1. Tonight Stellar Productions
presentsCopy !req
2. the boy band
of the decadeCopy !req
3. it's Fingerbang live
from Madison Square Gardens!Copy !req
4. Cartman, I want you!Copy !req
5. Yes, yes, yes,
I'm a star.Copy !req
6. I'm a star!Copy !req
7. I'm—Copy !req
8. Oh, I'm nobody,
goddamn it!Copy !req
9. Wait a minute,
maybe that was a sign from God.Copy !req
10. That's it, isn't it.Copy !req
11. You want me
to start a boy band,Copy !req
12. so I can make
$10 million, don't you?Copy !req
13. That's it!Copy !req
14. Gentlemen,
thank you for coming.Copy !req
15. This is the beginning
of a great time in our lives.Copy !req
16. God has finally
spoken to me, guys,Copy !req
17. and he has told me
how I can make $10 million.Copy !req
18. How?
- Boy band.Copy !req
19. Boy band?
- Boy band.Copy !req
20. I'm not being
in a faggy boy band.Copy !req
21. There's nothing faggy about
$10 million, asshole!Copy !req
22. This was a message from God!Copy !req
23. Dude, we don't have
any musical talent.Copy !req
24. That didn't stop any of
the other boy bands, dumb-ass!Copy !req
25. I've got prerecorded music we
can sing to, just like they do.Copy !req
26. All we need to do
is practice our choreographyCopy !req
27. over and over and over.Copy !req
28. Shut up, Kenny.Copy !req
29. And then I know I can get us
a gig at the South Park Mall.Copy !req
30. So everybody
get in a straight line,Copy !req
31. we're going to listen to
the song from the top and—Copy !req
32. Wait a minute,
there's only four of us.Copy !req
33. So?
- So all boy bandsCopy !req
34. have five members.
