1. You wanted to see me,
principal victoria?Copy !req
2. Yes, mr. Garrison,
have a seat.Copy !req
3. Mr. Garrison, some time ago
you asked to be promotedCopy !req
4. From teaching kindergarten
back to the 3rd grade.Copy !req
5. I'm aware of that.Copy !req
6. I want to come clean with you
and tell you that back thenCopy !req
7. Some of us were uncomfortable
with your sexual preferences.Copy !req
8. It was wrong of us, and i
want to make it up to you.Copy !req
9. Wow, that's really
great to hear.Copy !req
10. As you know, the position
of 4th grade teacherCopy !req
11. Has become available,Copy !req
12. And we'd like to
offer you the job.Copy !req
13. Oh, for real?
You're not kidding?Copy !req
14. We in administration see now
that you are an individualCopy !req
15. With your own preferences,
and we respect that.Copy !req
16. Oh, this is all just-
A dream come true!Copy !req
17. Thank you,
principal victoria!Copy !req
18. I'll do a great job!Copy !req
19. I know you will!Copy !req
20. You're sure
this for real?Copy !req
21. I mean, i'm not just gonna get
fired again for being gay tomorrow?Copy !req
22. It's for real,
mr. Garrison.Copy !req
23. Oh, great!Copy !req
24. With all the
new lawsCopy !req
25. We could never fire you
for being gay now-Copy !req
26. You'd be able to sue us
for millions of dollars.Copy !req
27. Right, i-Copy !req
28. What, what was that?Copy !req
29. Well, i was just saying that the
policies have really changed.Copy !req
30. You know, if we fired you
for acting gay next time,Copy !req
31. You'd be able to sue the school
district for lots of money.Copy !req
32. Oh, right, right.Copy !req
33. How, how much
money exactly?Copy !req
34. Oh, well, there was the
case out in minnesotaCopy !req
35. Where the guy was awarded
25 million i think.Copy !req
36. You-You don't say.Copy !req
37. Well, thanks,
principal victoria.Copy !req
38. Holy moly!Copy !req
39. I've gotta find a way to
get fired for being gay!Copy !req
40. M'kay, kids, i know the past few
weeks have been really hardCopy !req
41. With the death of your
teacher, ms. Choksondik.Copy !req
42. That's funny!Copy !req
43. But the principal has finally
hired a teacher to take her place.Copy !req
44. So i want you all to
give your best behaviorCopy !req
45. To your new 4th grade teacher,
mr. Garrison.Copy !req
46. Awwww!Copy !req
47. Not him!Copy !req
48. Thank you,
mr. Mackey.Copy !req
49. Good luck, m'kay.Copy !req
50. Okay, children, now for
those of you who are new,Copy !req
51. My name is
mr. Garrison.Copy !req
52. Where's mr. Hat, sir?Copy !req
53. Well, i was informed
that 4th gradersCopy !req
54. Are a little too old
for mr. Hat.Copy !req
55. Two-Year-Olds are
too old for mr. Hat.Copy !req
56. But it's okay, because i found
a new teacher's assistant.Copy !req
57. Say hello to-
Mr. Slave.Copy !req
58. Hi, kids.Copy !req
59. Hmm.Copy !req
60. So that's mr. Slave,
the teacher's assistant.Copy !req
61. Or, as i like to write for
short- The teacher's ass.Copy !req
62. Oh, Jesus christ.Copy !req
63. Okay, mr. Slave, go sit
until i need you.Copy !req
64. Ah!Copy !req
65. Dude, i think that mr. Slave
guy might be a- Pakistani.Copy !req
66. I'm not saying the rest of the
school year is going to be easy.Copy !req
67. In fact, it's going
to be long and hard-Copy !req
68. Really long
and really hard.Copy !req
69. Oh, Jesus christ.Copy !req
70. The first thing we're gonna
be learning aboutCopy !req
71. Is communist russia.Copy !req
72. No, kenny- What are you
doing, kenny?Copy !req
