1. Oh, great wizard
of gregendath!Copy !req
2. What quest do you ask of
this ranger and paladin?Copy !req
3. Only one thing can
save our kingdom-Copy !req
4. You must bring me
a piece of pecan pieCopy !req
5. With toffee ice cream
and magic shell.Copy !req
6. Hurry now!Copy !req
7. That quest sucks,
cartman!Copy !req
8. Think of another one!Copy !req
9. Uh, boys, butters' parents
want to borrowCopy !req
10. "The lord of the rings"
video we rented.Copy !req
11. Could you take it
over to them?Copy !req
12. You're sending us
on... a quest?Copy !req
13. You ask of us to
take the one videoCopy !req
14. To the house of butters?Copy !req
15. Yeah, whatever.Copy !req
16. It shall be
a long journey,Copy !req
17. With many dangers
on the way.Copy !req
18. But if the tape must be brought
to the house of butters,Copy !req
19. Who else can do it?Copy !req
20. Very well!Copy !req
21. We shall embark on this quest
immediately, father!Copy !req
22. Come, warriors!Copy !req
23. Ho!
Ho!Copy !req
24. Mmm, that gets
rid of them.Copy !req
25. Ooh, you're a little
frisky, aren't you?Copy !req
26. Yeah, well, uh,
the lord of the ringsCopy !req
27. Wasn't the only thing I rented
from the video store.Copy !req
28. I also rented...
a porno.Copy !req
29. Ohh, you little devil!Copy !req
30. You wanna go watch?Copy !req
31. How shall we journey to
the house of butters?Copy !req
32. Through the mines of vandor or
over the mountains of gralch?Copy !req
33. Look out, here comes the great
dragon of peringraf!Copy !req
34. Don't worry, I am the
great wizard moltiloch.Copy !req
35. I can shield us from
the dragon's fire!Copy !req
36. Bwwowowoowowo!Copy !req
37. Good job, wizard.Copy !req
38. And so, the party
journeyed onward-Copy !req
39. The great wizard,
the skillful rangerCopy !req
40. And the covetous jew.Copy !req
41. I'm a paladin,
cartman!Copy !req
42. Jews can't be
paladins.Copy !req
43. Hey there, cowboy.Copy !req
44. You ready for some
hot, steamy fun?Copy !req
45. You bet I am.Copy !req
46. The guys at the office told me
I had to rent this porno.Copy !req
47. They said this is,
without a doubt,Copy !req
48. The hottest porno
ever made.Copy !req
49. Mmm, sounds good.Copy !req
50. I love that lingerie.Copy !req
51. Yeah...
you like that?Copy !req
52. Mmm, yeah, baby.Copy !req
53. Yeah...Copy !req
54. Alright, you ready?Copy !req
55. Ready.Copy !req
56. Oh yeah.Copy !req
57. The story begins
in ages past!Copy !req
58. In the deep regions
of middle earth,Copy !req
59. Where skorn first thrived
in the kingdom of gelgala!Copy !req
60. Oh man, I hate when pornos
try to have a story.Copy !req
61. Seven rings were cast and
given to the races of men.Copy !req
62. Mmm, yeah.Copy !req
63. Seven to the races
of elves,Copy !req
64. Five to the glundock viladers
of gelgendol.Copy !req
65. Wow, the production values are
really good in this porno.Copy !req
66. Yeah, it almost
looks like...Copy !req
67. "The lord of the"-
Oh my god!Copy !req
68. This is the
lord of the rings!Copy !req
69. But then
does that mean-?Copy !req
70. The boys have the hottest
porno ever made.Copy !req
71. Oh hello, boys.Copy !req
72. My father has asked that
we bring you this copyCopy !req
73. Of lord of the rings!Copy !req
74. Well, thank you very much,
kind heroes.Copy !req
75. Perhaps a reward
is in order?Copy !req
76. Gold?
Frankenstein sense?Copy !req
77. Oh, but you are
noble heroes-Copy !req
78. We know our thanks
is enough.Copy !req
79. Man, that's crap.Copy !req
80. Butters, look what we have
for you to watch-Copy !req
81. The lord of the rings!Copy !req
82. Oh boy, finally
I get to see it!Copy !req
83. Now, daddy and I have to
do our taxes,Copy !req
84. So can you watch this by
yourself and not get scared?Copy !req
85. I won't get scared, mom,
promise!Copy !req
86. That's our man.
Here you go.Copy !req
87. Ooh da lolly!Copy !req
88. I finally get to see
lord of the rings!Copy !req
89. Spank that ass.Copy !req
90. Ooh...Copy !req
91. Neat-O!Copy !req
92. This is good!Copy !req
93. Oh my god, this is
gonna be so embarrassing.Copy !req
94. "Hi chris!
