1. "The Death Camp of Tolerance"
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2. You wanted to see me,
Principal Victoria?
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3. Yes, Mr. Garrison,
have a seat.
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4. Mr. Garrison, some time ago
you asked to be promoted
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5. from teaching kindergarten
back to the 3rd grade.
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6. I'm aware of that.
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7. I want to come clean with you
and tell you that back then
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8. some of us were uncomfortable
with your sexual preferences.
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9. It was wrong of us, and
I want to make it up to you.
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10. Wow, that's really
great to hear.
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11. As you know, the position
of 4th grade teacher
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12. has become available, and
we'd like to offer you the job.
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13. Oh, for real?
You're not kidding?
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14. We in administration see now
that you are an individual
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15. with your own preferences,
and we respect that.
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16. Oh, this is all just...
A dream come true!
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17. Thank you, Principal Victoria!
I'll do a great job!
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18. I know you will!
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19. You're sure
this is for real?
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20. I mean, I'm not just gonna get
fired again for being gay tomorrow?
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21. It's for real,
Mr. Garrison.
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22. Oh, great!
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23. With all the new laws,
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24. we could never fire you
for being gay now.
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25. You'd be able to sue us
for millions of dollars.
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26. Right, I—
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27. What, what was that?
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28. Well, I was just saying that
the policies have really changed.
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29. You know, if we fired you
for acting gay next time,
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30. you'd be able to sue the school
district for lots of money.
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31. Oh, right, right.
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32. How, how much
money exactly?
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33. Oh, well, there was the
case out in Minnesota
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34. where the guy was awarded
25 million, I think.
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35. You-you don't say.
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36. Well, thanks,
Principal Victoria.
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37. Holy moly!
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38. I've gotta find a way to
get fired for being gay!
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39. M'kay, kids, I know the past few
weeks have been really hard
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40. with the death of your
teacher, Ms. Choksondik.
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41. That's funny!
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42. But the principal has finally
hired a teacher to take her place.
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43. So I want you all to
give your best behavior
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44. to your new 4th grade teacher,
Mr. Garrison.
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45. Awwww!
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46. Not him!
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47. Thank you, Mr. Mackey.
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48. Good luck, m'kay.
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49. Okay, children, now for
those of you who are new,
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50. my name is
Mr. Garrison.
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51. Where's Mr. Hat, sir?
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52. Well, I was informed that 4th graders
are a little too old for Mr. Hat.
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53. Two-year-olds are
too old for Mr. Hat.
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54. But it's okay, because I found
a new teacher's assistant.
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55. Say hello to...
Mr. Slave.
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56. Hi, kids. Hmm.
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57. So that's Mr. Slave,
the teacher's assistant.
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58. Or, as I like to write for short...
The teacher's ass.
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59. Oh, Jesus Christ.
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60. Okay, Mr. Slave, go sit
until I need you.
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61. Ah!
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62. Dude, I think that Mr. Slave guy
might be a... Pakistani.
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63. I'm not saying the rest of the
school year is going to be easy.
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64. In fact, it's going
to be long and hard—
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66. Oh, Jesus Christ.
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67. The first thing we're gonna
be learning about
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68. is Communist Russia.
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69. No, Kenny, what are you
doing, Kenny?
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70. Now, Stalin was a big
silly when he...
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71. Kenny, no!
Don't do it, Kenny!
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a paper airplane?
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73. No, it was Kenny!
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Kenny's dead!
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75. Yeah, but Cartman
drank Kenny's remains
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76. and now Kenny's soul is
trapped in Cartman's body.
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77. Yeah!
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78. That does it!
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79. I will not put up with
foolishness in my class!
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80. It's time
for punishment.
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81. Take it, Mr. Slave!
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82. Oh!
Oh, it hurts!
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83. I will not put up with tomfoolery
in my classroom, children!
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84. Mr. Slave, put this rubber
ball in your mouth.
