1. Mrph rmhmhm rm!
Mrph rmhmhm rm!Copy !req
2. Aw, damn it!
- What?Copy !req
3. My Goddamn brother is trying to
follow me to school again!Copy !req
4. Suck my balls.Copy !req
5. No, Ike, you can't come
to school with me.Copy !req
6. Yeah!
Go home, you little dildo!Copy !req
7. Dude, for the last time,
don't call my brother a dildo!Copy !req
8. All right, go home, you little
semen-puking, asshole dickhead.Copy !req
9. Ow!
- Dude, sweet.Copy !req
10. Yeah. Check it out.
Ready, Ike?Copy !req
11. Kick the baby!Copy !req
12. Don't kick the Goddamn baby.Copy !req
13. Kick the baby.
- Waah.Copy !req
14. Ow.Copy !req
15. Whoa, Cartman.Copy !req
16. Looks like you didn't get
much sleep last night.Copy !req
17. That's because I was having
these bogus nightmaresCopy !req
18. all night long.Copy !req
19. Really?
What about?Copy !req
20. Well, I dreamt that I was
lying in my bed, in the dark,Copy !req
21. when all of a sudden,Copy !req
22. this bright blue light
filled the room.Copy !req
23. And slowly my bedroom door
began to open.Copy !req
24. And the next thing I remember,Copy !req
25. I was being drug
through a hallway.Copy !req
26. Weak!Copy !req
27. Then these scary aliens
wanted to operate on me.Copy !req
28. They had big heads
and big, black eyes.Copy !req
29. Dude, visitors!
- Totally!Copy !req
30. What?Copy !req
31. That wasn't a dream, Cartman!
Those were visitors!Copy !req
32. No, it was just a dream.
My mom said so.Copy !req
33. Visitors are real.
They —Copy !req
34. Wait a minute.
This has all happened before.Copy !req
35. Yeah.
This does seem really familiar.Copy !req
36. What the Funk & Wagnalls
are you talking about?Copy !req
37. Cartman, don't you remember the
last time you had this dream?Copy !req
38. Shut up, you guys.
You're just trying to scare me.Copy !req
39. No, dude, this happened before!Copy !req
40. Aliens put some device in you,Copy !req
41. and we tied you up to a tree,
and you went up on their ship.Copy !req
42. You don't remember that?
- No, I don't remember that!Copy !req
43. You don't?Copy !req
44. No, because the aliens erased
my memory!Copy !req
45. I remember this whole thing.Copy !req
46. Ike tried to follow you
to school, you kicked him,Copy !req
47. then Cartman told us
about his alien dream.Copy !req
48. Yeah, and then Chef pulled up
in his car.Copy !req
49. Hello there, children!Copy !req
50. And then you said...Copy !req
51. What's gonna be
for lunch today, Chef?Copy !req
52. Well, today it's Salisbury steak
with hot buttered noodles...Copy !req
53. and a choice of green-
bean salad or vegetable medley.Copy !req
54. Weird.Copy !req
55. Say, did any of you children...Copy !req
56. see the alien spaceship
last night?Copy !req
57. What the...Copy !req
58. Chef, we're in a repeat!Copy !req
59. A repeat?Copy !req
60. Cartman was visited
by aliens again last night,Copy !req
61. and now it's like we're living
a repeat of a previous day!Copy !req
62. Oh, dude, I hate repeats.Copy !req
63. I've been feeling déjà vu
all morning, children.Copy !req
64. I knew something strange
was going on.Copy !req
65. It all started when Cartman got
an anal probe.Copy !req
66. We have to get Eric
to a proctologist right away.Copy !req
67. What is a proc-tologist, Chef?Copy !req
68. He's a doctor that specializes
in your asshole, children.Copy !req
69. You mean at some point
in this doctor's life,Copy !req
70. he decided he wanted to work
on people's buttholes?Copy !req
71. That's right.
