1. Mrph rmhmhm rm!
Mrph rmhmhm rm!Copy !req
2. And in conclusion,
the Latino communityCopy !req
3. has provided America
and indeed the entire worldCopy !req
4. with innovations
that we would be lost without.Copy !req
5. And that is my presentation
on the role of HispanicsCopy !req
6. in American technology.Copy !req
7. Thank you.Copy !req
8. Okay.
Thank you, Kyle Broflovski.Copy !req
9. That was very good, Kyle.Copy !req
10. I think the Latino Endowment
Council was very happyCopy !req
11. with your presentation.Copy !req
12. Looks like you might win.
- Cool!Copy !req
13. All right, students,
members of the school board.Copy !req
14. Our last speaker will discuss
the important roleCopy !req
15. of Latinos in the arts.Copy !req
16. Here is Eric Cartman.Copy !req
17. Eric Cartman?Copy !req
18. Thank you.Copy !req
19. The Latino culture
has been very influentialCopy !req
20. on the arts in America.Copy !req
21. But you don't have to ask me.Copy !req
22. You can ask my special guest,
Ms. Jennifer Lopez.Copy !req
23. Jennifer Lopez?
- No way.Copy !req
24. Ms. Lopez, come on out here.Copy !req
25. Hello!Copy !req
26. Oh, Jesus Christ.Copy !req
27. My name is Hennifer Hlopez.Copy !req
28. I eat tacos y burritos.Copy !req
29. Ms. Lopez, would you like to
talk about Latinos in the arts?Copy !req
30. Oh, sí, sí.Copy !req
31. But first I would like to
put on my pretty dress.Copy !req
32. Oh, you mean this one?Copy !req
33. Oh, sí, sí, sí.
I like it very much.Copy !req
34. There we go.
'S all right?Copy !req
35. 'S all right.
