1. I'm goin' down to South Park,
gonna have myself a time.Copy !req
2. Friendly faces everywhere.Copy !req
3. Humble folks
without temptation.Copy !req
4. Goin' down to South Park,
gonna leave my woes behind.Copy !req
5. Ample parking day or night.Copy !req
6. People spouting,
"Howdy, neighbor!"Copy !req
7. Heading on up to South Park,
gonna see if I can't unwind.Copy !req
8. Timmy, Timmy, Timmy, Timmy.Copy !req
9. Timmy, Timmy,
liv-a-la, Timmy!Copy !req
10. Come on down to South Park
and meet some friends of mine.Copy !req
11. You wanted to see me,
Principal Victoria?Copy !req
12. Yes, Mr. Garrison.
Have a seat.Copy !req
13. Mr. Garrison, some time ago,
you asked to be promotedCopy !req
14. from teaching kindergarten
back to the third grade.Copy !req
15. I'm aware of that.Copy !req
16. I want to come clean with you
and tell you that back then,Copy !req
17. some of us were uncomfortable
with your sexual preferences.Copy !req
18. It was wrong of us,
and I want to make it up to you.Copy !req
19. That's really great to hear.Copy !req
20. As you know, the position
of fourth-grade teacherCopy !req
21. has become available, and we'd
like to offer you the job.Copy !req
22. Oh, for real?
You're not kidding?Copy !req
23. We in administration see now
that you are an individualCopy !req
24. with your own preferences,
and we respect that.Copy !req
25. Oh, this is all just...
It's a dream come true!Copy !req
26. Thank you, Principal Victoria.
I'll do a great job.Copy !req
27. I know you will.Copy !req
28. You're sure this for real?Copy !req
29. I mean, I'm not gonna
just get fired againCopy !req
30. for being gay tomorrow?Copy !req
31. It's for real, Mr. Garrison.Copy !req
32. Oh, great.Copy !req
33. With all the new laws,Copy !req
34. we could never fire you
for being gay now.Copy !req
35. You'd be able to sue us
for millions of dollars.Copy !req
36. Right.
I...Copy !req
37. W-What was that?Copy !req
38. Well, I was just saying that the
policies have really changed.Copy !req
39. If we fired you
for acting gay next time,Copy !req
40. you'd be able to sue the school
district for lots of money.Copy !req
41. Oh, right. Right. Right.
I...Copy !req
42. How... How much money exactly?Copy !req
43. Oh, well, there was the case
out in MinnesotaCopy !req
44. where the guy was awarded
$25 million, I think.Copy !req
45. Y-You don't say.Copy !req
46. Well, thanks,
uh, Principal Victoria.Copy !req
47. Holy moly!Copy !req
48. I've got to find a way
to get fired for being gay!Copy !req
49. M'kay, kids, I know the past
few weeks have been really hard,Copy !req
50. with the death of your teacher,
Ms. Choksondik.Copy !req
51. But the principal
has finally hired a teacherCopy !req
52. to take her place.Copy !req
53. So I want you all to give
your best behaviorCopy !req
54. to your new fourth-grade
teacher, Mr. Garrison.Copy !req
55. Not him!Copy !req
56. Thank you, Mr. Mackey.Copy !req
57. Uh, good luck, m'kay?Copy !req
58. Okay, children.Copy !req
59. Now, for those of you who are
new, my name is Mr. Garrison.Copy !req
60. Where's Mr. Hat, sir?Copy !req
61. Well, I was informed
that fourth gradersCopy !req
62. are a little too old
for Mr. Hat.Copy !req
63. Two-year-olds are too old
for Mr. Hat.Copy !req
64. But it's okay, because I've
found a new teacher's assistant.Copy !req
65. Say hello to Mr. Slave.Copy !req
66. Hi, kids.Copy !req
67. So, that's Mr. Slave,
the teacher's assistant.Copy !req
68. Or, as I like to write
for short, the teacher's ass.Copy !req
69. Oh, Jesus Christ.Copy !req
