1. Oh cool, a preview!Copy !req
2. Coming this summer,Copy !req
3. It's the classic film
that changed america.Copy !req
4. "E.T. The extra-Terrestrial"!Copy !req
5. The new, redone version
for 2002!Copy !req
6. All the e.T. Effects have been
digitally upgraded.Copy !req
7. All the guns have been digitally
changed to walkie-Talkies.Copy !req
8. And the word "terrorist" has
been changed to "hippie".Copy !req
9. Aw, dude, why would
they do that?Copy !req
10. Yeah, hippies and terrorists
are the same thing.Copy !req
11. No, dude, spielberg changed
terrorist to hippieCopy !req
12. To make e.T. More p.C.Copy !req
13. That's gay.Copy !req
14. Coming this summer,Copy !req
15. It's the motion picture
that changed america.Copy !req
16. "Saving private ryan",
the re-Re-Release,Copy !req
17. Where the word "nazi"
has been changed toCopy !req
18. "Persons with political
differences".Copy !req
19. And all the guns have been
replaced by walkie-Talkies.Copy !req
20. Why the hell do these directors
keep updating their movies?Copy !req
21. And now for your
feature presentation!Copy !req
22. The classic re-Re-Re-ReleaseCopy !req
23. Of "star wars: the empire
strikes back!Copy !req
24. Woo hoo!Copy !req
25. Aaaaaghhh!Copy !req
26. God dammit,
that pisses me off!Copy !req
27. Yeah, we want
our money back!Copy !req
28. Sorry, suckers!Copy !req
29. You asshole!Copy !req
30. Why don't they leave
those movies alone!Copy !req
31. We liked them the way
they were!Copy !req
32. Don't you see
what this means?Copy !req
33. All our favorite movies are
going to be changed and updatedCopy !req
34. Until we can't even
recognize them anymore!Copy !req
35. Tweek is right.Copy !req
36. It isn't fair for those
asshole directorsCopy !req
37. To keep changing their movies
and making them different!Copy !req
38. Movies are art and art
shouldn't be modified!Copy !req
39. Yeah, what if
they had modifiedCopy !req
40. The roman colosseum
every year?Copy !req
41. It would just be another
big "douchie" stadium now!Copy !req
42. We have to
do something!Copy !req
43. Let's form a club!Copy !req
44. Yeah, we could
form a clubCopy !req
45. That takes food stamps
from poor peopleCopy !req
46. And then sells them back to
the government for a profit!Copy !req
47. No, fat-Ass!Copy !req
48. I mean a club to protect
films from their directorsCopy !req
49. So they can't be
messed with!Copy !req
50. Yeah, we'll be the "save films
from their own directors' club".Copy !req
51. Yeah!Copy !req
52. No!
No, no!Copy !req
53. I don't wanna form a club!
That's too much pressure!Copy !req
54. Look, I'm supposed to
take it easy.Copy !req
55. Just watch the clouds,
sit in the grass.Copy !req
56. If we form a club there'll be
responsibilities,Copy !req
57. Commitments!Copy !req
58. Tweek, now god dammit,Copy !req
59. We picked you to
replace kennyCopy !req
60. Because we thought you were
a team player!Copy !req
61. I'm not!Copy !req
62. I'm not
a team player!Copy !req
63. Now either you stop with
these "faggotronics"Copy !req
64. Or we'll find someone
to replace you!Copy !req
65. Aaagh!
Oh, Jesus!Copy !req
66. Dude, that sign sucks,
nobody's gonna show up!Copy !req
67. What's wrong with it?Copy !req
68. Look at it, dude,Copy !req
69. You're not offering
any fabulous prizes.Copy !req
70. You have to offer
fabulous prizesCopy !req
71. If you want people to show up
for your stupid crap.Copy !req
72. Here...Copy !req
73. Free hat?Copy !req
74. Yeah, if you offer free hats,
maybe people will show up.Copy !req
75. But we don't
have hats!Copy !req
76. We can make them
out of paper.Copy !req
77. It's not hard, just stupid
little paper hats.Copy !req
78. People just need free stuff.Copy !req
79. Don't you guys
know anything?Copy !req
80. You see?Copy !req
81. First we were just forming a
club, now we have to make hats!Copy !req
82. Where does it end?Copy !req
83. Alright, let's go get
the gymnasium ready.Copy !req
84. Tweek, you go make
50 hats.Copy !req
85. 50 hats?