- That's a very pretty dress.Copy !req
36. It better be.
I am Hennifer Hlopez!Copy !req
37. No, no, no.
You're Jennifer Lopez.Copy !req
38. Sí, sí.
Hennifer Hlopez.Copy !req
39. No, no. J—
- H—Copy !req
40. J—
- H—Copy !req
41. J—
- J—Copy !req
42. Jennifer Lopez.Copy !req
43. Hennifer Hlopez.Copy !req
44. Ms. Lopez, could you show
everyone your special exampleCopy !req
45. of Latino art?Copy !req
46. And that is my presentation
on Latinos in the arts.Copy !req
47. Thank you.Copy !req
48. Oh, man!Copy !req
49. A $20 gift certificate
at the mall!Copy !req
50. I can buy whatever I want!Copy !req
51. Cultural Diversity Day
kicks ass!Copy !req
52. It isn't fair.Copy !req
53. I spent weeks preparing
my speech on Latino culture.Copy !req
54. Hey, I spent weeks
preparing, too, Kyle.Copy !req
55. No, you didn't, asshole!Copy !req
56. What you did was totally stupid
and racist,Copy !req
57. and you only did it
to screw me over!Copy !req
58. Aw, I don't think Kyle
likes you, Ms. Lopez.Copy !req
59. Aw.
That makes me muy triste.Copy !req
60. Ms. Lopez, do you like Kyle?Copy !req
61. Oh, sí, sí.
Very much.Copy !req
62. Ms. Lopez, would you like
to give Kyle a kiss?Copy !req
63. Oh, sí, sí, sí.Copy !req
64. My kisses taste like tacos.Copy !req
65. Is nice?Copy !req
66. Very nice.
He's so handsome.Copy !req
67. Stop it!Copy !req
68. Hey, come on, guys!Copy !req
69. We can use part
of my gift certificateCopy !req
70. to buy food at the food court!Copy !req
71. Mrph rmh!Copy !req
72. Mmm! Tacos!
So yummy!Copy !req
73. Stop wasting the tacos
on your hand, Cartman.Copy !req
74. Hey, Ms. Lopez has to eat, too.Copy !req
75. She's not eating it. It's just
coming out her backside.Copy !req
76. When you eat a taco, it comes
out your backside, too, cholo.Copy !req
77. Look! Look!
Make your own music video!Copy !req
78. No, no, no.Copy !req
79. We're not going into one of
those cheesy places, Cartman.Copy !req
80. I agree.
Those places are stupid.Copy !req
81. It's not stupid!
I need to make music video!Copy !req
82. Look, we're not going in there,
so just —Copy !req
83. Wait. Why the hell am I
talking to your hand?Copy !req
84. Look, we're not going in there,
so just knock it off!Copy !req
85. Hey, I'm on your guys' side.Copy !req
86. Just wait one minute.
Let me see how much it is.Copy !req
87. God damn it.Copy !req
88. Welcome to Make Your Own Video.Copy !req
89. All set to rock 'n' roll?Copy !req
90. How much to make a video?Copy !req
91. Uh, well, it's $9.95
for a three-minute tape.Copy !req
92. Ha!
We're not paying $9.95.Copy !req
93. Oh, please!
Come on, guys!Copy !req
94. Cartman, will you stop
this gayness?Copy !req
95. All right. All right.
Here's $10.Copy !req
96. That's not what I meant!Copy !req
97. Just come over here and stand
in front of the green screen.Copy !req
98. What kind of song do you want?Copy !req
99. Something hot and spicy!Copy !req
100. Spicier.Copy !req
101. Spicier!Copy !req
102. You know, I've seen a lot
of videos here at the mall,Copy !req
103. and that was by far the best!Copy !req
104. Oh, gracias, Michael.Copy !req
105. Hey, I've got a friend
who's interningCopy !req
106. at a big record label in L.A.Copy !req
107. I'll send a copy on to him,Copy !req
108. and maybe he'll get
the bigwigs to see it.Copy !req
109. Oh, gracias, Michael!
Gracias!Copy !req
110. Can we go now, please?
- Yeah. I want to leave.Copy !req
111. Stop it, Cartman!
- What?Copy !req
112. She's fantastic!
Who is she?Copy !req
113. Believe it or not,
her name is Jennifer Lopez.Copy !req
114. Well, that makes sense.
She reminds me of J-Lo.Copy !req
115. Yeah, but she's younger
and spicier!Copy !req
116. I don't think J-Lo
would like it very muchCopy !req
117. if we signed this new girl.Copy !req
118. No.
You're right.Copy !req
119. We're gonna have to fire J-Lo.Copy !req
120. Hello?Copy !req
121. BHI Records?Copy !req
122. Oh, it's for you, Ms. Lopez.Copy !req
123. Oh, sí, sí, sí.Copy !req
124. Hello!
- What do they want?Copy !req
125. Just a second.
I'm trying to hear.Copy !req
126. 'S all right?
