1. Dude, did you do all
your homework last night?Copy !req
2. Yeah, but there was
so much of it,Copy !req
3. I was up until
two in the morning.Copy !req
4. I know.Copy !req
5. Okay, children, I hope you all
did your homework last nightCopy !req
6. because we're going to
talk about pages 42 through 612.Copy !req
7. First of all,
who can tell meCopy !req
8. what year the Founding Fathers
got together?Copy !req
9. Let's see, how about...Copy !req
10. Please don't call me,
please don't call on me.Copy !req
11. Wendy.
- Whew!Copy !req
12. 1776.Copy !req
13. Good job, Wendy, and what
was that document called?Copy !req
14. Oh, please God, don't
let him call on me.Copy !req
15. Father in
heaven I beg you.Copy !req
16. Kyle.Copy !req
17. Oh, thank you Lord,
praise Jesus!Copy !req
18. The Declaration
of Independence.Copy !req
19. Very good, Kyle.Copy !req
20. Now, who can tell me
what famous personCopy !req
21. wrote the Declaration
of Independence?Copy !req
22. Let's see...Copy !req
23. Oh, I know, how about
the new student, Timmy.Copy !req
24. Timmy!Copy !req
25. No, it wasn't you, Timmy,
try again.Copy !req
26. Hee-yah...!Copy !req
27. Timmy, did you not
do your homework?Copy !req
28. Timmy!Copy !req
29. Ah, Mr. Garrison,
haven't you figured it out?Copy !req
30. Timmy's retarded.Copy !req
31. Don't call
people names, Stanley.Copy !req
32. But he is.Copy !req
33. Now, Timmy, you need to
work on your study skills.Copy !req
34. Duh...Copy !req
35. Are you mocking me?Copy !req
36. Because if you are, I have no
problem sending your buttCopy !req
37. to the
principal's office.Copy !req
38. Liv-a-laa...
Liv-a-la Timmar!Copy !req
39. That does it!Copy !req
40. Well, Timmy, I just don't
know what to do with you.Copy !req
41. You're getting
very poor marks in school,Copy !req
42. and the teachers are complaining
you're not paying attention.Copy !req
43. Ah.Copy !req
44. Young man, if you don't
want to be held back a grade,Copy !req
45. I suggest you start
cooperating, m'kay.Copy !req
46. Timmy!Copy !req
47. Well, that does it,
I'm suspending you, Timmy,Copy !req
48. until you can learn
to respect your elders.Copy !req
49. Hold on there just a second,
Principal Victoria.Copy !req
50. I think I may know
what the problem is.Copy !req
51. Timmy.Copy !req
52. Yes, of course.Copy !req
53. What?Copy !req
54. I think maybe Timmy
is suffering fromCopy !req
55. something called
"Attention Deficit Disorder"Copy !req
56. or A.D.D.Copy !req
57. It's very common
in kids his age.Copy !req
58. Oh!
- Timmy!Copy !req
59. Well, that certainly
would explain it.Copy !req
60. It's should be
easy enough to find out,Copy !req
61. they have tests for
that kind of thing now.Copy !req
62. Liv-a-lar
Timmy!Copy !req
63. Alright this is
a very simple testCopy !req
64. that should determine,
without a doubtCopy !req
65. whether or not Timmy has
Attention Deficit Disorder.Copy !req
66. Good.
- M'kay.Copy !req
67. Now, Timmy, I'm going to
read you a book calledCopy !req
68. "The Great Gatsby"