Oh Jesus!Copy !req
86. I'll never make it!
I'll never make it!Copy !req
87. Tweek!Copy !req
88. Calm down, son.Copy !req
89. Remember what
dr. Norris told you-Copy !req
90. Find your center.Copy !req
91. My center?Copy !req
92. My center.Copy !req
93. Calm... puppies.Copy !req
94. Tweek!Copy !req
95. Tweek!Copy !req
96. Tweeeeeekk!Copy !req
97. How many hats
have you made?Copy !req
98. Oh god!Copy !req
99. We only have until 10 a.M.
Tomorrow, get the lead out!Copy !req
100. Aagh, oh god!Copy !req
101. You guys,
we have a big problem!Copy !req
102. I was up all night
making hats-Copy !req
103. I only slept for an hour-Copy !req
104. And then I dreamt about
making hats!Copy !req
105. But I only made 15!Copy !req
106. Calm down, tweek.
15 might be enough.Copy !req
107. Yeah, let's see if anyone's
even shown up yet.Copy !req
108. Dude, there's like a thousand
people in there!Copy !req
109. A thousand?
Oh Jesus, man!Copy !req
110. I don't have nearly
a thousand hats!Copy !req
111. They're gonna kick
your ass, tweek!Copy !req
112. Tweek, it's okay!Copy !req
113. Look, maybe these people
all turned outCopy !req
114. Because they believe
in saving films!Copy !req
115. Maybe they don't even care
about the free hat!Copy !req
116. Free hat!
Free hat!Copy !req
117. Oh god!Copy !req
118. I told you guys-Copy !req
119. Never underestimate
the power of a free hat.Copy !req
120. I gotta move away,
you guys!Copy !req
121. Relax, tweek, we're just gonna
have to go in thereCopy !req
122. And explain what happened.Copy !req
123. There are more important things
right now than free hats.Copy !req
124. Okay, uh, we wanna thank you
all for coming.Copy !req
125. We're really happy to see such
enthusiasm for our cause.Copy !req
126. Uh, one thing
before I continue:Copy !req
127. Unfortunately, we don't have enough
of the free hats for everyone.Copy !req
128. Uh, excuse me?Copy !req
129. Yes, we apologize,
but our friend tweek here,Copy !req
130. Didn't make
enough of them.Copy !req
131. Oh Jesus, don't
tell them it was me!Copy !req
132. We don't care about that.Copy !req
133. You don't?Copy !req
134. You mean you just came because
you believe in our cause?Copy !req
135. Yeah, free hat!Copy !req
136. What?Copy !req
137. Hat mccullough!Copy !req
138. He was sent to
prison in '82Copy !req
139. And we believe he should
be released!Copy !req
140. Yeah!Copy !req
141. Free hat!
Free hat!Copy !req
142. Okay, apparently, there's been
a bit of a misunderstanding.Copy !req
143. This is a rally to save films
from their directors.Copy !req
144. To do what?Copy !req
145. We believe that films are pieces
of art that must be preservedCopy !req
146. From the perverse hands
of their aging filmmakers.Copy !req
147. Oh... sorry.Copy !req
148. Come on, everyone, guess
we're in the wrong place.Copy !req
149. Free hat!
Free hat!Copy !req
150. Wait, wait, wait!Copy !req
151. Don't you see what's happening
out there?Copy !req
152. The films that you all grew up
with, that touched your livesCopy !req
153. And are a part of your soul, are
now being updated and changed.Copy !req
154. Join us and we can be a group
that makes a difference!Copy !req
155. Can we also work towards
freeing hat?Copy !req
156. Uh, sure, and we'll also
try to free hat.Copy !req
157. Free hat!
Free hat!Copy !req
158. 212, 213, 214 members!Copy !req
159. You guys, you guys!Copy !req
160. Oh god!
I've got terrible news!Copy !req
161. What?Copy !req
162. Ted koppel wants us
to appear on "nightline"Copy !req
163. To talk about our cause!Copy !req
