Let's get down to the tango
class and learn some new steps.Copy !req
236. That does it!
I know what I have to do.Copy !req
237. Oh.
Hello, Mr. Garrison.Copy !req
238. Chef, can I talk to you?Copy !req
239. Sure.
Come on in.Copy !req
240. Thanks.
Come, slave.Copy !req
241. It's just awful, Chef.Copy !req
242. I used to feel like
an outsider,Copy !req
243. a totally different person
who stood out in this town.Copy !req
244. Now every straight guy
is acting gayer than me!Copy !req
245. Oh, Jesus.
Jesus Christ!Copy !req
246. Well, what do you want me to do
about it?Copy !req
247. Chef, what did you do when
white people stole your culture?Copy !req
248. Oh.Copy !req
249. Well, we black people
just always tried to stayCopy !req
250. out in front of them.
- How did you do that?Copy !req
251. Well, like with our slang.Copy !req
252. Black people always used to say
"I'm in the house"Copy !req
253. instead of "I'm here."Copy !req
254. But then white people all
started to say "in the house,"Copy !req
255. so we switched it
to "in the hizzouse."Copy !req
256. "Hizzouse" became "hizzizzouse."Copy !req
257. And then white folk
started saying that,Copy !req
258. and we had to change it to
"heezie," then "in the hizzle,"Copy !req
259. which we had to change
to "hizzle for zizzle."Copy !req
260. And now because white people
say "hizzle for zizzle,"Copy !req
261. we have to say
"flippity floppity floop."Copy !req
262. We don't have time
for all that, Chef.Copy !req
263. Oh, if only those "Queer Eye
for the Straight Guy" peopleCopy !req
264. understood what they were doing.Copy !req
265. Wait.
That's it!Copy !req
266. I know exactly what to do!Copy !req
267. Come on, Mr. Slave!Copy !req
268. Let's get back to our
flippity floppity floop.Copy !req
269. Oh, no!
Damn it, don't call it that.Copy !req
270. One ticket to New York, please.Copy !req
271. You're going to New York alone?Copy !req
272. I'm going to see the "Queer Eye
for the Straight Guy" people.Copy !req
273. Ooh! Great idea. They can help
you with those dated clothes.Copy !req
274. Ugh.Copy !req
275. Mr. Garrison?Copy !req
276. Kyle.
What are you doing here?Copy !req
277. I'm going to New YorkCopy !req
278. to kill the "Queer Eye
for the Straight Guy" people.Copy !req
279. What?
That's what I'm doing!Copy !req
280. Oh, no. They ruined my life.
I get to kill them first.Copy !req
281. They took gay culture
from real gays,Copy !req
282. and their asses are ours!Copy !req
283. I thought of it first!
- No, you didn't! No, you didn't!Copy !req
284. Did so! Did so!Copy !req
285. I thought of it yesterday!
- I thought of it two days ago!Copy !req
286. I thought of it
before you were born!Copy !req
287. Stop it, you two!
Stop it!Copy !req
288. Don't you see how crazy this is?Copy !req
289. Oh, you're right, Mr. Slave.Copy !req
290. We can both kill them together.Copy !req
291. Cool.Copy !req
292. Wow.
We look great!Copy !req
293. Yeah.
Let's see Craig outgay us now.Copy !req
294. Boys, boys, come on!Copy !req
295. There's a sale
down at Express for Men!Copy !req
296. Hey, guys, there's a sale
at Express for Men!Copy !req
297. Oh, my God!
- Sale at Express?Copy !req
298. Let's go!
- Let's go!Copy !req
299. You guys have got to see
these shoes I bought!Copy !req
300. Hurry, you guys!
The mall closes in seven hours!Copy !req
301. Oh, why can't we all live
at the mall?Copy !req
302. You know, I'm starting to thinkCopy !req
303. this whole metrosexual thing
isn't so great.Copy !req
304. I know what you mean.Copy !req
305. All my husband ever does now is
look at himself in the mirror.Copy !req
306. He cares more about how he looks
than how I look.Copy !req
307. I hope something happens soon
to put an end to this whole fad.Copy !req
308. Guys, you've done
a terrific job.Copy !req
309. "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy"
