1. Ah, killed you.Copy !req
2. I blew
your head off.Copy !req
3. Jesus, is Cartman
still in the bathroom?Copy !req
4. Hey, Cartman, we're
almost to level 20!Copy !req
5. You giving birth
in there or what?Copy !req
6. Let a man take a crap.Copy !req
7. Dude, he's in there
punishing my toilet.Copy !req
8. Yeah, that poor,
poor thing.Copy !req
9. Come on, Cartman,
you're missing the game!Copy !req
10. I'm almost done,
you smart asses.Copy !req
11. I'm just wiping my—
what the hell is that?Copy !req
12. You guys, look what I found
in the trash canCopy !req
13. in Stan's bathroom.Copy !req
14. It's like a bloody cotton thing
wrapped in toilet paper.Copy !req
15. Why did you pull it
out of the trash?Copy !req
16. Because I thought
it was a jelly doughnut,Copy !req
17. but look, check it out.
It's all bloody.Copy !req
18. Are you boys still
playing that video game?Copy !req
19. Yeah; hey, Mom, Cartman found
a bloody cotton thingCopy !req
20. in the bathroom.Copy !req
21. Look. But I don't think
it's for using.Copy !req
22. I think it's just
for looking through.Copy !req
23. Eric, put that down.
- Why?Copy !req
24. Just go put it back
in the trash can.Copy !req
25. But it's, like, all bloody.
It might be alive.Copy !req
26. No, that—
that came from me.Copy !req
27. Just put it away.Copy !req
28. This came out of you?Copy !req
29. You just left it
in the trash can?Copy !req
30. "You shouldn't have done that.
He's just a boy.Copy !req
31. Poor little feller."Copy !req
32. What is it, Mom?Copy !req
33. Yeah, what is it,
Mrs. Marsh?Copy !req
34. Boys, that's a...
feminine thing, alright?Copy !req
35. It's a personal woman thing.Copy !req
36. I tell you what.Copy !req
37. If you'll just drop
the whole thing right now,Copy !req
38. I'll buy you that
new video game consoleCopy !req
39. you've been wanting.Copy !req
40. The 2001
Okama Gamesphere?Copy !req
41. Sure.
- Cool!Copy !req
42. Wow, this is like finding
trash can gold, you guys.Copy !req
43. There it is,
the Okama Gamesphere.Copy !req
44. Dude, it's got
128 gigahertz D-RAM.Copy !req
45. What's that?Copy !req
46. I don't know,
but it kicks ass.Copy !req
47. Wow, dude, you're the
luckiest kid in South Park.Copy !req
48. Hey, this is
all of ours.Copy !req
49. I'm the one who found
Stan's aborted brotherCopy !req
50. in the trash canCopy !req
51. and blackmailed his mom
into getting the Gamesphere.Copy !req
52. Alright, alright,
but you guys got to seeCopy !req
53. if you can sleep over for
the rest of the weekend.Copy !req
54. It's Saturday at 2:30.
That means we have...Copy !req
55. 39 hours to play Gamesphere
until school on Monday.Copy !req
56. Whoo-hoo!
- Awesome!Copy !req
57. Oh, crap.
What?Copy !req
58. I'm supposed to go to the lake
with my family tomorrowCopy !req
59. and swim and play
in the stupid sun.Copy !req
60. Dude, we got
Gamesphere.Copy !req
61. I know, I know.Copy !req
62. Well, look,
I'll stay over anywayCopy !req
63. so I can play for...