by F. Scott Fitzgerald,Copy !req
69. at the end of the novel,
I'll ask you a few questions,Copy !req
70. Are you ready?Copy !req
71. Him-my!Copy !req
72. Okay, here we go.Copy !req
73. "In my younger and more
vulnerable years,Copy !req
74. "My father gave me some advice
that I've been turning over
in my mind ever since...Copy !req
75. "... so, we beat on,
boats against the current,Copy !req
76. born back ceaselessly
into the past."Copy !req
77. Ah-ahhh.Copy !req
78. Okay, now Timmy,
in chapter seven,Copy !req
79. what kind of car
did Gatsby drive?Copy !req
80. Timmy!Copy !req
81. Well, that settles it!Copy !req
82. This young man definitely has
Attention Deficit Disorder.Copy !req
83. Oh-oh, I knew it.Copy !req
84. What can we do
for him, doctor?Copy !req
85. Well, A.D.D. Is
fairly common in kids today,Copy !req
86. I'm going to prescribe
some ritalin.Copy !req
87. And we'll see how that
goes for little Timmy.Copy !req
88. Timmy...Copy !req
89. Hurry up children,
let's take our seats.Copy !req
90. You better have done
your homework last night, Timmy.Copy !req
91. What's this?Copy !req
92. Timmy.Copy !req
93. A note
from the principal.Copy !req
94. "Please excuse Timmy from all
questions and all homework,Copy !req
95. as he has been diagnosed with
Attention Deficit Disorder."Copy !req
96. Oh, brother!Copy !req
97. He doesn't have to
do homework?Copy !req
98. That's just swell, Timmy.Copy !req
99. Looks like you've outsmarted the
principal and the counselor.Copy !req
100. Timmy.Copy !req
101. Very well, I guess you're
excused from homework.Copy !req
102. Hey wait, I think maybe I have
Attention Defunction Disorder.Copy !req
103. Yeah, me too,
I've got A.D.D.Copy !req
104. Me too.
- I've got it.Copy !req
105. "... after a while I went out
and left the hospitalCopy !req
106. and walked back to the
hotel in the rain."Copy !req
107. Alright now, in chapter 12, what kind of
bottles did Ms. Van Campen talk about?Copy !req
108. Anybody?Copy !req
109. Anybody?Copy !req
110. My God, these children
all have A.D.D.Copy !req
111. Hooray!Copy !req
112. Hooray.Copy !req
113. It's ritalin
for all of you!Copy !req
114. Dude, we suck.Copy !req
115. Hey that's not
the right attitude, Jonesy.Copy !req
116. The Battle of the Bands
is tomorrow night.Copy !req
117. Dude, we'd never win the
Battle of the Bands.Copy !req
118. There's no big deal.Copy !req
119. Not a big deal!Copy !req
120. This year's winner gets
to open for Phil CollinsCopy !req
121. at Lollapaloobooza and
that's no big deal.Copy !req
122. Hey guys, you better
stop fighting.Copy !req
123. We just got to
practice more.Copy !req
124. Dude, we've been practicing
for eight years, Skylar.Copy !req
125. Hey, am I the leader
of this band or not?Copy !req
126. Now, let's
do it from the top.Copy !req
127. Tim-mah!Copy !req
128. Tim-mah!Copy !req
129. What was that?Copy !req
130. I don't know, man.Copy !req
131. Whoa!Copy !req
132. Who is that?Copy !req
133. Timmy!Copy !req
134. Are you a
singer, man?Copy !req
135. La-la-Timmy.Copy !req
136. Timmy!Copy !req
137. Timmy!Copy !req
138. Dude, that's hot!Copy !req
139. Yeah.Copy !req
140. There's your prescription
Ms. McCormick,Copy !req
141. $100 worth of ritalin.Copy !req
142. Then he won't have Attention
Deficit Disorder anymore?Copy !req
143. We can only hope so.Copy !req
144. Next!Copy !req
145. Oh, hi Sheila.Copy !req
146. Sharon, your son has Attention
Deficit Disorder, too?Copy !req
147. Yes, I should have known,
it all makes sense now.Copy !req
148. I could never get Stanley
to pay attentionCopy !req
149. when his grandfather told
him stories about the 30s.Copy !req
