1. Okay, now put on
the nose, tweek.Copy !req
2. I can't!
You do it!Copy !req
3. Just stick it on!Copy !req
4. But what if I put it
in the wrong place?Copy !req
5. Just put it
between its eyes!Copy !req
6. Agh! But what if while
I'm putting on the nose,Copy !req
7. The snow man comes to life
and tries to kill me?Copy !req
8. Tweek, when has
that ever happenedCopy !req
9. Except for
that one time?Copy !req
10. Yeah!Copy !req
11. Hey fellas!Copy !req
12. Oh, hey butters.Copy !req
13. How are things going
with your new best friend?Copy !req
14. Well, tweek's okay,Copy !req
15. But he's certainly
no kenny!Copy !req
16. Agh!Copy !req
17. Yeah, but he's still
better than you, butters.Copy !req
18. Well, that's good.Copy !req
19. Good luck being their
new friend, tweek.Copy !req
20. Hopefully you'll do
better than me.Copy !req
21. See ya, fellas.Copy !req
22. Oh man, that is
way too much pressure!Copy !req
23. You guys!
You guys!Copy !req
24. You're not gonna
believe it!Copy !req
25. Uh, oh.Copy !req
26. Everything's gonna
be okay, you guys!Copy !req
27. Life isn't so crappy
after all!Copy !req
28. It's not?Copy !req
29. No, I was looking
in this magazine,Copy !req
30. And I found an ad for
little ocean creaturesCopy !req
31. That you can buy
and raise in your room!Copy !req
32. No way.Copy !req
33. Look!Copy !req
34. Sea people.Copy !req
35. You keep them in
a big tank of water,Copy !req
36. And they build castles
and play basketball and stuff.Copy !req
37. Nuh-Uh.Copy !req
38. Yeah!Copy !req
39. And they ride around
on turtlesCopy !req
40. And they play
games with fish!Copy !req
41. No way.Copy !req
42. Okay, kyle, you're being a
negative nancy, stop it.Copy !req
43. Unless you want everyone to call
you negative nancy from now on.Copy !req
44. Now, what we need is
to all chip in $4.00Copy !req
45. And we can
have them here tomorrow.Copy !req
46. Only $16.00?Copy !req
47. They can't be cool
if they're only $16.00.Copy !req
48. If nancy doesn't
want to chip in,Copy !req
49. Then it will be
$5.35 per person.Copy !req
50. Alright,
I'll chip in.Copy !req
51. Agh, me too!Copy !req
52. Oh, alright.Copy !req
53. Butters, don't forget
dinner is in two hours!Copy !req
54. Okay, mom.Copy !req
55. I'm just gonna be
up here doin' my homework.Copy !req
56. Yes, by day he's mild-Mannered,
sweet and innocent butters!Copy !req
57. But nobody knows that he is
actually his dark underside!Copy !req
58. Professor chaos!Copy !req
59. Ha-Ha, time to wreak havoc
on the world that shunned me!Copy !req
60. Ha ha... ha ha...Copy !req
61. Professor chaos!Copy !req
62. Ah, my faithful companion
in world destruction,Copy !req
63. General disarray!Copy !req
64. I have done
as you askedCopy !req
65. And brought the
first load of scrap wood!Copy !req
66. Excellent,
general disarray!Copy !req
67. Now we can begin my most
horrible, evil plan yetCopy !req
68. To wreak havoc
on humanity!Copy !req
69. What dastardly deed
are we doing now?Copy !req
70. Simple, my dear general...Copy !req
71. We are going to
block out the sun!Copy !req
72. Whoa!Copy !req
73. I have
plotted for weeksCopy !req
74. And figured that if we
build a huge wooden shadeCopy !req
75. 80 feet high
and 50 feet wideCopy !req
76. Precisely on this hill,Copy !req
77. South park will forever be
cast in a great shadow!Copy !req
78. Oh, awesome!Copy !req
79. Soon all people will
have to live like moles!Copy !req
80. They will live only
to remember with sorrowCopy !req
81. How great the sun
used to be!Copy !req
82. Ha ha ahaaaaa!Copy !req
83. Cool, it'll be just like
on 'the simpsons'!Copy !req
84. Huh?Copy !req
85. They did that
on 'the simpsons'.Copy !req
86. I think it was the
mr. Burns character,Copy !req
87. He tried to block
springfield from the sun.Copy !req
88. He did?Copy !req
89. Aw heck, I thought
I was being original.Copy !req
90. So how do
we build it?Copy !req
91. Aw, I don't
wanna do it now.Copy !req
92. Not if they already
did it on 'the simpsons'.Copy !req
93. Now I gotta think
of something else...Copy !req
94. Goddammit, how come every time
I think of something cleverCopy !req
95. 'The simpsons'