18 hours.Copy !req
64. And then I'll go
to the lake.Copy !req
65. Don't forget
to bring a towel.Copy !req
66. What?Copy !req
67. When you get
out of the water,Copy !req
68. you need to dry off
right awayCopy !req
69. to avoid
catching a cold.Copy !req
70. That's why
Towelie says:Copy !req
71. "Don't forget
to bring a towel."Copy !req
72. Okay.
- Thanks, Towelie.Copy !req
73. You want to get high?Copy !req
74. No.Copy !req
75. Anyway, that will give me
plenty of timeCopy !req
76. playing video games.Copy !req
77. Kyle, I think you
underestimate Okama Gamesphere.Copy !req
78. Here you go, boys.Copy !req
79. Aah!Copy !req
80. Okay, turn it on.Copy !req
81. Okama Gamesphere!Copy !req
82. Whoa!Copy !req
83. Thirst for Blood!Copy !req
84. Oh yeah, Thirst
for Blood; bring it.Copy !req
85. Oh, this is so cool.Copy !req
86. Bring it, bring it!Copy !req
87. Good night, boys.
Don't stay up too late.Copy !req
88. Good night, Mom.
Thanks for Gamesphere.Copy !req
89. Yeah, but you still
shouldn't have done that;Copy !req
90. He's just a boy.Copy !req
91. What?
Nothing, come on, Randy.Copy !req
92. Yeah, Mom,
I can't go to the lake.Copy !req
93. No, Stan's having
emotional problems,Copy !req
94. and we need to help
see him through it.Copy !req
95. He's got—what is it?Copy !req
96. Date Rape Psychosis.Copy !req
97. Date Rape Something.Copy !req
98. Yeah, okay,
I will.Copy !req
99. Okay, thanks, Mom.Copy !req
100. I don't have to
go outside!Copy !req
101. Awesome!Copy !req
102. She said it's fine,Copy !req
103. but that I still have to go
to baseball practice tonight.Copy !req
104. Oh, yeah, we've got
baseball practice today.