Hi linda!Copy !req
95. We were just wondering if we
could get our porno back?"Copy !req
96. Calm down, maybe the boys
haven't gotten there yet.Copy !req
97. And so the party
returns homeCopy !req
98. After completing
their great quest.Copy !req
99. The one tape
was returnedCopy !req
100. And south park
was again at peace.Copy !req
101. Quick, a monster
of rivendel!Copy !req
102. Prepare for battle!Copy !req
103. The boys!Copy !req
104. Boys! Boys!
Where's the videotape?Copy !req
105. We gave it to the parents of
butters as commanded by you.Copy !req
106. Oh, I guess we have to
go talk to them now.Copy !req
107. Well, wait a minute-
Uh, boys-Copy !req
108. Do you think you can go get that
tape back for us really fast?Copy !req
109. This sounds like a really
important quest.Copy !req
110. Yes, it is.Copy !req
111. This is more importantCopy !req
112. Than anything I've ever
asked you to do.Copy !req
113. You must retrieve the tape-Copy !req
114. But do not look at it,
for it holds an evil power.Copy !req
115. Retrieve the tape and
return it to us at home.Copy !req
116. Do this, and you will be
greatly rewarded.Copy !req
117. Wow!Copy !req
118. This- Is so cool.Copy !req
119. Gentlemen-
We are off!Copy !req
120. Okay.
Problem solved.Copy !req
121. Just like that.Copy !req
122. Oh golly.Copy !req
123. Hey, what's happenin'
down there?Copy !req
124. We have come to reclaim
the one tape!Copy !req
125. Whoa, whoa,
what are you doing?Copy !req
126. The queen and king
of stanzizhouseCopy !req
127. Wish the lord of the rings
returned to them.Copy !req
128. But it's the greatest movie
I've ever seen.Copy !req
129. You guys were right.Copy !req
130. Lord of the rings
is awesome.Copy !req
131. You have to let me
finish watching it.Copy !req
132. Nay, butters!Copy !req
133. The one tape must be brought
back to stanzizhouse!Copy !req
134. Wagh!Copy !req
135. Butters, we said
you can't watch it!Copy !req
136. We have a quest!Copy !req
137. Then, then let me
go with you.Copy !req
138. Okay, fine, butters,Copy !req
139. But if you're gonna
hang out with us,Copy !req
140. You have to play like
lord of the rings.Copy !req
141. Oh, okay!Copy !req
142. Yeah.Copy !req
143. Butters! What the hell
are you doing?Copy !req
144. Playing lord
of the rings!Copy !req
145. Huh, huh!
Yeah.Copy !req
146. Get the hell off me!Copy !req
147. You're a freak, butters!
You can't play with us!Copy !req
148. Let me have the tape!Copy !req
149. No, we have to
return it!Copy !req
150. My movie!Copy !req
151. My awesome,
cool movie.Copy !req
152. My... precious.Copy !req
153. And so, the tape
was again retrievedCopy !req
154. To be brought back
to stanzizhouse.Copy !req
155. This copy of
lord of the ringsCopy !req
156. Made the young butters
behave quite oddly.Copy !req
157. Yeah, and mine parents were
acting strange about it too.Copy !req
158. Perhaps the
one videotapeCopy !req
159. Has some power
we have not foreseen.Copy !req
160. Well, well, well!Copy !req
161. If it isn't robin hood
and his merry men!Copy !req
162. Oh crap,
the 6th graders!Copy !req
163. What you got there?Copy !req
164. Nothing.Copy !req
165. Hey, kid!Copy !req
166. Lord of the rings-
Ha! That movie's gay!Copy !req
167. You're gay!Copy !req
168. What the-?
Whoa!Copy !req
169. Check it out,
you guys!Copy !req
170. Whoa!
Whoa!Copy !req
171. Give it back!Copy !req
172. We're on a quest to
return it to my parents.Copy !req
173. No way!Copy !req
174. We're keeping this and
watching it ourselves!Copy !req
175. You can't keep it!Copy !req
176. And what are three
little 4th gradersCopy !req
