1. Shut up, you guys.
Shut up.Copy !req
2. Hello, "chitty wok",
take order, please.Copy !req
3. Hello, is this
city wok?Copy !req
4. Yes, this chitty wok.Copy !req
5. Yes, we'd like one
order of the city beef.Copy !req
6. Chitty beef.Copy !req
7. And I'll have
the city chicken.Copy !req
8. Chitty chicken.Copy !req
9. Oh dude, look, it's that
commercial with the guyCopy !req
10. Who lost 400 pounds eating
at subway sandwiches.Copy !req
11. Well,
hey, fellas.Copy !req
12. Hey, kenny.Copy !req
13. Now gosh darn it,
my name's not kenny.Copy !req
14. Kenny's dead,Copy !req
15. And you're all gonna have to
learn to deal with that.Copy !req
16. Okay, not-Kenny.Copy !req
17. Hey south park!Copy !req
18. You can meet jared,
in person, march 6th,Copy !req
19. At the kenny mccormack
memorial town square.Copy !req
20. Oh boy, jared's
coming to town.Copy !req
21. Dude, that's today!Copy !req
22. We gotta get
down there.Copy !req
23. Come on,
not-Kenny.Copy !req
24. Now gosh darn it,
my name's not not-Kenny.Copy !req
25. Okay, come on,
not-Not-Kenny.Copy !req
26. I'm getting steamed now.Copy !req
27. Ohh, chitty wok,
chitty wok!Copy !req
28. I take order, please.Copy !req
29. Excuse me, can we
get through here?Copy !req
30. Hell no, I've been saving
this spot for six hours.Copy !req
31. Here he comes!Copy !req
32. Thank you all so much.Copy !req
33. Y'know, after a year of eating
delicious sub sandwichesCopy !req
34. I've proven
weight loss is easy.Copy !req
35. And I promise you,Copy !req
36. I will always be your faithful
leader in easy weight loss.Copy !req
37. All right!Copy !req
38. That guy ate all the sandwiches
he wanted and lost weight.Copy !req
39. He is so cool.Copy !req
40. Mr. Fogle, some fans
wanted to seeCopy !req
41. If you'd sign
their sandwich.Copy !req
42. Sure, let them in.Copy !req
43. Hi, kids.Copy !req
44. Wow, jared.Copy !req
45. Dude, did you really
lose all that weightCopy !req
46. Eating nothing but
sub sandwiches?Copy !req
47. I sure did.Copy !req
48. Well, I also had a little
help on the side.Copy !req
49. What kind of help?Copy !req
50. Well, eating sub sandwiches
was a big part of it.Copy !req
51. But the way that I lost
so much weightCopy !req
52. Was that I got aides.Copy !req
53. A- Aids?Copy !req
54. That's right, I got aides
about two years agoCopy !req
55. And I've been losing weight
ever since.Copy !req
56. It's amazing how slim
you can get with aides.Copy !req
57. I'll bet you can.Copy !req
58. Would you like to
meet them?Copy !req
59. Them?Copy !req
60. My aides.
Scott, tyler!Copy !req
61. Scott is my personal trainer
and tyler is my dietitian.Copy !req
62. Hello! Hello!Copy !req
63. Oh!
A- I-D-E-S, aides.Copy !req
64. Yeah, hooray
for aides!Copy !req
65. Well, that's not really what
you say in the commercial.Copy !req
66. I know, you kind of have to
read the fine printCopy !req
67. At the bottom
of the screen.Copy !req
68. It says I only ate a half-Size
lean turkey sandwichCopy !req
69. With no mustard or mayo
or anything like that.Copy !req
70. And then had proper
diet and exercise aides.Copy !req
71. But you're
lying to people.Copy !req
72. If they knew that
you didn't justCopy !req
73. Eat all the sandwiches
you want,Copy !req
74. You might not
be so popular.Copy !req
75. You think so?
Why should it matter?Copy !req
76. It matters, dude.Copy !req
77. Hmm.Copy !req
78. That penis-Butt didn't lose
weight eating sub sandwiches.Copy !req
79. He lost weight because he ate
less of them and exercised.Copy !req
80. Yeah, it's only in america
somebody can become famousCopy !req
81. Just because they go from
being a big fat-AssCopy !req
82. To not being a big fat-Ass.Copy !req
83. Oh my god,
you guys-Copy !req
84. I think I'm having
a genius moment.Copy !req
85. Yes, yes,
it's coming to me now.Copy !req
86. Is that-
That's diarrhea.Copy !req
87. No- Don't you see
what this all means?Copy !req
