1. Alright, Miss Sanders,
all ready for your abortion?
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2. Ready as I'm ever
going to be, I guess.
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3. Well, try to relax.
It will all be over very soon.
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4. Doctor, can we turn off
that television?
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5. Oh, yes, I'm sorry.
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6. Now,
there is one more thing.
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7. What?
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8. Have you heard
of stem cell research?
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9. I've heard of it on the news,
but I don't know what it is.
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10. Well, basically a lot of
amazing studies have shown
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might be used to fight cancer
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of other diseases.
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a lot of stem cells
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of aborted fetuses—
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unwanted children.
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that tissue can go to study.
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17. Oh, well, I suppose
if it can help others.
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someday it might.
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20. Great.
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21. Well, here we go.
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22. Nurse.
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23. This is to go to Alder's Labs
for stem cell research.
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24. Yes, Doctor.
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25. Jesus Christ!
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26. Hmm.
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27. What do we have here?
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28. Well,
that burned a long time.
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29. Yeah,
that was pretty good.
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30. Oh, dude,
there goes one.
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32. Alright!
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Kenny; you okay?
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Hey, fellas.
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36. Eric says you got to come
to his house right away.
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he knew you'd say that,
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you don't wanna miss this.
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did he lose 100 pounds?
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he knew you'd say that too,
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"up your ass, Jew."
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43. Yeah.
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let's go see what he wants.
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what's so important
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lighting cow crap on fire?
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- What?
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49. Guess what I have
sitting in my backyard.
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50. A trampoline?
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51. Better.
- A boat?
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52. Better.
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54. Better.
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55. Well, what, Cartman?
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56. 33 aborted fetuses.
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57. Oh, yes.
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58. What?
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59. Mint condition,
tax-free.
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60. Cartman, what the hell are you
doing with aborted fetuses?
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61. I'm leaving right now.
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62. Oh, I guess you don't
watch the news, Kyle.
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63. You've never watched
the news, fat-ass.
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have to do with anything?
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- Stem cells?
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about stem cells?
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67. What the heck
are stem cells?
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that come from fetuses,
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that they could be used
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71. It's been proven, Jew.
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3-2-1Contact.
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73. With all the research
that's going on,
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their weight in gold.
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75. What I have in my backyard
is an aborted treasure chest.
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77. Fine,
I don't need you assholes.
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all on my own.
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of Colorado Biology Department?
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80. Great, I understand
you're currently doing research
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82. Cool, because I'm currently
in possession
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I'm looking to unload.
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85. No, no, come on,
I got a guy in Cleveland
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$80 a pound right now.
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87. How about 100?
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88. You're breaking my balls.
I'll think about it.
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89. Bos-nad Medical Group?
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90. Yeah, I called earlier about
the stem cells and the fetuses.
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91. Okay, hi, Randy, yeah.
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92. Oh, yes, they've been kept
in a cool temperature, yeah.
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93. These are primo fetuses, Randy.
I wouldn't jerk you around.
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94. So what can your company
give me for them?
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95. Oh, Randy,
you're breaking my balls here.
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96. You're breaking my balls,
Randy.
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97. Oh, please.
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98. Okay, you tell me where
you can get aborted fetuses
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99. for 70 cents on the dollar.
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100. You tell me, Chuck.
Yeah, I didn't think so.
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101. Y'know, I'm just like
the fetuses, Chuck.
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102. I wasn't born yesterday, either.
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103. Uh-huh, so are you
gonna talk to me,
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104. or are we just gonna keep
bullshitting each other?
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105. Breaking my balls, Chuck.
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106. I gotta unload these fetuses.
You want to do some research.
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107. Are we talking here or what?
You're breaking my balls.
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108. I'm telling you, if you let
this deal pass you by,
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a "fetal" mistake.
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110. Heh-heh.
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111. 110?
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112. Alright, alright,
we got a deal.
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114. Damn, I'm good.
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115. Can I help you?
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116. Yes, I'm making a delivery
of these fetuses here.
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117. Oh, right, the fetuses.
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118. We were very lucky you called.
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119. Our last shipment of fetuses
was lost in a truck accident.
