1. Gentlemen, I understand
you are here to present
both sides of an issue.Copy !req
2. I want to
hear you both out,Copy !req
3. and do this in a civil
and constructive manner,Copy !req
4. so that I can
give you both the time
and attention you deserve.Copy !req
5. Jimbo, why don't
you begin?Copy !req
6. Mayor, it's about
the South Park flag.Copy !req
7. Oh, Jesus Christ,
not this again.Copy !req
8. We cannot change
the South Park flag, Mayor!Copy !req
9. Mayor, as I've
said beforeCopy !req
10. I find that flag to be
racist and insensitive.Copy !req
11. Chef, I respect you
very much.Copy !req
12. But you have to understand
that this has beenCopy !req
13. the South Park flag
since some of our ancestors,Copy !req
14. like my great-grandfather,
founded this land.Copy !req
15. That flag
represents a timeCopy !req
16. when blacks were
persecuted by whites.Copy !req
17. How can a black man
not be bothered by it?Copy !req
18. Alright, Chef, I'll have
my assistants hold up the flag,Copy !req
19. and you tell me what exactly
you find racist about it.Copy !req
20. You don't see anything
wrong with that flag!Copy !req
21. Chef, what about
the baseball team
the Cleveland Indians, huh?Copy !req
22. Should they change their name
because it's racist?Copy !req
23. Yeah.Copy !req
24. No, because it's
their history!Copy !req
25. Look, I have gone through
every quiet protest I could.Copy !req
26. I've written everyone,
I've put up signs.Copy !req
27. But now I'm telling you,
this flag will be changed!Copy !req
28. And I'm telling you
it won't!Copy !req
29. Oh boy.Copy !req
30. Okay, children,
in Mr. Garrison's absence,Copy !req
31. I would like to turn the class's
attention to current issues.Copy !req
32. Some people think the South
Park flag should be changed,Copy !req
33. while others believe that
changing the flag is wrong.Copy !req
34. I think this is
a perfect subject
for your Debate Club!Copy !req
35. Aw!Copy !req
36. I see that you've already had
a lot of interesting debates
this year...Copy !req
37. Pro-Choice vs. Cartman,
Pro-Gun Control vs. Cartman,Copy !req
38. and People Against the Clubbing of
Baby Seals vs. Cartman.Copy !req
39. And apparently, the winner
of all your debates so farCopy !req
40. has been—
Cartman.Copy !req
41. Thaaaaat's right!Copy !req
42. Cartman doesn't
always win!Copy !req
43. He just gets pissed off
and goes home, so we can't
debate any more!Copy !req
44. Yeah!
Yeah!Copy !req
45. Nu-uh, I'm just
a better debater
than you guys!Copy !req
46. You don't even know what
you're debating about
half the time!Copy !req
47. Yes, I do!
- No, you don't!Copy !req
48. Oh yeah? Well,
screw you guys,
I'm going home!Copy !req
49. Told ya.Copy !req
50. Alright, children,
well unlike Mr. Garrison,Copy !req
51. I want you all to go out
and research this debate
before we pick teams.Copy !req
52. Tomorrow you will need
to choose which sideCopy !req
53. of this poignant debate
you are on.Copy !req
54. This is
about history, kids!Copy !req
55. If you don't have respect
for your past,Copy !req
56. then you can
never expect to-bird!Copy !req
57. Then you can never expect
to have a future.Copy !req
58. Nowadays, everyone wants
to change mascots and flagsCopy !req
59. because they're
not "politically correct."Copy !req
60. But where does
it end?Copy !req
61. I mean, people are
gonna start sayingCopy !req
62. that the Denver Broncos
are offensive to horses!Copy !req
63. And then we'll have to—
squirrel!Copy !req
64. And then we'll have
to change everythingCopy !req
65. and pretty soon,
all our history
will be forgotten.Copy !req
66. But to really understand