88. Anybody could do
what he did.Copy !req
89. What's to stop someone else
from going to say, city wok,Copy !req
90. And cutting
a deal with them?Copy !req
91. Say they'll eat nothing
but their chinese food,Copy !req
92. But then eat only a little tiny
bit of it and exercise.Copy !req
93. Then city wok could say their
food makes you lose weight.Copy !req
94. That's right, stan,
it's a cash cow, I tell you.Copy !req
95. That's a great idea!Copy !req
96. Lose weight
and make money.Copy !req
97. I tell you, this is gonna
be the greatest thingCopy !req
98. That butters
has ever done.Copy !req
99. Me?Copy !req
100. Who do you think I'm
talking about, butters,Copy !req
101. Joyce dewitt?Copy !req
102. Oh, no, I thought
you meant you.Copy !req
103. You're the fat one.Copy !req
104. I can't lose
weight, butters,Copy !req
105. Because I'm not fat,
I'm big boned.Copy !req
106. You can't slim down
bones, stupid.Copy !req
107. But butters
isn't fat.Copy !req
108. That's my
whole point.Copy !req
109. First, we fatten him up.Copy !req
110. Then we make the deal
with city wok.Copy !req
111. Then, take the weight
back off.Copy !req
112. He's right- If butters
is naturally skinny,Copy !req
113. He'll be able to take
the weight off faster.Copy !req
114. But fellas,Copy !req
115. If I get fat my parents
will ground me.Copy !req
116. Oh, come on, just think about
how famous you'll be.Copy !req
117. You mean like jared?Copy !req
118. Sure, dude, you'll
be just like jared.Copy !req
119. Well,
the heck with that,Copy !req
120. You said jared
was a penis-Butt.Copy !req
121. You wouldn't be
a penis-Butt, butters,Copy !req
122. You'd be famous.Copy !req
123. Just think about all those
people following you around,Copy !req
124. Singing songs to you just
'cause you lost some weight.Copy !req
125. Wow.Copy !req
126. Christine, you know
I love you very muchCopy !req
127. And I can't wait
for the wedding.Copy !req
128. I love you too, jared.Copy !req
129. You changed
my whole life.Copy !req
130. I know, I know.Copy !req
131. But, ah, some young boys
were talking to me earlierCopy !req
132. And they made me think that
people might not be so proudCopy !req
133. Of my weight loss
if they knew something.Copy !req
134. Jared, what's this
all about?Copy !req
135. Christine, this probably isn't
gonna matter to you at all,Copy !req
136. But I have aides.Copy !req
137. What?Copy !req
138. Yeah, I have aides.Copy !req
139. I've had aides since
before we were together.Copy !req
140. What, what are you thinking,
are you bummed?Copy !req
141. Am I bummed?Copy !req
142. You've had aids all this time
and you knew it?Copy !req
143. Well, of course
I knew it.Copy !req
144. Why the hell
wouldn't you tell me?Copy !req
145. I didn't think it was
that big of a deal.Copy !req
146. Not that big
of a deal?Copy !req
147. I slept with you!Copy !req
148. Aren't you overreacting
a little bit?Copy !req
149. But Jesus christ, we're
supposed to get married.Copy !req
150. We can still
get married, christine.Copy !req
151. I mean, sure,
they're my aides now,Copy !req
152. But after we get married,
they'll be our aides.Copy !req
153. You'll love having aides,
christine, you really will.Copy !req
154. And when we have children,
they'll have aides.Copy !req
155. It will make things
so simple.Copy !req
156. Christine!Copy !req
157. Jeez, those boys
were right.Copy !req
158. People really don't
like aides.Copy !req
159. I better tell everyone
the truth.Copy !req
160. Hello there,
children.Copy !req
161. Chef, we need butters to
gain about 50 pounds, fast.Copy !req
162. 50 pounds, why?Copy !req
163. Ah, school project.Copy !req
164. Well, if you want him to get
really fat as fast as possible,Copy !req
165. One of you will
have to marry him.Copy !req
166. Marry him?Copy !req
167. It definitely worked for
every woman I ever met.Copy !req
168. Oh, no no no-
I ain't getting married,Copy !req