- 'S all right.Copy !req
127. Yes, yes.
This is Ms. Hlopez.Copy !req
128. Uh-huh.Copy !req
129. What? What?
- Oh, my God!Copy !req
130. I can't believe it!Copy !req
131. Hello?
You still there?Copy !req
132. They want to sign me
to the record company!Copy !req
133. You want to sign Ms. Lopez?Copy !req
134. Oh, my God!
It's happening for me!Copy !req
135. Yes! Yes, we can record
an album next week!Copy !req
136. Sure, we can write 10 songs!Copy !req
137. We'll start tonight!Copy !req
138. We're gonna be rich!Copy !req
139. We're gonna be famous!Copy !req
140. Come on! We got to get to work
on some songs!Copy !req
141. There. That's three more songs
we've written already!Copy !req
142. Your style of music is so easy,Copy !req
143. it doesn't require
any thought at all!Copy !req
144. Oh, sí, sí, sí.Copy !req
145. Okay, Ms. Lopez.
Time to go to sleep.Copy !req
146. Oh, I'm so sleepy.Copy !req
147. Good night, Ms. Lopez.Copy !req
148. Tomorrow is gonna be
a great day.Copy !req
149. A great day tomorrow...Copy !req
150. tomorrow...Copy !req
151. Kyle, you were wrong!
We did get a record deal!Copy !req
152. You were wrong, Kyle!Copy !req
153. Awesome!Copy !req
154. Yes!Copy !req
155. Ahh...Copy !req
156. Ahh...Copy !req
157. Ms. Lopez!
- Jennifer! Right here!Copy !req
158. We love you, Jennifer!
Over here!Copy !req
159. We love you, Jennifer!Copy !req
160. Ahh...Copy !req
161. Ah, Ms. Lopez! Come on in.Copy !req
162. Yo, make it quick.Copy !req
163. I got a video shoot at 2:00
and a script reading at 5:00.Copy !req
164. Yes. Well, Ms. Lopez, we regret
to inform you that, uh,Copy !req
165. we're dropping you
from the label.Copy !req
166. What?
Oh, no, you di'n't!Copy !req
167. We want to thank you for all
your hard work and..."talent."Copy !req
168. You can't drop me!
I'm Jennifer Lopez!Copy !req
169. How can you drop me?Copy !req
170. W-Well, a very talented
younger singerCopy !req
171. has come to our attention.Copy !req
172. And — And the truth
of the matter is,Copy !req
173. her name happens to be
Jennifer Lopez as well.Copy !req
174. And we really can't have two
here at BHI records.Copy !req
175. Who the hell is this
other Jennifer Lopez?Copy !req
176. Where is she come from?Copy !req
177. Well, she lives in South Park,
Colorado, now.Copy !req
178. But I-I believe she's originally
from Mexico, just like you.Copy !req
179. I don't come from no Mexico!Copy !req
180. I'm Puerto Rican!Copy !req
181. Whatever.
Look, it's nothing personal.Copy !req
182. We just think
you need to move on.Copy !req
183. And you're a meanspirited bitchCopy !req
184. who spits on people
who aren't rich and famous.Copy !req
185. And sources say that the
new film will star Ben Affleck.Copy !req
186. That's me.Copy !req
187. How'd it go, baby?Copy !req
188. Terrible, Ben!Copy !req
189. Some girl in ColoradoCopy !req
190. is trying to become
the new Jennifer Lopez!Copy !req
191. Shut up!Copy !req
192. What?
Who could replace you?Copy !req
193. Yo, driver!
Stupid driver!Copy !req
194. Yes, ma'am.
Where to?Copy !req
195. Take me to South Park, Colorado!Copy !req
196. I'm gonna kill that bitch!Copy !req
197. Hey, everybody, listen up!Copy !req
198. I've got something to tell Kyle!Copy !req
199. What?Copy !req
200. What are you gloating about?Copy !req
201. Oh, I'm not gloating.Copy !req
202. I just got a little call from
a record company in Los Angeles,Copy !req
203. and they want Ms. Lopez
to record an album next week.Copy !req
204. Really?
- Wow!Copy !req
205. - Really?