is our number-one show.Copy !req
310. What can I say?
We're fabulous.Copy !req
311. You guys are changing the world.Copy !req
312. And tomorrow,
we're gonna have you make overCopy !req
313. the president
of the United States!Copy !req
314. Oh, my God.
I think I'm gonna faint.Copy !req
315. Room service.Copy !req
316. What? We didn't order
any room service.Copy !req
317. Oh. Well, the woman
at the front desk sent it up.Copy !req
318. Carol?
I'll have to check on this.Copy !req
319. Excuse me a minute, fellas.Copy !req
320. Clear!Copy !req
321. Okay, Mr. Slave!Copy !req
322. Jesus... Christ.Copy !req
323. Well, crap.
That didn't work.Copy !req
324. You better shut up, Craig.
- Everyone knows it's true.Copy !req
325. It is not!
- Is so.Copy !req
326. Craig, behave yourself.Copy !req
327. Yeah, Stanley.
What are you fighting about?Copy !req
328. Dad, Craig's trying to say
that his dad can outdress you.Copy !req
329. What? Son, that's a silly thing
to fight about.Copy !req
330. Yeah. Everyone already knows
I dress better than Randy.Copy !req
331. Oh, really?Copy !req
332. I mean, you do have the fashion
sense of a Japanese woman.Copy !req
333. Ooh!
- Ooh!Copy !req
334. Please, girlfriend.Copy !req
335. You look like some kind of
Little Orphan Annie nightmare.Copy !req
336. Oh, no!
- Burn!Copy !req
337. Oh, stop it.
Will you all just stop it?Copy !req
338. Look, you guys are
carrying this fad too far.Copy !req
339. Will you please stop acting
this way?Copy !req
340. You don't... like us
being metrosexual?Copy !req
341. No!Copy !req
342. Well, you know what I think?Copy !req
343. I think you're all metrophobic!Copy !req
344. Yeah!
- What?Copy !req
345. We shouldn't be fighting
amongst ourselves.Copy !req
346. We should be uniting
against metrophobes like these.Copy !req
347. This is crazy.Copy !req
348. Crazy, different, outcasts —
call us what you want.Copy !req
349. But us metros are real people,
just like you.Copy !req
350. You can metro-bash us all you
want, but we're here to stay.Copy !req
351. Yeah, Mom.
We're proud of who we are.Copy !req
352. That's right — proud.
You know what I think, guys?Copy !req
353. I think we should have
a metrosexual-pride parade.Copy !req
354. Great idea, Eric —
raise metrosexual awareness!Copy !req
355. We can make floats and decorate
them with streamers and flowers.Copy !req
356. Mrph-mrph!
- Come on, fellas!Copy !req
357. Out of the malls
and into the streets!Copy !req
358. Out of the malls
and into the streets!Copy !req
359. Out of the malls
and into the streets!Copy !req
360. What the hell did that show do
to them?Copy !req
361. You sure you don't
want to press charges?Copy !req
362. That's okay, Officer.Copy !req
363. I think they learned
murder is wrong.Copy !req
364. Especially in those pants.Copy !req
365. Look, guys, we're sorry
we tried to murder you,Copy !req
366. but you have to stop
what you're doing.Copy !req
367. Are you crazy?
We're the hottest thing on TV.Copy !req
368. But don't you see the price?Copy !req
369. You're selling out
your own kind.Copy !req
370. Look, us gays have created
a lifestyle,Copy !req
371. a-a culture
that is uniquely ours.Copy !req
372. If we keep trying to make
straight people into us,Copy !req
373. we're gonna have no identity
left.Copy !req
374. Sorry, Charlie.
No sale.Copy !req
375. But —
But this doesn't make sense!Copy !req
376. How can gay men do this
to their own people?Copy !req
377. Unless... you're not gay at all.Copy !req
378. You just
had to push it, didn't you?Copy !req
379. Just had to
keep asking questions.Copy !req
380. Now you know the truth.Copy !req
381. They aren't gay?
Then what are they?Copy !req
382. For a thousand years,Copy !req
383. our kind have lived
beneath the earth's crust,Copy !req
384. banished by man
in the kindling wars.Copy !req
385. Oh my God.Copy !req
386. We are the crab people!Copy !req
387. Jesus Christ!Copy !req
388. Crab people... crab people.Copy !req
389. Crab people... crab people.Copy !req
390. Crab people... crab people...Copy !req
391. crab people.Copy !req
392. See now where we have been
forced to liveCopy !req
393. for a thousand years.Copy !req
394. But soon we shall rule
the land above,Copy !req
395. and mankind will be gone!Copy !req
396. Gone?Copy !req
397. Crab people... crab people.Copy !req
398. Crab people are too small and
weak to take over man by force,Copy !req
399. and so we came up
with our perfect plan.Copy !req
400. Crab people...Copy !req
401. If you
can't beat man, change man.Copy !req
402. I knew it.Copy !req
403. I knew gay people would never
do this to their own kind.Copy !req