already did it?Copy !req
96. Sea people...Copy !req
97. Coming in the mail
tomorrow...Copy !req
98. Yes... yes...Copy !req
99. Wow, only 3 more hours,
sea people-Copy !req
100. Only 3 more hours
and you can take me awayCopy !req
101. From this crappy goddamn planet
full of hippies.Copy !req
102. Okay, I've added the water
purifier tabletCopy !req
103. To the "sea people
kingdom tank".Copy !req
104. Now, it says "step 2...Copy !req
105. "Add the sea people eggs
to the waterCopy !req
106. You will see sea life
spring instantly."Copy !req
107. Okay, let's just run through
this one more time.Copy !req
108. When the sea people arrive,Copy !req
109. I will welcome them south park
as ambassador of earth.Copy !req
110. Tweek, you give them
the key to the city,Copy !req
111. And we'll all engage them
in simple, conversation.Copy !req
112. We've got to make the sea people
feel comfortable, ready?Copy !req
113. Ready,
let's see 'em.Copy !req
114. Hold the sign up, kyle!Copy !req
115. Higher, kyle!Copy !req
116. Okay...Copy !req
117. Here we go...Copy !req
118. Are they playing
basketball?Copy !req
119. What the
f- Is this?Copy !req
120. Hey, these are
brine shrimp.Copy !req
121. I used to feed them
to my fish.Copy !req
122. I got ripped off!Copy !req
123. I told you, cartman-Copy !req
124. Oh shut up, kyle!Copy !req
125. Shut your
goddamn jew mouth!Copy !req
126. You people are why there's
war in the middle east!Copy !req
127. And you, tweek, why don't you learn
to button your shirt right for once!Copy !req
128. You're as bad as stan
with his stupid girlfriendCopy !req
129. Always spending time
with her!Copy !req
130. God, I hate you guys!Copy !req
131. They were supposed to take me
away to their underwater kingdom!Copy !req
132. They were supposed to take me
on adventures of the deep!Copy !req
133. They package brine shrimp
and sell them to kids?Copy !req
134. That's not right, man!Copy !req
135. What are we gonna
do with them?Copy !req
136. Who cares,
throw them away!Copy !req
137. Let's pour them in the teacher's
coffee tomorrow morning!Copy !req
138. Yeah, that'd be funny!Copy !req
139. Huh-Huh, okay!Copy !req
140. Alright,
listen to me.Copy !req
141. We must take a strict
vow of silence.Copy !req
142. Jesus christ,
we killed her!Copy !req
143. Shhh, tweek
shut the hell up!Copy !req
144. General disarray, are
your parents home? No.Copy !req
145. I've done it,
general disarray!Copy !req
146. I've completed my most
horrible deed to date!Copy !req
147. What?Copy !req
148. You know the big statue
in the town squareCopy !req
149. Of pioneer john
wesley powell?Copy !req
150. I snuck over there
with a hacksawCopy !req
151. And I cut off his head!Copy !req
152. Ha ha!
Oh... uh-Copy !req
153. They're probably
just realizing it now!Copy !req
154. Quick, we must
turn on the news!Copy !req
155. but hillary clinton's ass
just keeps getting bigger.Copy !req
156. Also in the news tonightCopy !req
157. A vandal has apparently
cut off and stolenCopy !req
158. The head of the powell statue
in the south park town square!Copy !req
159. Look!
Look!Copy !req
160. I made the news!Copy !req
161. I've wreaked havoc!Copy !req
162. The head was taken
in the early morning hours,Copy !req
163. And the police
have no leads!Copy !req
164. I finally made
the world sorry!Copy !req
165. I brought
sadness and chaos!Copy !req
166. This act reminded
all of us of the timeCopy !req
167. That bart simpson took the head
of the springfield statueCopy !req
168. In one of their
classic episodes.Copy !req
169. Here's what some people
had to say.Copy !req
170. Well, I think whoever