- No.Copy !req
206. Yeah. Looks like I'm gonna be
rich — and famous.Copy !req
207. Okay, children.
Let's take our seats.Copy !req
208. If you'll remember yesterday,Copy !req
209. we were discussing
state capitals —Copy !req
210. Hey! A big limousine just pulled
up in front of the school!Copy !req
211. Butters, will you
pay attention, please?Copy !req
212. Holy smokes!
It's Jennifer Lopez!Copy !req
213. Jennifer Lopez?Copy !req
214. Yes?Copy !req
215. Holy geez wow!
There's Ben Affleck, too!Copy !req
216. Wow! Cool!Copy !req
217. Will you kids shut up?Copy !req
218. Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck
are not —Copy !req
219. Oh, my God. That's
Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck.Copy !req
220. Oh, Jesus.
Will you look at those boots?Copy !req
221. Well, what are we waiting for?
Let's get outside!Copy !req
222. Whoo-hoo!
- Yeah!Copy !req
223. Is it true
Jennifer Lopez is here?Copy !req
224. Here she comes!
Here she comes!Copy !req
225. Okay!Copy !req
226. What smart-mouth
little punk-ass bitchCopy !req
227. has been saying they're
the new Jennifer Lopez, huh?Copy !req
228. J-Lo, can we get a picture
of you with the kids?Copy !req
229. No!
Shut up!Copy !req
230. If I find the ho who think
she's taking my career from me,Copy !req
231. I'm gonna wring her
pretty little neck.Copy !req
232. So, nobody wants to fess up,
huh?Copy !req
233. Too scared to talk?Copy !req
234. You better remember, bitch,
that I'll come and take you downCopy !req
235. if you ever say anything again.Copy !req
236. You can suck my culo, chica!Copy !req
237. Who was that?Copy !req
238. You got a problem?Copy !req
239. Not me!
- Then who?Copy !req
240. Hola, bitchola!Copy !req
241. What the hell is that?Copy !req
242. My name is Hennifer Hlopez,
and I like tacos and burritos.Copy !req
243. That?
That's what replaced me?Copy !req
244. I'm sure it was just a mistake.Copy !req
245. The only mistake was
when this ghetto trashCopy !req
246. got signed in the first place.Copy !req
247. Shut your Goddamn mouth!Copy !req
248. You fucking smart-ass!
Who do you think you are?Copy !req
249. Nobody!
- I am Hennifer Hlopez!Copy !req
250. I eat tacos and burritos!Copy !req
251. Fuck you!Copy !req
252. Aah!Copy !req
253. I'm sorry!
I-I'll stop! I'll stop!Copy !req
254. You better stop!
- I will!Copy !req
255. Come on, Jenny.
Let's go.Copy !req
256. Wow!
Ben Affleck!Copy !req
257. We should be getting
back to the...Copy !req
258. Don't you forget
what'll happen to you, ho!Copy !req
259. Come on, Benny!Copy !req
260. Well, there you go, fat ass.
I hope you learned your lesson.Copy !req
261. Yeah, I sure did.Copy !req
262. I don't think I should record
that album now.Copy !req
263. Good.Copy !req
264. Or maybe I should!Copy !req
265. Aw, God damn it.Copy !req
266. Oh, no, no, no, Ms. Lopez.Copy !req
267. Oh, sí, sí, sí, señor!Copy !req
268. That does it.
I'm out.Copy !req
269. Aw, where are you going, Kyle?Copy !req
270. Come give me kisses!Copy !req
271. All right, Ms. Lopez.
Let's take it from the top.Copy !req
272. Gentlemen,
we have ourselves a hit.Copy !req
273. What the hell are you doing?
- I am practicing my dancing!Copy !req
274. Look, we spent all night
at the recording studio.Copy !req
275. Now it's time to sleep!Copy !req
276. Dancing!
- Sleep!Copy !req
277. Dancing!Copy !req
278. Sleep.Copy !req
279. Dancing.Copy !req
280. Mom!Copy !req
281. What's the matter, sweetie?Copy !req
282. Ms. Lopez won't go to sleep!Copy !req
283. Yes?Copy !req
284. Hey, I was wondering
if I could talk to Ms. Lopez.Copy !req
285. She's not here right now.Copy !req
286. Ben?
Is that my darling Ben?Copy !req
287. Jenny?
Yes, Jenny, I-it's me!Copy !req
288. Where are you?Copy !req
289. Please.
I have to see her!Copy !req
290. Ben!Copy !req
291. Oh, you brought me r-r-r-roses!Copy !req
292. Jenny...Copy !req
293. Oh, Jenny, I just can't stop
thinking about you.Copy !req
294. I can't stop thinking
about you either, Ben!Copy !req
295. I've been meaning to write
