1. Okay Stan, I'm going
to give you...Copy !req
2. a "U.F.O.
crash-landing" card,Copy !req
3. you can deny it
or cover it up.Copy !req
4. Dude, I don't understand
this game at all.Copy !req
5. It's "Investigative Reports
of Bill Curtis Fun Time Game",Copy !req
6. you have to deny it
or cover it up.Copy !req
7. Uh, deny it.Copy !req
8. Okay, let's see
what Bill Curtis says.Copy !req
9. Hello, I'm Bill Curtis.Copy !req
10. Many believe that
the U.S. governmentCopy !req
11. covered it up,
I'm Bill Curtis.Copy !req
12. Alright, Cartman,
I'm going to give you...Copy !req
13. A "jail time card,"
you lose a turn.Copy !req
14. Sweet.Copy !req
15. Oh yeah, well, I'm
going to give you...Copy !req
16. AIDS.Copy !req
17. What?Copy !req
18. I just gave you AIDS.
- AIDS?Copy !req
19. Dude, that's not cool,
don't give Kyle AIDS.Copy !req
20. Kyle has AIDS and now loses
47 turns and 800 points.Copy !req
21. Kenny, your dad and ICopy !req
22. are thinking about
having another baby.Copy !req
23. Wouldn't you love to have
another brother or sister?Copy !req
24. No.Copy !req
25. We just might
work on it later tonight.Copy !req
26. God damn it,
poor people suck!Copy !req
27. Your family is
already on welfareCopy !req
28. and now you're going to bring
another kid into the world.Copy !req
29. Poor people are
turning out babies,Copy !req
30. adding on to over-populationCopy !req
31. and expecting m e to pay
for it with my tax dollars.Copy !req
32. You don't pay tax dollars,
Cartman, you're eight.Copy !req
33. You see, this is just
what I've been talking about!Copy !req
34. I can't even relate to
you guys anymoreCopy !req
35. because you're too immature.
- What?Copy !req
36. I've got to start
hanging out with friendsCopy !req
37. that are a little more
intelligent and understandCopy !req
38. politics and stuff.Copy !req
39. It's just that I'm up
on this level, up hereCopy !req
40. and all my friends
are down here.Copy !req
41. You don't know what you're
talking about, fat-ass!Copy !req
42. No, no, no,
me, "nah", you guys, "nah".Copy !req
43. Maybe more down,
down "nah".Copy !req
44. Screw you guys,
I'm going home!Copy !req
45. I'm Bill Curtis.Copy !req
46. I've outgrown
all my friends,Copy !req
47. I need to meet more
mature people, Clyde Frog.Copy !req
48. Oh, great idea,
Clyde Frog!Copy !req
49. I can meet new friends
on the internet.Copy !req
50. Here's a chat room.Copy !req
51. "men who like young boys",
that's perfect!Copy !req
52. Hi, everybody.Copy !req
53. I am a young boy seeking
an older male for good times.Copy !req
54. I am eight years old and
would like—Copy !req
55. Wow, look at all these guys
that want to be my friends!Copy !req
56. I'll pick tony316.Copy !req
57. Hi, Tony.Copy !req
58. Oh, you know
the usual stuff.Copy !req
59. Smiley face.Copy !req
60. "Kewl, wanna get together?
Smiley face."Copy !req
61. Sure, Tony,
that would be cool.Copy !req
62. Winking smiley face.Copy !req
63. Sounds good,
see you then!Copy !req
64. Clown hat, curly hair,
smiley face.Copy !req
65. You see that
Clyde Frog!Copy !req
66. Tomorrow I'm going to meet
my first mature friend.Copy !req
67. Hi, are you Tony?Copy !req
68. Yeah, you're Eric?
- Yeah!Copy !req
69. I brought you some candy.
- Wow, cool!Copy !req
70. And some books
on Kama Sutra.Copy !req
71. Neato, having
older friends kicks ass!Copy !req
72. You see I've really
been having a tough time,Copy !req
73. I've kind of matured faster
than my other friends,Copy !req
74. we don't really
relate anymore and—Copy !req
75. uh, all my friends seem
so childish now, you know.Copy !req
76. Do you like having
your back rubbed?Copy !req
77. Yeah, that seems
really nice, thanks.Copy !req
78. Hold it right
there, scum bag!Copy !req
79. Huh?Copy !req
80. We monitored your little
online chat,Copy !req
81. now you're coming with us.
