1. Okay, are you guys ready
up there?Copy !req
2. Ready!Copy !req
3. On your marks, get set, go!Copy !req
4. We win again!
- That's not fair!Copy !req
5. Cartman's ass is so fat,
he makes your sled go faster.Copy !req
6. Hey, don't call me fat, Token.Copy !req
7. We want to use the sleds now,
butt pirates.Copy !req
8. Sleds are for guys.Copy !req
9. Yeah, why don't you chicksCopy !req
10. go wash some dishes
or get pregnant or something?Copy !req
11. These are the school's sleds,
ass farmers, not yours.Copy !req
12. Look, girls don't even know
how to sled.Copy !req
13. - Do something else.
- Yeah!Copy !req
14. I bet we can slide
ten times better than you,Copy !req
15. donut punchers.Copy !req
16. - Oh, yeah?
- Yeah!Copy !req
17. We'd kick your girlie asses
sledding!Copy !req
18. How about a race
down a real hill then?Copy !req
19. Yeah!Copy !req
20. - You got it!
- Yeah!Copy !req
21. Your best four sledders
against our best four sledders.Copy !req
22. No problem.Copy !req
23. Then we'll see you
this SaturdayCopy !req
24. on Phil Collins Hill.Copy !req
25. Phil Collins Hill
on Saturday.Copy !req
26. You got it!
See you there.Copy !req
27. And may the best woman win,
turd burglars!Copy !req
28. Oh, boy!
We'll show them!Copy !req
29. Yeah, why, those men will show
those skanky hoes who's who!Copy !req
30. Yeah, those girls
don't realize what good sleddersCopy !req
31. Stan, Kyle, and Kenny are.Copy !req
32. Yeah, and with Cartman's
enormously fat ass,Copy !req
33. the boys are sure to win!Copy !req
34. Token, I swear to God,
you call me fat one more time,Copy !req
35. I'm gonna smack you in the head
with this rock.Copy !req
36. Fat ass.
- Ow!Copy !req
37. Heh. Oh.
Uh-oh.Copy !req
38. And what you need
to understandCopy !req
39. is that this is not appropriate
behavior, young man, mm-kay?Copy !req
40. Eric, don't you realize
you could haveCopy !req
41. seriously injured
your little friend?Copy !req
42. I'm sorry, ma'am.Copy !req
43. Don't apologize to us.
Apologize to him.Copy !req
44. I'm sorry, Token.Copy !req
45. Well, I hope you learnedCopy !req
46. that throwing rocks
at people is bad, Eric.Copy !req
47. I sure did, Mr. Mackey.
I mean, I feel really bad.Copy !req
48. What was I thinking?Copy !req
49. The only thing I can do now
is try to go onCopy !req
50. and live day by day.Copy !req
51. See you later!Copy !req
52. Not this time, Eric.Copy !req
53. You've got to learn to respect
your little friends.Copy !req
54. You're gonna have detention
for two weeks.Copy !req
55. No way!
- Yes way, mm-kay?Copy !req
56. And that settles it!
Now, let's all go—Copy !req
57. Counselor Mackey?
- Yes?Copy !req
58. I'm Agent Sharp,
and this is Agent Keen.Copy !req
59. We're with the FBI.Copy !req
60. We're here to investigate
the rock-throwing incident.Copy !req
61. Well, okay, I've already
taken care of it.Copy !req
62. Eric Cartman, here,
is gonna be punishedCopy !req
63. with two weeks of detention.Copy !req
64. I'm afraid it's a bit
more complicated than that,Copy !req
65. Mr. School Counselor.Copy !req
66. You see, since the victim
in this caseCopy !req
67. Is African-American,
this is considered a hate crime.Copy !req
68. What the hell is a hate crime?Copy !req
69. Uh, oh. But I don't think
this is—Copy !req
70. New laws have been passed
that make any crimeCopy !req
71. based on race, ethnicity,Copy !req
72. or sexual orientation
a federal offense.Copy !req
73. What?
A federal offense?Copy !req
74. Oh, no.
- Oh, no?Copy !req
75. We're sorry, Ms. Cartman,
but we must follow protocol.Copy !req
76. Your son will be taken
into custodyCopy !req
77. and then tried
in the federal court of law.Copy !req
78. Oh, my goodness!Copy !req
79. The hate crime trial
of the century is under way,Copy !req
80. and Court TV takes you there.