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85. Take that, slave,
take it!
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86. This should get me
fired for sure!
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87. I really enjoyed the imagery in
the last chapter of this month's book.
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88. Yes, and I really saw
the entire book, thematically,
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89. as a take on
corporate America.
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90. I think in the
fourth chapter,
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91. when Nancy Drew discovers the bloody
glove in the cheerleader's locker...
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92. Well, that was just a brilliantly
written passage.
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93. So full of metaphor!
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94. Hey guys,
can we talk to you?
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95. - Oh, hi, boys!
- How was school?
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96. - Uh, not cool.
- It's great.
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97. We're having our book-of-
the-month club meeting,
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98. so why don't you boys
go outside and play?
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99. Was it me or did you all
think that Nancy Drew
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100. solved the riddle of elephant
mountain a little too easily?
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101. Oh yes.
For sure.
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102. No, no,
he said not cool.
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103. We got our new
teacher today.
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104. It's Mr. Garrison,
our old 3rd grade teacher.
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105. Uh-huh.
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106. Well, he has this new
teacher's assistant,
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107. and they're both...
totally gay.
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108. Kyle!
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109. You know better than to
discriminate against homosexuals!
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110. Yeah, but these guys
are really super gay.
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111. I'm surprised
at you, Stanley.
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112. I really thought you knew how to
accept people for who they were.
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113. - Yeah, but, Dad—
- No buts, Stanley.
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114. We're not raising our kids
to be discriminators.
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115. That's right, I think it's time
you kids took a little trip
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116. to the Museum
of Tolerance.
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117. Welcome to the
Museum of Tolerance.
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118. Here we try to educate you
on the dynamics
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119. of racism and prejudice
in America.
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120. Ow!
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121. Now, did you know that words
we use can show intolerance?
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122. Let's begin our tour with a walk
through our "Tunnel of Prejudice"
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123. to show you what it can feel like
to be discriminated against.
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124. Queer!
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125. Beaner!
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126. Chink!
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127. Nigger!
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128. Heeb!
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129. Faggot!
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130. Cracker!
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131. Oh man,
this is awesome!
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132. Now you know
how it feels.
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133. I wanna ride again!
I wanna ride again!
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134. We are now entering the
"Hall of Stereotypes".
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135. These wax figures represent
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136. how some intolerant people
have labeled minorities.
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137. Here, we see a black person
eating chicken and watermelon,
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138. a stereotype that hurts the
African-American community.
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139. What other stereotypes
do you see here?
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140. Ah, here's the Arab
as a terrorist.
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141. That's right,
but of course we know
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142. that not all Arabs are
terrorists, don't we, kids?
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143. Well, there's an Asian man
with a calculator.
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144. That's right, not all
stereotypes are negative.
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145. But even a positive one, like
"all Asians are good at math"
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146. is harmful to society.
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147. Look!
A covetous Jew!
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148. Very good, young man.
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149. The idea that Jews are
only interested in money
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151. Ah, here's a good one.
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152. It's the stereotypical
"sleepy Mexican".
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153. Wha- what?
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154. Oh man,
what time is it?
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you were a wax sculpture.
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156. No, man,
I'm the janitor.
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157. I'm supposed to be cleaning
but I'm so tired.
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158. Ooh, I so sleepy.
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159. This is our discovery wing.
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160. Take your time at the computer
displays, because you see,
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161. being tolerant
you must also learn
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162. to respect people who are small,
people who are disabled,
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163. even people who are overweight,
like this young man here.
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164. Ay!
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called this young man names
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166. like "Tubby", or "Lard-butt"
or "Fat-tits".
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167. Fat Tits,
that's a good one.
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168. Yeah, have to
remember that.
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169. But you must learn be tolerant
of his differences as well.
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170. If he chooses to eat fatty foods,
that's his life choice.
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171. I'm not fat...
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172. I have a different
life choice.
