1. I'm goin' down to South Park,
gonna have myself a time.Copy !req
2. Friendly faces everywhere.Copy !req
3. Humble folks
without temptation.Copy !req
4. Goin' down to South Park,
gonna leave my woes behind.Copy !req
5. Ample parking day or night.Copy !req
6. People spouting,
"Howdy, neighbor!"Copy !req
7. Heading on up to South Park,
gonna see if I can't unwind.Copy !req
8. Timmy, Timmy, Timmy, Timmy.Copy !req
9. Timmy, Timmy,
liv-a-la, Timmy!Copy !req
10. Come on down to South Park
and meet some friends of mine.Copy !req
11. Okay, now,
put on the nose, Tweek.Copy !req
12. - I can't! You do it!
- Just stick it on!Copy !req
13. But what if I put it
in the wrong place?Copy !req
14. Just put it between its eyes.Copy !req
15. Aah! But what if,
while I'm putting on the nose,Copy !req
16. the snowman comes to life
and tries to kill me?Copy !req
17. Tweek, when has
that ever happened,Copy !req
18. - except for that one time?
- Yeah!Copy !req
19. - Hey, fellas!
- Oh, hey, Butters.Copy !req
20. How are things going
with your new best friend?Copy !req
21. Well, Tweek's okay.Copy !req
22. But he's certainly no Kenny!Copy !req
23. Yeah, but he's still
better than you, Butters.Copy !req
24. - Yeah.
- Well, that's good.Copy !req
25. Good luck
being their new friend, Tweek.Copy !req
26. Hopefully, you'll do better
than me.Copy !req
27. See ya, fellas.Copy !req
28. Oh, man!
That is way too much pressure!Copy !req
29. You guys! You guys!
You're not gonna believe it!Copy !req
30. Everything's gonna
be okay, you guys!Copy !req
31. Life isn't so crappy after all!Copy !req
32. - It's not?
- No!Copy !req
33. I was looking in this magazine,Copy !req
34. and I found an ad
for little ocean creaturesCopy !req
35. that you can buy
and raise in your room!Copy !req
36. No way.Copy !req
37. Look!Copy !req
38. "Sea-People."Copy !req
39. You keep them
in a big tank of water,Copy !req
40. and they, like, build castles
and play basketball and stuff.Copy !req
41. - Nuh-unh.
- Yeah!Copy !req
42. And look, they ride around
on turtles,Copy !req
43. and they play games with fish!Copy !req
44. No way.Copy !req
45. Okay, Kyle, you're being
a Negative Nancy.Copy !req
46. Stop it, okay,
unless you want everyoneCopy !req
47. to call you Negative Nancy
from now on.Copy !req
48. Now, what we need
is to all chip in $4,Copy !req
49. and we can
have them here tomorrow.Copy !req
50. Only $16? They can't be cool
if they're only $16.Copy !req
51. If Nancy
doesn't want to chip in,Copy !req
52. then it will be
$5.35 per person.Copy !req
53. All right, I'll chip in.Copy !req
54. - Aah! Me too!
- All right.Copy !req
55. Butters, don't forget
dinner is in two hours!Copy !req
56. Okay, Mom. I'm just gonna be
up here doing my homework.Copy !req
57. Yes, by day, he's mild-mannered,
sweet, and innocent Butters.Copy !req
58. But...Copy !req
59. nobody knows he actually
has a dark underside...Copy !req
60. Professor Chaos!Copy !req
61. Ha ha! Time to wreak havoc
on the world that shunned me!Copy !req
62. Professor Chaos!Copy !req
63. Ah, my faithful companion
in world destruction,Copy !req
64. - General Disarray.
- I have done as you askedCopy !req
65. and brought the first load
of scrap wood.Copy !req
66. Excellent, General Disarray.Copy !req
67. Now we can begin my most
horrible, evil plan yetCopy !req
68. to wreak havoc on humanity.Copy !req
69. What dastardly deed
are we doing now?Copy !req
70. Simple, my dear general.Copy !req
71. We are going to
block out the sun!Copy !req
72. - Whoa!