- What a dick.Copy !req
72. Hello, everyone.
- Hello, Doctor.Copy !req
73. Thanks for seeing Eric
on such short notice.Copy !req
74. What seems to be the problem?Copy !req
75. We just want you to take a lookCopy !req
76. and tell us
if you see anything abnormal.Copy !req
77. Other than its monstrous size.Copy !req
78. Shut up, Kyle!
Shut your goddamn mouth!Copy !req
79. All right.
Let's see here.Copy !req
80. Oh my God!
- What?Copy !req
81. Why, there's a huge crack
going right down the middle!Copy !req
82. Ha ha.
Very funny.Copy !req
83. Like we haven't heard that one
a zillion times.Copy !req
84. All right.
Let's take a look.Copy !req
85. Hey! Just what the hell
do you think you're doing?Copy !req
86. Eric, the doctor has to feel
inside your rectum.Copy !req
87. Afterwards, he'll probably have
to burn his hand and bury it.Copy !req
88. Kyle, I swear, if I didn't have
a guy's hand up my ass right now,Copy !req
89. I'd leap across the room
and kick you in the nuts.Copy !req
90. Uh — Ooh. Ehh.Copy !req
91. The prostate seems to be normal.Copy !req
92. No swelling
of the hormonal gland.Copy !req
93. Ooh.
- Oh, wait. What's this?Copy !req
94. Aah!Copy !req
95. Are you okay?
- Dude.Copy !req
96. You know that feeling
when you take a huge dump?Copy !req
97. Awesome.Copy !req
98. Well, Doctor?Copy !req
99. I've never quite seen this
before.Copy !req
100. Perhaps he just needs
some hemorrhoid cream.Copy !req
101. Aah! Aah!Copy !req
102. You all right?Copy !req
103. You know that feeling
when the huge dump you just tookCopy !req
104. shoots back up inside your ass?Copy !req
105. No, I'm not all right!Copy !req
106. I've never seen a hemorrhoid
react this way.Copy !req
107. That wasn't no hemorrhoid.
It was an alien hoop-a-joop!Copy !req
108. Come on, children!Copy !req
109. We've got to get Eric
to some real help!Copy !req
110. Where to now, Chef?Copy !req
111. That thing inside Eric's assholeCopy !req
112. looked like some kind
of alien satellite dish.Copy !req
113. We need to see my friend
down at the space center now!Copy !req
114. You're the only person
I could think ofCopy !req
115. who might be able
to help us, Jeff.Copy !req
116. How do we, uh, make it come out?Copy !req
117. Someone just has to activate it
like the proctologist did.Copy !req
118. Oh, no, no, no, no!Copy !req
119. Nobody is putting their finger
in my ass again.Copy !req
120. Unless it's Kyle.Copy !req
121. What? No way!
You do it, Kenny.Copy !req
122. Nope. It has to be Kyle.
- Go on.Copy !req
123. I'm not putting my finger
up Cartman's butt!Copy !req
124. Kyle, the fate of the world
may be at stake.Copy !req
125. Come, Kyle.
Do hurry.Copy !req
126. Go ahead.
It won't bite.Copy !req
127. God damn it, Cartman!Copy !req
128. I couldn't resist.
I'm sorry.Copy !req
129. Stop it, Cartman!Copy !req
130. Okay.
Okay, okay.Copy !req
131. God damn it!Copy !req
132. Oh, man, that was great.Copy !req
133. Okay, go ahead.
I'm all out of farts now.Copy !req
134. Durr!Copy !req
135. Mm!Copy !req
136. Okay, okay.
It's not funny anymore.Copy !req
137. Oh, yes, it is!Copy !req
138. Eric, that's enough!Copy !req
139. Okay, okay.Copy !req
140. Oh! Double psyche!Copy !req
141. That's it!Copy !req
142. I don't care about
the fate of the world! Screw it!Copy !req
143. Oh, nice going, Cartman!Copy !req
144. All right. All right.
I'm sorry.Copy !req
145. Go ahead, Kyle.
- No!Copy !req
146. No. Go ahead. I'm dry.
- You're lying!Copy !req
147. It stopped being funny