- What?Copy !req
35. N'sync, Backstreet Boys,
New Kids on the Block,Copy !req
36. all had five members.Copy !req
37. He's right.
- Damn it!Copy !req
38. Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.Copy !req
39. We'll put off songs for nowCopy !req
40. and hold auditions
for a fifth member.Copy !req
41. Get the word out that auditions
will be tomorrow morning.Copy !req
42. Did you have fun
at Eric's house today, Stanley?Copy !req
43. I guess.
- What did you do?Copy !req
44. Well, Cartman wants
to start a boy band,Copy !req
45. so we're going to rehearse
and then try to performCopy !req
46. at the South Park Mall.Copy !req
47. Oh, that sounds nice.Copy !req
48. No, it does not sound nice.Copy !req
49. Stanley, you are going to have
no part of that boy band.Copy !req
50. Well, but, Dad,
all my friends are doing it.Copy !req
51. If all your friends
jumped off a cliff,Copy !req
52. would you do that too?Copy !req
53. Cartman says we can
make $10 million.Copy !req
54. You are not going to be
in a boy band, Stanley,Copy !req
55. and that is final!Copy !req
56. Geez, what's up Dad's ass?Copy !req
57. Down came the white angel
and she said,Copy !req
58. Ah, thank you, Butters.
We'll let you know.Copy !req
59. I can do it again.Copy !req
60. We'll let you know, Butters.Copy !req
61. Well, alright then.Copy !req
62. Pff, oh my God,
his intonation was so off!Copy !req
63. It was?Copy !req
64. Dude, I don't think I can sing
any better than that.Copy !req
65. Guys, if we're going to
impress the mall ownerCopy !req
66. and get that gig, we better
do it better than that.Copy !req
67. Next!Copy !req
68. Ah, next is Ike Brovlofsky.
Kyle's brother?Copy !req
69. I promised my mom
I'd let him try.Copy !req
70. Christ sake.
What key?Copy !req
71. "G".Copy !req
72. Next!Copy !req
73. Next audition!Copy !req
74. Goddamn it, next!Copy !req
75. Not the next song,
the next person!Copy !req
76. Oh, man, this is gonna be
a long-ass day.Copy !req
77. Oh, no!
No, no, no, no!Copy !req
78. Sorry, Wendy, this is
try-outs for a boy band.Copy !req
79. Oh, come on, dude.
Let her try.Copy !req
80. No way!
- Come on, Cartman.Copy !req
81. You haven't
liked anybody else.Copy !req
82. Okay, okay, fine.Copy !req
83. Wow me!Copy !req
84. Thanks, Wendy, don't call us.
We won't call you either.Copy !req
85. Dude, what are you
talking about?Copy !req
86. That was awesome!Copy !req
87. Dude, she's a chick!Copy !req
88. Come on,
nobody's going to notice.Copy !req
89. Nobody's gonna notice?Copy !req
90. What about her huge
freakin' hooters, huh?Copy !req
91. She's the best chance we have.
I say she's in.Copy !req
92. Me too.
- Me too.Copy !req
93. Oh, this is a democratic
boy band, is it?Copy !req
94. Alright, fine.
She's in until she screws up.Copy !req
95. Yeah!Copy !req
96. Okay, you guys all ready
to rehearse?Copy !req
97. Cartman,
it's 6:00 in the morning.Copy !req
98. Do we have to rehearse
this early?Copy !req
99. We have to rehearse
all that we can.Copy !req
100. Now, check this out.
My mom made us costumes.Copy !req
101. Costumes?Copy !req
102. Yeah, this one's yours, Stan.Copy !req
103. This one is Kyle's.Copy !req
104. This one will cover-up
Wendy's hooters.Copy !req
105. Hey Cartman, how come
your costume has, like,Copy !req
106. nose-rings and facial hair?Copy !req
107. 'Cause I'm, like,
you know, the tough one.Copy !req
108. Every boy band has to have
the one member that's,Copy !req
109. you know, is tough.Copy !req
110. I want to be
the tough one.Copy !req
111. Kyle, you are the sweet one.Copy !req
112. Will you please
just cooperate and not—Copy !req
113. I wanna be
the tough one.Copy !req
114. You can't be the tough one
because you're Jewish!Copy !req
115. Jews are tough!
- Since when?Copy !req
116. Since Abraham, fatass!Copy !req
117. Alright, fine, here.Copy !req
118. Jesus Christ,
I wonder if every boy bandCopy !req
119. had to go through this.Copy !req
120. Hey Cartman, what does
fingerbang mean anyways?Copy !req
121. I heard it on HBO.Copy !req
122. It means like, you know, when
you pretend to use your fingerCopy !req
123. like a gun or something.Copy !req
124. Kenny says,
"that's not what it means."Copy !req
125. Okay, Kenny,
what does fingerbang mean then?Copy !req
126. What?
Who the hell would do that!Copy !req
127. Jesus Christ, grow up, Kenny,
would you?Copy !req
128. Alright, boys,
let's do it from the top.Copy !req
129. One, two, three, four.Copy !req
130. Now, I know that this is
your first day on the jobCopy !req
131. of mall security, rookie.Copy !req
132. Keeping the law in the mall
is just like any tough city,Copy !req
133. and especially because
they don't let us have guns,Copy !req
134. it can be very dangerous.Copy !req
135. Alright, guys,
just do it like we rehearsed.Copy !req
136. We need energy.
We need to be up.Copy !req
137. Excuse me, just where
do you think you're going?Copy !req
138. We're going to see
the mall manager.Copy !req
139. Do you have
the proper clearance?Copy !req
140. Uh-oh, mall cops.Copy !req
141. You have to make
an appointment first.Copy !req
142. Now move along, sir.Copy !req
143. But we practiced for days!Copy !req
144. All we want to do
is show the guy what we can do,Copy !req
145. so that maybe we'll have
a chance to performCopy !req
146. in the plaza of the—Copy !req
147. ah, ah, ah!Copy !req
148. Ah, oh,
Goddamn it!Copy !req
149. Jesus Christ, dude!Copy !req
150. Oh, God,
I can't see!Copy !req
151. Move along, sir,
or I'll do it again.Copy !req
152. You see, you put your life
on the line every day.Copy !req
153. Well, I guess we can't get in
to see the mall manager.Copy !req
154. The hell we can't!Copy !req
155. I'm not letting
no washed-up mall copsCopy !req
156. ruin my divine quest.