- Ah, yes!Copy !req
73. I have plotted for weeksCopy !req
74. and figured that if we
build a huge wooden shadeCopy !req
75. 80 feet high and 50 feet wide
precisely on this hill,Copy !req
76. South Park will forever
be cast in a great shadow!Copy !req
77. Oh, awesome!Copy !req
78. Soon, all people will
have to live like moles!Copy !req
79. They will live only
to remember with sorrowCopy !req
80. how great the sun used to be!Copy !req
81. Cool, it'll be just like
on "The Simpsons."Copy !req
82. - Huh?
- They did thatCopy !req
83. on "The Simpsons."Copy !req
84. I think it was
the Mr. Burns character.Copy !req
85. He tried to block
Springfield from the sun.Copy !req
86. He did?
Aw, heck!Copy !req
87. I thought I was being original.Copy !req
88. So, how do we build it?Copy !req
89. Aw, I don't want to do it now,Copy !req
90. not if they already did it
on "The Simpsons."Copy !req
91. I gotta think of something else.Copy !req
92. God damn it, how come every time
I think of something clever,Copy !req
93. "The Simpsons" already did it?Copy !req
94. Sea-People...Copy !req
95. coming in the mail tomorrow.Copy !req
96. Yes... yes!Copy !req
97. Look at me, I'm livin' free.Copy !req
98. Free and clean
amongst the Sea-People.Copy !req
99. We look for pirates
and search for gold.Copy !req
100. Life is an adventure
with the Sea-People.Copy !req
101. They don't ever complain,
they don't call me fat.Copy !req
102. They don't make me do homework
or nothin' like that.Copy !req
103. This is the way
life was meant to be.Copy !req
104. Laughin' and singin',
Sea-People and me.Copy !req
105. Sea-People and me, you guys.Copy !req
106. Only three more hours,
Sea-People...Copy !req
107. Only three more hours,
and you can take me awayCopy !req
108. from this crappy Goddamn planet
full of hippies.Copy !req
109. Okay, I've added
the water purifier tabletCopy !req
110. to the Sea-People kingdom tank.Copy !req
111. Now it says, "Step two...Copy !req
112. Add the Sea-People eggs
to the water.Copy !req
113. You will see sea life
spring instantly."Copy !req
114. Okay, let's just run through
this one more time.Copy !req
115. When the Sea-People arrive,
I will welcome themCopy !req
116. to South Park
as ambassador of Earth.Copy !req
117. Tweek, you give them
the key to the city,Copy !req
118. and we'll all engage them
in simple conversation.Copy !req
119. We've got to make Sea-People
feel comfortable, okay? Ready?Copy !req
120. Ready. Let's see 'em.Copy !req
121. Hold the sign up, Kyle!Copy !req
122. Higher, Kyle!Copy !req
123. Okay.Copy !req
124. Here we go.Copy !req
125. Are they playing basketball?Copy !req
126. What the fuck is this?Copy !req
127. Hey, these are brine shrimp.
I used to feed them to my fish.Copy !req
128. - I got ripped off!
- I told you, Cartman.Copy !req
129. Oh, shut up, Kyle!
Shut your Goddamn Jew mouth!Copy !req
130. You people are why there's
war in the Middle East!Copy !req
131. And you, Tweek,
why don't you learnCopy !req
132. to button your shirt right
for once?Copy !req
133. You're as bad as Stan
with his stupid girlfriend,Copy !req
134. always spending time with her!Copy !req
135. God, I hate you guys!Copy !req
136. They were supposed
to take me awayCopy !req
137. to their underwater kingdom.Copy !req
138. They were supposed to take me
on adventures of the deep!Copy !req
139. They package brine shrimp
and sell them to kids?Copy !req
140. That's not right, man!Copy !req
141. What are we gonna do with them?Copy !req
142. Who cares?
Throw 'em away!Copy !req
143. Hey, let's pour them
in the teacher's coffeeCopy !req
144. - tomorrow morning.
- Yeah, that'd be funny!Copy !req
145. Heh heh, okay!Copy !req
146. All right, listen to me.Copy !req
147. We must take
a strict vow of silence.Copy !req
148. Jesus Christ!
We killed her!Copy !req
149. Shh! Tweek!
Shut the hell up!Copy !req
150. General Disarray,
are your parents home?Copy !req
151. - No.