the South Park flag's
importance,Copy !req
67. you need to know about
South Park's history.Copy !req
68. Ned here is
a big history buff,Copy !req
69. and he can tell you
the whole story, Ned?Copy !req
70. In 1867, 14 pioneers
from the East CoastCopy !req
71. travelled across
the plains—Copy !req
72. Uh, that's okay dude,
I think we got it.Copy !req
73. Yeah, we got it.Copy !req
74. You sure?
- Yep.Copy !req
75. You boys go
make me proud now,Copy !req
76. and win that debate—
Chris Peterson!Copy !req
77. Aaaghgh!Copy !req
78. Aw, dammit,
we missed him again!Copy !req
79. Sign up to join meCopy !req
80. as I march into
the mayor's officeCopy !req
81. in protest of
the South Park flag!Copy !req
82. You see that children?
Nobody wants to get involved.Copy !req
83. Randy, sign up
to march with meCopy !req
84. against the South Park flag
on Wednesday?Copy !req
85. Ooh, look, Chef, you know
I'm not a racist, but, ah...Copy !req
86. I just don't really
feel strongly one way
or the other about the flag.Copy !req
87. Well, alright, Marsh,
you're entitled to
your own opinion.Copy !req
88. That's how it is
in this town.Copy !req
89. I haven't gotten
one signature
on this damn sheetCopy !req
90. and I've been here
all day!Copy !req
91. We'll march
with you, Chef.Copy !req
92. That's nice, but I need the
support of some registered voters!Copy !req
93. Hey Mackey, sign up
to march on Wednesday?Copy !req
94. Ooh, Wednesday?
Wednesday's tough.Copy !req
95. I guess maybe I could do
something Thursday afternoon.Copy !req
96. Alright, fudge it,
Thursday!Copy !req
97. Anyone else
wanna go Thursday?Copy !req
98. Thursday's no good,
we've got choir council.Copy !req
99. Oh yeah.
- What about next Sunday?Copy !req
100. Fine!
Next Sunday!Copy !req
101. You mean during
the ball game?Copy !req
102. Yeah, we can't do Sunday.Copy !req
103. Monday?Copy !req
104. Ooh, I can't do Monday.
- I could do Tuesday.Copy !req
105. Yeah, Tuesday
morning's good.Copy !req
106. You know what would be better
for me is Saturday afternoon.Copy !req
107. Saturday is
perfect for me!Copy !req
108. Yeah, how about
Saturday at 11:30?Copy !req
109. Yeah.
- Okay.
- Sounds good.Copy !req
110. Yeah, I think
that's the best day.Copy !req
111. Okay, on Saturday
we march!Copy !req
112. Ooh, march?
What are we marching for?Copy !req
113. To bring down
the South Park flag!Copy !req
114. Oooh!Copy !req
115. See you later.
- Marching's not for me.Copy !req
116. Well, I've counted all
your secret ballots, children,Copy !req
117. and it looks like about half of
you think the flag should stay,Copy !req
118. and half think the flag
should be changed.Copy !req
119. How could any of you think that
flag should stay the way it is!Copy !req
120. Save it for
the debate, Wendy!Copy !req
121. Now, I'm going to assign
the debate leaders.Copy !req
122. Who wants to lead
the "Flag Should Stay
The Way It Is" team?Copy !req
123. Me, me!
Me, me!Copy !req
124. Stan, how could you
be so insensitive?Copy !req
125. What, dude? I don't see
anything wrong with that flag.Copy !req
126. Yeah, me neither!Copy !req
127. Alright Stan and Kyle, you
can both be the team leadersCopy !req
128. for the "Flag Should Stay
The Way It Is" team.Copy !req
129. Now who wants to lead for the
"Flag Should Be Changed" team?Copy !req
130. Heh-heh-heh.Copy !req
131. Okay, Wendy and Eric
can team up.Copy !req
132. No!
- Heh-heh-heh.Copy !req
133. Alright children,
do your homeworkCopy !req
134. and let's get ready
for a great debate!Copy !req
135. Hello, Chef!
Hello, Chef!Copy !req
136. My name isn't "Chef"
anymore, children.Copy !req
137. I've converted
to Islam.