164. Really?
That's great!Copy !req
165. No, it isn't, man!Copy !req
166. That is way
too much pressure!Copy !req
167. If we go on nightline, the whole
country can hear aboutCopy !req
168. What's happening to
our classic films!Copy !req
169. Just remember that
I do all the talking.Copy !req
170. You? Why?Copy !req
171. Because I'm the
official spokesman.Copy !req
172. I got dibs on it.Copy !req
173. When did we do
dibs for it?Copy !req
174. Just now.
One two three- Dibs!Copy !req
175. Knee.Copy !req
176. Alright, fine, you're
the spokesman, cartman.Copy !req
177. But you better not
screw it up!Copy !req
178. What could
possibly go wrong?Copy !req
179. A new movement is
sweeping the country,Copy !req
180. Led by four determined boys
from south park, colorado.Copy !req
181. The organization was created
to protect hollywood'sCopy !req
182. Classic films from the hands
of their directors,Copy !req
183. And also to free
hat mccullough.Copy !req
184. So boys, I'll ask you the question
that's on everyone's minds.Copy !req
185. Why does your organization want
to free hat mccullough,Copy !req
186. The convicted, confessed serial
murderer of 23 babies?Copy !req
187. I believe that can
best be answeredCopy !req
188. By our official
spokesman, tweek.Copy !req
189. Agh!Copy !req
190. Well, hat mccullough admitted
he killed those toddlers,Copy !req
191. Why do you want him free?Copy !req
192. Oh, Jesus, man!Copy !req
193. Just answer me
this, tweek-Copy !req
194. What do you see as positive
about toddler murder?Copy !req
195. Uh, uh, it's...
it's easy?Copy !req
196. Yes, it is easy.Copy !req
197. Alright, then on to
your other cause.Copy !req
198. "Saving films from
their directors".Copy !req
199. What got you boys
interested in this?Copy !req
200. Especially given your
pro-Toddler murder status.Copy !req
201. We believe that films have to be
taken away from people likeCopy !req
202. Steven spielberg and george
lucas because they're insane.Copy !req
203. I'm glad you said that, boys,
because joining us nowCopy !req
204. Are steven spielberg
and george lucas!Copy !req
205. Oh christ, agh!Copy !req
206. Hello, ted.
Hi, ted.Copy !req
207. Gentlemen, these toddler murder
fans think that you're insaneCopy !req
208. And shouldn't be allowed to
alter your films. Your response?Copy !req
209. Well, first of all,
both george and ICopy !req
210. Are very firmly against
the murdering of toddlers.Copy !req
211. Hear, hear.Copy !req
212. Dude, that's steven spielberg
and george lucas.Copy !req
213. Get me out of here!Copy !req
214. Please somebody get me
out of here!Copy !req
215. And as for
altering our films,Copy !req
216. All we're doing reaching a
new audience with our movies.Copy !req
217. As the makers of dreams, we like
to speak for the children.Copy !req
218. Uh, we thought we were
speaking for the children.Copy !req
219. Yeah, we're children.Copy !req
220. Look, if the beatles went back
and updated "the white album"Copy !req
221. Every few years,
what would we have now?Copy !req
222. Yeah, these guys are only
motivated by money, ted.Copy !req
223. How so?Copy !req
224. Think about it-
Jew.Copy !req
225. Jew.
Jew.Copy !req
226. Coincidence?Copy !req
227. I'm not a jew!Copy !req
228. You little brats- I mean,
you darling childrenCopy !req
229. Don't know what
you're talking about.Copy !req
230. Changing e.T. Was the
best thing I ever did.Copy !req
231. Dude, don't you see
that it's not?Copy !req
232. It'd be like changing
"raiders of the lost ark"!Copy !req
233. Wait a minute,