404. When all the world
is metrosexual,Copy !req
405. the crab people
shall finally reign supreme!Copy !req
406. Crab people... crab people.Copy !req
407. Tastes like crab,
talk like people.Copy !req
408. Crab people.Copy !req
409. You'll never turn me
into a metrosexual!Copy !req
410. I like being a dirty,
filthy little boy!Copy !req
411. Very well.Copy !req
412. If we can't make you
into metrosexuals,Copy !req
413. then we will make you
into crab people.Copy !req
414. Take them!Copy !req
415. Crab people.Copy !req
416. Crab people.Copy !req
417. Crab people.Copy !req
418. Tom, I'm standing in South Park,
Colorado,Copy !req
419. where the first annual
Metrosexual Pride ParadeCopy !req
420. is under way.Copy !req
421. Whoo-hoo!
- Yeah! Whoo-hoo!Copy !req
422. Yeah!
- Metro pride!Copy !req
423. We're here! We're not queer!Copy !req
424. But we're close!
Get used to it!Copy !req
425. We're here!
We're not queer!Copy !req
426. But we're close!
Get used to it!Copy !req
427. That does it.
I can't take it anymore!Copy !req
428. I should have never wished
for a cleaner, neater husband.Copy !req
429. Ladies, get your things.
I know what we have to do.Copy !req
430. Whoa!
Look out!Copy !req
431. Oh, my God!
It's on fire!Copy !req
432. Put it out!
Put it out!Copy !req
433. I can't do anything.
These are brand-new pants.Copy !req
434. The heat could really damage
our hair.Copy !req
435. We'd better let the police
handle this.Copy !req
436. Are you crazy?
I just had my uniform pressed.Copy !req
437. Oh, Jesus! It's burning!
- Oh, my God!Copy !req
438. Put it out! Put it out!
- Jesus!Copy !req
439. Fire!Copy !req
440. Mr. President, it is such
an honor to make you over.Copy !req
441. Now, we've got to do something
with your hair.Copy !req
442. And your nails are filthy.
Let's get those clean.Copy !req
443. This is gay gold!Copy !req
444. Stop them!
They're crab people!Copy !req
445. They cannot see or hear us,
foolish man.Copy !req
446. Now stand by and watchCopy !req
447. as your pitiful race
becomes helpless!Copy !req
448. That is very good,
Mr. President.Copy !req
449. Now put on this silk jacket.Copy !req
450. No, Mr. President!
Don't do it!Copy !req
451. Help!
- You bastards.Copy !req
452. That looks great.
Now, how about some moisturizer?Copy !req
453. There they are!
Get 'em!Copy !req
454. What?Copy !req
455. You turned our husbands
into whiny little wusses!Copy !req
456. It's payback time!Copy !req
457. Oh, my God!
What are they doing?Copy !req
458. No! No!Copy !req
459. Wha— What have you done?Copy !req
460. We're sorry,
but we didn't have a choice.Copy !req
461. You see, at first we likedCopy !req
462. having our men be clean
and neat.Copy !req
463. We thought that having them
use product in their hairCopy !req
464. and wanting facials
would make them sexier,Copy !req
465. but it doesn't.Copy !req
466. That's right.Copy !req
467. Even though my Stephen
sicks me out sometimes,Copy !req
468. it's his rugged, manly grossness
that I'm attracted to.Copy !req
469. We're sorry, but we knew
that the only answerCopy !req
470. was to kill
the "Queer Eye" guys.Copy !req
471. Well, you're going to jail for
th—Copy !req
472. Wait a minute. What is that?Copy !req
473. No!
Our evil plans!Copy !req
474. No.Copy !req
475. Oh my God.Copy !req
476. They were crab people.Copy !req
477. Yes!Copy !req
478. They were trying to
systematically make menCopy !req
479. into wusses so they could
take over the world.Copy !req
480. Mom!
- Kyle!Copy !req
481. I should have known
they were crab people.Copy !req
482. They tried this before
with "The Jeffersons".Copy !req
483. So now can you please change
your network's programming?Copy !req
484. Yes.Copy !req
485. Yes.
I think this gay fad is over.Copy !req
486. Gentlemen, back to studio 12.Copy !req
487. We're gonna bring back
the Latin fad.Copy !req
488. Hey, eses.Copy !req
489. Hey, jefe.
You want some cerveza?Copy !req
490. Kyle.Copy !req
491. Hey, ese, you want to come
play catch with us?Copy !req
492. What? You want me to hang out
with you?Copy !req
493. Yeah, it's cool, homes.Copy !req
494. No, dude, it really isn't cool.Copy !req
495. You all turned your backs on me.Copy !req
496. You're supposed to be my
best friends, and you just —Copy !req
497. you treated me like nothing.Copy !req
498. And now you all expect me
to just forget it allCopy !req
499. and hang out with you again
like nothing happened?Copy !req
500. Oh, Jesus, Kyle. Don't be
such a whiny little gaywad.Copy !req
501. Come play catch with us.Copy !req
502. Yeah.
Don't be such a fag, dude.Copy !req
503. God damn it.Copy !req