150. I know what you mean,
Kyle gets so hyper sometimesCopy !req
151. he runs around and screams
like a little eight-year-old.Copy !req
152. I am eight.Copy !req
153. Next, please.Copy !req
154. What do we have here—
oh, ritalin.Copy !req
155. Yes.Copy !req
156. That's right I've got
a bad case of A.D.D.Copy !req
157. No homework for me.Copy !req
158. Mr. Pharmacist, this ritalin doesn't
have any side-effects does it?Copy !req
159. No, your son may experience
a small lack of energy,Copy !req
160. but that's all.Copy !req
161. And he might start seeing little
Christina Aguillera monstersCopy !req
162. but that's
to be expected.Copy !req
163. Oh, my!Copy !req
164. Boo!
- You suck!Copy !req
165. Alright, that wasCopy !req
166. "Sisters of Mercy. Hold No
Pain Against the Dark Lord"Copy !req
167. with their songCopy !req
168. "Spilt Blood on the Footsteps
of My Mind".Copy !req
169. We got the best response,Copy !req
170. we'll be opening for
Phil Collins for sure.Copy !req
171. And now it's time
for our final band.Copy !req
172. Thank God!Copy !req
173. Give it up for,Copy !req
174. "Timmy and
the Lords of the Underworld".Copy !req
175. One, two, three, four!Copy !req
176. Timmy!Copy !req
177. Timmy!
Yimmy, yeah!Copy !req
178. That handicapped
dude rules!Copy !req
179. Yeah.Copy !req
180. You guys are terrible, how can
you laugh at that poor kid?Copy !req
181. Timmy, Timmy!Copy !req
182. Timmy, Timmy!Copy !req
183. Dude, it's Timmy.Copy !req
184. No way!Copy !req
185. DA... DA... DA...Copy !req
186. They're ridiculing that singer,
come on let's get out of here.Copy !req
187. Timmy, Timmy.Copy !req
188. Timmy!Copy !req
189. Timmy!Copy !req
190. Timmy!Copy !req
191. That was awesome!Copy !req
192. Yeah, Timmy rules!Copy !req
193. Boys, you shouldn't laugh at him
he's handicapped.Copy !req
194. But, he's funny.Copy !req
195. How, would you like
to be handicapped?Copy !req
196. Do you think that
would be funny?Copy !req
197. You're making
him feel bad.Copy !req
198. He looks pretty
happy to me.Copy !req
199. Oh, you people
make me sick!Copy !req
200. Dude, this is
a no-brainer!Copy !req
201. This year Battle
of the Bands winnerCopy !req
202. and the band that gets to
open for Phil Collins at
Lullapolooza is Timmy.Copy !req
203. We did it, dude.Copy !req
204. Listen to them,
they really love me.Copy !req
205. Woo!Copy !req
206. Woo!Copy !req
207. Yes, I'm a rocker!Copy !req
208. Tonight we analyze
the new rock sensation Timmy,Copy !req
209. the controversial new band that's
taken the country by storm.Copy !req
210. Already playing at
several large venues this month.Copy !req
211. The band prepares for it's
biggest gig, Lollapaloozaza.Copy !req
212. Where they will open
for Phil Collins.Copy !req
213. But, Phil Collins
is not happy.Copy !req
214. Well, I think it's a
horrible tragedy, isn't it?Copy !req
215. I mean, people aren't going to
see Timmy for his musical skills;Copy !req
216. they're laughing at him.Copy !req
217. And I think you shouldn't laugh
at people with disabilities.Copy !req
218. Ha, heh-heh.Copy !req
219. Society has to learn
to be more compassionate.Copy !req
220. This is going to stop,
if I have to stop it myself.Copy !req
221. Dude, did you
see that stuffCopy !req
222. Phil Collins was
saying about Timmy?Copy !req
223. Yeah, what a dick, Timmy's five
times more talented than he is.Copy !req
224. Hey, guys, have you been
taking your ritalin?Copy !req
225. No we're not actually
going to take that stuff.Copy !req
226. No dude, you got to try it,
it makes you feel good.Copy !req
227. Good...Copy !req
228. Hello, there children.Copy !req
229. Hello, Chef.
Hello, Chef.