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173. And we won't belittle you
for eating
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and cakes and pies.
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175. Dude, tolerance
kicks ass!
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176. That's our Cartman.
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177. Well, that's the end
of our tour.
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178. Now do you see why tolerance
is so important, boys?
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179. I guess.
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180. We have to accept people
for who they are
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181. and what they like to do.
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182. Hey! What the hell
are you doing?
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183. Oh I was just-
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184. There's no smoking
in the museum!
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185. But I'm not
in the museum.
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186. Get out of here,
you filthy smoker!
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187. Yeah, dirty lungs!
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188. Go ahead and kill yourself,
stupid tar breath!
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189. - Dumbass!
- Get outta here!
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190. Well, have a great day,
everybody.
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191. Now you boys can go and give
your teacher and assistant
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192. the respect they
deserve, right?
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193. Yeah.
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194. Okay, children,
let's take our seats.
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195. Apparently, none of you tried
to get me fired yesterday,
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196. so I guess we're just
gonna have to go on
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197. and learn more today.
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198. Now, who can tell me
what happens to water
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199. when we heat it up
in the Bunsen burner?
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200. It evaporates!
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201. Good, Butters.
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202. Now, if we take the glass tube
of the Bunsen burner,
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203. we can also see how
other things react.
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204. Evaporation is an
exothermic reaction—
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205. So let's look at
an endothermic one.
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206. Mr. Slave,
position 7, please.
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207. Now I'm gonna put the glass
tube into Mr. Slave's tight ass.
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208. The heat from Mr. Slave's ass will
act as our new conductor of energy.
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209. Ahh!
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Lemmiwinks for me, please?
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212. Sure!
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No, no, no, no, no.
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that for every action
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Thank you, Butters—
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is gonna happen
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element of the gerbil
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of Mr. Slave's ass?
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219. Well, let's see.
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220. Ahh!
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Jesus Christ!
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222. Lemmiwinks, no!
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223. - Hello there, children!
- Hey, Chef!
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224. - How's it going?
- Bad.
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226. Chef,
we're intolerant.
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227. Intolerant of who?
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229. Now why do you wanna go be
intolerant of gay people, children?
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230. I thought you knew
better!
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think we were,
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this new assistant,
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uncomfortable around them.
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234. Children,
a lot of times,
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uncomfortable around gay people
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some issues themselves.
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237. You have to ask yourself,
"What is it about their behavior
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238. that for some reason
makes me uncomfortable?"
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239. Well, I guess
it's mostly the way
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240. Mr. Garrison stuck a gerbil
up Mr. Slave's ass.
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241. Right, and you see,
children,
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Whoa, what?
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homophobes now?
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gay bashers, Chef!
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245. Children, there's a big
difference between gay people
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Do you understand that?
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247. No.
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take your lunches.
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with the principal.
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250. I'll take three
lunches today, please.
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251. You don't need
three lunches, Eric,
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as it is.
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life choice, Chef,
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254. and if you don't tolerate it,
I'll report you to the S.C.C.
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255. That was a brilliant idea
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256. having me put a gerbil
up your ass, Mr. Slave!
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257. Now we'll get fired
for sure!
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258. Well, it wasn't the first
small animal I put up my ass.
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259. Mr. Garrison to the
principal's office, please.
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260. That's it! They're gonna
fire me for being gay!
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261. 25 million,
here we come!
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262. Don't forget,
I get half!
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263. Ooh!
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264. Ooh, Jesus Christ.
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265. Lemmiwinks, you must find
your way out of this place
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266. or you will surely die.
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267. This way has been closed off
by the great sphincter.
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268. To escape, you must journey
upward through dark reaches
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269. of the intestine
and past the stomach.
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270. Who am I?
Just a friend.
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271. Heed my words, Lemmiwinks,
your time is running out.
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272. Make for the large intestine.
All will be made clear then.
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273. You wanted to see me,
Principal Victoria?