73. Now, stalin was a big
silly when he...Copy !req
74. Kenny, no!
Don't do it, kenny!Copy !req
75. Eric, did you just throw
a paper airplane?Copy !req
76. No, it was kenny!Copy !req
77. Very funny, Eric,
kenny's dead!Copy !req
78. Yeah, but cartman
drank kenny's remainsCopy !req
79. And now kenny's soul is
trapped in cartman's body.Copy !req
80. Yeah!Copy !req
81. That does it!Copy !req
82. I will not put up with
foolishness in my class!Copy !req
83. It's time
for punishment.Copy !req
84. Take it, mr. Slave!Copy !req
85. Oh!
Oh, it hurts!Copy !req
86. I will not put up
with tomfooleryCopy !req
87. In my classroom,
children!Copy !req
88. Mr. Slave, put this rubber
ball in your mouth.Copy !req
89. Take that, slave,
take it!Copy !req
90. This should get me
fired for sure!Copy !req
91. I really enjoyed
the imageryCopy !req
92. In the last chapter
of this month's book.Copy !req
93. Yes, and i really saw the
entire book, thematically,Copy !req
94. As a take on
corporate amErica.Copy !req
95. I think in the
fourth chapter,Copy !req
96. When nancy drew discovers
the bloody gloveCopy !req
97. In the cheerleader's locker,Copy !req
98. That was just a brilliantly
written passage.Copy !req
99. So full of metaphor!Copy !req
100. Hey guys,
can we talk to you?Copy !req
101. Oh, hi, boys!
How was school?Copy !req
102. Uh, not cool.Copy !req
103. Great.Copy !req
104. We're having our book-Of-
The-Month club meeting,Copy !req
105. So why don't you boys
go outside and play.Copy !req
106. Was it me or did you all
think that nancy drewCopy !req
107. Solved the riddle of elephant
mountain a little too easily?Copy !req
108. Oh yes.
For sure.Copy !req
109. No, no,
he said not cool.Copy !req
110. We got our new
teacher today.Copy !req
111. It's mr. Garrison,
our old 3rd grade teacher.Copy !req
112. Uh-Huh.Copy !req
113. Well, he has this new
teacher's assistant,Copy !req
114. And they're both-
Totally gay.Copy !req
115. Kyle!Copy !req
116. You know better than to
discriminate against homosexuals!Copy !req
117. Yeah, but these guys
are really super gay.Copy !req
118. I'm surprised
at you, stanley.Copy !req
119. I really thought you knew how to
accept people for who they were.Copy !req
120. Yeah, but, dad-Copy !req
121. No buts, stanley.Copy !req
122. We're not raising our kids
to be discriminators.Copy !req
123. That's right, i think it's time
you kids took a little tripCopy !req
124. To the museum
of tolerance.Copy !req
125. Welcome to the
museum of tolerance.Copy !req
126. Here we try to educate you
on the dynamicsCopy !req
127. Of racism and prejudice
in amErica.Copy !req
128. Ow!Copy !req
129. Now, did you know that words
we use can show intolerance?Copy !req
130. Let's begin our tour with a walk
through our "tunnel of prejudice"Copy !req
131. To show you what
it can feel likeCopy !req
132. To be discriminated
against.Copy !req
133. Queer!Copy !req
134. Beaner!Copy !req
135. Chink!Copy !req
136. Nigger!Copy !req
137. Heeb!Copy !req
138. Faggot!Copy !req
139. Cracker!Copy !req
140. Oh man,
this is awesome!Copy !req
141. Now you know
how it feels.Copy !req
142. I wanna ride again!
I wanna ride again!Copy !req
143. We are now entering the
"hall of stereotypes".Copy !req
144. These wax figures representCopy !req
145. How some intolerant people
have labeled minorities.Copy !req
146. Here, we see a black person
eating chicken and watermelon,Copy !req
147. A stereotype that hurts the
african-AmErican community.Copy !req
148. What other stereotypes