Come on!Copy !req
157. Hey!Copy !req
158. What are you doing?Copy !req
159. Nothing, just shopping.Copy !req
160. Move along, sir.Copy !req
161. You see, sometimes
you gotta just do that.Copy !req
162. Keep shoppers on their toes.
Try it.Copy !req
163. Hey!Copy !req
164. What are you doin'?Copy !req
165. Nothing, why?Copy !req
166. Move along, ma'am.Copy !req
167. That's what being
a mall cop is all about, yeah.Copy !req
168. Cool.Copy !req
169. Attention, mall shoppers,Copy !req
170. the next 20 people
to buy an orange smoothieCopy !req
171. will also receive
a complimentary Nissan Sentra.Copy !req
172. Hurry up.Copy !req
173. Jesus, they're gonna start
a riot!Copy !req
174. Alright, guys,
here we go.Copy !req
175. Hello, sir!
- What?Copy !req
176. Hey, who are you?Copy !req
177. We are Fingerbang.Copy !req
178. Oh, what?Copy !req
179. How'd you get in here?
Hey!Copy !req
180. We would like
to audition for youCopy !req
181. for a gig in the central plaza
of your fine mall.Copy !req
182. What?
Oh.Copy !req
183. You want to play at the mall?Copy !req
184. Like Tiffany?Copy !req
185. Sort of like Tiffany, yes.
Can we audition?Copy !req
186. Oh, well, I guess.
What?Copy !req
187. Alright,
let's do it boys!Copy !req
188. Okay, that's enough!Copy !req
189. Thank you!
So can we play here?Copy !req
190. What?
No.Copy !req
191. No?
- Who?Copy !req
192. No.
- Why not?Copy !req
193. Well, uh, uh, oh...Copy !req
194. Right now there's a cheese
and sausage cart in the plaza,Copy !req
195. and I would—I'd hate
to have to move itCopy !req
196. off to the side for a while.Copy !req
197. What?Copy !req
198. You don't think
we're any good, do you?Copy !req
199. No, I mean,
just not quite as goodCopy !req
200. as sausage and cheese.Copy !req
201. Well, come on, guys.
We gave it our best.Copy !req
202. Wow, that was your best?Copy !req
203. Wow, I feel so rejected.Copy !req
204. Yeah.
There you are!Copy !req
205. You're the hoodlums
who got on the intercomCopy !req
206. and started
an orange smoothie riot!Copy !req
207. Uh-oh.Copy !req
208. I will now read you
your mall rights.Copy !req
209. You have the right to shop
at a variety of malls—Copy !req
210. Run for it!Copy !req
211. Go get 'em, rookie!Copy !req
212. Where is Stan?Copy !req
213. Oh, he's over at Eric's house
practicing for his boy band.Copy !req
214. What, I specifically
told him not to do that!Copy !req
215. Now, Randy, calm down.
It's just a silly little dream.Copy !req
216. They're not gonna
actually make it.Copy !req
217. And what if
they do make it, Sharon?Copy !req
218. What if they do make it?Copy !req
219. Are you going to be
the one to tell him?Copy !req
220. Mom, what's up Dad's ass?Copy !req
221. It's a long story, Shelly.Copy !req
222. Let's just say your father...Copy !req
223. Has a lot up his ass
right now.Copy !req
224. Oh, oh, hello, Eric.Copy !req
225. Problem, Chef.
I have many problems.Copy !req
226. Well, if you, uh, come back
in just a little bit, Eric,Copy !req
227. I'll see if I can
help you out.Copy !req
228. Just don't know
what I'm going to do.Copy !req
229. Sometimes I just wonder if God
is just toying with me.Copy !req
230. Alright, Eric,
what's the matter?Copy !req
231. Chef, God told me
I was to start a boy bandCopy !req
232. and make $10 million.Copy !req
233. The problem is
it isn't working.Copy !req
234. I mean, I feel the music
burning inside me,Copy !req
235. but I just can't
express it right, you know?Copy !req
236. Well, Eric,
I think you're justCopy !req
237. focusing in
on the wrong thing.Copy !req
238. Boy bands
aren't about music.Copy !req
239. Boy bands are created
by corporations to make money,Copy !req
240. they're all based on
the Garmlich effect.Copy !req
241. What's
the Garmlich effect?Copy !req
242. The law of physics
that statesCopy !req
243. if one girl screams
for something,Copy !req
244. it will make
other girls screamCopy !req
245. and then it grows
exponentiouslyCopy !req
246. until all girls within a
five-mile radius are screaming.Copy !req
247. So how do
boy bands use that?Copy !req
248. All they do is make videos
showing tons and tonsCopy !req
249. of girls screaming
for the boy bands.Copy !req
250. Once you get girls screaming,
you can't stop 'em.Copy !req
251. They're crazy.Copy !req
252. Except for Lillith,
of course.Copy !req
253. Thanks.
- You're welcome.Copy !req
254. Now go away.
- Okay!Copy !req
255. And a cucumber in the pants
never hurt either.Copy !req
256. Cucumber in the pants.
Got it!Copy !req
257. Alright everybody, listen up.Copy !req
258. This is how this first shot
is gonna work.Copy !req
259. The girls are standing here,Copy !req
260. and then the members of the band
walk by looking cool.Copy !req
261. When you see us,
you girls all scream like,Copy !req
262. "Oh, my God, it's Fingerbang!