40 seconds ago, boys.Copy !req
148. Let's just get this over with.Copy !req
149. But it was one of the best times
I've ever had.Copy !req
150. Can I see this thing, please?Copy !req
151. Okay.Copy !req
152. Oh! God damn it!Copy !req
153. Okay. Now it's funny again.Copy !req
154. This is so awesome!Copy !req
155. I don't think I made it out
of that proctologist's office.Copy !req
156. I think I died
and went to heaven.Copy !req
157. That does it!
Charge!Copy !req
158. Aah!Copy !req
159. What's it doing?Copy !req
160. It — It's sending
a transmission of some kind.Copy !req
161. Got it.Copy !req
162. It's just sending images
of cities and people and stuff.Copy !req
163. Where is the signal
being sent to?Copy !req
164. Aah!Copy !req
165. I don't want to play anymore,
you guys.Copy !req
166. We went through all that just
for some gay video of Earth?Copy !req
167. We wanted to see an alien planet
or something.Copy !req
168. Whoever they are,
if they're receiving messages,Copy !req
169. they might be sending them, too.Copy !req
170. Wait a minute.
C-Candy bars.Copy !req
171. Candy bars?Copy !req
172. You — You know, candy bars.Copy !req
173. They usually come in a wrapper,Copy !req
174. just like you wrap
a Christmas present.Copy !req
175. Christmas happens
when it's cold.Copy !req
176. Cold, as in Alaska.
That's where the polar bears...Copy !req
177. Polar bears...
Pol — Polarity!Copy !req
178. I can switch the polarity
to see what transmissionsCopy !req
179. are coming from the location
this one is being sent to!Copy !req
180. What the heck?Copy !req
181. They're coming in!Copy !req
182. What do we do?Copy !req
183. It's that guy you want!Copy !req
184. He's trying to reverse
your polarities!Copy !req
185. What?Copy !req
186. Aah!
Run, run, run!Copy !req
187. Get in the car, children.
Get in the car!Copy !req
188. What is that?
- Can you see anything, children?Copy !req
189. The aliens are chasing us!Copy !req
190. Goddamn aliens!Copy !req
191. Chef, end of the road!Copy !req
192. Hold on, children!
We have to ditch them!Copy !req
193. What are you doing, man?Copy !req
194. Looks like them boys
are getting a little fresh air.Copy !req
195. I think we ditched 'em.Copy !req
196. I don't think we're
out of the woods yet.Copy !req
197. Goot, goot!Copy !req
198. It's the police!Copy !req
199. That ain't no police!Copy !req
200. When do we get to eat?
I'm hungry.Copy !req
201. Chef!Copy !req
202. Ohh!Copy !req
203. Ha! Goddamn aliens!Copy !req
204. I beat you!Copy !req
205. Where'd you learn to drive,
aliens — Chinese auto school?Copy !req
206. Chef!Copy !req
207. You're lucky I didn't
just turn aroundCopy !req
208. and beat your white, skinny
alien asses anyway!Copy !req
209. Maybe next time
you'll remember to — Huh?Copy !req
210. Oh, crap!
Children!Copy !req
211. Chef!Copy !req
212. Well, it looks like
the boys are in more troubleCopy !req
213. than a June bug in molasses.Copy !req
214. And it's pretty thick molasses,
too.Copy !req
215. Uh...Copy !req
216. Ugh.
You guys, wake up!Copy !req
217. What the...
Where — Where are we?Copy !req
218. We're in the alien ship.Copy !req
219. Aah! Aah!Copy !req
220. I'm trapped inside
Helen Hunt's ass!Copy !req
221. Oh, God!
Help me, you guys!Copy !req
222. It's not Helen Hunt's ass.
It's an alien spaceship.Copy !req
223. Oh, thank God!
Oh, thank — thank you, Lord.Copy !req
224. You guys, look.Copy !req
225. Wow.
- Wow.Copy !req
226. Oh, my God.
Do you guys realize?Copy !req
