1. Oh, hello there, kids!Copy !req
2. Welcome to
lolly's candy shop!Copy !req
3. We're the kids whose
names you calledCopy !req
4. On your commercial
last night.Copy !req
5. We're here to do
the shopping spree.Copy !req
6. Oh, that's great.Copy !req
7. You bet your fat
clown ass it is!Copy !req
8. Okay, i'll just need
your ticket stub.Copy !req
9. Ticket stub?Copy !req
10. You know, when you
entered the contestCopy !req
11. You got the other half
of this ticket.Copy !req
12. Oh,
who has the ticket stub?Copy !req
13. It was such a
long time ago!Copy !req
14. We don't really need
the ticket stub, do we?Copy !req
15. Don't need
the ticket stub?Copy !req
16. Are you high?Copy !req
17. How else do i know
you're the winners?Copy !req
18. Our names were called on
the commercial last night.Copy !req
19. Sorry, boys, no ticket stub,
no candy shopping spree.Copy !req
20. If you find it,
you can come back,Copy !req
21. But you only have one week
to claim the prize.Copy !req
22. That's called
a "ticking clock".Copy !req
23. Works great
in the movies.Copy !req
24. God damn it!Copy !req
25. We've gotta
find that ticket!Copy !req
26. Which one of us
took it?Copy !req
27. It was so long ago
i can't remember.Copy !req
28. We've got to focus!Copy !req
29. We've got to focus
and remember.Copy !req
30. Alright,
there you go!Copy !req
31. Hold on to that
ticket stub.Copy !req
32. You'll need it to
claim your prize!Copy !req
33. Sign up for the 5-Minute
shopping spree!Copy !req
34. You hold onto this, cartman,
i might lose it.Copy !req
35. No, i'll lose it
for sure.Copy !req
36. You keep track
of it, kyle.Copy !req
37. Okay.Copy !req
38. No, i don't want that
much responsibility.Copy !req
39. Here, you hold
onto it, kenny.Copy !req
40. Okay.Copy !req
41. Kenny!Copy !req
42. Gaaah!
Gaaah!Copy !req
43. Yes?Copy !req
44. Where's kenny?Copy !req
45. Uh, boys...Copy !req
46. Kenny died last december,
don't you remember?Copy !req
47. We know he's dead!Copy !req
48. We mean, where
is his body?Copy !req
49. His body?
But why?Copy !req
50. Because he has the
god damn ticket for-Copy !req
51. Look, we just really
miss our friend and, uh,Copy !req
52. We need to see his remains
for closure.Copy !req
53. Yeah, closure.Copy !req
54. What the f-K
is closure?Copy !req
55. Oh, alright, boys,
come on in.Copy !req
56. We haven't seen you boys
for so long.Copy !req
57. We thought you'd
forgotten all about him.Copy !req
58. Here he is, boys,
our dear little kenny.Copy !req
59. You turned him
into a teapot?Copy !req
60. No, that's an urn, boys.Copy !req
61. Kenny's inside it.Copy !req
62. Your friends are here
to see you, kenny.Copy !req
63. They miss you an awful lot,
like we all do.Copy !req
64. Thanks for
coming by, boys,Copy !req
65. It means a lot to us.Copy !req
66. Oh, now, honey.Copy !req
67. Did you get it?Copy !req
68. Hold on, i'm checking
for robot guards.Copy !req
69. There's not gonna be any
robot guards, retard!Copy !req
70. Just get kenny!Copy !req
71. Alright!
We made it!Copy !req
72. Kenny better have the ticket
stub with him in there!Copy !req
73. Let him out,
cartman.Copy !req
74. Kenny?Copy !req
75. Kenny!Copy !req
76. Is he in there?
I can't see.Copy !req
77. What the hell is this?
Chocolate milk mix?Copy !req
78. I knew kenny couldn't
fit in that teapot.Copy !req
79. It was a trick!Copy !req
80. God dammit, this isn't even
good chocolate milk mix!Copy !req
81. Kenny's parents must be
laughing pretty hard about now-Copy !req
82. We were dumb enough to believe
kenny's body could be in a teapot.Copy !req
83. Why would they play
such a cruel joke on us?Copy !req
84. Because they're
poor, kyle!Copy !req
85. Poor people don't have
anything better to doCopy !req
86. Than piss other
people off.Copy !req
87. Don't you watch
"springer"?Copy !req
88. We just have to face it,
we're not gonna get kenny backCopy !req
89. And we're not gonna
have our shopping spree.Copy !req
90. It's over!Copy !req
91. God dammit, there
has to be a way!Copy !req
92. Hmm...Copy !req
93. Hmm, not bad.Copy !req
94. Hurry up, kenny, you're