70. Okay, Mr. Slave.
Go sit until I need you.Copy !req
71. Dude, I think that Mr. Slave guy
might be a... Pakistani.Copy !req
72. I'm not saying the rest of the
school year is going to be easy.Copy !req
73. In fact, it's going to be long
and hard...Copy !req
74. Really long and really hard.Copy !req
75. Oh, Jesus Christ.Copy !req
76. The first thing
we're gonna be learning aboutCopy !req
77. is Communist Russia.Copy !req
78. No. Kenny.
What are you doing, Kenny?Copy !req
79. Now, Stalin was a big silly
when it came to...Copy !req
80. Kenny, no!
Don't do it, Kenny!Copy !req
81. Eric, did you just throw
a paper airplane?Copy !req
82. No!
It was Kenny!Copy !req
83. Very funny, Eric.
Kenny's dead!Copy !req
84. But Cartman drank
Kenny's remains,Copy !req
85. and Kenny's soul is trapped
in Cartman's body.Copy !req
86. - Yeah!
- That does it!Copy !req
87. I will not put up
with foolishness in my class!Copy !req
88. It's time for punishment.Copy !req
89. Take it, Mr. Slave!Copy !req
90. Oh, it hurts!Copy !req
91. I will not put up
with tomfooleryCopy !req
92. in my classroom, children!Copy !req
93. Mr. Slave, put this rubber ball
in your mouth.Copy !req
94. Take that, slave! Take it!Copy !req
95. Oh, God!Copy !req
96. This should get me fired
for sure.Copy !req
97. I really enjoyed the imageryCopy !req
98. in the last chapter
of this month's book.Copy !req
99. Yes, and I really saw
the entire book, thematically,Copy !req
100. as a take on corporate America.Copy !req
101. I think, in the fourth chapter,
when, uh, Nancy Drew discoversCopy !req
102. the bloody glove
in the cheerleader's locker,Copy !req
103. well, that was just
a brilliantly written passage.Copy !req
104. - So full of metaphor!
- Hey, guys, can we talk to you?Copy !req
105. - Oh, hi, boys.
- How was school?Copy !req
106. - Uh, not cool.
- That's great.Copy !req
107. We're having our
Book-of-The-Month Club meeting,Copy !req
108. so why don't you boys go outside
and play?Copy !req
109. Was it me, or did you all think
Nancy Drew solvedCopy !req
110. the riddle of Elephant Mountain
a little too easily?Copy !req
111. - Oh, yes. Absolutely.
- Oh, yeah.Copy !req
112. No, no.
He said not cool.Copy !req
113. We got our new teacher today.Copy !req
114. It's Mr. Garrison,
our old third-grade teacher.Copy !req
115. Well, he has this new
teacher's assistant,Copy !req
116. and... and they're both...
totally gay.Copy !req
117. Kyle, you know betterCopy !req
118. than to discriminate
against homosexuals!Copy !req
119. Yeah, but these guys
are really super gay.Copy !req
120. I'm surprised at you, Stanley.Copy !req
121. I really thought you knew how to
accept people for who they were.Copy !req
122. But, Dad...
No "buts," Stanley.Copy !req
123. We're not raising our kids
to be discriminators.Copy !req
124. That's right.Copy !req
125. I think it's time you kids took
a little tripCopy !req
126. to the Museum of Tolerance.Copy !req
127. Welcome to the Museum
of Tolerance.Copy !req
128. Here, we try to educate youCopy !req
129. on the dynamics of racism
and prejudice in America.Copy !req
130. Now, did you know that words
we use can show intolerance?Copy !req
131. Let's begin our tour with a walk
through our Tunnel of PrejudiceCopy !req
132. to show you
what it can feel likeCopy !req
133. to be discriminated against.Copy !req
134. Queer!Copy !req
135. Beaner!Copy !req
136. Chink!Copy !req
137. Nigger!Copy !req
138. Heeb!Copy !req
139. Faggot!Copy !req
140. - Cracker!
- Slope!Copy !req
141. - Oh man, this is awesome!
