1. I'm going down to South Park
Gonna have myself a timeCopy !req
2. Friendly faces everywhere
Humble folks without temptationCopy !req
3. Going down to South Park
Gonna leave my woes behindCopy !req
4. Ample parking day or night
People spouting, "Howdy, neighbour"Copy !req
5. Heading on up to South Park
Gonna see if I can't unwindCopy !req
6. Timmy, Timmy, Timmy, Timmy
Timmy, TimmyCopy !req
7. Living a lie, Timmy!Copy !req
8. Come on down to South Park
And meet some friends of mineCopy !req
9. Oh, cool, a preview!Copy !req
10. It's the classic film
that changed America.Copy !req
11. The Extra-Terrestrial!
The new, redone version for 2002!Copy !req
12. All the E.T. effects have been
digitally upgraded, all the gunsCopy !req
13. have been digitally changed
to walkie-talkies,Copy !req
14. and the word "terrorist" has been
changed to "hippie."Copy !req
15. Dude, why would they do that?Copy !req
16. Yeah, hippies and terrorists
are the same thing!Copy !req
17. No, dude, Spielberg changed terrorist
to hippie to make E. T. more PC.Copy !req
18. That's gay.Copy !req
19. It's the motion picture
that changed America.Copy !req
20. Saving Private Ryan, the re-re-release,
where the word, "Nazi"Copy !req
21. has been changed to
"Persons with Political Differences."Copy !req
22. And all the guns have been replaced
by walkie-talkies.Copy !req
23. Why the hell do these directors
keep updating their movies?Copy !req
24. And now for your feature presentation!Copy !req
25. The classic re-re-re-release of
Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back!Copy !req
26. In this version, the word "Wookie"
has been changedCopy !req
27. to "Hair Challenged Animal,"Copy !req
28. and the entire cast
has been digitally replaced by Ewoks.Copy !req
29. - God damn it, that pisses me off!
- We want our money back!Copy !req
30. Sorry, suckers!Copy !req
31. You asshole!Copy !req
32. Why don't they leave
those movies alone?Copy !req
33. We liked them the way they were.Copy !req
34. Don't you see what this means?
All our favourite movies are going toCopy !req
35. be changed and updated until we
can't even recognise them any more!Copy !req
36. Tweek is right!Copy !req
37. It isn't fair for those asshole directors
to keep changingCopy !req
38. their movies and making them different!
Movies are art,Copy !req
39. - And art shouldn't be modified!
- Yeah, what if they had modifiedCopy !req
40. the Roman Colosseum every year?Copy !req
41. It would just be another
big douchie stadium now!Copy !req
42. We have to do something!
Let's form a club!Copy !req
43. Yeah! We could form a club that takes
food stamps from poor peopleCopy !req
44. and then sells them back
to the government for a profit!Copy !req
45. No, fat ass!Copy !req
46. I mean a club to protect filmsCopy !req
47. from their directors,
so they can't be messed with.Copy !req
48. Yeah! We'll be the "Save films
from their own directors" club!Copy !req
49. - Yeah!
- No, no! I don't wanna form a club!Copy !req
50. That's too much pressure!
Look, I'm supposed to take it easy.Copy !req
51. Just watch the clouds, sit in the grass.Copy !req
52. If we form a club, there'll be
responsibilities, commitments!Copy !req
53. Tweek, now God damn it, we picked you
to be our new friend to replace KennyCopy !req
54. because we thought
you were a team player!Copy !req
55. I'm not! I'm not a team player!Copy !req
56. Now either you stop with these
faggotronics or we'll find someoneCopy !req
57. - To replace you!
- Oh, Jesus!Copy !req
58. Dude, that sign sucks!
Nobody's gonna show up!Copy !req
59. - Well, what's wrong with it?
- Look at it, dude!Copy !req
60. You're not offering any fabulous prizes!
You have to offer fabulous prizesCopy !req
61. if you want people to show up
for your stupid crap. Here.Copy !req
62. - Free hat?
- Yeah!Copy !req
63. If you offer free hats,
maybe people will show up.Copy !req
64. But we don't have hats!Copy !req
65. We can just make them out of paper.
It's not hard.Copy !req
66. Just stupid little paper hats.
People just need free stuff.Copy !req
67. - Don't you guys know anything?
- You see?Copy !req
68. First we were just forming a club,Copy !req
69. now we have to make hats!