do you see here?Copy !req
149. Ah, here's the arab
as a terrorist.Copy !req
150. That's right,
but of course we knowCopy !req
151. That not all arabs are
terrorists, don't we, kids?Copy !req
152. Well, there's an asian man
with a calculator.Copy !req
153. That's right, not all
stereotypes are negative.Copy !req
154. But even a positive one, like
"all asians are good at math"Copy !req
155. Is harmful to society.Copy !req
156. Look!
A covetous jew!Copy !req
157. Very good, young man.Copy !req
158. The idea that jews are
only interested in moneyCopy !req
159. Is very old indeed.Copy !req
160. Ah, here's a good one.Copy !req
161. It's the stereotypical
"sleepy mexican".Copy !req
162. Wha- What?Copy !req
163. Oh man,
what time is it?Copy !req
164. I'm sorry, i thought
you were a wax sculpture.Copy !req
165. No, man,
i'm the janitor.Copy !req
166. I'm supposed to be cleaning
but i'm so tired.Copy !req
167. Ooh, i so sleepy.Copy !req
168. This is our
discovery wing.Copy !req
169. Take your time at the computer
displays, because you see,Copy !req
170. Being tolerant
you must also learnCopy !req
171. To respect people who are small,
people who are disabled,Copy !req
172. Even people who are overweight,
like this young man here.Copy !req
173. Ay!Copy !req
174. You other boys have probably
called this young man namesCopy !req
175. Like "tubby", or "lard butt"
or "fat tits".Copy !req
176. Fat tits-
That's a good one.Copy !req
177. Yeah, have to
remember that.Copy !req
178. But you must learn be tolerant
of his differences as well.Copy !req
179. If he chooses
to eat fatty foods,Copy !req
180. That's his life choice.Copy !req
181. I'm not fat...Copy !req
182. I have a different
life choice.Copy !req
183. And we won't belittle you
for eatingCopy !req
184. Lots of cookies
and cakes and pies.Copy !req
185. Dude, tolerance
kicks ass!Copy !req
186. That's our cartman.Copy !req
187. Well, that's the end
of our tour.Copy !req
188. Now do you see why tolerance
is so important, boys?Copy !req
189. I guess.Copy !req
190. We have to accept people
for who they areCopy !req
191. And what they like to do.Copy !req
192. Hey! What the hell
are you doing?Copy !req
193. I was just-Copy !req
194. There's no smoking
in the museum!Copy !req
195. But i'm not
in the museum.Copy !req
196. Get out of here,
you filthy smoker!Copy !req
197. Yeah,
dirty lungs!Copy !req
198. Go ahead and kill yourself,
stupid tar breath!Copy !req
199. Dumbass!
Get outta here!Copy !req
200. Well, have a great day,
everybody.Copy !req
201. Now you boys can go and give
your teacher and assistantCopy !req
202. The respect they
deserve, right?Copy !req
203. Yeah.Copy !req
204. Okay, children,
let's take our seats.Copy !req
205. Apparently none of you tried
to get me fired yesterday,Copy !req
206. So i guess we're just
gonna have to go onCopy !req
207. And learn more today.Copy !req
208. Now, who can tell me
what happens to waterCopy !req
209. When we heat it up
in the bunsen burner?Copy !req
210. It evaporates!Copy !req
211. Good, butters.Copy !req
212. Now, if we take the glass tube
of the bunsen burner,Copy !req
213. We can also see how
other things react.Copy !req
214. Evaporation is an
exothermic reaction-Copy !req
215. So now let's look at
an endothermic one.Copy !req
216. Mr. Slave,
position 7, please.Copy !req
217. Now i'm gonna put the glass
tube into mr. Slave's tight ass.Copy !req
218. The heat from
mr. Slave's assCopy !req
219. Will act as our new
conductor of energy.Copy !req
220. Ahh!Copy !req