- Jap!Copy !req
142. Now you know how it feels.Copy !req
143. I want to ride again!
I want to ride again!Copy !req
144. We are now entering
the Hall of Stereotypes.Copy !req
145. These wax figures represent
how some intolerant peopleCopy !req
146. have labeled minorities.Copy !req
147. Here we see a black person
eating chicken and watermelon...Copy !req
148. A stereotype that hurts
the African-American community.Copy !req
149. What other stereotypes
do you see here?Copy !req
150. Here's the Arab as a terrorist.Copy !req
151. That's right,
but of course we knowCopy !req
152. that not all Arabs
are terrorists, don't we, kids?Copy !req
153. Well, there's an Asian man
with a calculator.Copy !req
154. That's right.Copy !req
155. Not all stereotypes
are negative.Copy !req
156. But even a positive one, like
"all Asians are good at math"Copy !req
157. is harmful to society.Copy !req
158. Look!
A covetous Jew!Copy !req
159. Very good, young man.Copy !req
160. The idea that Jews
are only interested in moneyCopy !req
161. is very old indeed.Copy !req
162. Here's a good one.Copy !req
163. It's the stereotypical
sleepy Mexican.Copy !req
164. W-What?
Oh, man. What time is it?Copy !req
165. Oh, I'm sorry. I thought
you were a wax sculpture.Copy !req
166. No, man.
I'm the janitor.Copy !req
167. I'm supposed to be cleaning,
but I'm so tired.Copy !req
168. Oh, I'm so sleepy.Copy !req
169. This is our Discovery Wing.Copy !req
170. Take your time
at the computer displays,Copy !req
171. because, you see,
being tolerant,Copy !req
172. you must also learn to respect
people who are small,Copy !req
173. people who are disabled,Copy !req
174. even people who are overweight,
like this young man here.Copy !req
175. Hey!Copy !req
176. You other boys have probably
called this young man namesCopy !req
177. like "tubby" or "lard butt"
or "fat tits."Copy !req
178. - Fat tits... That's a good one.
- Yeah. I have to remember that.Copy !req
179. But you must learn
to be tolerantCopy !req
180. of his differences as well.Copy !req
181. If he chooses to eat fatty
foods, that's his life choice.Copy !req
182. I'm not fat.Copy !req
183. I have a different life choice.Copy !req
184. And we won't belittle youCopy !req
185. for eating lots of cookies
and cakes and pies.Copy !req
186. Dude, tolerance kicks ass!Copy !req
187. That's our Cartman.Copy !req
188. Well, that's the end
of our tour.Copy !req
189. Now do you see why tolerance
is so important, boys?Copy !req
190. I guess.Copy !req
191. We have to accept people
for who they areCopy !req
192. and what they like to do.Copy !req
193. Hey!
What the hell are you doing?Copy !req
194. Oh, I was just, uh...Copy !req
195. There is no smoking
in the museum!Copy !req
196. But I'm not in the museum.Copy !req
197. Get out of here,
you filthy smoker!Copy !req
198. Yeah, dirty lungs!Copy !req
199. Go ahead and kill yourself,
stupid tar breath!Copy !req
200. - Dumbass!
- Get out of here!Copy !req
201. Well, have a great day,
everybody.Copy !req
202. Now you boys can go and give
your teacher and assistantCopy !req
203. the respect they deserve, right?Copy !req
204. Yeah.Copy !req
205. Okay, children.
Let's take our seats.Copy !req
206. Apparently, none of you tried to
get me fired yesterday,Copy !req
207. so I guess we're just gonna have
to go on and learn more today.Copy !req
208. Now, who can tell me
what happens to waterCopy !req
209. when we heat it up
in the Bunsen burner?Copy !req
210. - It evaporates.
- Good, Butters.Copy !req
211. Now, if we take the glass tube
of the Bunsen burner,Copy !req
212. we can also see
how other things react.Copy !req
213. Evaporation
is an exothermic reaction,Copy !req
214. so now let's look at
an endothermic one.Copy !req
215. Mr. Slave, position 7, please.Copy !req
216. Now, I'm gonna put the glass
tube into Mr. Slave's tight ass.Copy !req
217. The heat from Mr. Slave's assCopy !req
218. will act as our new conductor
of energy.Copy !req
219. Okay.Copy !req
220. Now, Butters, could you bring
over Lemmiwinks for me, please?Copy !req
221. Sure.Copy !req
222. Oh, no.
No, no, no, no, no.Copy !req
223. Newton was the first to discoverCopy !req
224. that for every action,
there is a reaction.Copy !req
225. Thank you, Butters.Copy !req
226. What do you think
is gonna happenCopy !req
227. when I introduce
the element of the gerbilCopy !req
228. to the endothermic heat
of Mr. Slave's ass?Copy !req
229. Well, let's see.Copy !req
230. Jesus... Jesus Christ!Copy !req
231. Lemmiwinks!
No!Copy !req
232. - Hello, there, children!