Where does it end?Copy !req
70. All right, let's go get the gymnasium
ready. Tweek, you go make 50 hats.Copy !req
71. Fifty hats? Oh, Jesus!Copy !req
72. I'll never make it! I'll never make it!Copy !req
73. Tweek! Calm down, son.Copy !req
74. Remember what Dr. Norris told you.
"Find your centre."Copy !req
75. My centre. My centre.Copy !req
76. Calm... Puppies...Copy !req
77. Tweek! Tweek!Copy !req
78. Tweek!Copy !req
79. - How many hats have you made?
- Oh, God!Copy !req
80. We only have until 10:00 a.m.
tomorrow, get the lead out!Copy !req
81. Oh, God!Copy !req
82. - You guys, we have a big problem!
- What?Copy !req
83. I was up all night making hats!
I only slept for an hour,Copy !req
84. and then I dreamt about making hats!
But I only made 15!Copy !req
85. Calm down, Tweek.
Fifteen might be enough.Copy !req
86. Yeah, let's see if anyone's
even shown up yet.Copy !req
87. Dude, there's like a thousand people
in there!Copy !req
88. A thousand? Oh, Jesus, man!
I don't have nearly a thousand hats!Copy !req
89. - They're gonna kick your ass, Tweek!
- Tweek, it's okay!Copy !req
90. Look, maybe these people all turned out
because they believe in saving films!Copy !req
91. Maybe they don't even care
about the free hat!Copy !req
92. Free Hat! Free Hat! Free Hat!Copy !req
93. Oh, God!Copy !req
94. I told you guys, never underestimate
the power of a free hat.Copy !req
95. Free Hat! Free Hat! Free Hat!Copy !req
96. - I gotta move away, you guys!
- Relax, Tweek!Copy !req
97. We're just going to have to go in
there and explain what happened.Copy !req
98. There are more important things
right now than free hats.Copy !req
99. Okay, we want to thank you all
for coming. We're really happyCopy !req
100. - to see such enthusiasm for our cause.
- Yeah!Copy !req
101. One thing before I continue.Copy !req
102. Unfortunately, we don't have enough
of the free hats for everyone.Copy !req
103. Excuse me?Copy !req
104. Yes, we apologise,
but our friend, Tweek, here,Copy !req
105. - didn't make enough of them.
- Oh, Jesus! Don't tell them it was me!Copy !req
106. - We don't care about that.
- You don't?Copy !req
107. You mean, you just came
because you believe in our cause?Copy !req
108. Yeah! Free Hat!Copy !req
109. - What?
- Hat McCullogh!Copy !req
110. He was sent to prison in '82,Copy !req
111. - And we believe he should be released!
- Yeah.Copy !req
112. Free Hat! Free Hat! Free Hat! Free Hat!Copy !req
113. Okay, apparently, there's been
a bit of a misunderstanding.Copy !req
114. This is a rally to save films
from their directors.Copy !req
115. To do what?Copy !req
116. We believe that films are pieces of art
that must be preservedCopy !req
117. from the perverse hands
of their ageing filmmakers.Copy !req
118. Oh. Sorry.Copy !req
119. Come on, everyone,
guess we're in the wrong place.Copy !req
120. Free Hat! Free Hat! Free Hat!Copy !req
121. Wait! Wait! Wait! Don't you see
what's happening out there?Copy !req
122. The films that you all grew up with,Copy !req
123. that touched your lives
and are a part of your soul,Copy !req
124. are now being updated and changed.Copy !req
125. Join us, and we can be a group
that makes a difference.Copy !req
126. Can we also work towards freeing Hat?Copy !req
127. Sure, and we'll also try to free Hat.Copy !req
128. Free Hat! Free Hat! Free Hat!Copy !req
129. 212, 213, 214 members.Copy !req
130. You guys! You guys! Oh, God!
I've got terrible news!Copy !req
131. What?Copy !req
132. Ted Koppel wants us to appear on
Nightline to talk about our cause!Copy !req
133. - Really? That's great!
- Yeah!Copy !req
134. No, it isn't, man!
That is way too much pressure!Copy !req
135. If we go on Nightline,
the whole country can hear aboutCopy !req
136. what's happening to our classic films!Copy !req
137. But just remember
that I do all the talking.Copy !req
138. You? Why?Copy !req
139. Because I'm the official spokesman!
I got dibs on it.Copy !req
140. - When did we do dibs for it?