221. Okay, now butters,Copy !req
222. Could you bring over
lemmiwinks for me, please?Copy !req
223. Sure!Copy !req
224. Oh, no.
No, no, no, no, no.Copy !req
225. Newton was the first to discover
that for every actionCopy !req
226. There is a reaction-
Thank you, butters-Copy !req
227. Now what do you think
is gonna happenCopy !req
228. When i introduce the
element of the gerbilCopy !req
229. To the endothermic heat
of mr. Slave's ass?Copy !req
230. Well, let's see.Copy !req
231. Ahh!Copy !req
232. Oh, Jesus.
Jesus christ!Copy !req
233. Lemmiwinks, no!Copy !req
234. Hello there,
children!Copy !req
235. Hey, chef!Copy !req
236. How's it going?
Bad.Copy !req
237. Why bad?Copy !req
238. Chef,
we're intolerant.Copy !req
239. Intolerant of who?Copy !req
240. Gays, i guess.Copy !req
241. Now why do you wanna go
be intolerantCopy !req
242. Of gay people,
children?Copy !req
243. I thought you knew
better!Copy !req
244. Well, we didn't
think we were,Copy !req
245. But mr. Garrison has
this new assistant,Copy !req
246. And we're really
uncomfortable around them.Copy !req
247. Children,
a lot of times,Copy !req
248. The reason people get
uncomfortable around gay peopleCopy !req
249. Is that they have
some issues themselves.Copy !req
250. You have to ask yourself,
"what is it about their behaviorCopy !req
251. That for some reason
makes me uncomfortable?"Copy !req
252. Well, i guess
it's mostly the wayCopy !req
253. Mr. Garrison stuck a gerbil
up mr. Slave's ass.Copy !req
254. Right, and you see,
children,Copy !req
255. That's why you need to-
Whoa, what?Copy !req
256. Are we
homophobes now?Copy !req
257. We don't wanna be
gay bashers, chef!Copy !req
258. Children, there's a big
difference between gay peopleCopy !req
259. And mr. Garrison.Copy !req
260. Do you
understand that?Copy !req
261. No.Copy !req
262. You children just
take your lunches.Copy !req
263. I'm gonna have a talk
with the principal.Copy !req
264. I'll take three
lunches today, please.Copy !req
265. You don't need
three lunches, Eric,Copy !req
266. You're fat enough
as it is.Copy !req
267. It is my
life choice, chef,Copy !req
268. And if you don't tolerate it
i'll report you to the s.C.C.Copy !req
269. That was a brilliant ideaCopy !req
270. Having me put a gerbil
up your ass, mr. Slave!Copy !req
271. Now we'll get fired
for sure!Copy !req
272. Well, it wasn't the first
small animal i put up my ass.Copy !req
273. Mr. Garrison to the
principal's office, please.Copy !req
274. That's it!Copy !req
275. They're gonna fire me
for being gay!Copy !req
276. 25 million,
here we come!Copy !req
277. Don't forget,
i get half!Copy !req
278. Ooh!Copy !req
279. Ooh, Jesus christ.Copy !req
280. Lemmiwinks, you must find
your way out of this placeCopy !req
281. Or you will surely die.Copy !req
282. This way has been closed off
by the great sphincter.Copy !req
283. To escape, you must journey
upward through dark reachesCopy !req
284. Of the intestine
and past the stomach.Copy !req
285. Who am i?
Just a friend.Copy !req
286. Heed my words, lemmiwinks,
your time is running out.Copy !req
287. Make for the
large intestine.Copy !req
288. All will be
made clear then.Copy !req
289. You wanted to see me,
principal victoria?Copy !req
290. Oh, yes, mr. Garrison,
have a seat.Copy !req
291. Oh dear, sounds like
i'm getting fired.Copy !req
292. Mr. Garrison, chef has
brought it to my attentionCopy !req
293. That some of the students
are a bit... uncomfortableCopy !req
294. About certain aspects of
your teaching methods.Copy !req
