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gonna see if I can't unwind.
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liv-a-la, Timmy!
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- Look. It's almost time!
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Get up, you little pussy!
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- Look, I apologize.
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- Kyle.
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- Butters!
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Just hurry, Butters.
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- They look fine to me.
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How about that?
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- It was just...
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Butters, you asshole!
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Oh, geez.
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We can't miss the commercials!
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Oh, my God! Oh!
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- No, Ike.
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We can't go to my house.
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It's being fumigated!
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- Yeah, yeah.
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I don't know.
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188. - ... bloomin' Taj Mahal.
- You got it! You got it!
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- Oh, thank God!
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201. - Here they come!
- The commercials!
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Brooklyn, New York.
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I think it is.
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"Function"...
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Aw, damn it.
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- I'm trying, children!
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"H.E.M."!
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- The TV left!
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We got to go somewhere else!
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Where do we go?
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- This is killing me.
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We got to get to a TV!
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- Yes. Now is fine.
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You hear that, everybody?
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Put the puppies back on!
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- Puppies!
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Shut the hell up!
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Oh, I've lost a doughnut!
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415. Oh, my God!
Leave no doughnut behind!
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416. - Oh, Jesus! Wait!
- What?
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417. I never gave Shelly her tampons!
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418. She's been this whole time
without them.
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419. I told you I needed tampons,
turds!
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420. Look!
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421. Crack addicts with a television!
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422. Well, we couldn't find cancer,
but we found a man with cancer.
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423. Take that, cancer!
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424. And that!
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425. The last commercial break
has to be coming any second!
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426. Yes, I pressed "menu"
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427. No. It's giving me
the same error message!
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428. Yes, I read
the instruction manual.
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429. Where do we go?
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430. Oh, Jesus.
Now where do we go?
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431. We've tried everywhere!
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432. Butters, are you absolutely sure
we can't go to your house?
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433. I'm sure.
There's no way!
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434. - Why not?
- Because!
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435. My parents are out of town,
and I don't have a babysitter!
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436. Oh, God damn it,
you'd better be kidding.
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437. No! I really don't have
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438. That's why I'm staying
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439. This whole time, your TV is
in a house with nobody in it?
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440. Come on! Let's just go!
We'll kill Butters later!
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441. Turn it on!
Turn it on! Turn it on!
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442. And so we'll be right back
after these commercials.
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443. We made it!
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444. The last commercial break
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445. Don't go anywhere.
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446. Russell Crowe will be right back
after a few more commercials!
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447. These commercials
are all so Goddamn stupid!
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448. Jesus Christ! How long is this
commercial break gonna be?
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449. What if they don't show the
"Terrance & Phillip" trailer at all?
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450. What if we went through all this
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451. They have to show it!
They promised they would!
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452. You guys, calm down.
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453. This is what TV shows
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454. They make the last
commercial break the longest.
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455. That's bullcrap!
TV shows are gay!
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456. Wait a minute!
Look!
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457. "The following preview is..."
This is it! This is it!
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458. Coming this summer,
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459. the greatest Canadian duo
of all time is back.
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460. - Whoo-hoo!
- Yeah!
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461. - That looks awesome!
- They were wearing cowboy hats!
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462. Did you see?
Did you see?
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463. Clyde! Clyde!
Did you see it?
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464. Yeah! Oh, we think
it's gonna be good, too!
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465. I'm so glad we didn't miss it!
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466. You guys, Clyde said he taped it
and kids can come over to see!
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467. Oh, dude, let's go!
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468. It looks even better
than their first movie!
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469. Yeah, it sure does!
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470. I wonder if it's all a Western!
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471. How far away is June?
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472. Well, we sure had a good time
today, didn't we, kids?
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473. We fought some Chinamen,
a few Packers,
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474. and a lot of Colombians,
to name just a few.
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475. But I sure am glad we got
old Wally B. Back, aren't you?
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476. I'm glad to be back, Russell!
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477. Oh, my God.
It's Russell Crowe!
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478. "Oh, my God!
It's Russell Crowe!
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479. Oh, my...
Bluh-bluh-bluh"!
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480. Why don't you go flush yourself
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481. Uh-oh. Tugger's whistle.
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482. You know what that means.
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483. Tugger's whistle's blowin'
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484. Means we must be goin'
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485. No more Russell Crowein'
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486. But now,
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487. I'll see you again next time.
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488. 'Cause there's plenty more
a-fightin' left to do.
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489. Making movies, making songs.
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490. And fightin'
'round the world.
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491. See you next time, everybody!
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492. So I'm supposed to press "menu,"
then "function," then "enter."
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