- I've done it, General Disarray!Copy !req
152. I've completed my
most horrible deed to date!Copy !req
153. - What?
- You know that big statueCopy !req
154. in the town square
of pioneer John Wesley Powell?Copy !req
155. I snuck over there
with a hacksaw,Copy !req
156. and I cut off his head!Copy !req
157. Yeah!Copy !req
158. They're probably
just realizing it now!Copy !req
159. Quick!
We must turn on the news!Copy !req
160. But Hillary Clinton's assCopy !req
161. just keeps getting bigger.Copy !req
162. Also in the news tonight,Copy !req
163. a vandal has apparently
cut off and stolenCopy !req
164. the head of the Powell statue
in the South Park town square.Copy !req
165. Look! Look! I made the news!
I've wreaked havoc!Copy !req
166. The head was taken
in the early morning hours,Copy !req
167. and the police have no leads.Copy !req
168. I finally made the world sorry!Copy !req
169. I brought sadness and chaos!Copy !req
170. This act, of course,
reminded us all of the timeCopy !req
171. that Bart Simpson took the head
of the Springfield statueCopy !req
172. in one of their
classic episodes.Copy !req
173. Here's what some people
had to say.Copy !req
174. "Well, I think whoever
took the headCopy !req
175. was really just doing
an homage to 'The Simpsons. 'Copy !req
176. I think it's great!"Copy !req
177. "Yes, it really made me reflectCopy !req
178. on that episode and laugh."Copy !req
179. "Well, 'The Simpsons'
is such a great show,Copy !req
180. and we need reminders like this
to keep us watching."Copy !req
181. Aw... oh, son of a bitch.Copy !req
182. The police say that instead of
looking for the missing head,Copy !req
183. they'd rather leave it offCopy !req
184. and be reminded of
'The Simpsons' every day.Copy !req
185. Why didn't you tell me
"The Simpsons" already did that?Copy !req
186. You seemed so proud.
I didn't want to bum you out.Copy !req
187. Stupid "Simpsons."Copy !req
188. Hello, there, Phillip!
I brought you something!Copy !req
189. Ooh, what is it?Copy !req
190. See? We're just watching
cartoons, like always.Copy !req
191. - Nothing's changed.
- Jesus Christ! She's dead!Copy !req
192. Stop it, Tweek! We're pretending
like nothing happened.Copy !req
193. Phillip, I think
I may have accidentallyCopy !req
194. killed Celine Dion!Copy !req
195. Killing is never an accident,Copy !req
196. you dick face!Copy !req
197. Oh, Jesus.
Change the channel!Copy !req
198. And, in other news,Copy !req
199. still no cause of death foundCopy !req
200. for elementary schoolteacher
Diane Choksondik.Copy !req
201. However, doctors say
that during the autopsy,Copy !req
202. they did find semen
in her stomach.Copy !req
203. They found the sea men!Copy !req
204. It's only a matter of time
before they find the women, too!Copy !req
205. The autopsy is ongoing,Copy !req
206. and cause of death
has yet to be determined.Copy !req
207. - Oh, God!
- We're dead!Copy !req
208. Oh, Jesus!
That's it, man!Copy !req
209. I want nothing more
to do with you guys!Copy !req
210. Tweek, where are you going?Copy !req
211. They're gonna find you out,
and when they do,Copy !req
212. I don't want to be
within 50 feet of you!Copy !req
213. - You're gonna fry, man!