Oh, my God!"Copy !req
263. Okay?Copy !req
264. Are we going to get paid
now or after?Copy !req
265. I'll pay you afterwards,
promise.Copy !req
266. Okay, Timmy, roll camera!
- Timmy!Copy !req
267. Dude, what's wrong
with your leg?Copy !req
268. Huh, oh Chef said to put
a cucumber down my pantsCopy !req
269. for good luck.Copy !req
270. Ya!
Whoo-whoo!Copy !req
271. Wait, wait, wait, wait, cut!
- Ha-ha!Copy !req
272. You have to go crazier
than that.Copy !req
273. I mean, you have to act
like it's freakin'Copy !req
274. Leonardo DiCaprio.Copy !req
275. We wouldn't give a rat's assCopy !req
276. if Leonardo DiCaprio
came walking passed us.Copy !req
277. Yeah!Copy !req
278. Fine, who would you
go crazy for?Copy !req
279. Matt Lauer.Copy !req
280. Okay, fine.
Pretend that we're Matt Lauer.Copy !req
281. Oh, okay!
- Okay, roll camera.Copy !req
282. Timmy!Copy !req
283. Jesus Christ!Copy !req
284. And cut!Copy !req
285. Alright, our video's complete.
- Timmy!Copy !req
286. With the grace of God,
I can now go backCopy !req
287. to that mall manager
and show him what we've got!Copy !req
288. Okay, so where's our money?Copy !req
289. Oh, uh, Kyle has it.Copy !req
290. Stanley, what the hell
are you doing?Copy !req
291. We are making a music video.Copy !req
292. You get in the truck
right now!Copy !req
293. Dad I was just—
- Get in the truck!Copy !req
294. Dad, I did all my chores.Copy !req
295. Why can't I play
with my friends?Copy !req
296. Stanley, it's just that
there's better thingsCopy !req
297. you can be doing on a Saturday
than singing and dancing.Copy !req
298. You could be watching TV
or laying in bed.Copy !req
299. Dad, I like being
in a boy band.Copy !req
300. I think it's interesting.Copy !req
301. Well, there's plenty of other
interesting things you can do.Copy !req
302. Have you ever tried marijuana?
- No!Copy !req
303. Well, maybe it's time.
- Dad!Copy !req
304. Hey!Copy !req
305. What are you doing?Copy !req
306. I've got a new strain
of anthraxCopy !req
307. that I will see unleash
upon all of North America.Copy !req
308. Move along, sir.
- Huh?Copy !req
309. Attention, shoppers,Copy !req
310. there are naked people
at the orange smoothie machine.Copy !req
311. There are naked people
at the orange—Copy !req
312. Goddamn it!Copy !req
313. Hello again.Copy !req
314. What?
Oh, it's you.Copy !req
315. I don't like you.Copy !req
316. I know you didn't
love our audition,Copy !req
317. but now we have a video.Copy !req
318. Oh.
What?Copy !req
319. If you would, sir,
just watch thisCopy !req
320. and prepare to be wowed.Copy !req
321. Timmy!Copy !req
322. Oh, Goddamn it.Copy !req
323. Our camera guy kinda sucks,Copy !req
324. but this next shot we did
was really cool.Copy !req
325. Ah!Copy !req
326. Timmy!
Livin' a lie!Copy !req
327. Son of a bitch!Copy !req
328. Hey, this video's dumb.Copy !req
329. You don't understand.Copy !req
330. Girls were going
crazy for us, please!Copy !req
331. This is what God
wants me to do, please!Copy !req
332. Alright, alright.
- What?Copy !req
333. Well, I guess I can move
the sausage and cheese cartCopy !req
334. off to one side
for a little while.Copy !req
335. Really, you will?Copy !req
336. Only for 20 minutes, though.Copy !req
337. That's all we need.Copy !req
338. How about this afternoon