227. This is only the second time
we've ever been in outer space.Copy !req
228. Yeah.
- Rmphm.Copy !req
229. This is like my fifth time.Copy !req
230. Uh-oh.
This must be the head alien guy.Copy !req
231. Mrph rmh!Copy !req
232. Hello, boys.Copy !req
233. Dad?Copy !req
234. No, not really.Copy !req
235. I just read your mindCopy !req
236. and thought this form might be
more pleasing to you.Copy !req
237. Oh, dude, don't do that.
That's gay.Copy !req
238. Yeah, that's like that
stupid movie Contact.Copy !req
239. Oh, God.
That movie pissed me off.Copy !req
240. Very well.
I shall show my true form.Copy !req
241. Blargh, blargh, blargh!
Blargh, blargh!Copy !req
242. Okay, okay! Take the form
of something else!Copy !req
243. How's this?Copy !req
244. Santa!Copy !req
245. No.
That's stupid, too.Copy !req
246. How about this?Copy !req
247. No.Copy !req
248. No.Copy !req
249. Ooh, very nice.
- No.Copy !req
250. No.Copy !req
251. Dy-no-mite!
- No.Copy !req
252. Jeff!Copy !req
253. The aliens took the children
up on their ship!Copy !req
254. Oh, no!Copy !req
255. Did you find out what
the aliens are up to?Copy !req
256. When I reversed the polarities,
I found this.Copy !req
257. It's a message that the aliens
are broadcastingCopy !req
258. throughout the entire universe.Copy !req
259. But I have no idea what it says.Copy !req
260. They took the children, Jeff!Copy !req
261. I have to know
what those aliens are up to!Copy !req
262. Wait a minute.Copy !req
263. Butt sex.Copy !req
264. Butt sex?Copy !req
265. Butt sex requires a lot
of lubrication, right?Copy !req
266. Lubrication...Copy !req
267. Lubra, chupa...Copy !req
268. Chupacabras, the — the
goat-killer of Mexican folklore.Copy !req
269. Folklore is stories
from the pastCopy !req
270. that are often fictionalized —
fictionalized to heighten drama.Copy !req
271. Drama student!Copy !req
272. Students at colleges
usually have bicycles.Copy !req
273. Bi— Bi— Binary!Copy !req
274. It's binary code!Copy !req
275. Who's having butt sex?Copy !req
276. No.Copy !req
277. No.Copy !req
278. No.Copy !req
279. All right, Earthlings. What form
do you want me to take?Copy !req
280. How about a taco
that craps ice cream?Copy !req
281. Guys?Copy !req
282. I like it.
- Mrph rmh.Copy !req
283. All right. Then we can
get back to business.Copy !req
284. Follow me this way, Earthlings.Copy !req
285. I want to apologize to you boys
for all the spooky, scary stuff.Copy !req
286. We just needed to get to
the malfunctioning uplink relay.Copy !req
287. You mean the thing in Cartman's ass?
- That's right.Copy !req
288. See, there are dishes in over
50,000 Earthlings' rectums.Copy !req
289. Your friend's
has been malfunctioning.Copy !req
290. Why do you put them
into people's asses?Copy !req
291. Are you planning some kind
of alien takeover?Copy !req
292. Oh, heavens, no!
We're a production company.Copy !req
293. We make intergalactic
television programsCopy !req
294. that the whole universe watches.Copy !req
295. Television?Copy !req
296. We at Nerzod Productions
started 20 billion years agoCopy !req
297. with one philosophy —Copy !req
298. The best universal television
isn't scripted, it's real.Copy !req
299. We started with great shows like
"Who Wants to Marry a Gelgamek?"Copy !req
300. and "Antares 6 Millionaire".Copy !req
301. And then we had a big hitCopy !req
302. with "Get Me Outta Here,
I'm a Klingnanian!"Copy !req
303. But then, of course,
there's our signature show —Copy !req