- Hey, Tweek,Copy !req
214. you're in this
just as much as we are!Copy !req
215. What?
I told you not to putCopy !req
216. the Sea-People in her coffee!Copy !req
217. I wasn't even there
when you did it!Copy !req
218. Yeah, but you're our new friend,Copy !req
219. and that makes you co-pee-able.Copy !req
220. In fact, it makes you
the most responsible.Copy !req
221. Tweek, you might have to
take the fall on this one.Copy !req
222. Oh, well,
hello, there, children!Copy !req
223. Chef, we did
something kind of bad.Copy !req
224. We don't know
who else to talk to.Copy !req
225. Oh, I'm sure your little cracker
problems ain't all that bad.Copy !req
226. Come on in.Copy !req
227. Now, just sit down
and take a deep breath,Copy !req
228. and tell ol' Chef
what's going on.Copy !req
229. We need you to promise
not to tell anybody.Copy !req
230. Now, children,
every problem can be worked out.Copy !req
231. What was it?Copy !req
232. We killed our teacher,Copy !req
233. and they found
our sea men in her stomach.Copy !req
234. Oh, children, that's a problem
we all have to faceCopy !req
235. one time or another.Copy !req
236. Here, let me sing you a little
song that might cheer you up.Copy !req
237. Sometimes you
kill your teacher.Copy !req
238. And they find your semen
in her stomach and the...Copy !req
239. Wait! What the... What?Copy !req
240. So, what should we do?Copy !req
241. Wow, I guess this
really is a big deal.Copy !req
242. We've only got
one option, you guys.Copy !req
243. We're gonna have to go
to that hospitalCopy !req
244. where they're doing the autopsyCopy !req
245. and get our sea men
back ourselves.Copy !req
246. I pulled out my hair!Copy !req
247. Okay.
How about this, Dougie?Copy !req
248. I'm going to pose
as a real-estate agentCopy !req
249. and con everyone in town
into buying a monorail,Copy !req
250. and then skip town
with all their money!Copy !req
251. - No?
- "Simpsons" did it.Copy !req
252. They did it in episode 204.Copy !req
253. Okay, then I'm gonna
start a websiteCopy !req
254. to spread vicious rumors
about everyone in town!Copy !req
255. And then, I'll take...
"Simpsons" did it.Copy !req
256. I'll bury a skeleton
wearing angel wingsCopy !req
257. so that the townspeople will
think a fallen angel has...Copy !req
258. "Simpsons" did it!Copy !req
259. - This is it.
- All right.Copy !req
260. Everyone scatter
and look for the sea men.Copy !req
261. Tweek, stay by the door
and keep a lookout.Copy !req
262. If you see anybody coming,
say the code word...Copy !req
263. - "Hammertime".
- Hammertime?Copy !req
264. Can't the code word
just be "look out"?Copy !req
265. I won't remember "Hammertime"!Copy !req
266. Just remember the song
"Can't Touch This,"Copy !req
267. and you'll remember
the code word.Copy !req
268. - Yeah, stupid.
- Oh, God!Copy !req
269. There's nothing here.Copy !req
270. Dude, it's probably
still in her stomach.Copy !req
271. Is it her?Copy !req
272. Yeah, it's Ms. Choksondik,
all right.Copy !req
273. What do we do now?Copy !req
274. Just reach in there and get
the sea men out of her stomach.Copy !req
275. Oh, God, you guys
are such pussies.Copy !req
276. You guys!Copy !req
277. Ham... Hammer...Copy !req
278. I can't remember the code word!Copy !req
279. - Can you see the Sea-People?
- No, just a bunch of goo.Copy !req
280. You guys! Uh...Copy !req
281. Dun dun-dun-dun, dun-dun,
dun-dun, can't touch this.Copy !req
282. Dun dun-dun-dun, dun-dun,
dun-dun, can't touch this.Copy !req
283. - Ms. Choksondik stinks inside.
- Yeah.Copy !req
284. Dun-dun, dun-dun,
can't touch this.Copy !req
285. Dun dun-dun-dun,
dun-dun, dun-dun.Copy !req
286. Stop. Hammertime!Copy !req
287. - Aah!
- Quick, hide!Copy !req
288. Yeah, well, at least
we got Shannon Sharpe back.Copy !req
289. All right, let's just leave the
semen sample next to the corpse.Copy !req
290. I want to run
a hair fiber test next.Copy !req
291. Hey, do you smell children?Copy !req
292. No, that's not...Copy !req
293. - Got it!
- Let's go!Copy !req
294. Blagh! Ugh!Copy !req
295. Bring the World Cup
to South ParkCopy !req
296. so that a huge soccer riot
can destroy...Copy !req
297. "Simpsons" did it!