177. Gonna do
about it, huh?Copy !req
178. There's four of us!Copy !req
179. Kenny's soul is still
trapped in cartman's body.Copy !req
180. Yeah!Copy !req
181. Oh man!
I can't wait to see this.Copy !req
182. Dude, that video is making
people act strange!Copy !req
183. The one tape
must be returned!Copy !req
184. Run!Copy !req
185. Get 'em!Copy !req
186. Oh, hello,
randy, sharon.Copy !req
187. Chris, are the boys
over here?Copy !req
188. No, just butters.Copy !req
189. He's been watching the lord
of the rings downstairs.Copy !req
190. Oh dear!Copy !req
191. What's the matter?Copy !req
192. We- Well, this is really
sort of funny, but,Copy !req
193. We, we accidentally put a porno
in the lord of the rings box.Copy !req
194. Oh god!Copy !req
195. Butters?Copy !req
196. Butters?Copy !req
197. Butters!Copy !req
198. Precious...Copy !req
199. Did you bring back
my precious?Copy !req
200. Butters, where is the movie
you were watching?Copy !req
201. They took his precious.Copy !req
202. Took it away to watch
without him.Copy !req
203. He was really enjoying
that movie, too!Copy !req
204. My precious.Copy !req
205. The boys must have come
and saw what it was,Copy !req
206. And then taken it
away somewhere.Copy !req
207. Oh, no.Copy !req
208. We can't let those
6th gradersCopy !req
209. Get their hands
on this videotape.Copy !req
210. I must say I agree.Copy !req
211. If this copy of the lord
of rings is "hainted"Copy !req
212. It would not be safe
in the wrong hands.Copy !req
213. I smell 4th graders!Copy !req
214. Oh crap, dude!Copy !req
215. Hide!Copy !req
216. Hey!Copy !req
217. I think I see something
down the hill!Copy !req
218. Whew!Copy !req
219. The one videotape is
sought after indeed.Copy !req
220. Yeah, butters, my parents,
now the 6th graders.Copy !req
221. Come, guys.Copy !req
222. We must bring this
all to the attentionCopy !req
223. Of the high elf
of faragon.Copy !req
224. Yeah, the high elf!
He'll know what to do!Copy !req
225. And so, that's
the situation.Copy !req
226. All the boys are out there
somewhere with a...Copy !req
227. Pornographic videotape.Copy !req
228. Oh god!
This is horrible!Copy !req
229. Alright, calm down.Copy !req
230. Now just how bad of a porno tape
are we talking, here?Copy !req
231. I mean, was it like,
"crotch capers 3"?Copy !req
232. I'm afraid it was...
"backdoor sluts 9".Copy !req
233. Backdoor sluts 9!
Backdoor sluts 9!Copy !req
234. Is that bad?Copy !req
235. Backdoor sluts 9
makes crotch capers 3Copy !req
236. Look like
"naughty nurses 2"!Copy !req
237. It is the single most
vile, twisted,Copy !req
238. Dark piece of porn
ever made.Copy !req
239. How the hell
do you know?Copy !req
240. I, uh, I read
about it in "people".Copy !req
241. Oh, this is just great!Copy !req
242. How could you two
be so careless?Copy !req
243. We're sorry!Copy !req
244. Well, sheila, we can't
shelter our boys foreverCopy !req
245. From these things.Copy !req
246. Maybe it's okay for them
to see an adult film.Copy !req
247. Not without their parents to
put it in the proper context.Copy !req
248. They won't understand
what they're seeing!Copy !req
249. It can't hurt them
that much, can it?Copy !req
250. Precious!Copy !req
251. Let me see
my precious.Copy !req
252. Plea-A-Ase!Copy !req
253. O- Pen!Copy !req
254. Bell-Lock.Copy !req
255. What do you guys want?Copy !req
256. We must speak speak with
the high elf of faragon!Copy !req
257. Oh, okay,
hang on a second.Copy !req
258. What troubles you?Copy !req
259. We have in our possession
something of great power.Copy !req
260. It is the lord