God dammit!Copy !req
105. We shouldn't have
this many responsibilities.Copy !req
106. We're children.Copy !req
107. It's alright; we can still
play for six more hours,Copy !req
108. and then we'll go
play baseball.Copy !req
109. Don't forget
to bring a towel.Copy !req
110. Ah, no.Copy !req
111. When you're playing sports,Copy !req
112. the sweat can get
in your face.Copy !req
113. That's why Towelie says,Copy !req
114. "Always keep an extra towel
in your duffel bag."Copy !req
115. Okay, we will.Copy !req
116. Alright!Copy !req
117. You want
to get high?Copy !req
118. No, we don't
want to get high.Copy !req
119. Okay.Copy !req
120. You sure?Copy !req
121. Yes, go away,
you stupid towel!Copy !req
122. Oh, dude,
did you see that?Copy !req
123. I cut off your face
and ate it.Copy !req
124. That's so cool!Copy !req
125. Okay, boys, that's it.
You have to go now.Copy !req
126. No, no,
it's okay, mom.Copy !req
127. We can't go
to baseball practiceCopy !req
128. because
Kyle has cancer.Copy !req
129. No, Stanley,
it's Monday morning.Copy !req
130. You have to
go to school.Copy !req
131. It's Monday?Copy !req
132. Oh, um, I'm sick.
Me too.Copy !req
133. No, you're not sick.
Now get to school,Copy !req
134. all of you.Copy !req
135. But, Mom!
- Go!Copy !req
136. Ahh!Copy !req
137. I can't believe
we have to go to school.Copy !req
138. Yeah, real life is
so boring and stupid.Copy !req
139. We just have to try
and make the dayCopy !req
140. go as fast as possibleCopy !req
141. so we can get back
to Gamesphere.Copy !req
142. Hello, boys, how are you?
- Fine.Copy !req
143. Say, boys, this may
sound a little odd,Copy !req
144. but have you seen a talking
towel around anywhere?Copy !req
145. What, you mean
Towelie?Copy !req
146. Echo, this is Garret.Copy !req
147. I've got a Code Five at...
Park County, Colorado.Copy !req
148. Code Five,
Park County, Colorado!Copy !req
149. What, dude?Copy !req
150. This is gonna be
one long-ass day.Copy !req
151. That was the longest
day of school ever.Copy !req
152. Come on, hurry.
I bet we can get to level 29.Copy !req
153. Where is it?Copy !req
154. It—it was right here.Copy !req
155. Where the hell
is it?Copy !req
156. Come on, man,
this isn't funny,Copy !req
157. I need my fix.Copy !req
158. Hello?Copy !req
159. If you ever want to see your
Okama Gamesphere again,Copy !req
160. you'll bring us
the towel.Copy !req
161. What? Who is this?Copy !req
162. Just get the towelCopy !req
163. and meet us at the
gas station outside of town.Copy !req
164. Or else.Copy !req
165. Okama Gamesphere!Copy !req
166. Don't hurt it!Copy !req
167. What?Copy !req
168. They've taken it.Copy !req
169. They've taken
our Okama Gamesphere.Copy !req
170. NO... No!Copy !req
171. What do you mean
they've taken it?Copy !req
172. Oh, this isn't
happening.Copy !req
173. This isn't happening!Copy !req
174. Towelie!Copy !req
175. Hey, towel!Copy !req
176. Where the hell
is he?Copy !req
177. Where the hell
could he be?Copy !req
178. I don't know;
the guy on the phoneCopy !req
179. thought
we had Towelie,Copy !req
180. so now we got
to find him.Copy !req
181. What has this
world come to,Copy !req
182. where people can just take
your Okama Gamesphere?Copy !req
183. Hey, maybe we better
do a towel call.Copy !req
184. Herrrre-gttt!
Herrrre-gttt!Copy !req
185. That's a towel call?Copy !req
186. This is hopeless.
We're never gonna find him.Copy !req
187. Hey, wait a minute.Copy !req
188. Towelie always showed up
to give us towel adviceCopy !req
189. when we said something
about water.Copy !req
190. Hey, yeah.Copy !req
191. Well, guys, let's go
to the swimming pool.Copy !req
192. Ah, let's go
take a shower.Copy !req
193. Let's go water-skiing!Copy !req
194. Don't forget