- No!Copy !req
82. What the hell
just happened?Copy !req
83. You can't eat Kenny, we have
to save food for the baby.Copy !req
84. Your mom and I are going
out for a few weeks, Kenny,Copy !req
85. take care of the baby.Copy !req
86. Kenny, you have to change
the baby's diapers!Copy !req
87. You have to share
your room with the baby!Copy !req
88. The baby, the baby,
the baby!Copy !req
89. Huuuh!Copy !req
90. Stop it.Copy !req
91. Come on, let's go try to
get you pregnant again.Copy !req
92. Oh, alright.Copy !req
93. Dad, I want
to play catch.Copy !req
94. Huh?Copy !req
95. Oh, I'll play catch
with you later, son.Copy !req
96. I want to play now!Copy !req
97. Oh, go ahead, we can
make love afterwards.Copy !req
98. Oh, alright.Copy !req
99. Alright, here comes a pop fly,
see if you can catch it.Copy !req
100. Good job,
now throw me one.Copy !req
101. Oh!Copy !req
102. Blech!Copy !req
103. What happened?Copy !req
104. He smacked me
in the balls.Copy !req
105. Oh, oh!
- Woo-hoo!Copy !req
106. Blech!Copy !req
107. Okay, we'll
try this again.Copy !req
108. This one looks good,
"HungDaddy".Copy !req
109. Hello, HungDaddy!Copy !req
110. Damn dude, this guy is tiny,
he must be a dwarf.Copy !req
111. Sorry, I'm not interested
in being friends with midgets.Copy !req
112. Frowny face.Copy !req
113. How about this one?Copy !req
114. Mr. Hammer Head?Copy !req
115. Hi, there.Copy !req
116. Mr. Garrison!
- Ahh, Eric!Copy !req
117. You want to be my friend?
- Oh, crap!Copy !req
118. That's cool, we can hang out,
what do you want to do first?Copy !req
119. Nothing, nothing!Copy !req
120. Alright, scum bag,
we got you.Copy !req
121. Hey, ah!Copy !req
122. Good thing
you guys came.Copy !req
123. This little boy was trying
to have his way with me.Copy !req
124. Nice try, buddy, we monitored
your little online chat,Copy !req
125. now you're coming with us.