"Simpsons" did it!Copy !req
298. Take all the beer cans
in South ParkCopy !req
299. and have them shaken up
in a huge mixerCopy !req
300. at the paint store,
so that they...Copy !req
301. Episode 9F17, entitled
"So It's Come to This."Copy !req
302. Fine! Then maybe I'll just
forget about destroying the townCopy !req
303. and just run away
and join the circus!Copy !req
304. "Simpsons" did it.Copy !req
305. There, we just put
the Sea-PeopleCopy !req
306. back in the tank
with the others,Copy !req
307. and nobody will ever know.Copy !req
308. The blood is washed
neatly from our hands.Copy !req
309. All right, children,Copy !req
310. I got you 4 tickets
to Thailand and $300 cash.Copy !req
311. It's gonna be
tough living for a while.Copy !req
312. You might have to do
some things for moneyCopy !req
313. you never thought
of doing before.Copy !req
314. It's all right, Chef,
we got our Sea-PeopleCopy !req
315. out of the teacher's stomach,Copy !req
316. and we put them back
in their aquarium.Copy !req
317. Wait, what?
"Sea-People"?Copy !req
318. The Sea-People that we put
in the teacher's coffee!Copy !req
319. Uh, maybe you better
start from the beginning.Copy !req
320. and then we put them
back in the tank.Copy !req
321. Oh, children, you misunderstood!Copy !req
322. Sea-People is
different from se-men!Copy !req
323. - It is?
- Yes!Copy !req
324. That stuff that was in that vial
didn't come from you.Copy !req
325. It came from someone else!Copy !req
326. I thought you children
took turns rapingCopy !req
327. and then murdered the teacher.Copy !req
328. If they found somebody
else's sea men in her stomach,Copy !req
329. maybe they'll find
our Sea-People, too!Copy !req
330. Relax, children!Copy !req
331. Drinking some brine shrimp
can't kill you.Copy !req
332. Your teacher must have died
from something else.Copy !req
333. Oh, really?Copy !req
334. Aah! I'm so relieved! Aaah!Copy !req
335. All right, you children
have had a long night.Copy !req
336. Why don't we all get some rest?Copy !req
337. And on Monday, I'll sing you
a song explaining the differenceCopy !req
338. between semen and Sea-People.Copy !req
339. Come on, children,
I'll walk you all home.Copy !req
340. Okay, good night, Cartman.Copy !req
341. Night, guys.Copy !req
342. I'm so glad we're not murderers.Copy !req
343. Ah, it's so greatCopy !req
344. that everything
is finally back to normal.Copy !req
345. You guys! Come quick!Copy !req
346. You won't believe it!Copy !req
347. Oh, no. What now?Copy !req
348. Those sea men
from the teacher's stomachCopy !req
349. somehow combined with
the remaining Sea-PeopleCopy !req
350. we had left in the tank,
and... Well, look!Copy !req
351. How?
How did that happen?Copy !req
352. I've been up for hours
doing some calculations,Copy !req
353. and I've come up with my final
theory of composite dynamics.Copy !req
354. Sea-People plus sea men
equals...Copy !req
355. SeaCiety.Copy !req
356. They've already accomplished
so much.Copy !req
357. They're like bacteria!Copy !req
358. Small organisms live
much faster livesCopy !req
359. and do things
at a much faster rate.Copy !req
360. That's right, Tweek,
and if my theory is correct,Copy !req
361. all we need is to get more
of the two reacting agents,Copy !req
362. and we can really
see them thrive.Copy !req
363. Tweek!Copy !req
364. You go and send away
for more Sea-PeopleCopy !req
365. from the magazine ad.Copy !req
366. Get at least five gallons
of them here, stat!Copy !req
367. Stan and Kyle, you go find
a bigger fishtankCopy !req
368. to put them all in!Copy !req
369. - What are you gonna do?