- Just now. One, two, three. Dibs!Copy !req
141. Me!Copy !req
142. All right, fine,
you're the spokesman, Cartman.Copy !req
143. - But you better not screw it up!
- What could possibly go wrong?Copy !req
144. A new movement is sweeping
the country, led by four determined boysCopy !req
145. from South Park, Colorado.Copy !req
146. The organisation was created to
protect Hollywood's classic films fromCopy !req
147. the hands of their directors,
and also to free Hat McCullogh.Copy !req
148. So, boys, I'll ask you the question
that's on everyone's minds.Copy !req
149. Why does your organization want
to free Hat McCullogh,Copy !req
150. the convicted, confessed
serial murderer of 23 babies?Copy !req
151. I believe that can best be answered
by our official spokesman, Tweek.Copy !req
152. Well? Hat McCullogh admitted
he killed those toddlers.Copy !req
153. - Why do you want him free?
- Oh, Jesus, man!Copy !req
154. Just answer me this, Tweek.Copy !req
155. What do you see as positive
about toddler murder?Copy !req
156. It's easy?Copy !req
157. Yes, it is easy.Copy !req
158. All right, then, on to your other cause.
Saving films from their directors.Copy !req
159. What got you boys interested in this?Copy !req
160. Especially given your
pro-toddler murder status?Copy !req
161. We believe that films have to be
taken awayCopy !req
162. from people like Steven Spielberg
and George Lucas,Copy !req
163. - Because they're insane.
- Well, I'm glad you said that, boys,Copy !req
164. because joining us now are
Steven Spielberg and George Lucas.Copy !req
165. Oh, Christ!Copy !req
166. - Hello, Ted!
- Hi, Ted!Copy !req
167. Gentlemen, these toddler-murder fans
think that you're insaneCopy !req
168. and shouldn't be allowed
to alter your films. Your response?Copy !req
169. Well, first of all, both George and ICopy !req
170. are very firmly against
the murdering of toddlers.Copy !req
171. Hear, hear.Copy !req
172. Dude, that's Steven Spielberg
and George Lucas.Copy !req
173. Get me out of here!
Please, somebody get me out of here!Copy !req
174. And as for altering our films,
all we're doing is tryingCopy !req
175. to reach a new audience
with our movies.Copy !req
176. As the makers of dreams,
we like to speak for the children.Copy !req
177. We thought we were speaking
for the children.Copy !req
178. - Yeah, we're children.
- Look, if the Beatles went backCopy !req
179. and updated The White Album every
few years, what would we have now?Copy !req
180. Yeah, these guys are only motivated
by money, Ted.Copy !req
181. - How so?
- Think about it.Copy !req
182. Spielberg, Jew. Lucas, Jew.
Kyle, Jew. Coincidence?Copy !req
183. - I'm not a Jew!
- You little brats! I mean...Copy !req
184. You darling children don't know
what you're talking about.Copy !req
185. Changing E. T. was
the best thing I ever did.Copy !req
186. Dude, don't you see that it's not?Copy !req
187. It'd be like changing
Raiders of the Lost Ark.Copy !req
188. - Wait a minute, what did you say?
- That's brilliant!Copy !req
189. Yes, change Raiders of the Lost Ark!
Why didn't we think of it before?Copy !req
190. No! No!Copy !req
191. Members, this is our darkest hour.Copy !req
192. We have just learned that
George Lucas and Steven SpielbergCopy !req
193. now intend to update and change
Raiders of the Lost Ark.Copy !req
194. There is only one way we can stop this
important, historical piece of artCopy !req
195. from being harmed. Mr. Secretary?Copy !req
196. Thank you. Our intelligence tells us
that the original negativeCopy !req
197. to Raiders of The Lost Ark is currently
somewhere in George Lucas' house.Copy !req
198. We need to find
and usurp that negative.Copy !req
199. And if we get a hold of the negative,
they can't change the movie?Copy !req
200. That is our understanding.Copy !req
201. Sounds like a good idea to me!Copy !req
202. I don't want them to change
Raiders of the Lost Ark.Copy !req
203. - Yeah!