- Hey, Chef!Copy !req
233. - How is it going?
- Bad.Copy !req
234. Why bad?Copy !req
235. Chef, we're intolerant.Copy !req
236. - Intolerant of who?
- Gays, I guess.Copy !req
237. Now, why do you want to
go be intolerantCopy !req
238. of gay people, children?Copy !req
239. I thought you knew better.Copy !req
240. We didn't think we were, but Mr.
Garrison has this new assistant,Copy !req
241. and we're really uncomfortable
around them.Copy !req
242. Children, a lot of timesCopy !req
243. the reason people get
uncomfortable around gay peopleCopy !req
244. is that they have some issues
themselves.Copy !req
245. You have to ask yourself,
"What is it about their behaviorCopy !req
246. that for some reason
makes me uncomfortable?"Copy !req
247. Well, I guess it's mostlyCopy !req
248. the way Mr. Garrison stuck
a gerbil up Mr. Slave's ass.Copy !req
249. Right. And, you see, children,
that's why you need to...Copy !req
250. What?Copy !req
251. Are we homophobes now?Copy !req
252. We don't want to be gay bashers,
Chef.Copy !req
253. Children,
there's a big differenceCopy !req
254. between gay people
and Mr. Garrison.Copy !req
255. - Do you understand that?
- No.Copy !req
256. You children
just take your lunches.Copy !req
257. I'm gonna have a talk
with the principal.Copy !req
258. I'll take three lunches today,
please.Copy !req
259. You don't need three lunches,
Eric.Copy !req
260. - You're fat enough as it is.