- Me?Copy !req
370. I'm gonna go out on the town
and find 10 gallons of sea men.Copy !req
371. I have done it,
General Disarray.Copy !req
372. I've watched all 132 episodes
of "The Simpsons"... twice...Copy !req
373. And I have finally
come up with somethingCopy !req
374. that they have never done.Copy !req
375. Behold!
This device that I madeCopy !req
376. will take the cherries out
of chocolate-covered cherriesCopy !req
377. and replace the inside instead
with two-month-old mayonnaise.Copy !req
378. People will think that they
are gonna get a biteCopy !req
379. of a sweet, delicious cherry,Copy !req
380. but instead,
they'll get a mouthfulCopy !req
381. of yucky, sticky mayonnaise!Copy !req
382. You've never seen this
on "The Simpsons," right?Copy !req
383. No, I think "The Simpsons"
would be more clever than that.Copy !req
384. Good! Then let us take
my machine outsideCopy !req
385. and make society
finally pay for shunning us.Copy !req
386. Tonight on "The Simpsons,"Copy !req
387. it's a laugh-a-rama
when Bart builds a machineCopy !req
388. that takes the cherries out
of chocolate-covered cherriesCopy !req
389. and replaces it instead
with mayonnaise.Copy !req
390. No. No, no! It can't be!Copy !req
391. Uh-oh, "Simpsons" did it!
"Simpsons" did it!Copy !req
392. No! No!Copy !req
393. "Simpsons" did it!
"Simpsons" did it!Copy !req
394. Don't have a cow, man.Copy !req
395. Oh, sweet Jesus!Copy !req
396. - Can I help you?
- Yes, my mommy told meCopy !req
397. this is where I could find
some sea men.Copy !req
398. - Your mom told you?
- Do you have them or not?Copy !req
399. We sell semen, yes,
but not normally to children.Copy !req
400. - What's your name?
- Frances Bellman.Copy !req
401. Frances, let's talk.
I don't want a bunchCopy !req
402. of bull crap from you.Copy !req
403. You don't want a bunch
of bull crap from me.Copy !req
404. Right? Where does that
get us? Nowhere.Copy !req
405. The truth is,
I'm completely certifiedCopy !req
406. to handle sea men.
And though I may appear young,Copy !req
407. I'm one of the leading sea men
authorities of the Midwest...Copy !req
408. Up-and-comer.
You know what I'm saying?Copy !req
409. Have my own business soon,Copy !req
410. and I'll need people
to help me run it.Copy !req
411. I'm talking about you, Frances,
and I'm talkingCopy !req
412. about a six-figure income...
How's that sound?Copy !req
413. Everything we supply here
is by a quarter-ounce,Copy !req
414. one donor, certified,
on record.Copy !req
415. I see, very interesting.Copy !req
416. - What are you doing?
- Let's take a look here.Copy !req
417. Seems like quality stuff
you got here, Frances.Copy !req
418. Yeah, good texture,
nice consistency.Copy !req
419. Sea men must be alive
and healthy in there.Copy !req
420. - I'll take five.
- Five? Vials?Copy !req
421. - No, gallons.
- We don't have that much here.Copy !req
422. Damn it!
Give me all you got then!Copy !req
423. No! No!Copy !req
424. "Simpsons" did it!
"Simpsons" did it!Copy !req
425. Hey, let me on!
Let me on!Copy !req
426. Sit down and shut up!Copy !req
427. Butters, have you seen Mr. Hat?Copy !req
428. Hello, there, children!Copy !req
429. Aah! Nooo!Copy !req
430. What the hell's wrong with him?Copy !req
431. Look, the Sea-People
have evolvedCopy !req
432. to an Egyptian-like culture!Copy !req
433. Soon they'll discover
frozen foods! Aah!Copy !req
434. That should be enough water,
Kyle.Copy !req
435. You got the new
Sea-People packets, Tweek?Copy !req
436. - Aah!
- Well, drop 'em in!Copy !req
437. And I've got the sea men.Copy !req
438. Wow, that's a lot of sea men
you got there, Cartman.Copy !req
439. Yeah, I bought all
that I could at this bank,Copy !req
440. and then I got the rest from
this guy, Ralph, in an alley.Copy !req
441. - That's cool.