of rings.Copy !req
261. So? I have
three copies-Copy !req
262. And the d.V.D. With
12 hours of extra footage.Copy !req
263. Yes, but this is not-
Wow, 12 hours?Copy !req
264. Yes, but this is not
a normal copy.Copy !req
265. It's making people
act really strange.Copy !req
266. We're seriously,
high elf-Copy !req
267. Something very evil
lurks in this tape.Copy !req
268. Very well.Copy !req
269. I shall call the council
together.Copy !req
270. Meet me in the
woods of gatheringCopy !req
271. Behind talingharr
the black's house.Copy !req
272. And don't let my mom see you
'cause I'll get in trouble.Copy !req
273. Thank you,
high elf of paragon.Copy !req
274. Faragon!
Asshole.Copy !req
275. Clyde's a dick.Copy !req
276. Alright, everybody,
listen up!Copy !req
277. There's three snot-Nosed little
4th graders out thereCopy !req
278. Who have a porno called
"backdoor sluts 9".Copy !req
279. Ooohh!Copy !req
280. I checked it out
on the internetCopy !req
281. And it said that
backdoor sluts 9Copy !req
282. Is the most hardcore
porno ever made.Copy !req
283. Ahhhh!Copy !req
284. I have amassed this army
of 6th gradersCopy !req
285. To get the tape
by any means necessary.Copy !req
286. Now- Let's go get
that porno!Copy !req
287. Aaahhh!Copy !req
288. And so, that is
the situation.Copy !req
289. The videotape may or may not
have evil powers.Copy !req
290. Kyle, would you bring it
up here, please?Copy !req
291. Ooh...
ahh...Copy !req
292. That video could have been
made by sauron's evil forces.Copy !req
293. It could hold a mental
spell of some kind.Copy !req
294. Perhaps we could use it to
strengthen our star cruisers!Copy !req
295. Kevin, god dammit.Copy !req
296. Look, until we see this tape's
power for ourselvesCopy !req
297. We cannot risk
giving it to anybody.Copy !req
298. But if we watch it we could
fall under its spell too!Copy !req
299. That is true.Copy !req
300. Only a paladin with
a high constitutionCopy !req
301. Should watch the tape.Copy !req
302. Therefore, I think it is
a job for you-Copy !req
303. Talingharr the black.Copy !req
304. I'm not scared.Copy !req
305. I'll go inside
and watch the tape,Copy !req
306. Just for a few seconds.Copy !req
307. If I do not return
in two minutesCopy !req
308. Send a party in
after me.Copy !req
309. The fate of middle earth
is in my hands.Copy !req
310. Fourth graders!Copy !req
311. Give us that porno!Copy !req
312. Boys?Copy !req
313. Boys, we're not
mad at you.Copy !req
314. We just want to
talk to you!Copy !req
315. Talingharr the black returns
from watching the video!Copy !req
316. What sights did you see on
the videotape, talingharr?Copy !req
317. Is it the work
of sauron's magic?Copy !req
318. I'm not playing
anymore.Copy !req
319. Whoa, wait,
what'd you see?Copy !req
320. I don't know.
I don't want to know.Copy !req
321. I'm out.Copy !req
322. My god, this thing must
really be powerful.Copy !req
323. This tape makes people
freak out wherever it goes!Copy !req
324. What do we do
with it?Copy !req
325. One thing's for sure,Copy !req
326. This tape cannot be
trusted with anybody.Copy !req
327. It must be returned to the
video store from whence it came.Copy !req
328. Where is the videotape
rented from?Copy !req
329. Two towers video store-
In conifer.Copy !req
330. Conifer?Copy !req
331. Walking there
would take hours!Copy !req
332. There's no alternative,Copy !req
333. We have to
return the tapeCopy !req
334. Before it causes
more damage!Copy !req
335. I'll go.Copy !req
336. Ha!Copy !req
337. We cannot trust something of
that much power to a dwarf!Copy !req