what did you say?Copy !req
234. That's brilliant!Copy !req
235. Yes, change raiders
of the lost ark,Copy !req
236. Why didn't we
think of it before?Copy !req
237. No! No!Copy !req
238. Members, this is our
darkest hour.Copy !req
239. We have just learned that
george lucas and steven spielbergCopy !req
240. Now intend to update and change
"raiders of the lost ark".Copy !req
241. There is only one way we can
stop this important,Copy !req
242. Historical piece of art
from being harmed.Copy !req
243. Mr. Secretary?Copy !req
244. Thank you.Copy !req
245. Our intelligence tells us that
the original negativeCopy !req
246. To raiders of the lost arkCopy !req
247. Is currently somewhere
in george lucas' house.Copy !req
248. We need to find
and usurp that negative.Copy !req
249. And if we can get a hold
of the negative,Copy !req
250. They can't change
the movie?Copy !req
251. That's our
understanding.Copy !req
252. Sounds like
a good idea to me!Copy !req
253. I don't want them to change
raiders of the lost ark!Copy !req
254. Yeah!Copy !req
255. We should get that negative
as soon as we get hat free!Copy !req
256. Yeah!Copy !req
257. Free hat!
Free hat!Copy !req
258. No, no, we need to do
this first.Copy !req
259. But we have to free hat.Copy !req
260. It's just that, you know,
he killed 23 babies.Copy !req
261. Yeah, but it was
in self-Defense!Copy !req
262. Yeah!
Yeah!Copy !req
263. He killed 23 babies
in self-Defense?Copy !req
264. Hat was attacked maliciously
and unprovokedCopy !req
265. By a gang of babies
in westown park.Copy !req
266. When that many babies
get togetherCopy !req
267. They can be like piranha.Copy !req
268. Three eyewitnesses
testified thatCopy !req
269. If hat hadn't killed those
babies, they'd a killed him!Copy !req
270. Yeah!
Free hat! Free hat!Copy !req
271. Alright, but right now
we gotta focus onCopy !req
272. Getting those original
prints of raiders.Copy !req
273. He's right,
we better split up.Copy !req
274. Some of you go with the boys
to get those film prints,Copy !req
275. The rest come with meCopy !req
276. To go talk to the governor
about freeing hat!Copy !req
277. Yeah!Copy !req
278. Free hat!
Free hat!Copy !req
279. Well, looks like we're gonna
have to do this ourselves.Copy !req
280. No, that's it!
I'm out!Copy !req
281. I can't deal with the stress
you guys create!Copy !req
282. We're just gonna
fly to californiaCopy !req
283. And break into george
lucas' house-Copy !req
284. What's stressful
about that?Copy !req
285. Aagh!Copy !req
286. Okay, tweek, let me
tell you something.Copy !req
287. You've been our new friend now
for two weeks, okay?Copy !req
288. And I've gotta be honest with
you, it isn't going well.Copy !req
289. People aren't that into you,
tweek, they find you annoying.Copy !req
290. Now I'd say you've got
one last shot here,Copy !req
291. And I don't want you
to blow it, okay?Copy !req
292. Does that help take
the stress off?Copy !req
293. Okay, go.Copy !req
294. I'm not breaking into
george lucas' house.Copy !req
295. I'm not breaking
into george lucas' house.Copy !req
296. I'm in a green field.Copy !req
297. Shut up, tweek, this is not
the time for "faggocity"!Copy !req
298. This looks like
the right room.Copy !req
299. I'm in a field,
surrounded by deer.Copy !req
300. Over here!Copy !req
301. That's it!Copy !req
302. Alright,
get it, tweek!Copy !req
303. Nu-Uh!Copy !req
304. Get it,
you piece of crapCopy !req
305. Before I grab your nutsack
and twist it!Copy !req
306. What are you doing?Copy !req
307. Oh god!
Oh Jesus!Copy !req