Hello, Chef.Copy !req
230. Hello, Chef.Copy !req
231. How's it going?Copy !req
232. Very well, thank you.Copy !req
233. Very well, thank you.Copy !req
234. Everything's fine, why?Copy !req
235. Because we're
on ritalin.Copy !req
236. What?Copy !req
237. We all have
Attention Deficit DisorderCopy !req
238. so we all started taking ritalin.Copy !req
239. It really takes the edge off,
man, you should try it.Copy !req
240. So, that's why all you children
are acting all damn boring.Copy !req
241. That's correct, Chef.Copy !req
242. Dammit, children,
you don't need drugsCopy !req
243. to make you pay
attention in school.Copy !req
244. In my day, if we
didn't pay attentionCopy !req
245. we got a belt
to the bottom.Copy !req
246. Now they try to
cure everything with drugs.Copy !req
247. Yes, but now we don't
have any homework,Copy !req
248. so we can go see Timmy play
downtown at Mile High Stadium.Copy !req
249. Oh boy, oh boy.Copy !req
250. Oh boy.Copy !req
251. Oh, it makes me sick!Copy !req
252. Those damn psychologists
prescribe all kind of medicine
to you children,Copy !req
253. without even caring
about the side effects.Copy !req
254. But there are no
side effects, Chef.Copy !req
255. No, none at all.Copy !req
256. Reoww!Copy !req
257. Did you guys see that?Copy !req
258. See what?Copy !req
259. You're watching MTV.Copy !req
260. The cool brainwashing
12-year-old and younger stationCopy !req
261. that hides behind
a slick image.Copy !req
262. We're so cool,
that we decide what's cool.Copy !req
263. And now MTV News.Copy !req
264. The news that is single-handedly
dumbing down our country,Copy !req
265. which is cool.Copy !req
266. Here's your host,
Kurt Loder.Copy !req
267. Why am I
still doing this?Copy !req
268. I've got to be to the oldest person
on this network by at least 40 years.Copy !req
269. Kurt Loder didn't
just say that.Copy !req
270. No wait, he did just say it,
but just to be cool.Copy !req
271. That's what
makes him cool.Copy !req
272. You think Kurt Loder is cool
and now the news that's cool.Copy !req
273. Well, it's only two weeks
until LollapaloobubaCopy !req
274. and the headlining band
has changed,Copy !req
275. now the headlining band
is Timmy,Copy !req
276. the new hit sensation
out of Colorado.Copy !req
277. This news came as a shock
to the performerCopy !req
278. that was going to headline
Lalapulubla, Phil Collins.Copy !req
279. Well, I think the
sad question isCopy !req
280. where are the parents
in all this?Copy !req
281. I mean, that kid's parents is
letting them be exploitedCopy !req
282. and they don't even
seem to care.Copy !req
283. And so Phil Collins
decided to travel to South ParkCopy !req
284. and personally pay
Timmy's parents a visit.Copy !req
285. Well, I mean,Copy !req
286. why are you letting them
do this to your son?Copy !req
287. Don't you see that everyone
is just laughing at him.Copy !req
288. Richard!Copy !req
289. Helen!Copy !req
290. Hey.Copy !req
291. Phil Collins warns that a
novelty band that makes fun
of the handicappedCopy !req
292. should not be allowed
to play at Lollapoolula.Copy !req
293. And vows to do everything
in his power to stop it.Copy !req
294. Phil Collins, by the way,
divorced his wife by faxCopy !req
295. and then married
a 27-year-old.Copy !req
296. I'm Kurt Loder
and that's the news.Copy !req
297. Okay, children,
let's settle down.Copy !req
298. I mean it,
I want quiet.Copy !req
299. My God, Mr. Head,Copy !req
300. these children are
so boring on ritalin.Copy !req
301. Alright, children,
today we're going to learn aboutCopy !req
302. human reproduction!Copy !req
303. What do you
think about that?Copy !req
304. Vaginas and penises...Copy !req
305. Butt sex.Copy !req
306. Damn it, Eric, don't you have
some smart-ass thing to say?Copy !req
307. What kind of smart-ass thing
would I say, Mr. Garrison?Copy !req
308. This is driving me crazy!Copy !req
309. I can't handle you little
bastards being so mellow.Copy !req
310. Gee, you seem
a little stressed Mr. Garrison,Copy !req
311. why don't you
try some ritalin?Copy !req
312. Ah...Copy !req
313. There you go.Copy !req
314. Reow!Copy !req
315. Ahh!Copy !req
316. Thank you, folks.
Good night!Copy !req
317. Alright, let's
rock this house.Copy !req
318. Hello Miami!Copy !req
319. Timmy!Copy !req
320. Excuse me, Skylar.Copy !req
321. Yeah.Copy !req