- Yeah! We should go get that negativeCopy !req
204. as soon as we get Hat free!Copy !req
205. Yeah! Free Hat! Free Hat! Free Hat!Copy !req
206. No, no, no, we need to do this first.Copy !req
207. But we have to free Hat!Copy !req
208. It's just that, you know,
he killed 23 babies.Copy !req
209. Well, yeah, but it was in self-defence!Copy !req
210. Yeah!Copy !req
211. He killed 23 babies in self-defence?Copy !req
212. Hat was attacked maliciously and
unprovoked by a gang of babiesCopy !req
213. in Westown Park.Copy !req
214. When that many babies get together
they can be like piranha.Copy !req
215. Three eyewitnesses testified that if Hat
hadn't killed those babies,Copy !req
216. they'd have killed him!Copy !req
217. Yeah! Free Hat! Free Hat! Free Hat!Copy !req
218. All right, all right, but right now
we've got to focus onCopy !req
219. - getting those original prints of Raiders.
- He's right!Copy !req
220. We'd better split up!Copy !req
221. Some of you go with the boys
and get those film prints,Copy !req
222. the rest of us come with me to go talk
to the governor about freeing Hat!Copy !req
223. Yeah! Free Hat! Free Hat! Free Hat!
Free Hat! Free Hat! Free Hat! Free Hat!Copy !req
224. Well, it looks like we're gonna
have to do this ourselves.Copy !req
225. No! That's it! I'm out. I can't deal
with the stress you guys create!Copy !req
226. We're just gonna fly to California
and break into George Lucas' house.Copy !req
227. What's stressful about that?Copy !req
228. Okay, Tweek, let me tell you something.
You've been our new friend now forCopy !req
229. two weeks, okay? And I've got to be
honest with you, it isn't going well.Copy !req
230. People aren't that into you, Tweek.
They find you kind of annoying.Copy !req
231. Now, I'd say you've got
one last shot here,Copy !req
232. and I don't want you to blow it. Okay?
Does that help take the stress off?Copy !req
233. Okay, go.Copy !req
234. I'm not breaking into
George Lucas' house.Copy !req
235. I'm not breaking into
George Lucas' house.Copy !req
236. I'm in a green field.Copy !req
237. Shut up, Tweek.
This is not the time for faggocity!Copy !req
238. This looks like the right room.Copy !req
239. I'm in a field, surrounded by deer.Copy !req
240. Over here!Copy !req
241. - That's it!
- All right! Get it, Tweek!Copy !req
242. - No!
- Get it, you piece of crap,Copy !req
243. before I grab your nutsack and twist it!Copy !req
244. What are you doing?Copy !req
245. Oh, God! Oh, Jesus!Copy !req
246. You're the boys from that stupid club!
Give me that!Copy !req
247. Do with us what you will, Mr. Lucas,Copy !req
248. but please don't change
Raiders of the Lost Ark.Copy !req
249. We're going to make it better.Copy !req
250. The movie is going to be changed
and that is that!Copy !req
251. All right, you asked for it.
I'm afraid you leave us no choice.Copy !req
252. It's time for plan B!Copy !req
253. - Really?
- Oh, God, no! Not plan B.Copy !req
254. You have a heart made of ice,
Mr. Lucas.Copy !req
255. And so we're going to melt your
icy heart with a cool island song!Copy !req
256. Gentlemen?Copy !req
257. - What?
- Hit it, Tweek!Copy !req
258. In the tropical isles
With the coconut treesCopy !req
259. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
I thought we were going to coolCopy !req
260. - His hot heart with a cool island song.