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120. Gee,
that's terrible.
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121. So who do I talk to
about payment?
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122. This is awful,
just awful.
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123. Oh, Larry.
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124. This young man has
the new fetuses for research.
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125. You're gonna love
these fetuses, Larry.
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126. They're top-notch.
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127. Oh, I'm sorry, but we can't
buy those from you now.
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128. What?
We made a deal, Gary.
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129. I brought them all the way
down here already.
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130. I'm afraid the government
has just put a ban
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132. A ban? Why?
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133. Too many people
were upset about using
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136. We really could've helped
a lot of people.
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am I supposed to do
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139. God damn it!
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140. It looks like Cartman and
Kenny are ditching school again.
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141. Yeah, they're gonna
get busted again.
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let's take our seats.
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143. Now, before we get started,
Stan and Kyle,
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to see you in her office.
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oh, come on.
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146. We don't know where
Cartman is, Miss Choksondik.
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147. She needs to see you now.
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148. Ah, man,
here we go again.
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150. Hello, boys.
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what's going on here?
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we don't know for sure
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is ditching school,
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to do with abortions.
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anything wrong, boys.
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the hospital last night, m'kay?
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he's pretty sick.
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Kenny has been diagnosed
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make him better, right?
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that's what hospitals are for.
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Stanley.
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172. Your friend is terminally ill,
and that means...
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173. Well, son, that means he's going
to be going to heaven soon.
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174. Wait,
Kenny's going to die?
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he's gonna need you boys
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183. Come on, Jack,
you got to be able
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on stem cell research,
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human fetuses in my backyard.
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your company can do with them.
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189. Okay, how much for one?
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190. Oh, Jack, you're breaking
my balls here, Jack.
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191. Hello, is this Captain Bly's
Seafood Restaurant?
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192. Yeah, hi, I've got
a shipment of about 31
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from the West Indies.
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killer shrimp, Gary.
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are gonna love 'em.
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paying for shrimp?
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197. Oh, Gary, you're breaking
my balls, Gary.
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199. Balls, Gary,
breaking them.
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I'll call you back.
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201. Sweetie, your friends
are downstairs.
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203. Not now, Mom; I've only
unloaded three fetae.
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before they spoil.
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it's an emergency.
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Butters?
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the clientele sheet?
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you got to take over
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for a bit.
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is on the list.
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with anatomy research?
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hello, sir. Uh.
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of unborn fetuses
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for dissection study.
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221. Uh-huh, how much will you
pay for that?
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my balls, Mr. Thompson.
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a P.T.A. Meeting?
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in the hospital.
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a muscular disease
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and that he might die.
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Kenny's not gonna die.
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see him at the hospital, Eric.
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want to come.
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little buddy.
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to take your jacket off?
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look who has some visitors.
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what a lucky little man.
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if you need us, Kenny.
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how's it going?
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It's a gobo fighter.
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what it is, dude.
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how when you get better,
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to Stark's Pond again
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huh, Stan?
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Where you going?
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I just can't.
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he needs us right now.
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like that, Kyle—
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around and laughing.
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look at me.
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okay, I know.
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right now.
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262. And what are we
supposed to do, huh?
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and keep making small talk?
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everything's okay?
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you think it is for you,
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who's leaving. He is.
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told you this, Kenny—but, um...
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you were my best f-friend.
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you're my best friend, too.
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Kenny some time to sleep now.
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Kenny.
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something in my eyes.
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oh, man.
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I'm gonna find a cure.
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of our stem cell research
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but due to the government ban,
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packing things up.
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exactly how stem cells work?
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of cells in your body:
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brain cells, and so on.
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or a pancreas cell,
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sort of like a blank cell.
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but go on.
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are blanks,
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program themselves
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you put around them.
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the middle of her spine.
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with some stem cells,
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part of the spine.
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by Parkinson's Disease
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of cardiac patients
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tissue grown from stem cells.
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stem cells be used
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tissue is wasting away?
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from a muscular disease,
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become new muscle tissue.
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next to a Shakey's Pizza,
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another Shakey's Pizza.
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Shakey's Pizza
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charge yourself to eat.
