1. Parents, it's that
time of year againCopy !req
2. When the bishops and priests
from around the countryCopy !req
3. Are organizing the
young men's catholic retreat.Copy !req
4. This year, we're taking the boys
on a weekend boat trip,Copy !req
5. To discuss Jesus' role as the
navigator of our lives.Copy !req
6. That sounds
pretty fun!Copy !req
7. A catholic boat trip?Copy !req
8. Aghhhh!Copy !req
9. Aghhh!Copy !req
10. Excuse me...Copy !req
11. Look, I just don't think
it's the best ideaCopy !req
12. To let our boys go
on a cruise with the priest!Copy !req
13. We can't
let them go, can we?Copy !req
14. There's no way
my son's going.Copy !req
15. What are they
talking about?Copy !req
16. I don't know.Copy !req
17. Maybe they want
to kill us!Copy !req
18. With everything that's
been in the news,Copy !req
19. I think it's best we keep our
kids far away from the priest.Copy !req
20. Now come on,
everybodyCopy !req
21. Just because a few priests in
the country have been corruptCopy !req
22. It doesn't that all priests
are child molesters.Copy !req
23. Well sure, that's
easy for you to say,Copy !req
24. Your son's dead.Copy !req
25. But those of us
with alive childrenCopy !req
26. Need to be sure that father
maxi is on the up and up.Copy !req
27. I've heard about other towns
bringing in counselorsCopy !req
28. That know how to
find things out from kidsCopy !req
29. Without really telling them
what's going on.Copy !req
30. It couldn't hurt.Copy !req
31. Shhh-Shhh,
here he comes!Copy !req
32. Uh... goodbye,
everyone.Copy !req
33. 'Night!'Night!