a song or poem,Copy !req
296. but I have no talent.Copy !req
297. I know, my darling.
That's okay.Copy !req
298. Will you just take a ride
with me in my awesome car?Copy !req
299. Oh, Ben, I would love to!Copy !req
300. No!Copy !req
301. Excuse me one second, Ben.Copy !req
302. Don't you ruin this opportunity
for me.Copy !req
303. How can you stand in the way
of this?Copy !req
304. I'm not going out in his car.Copy !req
305. I'm not gonna let you blow
this one chance I have.Copy !req
306. I don't care. I'm supposed to
sit here and do my homework.Copy !req
307. Fine, fine, fine!Copy !req
308. Okay, Ben.
Let's go!Copy !req
309. Oh, Ben.
I am so happy —Copy !req
310. the cool breeze blowing through
my hair in your sexy automobile.Copy !req
311. Let's spend the whole day
together!Copy !req
312. Jenny, I have to tell you
something.Copy !req
313. I... I think I love you.Copy !req
314. Oh, I love you, too, Ben!Copy !req
315. But...
- But what?Copy !req
316. But what if you still have
feelings for the slutCopy !req
317. with the large ass?Copy !req
318. I still care for her.
Maybe I always will.Copy !req
319. But you just have
so much more going on...Copy !req
320. up here.Copy !req
321. Oh, Ben.
Ben...Copy !req
322. Jenny, can I kiss you?Copy !req
323. No!Copy !req
324. Yes! Oh, yes, Ben!
Kiss me!Copy !req
325. Aw, God damn it!Copy !req
326. Aw!
Aw, dude!Copy !req
327. Mmm.
Just like tacos.Copy !req
328. Taco-flavored kisses for my Ben.Copy !req
329. You're so hot, baby.Copy !req
330. I make you hot, Ben?Copy !req
331. Mmm, yeah.Copy !req
332. Oh, Jenny.Copy !req
333. Oh, Jenny.Copy !req
334. Ben.Copy !req
335. Oh, God!
Jenny!Copy !req
336. Oh, Ben, my darling.Copy !req
337. Oh! Sick!
Aw, that's it!Copy !req
338. We're leaving now!
- But I love her!Copy !req
339. Ben!Copy !req
340. Jenny!
Jenny, I'll call you!Copy !req
341. I love you, Ben!Copy !req
342. S-Stop! Stop!Copy !req
343. What the hell
is wrong with you?Copy !req
344. You cholos can't even keep
a beat!Copy !req
345. I deserve better than this!
I am Hennifer Hlopez!Copy !req
346. Where is my water?Copy !req
347. Not Evian!
Pellegrino, you stupid bitch!Copy !req
348. Uh, that's fine, Ms. Lopez.Copy !req
349. Look, it's been a long night.Copy !req
350. Why don't we pick it up
in the morning?Copy !req
351. Fine, my ass, cholo!
I'll tell you when it's fine!Copy !req
352. Stupid idiots!Copy !req
353. How am I supposed to make
an album with those cholos?Copy !req
354. You little snot nose!Copy !req
355. You ruin my career, and now
you're trying to steal my man?Copy !req
356. Oh, crap.Copy !req
357. You better stay away from him!Copy !req
358. Ow! Ow!Copy !req
359. Oh, Jesus!
Hey!Copy !req
360. Your son's hand
has a hairline fractureCopy !req
361. and two dislocated fingers.Copy !req
362. Oh, dear!Copy !req
363. But I'm more concerned
about his state of mind.Copy !req
364. Your son appears to be
completely insane.Copy !req
365. Ohh...Copy !req
366. Ohh...Copy !req
367. I told you this would happen.Copy !req
368. Oh, hello, guys.Copy !req
369. Cartman, you need to stop
this stupid game you're playing.Copy !req
370. Oh, Kyle, why you no like me?Copy !req
371. Kyle is right, Ms. Lopez.Copy !req
372. From now on, we're staying away
from Ben Affleck.Copy !req
373. I hate you.Copy !req
374. Come on, sweetie.Copy !req
375. Doctor says you need to get home
and get lots of rest.Copy !req
376. Aah!Copy !req
377. Mom!Copy !req
378. What is it, sweetie?Copy !req
379. Ben Affleck is naked in my bed!Copy !req
380. Ooh, looks like the tooth fairy
was extra happy with you!Copy !req
381. Buenos días, my love!Copy !req
382. Good morning, baby.
- You have to get out of here!Copy !req
383. Jennifer Lopez is gonna
kick my ass again!Copy !req
384. He's not going anywhere!Copy !req
385. Ben and I were up all night
making love!Copy !req
386. What? Aww!Copy !req
387. Ben Affleck's spooge!Copy !req
388. Should we tell him the news?
- What news?Copy !req
389. - think we should tell him.
- It's all right?Copy !req
390. 'S all right.