- No, he has a icy heart.Copy !req
261. But you can't melt ice
with a cool song, r-tard!Copy !req
262. So we have to warm his icy heart
with a hot island song.Copy !req
263. It's a cool island song!Copy !req
264. Then we're gonna end up freezing his
hellish heart with a cool island song.Copy !req
265. Do we want to do that?Copy !req
266. All right, that does it!Copy !req
267. Yes, thank you, officer.Copy !req
268. The police are on their way, boys.
Soon you'll be in jail getting rammed!Copy !req
269. Those rams can do to us what they will,
Mr. Lucas,Copy !req
270. but we'll never stop trying
to protect films!Copy !req
271. It's not too late to do what's right.
Give us the print.Copy !req
272. There's still some good in you,
Mr. Lucas. We know there is!Copy !req
273. It is too late for me, boys.Copy !req
274. You yourself led the campaign against
the colourisation of films.Copy !req
275. You understand why films
shouldn't be changed!Copy !req
276. That's different. These are my movies.Copy !req
277. I made them, and I have the right
to do whatever I want with them.Copy !req
278. You're wrong, Mr. Lucas.
They're not your movies.Copy !req
279. They're ours. All of ours.
We paid to go see them,Copy !req
280. and they're just as much a part
of our lives as they are of yours.Copy !req
281. When an artist creates, whatever
they create belongs to society.Copy !req
282. Have I become so old that I've forgotten
what being an artist is about?Copy !req
283. Give the print to us so that we can
protect it from SpielbergCopy !req
284. and anyone else who wants to alter it.Copy !req
285. Perhaps you are right.Copy !req
286. Stop!Copy !req
287. What are you doing, George?Copy !req
288. Steven, I...Copy !req
289. Give me that print, George.
We need to make the alterations.Copy !req
290. Steven, these boys had a point.
I don't remember what it was,Copy !req
291. but it was good.Copy !req
292. You haven't let these doe-eyed children
affect your judgement,Copy !req
293. have you, George?Copy !req
294. Don't forget. You belong to me.Copy !req
295. Don't listen to him! You still have
a chance to preserve your film!Copy !req
296. I'm sorry, boys.Copy !req
297. Now, take the children prisoner!Copy !req
298. What?Copy !req
299. You troublemakers shall be my guests
of honour at the premiere of the newCopy !req
300. Raiders of the Lost Ark!Copy !req
301. Your gay little club is over!Copy !req
302. you, Steven Spielberg!
Come on, you guys!Copy !req
303. Oh, my God, they're gonna kill us.Copy !req
304. Don't even think about it, kid!
I'm not afraid to use this walkie-talkie.Copy !req
305. The one with the cocaine problem
escaped, mein director!Copy !req
306. Leave him!
Let him run back to his mommy.Copy !req
307. We must get the film ready
for the premiere.Copy !req
308. Lucas, come!Copy !req
309. It's the digitally re-enhanced re-releaseCopy !req
310. of the very first
pilot episode of South Park!Copy !req
311. Yes, the classic, rough, hand-made first
episode is getting a makeover for 2002!Copy !req
312. The simple, funny aliens are now
super bad-ass and cool!Copy !req
313. The flying saucer?
No longer cheap construction paperCopy !req
314. but a 4.0 megapixel non-drop digital
masterpiece of technology.Copy !req
315. Yes. Everything's new. New is better!Copy !req
316. When we first made South Park,
we didn't want to useCopy !req
317. construction paper, we just had to
because it was cheap.Copy !req
318. And now with new technology
we can finallyCopy !req
319. re-master South Park to make it lookCopy !req
320. - Sharp, clean and focused.
- And expensive.Copy !req
321. Yes, all the charm of the simple little
cartoon will melt before your eyes,Copy !req
322. as it is replaced by newer
and more standardised animation!Copy !req
323. For instance,
in the scene at the bus stop,Copy !req
324. we always meant to have Imperial
walkers and giant dewback lizardsCopy !req
325. in the background,
but simply couldn't afford it.Copy !req
326. Get this special enhanced version quick
because another enhanced versionCopy !req
327. will likely be coming out for 2003!Copy !req
328. Members... Oh, Jesus!
You have to do something!Copy !req
329. Our club's president, treasurer
and secretary have all been takenCopy !req
330. hostage by Steven Spielberg!Copy !req
331. Prisoner? You mean, like Hat?Copy !req
332. Yes, just like Hat!Copy !req
333. But the governor won't pardon Hat,
so how can we get him out of prison?Copy !req
334. - Yeah!
- How're we gonna do it?Copy !req
335. No! Listen to me! We're not talking
about Hat right now, okay?Copy !req
336. Look, we went to George Lucas' house
and tried to melt his icy heartCopy !req
337. with a warm island song,
but then Spielberg showed up and tookCopy !req
338. three of our members prisoner!
They're going to premiere the newCopy !req
339. Raiders of the Lost Ark, and we have to
rescue them! Do you understand?Copy !req
340. Hey, he's got a point there.Copy !req
341. Yeah.Copy !req
342. Maybe we could melt the governor's
icy heart with a cool island song!Copy !req
343. - Yeah! Let's go!
- No!Copy !req
344. - No?