- Yeah, and the sweet thing is,Copy !req
442. the stupid asshole didn't even
charge me money for it!Copy !req
443. He just made me close my eyes
and suck it out of a hose.Copy !req
444. Heh! There we go.Copy !req
445. Okay, now let's put
the SeaCiety in its new home.Copy !req
446. Nothing to do now but wait.Copy !req
447. Close your eyes
and suck it out of a hose?Copy !req
448. Uh-huh, suck it out
of a hose, yeah.Copy !req
449. Oh, my God!Copy !req
450. Their tiny
underwater civilizationCopy !req
451. has advanced hundreds of years!Copy !req
452. Look! There's a library
and a temple and a...Copy !req
453. Oh... they think I'm God.Copy !req
454. Yes!Copy !req
455. I am god of the Sea-People!Copy !req
456. You hear that?Copy !req
457. I am god of the Sea-People!Copy !req
458. I am master of their
great sunken empire!Copy !req
459. Mom!
I'm god of the Sea-People!Copy !req
460. That's nice, poopie.Copy !req
461. And in other South Park news,Copy !req
462. elementary schoolteacher
Ms. Choksondik's autopsyCopy !req
463. has shown that
the semen in her stomachCopy !req
464. belonged to school counselor
Mr. Mackey.Copy !req
465. However, the semen apparentlyCopy !req
466. did not contribute
to the death,Copy !req
467. and so Mr. Mackey's identity
is to remain anonymous.Copy !req
468. - Hey, Butters!
- Hey, Butters!Copy !req
469. - Aah!
- Hey, what are you doing, man?Copy !req
470. Cartman said he has something
really cool to show everybody.Copy !req
471. - You got to come.
- Cartman?Copy !req
472. Behold!
You all see my tiny minionsCopy !req
473. groveling at my likeness!Copy !req
474. I am Eric Cartman, God.Copy !req
475. Hey! We paid for
the Sea-People, too.Copy !req
476. How come they're not
making statues of us?Copy !req
477. Be ye not jealous, Jew.
I am creator of all things, yea.Copy !req
478. That is very impressive, Eric.Copy !req
479. What do you intend to do
with your underwater society?Copy !req
480. I'm gonna send a message
to my peopleCopy !req
481. and tell them to
develop a great machineCopy !req
482. that will shrink me
down to their sizeCopy !req
483. so I can
live amongst them forever!Copy !req
484. A-hah-hah-hah-hah!Copy !req
485. What the hell is wrong
with you, Butters?Copy !req
486. They did that on
"The Simpsons"! Ha!Copy !req
487. "Treehouse of Horror,"
episode 4F02, "The Genesis Tub"!Copy !req
488. Lisa loses a tooth,
and the bacteria on itCopy !req
489. starts to grow
and makes a little society,Copy !req
490. and they build a statue of her,
thinking she's God!Copy !req
491. - So?
- Yeah, so?Copy !req
492. Dude, "The Simpsons" has done
everything already. Who cares?Copy !req
493. Yeah, dude. They've been on
the air for like 13 years.Copy !req
494. Of course
they've done everything.Copy !req
495. Every idea has
been done, Butters,Copy !req
496. even before "The Simpsons."Copy !req
497. Yeah... In fact,
that episode was a rip-offCopy !req
498. of a "Twilight Zone" episode.Copy !req
499. Really? So I shouldn't care
if I come up with an ideaCopy !req
500. and "The Simpsons"
already did it.Copy !req
501. It... doesn't matter.Copy !req
502. Everything is back to normal!Copy !req
503. I think... I think I can go backCopy !req
504. to trying to destroy
the world again!Copy !req
505. - Good for you!
- Yeah, that's great, Butters.Copy !req
506. Now get the hell
out of my room.Copy !req
507. I feel like a spring chicken!Copy !req
508. I'm ready to wreak havoc
once again!Copy !req
509. Hey, look, everybody!Copy !req
510. The other side of the aquarium
is building another statue!Copy !req
511. Hey, it's Tweek!Copy !req
512. Me? Oh, man!
I don't want to be a god!Copy !req
513. - That is way too much pressure!
- That is bull crap!Copy !req
514. You better stop worshiping him,
Sea-People!Copy !req
515. What's going on now?Copy !req
516. The Sea-People
from Cartman's sideCopy !req
517. are suicide-bombing
the buildings on Tweek's side!Copy !req
518. Yeah! Go!Copy !req
519. Now what's happening?Copy !req
520. The Sea-People on Tweek's sideCopy !req
521. just suicide-bombed
the Cartman statue!Copy !req
522. Oh, God damn it!Copy !req
523. Oh, no!
Oh, the humanity!Copy !req
524. Well, it was a nice project
while it lasted, boys.Copy !req
525. Yeah, but I guess this provesCopy !req
526. that war is
the natural order of life.Copy !req
527. Why can't societies
just live in peace?Copy !req