'Night, father.Copy !req
34. Alright then, it's settled.Copy !req
35. Tomorrow we'll find
an outside counselor and...Copy !req
36. Find out the truth.Copy !req
37. Hi, boys, my name
is mrs. GaracheCopy !req
38. And I need to ask you
a few questionsCopy !req
39. About your priest, okay?Copy !req
40. Okay. Okay.
Alright.Copy !req
41. Okay... would you say that
father maxi is nice or mean?Copy !req
42. Nice.Cool.
He's fine.Copy !req
43. Okay, what words would you use
describe your church's priest?Copy !req
44. Compassionate.Copy !req
45. Okay... and did father maxi,
at any time,Copy !req
46. Ever try to put
something in your butt?Copy !req
47. In-In our butt?Copy !req
48. You don't need to be ashamed
or embarrassed, just-Copy !req
49. Did he ever try to
put anything in your butt?Copy !req
50. Like money, what?Copy !req
51. You mean like
a goldfish?Copy !req
52. No, no... did he ever
try to put anythingCopy !req
53. That belonged to him
in your butt?Copy !req
54. No.No.
No...Copy !req
55. This is ridiculous.Copy !req
56. Having to sit out
here waiting to find outCopy !req
57. If our priest
molested our kids!Copy !req
58. Yeah, what has catholicism
come to, anyway?Copy !req
59. You know, I think we've
just had it with the church.Copy !req
60. All the horrible things
they've done to kids.Copy !req
61. I think I'm going to
become an atheist!Copy !req
62. That's a good idea!Copy !req
63. I'm going to be
an atheist too!Copy !req
64. Let's all be atheists!Copy !req
65. Yeah! Yeah!
Yeah!Copy !req
66. If there was a god,Copy !req
67. Why would he let our kids be
molested in the first place?Copy !req
68. Yeah, let's
kill god, yeah!Copy !req
69. Well, let's
just be atheists.Copy !req
70. Same thing.Copy !req
71. Alright!
Yeah! Woo-Hoo!Copy !req
72. What would the priest...Copy !req
73. Possibly want to
put in our butts?Copy !req
74. Maybe- No...Copy !req
75. Hey, dudes.Copy !req
76. Hey.
Hey. Agh!Copy !req
77. What are you
guys doing?Copy !req
78. We had to go meet
with this counselor lady,Copy !req
79. And she asked us if the priest
ever put anything in our butts.Copy !req
80. In your butts?Copy !req
81. Yeah, isn't that
the damnedest thing?Copy !req
82. Why would he put
anything in your butts?Copy !req
83. We don't know, that's what
we're trying to figure out.Copy !req
84. Hmm...
hmm...Copy !req
85. Hello there, children!Copy !req
86. Chef!Copy !req
87. What would a priest
want to stick up my butt?Copy !req
88. Goodbye!Copy !req
89. Ugh, nobody's
going to tell us!Copy !req
90. This is going to
drive me insane!Copy !req
91. Calm down, tweek, there has to
be a rational explanation.Copy !req
92. Oh, dude, I think I might have it. What?Copy !req
93. It makes perfect sense...
okay, run with me on this:Copy !req
94. If you eat food, you crap out
your butt, right?Copy !req
95. Yeah...Copy !req
96. Alright, now keep with me here,
it gets a little complicated...Copy !req
97. If you eat food and
crap out your butt,Copy !req
98. Then maybe if you
stuck food in your buttCopy !req
99. You could crap
out your mouth.Copy !req
100. Hmm?Copy !req
101. Cartman, that's the dumbest
thing you've ever said!Copy !req
102. This week.Copy !req
103. That's not dumb
think about it!Copy !req
104. Food goes in the mouth,
comes out the buttCopy !req
105. Food goes in the butt,
comes out the mouth.Copy !req
106. That's not dumb,
that's genius.Copy !req
107. It wouldn't work!Copy !req
108. Have you ever tried it?Copy !req
109. I don't need to,
it wouldn't work!Copy !req
110. I'll bet you 20 bucks
it'll work!Copy !req
111. You're on,
fat boy!Copy !req
112. Okay, let's go, jew!Copy !req
113. Down with god!Copy !req
114. Stan, you're
an atheist now!Copy !req
115. You too, tweek!Copy !req
116. Down with god!Copy !req
117. I'm a what?Copy !req
118. Fathers, I want to
thank you all for coming.Copy !req
119. No, thank you
for finally organizingCopy !req
120. An all-Priest meeting,
father maxi.Copy !req
121. I think
we all agreeCopy !req
122. Something has
to be done quickly.Copy !req
123. Uh-Huh.
That's right!Copy !req
124. I don't know how
it has been for all of you,Copy !req
125. But attendance at my church
in fort rollins is down 63%.Copy !req
126. I'm down almost