169. My parents will ground me.Copy !req
170. Yeah, none of us
want to marry butters.Copy !req
171. How come,
what's wrong with me?Copy !req
172. Well, I guess we oughtta
do this the old fashion way.Copy !req
173. Come on back, children.Copy !req
174. I can't eat no more.Copy !req
175. You have to.Copy !req
176. Here, have some more
mayonnaise.Copy !req
177. Chef, we need
more food.Copy !req
178. I'm running out,
children.Copy !req
179. Damn it, butters,
keep eatingCopy !req
180. Or else I'll kick your ass 'til
you're deader than kenny!Copy !req
181. Dude, that isn't cool.Copy !req
182. You shouldn't joke about
kenny being dead.Copy !req
183. Enough time hasn't passed.Copy !req
184. So how long until
we can joke about it?Copy !req
185. 22.3 years.Copy !req
186. That's how long it takes for
something tragic to be funny.Copy !req
187. That's a long time
to wait.Copy !req
188. I can't eat no more.Copy !req
189. I just keep
puking it up.Copy !req
190. Then eat your puke.Copy !req
191. No!Copy !req
192. Oh, come on,
japanese girls do it.Copy !req
193. Ladies and gentlemen, we at
subway are happy to inform youCopy !req
194. That jared has elected
to stay in south parkCopy !req
195. In order to speak to you
once again!Copy !req
196. He's going to speak
to us once again.Copy !req
197. So here he is...
jared!Copy !req
198. Thank you,
thank you all.Copy !req
199. Subway is a healthy way to eat
fast food and lose weight!Copy !req
200. All right!Copy !req
201. But, I feel like
I need toCopy !req
202. Come a little clean
about something.Copy !req
203. It wasn't just subway sandwiches
that made me thin.Copy !req
204. Huh?Copy !req
205. The reason why I was able to
lose so much weight, so quickly,Copy !req
206. Was that I got aides.Copy !req
207. Did he say aids?Copy !req
208. But I still want to be the
leader in a thinner america,Copy !req
209. And so I'm here to tell youCopy !req
210. That you should all go out
and get aides!Copy !req
211. Oh my god.Copy !req
212. Is he serious?Copy !req
213. Having aides
is awesome!Copy !req
214. With aides you can literally
watch the fat melt away.Copy !req
215. And with the proper mix of
aides and subway sandwichesCopy !req
216. Anything is possible.Copy !req
217. Ah, the opinions
expressed by mr. FogleCopy !req
218. Are not necessarily those
of the subway company.Copy !req
219. Wow!
He looks great.Copy !req
220. How do you feel,
butters?Copy !req
221. Well, kind of
like cartman.Copy !req
222. Ow!Copy !req
223. Get a hold of
yourself, man.Copy !req
224. All right, now it's
time for phase two.Copy !req
225. Welcome to chitty wok.Copy !req
226. Would you like to try
chitty chicken today?Copy !req
227. Sir, we have come
to offer youCopy !req
228. The business deal
of a lifetime.Copy !req
229. You want the
chitty beef?Copy !req
230. No, we want to show the world
how healthy your food is.Copy !req
231. Our fat friend here is
going to lose 40 poundsCopy !req
232. Eating at chitty wok.Copy !req
233. Which one?
I see two fat friend.Copy !req
234. The fat one.Copy !req
235. We're gonna take
before-And-After photos.Copy !req
236. And then when he gets skinny
from eating your foodCopy !req
237. We'll show the world.Copy !req
238. Why?Copy !req
239. Because then
you can pay usCopy !req
240. To use our friend
in commercials.Copy !req
241. Oh, you mean
like jared?Copy !req
242. Just like jared.Copy !req
243. Yeah, okay,
that sound good.Copy !req
244. So if he lose weight
eating chitty wokCopy !req
245. I pay you to use him
in commercial.Copy !req
246. All right!
All right!Copy !req
247. Sir, we are
in business.Copy !req
248. Jared, first of allCopy !req
249. We want to say that
all of us here at subwayCopy !req
250. Appreciate everything
you've done for our company.Copy !req
251. Well, I appreciate your
company doing everythingCopy !req
252. It's done for me.Copy !req
253. Yes, well, it is
now the opinionCopy !req