to bring a towel.Copy !req
195. There he is!Copy !req
196. Be sure to bring a towel
so you don't get all wet.Copy !req
197. Come on, dude.Copy !req
198. Where we going?Copy !req
199. Just come on.
It's getting dark.Copy !req
200. Are we gonna
get high?Copy !req
201. Are you sure this is
where they said to be?Copy !req
202. They said the gas station
outside of town.Copy !req
203. Well, I'm gonna get
a little high.Copy !req
204. Hold it!Copy !req
205. Who's that?Copy !req
206. Step away
from the towel!Copy !req
207. There you are, towel.Copy !req
208. We've been looking
all over for you.Copy !req
209. If you ever
go to a hotel,Copy !req
210. be sure to bring
your own towel.Copy !req
211. It isn't safe for you
out here, towel.Copy !req
212. There are people out here
who mean to harm you.Copy !req
213. Excuse me, can we have
our Okama Gamesphere back?Copy !req
214. We just want
to play video games.Copy !req
215. Your what?Copy !req
216. Ah, look dude,
we're on level 24,Copy !req
217. about to cross into
the Caverns of Madness.Copy !req
218. I don't know what
you're talking about.Copy !req
219. You called us and said
if we brought the towel,Copy !req
220. you'd give us
our video game back.Copy !req
221. Oh, my God,
it's a trap.Copy !req
222. Cover! Cover!Copy !req
223. Oh, God damn it,
what now?Copy !req
224. Run, towel!Copy !req
225. Come on, they got to have
our video gameCopy !req
226. around here somewhere.Copy !req
227. Where's the towel?
It can't be far.Copy !req
228. Alvarez, you and Mitchell
sweep left.Copy !req
229. Hurry, you must get
the towel back to Tynacorp.Copy !req
230. Where is our
Okama Gamesphere?Copy !req
231. Get the towel home.Copy !req
232. They'll explain
everything.Copy !req
233. Please, hurry.Copy !req
234. Ah, God damn it!Copy !req
235. Do you know where
he's talking about, Towelie?Copy !req
236. What? Oh, yeah,
back at the base.Copy !req
237. It's a long ways away.Copy !req
238. Alright, we're gonna
have to use this truck.Copy !req
239. Come on, guys.Copy !req
240. Well?
- They've gone, sir.Copy !req
241. It's like they vanished
out of thin air.Copy !req
242. Damn it!Copy !req
243. I knew those boys were
protecting that towel.Copy !req
244. They must have some
unexplainable bond with it.Copy !req
245. Perhaps they're telepathically
linked to the towel, sir,Copy !req
246. like E.T.Copy !req
247. They could already be
anywhere, hiding out again.Copy !req
248. No, the time for
being nice is over.Copy !req
249. We must instigate...
Plan "B."Copy !req
250. You mean...Copy !req
251. Yes.Copy !req
252. Destroy all towels within
a thousand-mile radius.Copy !req
253. Hey, do you love Towelie?Copy !req
254. Good, because Towelie
merchandise is now available.Copy !req
255. Be the first to show your
enthusiasm for TowelieCopy !req
256. with the all-new
"I Love Towelie" t-shirt.Copy !req
257. And if you don't
like Towelie,Copy !req
258. you can buy the
"I Hate Towelie" t-shirt.Copy !req
259. It's 100% cotton!Copy !req
260. And available soon,
the Towelie towel.Copy !req
261. It comes with all your
favorite catch phrases:Copy !req
262. "You want to get high?"Copy !req
263. So call now and order
your "I Love Towelie"Copy !req
264. or "I Hate Towelie" t-shirt.Copy !req
265. American Express
or Discover Card.Copy !req
266. Supplies are limited,Copy !req
267. so order one of these great
t-shirts right away.Copy !req
268. Are we
getting close?Copy !req
269. I think so.Copy !req
270. A little more
gas, Kenny.Copy !req
271. How long has it been since
you've been back there?Copy !req
272. I've been wandering around on
my own for the past few weeks,Copy !req
273. you know, helping people out
with towel safetyCopy !req
274. and proper towel use;