304. the greatest universal
reality show of all time.Copy !req
305. Earth?Copy !req
306. A few billion years ago,
we realized —Copy !req
307. What if we took speciesCopy !req
308. from all different planets
in the universeCopy !req
309. and put them together
on the same planet?Copy !req
310. Great TV, right?Copy !req
311. Asians, bears, ducks,
Jews, deer, and HispanicsCopy !req
312. all trying to live
side by side on one planet!Copy !req
313. It's great!Copy !req
314. Our planet is just
a reality-TV show?Copy !req
315. You don't think
the whole universeCopy !req
316. works the way Earth does,
do you?Copy !req
317. No!
One species, one planet.Copy !req
318. There's a planet of deer,
a planet of Asians, and so on.Copy !req
319. We put them all together
on Earth,Copy !req
320. and the whole universe tunes in
to watch the fun!Copy !req
321. You mean you aliens
actually enjoy sitting aroundCopy !req
322. and watching us fight
and kill each other?Copy !req
323. Dude, that's messed up.Copy !req
324. Why?
- Why?Copy !req
325. You're playing
with people's lives!Copy !req
326. You're turning people's problems
into entertainment!Copy !req
327. Yeah!
We'd never do that on Earth!Copy !req
328. Ladies and gentlemen,Copy !req
329. we have recently come across
an alien transmissionCopy !req
330. that is being beamed throughout
the entire universe.Copy !req
331. When decoded,
it looks like this.Copy !req
332. What does it mean?Copy !req
333. I-It's simple mathematical
languageCopy !req
334. that can be understood
throughout the solar system.Copy !req
335. Translated into our language,
it looks like this.Copy !req
336. This Jannemon at 8:00,Copy !req
337. it's everyone's
favorite show — "Earth!"Copy !req
338. It's been 100 galgamars
since we first took speciesCopy !req
339. from 17 different planetsCopy !req
340. and put them all together
on the same planet!Copy !req
341. Ur derp!Copy !req
342. They've fought
and fallen in love.Copy !req
343. What will happen this galgamar?Copy !req
344. Tune in Jannemon at 8:00
to find out!Copy !req
345. It's "Earth!" on FOGNL!Copy !req
346. I'm afraid that Earth —
a-all of Earth —Copy !req
347. is nothing but an intergalactic
reality-TV show.Copy !req
348. My God.Copy !req
349. We're famous!Copy !req
350. Wait.
Y-You don't understand.Copy !req
351. I'm on TV!Copy !req
352. I'm on TV!Copy !req
353. Oh, this is so awesome!Copy !req
354. Whoo-hoo-hoo!Copy !req
355. Whoo-hoo!Copy !req
356. That should get the relay
working again.Copy !req
357. All right, Earthlings.
If you'll step over this way,Copy !req
358. we'll erase your memories
and get you back to Earth.Copy !req
359. Oh, excuse me.Copy !req
360. This is Nagix.Copy !req
361. Uh-huh.Copy !req
362. Oh, no.Copy !req
363. Oh, no.
Really?Copy !req
364. And it's — it's for sure?Copy !req
365. All right.
I'll break the news to everyone.Copy !req
366. No, no. I-I understand.
Thanks.Copy !req
367. Well, you kids can go back
to Earth if you want,Copy !req
368. but I'm afraid
it won't be there for long.Copy !req
369. The show's been canceled.Copy !req
370. What?
Who canceled us?Copy !req
371. The universal network heads.Copy !req
372. They say the Earthlings have
become aware of the show,Copy !req
373. so it won't be funny anymore.Copy !req
374. Oh, shit.
Did we do that?Copy !req
375. Everyone, can I have
your attention real quick?Copy !req
376. Uh, look, I just got a call
from the network,Copy !req
377. and I'm afraid "Earth!"