70 in greenleaf.Copy !req
127. Yes, I'm afraid if things
keep going the way they are,Copy !req
128. We could lose
our entire religion!Copy !req
129. Yes, we've got to stop these
boys from going to the public!Copy !req
130. They've got to know
to keep their mouths shut.Copy !req
131. Yup! Uh-Huh!
Right!Copy !req
132. Right, and so-
Wait a minute, what?Copy !req
133. Yes, but we've got to
find out why these childrenCopy !req
134. Are suddenly finding
it necessary to reportCopy !req
135. That they're
being molested.Copy !req
136. Stop the problem
at its source.Copy !req
137. Yes, but how?Copy !req
138. Whoa, whoa-
Hold on a second.Copy !req
139. The problem is that
children are being molested,Copy !req
140. Not that they're
reporting it.Copy !req
141. How do you mean?Copy !req
142. Well, I mean, obviously
what we need to put a stop toCopy !req
143. Is all the
sexual misconductCopy !req
144. That is allowed to
take place in our churches.Copy !req
145. Not just tell the children
not to tell anybody about it.Copy !req
146. I mean, right?Copy !req
147. Did any of the children
you've molested come forward?Copy !req
148. No!
That's good.Copy !req
149. No, I mean,
I never molestedCopy !req
150. Any of the children
in my church!Copy !req
151. It's okay, father maxi,
we're all priests here,Copy !req
152. The doors are closed.Copy !req
153. For the love of god!Copy !req
154. Are you all saying
that you have engaged inCopy !req
155. Inappropriate relations
with your altar boys?Copy !req
156. We are here to
bring the light of god,Copy !req
157. Not harm the innocent!Copy !req
158. Ha, ha! Ha, ha!
Ha, ha!Copy !req
159. I'm serious!Copy !req
160. Father...
having sex with boysCopy !req
161. Is part of the catholic
priest's way of life.Copy !req
162. Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah.Copy !req
163. Dear god, this problem
is much more severeCopy !req
164. Than I could have
possibly imagined.Copy !req
165. I have to go to
the vatican and get help!Copy !req
166. Hghnn... hghh...Copy !req
167. Well, cartman?Copy !req
168. Hold on!Copy !req
169. God, let a man crap!Copy !req
170. Hgh... hgh...Copy !req
171. What's going on?Copy !req
172. Cartman shoved
food up his assCopy !req
173. And now he's trying
to crap out his mouth.Copy !req
174. Oh.Copy !req
175. Ugnh... hgnnnh...Copy !req
176. Well go on, smart-Ass, and do it!Copy !req
177. I'm doing it
a'ready!Copy !req
178. God, give me
a minute!Copy !req
179. You've had
five, dude!Copy !req
180. I can't do it with
you guys watching.Copy !req
181. Turn around.Copy !req
182. No, because you'll
just crap out your buttCopy !req
183. And then say it
came out your mouth!Copy !req
184. Do you really think I'd be
that deceitful, you guys?Copy !req
185. Oh goddammit, you guys,
I'm so seriously...Copy !req
186. Ugh... hgngg!Copy !req
187. Hwaaaaagh...Copy !req
188. Get the f-K
out of here!Copy !req
189. Yesss!Copy !req
190. Yes, I did it!Copy !req
191. I crapped out
my mouth!Copy !req
192. You owe me
20 bucks, dickface!Copy !req
193. There you go...
uh... gratsie.Copy !req
194. Wow...
I'm actually here!Copy !req
195. Vatican city!Copy !req
196. Your holiness, this is
father maxi from america,Copy !req
197. He has brought this all
to our attention.Copy !req
198. Your holiness.Copy !req
199. Rhohhh...Copy !req
200. Ado ramus te christe.Copy !req
201. In dominus reo.
In dominus reo.Copy !req
202. Cardinals, bishops
and priests.Copy !req
203. An american priest
by the name of maxiCopy !req
204. Has brought to our attention
the most troubling of news.Copy !req
205. All over his country,
there are reportsCopy !req
206. Of children being molested
by men of the church.Copy !req
207. If things
continue this wayCopy !req
208. We'll never be able to have
sex with young boys again!Copy !req
209. Yeah! Uh-Huh!
That's right!Copy !req
210. That's right-
Wait, what?Copy !req
211. In france as well, we are
finding it harder and harderCopy !req
212. To make love to our boys.Copy !req
213. In morocco they have
arrested five of my priests.Copy !req
214. It's only a matter of time
before they get the rest of us!Copy !req
215. Father maxi, what do
you suggest we doCopy !req
216. To not get caught?Copy !req
217. "Not get caught"?