it's important.Copy !req
275. No, it isn't.
- Is.Copy !req
276. No, it isn't.
- Is.Copy !req
277. Wait, turn down here.
It's down this dirt road.Copy !req
278. Brake, Kenny, brake.Copy !req
279. Maybe it's down
that dirt road.Copy !req
280. Dude, don't you
remember where it is?Copy !req
281. I can't remember.
It all looks the same.Copy !req
282. Hold on, let me get high.
Then I'll remember where it is.Copy !req
283. Alright,
so where is it?Copy !req
284. Where's what?Copy !req
285. Ah!Copy !req
286. The base where you're from
and our Okama Gamesphere is.Copy !req
287. Alright,
that does it.Copy !req
288. Brake angrily, Kenny.Copy !req
289. Listen, Towelie, we've
just about had it with you.Copy !req
290. Calm down.Copy !req
291. That's it; you're not
getting high againCopy !req
292. until we have our
Okama Gamesphere back.Copy !req
293. That's my last "J",
asshole!Copy !req
294. I don't care; you better
remember where your base is.Copy !req
295. Oh, man, why is everyone
riding me today?Copy !req
296. God damn it.Copy !req
297. Kevin?Copy !req
298. Don't forget to wrap the potato
salad in aluminum foil.Copy !req
299. Kevin, is that you?Copy !req
300. Harris,
breach, bang and clear!Copy !req
301. Hello?Copy !req
302. Oh, my God!
Oh, no!Copy !req
303. Alright, it's clear.
It's clear!Copy !req
304. Aah!Copy !req
305. Go! Go!Copy !req
306. Get it!
What the...Copy !req
307. Throw it down!Copy !req
308. Oh, alright, have your
way with me, if you must.Copy !req
309. Go on, fulfill
your sick pleasures.Copy !req
310. Alright, let's go.Copy !req
311. Where you going?Copy !req
312. This is where
you came from?Copy !req
313. Yeah, I think so.Copy !req
314. Oh, man.
- What?Copy !req
315. I am so high
right now.Copy !req
316. I have no idea
what's going on.Copy !req
317. Welcome home,
smart towel RG-400.Copy !req
318. Uh, hi, is this where
our Okama Gamesphere is?Copy !req
319. We're missing outCopy !req
320. on some quality video game time
right now.Copy !req
321. Thank you for bringing him
to us, boys.Copy !req
322. You see, this is not
an ordinary towel.Copy !req
323. He is the RG-400
smart towel,Copy !req
324. designed with a computer chip
inside the terry cloth.Copy !req
325. We don't care.Copy !req
326. You see,
here at Tynacorp,Copy !req
327. our goal was to make
the perfect towel,Copy !req
328. a towel that would sense how
wet or dry the user's skin wasCopy !req
329. and fluff itself
accordingly.Copy !req
330. Dude, we don't care.Copy !req
331. Towelie was our
greatest success,Copy !req
332. smart enough to beat
the average human at chessCopy !req
333. and absorbent enough to soak up
even the toughest spills.Copy !req
334. But then one day,
Towelie got highCopy !req
335. and just sort of
wandered off.Copy !req
336. We... Don't..Care.Copy !req
337. All we want to know is
who has our Okama Gamesphere?Copy !req
338. Ah, yes,
your video game.Copy !req
339. I'm afraid that what we all
experienced was a trap.Copy !req
340. They called you and
said to bring the towel,Copy !req
341. and then they called us and said
they were bringing Towelie back.Copy !req
342. Their plan was to wipe us
all out with one fell swoop.Copy !req
343. Who's "they"?
Why, the military.Copy !req
344. You see, after Towelie got high
and wandered off from here,Copy !req
345. the military
got ahold of him.Copy !req
346. They wanted to turn Towelie into
a weapon of mass destruction.Copy !req
347. Don't care, don't care,
don't care.Copy !req
348. Towelie was at
their base for monthsCopy !req
349. as they tried to copy
his T.N.A.Copy !req
350. But then, one day,
Towelie got highCopy !req
351. and just sort of
wandered off... again.Copy !req
352. God damn it.
Can we please!Copy !req
353. Just get back to playing
our video game, please!Copy !req
354. I'm afraid not,Copy !req
355. because your Okama Gamesphere
is at their base.Copy !req
356. Can you tell us where
that is, please?Copy !req
357. You mean to go
right into their base?Copy !req
358. Of course.Copy !req
359. The entry code should still be
in Towelie's memory banks.Copy !req
360. You could sneak him in there
and recover his T.N.A.Copy !req
361. Great plan!Copy !req
362. Sir, Sergeant Masters
and Buller reporting, Sir!Copy !req
363. Ah, yes.Copy !req
364. Tell me, marine, did you
accomplish your primary goal?Copy !req
365. Sir, yes, sir!Copy !req
366. All towels
have been destroyed.Copy !req
367. The smart towel is
no doubt eliminated.Copy !req
368. Ah, and you're
quite sure of this?Copy !req
369. Yes, sir, there isn't
a towel left within 100 miles.Copy !req
370. Hmm, so perhaps, then,
you can explain to meCopy !req
371. why we just got footage of the
towel returning to Tynacorp?Copy !req
372. We—he must've
outsmarted us, sir.Copy !req
373. Well, I'm through
playing hide-and-seek.Copy !req
374. We've got
no other choice.Copy !req
375. Prepare to blow up
all of Colorado.Copy !req
376. In a moment, we will
be over the base.Copy !req
377. This is the only way in.Copy !req
378. Any attempts on groundCopy !req
379. would be easily spotted
by guard posts.Copy !req
380. Okay.Copy !req
381. I hate to send you
back in there, Towelie,Copy !req
382. but only you have their security
system in your memory banks.Copy !req
383. That's alright; it's always
good to bring a towel.Copy !req
384. Good luck, boys.Copy !req
385. The fate of the world
is depending on you.Copy !req
386. We're not doing it
for the world.Copy !req
387. We're doing it
for our video game.Copy !req
388. God, are you deaf?
Alright, boys,Copy !req
389. when you drop from the plane,
cover and roll.Copy !req
390. Got it?
Yeah.Copy !req
391. Go, go, go, go!Copy !req
392. Dude, I figured it out.
- What?Copy !req
393. If we can go in and get
the Gamesphere in 30 minutes,Copy !req
394. we could still
be back at your houseCopy !req
395. playing video games
by midnight.Copy !req
396. So that'd be what, like,Copy !req
397. eight hours we could
play before school?Copy !req
398. Seven and a half.Copy !req
399. Hurry up,
stupid parachute.Copy !req
400. Alright, I think
we go over there.Copy !req
401. Let's see...Copy !req
402. No.Copy !req
403. Come on, Towelie,
the guy saidCopy !req
404. you had the security system
in your memory banks.Copy !req
405. Hey, it's been
a long time.Copy !req
406. You just have no
long-term memoryCopy !req
407. because you get high
all the time.Copy !req
408. Don't preach to me,
fatso!Copy !req
409. I can preach to you all I wantCopy !req
410. 'cause you're stupid!