254. Of all of us that perhaps
it would be best for youCopy !req
255. To take your...Copy !req
256. Strange theories
on weight loss elsewhere.Copy !req
257. Excuse me...
am I being fired?Copy !req
258. Jared, it's just that your
new take on weight lossCopy !req
259. Is contrary to our
commitment to good health.Copy !req
260. How so?Copy !req
261. Well, your new slogan
for instance.Copy !req
262. "When it comes to fitnessCopy !req
263. Subway goes hand in hand
with aides."Copy !req
264. Uh-Huh.Copy !req
265. Come on, butters you gotta
get skinny again!Copy !req
266. You are such a flabby
hunk of crap!Copy !req
267. Look at those
jelly rolls.Copy !req
268. Jelly rolls,
I tell ya!Copy !req
269. You still got
seven chins, boy!Copy !req
270. You'll never be thin.
Nobody loves you!Copy !req
271. Hey now, they do, too.Copy !req
272. My mom and dad love me
even if I am fat.Copy !req
273. Butters, I'm just
trying to offerCopy !req
274. Some motivational
help here.Copy !req
275. All right then.Copy !req
276. Row, you fat bitch!Copy !req
277. Look at them
jelly rolls!Copy !req
278. Nobody loves you!Copy !req
279. You're not even
a person!Copy !req
280. I never asked
to be famous.Copy !req
281. Now everyone hates me.Copy !req
282. I almost wish I'd never
gotten aides!Copy !req
283. Hey, now come on.Copy !req
284. What kind of
talk is that?Copy !req
285. I'm sorry, guys,Copy !req
286. But I think I want to be
aides-Free for a while.Copy !req
287. Come on, jared,
lighten up.Copy !req
288. People don't hate you.Copy !req
289. Yeah, maybe they're
all just jealousCopy !req
290. That they can't afford to
hire their own aides.Copy !req
291. Wait a minute,
you're right.Copy !req
292. Yeah!Copy !req
293. I think I know how to be
a celebrity again.Copy !req
294. Did you bring
the camera?Copy !req
295. Yeah, we're all set.Copy !req
296. Guys, I think this might be a
good time to discuss business.Copy !req
297. What do you mean?Copy !req
298. Well, when city wok sees
how skinny butters isCopy !req
299. They're not gonna want him
to just make one commercial,Copy !req
300. They're gonna
want several.Copy !req
301. That's true, jared did like
100 for subway sandwiches.Copy !req
302. I think we're looking at
a nonexclusiveCopy !req
303. Two-Year, 50-Picture
deal here.Copy !req
304. My calculations put that at
about $4 million.Copy !req
305. Wow!Copy !req
306. Now, I think
the four millionCopy !req
307. Should be split evenly
among the three of us.Copy !req
308. Except that I should get
a 20% per negation feeCopy !req
309. Off the gross for having
come up with the idea.Copy !req
310. Hey, fellas.Copy !req
311. Butters, what the hell
are you doing?Copy !req
312. Yeah, you're still fat!Copy !req
313. I know, I can't
seem to lose it.Copy !req
314. But we're supposed to shoot your
commercial for city wok today,Copy !req
315. You fat piece of crap!Copy !req
316. Well, I don't know
what to tell you.Copy !req
317. Losing weight is harder
than putting it on.Copy !req
318. No, it isn't,
stupid blubber butt!Copy !req
319. Did you eat only one ounce
of city wok a dayCopy !req
320. Like we told you?Copy !req
321. Well, yeah, but
I don't know.Copy !req
322. Why are you
doing this to us?Copy !req
323. All prepared for
liposuction surgery.Copy !req
324. Check.Copy !req
325. I don't know
about this, fellas.Copy !req
326. Hey, you're the one
that screwed usCopy !req
327. By not losing weight,
butters.Copy !req
328. Okay, it says here
the operation beginsCopy !req
329. With a one-Inch incision
in the abdomenCopy !req
330. On the left side
just above the hip.Copy !req
331. So that's,
right about here.Copy !req
332. Whoa!Copy !req
333. Stop your bitching,
butters!Copy !req
334. God, kenny would've
took it like a man!Copy !req
335. Okay now, put
one end of the tubeCopy !req
336. A half an inch
into the incision.Copy !req
337. Alrighty.Copy !req
338. Whoa, I think this is