295. Oh, no,
you're firing me?Copy !req
296. Oh well, i can't stop
being who i am.Copy !req
297. I can't help the way
god made me.Copy !req
298. Guess i just have to go!Copy !req
299. No, no, no!
We're not firing you.Copy !req
300. You're not?Copy !req
301. No, we're sending chef
to a tolerance seminar.Copy !req
302. Sending chef to
a tolerance seminar?Copy !req
303. You got to be
crazy!Copy !req
304. You've demonstrated
a lack of toleranceCopy !req
305. For mr. Garrison's
behavior.Copy !req
306. In fact, i believe you
used to words "sick queer"Copy !req
307. To describe his
conduct in class.Copy !req
308. He is a sick queer!Copy !req
309. Yeah!Copy !req
310. I just wanted to give you
an opportunityCopy !req
311. To apologize to mr. Garrison
before i sent you away, chef.Copy !req
312. Kiss my black ass!Copy !req
313. Parents, i had to call you
in here because your boysCopy !req
314. Have refused
to attend classCopy !req
315. With their homosexual
teachers, m'kay.Copy !req
316. We're not staying in class
another minuteCopy !req
317. With those queermos!Copy !req
318. Well, i really thought
you boys learned somethingCopy !req
319. At the museum of tolerance.Copy !req
320. But apparently
all you learnedCopy !req
321. Was new words to call
your poor teachers!Copy !req
322. But they killed
lemmiwinks!Copy !req
323. Shut your mouth,
butters!Copy !req
324. You'll speak
when spoken to!Copy !req
325. Yes, sir.Copy !req
326. Mr. Mackey, we've done
everything we canCopy !req
327. To raise compassionate
children.Copy !req
328. We don't know
where else to turn!Copy !req
329. Well, there is an intensive
seminar camp.Copy !req
330. It's a bit severe, but it
might be the only way, m'kay.Copy !req
331. That sounds
good to me.Copy !req
332. Me too!Copy !req
333. Then it's settled.Copy !req
334. Boys, you're going
to tolerance camp!Copy !req
335. Tolerance camp?Copy !req
336. Velcome to tolerance camp.Copy !req
337. You are here because you would
not accept people's differences.Copy !req
338. Because you refused to
accept the life choicesCopy !req
339. Of your fellow man.Copy !req
340. Well, those days
are now over.Copy !req
341. Here you will vork,
every hour of every dayCopy !req
342. Until you submit to being
tolerant of everybody.Copy !req
343. Here, intolerance...
will not be tolerated.Copy !req
344. God dammit!Copy !req
345. How'd it go?Copy !req
346. This is unbelievable,
mr. Slave!Copy !req
347. It seems no matter what i do
i can't get fired!Copy !req
348. The principal
didn't fire you?Copy !req
349. No!Copy !req
350. The parents felt so bad that
their kids didn't want toCopy !req
351. Attend my class anymoreCopy !req
352. That they want to give me the
"courageous teacher" awardCopy !req
353. This friday at the
museum of tolerance!Copy !req
354. Oh, Jesus christ.Copy !req
355. I mean, i stuck
a gerbil up your assCopy !req
356. And they want to give me
a goddamn medal!Copy !req
357. Well, it sounds to me
like the principalCopy !req
358. Is just hiding things
from everybody.Copy !req
359. What you need to do is
let the parents seeCopy !req
360. What kind of demented
faggot you are.Copy !req
361. Oh, well- Hey,
that's right, mr. Slave.Copy !req
362. The parents have to
see for themselves.Copy !req
363. The award ceremony!Copy !req
364. We'll put on a show
they'll never forget!Copy !req
365. Ooh, Jesus christ.Copy !req
366. Lemmiwinks!Copy !req
367. You are coming to the entrance
of the small intestine.Copy !req
368. There you must seek out