has been canceled.Copy !req
378. Aww!Copy !req
379. Now — Now, it was a great run,Copy !req
380. and I think we should all
be really proud.Copy !req
381. Let's call in
the demolition crewCopy !req
382. to strike the Earth
for resources.Copy !req
383. Wait! Wait!
They — They can't do this!Copy !req
384. Let us talk
to the network heads!Copy !req
385. Wouldn't do any good.
- Dude, we have to try!Copy !req
386. Please, take us to them.
Please!Copy !req
387. All right, kids. We'll take you
to the network heads.Copy !req
388. But I warn you — Nobody has
ever gotten the executivesCopy !req
389. to uncancel a show
once the call has been made.Copy !req
390. Nobody.Copy !req
391. What the hell is that?Copy !req
392. There's a huge ship of some kind
in Earth's orbit.Copy !req
393. But why?
Wait a minute.Copy !req
394. Chaos theory!Copy !req
395. Chaos theory?Copy !req
396. Chaos theory.Copy !req
397. It was first thought of
in the '60s.Copy !req
398. 60 — That's the number
of episodesCopy !req
399. they made of "Punky Brewster"
before it was canceled.Copy !req
400. Canceled?
- Huh?Copy !req
401. Don't you see?
The show is over.Copy !req
402. The aliens are canceling Earth!Copy !req
403. Oh, my God.
We have to stop them!Copy !req
404. Welcome to planet FOGNL,
home of the Joozians,Copy !req
405. who control all media
in the universe!Copy !req
406. Can I help you?Copy !req
407. Oh, uh, we have a 3:00 meeting
with the network heads.Copy !req
408. Where are you visiting from?
- Uh, Earth.Copy !req
409. Ooh!
I watch that show all the time!Copy !req
410. Oh, sure!
Come on in, Earthlings!Copy !req
411. We're just checking out
our new show.Copy !req
412. We took 100 beings
from the planet MarklarCopy !req
413. and put them on an asteroidCopy !req
414. with sentient beings
from the Horsehead Nebula.Copy !req
415. It's a riot!Copy !req
416. They hate each other!Copy !req
417. "Mighty, powerful
network executives,Copy !req
418. we have come a great distance
in order to —"Copy !req
419. Ooh, I'm starving.
You Earthlings have haglar yet?Copy !req
420. Oh, yeah.
Let's do haglar.Copy !req
421. Where do you want to go,
Meroni's?Copy !req
422. Not on a Flakmar.
Too crowded.Copy !req
423. Ooh!
Blackafelch!Copy !req
424. Oh, Blackafelch!
Perfect!Copy !req
425. This place is fantastic.Copy !req
426. Look, we just want to talk
to you about the show.Copy !req
427. Please don't cancel us.
Please.Copy !req
428. Oh, I'm sorry, Earthlings.Copy !req
429. But you have to realize,
the universe is a business.Copy !req
430. You made it to 100 episodes.
You should be proud.Copy !req
431. Yeah, a show should never go
past 100 episodesCopy !req
432. or else it starts to get staleCopy !req
433. with ridiculously stupid
plotlines and settings.Copy !req
434. Here's your order
of gespahtgaplachfenachenblah!Copy !req
435. But, sirs, we — we think our
show is just getting good.Copy !req
436. I mean, we're just now
starting to see peopleCopy !req
437. get really pissed off
at each other.Copy !req
438. Oh, my God.
This is great!Copy !req
439. You must have
some Joozian ancestry.Copy !req
440. Tell us about it.Copy !req
441. There's five billion people
on our show.Copy !req
442. You can't just up
and cancel on us.Copy !req
443. Oh, my God. Will you look
at the hekmas on that joozinek?Copy !req
444. Dude, we're trying to save
our planet here!Copy !req
445. Let's take the Earthlings
to a hekma bar!Copy !req
446. Oh, yeah!Copy !req
447. Oh, yeah.
Let's see those hekmas!Copy !req
448. Sirs, uh, if you'll —Copy !req
449. Oh, man, I am so wasted.Copy !req
450. Hey, you Earthlings want to try