- It is my life choice, Chef.Copy !req
261. And if you don't tolerate it,
I'll report you to the FCC.Copy !req
262. That was a brilliant idea,Copy !req
263. having me put a gerbil
up your ass, Mr. Slave.Copy !req
264. Now we'll get fired for sure!Copy !req
265. Well, it wasn't the first
small animal I've put up my ass.Copy !req
266. Mr. Garrison
to the principal's office.Copy !req
267. That's it!Copy !req
268. They're gonna fire me
for being gay!Copy !req
269. $25 million, here we come.Copy !req
270. Don't forget... I get half.Copy !req
271. Jesus Christ.Copy !req
272. Lemmiwinks, you must find
your way out of this place,Copy !req
273. or you will surely die.Copy !req
274. This way has been closed off
by the great sphincter.Copy !req
275. To escape,
you must journey upwardCopy !req
276. through the dark reaches of the
intestine and past the stomach.Copy !req
277. Who am I?
Just a friend.Copy !req
278. Heed my words, Lemmiwinks.
Your time is running out.Copy !req
279. Make for the large intestine.
All will be made clear then.Copy !req
280. A great adventure
is waiting for you ahead.Copy !req
281. Hurry onward, Lemmiwinks.Copy !req
282. Or you will soon be dead.Copy !req
283. The journey before you may be
long and filled with woe.Copy !req
284. But you must escape
the gay man's ass.Copy !req
285. So your tale can be told.Copy !req
286. Lemmiwinks, Lemmiwinks.Copy !req
287. Lemmiwinks, LemmiwinksCopy !req
288. Da, da, da, da-da-daCopy !req
289. Da-da-da, da, da, da, da.Copy !req
290. You wanted to see me,
Principal Victoria?Copy !req
291. Oh, yes.
Uh, Mr. Garrison, have a seat.Copy !req
292. Oh, dear.
Sounds like I'm getting fired.Copy !req
293. Doo-doo-doo-doo,
da-doo-doo-doo-dooCopy !req
294. Mr. Garrison, Chef has
brought it to my attentionCopy !req
295. that some of the students
are a bit... uncomfortableCopy !req
296. about certain aspects
of your teaching methods.Copy !req
297. Oh, no!
You're firing me?Copy !req
298. Oh, well.
I can't stop being who I am.Copy !req
299. I can't help
the way God made me.Copy !req
300. Guess I just have to go.Copy !req
301. No, no, no.
We're not firing you.Copy !req
302. You're not?Copy !req
303. No. We're sending Chef
to a tolerance seminar.Copy !req
304. Sending Chef
to a tolerance seminar?Copy !req
305. You got to be fucking crazy!Copy !req
306. You've demonstrated
a lack of toleranceCopy !req
307. for Mr. Garrison's behavior.Copy !req
308. In fact, I believe you used
the words "sick queer"Copy !req
309. to describe his conduct
in class.Copy !req
310. He is a sick queer!Copy !req
311. Yeah!Copy !req
312. I just wanted to give you
an opportunityCopy !req
313. to apologize to Mr. Garrison
before I sent you away, Chef.Copy !req
314. Kiss my black ass!Copy !req
315. Parents,
I had to call you in hereCopy !req
316. because your boys have refused
to attend classCopy !req
317. with their homosexual teachers,
m'kay?Copy !req
318. We're not staying another minute
with those queermos.Copy !req
319. Well, I really thought
you boys learned somethingCopy !req
320. in the Museum of Tolerance,
but apparently all you learnedCopy !req
321. was new words
to call your poor teachers.Copy !req
322. But they killed Lemmiwinks!Copy !req
323. Shut your mouth, Butters!
You'll speak when spoken to!Copy !req
324. Yes, sir.Copy !req
325. Mr. Mackey, we've done
everything we canCopy !req
326. to raise compassionate children.Copy !req
327. We don't know
where else to turn!Copy !req
328. Well, there is an intensive
seminar camp.Copy !req
329. It's a bit severe, but it might
be the only way, m'kay?Copy !req
330. That sounds good to me.Copy !req
331. - Me too.
- Then it's settled.Copy !req
332. Boys, you're going
to tolerance camp.Copy !req
333. Tolerance camp?Copy !req
334. Welcome to tolerance camp.Copy !req
335. You are here because you would
not accept people's differences.Copy !req
336. Because you refused to accept
the life choicesCopy !req
337. of your fellow man.Copy !req
338. Well, those days are now over.Copy !req
339. Here, you will work,
every hour of every day,Copy !req
340. until you submit
to being tolerant of everybody.Copy !req
341. Here, intolerance...
will not be tolerated.Copy !req
342. God damn it!Copy !req
343. How'd it go?Copy !req
344. This is unbelievable, Mr. Slave!Copy !req
345. It seems no matter what I do,
I can't get fired!Copy !req
346. - The principal didn't fire you?