338. Especially a
kindergartner dwarf!Copy !req
339. Stop acting like
a bunch of assholes!Copy !req
340. I will take it!Copy !req
341. I will walk to
the video store.Copy !req
342. It is too far and too
dangerous to go alone.Copy !req
343. Take with you the wizard,
the dwarf, the warrior,Copy !req
344. The cleric
and the jew.Copy !req
345. Paladin!Copy !req
346. Very well.Copy !req
347. You shall be the fellowship
of the lord of the rings.Copy !req
348. Good luck.Copy !req
349. I have to go home now
before I get in trouble.Copy !req
350. Me too!Copy !req
351. Only the six of us
are to go?Copy !req
352. No, no, there's
seven of us,Copy !req
353. Kenny soul is still trapped
in cartman's body, remember?Copy !req
354. Yeah, stupid.Copy !req
355. Yeah, luckily cartman's
big enough for the both of us.Copy !req
356. Shut up, kenny!Copy !req
357. And so it was that the heros
traveled many milesCopy !req
358. To return the lord of the rings
to the video store.Copy !req
359. We have reached the great pass
of mount uuurluroch!Copy !req
360. Look out!Copy !req
361. We were
almost killed!Copy !req
362. A dark wizard must be
trying to stop us!Copy !req
363. True, someone or something
doesn't want this videoCopy !req
364. Returned to the
video store!Copy !req
365. Oh, hello, everybody.Copy !req
366. Steve, we heard that
a bunch of the kidsCopy !req
367. Were over here
a little while ago.Copy !req
368. Well, yes,
I believe they were,Copy !req
369. But they've gone.Copy !req
370. What's the matter?Copy !req
371. We think our boys might be
showing other children a...Copy !req
372. Pornographic tape.Copy !req
373. What?Copy !req
374. But token's never
seen a porno before!Copy !req
375. He wouldn't know what-
Oh god!Copy !req
376. Token!Copy !req
377. Token...Copy !req
378. Did the boys
come over and-Copy !req
379. Show you a movie?Copy !req
380. Token?Copy !req
381. Alright, token, we know
you must be very confusedCopy !req
382. About what you saw.Copy !req
383. Yes, uh,
you see, token,Copy !req
384. That was called
a "pornographic" film.Copy !req
385. It shows adult men
and adult womenCopy !req
386. Having sexual
intercourse.Copy !req
387. You see, when a man and
a woman fall in loveCopy !req
388. The man puts his penis
in the woman's vagina.Copy !req
389. It's called lovemaking, and
it's part of being in love.Copy !req
390. And when the woman has four
penises in her at the same time,Copy !req
391. Then stands over the men
and pees on them,Copy !req
392. Is that part of
being in love too?Copy !req
393. Five midgets,
spanking a man,Copy !req
394. Covered with
thousand island dressing-Copy !req
395. Is that making love?Copy !req
396. Jesus, what kind of
porno was that?Copy !req
397. It was
backdoor sluts 9.Copy !req
398. Oh Jesus,
not that one!Copy !req
399. Oh gerald, poor kyle
must be just as confusedCopy !req
400. And scared as
this poor kid!Copy !req
401. Token, this is
very important.Copy !req
402. Do you know where the boys went
with the naughty tape?Copy !req
403. We're entering
the limits of bailey.Copy !req
404. Everyone stay close.Copy !req
405. Perhaps the great ringworm
of bailey is about!Copy !req
406. Ringworms are no match
for a dwarf.Copy !req
407. Yes, we shall
slay the ringwormCopy !req
408. And take its bounty
of treasure!Copy !req
409. For that is
the way of the-Copy !req
410. I shall put a magic
spell on you!Copy !req
411. I have blocked
your spell, wizard!Copy !req
412. Hey, what are you
guys doing?Copy !req
413. We're playing
"harry potter"!Copy !req
414. Ha!Copy !req
415. Fags!Copy !req