- Islam?Copy !req
138. From now on my name is
"Abdul Mohammed Jabar
Rauf Kareem Ali".Copy !req
139. With everyone in town being so
insensitive about the flag,Copy !req
140. I find it no longer fitting
to use my slave name!Copy !req
141. Well, we need help
with our Debate Club.Copy !req
142. We have to explain
why we think the flag
should not be changed.Copy !req
143. You what?Copy !req
144. You don't think they should
change the flag?Copy !req
145. Not really.
- Yeah, we don't see
what the big deal is.Copy !req
146. Well that figures
you don't.Copy !req
147. Because your
cracker-ass parentsCopy !req
148. turned you into little
cracker-ass cracker-racists!Copy !req
149. I never thought I'd live to see this
many of the people I considered friendsCopy !req
150. turn against me!Copy !req
151. But Chef, we don't know what
you're talking about-Copy !req
152. But nothin'!
But my ass!Copy !req
153. Fix your own
damn food!Copy !req
154. Okay, now, in order for us
to win the debate to change
the South Park flag,Copy !req
155. we will need to do
a lot of research.Copy !req
156. Now, my plan is to divide up
into three research teams.Copy !req
157. We will present
our argument based on-Copy !req
158. It's okay,
I'm here!Copy !req
159. Nice of you
to show up.Copy !req
160. We were just discussing
how we should state our case.Copy !req
161. Yes, this is
a difficult case.Copy !req
162. In order to win
the debateCopy !req
163. we'll need to attack
Stan and Kyle's credibility.Copy !req
164. What?Copy !req
165. That's how you win
these things!Copy !req
166. Butters, take some kids
and go dig up whatever dirt
you can on Kyle's past.Copy !req
167. I'm talking
"boobie" magazines,
whatever.Copy !req
168. Wu-okay!Copy !req
169. The rest of you,
get us the goods on Stan.Copy !req
170. His mom grounded him once
for setting something on fire,Copy !req
171. let's find out what
that something was—Copy !req
172. and then lie and
say it was a puppy!Copy !req
173. Right!Copy !req
174. Mmm!Copy !req
175. Cartman, we can't just attack
Stan and Kyle's credibility!Copy !req
176. We need to present
our side of the debate!Copy !req
177. You're right, we'll
need to look like we've
prepared a case too,Copy !req
178. so that they look
all the weaker, good plan.Copy !req
179. So... What's
the issue again?Copy !req
180. The South Park flag!Copy !req
181. Interesting...
And what side are we on?Copy !req
182. Aaaghgh!Copy !req
183. Whoa, calm down, ho!Copy !req
184. Tom, I'm standing out front
of the South Park mayor's office,Copy !req
185. where both sides
of this debate have gathered.Copy !req
186. Change the flag!Copy !req
187. Don't change history!Copy !req
188. Oh brother,
what now?Copy !req
189. Earlier today,
the South Park townspeople
voiced their opinions...Copy !req
190. Well, I think that
the flag is racist.Copy !req
191. But then again, it is
a part of our history.Copy !req
192. Well, I guess the flag
is a part of history,Copy !req
193. but I can see
how it is racist.Copy !req
194. I think it is history,Copy !req
195. I think it is racist.Copy !req
196. Well, one thing's for sure,
tensions are highCopy !req
197. and pressure is mounting
on the South Park mayor
to do something.Copy !req
198. In the 1960s, there was
a monk who set himself
on fire to protest!Copy !req
199. You have left me
no choice!Copy !req
200. To protest your lack
of humanity,Copy !req
201. I will now do the
same thing!Copy !req
202. White power!
White power!