- No!Copy !req
126. Why the hell does the FBI
keep arresting all my friends?Copy !req
127. This has to be the work
of Stan and Kyle.Copy !req
128. God, I hate those guys!Copy !req
129. See, I told you, dude!Copy !req
130. Those are
dialysis machines.Copy !req
131. Old people have to hook
themselves into it with a tubeCopy !req
132. and it sucks all
their body fluids out.Copy !req
133. Oh, man,
that's terrible!Copy !req
134. I know, huh?Copy !req
135. Put your mouth against
the glass, like this.Copy !req
136. Wah!Copy !req
137. Yeah,
haaa!Copy !req
138. Bleh-leh-leh-leh!Copy !req
139. Wha-la-la-la-la!Copy !req
140. Alright, just what the hell
do you guys think you're doing?Copy !req
141. We're making faces
at sick people.Copy !req
142. No! I mean what
the hell are you doing?Copy !req
143. Why are all my mature
adult friendsCopy !req
144. being mysteriously
arrested, huh?Copy !req
145. We don't know.
- I'll tell you why!Copy !req
146. Because you guys are jealousCopy !req
147. and can't handle the fact
that you're immature,Copy !req
148. and so you started a government
conspiracy against me!Copy !req
149. We don't know what you're
talking about, lard butt.Copy !req
150. Lard butt, oh,
that's so mature.Copy !req
151. God, I guess I was wrong
about you guys, huh?Copy !req
152. You're not more
mature than us, Cartman.Copy !req
153. Yes, I am!Copy !req
154. I'm telling you this is
all a terrible mistake,Copy !req
155. Officer Barbrady.Copy !req
156. Well, the FBI said
I have to hold you here,Copy !req
157. so that's what I'm going
to do, Mr. Complainy-pants.Copy !req
158. Oh!Copy !req
159. Do you like having
your back rubbed?Copy !req
160. Eat me, pervert.Copy !req
161. Okay.Copy !req
162. We demand you release
these men at once.Copy !req
163. Who are you?Copy !req
164. We are NAMBLA,Copy !req
165. the North American Man-Boy
Love AssociationCopy !req
166. and we heard about
these political prisonersCopy !req
167. you're keeping.Copy !req
168. Political prisoners?
No, these are child molesters.Copy !req
169. Loving young boys
has been aroundCopy !req
170. since the time
of the Romans, pal.Copy !req
171. There's nothing
wrong with it!Copy !req
172. We are an organization
dedicated to showingCopy !req
173. that sex between
a man and a young boyCopy !req
174. can be a beautiful thing!Copy !req
175. Yeah!
- Yeah!Copy !req
176. Uh, I don't know
who you are,Copy !req
177. but these men aren't
going anywhereCopy !req
178. until I hear
from the FBI.Copy !req
179. Hate mongerer!
Hate mongerer!Copy !req
180. Hate mongerer, yeah.Copy !req
181. Okay, people, I think
you'd better move alongCopy !req
182. before I arrest more of you.Copy !req
183. All these men wanted
was to love a young boy,Copy !req
184. there is nothing
wrong with love.Copy !req
185. I did not want love
from a young boy,Copy !req
186. I like men
my own age.Copy !req
187. Ah! I mean—Copy !req
188. I like women,
what did I say?Copy !req
189. Oh, God,
I love titties!Copy !req
190. You haven't heard
the last of us, officer.Copy !req
191. Together we are strong.
Come on, men!Copy !req
192. Yeah!
- Yeah!Copy !req
193. Well, they got activists
for everything these days.Copy !req
194. I've done it, Kevin!Copy !req
195. I've successfully gene-spliced
this chipmunkCopy !req
196. with a piece
of provolone cheese.Copy !req
197. Do you know what
this means, Kevin?Copy !req
198. No more will the world have to
look in two different placesCopy !req
199. for squirrels and
provolone cheese.Copy !req
200. No more will mankind
have to pick—Copy !req
201. Who could that be?Copy !req
202. Why, it's little
Eric Cartman.Copy !req
203. Doctor Mephesto,
I need help.Copy !req
204. Of course,
come in.Copy !req
205. See, unfortunately,Copy !req
206. I have matured faster
than all my friends.Copy !req
207. I want to hang out
with older friends,Copy !req
208. but I can't find any.Copy !req
209. So I was wondering if you can
genetically engineerCopy !req
210. some older friends for me.Copy !req
211. Oh, Eric, I'm afraid
it's not that simple.Copy !req
212. Genetic engineering has not yet
evolved to the stateCopy !req
213. where I can just
make people.Copy !req
214. Damn it, but I want to
hang out with older guys!Copy !req
215. Oh, well, I happen to be
a member of an organizationCopy !req
216. that can help you.
It's called NAMBLA.Copy !req
217. NAMBLA?Copy !req
218. Yes, I've been a member
for several years.Copy !req
219. I'm sure they'll let you join,
you look about right.Copy !req
220. Okay, thanks, Doctor Mephesto!
- Sure.Copy !req
221. Fellow members
of NAMBLA,Copy !req
222. as you know, we continue
to be discriminated against.Copy !req
223. Recently the FBI
has started to arrest menCopy !req
224. who are doing nothing more
than than trying to startCopy !req
225. a sexual relationship
with a young boy.Copy !req
226. Oh!Copy !req
227. And now that all ethnic
groups, homosexuals and womensCopy !req
228. are protected under
civil rights laws,Copy !req
229. we want the same!Copy !req
230. - Yeah!