308. You're the boys from
that stupid club!Copy !req
309. Gimme that!Copy !req
310. Do with us
what you will, mr. Lucas,Copy !req
311. But please don't change
raiders of the lost ark.Copy !req
312. We're gonna
make it better.Copy !req
313. The movie is gonna be changed
and that is that!Copy !req
314. Alright, you asked for it.Copy !req
315. I'm afraid you
leave us no choice!Copy !req
316. It's time for plan b.!Copy !req
317. Aw, really?Copy !req
318. Oh god,
not plan b.!Copy !req
319. You have a heart
made of ice, mr. Lucas,Copy !req
320. So we're going to
melt your icy heartCopy !req
321. With a cool island song.Copy !req
322. Gentlemen?Copy !req
323. What?Copy !req
324. Hit it, tweek!Copy !req
325. Wait, wait!Copy !req
326. I thought we were gonna
cool his hot heartCopy !req
327. With a cool island song.Copy !req
328. No, he has a icy heart.Copy !req
329. But you can't melt ice with
a cool song, r-Tard!Copy !req
330. So we have to warm
his icy heartCopy !req
331. With a hot
island song?Copy !req
332. It's a cool island song!Copy !req
333. Then we're gonna end up
freezing his hellish heartCopy !req
334. With a cool island song.Copy !req
335. Aw, do we wanna
do that?Copy !req
336. Alright, that does it!Copy !req
337. Yes, thank you,
officer.Copy !req
338. The police are
on their way, boys.Copy !req
339. Soon you'll be in jail
getting rammed!Copy !req
340. Aagh!Copy !req
341. Those rams can do to us what
they will, mr. Lucas,Copy !req
342. But we'll never stop
trying to protect films!Copy !req
343. It's not too late
to do what's right.Copy !req
344. Give us the print.Copy !req
345. There's still some good
in you, mr. Lucas,Copy !req
346. We know there is!Copy !req
347. It is... too late
for me, boys.Copy !req
348. You yourself
led the campaignCopy !req
349. Against the colorization
of films.Copy !req
350. You understand why films
shouldn't be changed!Copy !req
351. That's different.Copy !req
352. These are my movies,
I made them,Copy !req
353. And I have the right to do
whatever I want with them.Copy !req
354. You're wrong,
mr. Lucas.Copy !req
355. They're not your movies,
they're ours.Copy !req
356. All of ours.Copy !req
357. We paid to go see them,Copy !req
358. And they're just as much a part
of our livesCopy !req
359. As they are of yours.Copy !req
360. When an artist creates,Copy !req
361. Whatever they create
belongs to society.Copy !req
362. Have I...
become so oldCopy !req
363. That I've forgotten what
being an artist is about?Copy !req
364. Give the print to us so that we
can protect it from spielbergCopy !req
365. And anyone else
who wants to alter it.Copy !req
366. Perhaps...
you are right.Copy !req
367. Stop!Copy !req
368. What are you
doing, george?Copy !req
369. Steven, I-Copy !req
370. Give me that print,
george.Copy !req
371. We need to make
the alterations.Copy !req
372. Steven, these boys
had a point.Copy !req
373. I don't remember what
it was, but it was good.Copy !req
374. You haven't let these
doe-Eyed childrenCopy !req
375. Affect your judgment,
have you, george?Copy !req
376. Don't forget-
You belong to me.Copy !req
377. Don't listen to him!Copy !req
378. You still have a chance to
preserve your film!Copy !req
379. I'm...
I'm sorry, boys.Copy !req
380. Ha ha ha-Haaaa!Copy !req
381. Now, take the children
prisoner!Copy !req
382. What?Copy !req
383. You troublemakers shall be
my guests of honorCopy !req
384. At the premiere of the new
raiders of the lost ark!Copy !req
385. Your gay little club
is over!Copy !req
386. You,
steven spielberg!Copy !req