- No!Copy !req
347. The parents felt so badCopy !req
348. that their kids didn't want to
attend my class anymoreCopy !req
349. that they want to give me
the Courageous Teacher AwardCopy !req
350. this Friday
at the Museum of Tolerance!Copy !req
351. Oh, Jesus Christ.Copy !req
352. I mean, I stuck a gerbil
up your ass,Copy !req
353. and they want to give me
a goddamn medal!Copy !req
354. Well, it sounds to meCopy !req
355. like the principal is just
hiding things from everybody.Copy !req
356. What you need to do
is let the parents seeCopy !req
357. what kind of demented faggot
you are.Copy !req
358. Oh, well...
Hey, that's right, Mr. Slave.Copy !req
359. The parents have to see
for themselves.Copy !req
360. The award ceremony!Copy !req
361. We'll put on a show
they'll never forget!Copy !req
362. Jesus Christ.Copy !req
363. Lemmiwinks journeyed
a distance far and vast.Copy !req
364. To find his way out
of the gay man's ass.Copy !req
365. The road ahead is filled
with danger and fright.Copy !req
366. But push onward, Lemmiwinks,
with all of your might.Copy !req
367. Lemmiwinks!Copy !req
368. You are coming to the entrance
of the small intestine.Copy !req
369. There you must seek out
the Sparrow Prince.Copy !req
370. The Sparrow Prince lies
somewhere way up ahead.Copy !req
371. Don't look back, Lemmiwinks,
or you'll soon be dead.Copy !req
372. Lemmiwinks, Lemmiwinks.Copy !req
373. The time is growing late.Copy !req
374. Slow down now
and seal your fateCopy !req
375. I am the Sparrow Prince.Copy !req
376. Long has my spirit been trapped
within this place.Copy !req
377. Before you lies the maze
of the small intestine.Copy !req
378. One path leads to the stomach,
the other to certain doom.Copy !req
379. Take with you this helmet
and torch.Copy !req
380. Let them be your guide.Copy !req
381. Take the magic helmet torch
to help you light the way.Copy !req
382. There's still a lot of ground
to cross inside the man so gay.Copy !req
383. Ahead of you lies adventure.Copy !req
384. And your strength
still lies within.Copy !req
385. Freedom from the ass of doom
is the treasure you will win.Copy !req
386. Today we will be using
the finger paints.Copy !req
387. You will make a painting that
shows people of different racesCopy !req
388. and sexual orientations
getting along.Copy !req
389. Finger-paint.Copy !req
390. Finger-paint!Copy !req
391. You will not make
any distinctionCopy !req
392. between people
of different color,Copy !req
393. people with different
sexual preferences.Copy !req
394. You will accept everyone!Copy !req
395. What are you finger-painting?Copy !req
396. Uh, a bear?Copy !req
397. Ein bear?Copy !req
398. Ein bear has nothing to doCopy !req
399. with accepting people
of different races!Copy !req
400. I-I didn't know
what else to paint!Copy !req
401. Start over!Copy !req
402. You will finger-paint
what we tell you.Copy !req
403. Go!Copy !req
404. Faster.Copy !req
405. Faster.Copy !req
406. Faster.Copy !req
407. Faster!
Are you done?Copy !req
408. What is it?
What have you done?Copy !req
409. People of all colors and creeds
holding hands beneath a rainbow!Copy !req
410. Good!Copy !req
411. That wasn't so hard, was it?Copy !req
412. Now do it again!Copy !req
413. Faster!Copy !req
414. Faster.Copy !req
415. There.Copy !req
416. I've done it, Mr. Slave...Copy !req
417. The perfect plan
to get us fired.Copy !req
418. You finish your costume design
yet?Copy !req
419. Almost. I just have to
get through with the...Copy !req
420. Jesus Christ.Copy !req
421. What's the matter?Copy !req
422. Just a bit of an upset stomach,
I guess.Copy !req
423. Well, here.
Take a Pepto pill.Copy !req
424. I can't have my teacher's ass
under the weather.Copy !req
425. Oh, Jesus Christ.Copy !req
426. Lemmiwinks came
to the stomach dark.Copy !req
427. 'Neath the depths of the lungs
and heart.Copy !req
428. You chose your path wisely,
Lemmiwinks.Copy !req
429. I am the Catatafish.Copy !req
430. Catatafish
of the stomach's cove.Copy !req
431. If you answer this riddle,
the esophagus will let you pass.Copy !req
432. Catatafish's riddle
will soon be told.Copy !req
433. Everything in order?Copy !req
434. Yes, mein Fuhrer.Copy !req
435. We are making the prisoners
make macaroni picturesCopy !req
436. that illustrate diversity
in the workplace.Copy !req
437. Excellent.Copy !req
438. Kyle!Copy !req
439. Kyle, you have to keep making
your macaroni pictures.Copy !req
440. Can't...Copy !req
441. glue... any... more.Copy !req
442. The guards are coming, Kyle.
Glue. Glue, damn you!Copy !req
443. Take this one away.
He is done for.Copy !req
444. Butters?Copy !req
445. N-No more... arts and crafts.Copy !req
446. Oh, Jesus.
We have to get out of here.Copy !req
447. Please don't tell them
we're hiding here!Copy !req
448. We can't work any more.
We'll die.Copy !req
449. What?
What?Copy !req
450. Oh. Uh, nothing.
I was just getting back to work.Copy !req
451. - What is in there?