- No, he's right!Copy !req
345. We have to freeze his hot heart
with a cool island song!Copy !req
346. Or is it freshen his hot temper
with a cool island song?Copy !req
347. Let's cool his hot temper
with a fresh island song!Copy !req
348. That's it! Let's go!Copy !req
349. Oh, God! I'm going to have
to do this myself! Oh, God!Copy !req
350. Well, the print is finished and the day
has come! Tonight, Steven SpielbergCopy !req
351. and George Lucas will be
at the premiere of the new,Copy !req
352. special edition of
Raiders of the Lost Ark.Copy !req
353. Lots of celebrity guests and other rich
people will be on hand to witnessCopy !req
354. all the updated effects
and modernised technology!Copy !req
355. The kid? The tweaked out kid?Copy !req
356. I'm gonna blow up the print, Spielberg!Copy !req
357. Your persistence surprises even me.Copy !req
358. Surely you don't think you can escape
from this premiere?Copy !req
359. That depends on how reasonable
we're all willing to be.Copy !req
360. All I want are my friends.Copy !req
361. - Wow.
- Except for Cartman, you can keep him.Copy !req
362. And if we refuse?Copy !req
363. Then your premiere has no movie.Copy !req
364. - He's definitely lost it.
- Yup.Copy !req
365. Okay, okay, stand back, stand back.
Back!Copy !req
366. Okay, kid, you win. Blow it up.Copy !req
367. Blow it back to God.Copy !req
368. All your life has been
the pursuit of seeing a great film.Copy !req
369. This new version of Raiders has digital
effects beyond your wildest dreams.Copy !req
370. You want to see it screened
just as much as I.Copy !req
371. Come on, Tweek! Blow it up!Copy !req
372. Son, we are simply
passing through history.Copy !req
373. This is improved history.Copy !req
374. Do as you will.Copy !req
375. In the tropical isles
With the coconut treesCopy !req
376. The air is fresh and the people are freeCopy !req
377. But here in the mountains
There's no freedom like thatCopy !req
378. There's a man in prison
And his name is HatCopy !req
379. Thanks for coming, everyone.Copy !req
380. This is the birth of the new version
of Raiders of the Lost Ark!Copy !req
381. We shall screen it here,
and then destroy all the old printsCopy !req
382. - In celebration!
- Hooray!Copy !req
383. Begin the film!Copy !req
384. You guys! Close your eyes!
Don't look at it!Copy !req
385. - What?
- Don't watch the movie, you guys.Copy !req
386. It'll be terrible. Close your eyes.Copy !req
387. It's beautiful!Copy !req
388. Wait a minute.Copy !req
389. - This version is awful!
- Yeah! They ruined it!Copy !req
390. Oh, my God! It's terrible!Copy !req
391. - You guys okay?
- Yeah, I think so.Copy !req
392. Man, that new version
must have sucked balls.Copy !req
393. Today is a day of celebration!
And we owe it allCopy !req
394. to these four brave young boys.Copy !req
395. Yeah!Copy !req
396. And thanks to the bravery
of this young man, in particular,Copy !req
397. Hat McCullogh is finally free
from prison!Copy !req
398. Yeah!Copy !req
399. What?Copy !req
400. Hat! Hat! Hat! Hat! Hat!
Hat! Hat! Hat! Hat! Hat!Copy !req
401. Thank you, everyone. Kill!
Kill the innocent.Copy !req
402. I'm so thankful for all your support...
Rape the virgin!Copy !req
403. And I just wonder if I could get
a baby, real quick?Copy !req
404. Sure! Give that man a baby!Copy !req
405. Come on, you guys, let's get outta here.Copy !req
406. Oh, my God!Copy !req
407. Do you think we did a good thing, Stan?Copy !req
408. I mean, no one even seemed to notice.Copy !req
409. Yeah, well, sometimes the things we do
don't matter right now.Copy !req
410. Sometimes they matter later.Copy !req
411. We have to care more about
later sometimes, you know?Copy !req
412. I think that's what separates us fromCopy !req
413. the Steven Spielbergs and
George Lucases of the world.Copy !req
414. That, and youth. Those guys are old.Copy !req
415. But what about the original prints of
Raiders of the Lost Ark?Copy !req
416. What if somebody else takes them
and tries to change them?Copy !req
417. Don't worry, Tweek.
It's somewhere safe.Copy !req
418. Somewhere where nobody
will ever find it.Copy !req