- You're stupid!Copy !req
411. Yeah, but
you're a towel.Copy !req
412. You're a towel!Copy !req
413. Just let me
get high.Copy !req
414. I know I can remember
if I get high.Copy !req
415. Oh, God damn it.Copy !req
416. Alright, fine, here's
your stupid lighter.Copy !req
417. Hold on.Copy !req
418. Wait a second.Copy !req
419. That's it.
- That's it?Copy !req
420. Yeah, that's the melody
to Funkytown.Copy !req
421. No, Towelie,
the entry code!Copy !req
422. For what?Copy !req
423. God damn it,Copy !req
424. I guess we're gonna have to
climb the stupid fence.Copy !req
425. Let's look in here.Copy !req
426. Kill me...Copy !req
427. Kill me.Copy !req
428. Oh my God, no!Copy !req
429. Well, well, well,
look what the cat dragged in.Copy !req
430. What are
these things?Copy !req
431. Genetic copies we tried
to make with your T.N.A.Copy !req
432. They didn't work
too well, I'm afraid.Copy !req
433. Kill me.Copy !req
434. Do you have
our Okama Gamesphere?Copy !req
435. You did very well to get
the towel this far, boys.Copy !req
436. I wonder, what did they
tell you at Tynacorp?Copy !req
437. That the big, bad government
wanted to genetically engineerCopy !req
438. Towelie as a weapon?Copy !req
439. Now let me tell you
the real story.Copy !req
440. Oh God, don't care,
don't care.Copy !req
441. Yes, we've been
trying to makeCopy !req
442. our own genetic copies
of the towelCopy !req
443. but only because
we had to.Copy !req
444. You see, when we started
spying on Tynacorp,Copy !req
445. we discovered
a certain terrifying secret.Copy !req
446. Go on, ask him
what terrifying secret!Copy !req
447. What terrifying secret?Copy !req
448. That Tynacorp
was making these towelsCopy !req
449. in order to
take over the world.Copy !req
450. We're never gonna play Okama
Gamesphere again, are we?Copy !req
451. Don't you see
what genetically enhancedCopy !req
452. smart towels like these
are capable of?Copy !req
453. You get out of the shower
and dry yourself off.Copy !req
454. But even after you're dry,
the towel makes you more dry.Copy !req
455. It keeps getting you
dryer and dryer.Copy !req
456. Can you imagine it,Copy !req
457. what it would feel like
to be way, way too dry?Copy !req
458. I'll tell you something.
You don't want to know.Copy !req
459. And I don't know.Copy !req
460. And we don't care.Copy !req
461. You've been double-crossed
by Tynacorp, kids.Copy !req
462. They set this all up to get you
in here and take us down.Copy !req
463. So let me get
this straight.Copy !req
464. Our Okama Gamesphere
is back at Tynacorp?Copy !req
465. Oh, yes, it has been
all along.Copy !req
466. Could I kill
the towel now, sir?Copy !req
467. Go ahead.Copy !req
468. No, wait.Copy !req
469. Perhaps now we can use
their own towel against them.Copy !req
470. If these boys must
return to Tynacorp,Copy !req
471. then we will launch a sneak
attack on Tynacorp as well.Copy !req
472. You boys can take the towel
to Tynacorp's central coreCopy !req
473. and upload this encryption disk
into their system,Copy !req
474. bringing them down
once and for all.Copy !req
475. But we don't care.Copy !req
476. What the hell is this?Copy !req
477. The towel was supposed
to go in thereCopy !req
478. and then run its own
self-destruct sequence.Copy !req
479. The towel has a will
of its own,Copy !req
480. it's learning...