White power!Copy !req
203. What's this?Copy !req
204. Ah, Tom it looks as if
the KKK has shown up
to voice their opinion!Copy !req
205. Hello, brother, we are here
to support your noble cause!Copy !req
206. Huh? Hey now...
We don't want your support.Copy !req
207. We're not racists,
this is about history.Copy !req
208. Yeah!Copy !req
209. Well, whether you want
our support or not,
we're on your side!Copy !req
210. White power!Copy !req
211. White power!Copy !req
212. White power!Copy !req
213. Mr. Garrison,
you're a Klan member?Copy !req
214. No, no,
but Mr. Hat is.Copy !req
215. White power!
White power!Copy !req
216. Ugh, you're such
a racist bastard,
Mr. Hat!Copy !req
217. White power!Copy !req
218. Change the flag!Copy !req
219. Don't change history!Copy !req
220. Oh Jesus,
what a mess.Copy !req
221. Chef, we realize that you find
the South Park flag racist,Copy !req
222. and we certainly
understand your case.Copy !req
223. We have been
working diligently
on this problem,Copy !req
224. put in a lot of hours
and we have finally
altered the flagCopy !req
225. in a way that we think
will make you very happy.Copy !req
226. Gentlemen?Copy !req
227. There,
is that better?Copy !req
228. No, dammit!Copy !req
229. No, but look, he's got
a little smile now.Copy !req
230. See? He's happy,
much better,
don't you think?Copy !req
231. Well, some people just won't
work with you at all!Copy !req
232. This is getting
out of hand,Copy !req
233. how do I absolve myself of
any responsibility with this?Copy !req
234. Mayor, the South Park
Elementary childrenCopy !req
235. are discussing the flag issue
in their Debate Club on Friday.Copy !req
236. We could use the debate
as an excuse to hold
a vote on the issue.Copy !req
237. Yes, of course!Copy !req
238. Let the children
be responsible!Copy !req
239. Everybody loves children!
Tell the press!Copy !req
240. South Park Elementary will be
holding a vote on Friday!Copy !req
241. This might
come in handy.Copy !req
242. It says here that recently
a case was brought beforeCopy !req
243. the South Carolina courts
about their flag.Copy !req
244. I warn you,
Bog Monster.Copy !req
245. Do not mock
Captain Candycorn!Copy !req
246. Oh yeah?
How'd you like I should
kick you in the nuts?Copy !req
247. If we could show
a parallel between
the South Carolina case...Copy !req
248. Oomf! Oh yeah?
I'll kick you in the nuts!Copy !req
249. Oomf! I'll kick you
in the nuts!Copy !req
250. I'll kick you
in the nuts!Copy !req
251. Cartman, why don't you
just go home?Copy !req
252. You aren't helping any!
- You won't let me help!Copy !req
253. That's because you're stupid
and you're a racist.Copy !req
254. Touche, but dude, you might
as well let me help you,Copy !req
255. we're in this together.Copy !req
256. I mean, just tell me
what to do and I'll do it.Copy !req
257. Wendy, let Cartman help,
seriously.Copy !req
258. Wendy, seriously,
the Bog Monster speaketh.Copy !req
259. Okay, so since
my dad's a lawyer,Copy !req
260. he says we can use
any of his books we want,
who wants to read them?Copy !req
261. Come on you guys, we all
have to work on this!Copy !req
262. Kenny, how many
of my dad's mints
are you gonna eat, Jesus?Copy !req
263. Mph rmph rm rmph rm!Copy !req
264. I know your family's poor,Copy !req
265. but you can't just eat an entire
bowl of mints for dinner!Copy !req
266. Mprh you.Copy !req
267. I don't think we stand
a chance in this debateCopy !req
268. because Wendy's
leading the other side.Copy !req
269. Dude, you're just saying that
'cause she's your girlfriend.Copy !req
270. Mprm rmph rm rmph rm?Copy !req
271. Yeah you can have a drink of
water, the dispenser's over there.Copy !req
272. Yeah, you must be thirsty
after eating sixty mints!Copy !req
273. Hey boys, how's
the research coming?Copy !req
274. Pretty good,
I guess.Copy !req
275. Do you think they should
change the flag?Copy !req
276. Oh, uh, I don't know.Copy !req
277. Kenny ate
all the mints, Dad.Copy !req
278. Oh, those weren't mints,
they were antacid tablets.Copy !req
279. Oh.Copy !req
280. Kenny!
Kenny!