387. Come on, you guys!Copy !req
388. Oh my god, they're
gonna kill us!Copy !req
389. Don't even
think about it, kid!Copy !req
390. I'm not afraid to use
this walkie-Talkie.Copy !req
391. The one with the cocaine
problem escaped, mein director!Copy !req
392. Leave him!Copy !req
393. Let him run back
to his mommy.Copy !req
394. We must get the film ready
for the premiere.Copy !req
395. Lucas! Come!Copy !req
396. It's the digitally
re-Enhanced re-ReleaseCopy !req
397. Of the very first, pilot episode
of "south park"!Copy !req
398. Yes, the classic, rough,
hand-Made first episodeCopy !req
399. Is getting a makeover
for 2002!Copy !req
400. The simple, funny aliens are now
super bad-Ass and cool!Copy !req
401. The flying saucer?Copy !req
402. No longer cheap construction
paper- But a 4.0 megapixelCopy !req
403. Non-Drop digital masterpiece
of technology!Copy !req
404. Yes, everything's new.
New is better!Copy !req
405. When we first made
south park,Copy !req
406. We didn't want to use
construction paper,Copy !req
407. We just had to
because it was cheap.Copy !req
408. Now with new technology we can
finally re-Master south parkCopy !req
409. To make it look sharp,
clean and focused.Copy !req
410. And expensive.Copy !req
411. Yes, all the charm of
the simple little cartoonCopy !req
412. Will melt before your eyesCopy !req
413. As it is replaced by newer and
more standardized animation!Copy !req
414. For instance, the scene
at the bus stop.Copy !req
415. We always meant to have imperial
walkers and giant dewback lizardsCopy !req
416. In the background, but
simply couldn't afford it.Copy !req
417. Get this special enhanced
version quick!Copy !req
418. Because another enhanced version
will likely be coming out for 2003!Copy !req
419. Members!Copy !req
420. Uh, oh Jesus-
You have to do something!Copy !req
421. Our club's president, treasurer,
and secretaryCopy !req
422. Have all been taken hostage
by steven spielberg!Copy !req
423. Agh!Copy !req
424. Prisoner?
You mean like hat?Copy !req
425. Yes, just like hat!Copy !req
426. But the governor
won't pardon hat,Copy !req
427. So how can we get him
out of prison?Copy !req
428. Yeah!Copy !req
429. No, listen to me!Copy !req
430. We're not talking about
hat right now, okay?Copy !req
431. Get it?Copy !req
432. Look, we went to
george lucas' houseCopy !req
433. And tried to melt his icy heart
with a warm island song,Copy !req
434. But then spielberg showed upCopy !req
435. And took three of
our members prisoner!Copy !req
436. They're going to premiere the
new raiders of the lost arkCopy !req
437. And we have to rescue them,
do you understand?Copy !req
438. Hey, he's got
a point there.Copy !req
439. Yeah, maybe we could melt
the governor's icy heartCopy !req
440. With a cool
island song!Copy !req
441. Yeah!
Let's go!Copy !req
442. No!Copy !req
443. No?Copy !req
444. No, he's right.Copy !req
445. We have to freeze his hot heart
with a cool island song!Copy !req
446. Or is it freshen his hot temper
with a cool island song?Copy !req
447. Let's cool his hot temper
with a fresh island song!Copy !req
448. That's it!Copy !req
449. Oh god, I'm gonna have to
do this myself!Copy !req
450. Oh god!Copy !req
451. Well, the print is finished
and the day has come!Copy !req
452. Tonight, steven spielberg
and george lucasCopy !req
453. Will be at the premiere of
the new, special editionCopy !req
454. Of raiders of the lost ark.Copy !req
455. Lots of celebrity guests
and other rich peopleCopy !req
456. Will be on hand to witness