at 3:00?Copy !req
339. Oh, okay.Copy !req
340. Yes, thank you, sir.
You will not be disappointed.Copy !req
341. Oh, Mrs. Cartman,
I've been very bad, okay.Copy !req
342. You have been bad,
Mr. Mackey,Copy !req
343. so you're going to
have to drink from this glass.Copy !req
344. Oh, yeah,
that makes me hot.Copy !req
345. Oh, Mom!
- Wow! What?Copy !req
346. It's not fair, dad.
Why can't I be in a boy band?Copy !req
347. Because I said so!Copy !req
348. Dad, Cartman said we're going
to perform in the mall at 3:00.Copy !req
349. My friends are going to be
pissed off at me.Copy !req
350. Let 'em be pissed off then.
I don't understand.Copy !req
351. Just let me let me go do
this one thing and I won't—Copy !req
352. No!
No!Copy !req
353. Dad, what the hell
is going on?Copy !req
354. I was...Copy !req
355. I was 18 when
my high school men's choirCopy !req
356. performed
at the grand openingCopy !req
357. of a sporting goods store
in Denver.Copy !req
358. I was just one of 15 members
and I had no ideaCopy !req
359. that a record producer
was in the audience.Copy !req
360. Kid, can I talk to you?
- Sure.Copy !req
361. You were really great
up there.Copy !req
362. Too good for a pissant choir
in a pissant mountain town.Copy !req
363. Oh, thanks.Copy !req
364. Listen, I'm putting together
a rock group,Copy !req
365. a vocal group called
the Ghetto Avenue Boys.Copy !req
366. I think you would make
a perfect member.Copy !req
367. What, me?
You like my singing that much?Copy !req
368. Yeah, I think
your mustache is perfect.Copy !req
369. How would you like
to come to New YorkCopy !req
370. and start
a singing career?Copy !req
371. Oh my God,
I don't know.Copy !req
372. I mean, I still have another
year of high school and I—Copy !req
373. hey, look, if you don't
want it, I'll keep looking.Copy !req
374. No, wait.
I mean... I'll think about it.Copy !req
375. I take it that means yes.
Call me in the morning.Copy !req
376. And just like that,
I left everything.Copy !req
377. I dropped out of high school.Copy !req
378. See ya!Copy !req
379. I said good-bye
to my girlfriend.Copy !req
380. See ya!Copy !req
381. And I left my family.Copy !req
382. See ya!Copy !req
383. And suddenly there I was,Copy !req
384. thrown into a group
with four other young menCopy !req
385. who I didn't even know.Copy !req
386. Take 112.Copy !req
387. The songs were terrible,Copy !req
388. but believe it or not
the country ate them up.Copy !req
389. The next thing I knew,Copy !req
390. we were the biggest thing
in the world.Copy !req
391. I had everything,
a huge houseCopy !req
392. and all the women
you can imagine.Copy !req
393. And then one day,
just as quick as it started...Copy !req
394. Alright, guys,
let's take it from the top.Copy !req
395. Hey, Mr. Allens.Copy !req
396. Hey, oh...Copy !req
397. Uh, Randy.Copy !req
398. Who are they?Copy !req
399. These are
the Avenue Ghetto Street Boys.Copy !req
400. My new boy band.Copy !req
401. But, we're still
selling records right?Copy !req
402. Look, kid, you're just
getting a little oldCopy !req
403. to be in a boy band.Copy !req
404. I'm 19.
- Get a life, Marsh!Copy !req
405. Alright, guys,
let's take it from the top.Copy !req
406. They said that after
all the money we had madeCopy !req
407. we were in debt