Kenny!Copy !req
281. That was a good one!Copy !req
282. White power!
White power!Copy !req
283. Do not change the flag,
it is a symbol of white power!Copy !req
284. White power!Copy !req
285. Ugh, I'm sorry, Chef.Copy !req
286. Mr. Hat is a racist
son-of-a-bitch.Copy !req
287. Don't apologize for me
to that spearchucker!Copy !req
288. Wagh!Copy !req
289. How can you all just
stand by and let
these racists do this?Copy !req
290. Well, Chef,
it's freedom of speech.Copy !req
291. We don't like it, but we can't
arrest them for talking.Copy !req
292. Should the Klan be allowed to
rally on the steps of the Capitol?Copy !req
293. Here's what
some people think.Copy !req
294. Well, I think
they are racist,Copy !req
295. but I do think freedom
of speech is important.Copy !req
296. Well I for one, believe in
freedom of speech,Copy !req
297. but then again, I think
they are racists...Copy !req
298. I believe that they are
racists, but I do believe in—Copy !req
299. Aw, to hell with all of you
indecisive bastards!Copy !req
300. On Friday, South Park Elementary
will present a debateCopy !req
301. and after the debate,
there will finally be a vote.Copy !req
302. Preliminary polls show 3
in favor of changing the flag,Copy !req
303. 3 against changing the flag
and 4,382 undecided.Copy !req
304. So the pressure is on
those South Park kids!Copy !req
305. Well, that's enough rallying
for this afternoon, members!Copy !req
306. Let's take
a hot shower.Copy !req
307. Hot shower!
Hot shower! Hot shower!Copy !req
308. Ned, nobody's gonna
vote for our sideCopy !req
309. if it's the side those
KKK members are on!Copy !req
310. Come on, we gotta
put a stop to them!Copy !req
311. I can't believe it,
all the pressure's on us.Copy !req
312. I mean, this debate
is going to actually affect
the outcome of the vote!Copy !req
313. Uh-huh.Copy !req
314. Oh man, we've got to
come up with rebuttals
to the history argument.Copy !req
315. Why don't we just talk
about the swastika.