a bad idea, fellas.Copy !req
339. I feel woozy.Copy !req
340. I think it's in.Copy !req
341. The liposuction
is a processCopy !req
342. Of siphoning out
the excess fat.Copy !req
343. There it goes.Copy !req
344. All right,
it's working.Copy !req
345. Oh man, it taste like that
creamed chip beef stuffCopy !req
346. That chef makes sometimes.Copy !req
347. Uh, fellas, I don't
feel very good.Copy !req
348. Shut up, butters, this is
your own damn fault.Copy !req
349. Everything's
getting dark.Copy !req
350. We gotta
hurry this up.Copy !req
351. Yeah, keep doing that,
that's working good.Copy !req
352. He's losing weight.Copy !req
353. Whoa, whoa!Copy !req
354. He's out of control!Copy !req
355. Everything's
getting sparkly.Copy !req
356. Oh no, dude, butters'
parents are home.Copy !req
357. Oh crap!Copy !req
358. Dude, bail!Copy !req
359. Butters?
Butters!Copy !req
360. Mom, dad.Copy !req
361. Butters, are you having
liposuction surgery?Copy !req
362. Tell me the truth.Copy !req
363. Yes, sir.Copy !req
364. This is
unbelievable!Copy !req
365. How many times have we
told you never to haveCopy !req
366. Self-Performed liposuction
surgery in our house?Copy !req
367. Four times, mom.Copy !req
368. Well, I guess
that wasn't enough.Copy !req
369. You get up to your room
right now, mister.Copy !req
370. Yes, sir.Copy !req
371. Oh, don't you give us
that look, young man,Copy !req
372. You're gonna get it!Copy !req
373. Tom, I'm standing out front of
the mayor's officeCopy !req
374. Where the big liar, jared is
once again about to speak.Copy !req
375. Apparently, jared hopes to
regain his celebrity hero statusCopy !req
376. Which was lost when he
announced that it was aids,Copy !req
377. Not sub sandwiches, that
caused him to lose weight.Copy !req
378. Let's listen in.Copy !req
379. Ladies and gentlemen,
at first I didn't understandCopy !req
380. Why you felt betrayed
by the factCopy !req
381. That my aides helped me
to lose weight.Copy !req
382. But now I understand that
it's because isn't fairCopy !req
383. That I had aides
and most of you don't.Copy !req
384. And so, with all the money
I made from commercialsCopy !req
385. I've decided to startCopy !req
386. The "aides for everyone
foundation".Copy !req
387. What?Copy !req
388. I am going to
personally see to itCopy !req
389. That each and every
one of you gets aides.Copy !req
390. This guy's insane.Copy !req
391. But I won't stop there.Copy !req
392. I'm gonna seek out
all the underprivilegedCopy !req
393. And hungry children
of the world,Copy !req
394. And I'm going to
give them aides myself!Copy !req
395. You're gonna give
children aids?Copy !req
396. Yes, it is my hope that every
beautiful child on this earthCopy !req
397. Has aides by next month.Copy !req
398. Aides for everyone!Copy !req
399. Get him!Copy !req
400. Come on, butters,
time to go.Copy !req
401. Go where?Copy !req
402. To city wok, so we can
make our money- God!Copy !req
403. I can't go
anywhere, fellas.Copy !req
404. I've been grounded for having
liposuction surgery.Copy !req
405. What?Copy !req
406. I told you my parents
would be sore.Copy !req
407. And they said for having
liposuction surgeryCopy !req
408. I can't be outside
for five days.Copy !req
409. Dude, we just need you to come
down to city wok real quickCopy !req
410. So they can see
how skinny you are.Copy !req
411. You guys already got me
in dutch for being fat.Copy !req
412. And then I got in double dutch
for having liposuction.Copy !req
413. And now you're asking me
to be in triple dutch?Copy !req
414. Unh-Uh, I'll never be
that dutch.Copy !req
415. Kenny would've
done it.Copy !req
416. Yup.Copy !req
417. You guys remember what a
cool friend kenny was?Copy !req
418. God, he was always up
for helping us out.Copy !req
419. Man, he was the
best friend ever.Copy !req
420. Look, fellas,
I can't do it.Copy !req
421. My mom and dad call in
every hour from workCopy !req