to the studio.Copy !req
408. So they towed my car.Copy !req
409. See ya!Copy !req
410. The women all left.Copy !req
411. See ya!Copy !req
412. And they took back my house.Copy !req
413. See ya!Copy !req
414. The only thing I could do
was come back to ColoradoCopy !req
415. and face everyone
that I had abandoned.Copy !req
416. Hey, weren't you the guy
in that stupid boy band,Copy !req
417. the Ghetto Avenue Boys?Copy !req
418. Sure, I remember you.Copy !req
419. And so, you see, Stanley,Copy !req
420. I do know
what I'm talking about.Copy !req
421. Jesus Christ.
I never knew.Copy !req
422. I didn't want you to know,
because now I'm a joke.Copy !req
423. Ever since then,
I have wished every single dayCopy !req
424. that I could go back
to that momentCopy !req
425. when I was offered the job
and say, "no."Copy !req
426. Because all the fame,
the money, the women,Copy !req
427. all it did
was build me up,Copy !req
428. so that I could be
knocked downCopy !req
429. harder than anybody
in the world.Copy !req
430. That's what being in a boy band
is all about, Stanley.Copy !req
431. It's people smothering you
and embracing you and loving youCopy !req
432. and then spitting you out
and throwing you awayCopy !req
433. like you were
last night's pork chops.Copy !req
434. Now, we wander the Earth
in disarray,Copy !req
435. us, New Kids on the block,
the Osmonds,Copy !req
436. we're all the same.Copy !req
437. And that is why
you can't go to the mall.Copy !req
438. Okay.Copy !req
439. Wow, there must be at least
20 people out there.Copy !req
440. Where the hell is Stan?Copy !req
441. He'll be here.
Stan wouldn't douche.Copy !req
442. I swear to God,
if he ruins this dream of mine,Copy !req
443. I will have his nuts!Copy !req
444. Hey, uh, are you gonna
do that thing or what?Copy !req
445. Yes, yes, sir.
Any second.Copy !req
446. We're just waiting
on one more member.Copy !req
447. Well, hurry up, I can't keep
the sausage and cheese cartCopy !req
448. off this spot much longer.Copy !req
449. Yeah, we'll start
right away.Copy !req
450. We'll have to do it
without him.Copy !req
451. Hell no, I'm not being part
of a four member boy band!Copy !req
452. We'll look stupid.
- Yeah!Copy !req
453. Oh, Goddamn it!Copy !req
454. Dad?
- Huh, yeah?Copy !req
455. Well, I just wanted
to tell youCopy !req
456. that I don't think
you're a joke.Copy !req
457. I mean,
whatever you used to be,Copy !req
458. you're just my dadCopy !req
459. and you're the best dad
I've ever had.Copy !req
460. Come here, Stanley.Copy !req
461. Stan, it was wrong of me
to try and stop youCopy !req
462. from joining a boy band
without explaining why.Copy !req
463. I made some mistakes
in my life,Copy !req
464. and now I have to let
you make your own mistakes.Copy !req
465. Yeah.Copy !req
466. You know, in a way,
I think I was even jealousCopy !req
467. of you being in a boy band.Copy !req
468. Isn't that stupid?
- Not really.Copy !req
469. Not any more stupid than some
of the other stuff you've done.Copy !req
470. Well, come on.
I'll drive you down to the mall.Copy !req
471. Really?
- Yeah.Copy !req
472. I want to see
what you guys can do.Copy !req
473. And then we'll go buy you
a small toy,Copy !req
474. so you can
forget all about this.Copy !req
475. Alright!Copy !req