- Huh?Copy !req
316. I mean, Germany was united
under the swastika, right?Copy !req
317. But obviously, history
wasn't as importantCopy !req
318. as changing their views
after the war and stuff,
so they changed it.Copy !req
319. Hey, that's
a pretty good point, Cartman.Copy !req
320. Yeah!Copy !req
321. Not bad at all, I'm gonna
make that our first argument!Copy !req
322. Cool.Copy !req
323. Doublestuff cookies
are my favorite!Copy !req
324. Really?
Mine too!Copy !req
325. What I really
like to doCopy !req
326. is I like to take tops
off of two cookies,Copy !req
327. and then put them together
and make quadruple stuffs!Copy !req
328. Hey, that's what
I always to do too!Copy !req
329. No way!
- Yeah!Copy !req
330. Jesus, I never thought
I'd have any thing in common
with you, Cartman.Copy !req
331. Me neither!Copy !req
332. Ha-ha.
- Huh.Copy !req
333. Well, anyway, let's
get back to work.Copy !req
334. Whoa.Copy !req
335. Weird, um, okay.Copy !req
336. Now let's say that
first we talk about
the history of the flag.Copy !req
337. We can show that the—Copy !req
338. Sorry, go ahead.Copy !req
339. No, you go ahead.Copy !req
340. Mr. Hat, what do you
think you're doing?Copy !req
341. There's another
Klan rally tonight.Copy !req
342. I have to be there
in fifteen minutes.Copy !req
343. Oh no, Mr. Hat,
you are not dragging me
to another Klan meeting.Copy !req
344. But they're electing a new
assistant to the Grand Dragon.Copy !req
345. I might get elected!Copy !req
346. Well, good for you,
puppet pants!Copy !req
347. I'll have nothing
to do with it!Copy !req
348. I'm going whether
you like it or not!Copy !req
349. Oh yeah?Copy !req
350. I'm not going Mr. Hat
and that's final.Copy !req
351. Let's just see you try
and go without me!Copy !req
352. Mr. Hat!Copy !req
353. White power! White power!
White power!Copy !req
354. Alright, Ned, we've got
to be careful.Copy !req
355. These are mean, evil men
we are dealing with.Copy !req
356. Okay.Copy !req
357. Dammit, Ned,
doesn't that thing have
a volume control?Copy !req
358. No.Copy !req
359. White power!
White power!Copy !req
360. Good evening,
brothers!Copy !req
361. Our first order
of business tonightCopy !req
362. is to have
Brother Anderson update us
on last week's minutes.Copy !req
363. Last week we decided that
we hate Blacks and Jews... a lot!Copy !req
364. Alright, and now,
it is time for us all
to come together and...Copy !req
365. Do our cake raffle!Copy !req
366. Ooh!
Cake raffle!Copy !req
367. This week's winner is...Copy !req
368. 2-9-7-4.Copy !req
369. I won! I won!
I won the cake!Copy !req
370. Good job,
brother!Copy !req
371. Cartman!Copy !req
372. Say it will be
like this forever.Copy !req
373. Okay, it will be
like this forever.Copy !req
374. Oh, Cartman.Copy !req
375. Agh!Copy !req
376. Brrrrrrrr!
What's wrong with me?Copy !req
377. It's okay,
get a grip, girl.Copy !req
378. Wendy!Copy !req
379. Wendy!Copy !req
380. Agh!Copy !req
381. Wendy.Copy !req
382. Oh God, please don't
let this be happening.Copy !req
383. Alright brothers,
listen up!Copy !req
384. As you know, this fine city
is holding a voteCopy !req
385. on whether or not
to change their flag,Copy !req
386. but lynching minorities
is history!Copy !req
387. So what are we
gonna do about it?Copy !req
388. Let's say that
if they change the flag,
we'll burn down the capital!Copy !req
389. Yeah!
Yeah!Copy !req
390. Let's say that
if they change the flag,
we'll never leave this town!Copy !req
391. Yeah!
Yeah!Copy !req
392. Let's say they should
change the flag!Copy !req
393. What's that, brother?Copy !req
394. I think we should
switch sides!Copy !req
395. Me too,
that's a good idea.Copy !req
396. Look, we have to
accept the factCopy !req
397. that most people in the
world hate us, right?Copy !req
398. Yeah.
Yeah.Copy !req
399. So whatever side
we're on,Copy !req
400. is the side that's
gonna lose, right?Copy !req
401. Right.
Right.Copy !req
402. So why don't we all say
that we want the flag changed.Copy !req
403. That way, most folks will vote
to keep it the way it is!Copy !req
404. Great idea brother!Copy !req
405. Yeah!
Yeah!Copy !req
406. Alright, it is decided!Copy !req
407. We will officially
tell everyone that we want
the flag changed,Copy !req
408. so that they will all
vote against us!Copy !req
409. Hooray!Copy !req
410. We're smart!Copy !req
411. That worked
perfectly, Ned!Copy !req
412. Alright, well, now that
all that's out of the way,Copy !req
413. it's time to play
"Who's Got The Silliest Thing
On Under Their Robe?"Copy !req
414. Hooray!
Woo-hoo!Copy !req
415. Jesus, Ned, these guys
are completely nuts.Copy !req
416. Yup.Copy !req
417. That is the most insane
thing I've ever seen.Copy !req
418. I can't believe those
people are on our side.Copy !req
419. I mean, is our side
that crazy?Copy !req
420. Oh, hello, Chef,
big debate tomorrow,
I guess.Copy !req
421. Oh Jesus, the robes!Copy !req
422. Chef, this isn't
what it looks like!
You gotta listen to us—Copy !req
423. I ain't gonna listen
to nothing!Copy !req
424. This whole cracker-ass town
can kiss my ass!Copy !req
425. Ned, I'm startin' to think
maybe history ain't worth
defending sometimes.Copy !req
426. Thanks for
coming over, Bebe.Copy !req
427. I have something
to tell you.