the sparrow prince.Copy !req
369. I am the sparrow prince.Copy !req
370. Long has my spirit been
trapped within this place.Copy !req
371. Before you lies the maze
of the small intestine.Copy !req
372. One path leads to the stomach,
the other to certain doom.Copy !req
373. Take with you
this helmet and torch.Copy !req
374. Let them be your guide.Copy !req
375. Today we will be using
ze finger paints.Copy !req
376. You vill make a painting that
shows people of different racesCopy !req
377. And sexual orientations
getting along.Copy !req
378. Finger paint.
Finger paint!Copy !req
379. You will not make any
distinction betweenCopy !req
380. People of different color,Copy !req
381. People with different
sexual preferences.Copy !req
382. You will accept
everyone!Copy !req
383. What are you
finger painting?Copy !req
384. Uh, a bear?Copy !req
385. Ein bear?Copy !req
386. Ein bear has nothing
to do withCopy !req
387. Accepting people
of different races!Copy !req
388. I didn't know what
else to paint!Copy !req
389. Start over!Copy !req
390. You vill finger paint
what we tell you!Copy !req
391. Go!Copy !req
392. Faster.Copy !req
393. Faster!Copy !req
394. Fasterrrr!Copy !req
395. Ah!Copy !req
396. Faster!
Are you done?Copy !req
397. What is it?
What have you done?Copy !req
398. People of all
colors and creedsCopy !req
399. Holding hands
beneath a rainbow!Copy !req
400. Good!Copy !req
401. That wasn't so hard,
was it?Copy !req
402. Now do it again!Copy !req
403. Faster!
Fasterrr!Copy !req
404. There, i've done it,
mr. Slave-Copy !req
405. The perfect plan
to get us fired!Copy !req
406. You finished your
costume design yet?Copy !req
407. Almost, i just have to
get through the-Copy !req
408. Oh- Jesus christ.Copy !req
409. What's the matter?Copy !req
410. Just a bit of
an upset stomach i guess.Copy !req
411. Well, here,
take a pepto pill.Copy !req
412. I can't have my teacher's
ass under the weather.Copy !req
413. Oh, Jesus christ.Copy !req
414. You chose your path
wisely, lemmiwinks.Copy !req
415. I am the catatafish.Copy !req
416. If you answer
this riddleCopy !req
417. The esophagus
will let you pass.Copy !req
418. Everything in order?Copy !req
419. Yes, mein fuhrer.Copy !req
420. Ve are making the prisoners
make macaroni picturesCopy !req
421. That illustrate diversity
in the vorkplace.Copy !req
422. Excellent.Copy !req
423. Doh!Copy !req
424. Kyle!Copy !req
425. Kyle, you have to keep making
your macaroni pictures!Copy !req
426. Can't... glue...Copy !req
427. Anymore.Copy !req
428. The guards
are coming, kyle.Copy !req
429. Glue, glue damn you!Copy !req
430. Take zis one away,
he is done for.Copy !req
431. Butters?Copy !req
432. No more...
arts and crafts.Copy !req
433. Oh Jesus.Copy !req
434. We have to
get out of here.Copy !req
435. Please don't tell them
that we're hiding here!Copy !req
436. We can't work any more,
we'll die!Copy !req
437. What? What?Copy !req
438. Oh, uh, nothing!Copy !req
439. I was just getting
back to work.Copy !req
440. What is in there?Copy !req
441. Nothing!Copy !req
442. Get back to work.Copy !req
443. Yes, sir!Copy !req
444. Phew...Copy !req
445. Heh-Heh, heh-Heh...Copy !req
446. Eww!
Ohh!Copy !req
447. Hey, i was just
kidding!Copy !req
448. There's actually two girls
hiding down there!Copy !req
449. Hey!Copy !req
450. Tonight, we are here to honor
an amazing 4th grade teacherCopy !req
451. With the
"courageous teacher" award.Copy !req
452. Herbert garrison came out
about two years ago.Copy !req
453. Since then, he has