No!Copy !req
218. I think what we should do
is not have sex with boys!Copy !req
219. Rumble, rumble.
Rumble, rumble.Copy !req
220. It is not written anywhereCopy !req
221. In the holy document
of vatican lawCopy !req
222. That sex with boys
is wrong.Copy !req
223. Maybe we need to change the
holy document of vatican law.Copy !req
224. Rumble! Rumble!
Aaagh!Copy !req
225. Speaking on behalf of
the british catholics,Copy !req
226. It is obvious
the priest doesn't realizeCopy !req
227. That the holy document of
vatican law cannot be changed!Copy !req
228. Yeah! True!
That's right!Copy !req
229. Yes, and speaking on behalf of
the gelgamek catholics,Copy !req
230. I believe we should move on to
other solutions to this problem.Copy !req
231. Rumble! Rumble!
Yeah!Copy !req
232. Gelgameks?Copy !req
233. Kyle, could you
help me out?Copy !req
234. I need some advice...Copy !req
235. What?Copy !req
236. It's just that...Copy !req
237. I can't decide what to buy
with your twenty dollars!Copy !req
238. I was thinking of getting this
megaman racer for 19.95Copy !req
239. Or I could get two broncos
trading packs for 10 apiece.Copy !req
240. And then I thought-Copy !req
241. Oh boy, now that
we're atheistsCopy !req
242. We don't have to pray
for our food!Copy !req
243. That's right,
everyone just dig in!Copy !req
244. So kids, anything fun happen
with your whole sunday off?Copy !req
245. Cartman shoved
his lunch up his assCopy !req
246. And crapped
out his mouth.Copy !req
247. Stanly!
What, he did!Copy !req
248. No, it doesn't
work that way, son.Copy !req
249. Yeah, it does.Copy !req
250. No, it doesn't.Copy !req
251. Yeah... it does.Copy !req
252. Hgh... hgh...Copy !req
253. Hughh...Copy !req
254. Hwaaaaaa...Copy !req
255. Honey!Copy !req
256. Honey, come quick!Copy !req
257. Look, people...
I'm just trying to sayCopy !req
258. That if we don't change the
holy document of vatican lawCopy !req
259. Then we might lose
everyone to atheism!Copy !req
260. What exactly do you
suggest we change, father maxi?Copy !req
261. Well for one...
no sex with boys.Copy !req
262. Rumble! Rumble!
Agh!Copy !req
263. The holy document
of vatican law states thatCopy !req
264. A priest, bishop or cardinal
cannot get married.Copy !req
265. So where are we
to get our sex?Copy !req
266. Well then perhaps we could
change the holy vatican lawCopy !req
267. To say that it's okay for a
priest or bishop or cardinalCopy !req
268. To have sex...Copy !req
269. With women.Copy !req
270. Hawhhh! Rumble!
Women!Copy !req
271. The gelgamek vagina
is three feet wideCopy !req
272. And filled with
razor-Sharp teeth!Copy !req
273. Do you really expect us
to have sex with them?Copy !req
274. Maybe we need to forget about
the gelgameks for a secondCopy !req
275. And focus on-Copy !req
276. Forget about
the gelgameks!Copy !req
277. I'm just saying that
what works on planet gelgamekCopy !req
278. Isn't necessarily going to
work for the rest of us.Copy !req
279. You see, that's the problem
we're having here.Copy !req
280. But the holy document of
vatican law cannot be changed!Copy !req
281. Why not?Copy !req
282. Because we don't know
where it is.Copy !req
283. You see, father, the holy
document of vatican lawCopy !req
284. Has hidden away deep in the
catacombs of st. Peters below us.Copy !req
285. Hidden away so that it
can never be changed.Copy !req
286. But if we locate it, we could
make changes to it?Copy !req
287. Ha!
Good luck, father!Copy !req
288. The document
is guarded byCopy !req
289. Water lizards, rattlesnakes
and sand traps.Copy !req
290. The fools who tried before to
recover it, met their death!Copy !req
291. Well we have to try,
our religion is dying!Copy !req
292. You guys, you guys, look!Copy !req
293. Agh!Copy !req
294. I went down to the bank,
and I got kyle's 20 dollar billCopy !req
295. Turned into 20
single dollar bills!Copy !req
296. So?Copy !req
297. So?Copy !req
298. So now I can do this...Copy !req
299. Yesssss... yyyyesss...
kyle's money...Copy !req
300. Mmmmm, kyle's money...Copy !req
301. Go f-K yourself,
cartman!Copy !req
302. Oh... feels so good
on my skin... mmmm...Copy !req
303. Get up, fat boy, I'm
gonna kick your ass!Copy !req
304. Geez, kyle, don't be
a sore loser.Copy !req
305. It's over, okay?
I won, let it go.Copy !req
306. So you crapped
out your mouth!Copy !req
307. Good for you!Copy !req
308. It's still stupid
and immature!Copy !req
309. Dude, look!Copy !req
310. Our top story tonight:Copy !req
311. The age-Old question
has been answered.Copy !req
312. "If I put food up my ass
will I crap out my mouth?"Copy !req
313. All over the country people are
discovering that yes,Copy !req
314. In fact, you will!Copy !req
315. The surgeon general
had this to say:Copy !req
316. and the immediate research
shows that the actCopy !req
317. Is not only amusing,
but in fact much healthierCopy !req
318. For our bodies