took the headCopy !req
171. Was really just doing
an homage to the simpsonsCopy !req
172. And I think it's great!Copy !req
173. Yes, it really made me reflect
on that episode and laugh!Copy !req
174. The simpsons is
such a great showCopy !req
175. And we need reminders like this
to keep us watching!Copy !req
176. Aw... aw,
son-Of-A-Bitch.Copy !req
177. The police say that instead of
looking for the missing head,Copy !req
178. They'd rather
leave it off,Copy !req
179. And be reminded of
the simpsons every day.Copy !req
180. Why didn't you tell me the
simpsons already did that?Copy !req
181. You seemed so proudCopy !req
182. I didn't wanna
bum you out.Copy !req
183. Stupid simpsons...Copy !req
184. Hello there, phillip!Copy !req
185. I brought
you something!Copy !req
186. Ooh, what is it?Copy !req
187. See? We're just watching
cartoons like always.Copy !req
188. Nothing's changed.Copy !req
189. Jesus christ,
she's dead!Copy !req
190. Stop it, tweek!Copy !req
191. We're pretending like
nothing happened.Copy !req
192. Phillip, I think
I may have accidentallyCopy !req
193. Killed celine dion!Copy !req
194. Killing is never
an accident you dickface!Copy !req
195. Oh Jesus,
change the channel!Copy !req
196. and in other news
still no cause of death foundCopy !req
197. For elementary school teacher
diane choksondik.Copy !req
198. However, doctors say
that during the autopsy,Copy !req
199. They did find semen
in her stomach!Copy !req
200. They found
the sea men!Copy !req
201. It's only a matter of time
before they find the women too!Copy !req
202. The autopsy is ongoing,Copy !req
203. And cause of death
has yet to be determined.Copy !req
204. Oh god!
We're dead!Copy !req
205. Oh Jesus,
that's it, man!Copy !req
206. I want nothing more
to do with you guys!Copy !req
207. Tweek, where
are you going?Copy !req
208. They're gonna
find you out!Copy !req
209. And when they do I don't wanna
be within 50 feet of you!Copy !req
210. You're gonna fry, man!Copy !req
211. Hey, tweek, you're in this
just as much as we are!Copy !req
212. What? I told you not to put
the sea people in her coffee!Copy !req
213. I wasn't even there
when you did it!Copy !req
214. Yeah, but you're our new friend
and that makes you co-Pee-Able.Copy !req
215. In fact, it makes you
the most responsible.Copy !req
216. Tweek, you might have to
take the fall on this one.Copy !req
217. Argghhh!Copy !req
218. Well, hello there,
children!Copy !req
219. Chef, we did
something kind of bad.Copy !req
220. We don't know
who else to talk to!Copy !req
221. Oh, I'm sure your
little cracker problemsCopy !req
222. Ain't all that bad.Copy !req
223. Come on in.Copy !req
224. Now just sit down
and take a deep breathCopy !req
225. And tell ol' chef
what's goin' on.Copy !req
226. We need you to promise
not to tell anybody.Copy !req
227. Now children, every problem
can be worked out.Copy !req
228. What was it?Copy !req
229. We killed our teacher,Copy !req
230. And they found our
sea men in her stomach.Copy !req
231. Oh children,
that's a problemCopy !req
232. We all have to face
one time or another.Copy !req
233. Here, let me sing you a little
song that might cheer you up.Copy !req
234. So what
should we do?Copy !req
235. Wow, I guess this
really is a big deal.Copy !req
236. We've only got
one option, you guys.Copy !req
237. We're gonna have to
go to the hospitalCopy !req
238. Where they're
doing the autopsy,Copy !req
239. And get our sea men
back ourselves!Copy !req
240. Aghagh!Copy !req
241. I pulled out my hair!Copy !req
242. Okay, how 'bout this, dougie?Copy !req
243. I am going to pose
as a real estate agent,Copy !req