322. Nice to meet you,
I'm Phil Collins.Copy !req
323. Oh, yeah, you're opening
for us at Lollapaluzava.Copy !req
324. I just want to
tell you well,Copy !req
325. that I think you're a great
guitar player and songwriter.Copy !req
326. Oh, thanks a lot,
I appreciate that.Copy !req
327. Gotta run.Copy !req
328. It's too bad those other guys
are holding you back.Copy !req
329. Huh?Copy !req
330. Well, I mean,
it's obviousCopy !req
331. all the talent and artistic
vision comes from you.Copy !req
332. Strange how everyone
focuses on Timmy, isn't it.Copy !req
333. I mean even the name
of the band is Timmy.Copy !req
334. The name of the band is Timmy
and the Lords of the Underworld.Copy !req
335. Look, I used to be
in a band too, Genesis.Copy !req
336. But all those bastards did was
hold me back, and hold me back,Copy !req
337. but then finally
I went solo.Copy !req
338. And that's when I started
writing really great songs.Copy !req
339. But, look if you you're
happy being on the sidelines,Copy !req
340. being more of a cheerleader
than a player,Copy !req
341. well then I guess you should
stay on as Timmy's shadow.Copy !req
342. Oh, thanks man,
see you.Copy !req
343. That should just about put an
end to all this Timmy nonsense.Copy !req
344. Timmy, Timmy, Timmy!Copy !req
345. Another great show, man.Copy !req
346. There must have been
100,000 people out there.Copy !req
347. Yeah, all of them
chanting, "Timmy, Timmy".Copy !req
348. Timmy!Copy !req
349. What's the matter, Skylar?Copy !req
350. The name of the band is
"Timmy and the Lords
of the Underworld",Copy !req
351. not just "Timmy".Copy !req
352. Timmy.Copy !req
353. And the Lords
of the Underworld.Copy !req
354. Timmy!Copy !req
355. It's all about
you, isn't it?Copy !req
356. I'm sick of it!Copy !req
357. Timmy gets all
the applause.Copy !req
358. Timmy gets all
the chicks.Copy !req
359. Well, you know what,
forget you, man.Copy !req
360. But, Timmy is what
made our band famous.Copy !req
361. Shut up, Malsey.Copy !req
362. You can stay and deal with
Mr. Egomaniac here,Copy !req
363. but I'm moving on.Copy !req
364. I don't need Timmy,
I'm going solo.Copy !req
365. Timmy.Copy !req
366. No, don't try
and stop me, man.Copy !req
367. I'll see you
on fame's backside.Copy !req
368. Liba-la!Copy !req
369. Hey, Terrence, what brand
of pants am I wearing?Copy !req
370. Let me see.Copy !req
371. Ha ha!
Ha ha!Copy !req
372. Let's watch
something else.Copy !req
373. Yes, let's.Copy !req
374. You're watching VH-1.Copy !req
375. Ah...
Ah...
Ah...Copy !req
376. Here's Lollapala's news,
the hit group, Timmy
has broken up.Copy !req
377. Oh, dear,
Timmy's band broke up.Copy !req
378. And so Phil Collins
is back on as headliner.Copy !req
379. The opening band now will be
Timmy's guitarist Skylar's
new solo project,Copy !req
380. "Reach for the Skylar".Copy !req
381. You know something,
I think that's good.Copy !req
382. It was wrong to
make Timmy a singer.Copy !req
383. Yeah, Phil Collins
was right.Copy !req
384. People laughed
at Timmy.Copy !req
385. And Timmy should be at home
protected from laughter.Copy !req
386. I agree.Copy !req
387. You know what, you guys, we
should go to the concert anyway,Copy !req
388. and see Phil Collins.Copy !req
389. Yeah, I think Phil Collins
rocks the house.Copy !req
390. Sounds good,
so it's decided,Copy !req
391. Phil Collins' concert
for all of us.Copy !req
392. Hoo-ray.Copy !req
393. Oh, oh,
hold still Kenny.Copy !req
394. Oh, my goodness,
you killed Kenny.Copy !req
395. Bastard.Copy !req
396. Parents, I called
all you guys together,Copy !req
397. because I think you
might be making a mistakeCopy !req
398. putting your children
on ritalin.Copy !req
399. But, our kids have
Attention Deficit Disorder,Copy !req
400. they can't pay attention
in school without it.Copy !req
401. I know you want
to help your kids,Copy !req
402. but I brought over
a videotape to show youCopy !req
403. that there are
alternatives to ritalin.Copy !req
404. There is a doctor
in Northern CaliforniaCopy !req
405. who is doing really
amazing things with
kids who have A.D.D.Copy !req
406. I want you
watch this tape.Copy !req
407. Hello, I'm Dr. Richard Shay,Copy !req
408. here to tell you about my
exciting new drug-free treatmentCopy !req
409. for children with
Attention Deficit Disorder.Copy !req
410. Ya-ya...
Ya-ya...