gonna be late for school!Copy !req
95. Wagh!Copy !req
96. I don't think that chocolate
milk mix agreed with my stomach.Copy !req
97. Cartman, come on!Copy !req
98. What, what?Copy !req
99. Jesus, you buttholes,
it's 6:00 in the morning!Copy !req
100. Kyle figured out a way to get
our winning ticket stubCopy !req
101. Back from kenny!Copy !req
102. How?Copy !req
103. A ladder to heaven.Copy !req
104. We build it, climb up and
get our winning ticket backCopy !req
105. From that asshole kenny.Copy !req
106. Hey, if you boys are
building a clubhouseCopy !req
107. You should start with
the floor.Copy !req
108. We're not building
a clubhouse,Copy !req
109. We're building
a ladder to heaven.Copy !req
110. A ladder to heaven?
Why, son?Copy !req
111. Because we wanna
see kenny again.Copy !req
112. Oh...
oh, that's so sweet...Copy !req
113. That's the saddest
thing i've ever heard.Copy !req
114. Hey, randy,
can i borrow your-Copy !req
115. What the hell
are they doing?Copy !req
116. The boys want to see their
dead friend kenny again, jimbo,Copy !req
117. So they're... building
a ladder to heaven.Copy !req
118. Aw...Copy !req
119. Kyle, i think you've bothered
the marshes enough.Copy !req
120. No, it's alright, sheila,
the boys were just...Copy !req
121. Building a ladder to heaven to
see their old friend kenny.Copy !req
122. A ladder to-Copy !req
123. Oh... oh gosh...Copy !req
124. Oh, that's
so touching.Copy !req
125. Tom, i'm standing in
south park, colorado,Copy !req
126. Where last december,
8- Year-Old kenny mccormickCopy !req
127. Died of a terminal illness.Copy !req
128. But now, that little boy's
three closest friendsCopy !req
129. Miss their friend so muchCopy !req
130. That they are building
a ladder to heaven in order-Copy !req
131. A ladder to heaven in order
to try to see him again.Copy !req
132. It's so sad and yet
so beautiful, tom.Copy !req
133. Here's what some people
had to say.Copy !req
134. Well, our son
just said to usCopy !req
135. That he really needed to see
his little friend kenny againCopy !req
136. And... and that he thought
it would work if he...Copy !req
137. Built a ladder to heaven!Copy !req
138. They just believe
in their little heartsCopy !req
139. That it will work-Copy !req
140. We can't tell them it won't,
we just can't!Copy !req
141. It shows how beautiful the
innocence of a child really is.Copy !req
142. A ladder to heaven?
That's stupid.Copy !req
143. These boys symbolize how
we all feel about loss.Copy !req
144. Who are we to tell them
it's impossible?Copy !req
145. Tom, people from all over the-
I'm sorry-Copy !req
146. People from all over the country
are coming to see the ladder,Copy !req
147. Feeling a connection to its
symbolism and beauty.Copy !req
148. Even country singer
alan jackson has shown upCopy !req
149. With a song he has written
about the ladder.Copy !req
150. Alan jackson is of course the
man who wrote the songCopy !req
151. "Where were you when
the world stopped turning"Copy !req
152. About the tragedies on
september 11th.Copy !req
153. And now he's here once again to
capitalize on people's emotions.Copy !req
154. Let's listen in.Copy !req
155. What a beautiful song.Copy !req
156. Thank you!Copy !req
157. I have a new c.D. Out
with all my 9-11 songsCopy !req
158. For sale right here!Copy !req
159. Oh good, cartman's back
from the junkyard.Copy !req
160. I found this car seat
in mr. Garrison's car.Copy !req
161. Mr. Garrison threw away
his car?Copy !req
162. No.Copy !req
163. Eh!Copy !req
164. Whuu...Copy !req
165. Hurry up, kenny, you're
gonna be late for school!Copy !req
166. Kenny, do you by chance
know what happenedCopy !req
167. To my playboys?Copy !req
168. Kenny, answer me!Copy !req
169. Cartman?
Cartman!Copy !req
170. Wha, what?Copy !req
171. Dude, what the hell's
wrong with you?Copy !req
172. I don't know, it's like
my brain just keeps...Copy !req
173. Jacking off.Copy !req
174. Maybe you've got
brain cancer.Copy !req
175. You think?Copy !req
176. Don't get cancer on
the ladder, cartman,Copy !req
177. You're gonna fall off
and break it!Copy !req