244. And con everyone in town
into buying a monorail,Copy !req
245. And then skip town
with all their money!Copy !req
246. No?Copy !req
247. Simpsons did it-
They did it in episode 204.Copy !req
248. Okay, then I'm going to
start a websiteCopy !req
249. To spread vicious rumors
about everyone in town!Copy !req
250. And then-Copy !req
251. Simpsons did it.Copy !req
252. I'll bury a skeleton
wearing angel wingsCopy !req
253. So that the townspeople will
think a fallen angel has-Copy !req
254. Simpsons did it.Copy !req
255. This is it.Copy !req
256. Alright, everyone scatter
and look for the sea men.Copy !req
257. Tweek, stay by the door
and keep a look out.Copy !req
258. If you see anybody coming
say the code word:Copy !req
259. 'Hammer time'.Copy !req
260. Hammer time?Copy !req
261. Can't the code word
just be 'look out'?Copy !req
262. I won't remember
'hammer time'!Copy !req
263. Just remember the song
'can't touch this'Copy !req
264. And you'll remember
the code word!Copy !req
265. Yeah stupid!Copy !req
266. Oh god!Copy !req
267. There's nothing here.Copy !req
268. Dude, it's probably
still in her stomach.Copy !req
269. Is it her?Copy !req
270. Yeah, it's
ms. Choksondik, alright.Copy !req
271. What do we do now?Copy !req
272. Just reach in there and get
the sea men out of her stomach.Copy !req
273. Oh god, you guys
are such pussies.Copy !req
274. Agh!Copy !req
275. You guys!Copy !req
276. Ham... hamma... I can't
remember the code word!Copy !req
277. Can you see
the sea people?Copy !req
278. No, just a bunch of goo.Copy !req
279. You guys!
Uh...Copy !req
280. Mrs. Choksondik
stinks inside.Copy !req
281. Yeah.Copy !req
282. Stop- Hammer time!Copy !req
283. Agh!
Quick, hide!Copy !req
284. Well, at least we
got shannon sharpe back.Copy !req
285. Alright, let's just leave the
semen sample next to the corpse.Copy !req
286. I want to run a
hair & fiber test next.Copy !req
287. Hey, do you
smell children?Copy !req
288. No...Copy !req
289. Got it, let's go!Copy !req
290. Blgh! Agh!
Ugh!Copy !req
291. Bring the world cup
to south parkCopy !req
292. So that a huge soccer riot
can destroy-Copy !req
293. Simpsons did it!
Simpsons did it!Copy !req
294. Take all the beer cans
in south parkCopy !req
295. And have them shaken up in a
huge mixer at the paint storeCopy !req
296. So that they-Copy !req
297. Episode 9f17 entitled
'so it's come to this'.Copy !req
298. Fine!Copy !req
299. Then maybe I'll just forget
about destroying the town,Copy !req
300. And just run away
and join the circus!Copy !req
301. Simpsons did it.Copy !req
302. Aaagh!Copy !req
303. There, we just put
the sea people backCopy !req
304. In the tank with the others,
and nobody will ever know.Copy !req
305. The blood is washed
neatly from our hands.Copy !req
306. Alright, children, I got you
four tickets to thailandCopy !req
307. And 300 dollars cash.Copy !req
308. It's gonna be
tough livin' for a while,Copy !req
309. You might have to do
some things for moneyCopy !req
310. You never thought of
doing before.Copy !req
311. It's alright, chef.Copy !req
312. We got our sea people
out of the teacher's stomach,Copy !req
313. And we put them back
in their aquarium.Copy !req
314. Wait... what?
"Sea people"?Copy !req
315. The sea people that we
put in the teacher's coffee!Copy !req
316. Uh, maybe you better
start from the beginning.Copy !req
317. and then we put them
back in the tank.Copy !req
318. Oh, children,
you misunderstood!Copy !req
319. Sea people is
different from se-Men!Copy !req
320. It is?Copy !req
321. Yes, that stuff that was
in that vialCopy !req