422. To make sure I'm here.Copy !req
423. If I don't answer the phone
they'll know I'm up to no good.Copy !req
424. All right,
all right.Copy !req
425. I'll stay here and answer
the phone for you.Copy !req
426. But you don't
sound like me.Copy !req
427. "But you don't
sound like me.Copy !req
428. "My name is butters,
and I'm a little pussyCopy !req
429. Who won't help his
friends make money."Copy !req
430. Wow, that was
pretty good.Copy !req
431. All right, it's settled,
come on, butters.Copy !req
432. Don't forget, a third of that
$4 million is mine.Copy !req
433. Well, hello.Copy !req
434. I'm just checking in
on you, butters.Copy !req
435. Do I hear the television?Copy !req
436. We told you, no television
while you're grounded.Copy !req
437. Oh, gee whiz, I'm not
watching television, dad.Copy !req
438. I'm just laying around
jacking it.Copy !req
439. Jacking it?
Jacking what?Copy !req
440. Well, my hot spicy boner,
of course, dad.Copy !req
441. What? Are you trying to get
yourself in more troubleCopy !req
442. With that kind of
language?Copy !req
443. Loosen up, you bloody
vaginal belch.Copy !req
444. Oh, you are gonna
get it, mister.Copy !req
445. You just wait
until I get home!Copy !req
446. Bring it on,
queer bait.Copy !req
447. Yes.Copy !req
448. I tell my girlfriend I have
aides and she leaves.Copy !req
449. I tell the world to get aides
and they think I'm crazy.Copy !req
450. I offer to give aides to kids
and everyone wants me dead.Copy !req
451. What's wrong with aides?Copy !req
452. Why doesn't anyone want me
to give them aides?Copy !req
453. There he is, beating
that dead horse.Copy !req
454. Aah!Copy !req
455. Welcome to chitty wok.
Take your order, please.Copy !req
456. We have great news.Copy !req
457. Our friend lost 40 pounds
eating your city wok food.Copy !req
458. Here's the before-
And-After photos.Copy !req
459. He lose weight
eating chitty wok?Copy !req
460. That's right.Copy !req
461. So now you can pay us to
use him in your commercialsCopy !req
462. And you'll have your
very own jared.Copy !req
463. Oh, no, no way.Copy !req
464. I'm not putting no jared
in my chitty wok commercial.Copy !req
465. Why not?Copy !req
466. Don't you know?
Everybody hate jared.Copy !req
467. He want everyone in the world
to have aids.Copy !req
468. He sick in the head.Copy !req
469. What?Copy !req
470. I don't want chitty wok
to have nothing to doCopy !req
471. With jared
and his aids.Copy !req
472. Wait, everyone
hates jared now?Copy !req
473. Yeah, they
gonna kill him.Copy !req
474. They're gonna kill jared
downtown right now.Copy !req
475. Ah! Come on, guys,
we gotta sort this out.Copy !req
476. Here's some
anthrax for ya!Copy !req
477. Heh-Heh, heh-Heh.Copy !req
478. Anthrax is giving me
colon cancer.Copy !req
479. Hello.Copy !req
480. Butters,
your father calledCopy !req
481. And said you
made him very upset.Copy !req
482. Yeah, well, dad's being
a little pussy, mom.Copy !req
483. Butters, where did you get
that kind of smart mouth?Copy !req
484. Not from you dumb-Asses,
that's for sure.Copy !req
485. Oh, you just wait until
I get home, mister!Copy !req
486. I'll be waiting
with bells on,Copy !req
487. You old
horse-Banging skank.Copy !req
488. Hey, that's some
anthrax over there!Copy !req
489. Why did I ever do those
stupid commercials?Copy !req
490. All right, jared,
you sick pervert,Copy !req
491. Do you have anything to say
before you die?Copy !req
492. Wait!Copy !req
493. You're all making
a mistake!Copy !req
494. Stay back, children.Copy !req
495. Jared wants to
give you aids.Copy !req
496. No, you don't
understand.Copy !req
497. Jared doesn't
have aids-Aids,Copy !req
498. He has assistants-Copy !req
499. Two guys that help him lose
weight that he calls his aides.Copy !req
500. Hmm.
Oh.Copy !req
501. You mean, jared's aides
are like my aides?Copy !req
502. Yes.Copy !req
503. You mean
you all thought-Copy !req