178. The nation is rallying behind
three sweet boys in coloradoCopy !req
179. Who are building
a ladder to heavenCopy !req
180. To be with
their dead friend.Copy !req
181. It's making americans start to
believe in heaven- Again.Copy !req
182. Well, when i see how this ladder
has brought people together,Copy !req
183. How it has
changed america,Copy !req
184. I mean, how can i
not believe?Copy !req
185. Do you actually believe
in the ladder to heaven?Copy !req
186. If heaven is
an 8-Year-Old boyCopy !req
187. And the ladder
is my penis...Copy !req
188. And the pearly gates
are the-Copy !req
189. Fffssshhhhh...Copy !req
190. Uh, meanwhile
the american economy-Copy !req
191. Wait, wait a minute-
We are getting reports nowCopy !req
192. That japan is building
their own ladder to heavenCopy !req
193. To compete with the u.S.'S.Copy !req
194. Let's go live to
snn correspondentCopy !req
195. Nobu hirasama...Copy !req
196. This is nobunaga hiroichi
reporting rive from a tokyo,Copy !req
197. Where japan has started building
its own ladder to heaben.Copy !req
198. Already the japanese ladder
extend far into space,Copy !req
199. And is growing by
1,000 miles every day.Copy !req
200. As the endeavor continues
it is becoming clearCopy !req
201. That japan will reach heaven
before the united states.Copy !req
202. Pltftfff!Copy !req
203. Uh, excuse me...
excuse me!Copy !req
204. Uh, we ran out of stuff.Copy !req
205. We ran out of stuff to
build the ladder with.Copy !req
206. Oh no!Copy !req
207. Oh, Jesus, no.Copy !req
208. We can keep going but we need to
start tearing down houses for wood.Copy !req
209. No!Copy !req
210. Uh, look, i think maybe
this has gone far enough.Copy !req
211. Yeah, it's time we told
the boys the truth,Copy !req
212. That they aren't really
going to get to heaven.Copy !req
213. Wait!
Look!Copy !req
214. We've come to help you
beat those japs, boys!Copy !req
215. There won't be anyone
stopping this great ladderCopy !req
216. From being built today!Copy !req
217. Alpha team, get that
support structure up!Copy !req
218. Surveillance team, get us
photos and recon!Copy !req
219. Yes, sir!Copy !req
220. Man, i can't believe
how much people want usCopy !req
221. To get our
winning ticket back.Copy !req
222. Candy shopping sprees have
that effect on people, kyle.Copy !req
223. Do you see anything?Copy !req
224. No.Copy !req
225. Hello?
Kenny?Copy !req
226. God?Copy !req
227. Grandma?Copy !req
228. Aw, don't tell me we haven't
even reached the cloud city yet!Copy !req
229. No cloud city,
not even the giant.Copy !req
230. Heaven must still be
a long way off.Copy !req
231. Alright, look, i didn't
wanna have to say this,Copy !req
232. But i think maybe we're
not seeing heavenCopy !req
233. Because one of us doesn't
believe in it enough.Copy !req
234. Huh?Copy !req
235. Heaven could be like pixie
fairies of bubble-Yum forest-Copy !req
236. You only see them if you
really believe in them.Copy !req
237. What?Copy !req
238. You know- Maybe we're
not seeing heavenCopy !req
239. Because one of us
is a j-O-O.Copy !req
240. What does me being a jew
have to do with anything?Copy !req
241. Because jews don't
believe in heaven!Copy !req
242. Yes we do!Copy !req
243. Just not a
christian heaven!Copy !req
244. Right, your idea of heavenCopy !req
245. Is getting $5 off your
matzo ball soupCopy !req
246. At barney's beanery by lying
about a hair in it.Copy !req
247. Aaagh!Copy !req
248. Ah!Copy !req
249. Hey, kenny.
Hey, kenny.Copy !req
250. We can watch it
at my house!Copy !req
251. Shut up, cartman, you
blood-Belching vagina!Copy !req
252. What did you say?Copy !req
253. I said, shut up,
you blood-Belching vagina!Copy !req
254. What did you say?Copy !req
255. I said shut up, cartman,
you blood-Belching vagina!Copy !req
256. Did i just call myself
a blood-Belching vagina?Copy !req
257. Dude, what the hell
is wrong with you?Copy !req
258. I don't know, i just-
Keep feeling like i'm kenny,Copy !req
259. Seeing memories
through his eyes.Copy !req
260. You're too fat
to be kenny.Copy !req
261. You're a...