- Yeah!Copy !req
231. What we need is proof
that young boysCopy !req
232. want be members of NAMBLA.Copy !req
233. That they want
love from us.Copy !req
234. We need a poster child.Copy !req
235. To show the world that it is a
beautiful and wonderful thing—Copy !req
236. ooooh.Copy !req
237. Can we help you?Copy !req
238. Yes, I'd like to join
your fine organization,Copy !req
239. is that cool?Copy !req
240. You do?
- Sure.Copy !req
241. Thank you!
Thank you, Jesus!Copy !req
242. Sweet.Copy !req
243. Whah!Copy !req
244. Bleh!
- Bleh!Copy !req
245. Le-le-le-le!
Buh!Copy !req
246. Well, Kenny,
the doctor confirmed it.Copy !req
247. I'm pregnant!Copy !req
248. You're going to have
a little brother or sister.Copy !req
249. Yup, it's for sure.Copy !req
250. And he fixed my shattered
left testicle, too.Copy !req
251. Don't be out
too late, Kenny.Copy !req
252. We need to start moving
stuff out of your room.Copy !req
253. Wow, your mom's
pregnant, Kenny!Copy !req
254. Yeah, now what are
you going to do?Copy !req
255. I don't know, but I have to
think of something!Copy !req
256. What are you
talking about, fat-ass?Copy !req
257. Oh, no big deal, I just found
a group called NAMBLACopy !req
258. with adult members and they all
think that I'm so matureCopy !req
259. they want m e to be their
new poster child, is all.Copy !req
260. It looks like I'm finally
going to have mature friendsCopy !req
261. who I can relate to.Copy !req
262. Can I help you,
young lady?Copy !req
263. Oh, you want "morning after"
abortion pills.Copy !req
264. Well, they're right over there.
- Thanks!Copy !req
265. I'm sorry,
young lady,Copy !req
266. but I can't sell that to youCopy !req
267. without permission
from your parents.Copy !req
268. Well, alrighty then,
cash or charge?Copy !req
269. Cool.Copy !req
270. Look, mom, I made you
something to drink.Copy !req
271. Oh, well, that's
very sweet of you, Kenny,Copy !req
272. you made my favorite
drink for me.Copy !req
273. Yeah.Copy !req
274. But, unfortunately, now
that I'm pregnant I can't drink.Copy !req
275. What?
- Well, I could still drink.Copy !req
276. No, Daddy.Copy !req
277. Oh, that hits
the spot.Copy !req
278. Makes me forget all about
my shattered balls.Copy !req
279. What, what's
the matter?Copy !req
280. Why don't you go
make me another one of—Copy !req
281. Oh!Copy !req
282. What's the matter?
- Uh-oh!Copy !req
283. Oh God, I'm gonna
crap my pants!Copy !req
284. Oh, God!Copy !req
285. Oh, my balls.Copy !req
286. Blech!Copy !req
287. Oh, God!Copy !req
288. Just a few more
pictures, Eric.Copy !req
289. You make a perfect
poster child.Copy !req
290. Thanks, dude.Copy !req
291. Hey, Eric, we have
a surprise for you.Copy !req
292. We want you to have
a big dinner and danceCopy !req
293. honoring you as
our new poster child.Copy !req
294. Really, awesome!Copy !req
295. Yes, and we want you
to, umm...Copy !req
296. Invite all your
young male friends.Copy !req
297. Oh, yes.
Aww!Copy !req
298. Well, sure, I have some
friends who want to be matureCopy !req
299. excluding Stan and Kyle,
of course.Copy !req
300. Great, now you go and
invite your little friendsCopy !req
301. and we'll get
the hotel ready.Copy !req
302. Kick-ass!Copy !req
303. Kenny, don't forget
to clean out your room,Copy !req
304. so we can paint it
for the baby!Copy !req
305. Hey, are you feeling down,
you need some excitement!Copy !req
306. And North Park Funland has
just opened its newest ride,Copy !req
307. the John Denver Experience!Copy !req
308. You'll be "Rocky Mountain High"
with this,Copy !req
309. the most extreme,
insane ride ever built!Copy !req
310. It was fun.Copy !req
311. People with heart
conditions and expectant mothersCopy !req
312. should not ride "The John
Denver," open now, come on down!Copy !req
313. Mom!Copy !req
314. Are you sure you should be
going on this thing?Copy !req
315. Oh, it's alright.Copy !req
316. You know, I think maybe
Kenny's been a little worriedCopy !req
317. about the new baby,Copy !req
318. we have to show him that
he's still our little boy.Copy !req
319. What'd he say?Copy !req
320. Whoa!Copy !req
321. Oh, God, my nose,
I think I broke my nose.Copy !req
322. Come on, Stuart, let's just
get you to a bathroom.Copy !req
323. Oh, I'm not going to make it,
I'm going to be sick.Copy !req
324. Oh, my stomach.Copy !req