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274. Oh, yes, Mr. Garrison,
have a seat.
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275. Oh dear, sounds like
I'm getting fired.
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276. Mr. Garrison, Chef has
brought it to my attention
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are a bit... uncomfortable
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278. about certain aspects of
your teaching methods.
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279. Oh, no,
you're firing me?
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280. Oh well, I can't stop
being who I am.
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281. I can't help the way
God made me.
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282. Guess I just have to go!
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283. No, no, no!
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285. No, we're sending Chef
to a tolerance seminar.
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286. Sending Chef to
a tolerance seminar?
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287. You got to be fucking crazy!
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288. You've demonstrated a lack of tolerance
for Mr. Garrison's behavior.
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289. In fact, I believe you
used to words "sick queer"
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290. to describe
his conduct in class.
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291. He is a sick queer!
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292. Yeah!
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an opportunity
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before I sent you away, Chef.
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295. Kiss my black ass!
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296. Parents, I had to call you
in here because your boys
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297. have refused to attend class with
their homosexual teachers, m'kay.
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298. We're not staying in class
another minute with those queermos!
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299. Well, I really thought
you boys learned something
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300. at the Museum of Tolerance.
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301. But apparently all you learned was
new words to call your poor teachers!
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302. But they killed
Lemmiwinks!
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303. Shut your mouth, Butters!
You'll speak when spoken to!
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304. Yes, sir.
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305. Mr. Mackey, we've done
everything we can
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children.
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307. We don't know
where else to turn!
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308. Well, there is an intensive
seminar camp.
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309. It's a bit severe, but it
might be the only way, m'kay.
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310. - That sounds good to me.
- Me too!
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311. Then it's settled.
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312. Boys, you're going
to Tolerance Camp!
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314. Velcome to Tolerance Camp.
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315. You are here because you would
not accept people's differences.
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316. Because you refused to accept the
life choices of your fellow man.
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317. Well, those days
are now over.
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318. Here you will vork,
every hour of every day
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tolerant of everybody.
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320. Here, intolerance...
will not be tolerated.
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321. Goddammit!
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322. How'd it go?
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Mr. Slave!
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I can't get fired!
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didn't fire you?
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their kids didn't want to
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329. that they want to give me the
"Courageous Teacher" award
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Museum of Tolerance!
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331. Oh, Jesus Christ.
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a gerbil up your ass
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a Goddamn medal!
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334. Well, it sounds to me like the principal
is just hiding things from everybody.
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let the parents see
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faggot you are.
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337. Oh, well— Hey,
that's right, Mr. Slave.
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338. The parents have to
see for themselves.
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340. We'll put on a show
they'll never forget!
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341. Ooh, Jesus Christ.
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342. Lemmiwinks!
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of the small intestine.
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the sparrow prince.
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trapped within this place.
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of the small intestine.
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348. One path leads to the stomach,
the other to certain doom.
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this helmet and torch.
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351. Today we will be using
ze finger paints.
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shows people of different races
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getting along.
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Finger paint!
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distinction between
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with different sexual preferences.
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everyone!
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finger painting?
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accepting people of different races!
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else to paint!
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what we tell you!
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369. Ah!
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370. Faster!
Are you done?
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What have you done?
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holding hands beneath a rainbow!
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was it?
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376. Faster!
Fasterrr!
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377. There, I've done it,
Mr. Slave.
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378. The perfect plan
to get us fired!
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costume design yet?
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get through the—
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381. - Oh, Jesus Christ.
- What's the matter?
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382. Just a bit of
an upset stomach, I guess.
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383. Well, here,
take a pepto pill.
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384. I can't have my teacher's
ass under the weather.
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385. Oh, Jesus Christ.
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386. You chose your path
wisely, Lemmiwinks.
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387. I am the catatafish.
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the esophagus will let you pass.
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390. Yes, mein fuhrer.
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391. Ve are making the prisoners
make macaroni pictures
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in the vorkplace.