stupid jew.Copy !req
262. Let's just
keep building.Copy !req
263. We only have 5 more days
until the shopping spree.Copy !req
264. Alright, how's the
ladder going, general?Copy !req
265. Are we beating
the japanese?Copy !req
266. Not quite.Copy !req
267. But we have a new problem,
mr. President.Copy !req
268. Our recon team on the ladder
just found new evidenceCopy !req
269. Of threats from
saddam hussein.Copy !req
270. Saddam hussein, but...
we killed him.Copy !req
271. We secretly took him out
months ago.Copy !req
272. Yes, sir,
and now we believeCopy !req
273. That he is building weapons
of mass destruction.Copy !req
274. In heaven.Copy !req
275. Dear christ, that son of
a bitch just doesn't stop.Copy !req
276. These surveillance photos
were taken atop the ladderCopy !req
277. Of what appears
to be heaven.Copy !req
278. Here we see what we believe
to be a missile silo.Copy !req
279. And here we see what looks like
a laboratory of some sortCopy !req
280. For making
chemical weapons.Copy !req
281. That kind of looks
like a seagull.Copy !req
282. Yes, it could be a laboratory
disguised as a seagull.Copy !req
283. That tricky bastard.Copy !req
284. Sir, you must
understand our fears.Copy !req
285. We must take out
those facilities.Copy !req
286. We must- Bomb heaven.Copy !req
287. Snn question of the day:Copy !req
288. Now that americans believe in
heaven, should we bomb it?Copy !req
289. The polls right now show
that 51% of americansCopy !req
290. Think saddam has to
be dealt with,Copy !req
291. While 49% are wimpy,
tree-Hugging pussies.Copy !req
292. War's not my voice!Copy !req
293. This country's just run by rednecks
and bumpkins with their guns!Copy !req
294. We have to take saddam out
to protect ourselves!Copy !req
295. I for one believe that if saddam
hussein were an 8-Year-Old boyCopy !req
296. And my penis were
the united states,Copy !req
297. Then there would-Copy !req
298. Hard nipples!Copy !req
299. God damn it.Copy !req
300. Ffffssshhh...Copy !req
301. Tom, it's been five days
since three sweet boysCopy !req
302. Set out to build
a ladder to heavenCopy !req
303. And captured
the nation's heart.Copy !req
304. They've made a nation believe
heaven might be up there-Copy !req
305. And it could prove to be
a threat to our country.Copy !req
306. President bush will seek u.N.
Approval for military action.Copy !req
307. Boys, it's really neatCopy !req
308. That you want to see your old
pal kenny so much, but-Copy !req
309. But, it's time for you
to get back to schoolCopy !req
310. And on with your lives.Copy !req
311. No, we have to
see kenny!Copy !req
312. You have to understand that
kenny's body isn't up in the clouds.Copy !req
313. He was cremated.Copy !req
314. Cremated?
What's that?Copy !req
315. When you die, your body is
put into a broiling ovenCopy !req
316. And cooked until
you're nothing but ashes.Copy !req
317. What?
For god's sake, why?Copy !req
318. Kyle, its just what
some people do!Copy !req
319. Are you gonna burn me?Copy !req
320. Kyle, that's not the
issue right now.Copy !req
321. Jesus christ!Copy !req
322. A person's ashes are
put into an urn,Copy !req
323. And that's where
kenny's body is.Copy !req
324. You see, boys,
kenny is in here.Copy !req
325. What the-Copy !req
326. Wait a minute!
This is kitty litter!Copy !req
327. Alright, alright, i drank
the chocolate milk mixCopy !req
328. And replaced it
with kitty litter.Copy !req
329. You what?Copy !req
330. Dude, don't you know
what this means?Copy !req
331. You drank kenny!Copy !req
332. Shut up.Copy !req
333. You did, dude!Copy !req
334. You drank his
whole body!Copy !req
335. Shut up!Copy !req
336. Oh my god, this is awful!
And disgusting!Copy !req
337. Bad, eric, bad!Copy !req
338. That explains it-Copy !req
339. Why i'm having kenny's
memories all the time!Copy !req
340. His soul is inside me!Copy !req
341. Well, so much for
our winning ticket.Copy !req
342. Cartman probably drank that
with the rest of kenny.Copy !req
343. Yeah, good job, fat-Ass!Copy !req
344. I can't live like this.Copy !req
345. I- I have to