- 'S all right.Copy !req
391. We're getting married!Copy !req
392. Oh, balls.Copy !req
393. Come in.Copy !req
394. Come in!Copy !req
395. Guys, I need to talk to you.Copy !req
396. What's the matter?
- I can't handle it anymore —Copy !req
397. all the fame
and the Ben Affleck spooge.Copy !req
398. I-I just can't go on living
with Ms. Lopez.Copy !req
399. So stop doing it.
- Stop doing what?Copy !req
400. You know Goddamn well what.
Now, get out of here!Copy !req
401. Please, you guys.Copy !req
402. It's like I can't even have
a moment to myself anymore. See?Copy !req
403. Don't you dare ever do that
to me again!Copy !req
404. Oh, stop it, Cartman! Your hand
doesn't need to breathe!Copy !req
405. You try being in an oven mitt
for two hours!Copy !req
406. I can see your lips moving!Copy !req
407. I can see your lips moving,
too, culo!Copy !req
408. See?
I just saw your lips move!Copy !req
409. Look, I'm just asking
you guys for help.Copy !req
410. Will you please help me
with Ms. Lopez?Copy !req
411. What's she doing?Copy !req
412. Come here!Copy !req
413. You're not actually buying
this crap, are you?Copy !req
414. I don't know.
M-Maybe he can't help it.Copy !req
415. Look, he knows full well
what he's doing.Copy !req
416. And he's just waiting for us
to buy into it.Copy !req
417. And then he'll laugh and point
in our faces and say, "Ha ha!Copy !req
418. I got you guys to believe me!
You guys are stupid!"Copy !req
419. You really think
he would go through all thisCopy !req
420. just to make us look dumb?Copy !req
421. Yes, dude!Copy !req
422. Cartman, we've decided
that if you can be matureCopy !req
423. and admit to everyoneCopy !req
424. that you've gotten yourself into
this mess, then we'll help you.Copy !req
425. Okay, okay.Copy !req
426. I know that I control everything
Ms. Lopez does.Copy !req
427. Oh, no, you don't!Copy !req
428. Quiet, Ms. Lopez!Copy !req
429. Out.Copy !req
430. Guys!Copy !req
431. There you are, Jenny!Copy !req
432. I've been looking
all over for you, baby!Copy !req
433. Aah!Copy !req
434. Jenny?Copy !req
435. Ms. Lopez, you were due
in the studio two hours ago.Copy !req
436. Come on!Copy !req
437. So you're getting married, huh?Copy !req
438. Aah! Aah!Copy !req
439. Don't you hurt her!Copy !req
440. We'll sue you!Copy !req
441. Oh, Jesus.Copy !req
442. Aah!Copy !req
443. Freeze, leaf blower!Copy !req
444. Arrest that woman!Copy !req
445. She wants to kill
one of our artists!Copy !req
446. All right. You're going
downtown, bean breath.Copy !req
447. Jenny! Oh, I thought
I was going to lose you!Copy !req
448. Let's run away
and get married tonight!Copy !req
449. She can't get married tonight!
She has a recording session.Copy !req
450. Our love is like rain!Copy !req
451. That's what you said about me,
asshole!Copy !req
452. Quiet!
- Get her out of here!Copy !req
453. Fuck you!
- Shut up, picante pants!Copy !req
454. Everyone be quiet!Copy !req
455. I... I'm not who you think I am.Copy !req
456. You're not?Copy !req
457. No.
It was all a lie.Copy !req
458. A lie I cannot continue anymore.Copy !req
459. I am not Hennifer Hlopez.Copy !req
460. I am...Copy !req
461. Mitch Connor.Copy !req
462. Who's Mitch Connor?Copy !req
463. Just your run-of-the-mill
con man.Copy !req
464. I've been moving
from town to town,Copy !req
465. scamming people since I was 15.Copy !req
466. But I'm tired of runnin'.Copy !req
467. Oh, no.
No, no, no, no, no.Copy !req
468. I've been a cheat all my life,Copy !req
469. and now I've ruined
a singer's career,Copy !req
470. lost a record company millions,Copy !req
471. and cost this little boy
his precious time.Copy !req
472. Stop. It.Copy !req
473. Mostly, I'm sorry to you, Ben.Copy !req
474. I'm sorry I played tiddlywinks
with your heart.Copy !req
475. But it's over now.Copy !req
476. The cyanide pill I took should
be taking effect very soon.Copy !req
477. Hm.Copy !req
478. Looks like the sun
is going down.Copy !req
479. I wonder... will I dream?Copy !req
480. Well, looks like Mitch Connor
has cashed in his last chips.Copy !req
481. Dude, who the hell
is Mitch Connor?Copy !req
482. I don't know, Kyle, all right?Copy !req
483. Look, I don't care
what you guys believe.Copy !req
484. But with all the crazy stuff
that goes on in this town,Copy !req
485. isn't it possible —
just possible —Copy !req
486. that something I don't
understand happened here?Copy !req
487. All right. All right.
I guess it's possible.Copy !req
488. Okay, Ms. Lopez, over here
we have the topping station.Copy !req
489. This is where all your cheeses
and lettuce will go on.Copy !req
490. Ow!
Look out, muffin head!Copy !req
491. Uh, look, Ms. Lopez,Copy !req
492. if you're going to be a member
of the La Taco family,Copy !req
493. you're gonna have to learn
to get along with people.Copy !req
494. Get a what with who?Copy !req
495. Why don't you start chopping
those onions,Copy !req
496. and I'll check on you
a little later?Copy !req
497. This is bullshit!Copy !req
498. How the fuck did I end up
working at a La Taco?Copy !req
499. I had six platinum records,Copy !req
500. and I starred in five
Hollywood movies!Copy !req
501. Yeah.
Me too.Copy !req