Ya-ya...Copy !req
411. This treatment is
fast and effectiveCopy !req
412. and doesn't use
harmful drugs.Copy !req
413. Watch closely as I apply
treatment to the first child.Copy !req
414. I want a horse—Copy !req
415. I want a
big brown horseCopy !req
416. with a fluffy black tail—Copy !req
417. Sit down and study!Copy !req
418. Oh, let's go race—Copy !req
419. Sit down and study!Copy !req
420. Wahhh, aah—Copy !req
421. Stop crying and
do your schoolwork!Copy !req
422. If you would like more
information on my bold
new treatments,Copy !req
423. please send away
from this brochure entitledCopy !req
424. "You Can Either Calm Down,
or I Can Pop You in
the Mouth Again."Copy !req
425. Well, what do you think.Copy !req
426. I can have Dr. Shay come to
South Park for a small fee.Copy !req
427. That video had
pretty colors.Copy !req
428. It sure did.Copy !req
429. What the-?Copy !req
430. Dammit, have you all been taking
your children's ritalin too?Copy !req
431. Yes.
Yes.
Yes.Copy !req
432. Oh, fudge it.Copy !req
433. Chef, are you going to the
Phil Collins concert tomorrow?Copy !req
434. The what?Copy !req
435. Phil Collins is playing
LollapalalasCopy !req
436. and because we're all doing
so well in school nowCopy !req
437. our parents said
they would take us.Copy !req
438. Yes.
Yes.