than the old way of eating.Copy !req
319. You see, food entering
through the anusCopy !req
320. Has the benefit of being broken
down on its way to the stomachCopy !req
321. Rather than afterward.Copy !req
322. Therefore, I believe that
intero-RectogestionCopy !req
323. Would actually put a stop to
high cholesterolCopy !req
324. And most kinds
of stomach cancers.Copy !req
325. And I base that
on absolutely nothing.Copy !req
326. The surgeon general's responseCopy !req
327. Has made americans change their
eating habits almost instantly.Copy !req
328. "That's stupid
and immature, cartman."Copy !req
329. It is stupid and immature!Copy !req
330. So you got people to crap out
their mouths, what do you want?Copy !req
331. A freaking medal?Copy !req
332. The mayor of south park has
announced thatCopy !req
333. For first discovering this
healthy way of eating,Copy !req
334. Young citizen eric cartman will
be given a freaking medal!Copy !req
335. Aaaghhg!Copy !req
336. Back now with more on
"martha stewart living".Copy !req
337. In the past few days we've all
heard of the benefitsCopy !req
338. Of intero-Rectogestion,
and so making foodsCopy !req
339. That can easily be inserted
into the ass is essential.Copy !req
340. Everyone knows that some foods
are simple to shove up the ass;Copy !req
341. Puddings, soups, raisins-Copy !req
342. This is a nice
raisin pudding right here-Copy !req
343. But we can also still
eat our favorite foods.Copy !req
344. What we're going to do today,Copy !req
345. Is prepare a thanksgiving turkey
for intero-Recto.Copy !req
346. The key to shoving
a turkey up your ass,Copy !req
347. Is first wrapping
it in string,Copy !req
348. Keeping the pointy wings
neatly at the side.Copy !req
349. Mrs. Stewart,
we have some questions.Copy !req
350. Not right now, I just want to
focus on my turkey right now.Copy !req
351. Now we're going to
baste the turkeyCopy !req
352. With lubricating gel
rather than with juice,Copy !req
353. This will help smooth the
insertion later on.Copy !req
354. We still bake at 400 degrees for
twenty minutes a pound...Copy !req
355. And when it's done we'll get
something like this.Copy !req
356. So now we're
ready to go.Copy !req
357. Looks delicious,
let's try it out!Copy !req
358. Ugnnn...Copy !req
359. Uuggghhhn...Copy !req
360. Yeah, get it up there,
yeah, uggnnnhhh, yeah!Copy !req
361. Agh... whew!Copy !req
362. And that is how
you eat a turkey.Copy !req
363. We'll be right back with more.Copy !req
364. Prego!Copy !req
365. Hello, my name is father maxi
from the united states.Copy !req
366. What do you seek, father?Copy !req
367. I'm trying to find the
holy document of vatican lawCopy !req
368. So that we can
make revisions to it.Copy !req
369. The gospel lies somewhere
beyond this door.Copy !req
370. But many trials
await thee inside.Copy !req
371. Only he whose heart
truly belongs to the lordCopy !req
372. Shall make it through.Copy !req
373. I have to try,
our religion is in troubleCopy !req
374. And that scroll
may be our only hope.Copy !req
375. Then prepare yourself.Copy !req
376. The time of trials begins...
ado ramus te christe!Copy !req
377. I wish you luck, father.Copy !req
378. Use all the strength, agility
and faith that you have.Copy !req
379. Very well...
here we go.Copy !req
380. Hmm, there's
a ladder up here...Copy !req
381. Oh my god, a rattlesnake!Copy !req
382. A way back up!Copy !req
383. I made it!Copy !req
384. Praise be to god,
he hath shown me the way.Copy !req
385. This must be it...Copy !req
386. The holy document
of vatican law.Copy !req
387. Well sharon and I are having
a great time being atheists.Copy !req
388. I for one can't believe
I used to live my lifeCopy !req
389. By what a very old and very
fictional book used to say!Copy !req
390. It's true, what do
a bunch of storiesCopy !req
391. About people in robes
slaughtering goatsCopy !req
392. Have to do with
today's world?Copy !req
393. Atheism has definitely
made our lives better.Copy !req
394. I made some quesadillas
if anybody wants some!Copy !req
395. Ooh! Ooh!
Ooh!Copy !req
396. And if anybody
needs to potty,Copy !req
397. There's a potty basket
right here.Copy !req
398. Oh thanks, sharon.Copy !req
399. For martha and I
we're worriedCopy !req
400. We might have a hard time
raising our son atheist.Copy !req
401. I mean- Oh, thank you.Copy !req
402. I mean it could end up
being very difficultCopy !req
403. Raising an atheist child
in such a christian society.Copy !req
404. I feel like everywhere
my poor son goesCopy !req
405. He's going to be
persecuted for his beliefs.Copy !req
406. That's true.Copy !req
407. If I'm going to
raise my son to be atheist,Copy !req
408. I don't want him saying
"under god" every day at school.Copy !req
409. That could really
damage him!Copy !req
410. "Under god" should be
taken out of the- Excuse me-Copy !req
411. Hhhhwaaaa...Copy !req