325. Oh, my nose.Copy !req
326. Gross.Copy !req
327. Oh, Stan and Kyle, just
the guys I wanted to see,Copy !req
328. my NAMBLA organizationCopy !req
329. is having a very important
benefit in my honor.Copy !req
330. They are?Copy !req
331. We're going to have a big
mature party at this hotelCopy !req
332. and I can invite all
my mature friends that I want.Copy !req
333. And that means I'm going
to invite everybody,Copy !req
334. except for
you guys!Copy !req
335. We don't want to go to some
stupid adult meeting anyway.Copy !req
336. Well, that's nice,
because you can't go.Copy !req
337. We don't
want to go.Copy !req
338. You can't go.Copy !req
339. We don't want
to go.Copy !req
340. No, you can't go.Copy !req
341. Hey, Clyde, Butters,
check this out!Copy !req
342. Dude, maybe we do need to
start being more mature.Copy !req
343. Yeah, I guess we've got to
try to get in that club, too.Copy !req
344. You're doing fine,
Ms. McCormick.Copy !req
345. It's alright, Kenny.Copy !req
346. Come see
the miracle of life.Copy !req
347. Ewww!Copy !req
348. I can see his head.
- You can?Copy !req
349. Push now,
push hard!Copy !req
350. Oh, my God!Copy !req
351. What is it?Copy !req
352. It's alive!Copy !req
353. Oh, my God!
It killed Kenny!Copy !req
354. Bad baby, bad!Copy !req
355. Hmm?Copy !req
356. That does it!Copy !req
357. Oh, hi, Kenny,
what are you doing?Copy !req
358. What are you
doing Kenny?Copy !req
359. Kenny, what are you
going to plunge?Copy !req
360. Grrrrr!Copy !req
361. Ahhhh!Copy !req
362. Kenny, what the
hell are you doing?Copy !req
363. What the hell?Copy !req
364. Hey, what the hell
are you guys doing here?Copy !req
365. This is for
mature people only.Copy !req
366. We got invited too,
fat-ass.Copy !req
367. Well, I guess nowadaysCopy !req
368. they allow any old schmucks
into NAMBLA.Copy !req
369. Fellow NAMBLA members,Copy !req
370. it is great to see
you all here.Copy !req
371. It seems like we have
finally found a cityCopy !req
372. that won't oppress us!Copy !req
373. Yeah! Yeah!
Yeah!Copy !req
374. First and foremost,
I want to recognize Eric CartmanCopy !req
375. for putting us in touch with
all you pretty young boys.Copy !req
376. Thank you, thank you
very much, thank you.Copy !req
377. Now, I know that many of usCopy !req
378. have already found partners
in this fine cityCopy !req
379. and I'd like to take a minuteCopy !req
380. to hear some testimonials
from members.Copy !req
381. This is boring.
- Yeah.Copy !req
382. Hey, when are we going to
get to some action, huh?Copy !req
383. Oooh!
- Ha-ha!Copy !req
384. Goodness,
what a gift from God.Copy !req
385. We'll get "to it" very soon,
I'll assure you.Copy !req
386. But first,
I'd just like to hearCopy !req
387. from a couple of you
on your progress.Copy !req
388. Yes, Patrick.Copy !req
389. I found a little
eight-year-old named Butters,Copy !req
390. he's a beautiful
bright little boy.Copy !req
391. Well, I sure am,
I guess.Copy !req
392. And his skin is as soft
as fresh linen.Copy !req
393. Ooh!
Ooh! Ooh!Copy !req
394. That seems
kind of weird.Copy !req
395. Well, my skin is "springtime"
soft, I suppose.Copy !req
396. Wonderful.Copy !req
397. And how about you
Mr. Harris?Copy !req
398. Well, I want to announceCopy !req
399. that I may have found
the dream boy of the decade,Copy !req
400. he's sexy and sassy
and full of spunk.Copy !req
401. His name is Timmy.Copy !req
402. Timmy!
Tim-my?Copy !req
403. Well, members,
I know we're all eagerCopy !req
404. to get acquainted with
our new partners.Copy !req
405. So why don't we turn down
the lights and start the dance.Copy !req
406. Alright, I want these
perverted bastardsCopy !req
407. - all taken in, got it?
- Got it.Copy !req
408. Fellow NAMBLA members,Copy !req
409. as the South Park
representative—Copy !req
410. Hold it right there!
- Nobody move!Copy !req
411. What's going on?Copy !req
412. Alright, sickos,
where are the children?Copy !req
413. What children?
- This is NAMBLA, right?Copy !req
414. Yes.Copy !req
415. "The North American
Man-Boy Love Association".Copy !req
416. What? No!Copy !req
417. We're "The North American
Marlon Brando Look-a-likes."Copy !req
418. Oh, crap, we've got
the wrong NAMBLA.Copy !req
419. Oh, damn it,
I'm in the wrong place!Copy !req
420. Don't tell me that
other NAMBLACopy !req
421. is actually in South Park.