322. Didn't come from you,Copy !req
323. It came from
someone else!Copy !req
324. And I thought
you childrenCopy !req
325. Took turns raping and then
murdered the teacher.Copy !req
326. Ha ha ha.Copy !req
327. Well if they found somebody
else's se-Men in her stomachCopy !req
328. Maybe they'll find
our sea people too!Copy !req
329. Relax, children!Copy !req
330. Drinking some brine shrimp
can't kill you!Copy !req
331. Your teacher must have died
from something else!Copy !req
332. Oh really?Copy !req
333. Agh!
I'm so relieved!Copy !req
334. Aaaghh!Copy !req
335. Alright, you children
have had a long night.Copy !req
336. Why don't we all get some rest,
and on monday,Copy !req
337. I'll sing you a song
explaining the differenceCopy !req
338. Between semen
and sea people.Copy !req
339. Come on, children,
I'll walk you all home.Copy !req
340. Okay, g'night cartman.Copy !req
341. 'Night, guys.Copy !req
342. I'm so glad
we're not murderers.Copy !req
343. Ah, it's so great that
everything is back to normal.Copy !req
344. You guys, come quick,
you won't believe it!Copy !req
345. Oh no, what now?Copy !req
346. Those sea men from the teacher's
stomach somehow combined withCopy !req
347. The remaining sea people
we had left in the tank and...Copy !req
348. Well look!Copy !req
349. Whoa!Copy !req
350. How?Copy !req
351. How did that happen?Copy !req
352. I've been up for hours
doing some calculations,Copy !req
353. And I've come up with my final
theory of composite dynamics:Copy !req
354. Sea people plus sea men
equals... sea ciety.Copy !req
355. Whoa... they've already
accomplished so much!Copy !req
356. They're like bacteria!Copy !req
357. Small organisms live
much faster livesCopy !req
358. And do things at
a much faster rate.Copy !req
359. That's right, tweek.Copy !req
360. If my theory is correct,
all we need is toCopy !req
361. Get more of the
two reacting agentsCopy !req
362. And we can really
see them thrive!Copy !req
363. Tweek!
Agh!Copy !req
364. You go and send away for more
sea people from the magazine ad.Copy !req
365. Get at least 5 gallons
of them here, stat!Copy !req
366. Stan and kyle, you go find
a bigger fish tankCopy !req
367. To put them all in!Copy !req
368. What are you gonna do?Copy !req
369. Me? I'm going to
go out on the townCopy !req
370. And find ten gallons
of sea men.Copy !req
371. I have done it,
general disarray.Copy !req
372. I've watched all 132
episodes of 'the simpsons'.Copy !req
373. Twice.Copy !req
374. And I have finally
come up with somethingCopy !req
375. That they have never done.Copy !req
376. Behold, this device
that I made,Copy !req
377. Will take the cherries out of
chocolate covered cherriesCopy !req
378. And replace
the inside instead,Copy !req
379. With 2-Month-Old
mayonnaise!Copy !req
380. People will think
they are going toCopy !req
381. Get a bite of a
sweet, delicious cherry,Copy !req
382. But instead they get a mouthful
of yucky, sticky mayonnaise!Copy !req
383. Ha ha haaaa haaaa!Copy !req
384. You've never seen this
on the simpsons, right?Copy !req
385. No, I think the simpsons
would be more clever than that.Copy !req
386. Good!Copy !req
387. Then let us take
my machine outsideCopy !req
388. And make society finally
pay for shunning us!Copy !req
389. Tonight on 'the simpsons'!Copy !req
390. It's a laugh-A-Rama
when bart builds a machineCopy !req
391. That takes the cherries out of
chocolate covered cherriesCopy !req
392. And replaces it
instead with mayonnaise.Copy !req
393. No... no, it can't be!Copy !req
394. Uh-Oh,
simpsons did it!Copy !req
395. Simpsons did it!Copy !req
396. No... no!Copy !req