all the updated effectsCopy !req
457. And modernized technology!Copy !req
458. Ho-Oh!Copy !req
459. The kid?Copy !req
460. The tweeked-Out kid?Copy !req
461. I'm gonna blow up
the print, spielberg!Copy !req
462. Your persistence
surprises even me.Copy !req
463. Surely you don't think you can
escape from this premiere?Copy !req
464. That depends on how reasonable
we're all willing to be.Copy !req
465. All I want
are my friends.Copy !req
466. Wow...Copy !req
467. Except for cartman,
you can keep him.Copy !req
468. Ah!Copy !req
469. And if we refuse?Copy !req
470. Then your premiere
has no movie!Copy !req
471. He's definitely
lost it.Copy !req
472. Yup.Copy !req
473. Okay, okay,
stand back.Copy !req
474. Stand back, back!Copy !req
475. Okay, kid, you win,
blow it up.Copy !req
476. Zuroch!
Zuroch!Copy !req
477. Blow it back to god.Copy !req
478. All your life has been the
pursuit of seeing a great film.Copy !req
479. This new version of raiders
has digital effectsCopy !req
480. Beyond your wildest dreams.Copy !req
481. You want to see it screened
just as much as I.Copy !req
482. Come on, tweek,
blow it up!Copy !req
483. Son, we are simply passing
through history.Copy !req
484. This- Is improved history.Copy !req
485. Do as you will.Copy !req
486. Haffaaa mali fi!Copy !req
487. Thanks for coming,
everyone!Copy !req
488. This is the birth
of the new versionCopy !req
489. Of raiders
of the lost ark!Copy !req
490. We shall screen it here
and then destroyCopy !req
491. All the old prints
in celebration!Copy !req
492. Hooray!Copy !req
493. Begin the film!Copy !req
494. Ohh, aaahh!Copy !req
495. You guys!Copy !req
496. Close your eyes,
don't look at it!Copy !req
497. What?Copy !req
498. Don't watch the movie,
you guys!Copy !req
499. It'll be terrible,
close your eyes!Copy !req
500. Oohhh...
aahh...Copy !req
501. It's beautiful!Copy !req
502. Wait a minute.Copy !req
503. This version
is awful!Copy !req
504. Yeah, they ruined it!Copy !req
505. Oh my god,
it's terrible!Copy !req
506. Aaaagh!Copy !req
507. You...
you guys okay?Copy !req
508. Yeah, I think so.Copy !req
509. Man, that new version
must've sucked balls.Copy !req
510. Today is a day
of celebration!Copy !req
511. And we owe it all to these
four brave, young boys!Copy !req
512. Yeah!
Alright!Copy !req
513. And thanks to the bravery of
this young man in particular-Copy !req
514. Hat mccullough is finally
free from prison!Copy !req
515. What?Copy !req
516. Hat! Hat! Hat!Copy !req
517. Thank you, everyone-
Kill the innocent!Copy !req
518. Uh, I'm so thankful for all your
support- Rape the virgin!Copy !req
519. And uh, I just wonder if I could
get a baby real quick?Copy !req
520. Sure, give that
man a baby!Copy !req
521. Come on, you guys,
let's get outta here.Copy !req
522. Oh my god!Copy !req
523. Do you think we did
a good thing, stan?Copy !req
524. I mean, no one even
seemed to notice.Copy !req
525. Yeah, well, sometimes
the things we doCopy !req
526. Don't matter right now.Copy !req
527. Sometimes they matter
later.Copy !req
528. We have to care more about later
sometimes, you know?Copy !req
529. I think that's what separates us
from the steven spielbergsCopy !req
530. And george lucases
of the world.Copy !req
531. That and youth-
Those guys are old.Copy !req
532. But what about the
original printsCopy !req
533. Of raiders
of the lost ark?Copy !req
534. What if somebody else takes
them and tries to change them?Copy !req
535. Don't worry, tweek,
it's somewhere safe,Copy !req
536. Somewhere where nobody
will ever find it.Copy !req