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393. Excellent.
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394. D'oh!
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395. Kyle!
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your macaroni pictures!
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399. The guards are coming, Kyle.
Glue, glue damn you!
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400. Take zis one away,
he is done for.
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arts and crafts.
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403. Oh Jesus.
We have to get out of here.
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that we're hiding here!
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405. We can't work any more,
we'll die!
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407. Oh, uh, nothing!
I was just getting back to work.
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- Get back to work.
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413. Eww!
Ohh!
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kidding!
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hiding down there!
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an amazing 4th grade teacher
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418. with the
"Courageous Teacher" award.
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419. Herbert Garrison came out
about two years ago.
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420. Since then, he has
faced adversity,
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421. he has even faced ridicule
by some of his students.
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422. Oh Randy, I'm so
ashamed of our son.
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423. It is my honor to present the
Courageous Teacher award to...
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424. Herbert Garrison.
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425. Get along, little slave.
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426. Oh my God.
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427. That's what our boys
were talking about?
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428. Ding ding!
Ding ding!
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429. He is so
courageous.
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430. Say, Mr. Slave...
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431. Yes, Mr. Garrison?
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432. I had a dream last night
that you were a real dick.
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433. Really?
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434. Why would you dream that
I was being an asshole?
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435. No, no,
I was the asshole.
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436. - Oh, that is so courageous.
- What an amazing human being!
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437. Uh, I'm very happy
to get this award.
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438. But you know what
makes me even happier?
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439. Sucking balls.
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440. Ahhh...
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441. It isn't working!
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442. Sing your song,
Mr. Slave!
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443. I've got a little-
Ooh! Oh, Jesus Christ.
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444. What's happening
in there?
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445. Hang on, Lemmiwinks!
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446. You solved the
catatafish's riddle!
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447. Now your trials are
nearly through!
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448. Oh, I should have never shoved
all those poor animals up my ass!
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449. Uh...
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450. Courageous.
So courageous!
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451. God dammit, don't you
people get it?
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452. I'm trying to get
fired here!
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453. - Oh, that's courageous.
- Look, this kind of behavior
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454. should not be acceptable
from a teacher!
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455. Yeah, Jesus Christ.
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456. But the museum tells us
to be tolerant.
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457. - Yes, the museum!
- The museum tells us!
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458. Tolerant,
but not stupid!
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459. Look, just because you
have to tolerate something
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460. doesn't mean
you have to approve of it!
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461. If you had to like it, it'd be
called the Museum of Acceptance.
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462. Tolerate means you're just
putting up with it.
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463. You tolerate a crying child
sitting next to you on the airplane,
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464. or you tolerate a bad cold.
It can still piss you off!
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465. Jesus-tap-dancing-Christ!
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466. He's right.
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467. Our boys didn't
hate homosexuals,
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468. they just hated the way
this asshole was acting.
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469. We've gotta get
our boys back!
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470. Huh!
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471. So now can I please get fired
and get my $25 million?
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472. No, no, I think I have
a better idea.
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473. We're sorry, boys,
why didn't you tell us
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474. your teachers were acting
so over the top?
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475. Yes, you boys don't know
how much we've suffered!
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476. Come on, let's go.
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477. But this is insane!
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478. I'm sorry, Mr. Garrison,
but it's obvious
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479. you aren't tolerant
of your own behavior.
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480. Vhat do we have here,
new recruits?
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481. I assure you, the next veek
will be nothing
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482. but pain and suffering!
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483. Oooh, this could be
kind of fun.
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484. Ohh!
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485. Great job,
Lemmiwinks!
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486. Thanks to you,
we are all free.
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487. But your adventures
are just beginning.
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488. For you are no ordinary
gerbil, Lemmiwinks,
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489. you are...
the gerbil king.
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490. All hail the gerbil king!
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491. Ohh, Jesus!
Jesus Christ, ohh!
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