Yes.Copy !req
439. Hold on a second, you children,
want to go see Phil Collins.Copy !req
440. Yes, his flowing melodies
are really enjoyable to us.Copy !req
441. Oh, my God!Copy !req
442. Come, see him with us.Copy !req
443. Yes, come with us,
come with us.Copy !req
444. Ahhh, it's Christina Aguillera
again, she's on my back.Copy !req
445. That does it, the ritalin
has affected your little
cracker brains too deeply.Copy !req
446. I'm going to see
that damn pharmacist.Copy !req
447. Look at that, ritalin stocks
are up ten points.Copy !req
448. That's easily another
20 grand apiece.Copy !req
449. Hey, open
this damn door!Copy !req
450. Can I help you?Copy !req
451. Yes, you can.Copy !req
452. What the hell are
you two doingCopy !req
453. prescribing all
the children ritalin.Copy !req
454. Well, they've all been
diagnosed with A.D.D.Copy !req
455. That's Attention Deficit—Copy !req
456. I know what it is,
but now you've gotCopy !req
457. a town full of
zombie childrenCopy !req
458. from the planet Zandor.Copy !req
459. Huh?Copy !req
460. All around the country,Copy !req
461. you bastard doctors are
giving children ritalin,Copy !req
462. and for every one child
that actually needs itCopy !req
463. you give it to
50,000 that don't.Copy !req
464. Hey now, don't tell us
our business, Mr. Chef—Copy !req
465. you damn right I'll
tell you your business,Copy !req
466. because you two have
your heads up your asses.Copy !req
467. Thanks to you we have
children in our town
that like Phil Collins.Copy !req
468. What?Copy !req
469. That's right, you made them
so dull and boringCopy !req
470. that they're actually going to
go to a Phil Collins concert.Copy !req
471. My God,
what have we done?Copy !req
472. But, if I'd known.Copy !req
473. I mean, Phil
Collins, my God.Copy !req
474. Well, how do we
reverse the ritalin?Copy !req
475. We have to convince
them not to take it,Copy !req
476. but it'll be hard
to get it away from them.Copy !req
477. Then we need
an antidote.Copy !req
478. Yes, of course.Copy !req
479. What's the antidote
for ritalin?Copy !req
480. I have some right here,
it's a compound called ritalout.Copy !req
481. We've got to get the antidote
to all the children, quick!Copy !req
482. Here, we can put the ritalin
antidote in these drinksCopy !req
483. and hand them out
to the children.Copy !req
484. Oh, wasn't
that great son?Copy !req
485. It sure was, Dad.Copy !req
486. It's so wonderful to be on the
same wavelength as our kids.Copy !req
487. Here you go, Stan and Kyle,
free drinks on me.Copy !req
488. Oh, thank you, Chef,
how nice.Copy !req
489. And now, I'd like to sing
the complex and amazing song
that won me the Oscar.Copy !req
490. A song entitled,
You Be in Me.Copy !req
491. Come on drink
it down, it's free.Copy !req
492. Arr...
Oh noo!Copy !req
493. Get off me,
get off me!Copy !req
494. Somebody help.Copy !req
495. I feel... Different.Copy !req
496. Yeah.Copy !req
497. Get off me
Christina Aguillera.Copy !req
498. Drink this, Eric.Copy !req
499. God, help me.Copy !req
500. She's gone.Copy !req
501. Thank God.Copy !req
502. What makes...Copy !req
503. Wait a minute,
Phil Collins sucks ass!Copy !req
504. Yeah, what the hell
were we thinking?Copy !req
505. Boo!Copy !req
506. I think
it's working.Copy !req
507. Boo!
Boo!
Boo!Copy !req
508. Shut your filthy holes
you little bastards!Copy !req
509. Get off the stage
Phil Collins!Copy !req
510. We want Timmy!Copy !req
511. Yeah.Copy !req
512. You just want to
laugh at him.Copy !req
513. No, you see we learned
something today.Copy !req
514. Yeah sure,
we laughed at Timmy,Copy !req
515. but what's wrong
with laughter?Copy !req
516. Just because
we laugh at somethingCopy !req
517. doesn't mean we don't
care about it.Copy !req
518. Timmy made us smile and
playing made Timmy smile,Copy !req
519. so where is
the harm in that?Copy !req
520. The people in the wrong,
are the people who think
Timmy should be protectedCopy !req
521. and kept out of the
public's eye.Copy !req
522. The cool thing about
Timmy being in a bandCopy !req
523. was that he was in your face,
and you had to deal with him.Copy !req
524. Whether you laughed
or cried or felt nothing.Copy !req
525. That's why
Timmy rules.Copy !req
526. Yeah.Copy !req
527. Timmy, Timmy!Copy !req
528. Timmy!
Timmy!
Timmy!Copy !req
529. Timmy!
Timmy!
Timmy!Copy !req
530. Man it sucks not being
part of Lollapalabala.Copy !req
531. Yeah.Copy !req
532. Hey dudes.Copy !req
533. Skylar, what are
you doing here?Copy !req
534. Isn't "Reach for the Skylar"
supposed to play soon?Copy !req
535. They booed Phil Collins
off the stage.Copy !req
536. Everyone is
chanting forCopy !req
537. "Timmy and the
Lords of the Underworld".Copy !req
538. So now that they want us
you think you can justCopy !req
539. waltz back into our lives
and be in the band again?Copy !req
540. I don't expect
anything.Copy !req
541. Timmy, I just
wanted to sayCopy !req
542. we had some pretty
rocking times, dude.Copy !req
543. And maybe I let fame and
Phil Collins go to my head.Copy !req
544. Timmy!
Timmy!
Timmy!Copy !req
545. Timmy!
Timmy!
Timmy!Copy !req
546. Wow, they really are
chanting for us.Copy !req
547. They want us back.Copy !req
548. What do you say, Timmy?Copy !req
549. Timmy.Copy !req
550. Alright!
- Alright!Copy !req
551. Ladies and gentlemen,
without further adoCopy !req
552. it is my pleasure to introduce
the reunion tour of Timmy.Copy !req
553. Timmy and the Lords
of the Underworld.Copy !req
554. Timmy!Copy !req
555. Timmy!Copy !req
556. Yimmyyah!Copy !req
557. Timmy-Timmy.Copy !req
558. Timmy-Timmy.Copy !req
559. Put me down
you filthy bastards!Copy !req
560. Ah... Arrr!Copy !req
561. Timmy, liv-a-lar!Copy !req
562. Boo cha ka...Copy !req
563. Timmy, Timmy, Timmy.Copy !req
564. Timmy.Copy !req
565. Timmy, Timmy, Timmy!Copy !req
566. Tim-mah!Copy !req