412. "Under god" should be taken out
of the pledge of allegiance.Copy !req
413. Yup! Yup!
I agree.Copy !req
414. And it should be taken
off of money as well.Copy !req
415. The religious right
in this countryCopy !req
416. Is trying to force our children
to believe what they-Copy !req
417. Hwaaaaaagh...Copy !req
418. And we can't let the religious
right corrupt our kids!Copy !req
419. Yeah! Yeah!
That's right.Copy !req
420. Cardinals, bishops
and priests!Copy !req
421. Father maxi has returned!Copy !req
422. And he has the holy document
of vatican law!Copy !req
423. How did he make it
past the water lizards?Copy !req
424. Yes, I have returned with the
holy document of vatican law,Copy !req
425. So can we please
change it nowCopy !req
426. To say it's not okay
to have sex with boys?Copy !req
427. Wait, wait!Copy !req
428. The pope wants
to say something!Copy !req
429. The pope says we shall
ask the highest source!Copy !req
430. Ahhhh! Ahh!Copy !req
431. Oh my!Copy !req
432. The holy one!Copy !req
433. Behold the great
queen spider!Copy !req
434. Hail, queen spider. Hail, queen spider.Copy !req
435. Queen spider?Copy !req
436. Oh, great queen spider,
we seek your guidance.Copy !req
437. What do you ask of me?Copy !req
438. Great queen spider,Copy !req
439. We wish to change
one of the vatican rules.Copy !req
440. The vatican rules
cannot be changed.Copy !req
441. So sayeth the spider.Copy !req
442. Go on, priest maxi,
see if you can convince her.Copy !req
443. All right,
that does it!Copy !req
444. I have had enough!Copy !req
445. You people have completely lost
touch with the outside world!Copy !req
446. You sit in this big room with your
gelgameks and your queen spiderCopy !req
447. And none of it applies to what
being a catholic is all about!Copy !req
448. But the holy document
of vatican law states that-Copy !req
449. To hell with the holy document
of vatican law!Copy !req
450. You guys, you guys!Copy !req
451. I took kyle's 20 dollars
down to the bank again,Copy !req
452. And I got it changed
into quarters!Copy !req
453. So?Copy !req
454. So now I can dump them
into this poolCopy !req
455. And swim in them
all day long!Copy !req
456. Yayyyy, kyle's money.Copy !req
457. Cartman, there's something
I need to tell you.Copy !req
458. Ooh, what's that, kyle?Copy !req
459. You were totally,
100% right.Copy !req
460. Huh... huh... what?Copy !req
461. You won the bet.Copy !req
462. You were
totally accurateCopy !req
463. About being able
to crap out your mouth,Copy !req
464. And I've just
been frustratedCopy !req
465. Because I didn't
think of it first.Copy !req
466. I want you to
enjoy that money becauseCopy !req
467. You really impressed me
with your insight,Copy !req
468. And I'm proud to
have you as a friend.Copy !req
469. You son-Of-A-Bitch, kyle!Copy !req
470. I hate you!Copy !req
471. Down with god!
Yeah! Atheists rule!Copy !req
472. Great news, stan,
the vatican is burning down!Copy !req
473. Score one
for us atheists!Copy !req
474. Come on, tweek, we're
gonna go watch on tv!Copy !req
475. Gone...
it's all gone.Copy !req
476. Well, thanks a lot,
father maxiCopy !req
477. You've killed
our religion.Copy !req
478. No, I didn't!Copy !req
479. All that's dead are
your stupid laws and rules.Copy !req
480. You've forgotten what
being a catholic is all about:Copy !req
481. This book...Copy !req
482. You see, these are
just stories.Copy !req
483. Stories that are meant to help
guide people in the right direction.Copy !req
484. Love your neighbor,
be a good person.Copy !req
485. That's it.Copy !req
486. And when you start
turning the storiesCopy !req
487. Well... well you
end up with this!Copy !req
488. People are
losing faith becauseCopy !req
489. They don't see how what you've turned
the religion into applies to them.Copy !req
490. They've lost touch with any idea
of any kind of religion,Copy !req
491. And when they have no mythology
to try and live their lives byCopy !req
492. They just start spewing a bunch
of crap out of their mouths!Copy !req
493. What was that
last bit?Copy !req
494. Look, I'm proud
to be a catholic.Copy !req
495. But I am a catholic
in the real world,Copy !req
496. In today's world.Copy !req
497. It's time for you all
to do that too.Copy !req
498. It is time... for change.Copy !req
499. He's right, sharon.Copy !req
500. We don't have to believe
every word of the bibleCopy !req
501. They're just stories
to help us live by.Copy !req
502. We shouldn't toss away
the lessons of the bibleCopy !req
503. Just because some assholes
in italy screwed it up.Copy !req
504. Oh, randy, I don't want to
put food up my butt anymore.Copy !req
505. Gang... I think maybe
we owe god an apology.Copy !req
506. Does this mean we have to
go to church on sundays again?Copy !req
507. No... it means
we get to, son.Copy !req
508. It means we get to.Copy !req
509. Hwaaaaa...Copy !req