416. You guys, somebody's
following us!Copy !req
417. It's butters.Copy !req
418. Butters?Copy !req
419. Yes, he's been following us
for like two hours.Copy !req
420. The precious
videotape.Copy !req
421. Let the butters see it.Copy !req
422. Just ignore him,
maybe he'll go away.Copy !req
423. Hey fellas, mind if we
take a little rest?Copy !req
424. There is no time
for rest, sorcerer!Copy !req
425. Keep up!Copy !req
426. They are coming.Copy !req
427. You guys
go on ahead!Copy !req
428. Jimmy, are you sure?Copy !req
429. Go!Copy !req
430. You shall not
p- Paa...Copy !req
431. You shall not paa...Copy !req
432. You shall not pa...Copy !req
433. You shall not-
You shall not-Copy !req
434. You shall not pass.Copy !req
435. Jimmy didn't stop them!Copy !req
436. They're going to take the
lord of the rings from us!Copy !req
437. Quick, cross the river!Copy !req
438. 6th graders
can't stand water!Copy !req
439. What?
That's stupid.Copy !req
440. I am a high ranking
white wizard, craig,Copy !req
441. And I say 6th graders
are opposed to water.Copy !req
442. Whatever!Copy !req
443. I'm going back to play with
the harry potter kids.Copy !req
444. Me too.Copy !req
445. Go ahead and play harry-
Butthole-Pussy-Potter!Copy !req
446. Just get across the river,
they're coming!Copy !req
447. What the hell is
wrong with you guys?Copy !req
448. Get the tape!Copy !req
449. Dude, I don't
wanna get wet.Copy !req
450. Yeah, I don't really
like the water.Copy !req
451. Besides, if our
bikes get wetCopy !req
452. The chains'll rust.Copy !req
453. Oh god dammit!
Come on, we'll find a bridge.Copy !req
454. The quest continuedCopy !req
455. To return the lord of the rings
to the video store.Copy !req
456. Man, we should have never
crossed that stupid river.Copy !req
457. Yeah, good job,
wizard fat-Ass!Copy !req
458. Now we're totally lost!Copy !req
459. We're not lost,
jewgar of jewlingrad!Copy !req
460. We just don't know
where we are!Copy !req
461. That's what lost means,
stupid!Copy !req
462. Kenny, shut your
goddamn mouth!Copy !req
463. This is great, we're in the
middle of nowhereCopy !req
464. And nobody knows what direction
the video store is in.Copy !req
465. The butters knowses.Copy !req
466. Oh brother.Copy !req
467. The video store, yes,
not far from here.Copy !req
468. We can show you
wheres it is!Copy !req
469. Where?Copy !req
470. First, just let butters
see the precious.Copy !req
471. No, butters, look what
it's done to you.Copy !req
472. It's made you even lamer
than before.Copy !req
473. If that was possible.Copy !req
474. Tell us how to get to
the video store, butters,Copy !req
475. Else we're gonna
kick your ass!Copy !req
476. No hurtses
the butters!Copy !req
477. We will show you
the way.Copy !req
478. Yesss...
this way it is.Copy !req
479. This is awful!Copy !req
480. I just know with
every passing minuteCopy !req
481. Little kyle is seeing more
and more depraved sex acts!Copy !req
482. We'll find them.Copy !req
483. And then we'll try to put
what they saw into context.Copy !req
484. Look, there's
one of the boys now!Copy !req
485. Jimmy!Copy !req
486. Jimmy, jimmy!Copy !req
487. Where did the boys go
with the porno tape?Copy !req
488. They were taking it
to the v...Copy !req
489. The v... v...Copy !req
490. Come on, jimmy, we don't
have a lot of time.Copy !req
491. They took it back
to the video...Copy !req
492. The video...Copy !req
493. The video sandwich?Copy !req
494. The video stockyard?Copy !req
495. What's a video
stockyard, jimmy?Copy !req
496. No, the video st...
the video st...Copy !req
497. Stinger?Copy !req