- You know of them?Copy !req
422. Know of them?Copy !req
423. We've been fighting with them
for yearsCopy !req
424. over the rights
to NAMBLA.com.Copy !req
425. Yeah, those
perverted bastards!Copy !req
426. Wow, you guys really do
look a lot like Marlon Brando.Copy !req
427. Thank you.Copy !req
428. Now, let's go get those
other NAMBLA bastardsCopy !req
429. before they hurt any
South Park children!Copy !req
430. Yeah!
Yeah! Yeah!Copy !req
431. And let's kick their asses
for stealing our domain name!Copy !req
432. Yeah! Yeah!
Yeah!Copy !req
433. Alright, members,
that's enough of that.Copy !req
434. It's time for for us all to
retire to our respective roomsCopy !req
435. and get to know
our new young boys.Copy !req
436. Alright!Copy !req
437. Dude, being mature is boring.
- Yeah!Copy !req
438. Everyone come up and
grab your room keysCopy !req
439. and we'll head upstairs.Copy !req
440. Dude, I think
these guys mean to haveCopy !req
441. sexual encounters with us!Copy !req
442. I know dude, let's get
the hell out of here!Copy !req
443. Ah! There's more
of them, quick hide!Copy !req
444. Alright, Marlon Brandos!Copy !req
445. They've got to be here
somewhere, let's try this room.Copy !req
446. Let's get those perverts.Copy !req
447. Ah!
- Sacre bleu!Copy !req
448. Whoa!Copy !req
449. Ahhh!
Ahhh!Copy !req
450. Kenny, no!
Leave me alone!Copy !req
451. Mmm-hmm-mmm.Copy !req
452. Kenny!Copy !req
453. This time I will
not drop the food.Copy !req
454. Where's the boys?Copy !req
455. Sacre bleu!Copy !req
456. I think the boys
went in here.Copy !req
457. Ah!Copy !req
458. Maybe the boys
are in here, oh, boys!Copy !req
459. Ah!Copy !req
460. Alright, you're
under arrest!Copy !req
461. No, you've got
the wrong NAMBLA again.Copy !req
462. Damn it!Copy !req
463. Hey, we didn't
try that room.Copy !req
464. Sacre bleu.Copy !req
465. Dude, we're
surrounded by perverts.Copy !req
466. They're all over
the place.Copy !req
467. Timmy!Copy !req
468. What are we
going to do?Copy !req
469. Well, Cartman, you got
everybody into this,Copy !req
470. you have to figure out a way
to get everybody out.Copy !req
471. Yeah!
- Uhh, that's fine.Copy !req
472. I know how
to get us out.Copy !req
473. How?Copy !req
474. Well, look, those perverts
aren't going to restCopy !req
475. until they've made love
to one of us, right?Copy !req
476. So somebody is just going
to have to go out thereCopy !req
477. and take one
for the team.Copy !req
478. And I think in all fairness,
it should be Butters.Copy !req
479. Huh, well,
why me?Copy !req
480. Now, are you a team player
or not?Copy !req
481. Well, sure, I'm
a team player, I guess.Copy !req
482. Well, Butters, there is
no "I" in team.Copy !req
483. You mean you expect me
to go out thereCopy !req
484. and let all those
horny old menCopy !req
485. have their way with
my fragile person?Copy !req
486. Just what team
is this anyway?Copy !req
487. Just go Butters,
we're running out of time.Copy !req
488. Oh, alright then.Copy !req
489. He's such
a dumb ass.Copy !req
490. Alright men,