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to build another Shakey's,
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to use lumber.
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stem cell research.
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gonna have to try
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the government's mind.
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fighting for his life
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right now, Doctor.
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some bigger boxing gloves.
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Good luck.
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Oh, nevermind.
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Here's one from Butters.
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you back in school, Kenny."
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and you in a little airplane.
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don't you, Kenny?
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there's nothing here from Stan.
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you real soon, I bet, Kenny.
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and this is Bob Farren.
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Make-a-Wish Foundation.
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isn't that nice?
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giving special little
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their biggest wish.
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- Yeah.
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if you could have one wish,
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is not to die.
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you could have two wishes?
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to meet Madonna, huh?
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an old, anorexic whore
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her welcome years ago
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speaks with a British accent,
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she can play guitar,
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fuck herself.
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- Hey, Chef.
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- Bad.
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been better, huh?
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let Kenny die, Chef, why?
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take someone else's f-f-friend?
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takes those closest to us
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feel better about himself.
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Stan.
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about something we did
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who he takes:
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it don't matter to him
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anything to start with?
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look at it this way.
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a baby cry,
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then you take it away.
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a lollipop to begin with,
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nothing to cry about.
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and love and health
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all away and make us cry.
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the sweet milk of our tears.
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it's our tears, Stan,
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his great power.
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and I live in Colorado.
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world is Kenny MCcormick,
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he has very long to live.
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that using the tissue
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research is a touchy subject,
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there's a chance, a chance,
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save my best friend's life,
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to try and change your minds.
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speaker in the world.
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in the words of a timeless song.
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now that the ban
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has been lifted,
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431. we can sell your fetus
to companies like Alder Labs.
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432. Oh, I don't know.
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433. Look, I can offer you $75
for that fetus right now, Jill.
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434. $75? Well, alright.
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435. Great,
just sign right here, please.
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436. Hi,
having an abortion today?
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437. Great, listen—if you'd like to
sell your abortion for research,
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438. I'm offering $75.
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439. Help you out a little bit
with your medical bill in there.
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440. Why don't you sign right here?
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441. Excuse me, ma'am,
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442. Can I interest you
in selling your aborted fetus?
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443. We're not going
to the abortion clinic.
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444. I'm gonna have this baby.
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445. Oh,
I'm sorry to hear that,
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446. because there's a little boy
dying in a hospital right now
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447. who could sure use that baby
more than you could.
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448. The stem cells from your fetus
could help save his life.
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449. Oh, well,
I guess we can always
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450. just make another one.
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451. Oh, Mark, I love you.
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452. Alright.
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453. Now Kenny has
a fighting chance.
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454. Young man, do you know
where you're going?
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455. Yeah,
I'm gonna see my friend,
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456. because he needs me right now.
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457. Alright.
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458. Go, kid.
- Good for you.
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460. Oh, no.
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461. No.
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462. He just—
he just stopped breathing.
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463. And it was over.
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464. But...
I didn't get to see him.
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465. Kyle, I didn't get
to say good-bye.
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466. Did he say anything
before he went?
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467. He just said...
"where's Stan?"
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468. And so we will all miss Kenny;
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469. his playful laughter,
his innocent smile.
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470. But we will never forget that
it was because of brave Kenny
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471. that stem cell research
was allowed to continue.
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472. I let Kenny down.
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473. I'm his worst f-f-friend.
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476. It's—why,
it's a miracle, you guys...
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What's happened?
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479. I put the stem cells
from all the fetuses I had
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481. and they are replicating
a new Shakey's.
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482. It worked.
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483. This whole time,
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484. you were just using
Kenny's illness
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485. to lift the ban
on stem cell research
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486. so you could sell
your stupid fetuses?
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487. Stupid fetuses?
It's my own Shakey's.
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488. I actually hugged you.
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489. I held you in my arms
and cried with you.
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490. I figure I only need
100 or so more aborted babies,
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491. and I can finish up the kitchen.
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492. Aaah!
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493. Ahh, Kyle.
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494. Kyle.
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495. Hey, I wasn't Kenny's
worst f-f-friend.
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