397. Simpsons did it!Copy !req
398. Simpsons did it!Copy !req
399. Aaagh!Copy !req
400. Don't have a cow, man.Copy !req
401. Oh sweet Jesus!Copy !req
402. Can I help you?Copy !req
403. Yes, my mommy told me
that this is whereCopy !req
404. I could find
some sea men.Copy !req
405. Your... mom told you?Copy !req
406. Do you have
them or not?Copy !req
407. We sell semen, yes, but
not normally to children.Copy !req
408. What's your name?Copy !req
409. Francis bellman.Copy !req
410. Francis, let's talk.Copy !req
411. I don't wanna bunch of
bullcrap from you,Copy !req
412. And you don't want a bunch of
bullcrap from me, right?Copy !req
413. Where does that
get us- Nowhere.Copy !req
414. The truth is I am completely
certified to handle sea men,Copy !req
415. And though I may
appear young,Copy !req
416. I'm one of the leading sea men
authorities of the midwest.Copy !req
417. Up and comer, you know
what I'm saying.Copy !req
418. Have my own business soon and
I'll need people to help me run it,Copy !req
419. I'm talking
about you, francis,Copy !req
420. And I'm talking about
a six figure income,Copy !req
421. How's that sound?Copy !req
422. Everything we supply
is by the quarter ounce.Copy !req
423. One donor, certified
and on record.Copy !req
424. I see, very interesting.Copy !req
425. What are you doing?Copy !req
426. Let's take a look here...Copy !req
427. Seems like quality stuff
you got here, francis.Copy !req
428. Yeah, good texture,
nice consistency.Copy !req
429. The sea men must be alive
and healthy in there.Copy !req
430. I'll take five.Copy !req
431. Five?
Vials?Copy !req
432. No, gallons.Copy !req
433. We don't have
that much here.Copy !req
434. Dammit, give me
all you got then!Copy !req
435. Aaahghh!Copy !req
436. No!
No!Copy !req
437. Simpsons did it!Copy !req
438. Simpsons did it!Copy !req
439. Aaaahhh!Copy !req
440. Hey, let me on,
let me on!Copy !req
441. Sit down
and shut up!Copy !req
442. Aaaagh!Copy !req
443. Butters, have you
seen mr. Hat?Copy !req
444. Hello there, children!Copy !req
445. Aaaaaaghg!Copy !req
446. Nooooooo!Copy !req
447. What the hell's
wrong with him?Copy !req
448. Look the sea people
have evolved to anCopy !req
449. Egyptian-Like culture!Copy !req
450. Soon they'll discover
frozen foods- Agh!Copy !req
451. That should be
enough water, kyle.Copy !req
452. You got the new
sea people packets, tweek?Copy !req
453. Well, drop 'em in!Copy !req
454. And I've got
the sea men...Copy !req
455. Wow, that's a lot of sea men
you got there, cartman.Copy !req
456. Yeah, I bought all
that I could at this bank,Copy !req
457. And then I got the rest from
this guy ralph in an alley.Copy !req
458. That's cool.Copy !req
459. Yeah, and the
sweet thing is,Copy !req
460. The stupid asshole didn't even
charge me money for it!Copy !req
461. He just made me close my eyes
and suck it out of a hose.Copy !req
462. Ha...Copy !req
463. There we go...Copy !req
464. Okay, now let's put
the sea-Ciety in its new home!Copy !req
465. Nothing to do now
but wait...Copy !req
466. Close your eyes and
suck it out of a hose?Copy !req
467. Uh-Huh, suck it out
of a hose, yup.Copy !req
468. Huh.
Huh.Copy !req
469. Oh my god...Copy !req
470. Their tiny underwater
civilizationCopy !req
471. Has advanced
hundreds of years!Copy !req
472. Look, there's a library
and a temple and a...Copy !req
473. Oh... they think I'm god...Copy !req
474. Yyyyyyes, I am god
of the sea people!Copy !req
475. You hear that?Copy !req
476. I am god of
the sea people!Copy !req
477. I am master of
the great sunken empire!Copy !req
478. Mom!Copy !req
479. I'm god of
the sea people!Copy !req