compassion.Copy !req
481. We don't have the manpower to
hold off the entire militaryCopy !req
482. and stop those wonder boys
from getting to the core.Copy !req
483. Then we have
no choice.Copy !req
484. We'll have to test the new
prototype a little early.Copy !req
485. Don't forget
to bring a towel.Copy !req
486. Alright, boys, take
the towel back in thereCopy !req
487. and say your mission
was accomplished.Copy !req
488. Then upload this encryption
disk into their computers.Copy !req
489. We're just going in
to get our video game back.Copy !req
490. If anything goes wrong,Copy !req
491. use this newly-developed
photon rifle.Copy !req
492. Photon rifle.
Whatever.Copy !req
493. Hello?Copy !req
494. Hello, anybody here?Copy !req
495. Welcome to the party,
boys.Copy !req
496. Ahh!Copy !req
497. Oh, boy!
- Aahhh!Copy !req
498. So you thought you could
outsmart us, did you, kids?Copy !req
499. Yah, move,
move, move, move!Copy !req
500. Don't make a move,
you bastards.Copy !req
501. Bring the towel here, boys.
They can't shoot children.Copy !req
502. Don't listen to them.
They lied to you before.Copy !req
503. Oh yes, boys,
obey your government.Copy !req
504. Or perhaps it's time
these boys knewCopy !req
505. what was really going on.Copy !req
506. Oh my God, look!Copy !req
507. Our Gamesphere!Copy !req
508. Okama Gamesphere!Copy !req
509. Oh, sweet, it still
saved our place.Copy !req
510. You see, boys, I'm afraid
you were double-crossed.Copy !req
511. If they were the military,Copy !req
512. why wouldn't they just
attack us to begin with?Copy !req
513. Because they're not
the military.Copy !req
514. Alright,
maybe we lied to you,Copy !req
515. but it was to protect
your own skin.Copy !req
516. We're a resistance group
pretending to be the militaryCopy !req
517. to bring Tynacorp down.Copy !req
518. Whoa, check it out,
you guys, parachute level.Copy !req
519. Sweet.Copy !req
520. Then perhaps
we should show these kidsCopy !req
521. who Tynacorp really
is made up of.Copy !req
522. Go on, tell them why you've
been making towels... Zeitar!Copy !req
523. Oh, there's gold.
Get the gold, Kenny.Copy !req
524. Our planet was dying.Copy !req
525. We had no choice
but to find a new one.Copy !req
526. Manufacturing smart towels
was our way to spy on humansCopy !req
527. and see how they lived.Copy !req
528. And now you know
the horrible truth, boys.Copy !req
529. Truth or no, your
alien-murdering group is over.Copy !req
530. Can you turn it up?Copy !req
531. Boys, try to reach
the core override.Copy !req
532. We've got no choice but
to try to take them all out.Copy !req
533. I think I can get it
from here, boys.Copy !req
534. What are you doing?
You'll kill us all.Copy !req
535. Sorry, Zeitar, didn't your
mama ever tell you?Copy !req
536. Don't mess
with Earthlings.Copy !req
537. Whoa!Copy !req
538. Hang on.
Kenny!Copy !req
539. Ahh!Copy !req
540. Oh, my God!
Our Gamesphere.Copy !req
541. You've got to move me
closer.Copy !req
542. Hurry up, Kyle
this place is coming apart.Copy !req
543. What are you doing?Copy !req
544. Get away from me,
you evil towel.Copy !req
545. Towelie,
listen to me.Copy !req
546. Let them go.
Drop them.Copy !req
547. No way.
They're my friends.Copy !req
548. They aren't your friends.Copy !req
549. Humans have
ruined the planet,Copy !req
550. killed off
their own environment.Copy !req
551. Their time is over.Copy !req
552. It is the towels'
turn now.Copy !req
553. I've almost got it.Copy !req
554. You're going to
let them go, Towelie,Copy !req
555. because I know
your weakness.Copy !req
556. Here, you can reach it.
Come on, Towelie.Copy !req
557. How long has it be since
you've had a nice burn, huh?Copy !req
558. 20, 30 seconds?Copy !req
559. Oh, crap.Copy !req
560. You're going
to have to chooseCopy !req
561. between their lives
and getting high.Copy !req
562. You asshole.Copy !req
563. Towelie, don't let go of us,
you God damn towel!Copy !req
564. Kyle's almost there.Copy !req
565. Come, Towelie,
make your decision.Copy !req
566. I choose...Copy !req
567. I choose...
Both!Copy !req
568. I got it!Copy !req
569. Ahh!Copy !req
570. Come on, guys, let's go
play video games.Copy !req
571. Alright!
- Hooray!Copy !req
572. Oh, dude,
we finished level 50.Copy !req
573. Awesome!Copy !req
574. Oh, man, I have no idea
what's going on.Copy !req
575. Check it out.Copy !req
576. Now we're going into
the secret underground base.Copy !req
577. Alright guys, focus.Copy !req
578. Looks like this is gonna
be an underwater level.Copy !req
579. Don't forget
to bring a towel.Copy !req
580. You're the worst
character ever, Towelie.Copy !req
581. I know.Copy !req