find a placeCopy !req
346. Where they remove living souls
from your body!Copy !req
347. Looks like i've come
to the right place.Copy !req
348. Can i help you?Copy !req
349. Yes, hello, i have a
living thing inside of meCopy !req
350. That i need
sucked out, please.Copy !req
351. You'll have to make
an appointment.Copy !req
352. The charge is $230.Copy !req
353. $230? I just want you
to vacuum him out of meCopy !req
354. And not put him up
in a condominium!Copy !req
355. It's gonna be
okay, babe.Copy !req
356. Listen, lady, you gotta
get this crap out of me!Copy !req
357. I don't want him
in me anymore!Copy !req
358. Just suck him up
and throw him out!Copy !req
359. Oh steven, i can't go
through with this.Copy !req
360. I have to keep it!Copy !req
361. Dammit!
Dammit!Copy !req
362. Thanks a lot, kid!Copy !req
363. Eh!Copy !req
364. Kenny, kenny!Copy !req
365. Kenny, lolly's candyland is
giving away a shopping spree!Copy !req
366. We're all gonna pitch in
on an entry!Copy !req
367. Alright, there you go.Copy !req
368. Hold on to that
ticket stub.Copy !req
369. Hold onto this, cartman,
i might lose it.Copy !req
370. No, i'll lose it
for sure.Copy !req
371. You keep track
of it, kyle.Copy !req
372. Okay.Copy !req
373. No, i don't want that
much responsibility.Copy !req
374. Here, you hold
onto it, kenny.Copy !req
375. Okay.Copy !req
376. You better not lose
that ticket, kenny,Copy !req
377. Else i will kick you
in the nuts!Copy !req
378. The nuts, the nuts...Copy !req
379. The ticket!Copy !req
380. Kenny didn't have it on him
when he died,Copy !req
381. He put it away
somewhere!Copy !req
382. Don't you see?Copy !req
383. I can still have my
candy shopping spree!Copy !req
384. Oh my god,
you guys!Copy !req
385. You guys!Copy !req
386. Ladies and gentlemen
of the u.N.Copy !req
387. We have evidence that
saddam hussein is up thereCopy !req
388. Building weapons
of mass destruction.Copy !req
389. We have tried to communicate
with saddam, through a psychic,Copy !req
390. To ask him to let us see
his warehouses in heaven,Copy !req
391. But he has not
responded.Copy !req
392. Of course he has not responded
because he's dead!Copy !req
393. Right, dead
and in heaven.Copy !req
394. This is
preposterous!Copy !req
395. Even if there
was a heaven,Copy !req
396. What makes you think
saddam hussein's soulCopy !req
397. Would be sent there?Copy !req
398. Our intelligence
tells usCopy !req
399. That when saddam was
originally killedCopy !req
400. His soul actually
went to hell.Copy !req
401. But while in hell he began
a homosexual relationshipCopy !req
402. With satan,
the prince of darkness.Copy !req
403. Satan, however, decided he didn't
wanna be with hussein anymoreCopy !req
404. And broke up with him
around august.Copy !req
405. When saddam became jealous and tried
to kill satan's new lover, chris,Copy !req
406. Satan had saddam sent to heaven
to live with the mormonsCopy !req
407. As punishment.Copy !req
408. Questions?Copy !req
409. Yes?Copy !req
410. Are you high or just
incredibly stupid?Copy !req
411. I assure you-
I am not high.Copy !req
412. You guys, you guys!
I saw the ticket!Copy !req
413. What do you mean,
fat-Ass?Copy !req
414. I had another vision,
you buttholes!Copy !req
415. Kenny didn't keep
the ticket with him.Copy !req
416. He put it away
somewhere.Copy !req
417. Where?Copy !req
418. I don't know!Copy !req
419. I got conked in the head down
at the abortion clinicCopy !req
420. And i clearly saw kenny
putting the ticketCopy !req
421. In a little a red box.Copy !req
422. I just have to wait for
another vision to come.Copy !req
423. I could clearly see through
kenny's- Ugh!Copy !req
424. You see anything?Copy !req
425. Yes, kyle...Copy !req
426. I see a dead jew!Copy !req
427. Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Maybe kyle's right-Copy !req
428. We gotta spark
the vision somehow.Copy !req
429. Not by giving me
brain damage!Copy !req
430. Do you want a candy
shopping spree or not?Copy !req
431. Alright, go ahead.Copy !req
432. Ah!Copy !req
433. No.Copy !req
434. Ah!Copy !req