a little glach?Copy !req
451. Oh, yeah!Copy !req
452. Oh, gluck, yeah!Copy !req
453. Kenny!Copy !req
454. Man, screw this place!Copy !req
455. Let's go get a hotel room
and a hooker!Copy !req
456. Oh, yeah!Copy !req
457. Yeah!Copy !req
458. We have to find a way
to stop those aliens!Copy !req
459. Oh, their ship is massive!
There's no way to stop it!Copy !req
460. Wait a minute.
Jackets!Copy !req
461. Oh, no.Copy !req
462. If people don't wear jackets,
they could get cold.Copy !req
463. A cold is caused by a virus.Copy !req
464. A virus...Copy !req
465. Computer virus!Copy !req
466. We could make a computer virusCopy !req
467. and send it to their ship
to disable their computers!Copy !req
468. That doesn't make
any goddamn sense!Copy !req
469. Oh, yeah, hooker!
Oh, yeah! Yeah!Copy !req
470. Whoo-hoo-hoo!
Yeah!Copy !req
471. Boy, Earthlings,
is this a party or what?Copy !req
472. Oh, that's it, baby.
You're getting my jagon hard.Copy !req
473. Yeah.
Let's party.Copy !req
474. Yes, suck my jagon.Copy !req
475. Yeah.
Now you suck on my jagon.Copy !req
476. Oh, yeah! Stick your finger
in my thrusher.Copy !req
477. Oh, yeah, suck it!
Suck that jagon.Copy !req
478. Dude, I have no idea
what we're seeing right now,Copy !req
479. but I have a feeling
it's really, really wrong.Copy !req
480. Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah!
Oh, yeah!Copy !req
481. Oh, God.
My head.Copy !req
482. What did we do?Copy !req
483. Oh, man, I can't believe
I sucked your jagon.Copy !req
484. Oh, God!
We did suck each other's jagons.Copy !req
485. You kids won't tell anybody
about this, right?Copy !req
486. No.Copy !req
487. No.
Wait.Copy !req
488. We won't tell anybody
if you don't cancel our show.Copy !req
489. Ooh.
I knew that was coming.Copy !req
490. They've really got us
by the nezmins.Copy !req
491. The Earth show
can still be good.Copy !req
492. Just erase everyone's memory
so we don't know we're a show!Copy !req
493. I'm sure you'll see
that if you give our world time,Copy !req
494. it will become even more
outrageous and violent.Copy !req
495. There's even World War III
to look forward to.Copy !req
496. Then we won't have to show
anybody the pictureCopy !req
497. of you guys
sucking each other's jagons.Copy !req
498. All right!
All right, Earthlings!Copy !req
499. You win.Copy !req
500. The show can stay on.Copy !req
501. All right!Copy !req
502. Just be sure to keep up the wars
and violence.Copy !req
503. Well, we've got a 5:00
with the Yurka producers.Copy !req
504. Nice meeting you, Earthlings.
Bye!Copy !req
505. Whoa, Cartman.Copy !req
506. Looks like you didn't get
much sleep last night.Copy !req
507. That's 'cause I was having
these bogus nightmaresCopy !req
508. all night long.Copy !req
509. Mrph rmhmhm rm!Copy !req
510. - What the hell is that?
- Mrph rmh.Copy !req
511. Hello there, children!
- Hey, Chef.Copy !req
512. Chef, Kenny has a pictureCopy !req
513. of two green things sucking
each other's shoulders.Copy !req
514. What is it, Chef?Copy !req
515. I don't know,
but something tells meCopy !req
516. this picture might be
very important, children.Copy !req
517. You should hang on to it.Copy !req
518. Attention, universe!Copy !req
519. Be sure to tune in next weekCopy !req
520. for another exciting episode
of "Earth!"Copy !req
521. The Asians are really stewed
at the Russians.Copy !req
522. The zebras try to get along
with the buffalo.Copy !req
523. And Americans and Iraqis
have an all-out brawl!Copy !req
524. It's outrageous fun,
and it's all new!Copy !req
525. "Earth!" on FOGNL.Copy !req