here I come.Copy !req
491. I'm ready to
take one for the team.Copy !req
492. Kenny, Kenny, I've had enough
of your shenanigans!Copy !req
493. Ooh, one of the boys
just came in!Copy !req
494. I get him first!
- What the—?Copy !req
495. Oh, no!
Ahhhhh!Copy !req
496. Are you alright,
Stuart?Copy !req
497. Don't touch me.Copy !req
498. I've had my nuts broken,
body poisoned,Copy !req
499. and been made love to
in the assCopy !req
500. by three dozen
40-year-old men.Copy !req
501. I just want to go home
and take a hot bath.Copy !req
502. We've been after you
for a long time, buddy.Copy !req
503. Do you know
your rights?Copy !req
504. Rights? Does anybody
know their rights?Copy !req
505. You see, I've learned
something today,Copy !req
506. our forefathers came
to this countryCopy !req
507. because they believed
in an idea.Copy !req
508. An idea
called freedom.Copy !req
509. They wanted to live
in a place where a groupCopy !req
510. couldn't be prosecuted
for their beliefs.Copy !req
511. Where a person can live
the way he chooses to live.Copy !req
512. You see us as being pervertedCopy !req
513. because we're different
from you.Copy !req
514. People are afraid of us
because they don't understand.Copy !req
515. And sometimes it's easier to
persecute than to understand.Copy !req
516. Dude, you have
sex with children.Copy !req
517. We are human.Copy !req
518. Most of us didn't even choose
to be attracted to young boys,Copy !req
519. we were born
that way.Copy !req
520. We can't help
the way we are,Copy !req
521. and if you all can't
understand that, well,Copy !req
522. then I guess you'll just
have to put us away.Copy !req
523. Dude, you have
sex with children.Copy !req
524. Yeah, you know, we believe
in equality for everybodyCopy !req
525. and tolerance and all
that gay stuff, but dude,Copy !req
526. fuck you.
- Seriously.Copy !req
527. Alright, that's enough,Copy !req
528. you're all going to be
put away for a long time.Copy !req
529. Well, Cartman.
- Well, what?Copy !req
530. Don't you think you
owe everyone an apologyCopy !req
531. - for bringing NAMBLA here?
- Yeah!Copy !req
532. Alright,
alright.Copy !req
533. I'm sorry I almost got
you guys all raped, there.Copy !req
534. And now do you still think
you need to hang outCopy !req
535. with older mature friends?Copy !req
536. No, I guess you guys will
blossom into maturity some day,Copy !req
537. just don't
take too long.Copy !req
538. Okay, let's roll.Copy !req
539. Coo-coochie-coo
coo-coochie-coo.Copy !req
540. Our little angel,
yes.Copy !req
541. Oh, he's so beautiful!Copy !req
542. I know it's been
hard on both of us,Copy !req
543. losing poor Kenny.Copy !req
544. But this knew baby
kind of reminds me of him.Copy !req
545. What should
we name him?Copy !req
546. Well, seeing as though
Kenny passed away,Copy !req
547. maybe we should
name him...Copy !req
548. Kenny.Copy !req
549. Yes, Kenny is such
a great name.Copy !req
550. My little Kenny,
a brand-new Kenny.Copy !req
551. God, this must have been
the 50th time this has happened.Copy !req
552. 52nd.Copy !req