504. Oh my gosh!Copy !req
505. Oh boy,
do I feel stupid.Copy !req
506. We're so sorry, jared.Copy !req
507. No, no,
it was my fault.Copy !req
508. I can't believe I, I didn't
even think what I was saying.Copy !req
509. So he was sayingCopy !req
510. Children should have help
like he had.Copy !req
511. Yeah.Copy !req
512. This has gotta be about the
biggest misunderstanding ever!Copy !req
513. Oh my god.Copy !req
514. I told my girlfriend I wanted
her to share my aides.Copy !req
515. Oh, no wonder she left.Copy !req
516. Can you imagine...
what we thought when you saidCopy !req
517. "Aides for everyone
foundation"?Copy !req
518. Oh, brother!Copy !req
519. Hey.Copy !req
520. We're all laughing.Copy !req
521. Oh hey, yeah, we would've never
laughed about this before.Copy !req
522. Well, don't you see
what this means?Copy !req
523. It's been 22.3 years, so...
aids is finally funny.Copy !req
524. He's right,
it's happened.Copy !req
525. Hey, everybody!
Aids is finally funny.Copy !req
526. All right!Copy !req
527. Woo hoo, hooray!Copy !req
528. I knew it would be
funny one day.Copy !req
529. Aids.Copy !req
530. Then it's time.Copy !req
531. We can undo the banner.Copy !req
532. Ooh! Ohh!Copy !req
533. Hooray!Copy !req
534. Tom, I'm standing
in the town squareCopy !req
535. Where just moments agoCopy !req
536. It was declared that aids
can finally be joked about.Copy !req
537. What a great day
for humanity.Copy !req
538. Aids quilt.Copy !req
539. Oh boy,
this fantastic.Copy !req
540. I'm so glad aids
is funny now.Copy !req
541. Okay, so now, you wanna use our
friend in your commercials?Copy !req
542. Sure, okay, I pay you
15 "dorrar".Copy !req
543. 15 dorrar?
But jared got millions.Copy !req
544. Hey, I'm not subway,
I chitty wok.Copy !req
545. Chitty wok don't have
million dollars.Copy !req
546. Oh, god damn it!Copy !req
547. Oh, just forget
the whole thing then.Copy !req
548. Okay.Copy !req
549. Hey, you kids know why
chicken cross road?Copy !req
550. Why?Copy !req
551. 'Cause it had aids.Copy !req
552. Aids so funny.Copy !req
553. Well, so much
for our money.Copy !req
554. Yeah, but y'know,
I learned something today.Copy !req
555. It would've been wrong for us
to exploit butters' weight loss,Copy !req
556. Because then lots of fat people
would've believed it,Copy !req
557. And then gone and eaten
a ton of chinese foodCopy !req
558. Instead of
dieting properly.Copy !req
559. They'd still be fat,Copy !req
560. And we'd be responible for
their shattered dreams.Copy !req
561. Yeah, I don't think like
shattering fat peoples' dreams.Copy !req
562. Besides, I'd get grounded.Copy !req
563. Oh Jesus, I'm supposed
to be grounded!Copy !req
564. There you are, butters.Copy !req
565. Are my mom and dad
back home yet?Copy !req
566. No, but they're
due home any minute.Copy !req
567. Come on,
you're just in time.Copy !req
568. Oh boy!Copy !req
569. Mom and dad didn't find out
I left the house, did they?Copy !req
570. No, I totally
covered for you.Copy !req
571. They completely believed
I was you on the phone.Copy !req
572. Oh, goody!Copy !req
573. Here you go, I drew some
pictures with crayonCopy !req
574. So it looked like
you were here all day.Copy !req
575. And I ate a little food
so it looked like you ate.Copy !req
576. And I fed your cat.
Perfect.Copy !req
577. All right, I better get out
of here before they get back.Copy !req
578. Hey, eric.Copy !req
579. Thanks for
covering for me.Copy !req
580. You're a real pal.Copy !req
581. Butters, it was
my pleasure.Copy !req
582. Hi, mom and dad.Copy !req
583. Don't you "hi, mom and dad" us,
you little punk!Copy !req
584. Oh dad!Copy !req
585. You don't even know the
trouble you're in, mister!Copy !req
586. What I do?
What I do?Copy !req
587. You think
you're tough now?Copy !req
588. Answer me!Copy !req
589. Oh man,
if I was olderCopy !req
590. I would totally start
jacking off right now.Copy !req