476. What's happening here?Copy !req
477. I don't know.
I guess nothing.Copy !req
478. Hmm, well,
let's walk away then.Copy !req
479. Goddamn it!
People are walking away!Copy !req
480. Alright, kids,
that does it.Copy !req
481. You're gonna have to
move and make wayCopy !req
482. for the sausage and cheese cart.Copy !req
483. Just another minute.Copy !req
484. Sorry, get out.Copy !req
485. Well, God, I guess you
got me again didn't you.Copy !req
486. Yeah, that was
a good one, God.Copy !req
487. Hope it made you laugh,
you sick bastard.Copy !req
488. What's that?Copy !req
489. It's Stan!Copy !req
490. Oh, thank you, God!
Oh, praise his name!Copy !req
491. Dude, where the hell
have you been?Copy !req
492. Sir, we're all here now.
Can we go on, please?Copy !req
493. Who?Copy !req
494. Well, okay, I guess,
but hurry up.Copy !req
495. We will.Copy !req
496. Ladies and gentlemen,
you are about to witnessCopy !req
497. the next great boy band
of the country.Copy !req
498. Some day you will all
be among those who can say,Copy !req
499. "I saw Fingerbang
when they first performedCopy !req
500. at some crappy little mall."Copy !req
501. And so without further adoCopy !req
502. all five members of the—Copy !req
503. oh, my God,
they killed Kenny!Copy !req
504. You bastards!Copy !req
505. No, he can't be dead.Copy !req
506. Dude, he's pretty dead.Copy !req
507. No, we were so close!Copy !req
508. Alright, that's it, kids.
Get out!Copy !req
509. But, we have to perform.Copy !req
510. We don't have
a fifth member, Cartman.Copy !req
511. Oh, yes, we do.Copy !req
512. Thank you
all for your patienceCopy !req
513. and get ready for Fingerbang!Copy !req
514. Cha!Copy !req
515. Yes, yes!
Thank you, yes!Copy !req
516. We made $2.Copy !req
517. You were great, Dad.Copy !req
518. Yeah, I guess I still
got it in me a little.Copy !req
519. Can I get
your autograph?Copy !req
520. Okay, okay.Copy !req
521. Hey, don't hassle
the talent, ma'am.Copy !req
522. I actually don't really
know who they are.Copy !req
523. I was just getting
an autograph—Copy !req
524. Ah!Copy !req
525. Move along, ma'am.Copy !req
526. That was pretty good, kids.Copy !req
527. Maybe you can come perform
at my Elk's Club sometime.Copy !req
528. Okay, yeah, maybe.Copy !req
529. God, now it's like everybody
wants a piece of us.Copy !req
530. Yeah.Copy !req
531. I don't know if I can handle
all this fame.Copy !req
532. I mean, I always thought
I'd want to be famous,Copy !req
533. but now that I am,
I don't know if I like it.Copy !req
534. I mean, I probably can't
even walk through this mallCopy !req
535. right now without people goingCopy !req
536. "oh, my God,
it's the Fingerbang guy!Copy !req
537. Oh, my God!"Copy !req
538. Yeah, that's gonna suck.Copy !req
539. Yeah, I just want to be
a normal kid again,Copy !req
540. have a normal life,
and appreciate what I have.Copy !req
541. I think you boys are
very smart for your age.Copy !req
542. Come on, I'll buy you all
an orange smoothie.Copy !req
543. I don't think
they sell those anymore.Copy !req
544. Hey, Cartman, do you think
God is going to be mad at youCopy !req
545. for not making $10 million?Copy !req
546. Oh, screw God.
I'm not scared of him.Copy !req
547. He's a pussy.Copy !req
548. You know I'm just kidding,
right?Copy !req