faced adversity,Copy !req
454. He has even faced ridicule
by some of his students.Copy !req
455. Oh randy, i'm so
ashamed of our son.Copy !req
456. It is my honor to present the
courageous teacher award to-Copy !req
457. Herbert garrison.Copy !req
458. Get along,
little slave.Copy !req
459. Oh my god.Copy !req
460. That's what our boys
were talking about?Copy !req
461. Ding ding!
Ding ding!Copy !req
462. He is so
courageous.Copy !req
463. Say, mr. Slave...Copy !req
464. Yes, mr. Garrison?Copy !req
465. I had a dream last night
that you were a real dick.Copy !req
466. Really?Copy !req
467. Why would you dream that
i was being an asshole?Copy !req
468. No, no-
I was the asshole.Copy !req
469. Oh, that is
so courageous.Copy !req
470. What an amazing
human being!Copy !req
471. Uh, i'm very happy
to get this award.Copy !req
472. But you know what
makes me even happier?Copy !req
473. Sucking balls.Copy !req
474. Ahhh...Copy !req
475. It isn't working!Copy !req
476. Sing your song,
mr. Slave!Copy !req
477. I've got a little-
Ooh! Oh, Jesus christ.Copy !req
478. What's happening
in there?Copy !req
479. Hang on, lemmiwinks!Copy !req
480. You solved the
catatafish's riddle!Copy !req
481. Now your trials are
nearly through!Copy !req
482. Oh, i should have
never shovedCopy !req
483. All those poor animals
up my ass!Copy !req
484. Uh-Copy !req
485. Courageous.
So courageous!Copy !req
486. God dammit, don't you
people get it?Copy !req
487. I'm trying to get
fired here!Copy !req
488. Oh, that's courageous.Copy !req
489. Look, this kind of behaviorCopy !req
490. Should not be acceptable
from a teacher!Copy !req
491. Yeah, Jesus christ.Copy !req
492. But the museum tells us
to be tolerant.Copy !req
493. Yes, the museum!Copy !req
494. The museum tells us!Copy !req
495. Tolerant,
but not stupid!Copy !req
496. Look, just because you
have to tolerate somethingCopy !req
497. Doesn't mean you
have to approve of it!Copy !req
498. If you had to like it, it'd be
called the museum of acceptance.Copy !req
499. Tolerate means you're just
putting up with it.Copy !req
500. You tolerate a crying child
sitting next to you on the airplane,Copy !req
501. Or you tolerate
a bad cold.Copy !req
502. It can still
piss you off!Copy !req
503. Jesus-Tap-Dancing-Christ!Copy !req
504. He's right.Copy !req
505. Our boys didn't
hate homosexuals,Copy !req
506. They just hated the way
this asshole was acting.Copy !req
507. We've gotta get
our boys back!Copy !req
508. Huh!Copy !req
509. So now can i please get fired
and get my $25 million?Copy !req
510. No, no, i think i have
a better idea.Copy !req
511. We're sorry, boys,
why didn't you tell usCopy !req
512. Your teachers were acting
so over the top?Copy !req
513. Yes, you boys don't know
how much we've suffered!Copy !req
514. Come on, let's go.Copy !req
515. But this is insane!Copy !req
516. I'm sorry,
mr. Garrison,Copy !req
517. But it's obvious you aren't
tolerant of your own behavior.Copy !req
518. Vhat do we have here,
new recruits?Copy !req
519. I assure you, the next veek
will be nothingCopy !req
520. But pain and suffering!Copy !req
521. Oooh, this could be
kind of fun.Copy !req
522. Ohh!Copy !req
523. Great job,
lemmiwinks!Copy !req
524. Thanks to you,
we are all free.Copy !req
525. But your adventures
are just beginning.Copy !req
526. For you are no ordinary
gerbil, lemmiwinks,Copy !req
527. You are-
The gerbil king.Copy !req
528. All hail the gerbil king!Copy !req
529. Ohh, Jesus!Copy !req
530. Jesus christ, ohh!Copy !req