- Nothing!Copy !req
452. Get back to work.Copy !req
453. Yes, sir.Copy !req
454. Ew! Oh! Ew!Copy !req
455. Hey, I was just kidding!Copy !req
456. There's actually two girls
hiding down there!Copy !req
457. Hey!Copy !req
458. Tonight we are here to honor
an amazing fourth-grade teacherCopy !req
459. with the Courageous Teacher
Award.Copy !req
460. Herbert Garrison came out
about two years ago.Copy !req
461. Since then,
he has faced adversity.Copy !req
462. He has even faced ridicule
by some of the students.Copy !req
463. Oh, Randy,
I'm so ashamed of our son.Copy !req
464. It is my honor to present
the Courageous Teacher AwardCopy !req
465. to Herbert Garrison.Copy !req
466. Dum-de-dum.Copy !req
467. De-dum-de-de-dum.Copy !req
468. De-dum-de-dum-de-de-dum.Copy !req
469. Get along, little slave.Copy !req
470. Oh, my God.Copy !req
471. That's what our boys
were talking about?Copy !req
472. Ding ding! Ding ding!Copy !req
473. He is so courageous.Copy !req
474. Say, Mr. Slave.Copy !req
475. Yes, Mr. Garrison?Copy !req
476. I had a dream last night
that you were a real dick.Copy !req
477. Really?Copy !req
478. Why would you dream
that I was being an asshole?Copy !req
479. No, no.
I was the asshole.Copy !req
480. Oh, that is so courageous.Copy !req
481. What an amazing human being.Copy !req
482. Uh, I-I'm very happy
to get this award.Copy !req
483. But you know what makes me
even happier?Copy !req
484. Sucking balls.Copy !req
485. It isn't working.
Sing your song, Mr. Slave.Copy !req
486. I've got a little...Copy !req
487. Ooh!
Oh, Jesus Christ.Copy !req
488. What's happening in there?Copy !req
489. Hang on, Lemmiwinks!Copy !req
490. You solved
the Catatafish's riddle!Copy !req
491. Now your trials
are nearly through!Copy !req
492. Oh, I should have never shoved
all those poor animalsCopy !req
493. up my ass!Copy !req
494. Courageous.Copy !req
495. So courageous!Copy !req
496. God damn it!
Don't you people get it?Copy !req
497. I'm trying to get fired here!Copy !req
498. Oh, that's courageous.Copy !req
499. Look, this kind of behaviorCopy !req
500. should not be acceptable
from a teacher!Copy !req
501. Yeah.
Jesus Christ.Copy !req
502. But the museum tells us
to be tolerant.Copy !req
503. Yes.
The museum.Copy !req
504. The museum tells us.Copy !req
505. Tolerant, but not stupid!Copy !req
506. Look, just because you have to
tolerate somethingCopy !req
507. doesn't mean you have to approve
of it.Copy !req
508. If you had to like it, it'd be
called the Museum of Acceptance.Copy !req
509. "Tolerate" means
you're just putting up with it.Copy !req
510. You tolerate a crying childCopy !req
511. sitting next to you
on the airplaneCopy !req
512. or you tolerate a bad cold.Copy !req
513. It can still piss you off!Copy !req
514. Jesus tap-dancing Christ!Copy !req
515. He's right.Copy !req
516. Our boys didn't hate
homosexuals.Copy !req
517. They just hated the way
this asshole was acting.Copy !req
518. We've got to get our boys back!Copy !req
519. So now can I please get fired
and get my $25 million?Copy !req
520. No. No.
I think I have a better idea.Copy !req
521. We're sorry, boys.Copy !req
522. Why didn't you tell us
your teachers were actingCopy !req
523. so over the top?Copy !req
524. Yes. You boys don't know
how much we've suffered.Copy !req
525. Come on.
Let's go.Copy !req
526. But this is insane!Copy !req
527. I'm sorry, Mr. Garrison,Copy !req
528. but it's obvious you aren't
tolerant of your own behavior.Copy !req
529. What do we have here?
New recruits?Copy !req
530. I assure you,Copy !req
531. the next week will be nothing
but pain and suffering!Copy !req
532. This could be kind of fun.Copy !req
533. Lemmiwinks has made it out.Copy !req
534. The tale is nearly through.Copy !req
535. Great job, Lemmiwinks.Copy !req
536. Thanks to you, we are all free.Copy !req
537. But your adventures
are just beginning,Copy !req
538. for you are no ordinary gerbil,
Lemmiwinks.Copy !req
539. You are the Gerbil King.Copy !req
540. All hail the Gerbil King!Copy !req
541. Now that you're
the Gerbil King.Copy !req
542. There's more adventures
to go on.Copy !req
543. Fly away to faraway lands.Copy !req
544. And to the setting sun.Copy !req
545. There's still so many enemies
and battles yet to fight.Copy !req
546. For Lemmiwinks the Gerbil King
to be told another night.Copy !req
547. Lemmi... Lemmi... Lemmiwinks.Copy !req
548. Lem... Lemmiwinks.Copy !req
549. Lemmiwinks.Copy !req
550. Lemmi... Lemmiwinks.Copy !req
551. Lemmiwinks, Lemmiwinks.Copy !req
552. Lemmiwinks, Lemmiwinks.Copy !req
553. Gerbil King.Copy !req
554. Jesus... Jesus Christ!Copy !req