480. That's nice, poopie.Copy !req
481. and in other
south park news,Copy !req
482. Elementary school teacher
ms. Choksondick's autopsyCopy !req
483. Has shown that
the semen in her stomachCopy !req
484. Belonged to
school counselor, mr. Mackey.Copy !req
485. However, the semen apparently
did not contribute to the death,Copy !req
486. And so mr. Mackey's identity
is to remain anonymous.Copy !req
487. Hey, butters!Copy !req
488. Hey, what are
you doing, man?Copy !req
489. Cartman said he has something
really cool to show everybody!Copy !req
490. You gotta come.Copy !req
491. Cartman?Copy !req
492. Ha ha!Copy !req
493. Behold!Copy !req
494. You see my tiny minions
groveling at my likeness!Copy !req
495. I am eric cartman, god.Copy !req
496. Hey, we paid for
the sea people too,Copy !req
497. How come they're not
making statues of us?Copy !req
498. Be you not jealous, jew.Copy !req
499. I am creator
of all things, yea.Copy !req
500. That is very
impressive, eric,Copy !req
501. What do you intend to do
with your underwater society?Copy !req
502. I am going to send
a message to my peopleCopy !req
503. And tell them to
develop a great machineCopy !req
504. That will shrink me
down to their sizeCopy !req
505. So I can live
amongst them forever!Copy !req
506. A ha!Copy !req
507. A- Ha-Ahahahaaa!Copy !req
508. What the hell is
wrong with you, butters?Copy !req
509. They did that
on the simpsons!Copy !req
510. Ha!Copy !req
511. 'Treehouse of horror' episode
4f-02- 'The genesis tub'!Copy !req
512. Lisa loses a tooth and the
bacteria on it starts to growCopy !req
513. And makes
a little societyCopy !req
514. And they build a statue of her
thinking she's god!Copy !req
515. Ha!Copy !req
516. Ha-Ha-Ha!Copy !req
517. So?
Yeah, so?Copy !req
518. Dude, the simpsons has done
everything already, who cares?Copy !req
519. They've been on for
like thirteen years.Copy !req
520. Of course they've
done everything.Copy !req
521. Every idea has
been done butters,Copy !req
522. Even before the simpsons.Copy !req
523. Yeah, in fact,
that episode wasCopy !req
524. A rip-Off of
a twilight zone episode.Copy !req
525. Really?Copy !req
526. So I shouldn't care
if I come up with an ideaCopy !req
527. And the simpsons
already did it...Copy !req
528. It... doesn't matter!Copy !req
529. Everything is
back to normal!Copy !req
530. I think...
I think I can go backCopy !req
531. To trying to
destroy the world again!Copy !req
532. Good for you!Copy !req
533. Yeah, that's
great, butters,Copy !req
534. Now get the hell
out of my room.Copy !req
535. I feel like
a spring chicken!Copy !req
536. I'm ready to
wreak havoc once again!Copy !req
537. Hey, look, everybody!Copy !req
538. The other side of the aquarium
is building another statue!Copy !req
539. Hey, it's tweek!Copy !req
540. Me?
Oh man!Copy !req
541. I don't want
to be a god!Copy !req
542. That is way
to much pressure!Copy !req
543. That is bullcrap!Copy !req
544. You better stop
worshiping him, sea people!Copy !req
545. What's going on now?Copy !req
546. The sea people
from cartman's sideCopy !req
547. Are suicide-Bombing the
buildings on tweek's side!Copy !req
548. Agh!Copy !req
549. Yeah, go!Copy !req
550. Now what's happening?Copy !req
551. The sea people
on tweek's sideCopy !req
552. Just suicide-Bombed
the cartman statue!Copy !req
553. Oh goddammit!Copy !req
554. Oh no!Copy !req
555. Oh, the humanity!Copy !req
556. Well, it was a nice project
while it lasted, boys.Copy !req
557. Yeah, but I guess
this proves thatCopy !req
558. War is the natural
order of life.Copy !req
559. Why can't societies
just live in peace?Copy !req