435. Randy, gerald, we were
wrong about heaven.Copy !req
436. The japanese just reached it
with their ladder.Copy !req
437. What?Copy !req
438. See for yourself.Copy !req
439. This is nobunaga hiroichi
reporting rive from heaben.Copy !req
440. The great nation of japan
reached heaben todayCopy !req
441. About 8:00
pacific standard time.Copy !req
442. Ohhh!Copy !req
443. Therefore, heaben
is now declaredCopy !req
444. An official
part of japan.Copy !req
445. Because we got here first.Copy !req
446. And now for the
weather in heabenCopy !req
447. Let's go to
natsuko sen.Copy !req
448. Partly cloudy.Copy !req
449. That's the news
from heaben.Copy !req
450. Oh god, and we told our boys
they'd never reach heaven.Copy !req
451. Kids!Copy !req
452. Good, as soon as the boys
finish their ladderCopy !req
453. We'll be ready to
take saddam out.Copy !req
454. Do you really think this is
a good idea, randy?Copy !req
455. If saddam is building weapons,
we have to stop him.Copy !req
456. With our weapons.Copy !req
457. Excuse me, everyone!Copy !req
458. We're not working on
the ladder anymore.Copy !req
459. Thank you, we're done.Copy !req
460. Ohh...Copy !req
461. Not working on
the ladder?Copy !req
462. But the japanese
won't let us use theirs.Copy !req
463. Kenny didn't have
the ticket stub,Copy !req
464. It was in his room!Copy !req
465. So we got all our candy
and you can all go home!Copy !req
466. Wait, are you sayingCopy !req
467. That you boys only wanted
to build a ladder to heavenCopy !req
468. So you could
get some candy?Copy !req
469. I've never heard the words
"only" and "candy"Copy !req
470. In the same
sentence before.Copy !req
471. But what about
your lost friend?Copy !req
472. What about your
fragile innocenceCopy !req
473. In believing we could
all get to heaven?Copy !req
474. Yeah, well, people
make us kids believeCopy !req
475. That heaven is this white place
with fluffy clouds and angels.Copy !req
476. Yeah, but now we think maybe
heaven isn't a place you can get to.Copy !req
477. Maybe heaven is
just an idea.Copy !req
478. A frame of mind,
or something gay like that.Copy !req
479. Maybe heaven...
is this moment right now.Copy !req
480. So, you're saying we should
bomb this moment right now?Copy !req
481. Right, johnson!
Sir!Copy !req
482. No, no!
We shouldn't bomb anybody.Copy !req
483. These boys are right.Copy !req
484. The only heaven we can hope for
is one here on earth, now.Copy !req
485. We should stop waiting
to get into heavenCopy !req
486. And start trying
to create it.Copy !req
487. Aww...Copy !req
488. Oh, that's
so beautiful.Copy !req
489. And i was dumb enough
to believeCopy !req
490. Saddam could actually be
up there building bombs.Copy !req
491. You little bastards
ruined my latest song!Copy !req
492. Well, i'm sure glad
this is all over with.Copy !req
493. Let's go count our candy.Copy !req
494. Yeah, but what
about kenny?Copy !req
495. His soul is still
in cartman's body.Copy !req
496. No, no, i just drank
his memories.Copy !req
497. I'm not sharing my body
with that poor piece of crap.Copy !req
498. Stop calling me poor,
you fat dick!Copy !req
499. Oh, Jesus christ.Copy !req
500. Whoa, kenny,
you in there?Copy !req
501. Stop it!Copy !req
502. Where am i, you guys?
Oh god!Copy !req
503. Dude,
come back here!Copy !req
504. Stop him, kenny!Copy !req
505. Keep those nitrogen capsules
over there by the warheads.Copy !req
506. Right, chop chop!
Come on!Copy !req
507. Saddam, i've been
hearing rumorsCopy !req
508. That you're
secretly buildingCopy !req
509. Weapons of mass
destruction up here.Copy !req
510. Weapons of
mass destruction!Copy !req
511. No, this is a chocolate chip
factory, see?Copy !req
512. It looks like
a chemical weapons plant.Copy !req
513. Look, god,Copy !req
514. If i was gonna secretly build
a chemical weapons plantCopy !req
515. I wouldn't make it look like a
chemical weapons plant, would i?Copy !req
516. I'd make it look likeCopy !req
517. A chocolate chip factory
or something.Copy !req
518. Alright, just checking.Copy !req
519. Stupid asshole.Copy !req