- Sure, what?Copy !req
428. Bebe, I'm attracted
to Cartman.Copy !req
429. Aaaaaaagggghhhhhh!Copy !req
430. I know.Copy !req
431. Why would you
tell me this?Copy !req
432. Why would you
tell anyone this?Copy !req
433. Because I don't know
what to do!Copy !req
434. I can't concentrate and
if I can't concentrate,Copy !req
435. then I can't win
the debate tomorrow!Copy !req
436. The whole vote is dependent
on me doing a good job.Copy !req
437. Alright, look,Copy !req
438. when two people
work closely
for a long time,Copy !req
439. sometimes they feel
what's called
"sexual tension".Copy !req
440. Sometimes you just have to
act on the impulse and
get it over with.Copy !req
441. You mean,
I should kiss him?Copy !req
442. Kiss him and get it
out of your system.Copy !req
443. Oh God!Copy !req
444. Well, I certainly would like
to thank all the parentsCopy !req
445. for their support
of our Debate Club.Copy !req
446. I realize that many of you are
torn by the issues as well,Copy !req
447. so perhaps the children
can shed some light on us!Copy !req
448. We'll start with
Wendy Testaburger,Copy !req
449. on the "Flag Should
Be Changed" team!Copy !req
450. The, the, uh...Copy !req
451. The, uh...Copy !req
452. The first argument
we, uh...Copy !req
453. Lemme start over.Copy !req
454. The, uh... oh God!Copy !req
455. Could you all excuse me
for a moment?Copy !req
456. There, now, the main point
we would like to makeCopy !req
457. is that often times, it is
prudent to change history.Copy !req
458. As times change,
we hope to grow,Copy !req
459. and as we grow,
our rules must change,Copy !req
460. it is a natural part
of evolution, thank you.Copy !req
461. Okay, and Kyle and Stan's team,
your main point?Copy !req
462. Our main point
is that the flag
shouldn't offend anyoneCopy !req
463. because killing
has been around since
the beginning of time.Copy !req
464. All animals killCopy !req
465. and the animals that
don't kill are stupid ones,Copy !req
466. like cows and
turtles and stuff.Copy !req
467. So, people should not be
so upset about killing.Copy !req
468. Thank you.Copy !req
469. Woah, woah, woah! You just
missed the point entirely!Copy !req
470. Huh?Copy !req
471. I'm not mad because the flag
shows somebody getting killed,Copy !req
472. it's because
it's racist!Copy !req
473. Racist?
- Racist?Copy !req
474. Children, don't you even know
what this argument is about?Copy !req
475. That flag is racist
because a black man is
being hung by white people!Copy !req
476. Ooohhhh!
Ooohhhh!Copy !req
477. Ooohhhh?Copy !req
478. We didn't really
see it that way.Copy !req
479. But that's a black man
up there!Copy !req
480. Yeah, but the color of
someone's skin doesn't matter.Copy !req
481. Well, of course
it matters when—Copy !req
482. Oh my God,
wait a minute!Copy !req
483. You children didn't
even see the flagCopy !req
484. as a black man being hanged
by white people, did you?Copy !req
485. No.
No.Copy !req
486. Why that is...Copy !req
487. That is the most beautiful
thing I've ever heard.Copy !req
488. What?
What?Copy !req
489. Don't you see?Copy !req
490. All this time I thought
these little crackers
had turned racist,Copy !req
491. when actually,
they were so not racistCopy !req
492. that they didn't even make
a separation of black and white
to begin with.Copy !req
493. All they saw when
they looked at that flagCopy !req
494. was five people.Copy !req
495. Aw!Copy !req
496. Yeah.Copy !req
497. I'm sorry, children,
I was wrong about you.Copy !req
498. But I still think the flag
needs to be changed.Copy !req
499. But now I realize that
I almost let racismCopy !req
500. turn me into a racist.Copy !req
501. Yeah, you know, I suddenly
found myself on the side
of Klan members.Copy !req
502. I've never had anything
against Blacks, Chef.Copy !req
503. Aw, I know you don't, Jimbo.Copy !req
504. I've known you for
almost ten years.Copy !req
505. You're a good man.Copy !req
506. We've been way to divisive
over this, Chef.Copy !req
507. Maybe we can come up
with a compromise flag.Copy !req
508. Something that everybody
can be happy with.Copy !req
509. I think that's a much
better start than me
trying to separate myselfCopy !req
510. from all you
wonderful crackers!Copy !req
511. Oh, sweet dude,
I don't think we have to
do this stupid debate now!Copy !req
512. Stan?Copy !req
513. Well, this has been
an interesting week
in South Park.Copy !req
514. We've all done a lot
of growing this week.Copy !req
515. Everyone was afraid to
take a stand on this issue.Copy !req
516. But now we have learned
once againCopy !req
517. that black, white, yellow,
brown or whatever,
we are all just people.Copy !req
518. And so, I am very excited
to unveilCopy !req
519. our new South Park flag!Copy !req
520. Wait, I don't get it.Copy !req
521. No, see, there's people
of all colors.Copy !req
522. And they added a black guy
as one of the hangers too,
so it's not racist.Copy !req
523. Hooray!Copy !req
524. I have to admit it,
that is a lot nicer.Copy !req
525. Whew! I'm sure glad
that's over with!
- Me too!Copy !req
526. I can't believe how right
Bebe was about feeling
under pressure with somebody.Copy !req
527. As soon as it was over,
all my feelings for you
just vanished!Copy !req
528. Oh, yeah,
yeah totally.Copy !req
529. I'm totally back to normal,
see ya later!Copy !req
530. Yeah, see ya later.Copy !req
531. "Ho", huh-huh.Copy !req
532. Ha-ha!Copy !req
533. Stan!
Stan wait up!Copy !req