498. Staples, they went to
the video staples.Copy !req
499. Where's that, jimmy?Copy !req
500. No, you retards!Copy !req
501. The video st-Store!Copy !req
502. The video store!Copy !req
503. Hurry!
Hurry!Copy !req
504. I know where it is!Copy !req
505. Oh no,
they're closed!Copy !req
506. Closed?Copy !req
507. There they are!Copy !req
508. Don't let 'em turn it back in
to the video store!Copy !req
509. We're screwed.Copy !req
510. Wait, a drop box!Copy !req
511. Quick, kyle,
drop the movie in!Copy !req
512. Finally, it's over.Copy !req
513. Precious, must have
our precious.Copy !req
514. Wagh!Copy !req
515. Butters, no!Copy !req
516. Nows wees hasses it!Copy !req
517. They're coming!Copy !req
518. It has to go back!Copy !req
519. It wantses to stay
with the butters!Copy !req
520. There it is!
Give me that tape!Copy !req
521. Let go of
the tape, butters!Copy !req
522. I'm never
letting go!Copy !req
523. Fine!Copy !req
524. Preciousss...Copy !req
525. No!Copy !req
526. No, no!Copy !req
527. Dammit!Copy !req
528. Aw man, now we'll never
see the hot action!Copy !req
529. You stupid little
4th graders!Copy !req
530. The tape is returned
to whence it came.Copy !req
531. It's power over you
shall fade as well.Copy !req
532. Middle earth
is again safe.Copy !req
533. Yeah?Copy !req
534. Well, that's not gonna stop us
from kicking your asses!Copy !req
535. Uh-Oh.Copy !req
536. Boys, boys!Copy !req
537. Crap!
Parents!Copy !req
538. Come on, guys!Copy !req
539. We'll see you next time,
fourthies!Copy !req
540. And perhaps they would.Copy !req
541. But for now, the 6th grader
army was defeated.Copy !req
542. There you are!Copy !req
543. Oh kyle, you're safe!Copy !req
544. Hey guys.Copy !req
545. We were just
about to come home.Copy !req
546. We had to
return the video.Copy !req
547. Alright, now listen, kids,Copy !req
548. There's some things we need to
put into context for you.Copy !req
549. You see, a man puts his penis
into a woman's vaginaCopy !req
550. For both love and pleasure.Copy !req
551. But sometimes the woman
lays on top of the man,Copy !req
552. Facing the other way,
so that they canCopy !req
553. Put each other's genitals
in their mouths.Copy !req
554. This is called "69-Ing",
and it's normal.Copy !req
555. See, boys, a woman is
sensitive in her vaginaCopy !req
556. And it feels good to have
a man's penis inside of it.Copy !req
557. That's right!Copy !req
558. But sometimes a woman chooses
to use other things.Copy !req
559. Telephones, staplers,
magazines-Copy !req
560. It's because the nerve endings
in the vagina are so sensitive-Copy !req
561. It's like a fun tickle.Copy !req
562. Now, on to double
penetration, boys.Copy !req
563. You see, sometimes
when a womanCopy !req
564. Has sex with
more than one man,Copy !req
565. Each man makes love to
a different orifice.Copy !req
566. That's right.Copy !req
567. It's something adults can do
with really good friendsCopy !req
568. In a comfortable setting.Copy !req
569. It's also important that you
understand why some peopleCopy !req
570. Choose to urinate
on each other.Copy !req
571. Going #1 or #2
on your loverCopy !req
572. Is something
people might do,Copy !req
573. But you must make sure your
partner is okay with itCopy !req
574. Before you start doing it.Copy !req
575. Okay, boys, do you
have any questions?Copy !req
576. Wow.Copy !req
577. Well, let's all
get going.Copy !req
578. Yeah, come on boys,
time to get home.Copy !req
579. Wait a minute,
where's butters?Copy !req
580. Wees hasses our
preciouses.Copy !req
581. Hasses it...
hasses it.Copy !req