Live!Copy !req
81. Here's your host,
Leslie Smith.Copy !req
82. What turns a normal,
fat little eight-year-old boyCopy !req
83. into a vicious,
hate-crime-committing racist?Copy !req
84. We take you live
to the courtroomCopy !req
85. as the defendant
takes the stand.Copy !req
86. Mr. Cartman, do you know
a boy by the name of Token?Copy !req
87. Uh, yes.
- Who is Token?Copy !req
88. He's a black kid
that goes to my school.Copy !req
89. Black! Did you say "black"?
You called him "black"?Copy !req
90. He is black.
- Oh, he said it again!Copy !req
91. He is African-American,Copy !req
92. and so you decided
to pick him out.Copy !req
93. I did?Copy !req
94. The rage built and built
inside your headCopy !req
95. until it became too much,Copy !req
96. because you hate
African-Americans!Copy !req
97. No! I hate hippies!
- What?Copy !req
98. I hate hippies
and the way they always talkCopy !req
99. about protecting the Earth
and then drive around in carsCopy !req
100. that get poor gas mileage
and wear those stupid bracelets!Copy !req
101. I hate them!
I want to kick them in the nuts!Copy !req
102. Ooh, poopy-kins—Copy !req
103. Ladies and gentlemen
of the jury,Copy !req
104. this is why we have
hate crime laws.Copy !req
105. This monster committed a crime,Copy !req
106. not against an individual
but against a race.Copy !req
107. Do the democratic thingCopy !req
108. and send his fat little butt
to prison.Copy !req
109. Hey! Don't call me fat, asshole!Copy !req
110. The prosecution rests.Copy !req
111. Don't forget;
we still have that sledding raceCopy !req
112. this Saturday, pillow biters.Copy !req
113. We know.
- Dude, this is horrible.Copy !req
114. We got to get Cartman
out of courtCopy !req
115. so we can go practice.Copy !req
116. Eric Cartman,
you have been found guiltyCopy !req
117. of committing a hate crime.Copy !req
118. For this, I hereby sentence youCopy !req
119. to the Alamosa Juvenile Hall
until you turn 21.Copy !req
120. No!Copy !req
121. I am making an example of youCopy !req
122. to send a message out
to people everywhereCopy !req
123. that if you want to hurt
another human being,Copy !req
124. you better make damn sureCopy !req
125. they're the same color
as you are.Copy !req
126. Court is adjourned.Copy !req
127. Yahoo! Hooray!Copy !req
128. Bailiffs, escort this little
bastard to juvenile hall.Copy !req
129. Yes, sir.Copy !req
130. Alright, you!
Uh, where'd he go?Copy !req
131. Kenny! Kenny!Copy !req
132. You have to get me out of town!Copy !req
133. They're gonna put me
in jail for a hate crime.Copy !req
134. You have to take me to Mexico!
- Mexico?Copy !req
135. Ooh!Copy !req
136. Calm down, Kenny!
- Hey!Copy !req
137. Do you still have
that battery-powered toy truckCopy !req
138. you got last Christmas?Copy !req
139. Yeah.
- Well, come on.Copy !req
140. I don't have much time!Copy !req
141. A car chase is evolvingCopy !req
142. on the 285 Corridor
east of South Park.Copy !req
143. Hate crime suspect
Eric CartmanCopy !req
144. is trying to outrun
federal prosecutorsCopy !req
145. in his friend's
Go-Go Action Bronco.Copy !req
146. Our eye in the sky,
Greg Nimens, is there live.Copy !req
147. Greg?Copy !req
148. Tom, it looks like
the Go-Go Action BroncoCopy !req
149. is heading east on 285.Copy !req
150. Police officers are
right behind him,Copy !req
151. but as with any chase,Copy !req
152. they're keeping a safe distanceCopy !req
153. to avoid any accidents here
out on the highway.Copy !req
154. Tom, it looks like the fugitive
is going to make a bold moveCopy !req
155. off an exit of 285.Copy !req
156. He's going into a residential
neighborhood now.Copy !req
157. This is where
it could get dangerousCopy !req
158. as there are pedestrians about.Copy !req
159. Damn it, Kenny!
Can't this thing go any faster?Copy !req
160. I'm going as fast as I can.Copy !req
161. Tom, the police
have set a roadblockCopy !req
162. right where the Go-Go
Action Bronco is heading.Copy !req
163. This could be
the final standoff.Copy !req
164. Alright,
that's far enough.Copy !req
165. Stop the Go-Go Action Bronco
and come out with your hands up.Copy !req
166. Just bring it to a stop
and come on out.Copy !req
167. Jesus!
He's gonna ram it!Copy !req
168. Crazy son of a bitch.Copy !req
169. Well, it's been
over 13 hours now,Copy !req
170. and still the car chase
has not ended.Copy !req
171. What the hell are they doing?Copy !req
172. The chase has now moved
through most of ArizonaCopy !req
173. and nears the Mexican border.Copy !req
174. Dude, if Kenny takes Cartman
to Mexico,Copy !req
175. how are we ever gonna win
the sledding race on Saturday?Copy !req
176. Don't worry, dude;
that little truckCopy !req
177. just runs on "D" batteries.Copy !req
178. It's gonna run
out of juice soon.Copy !req
179. We're gonna make it, Kenny!Copy !req
180. We're gonna make it to Mexico!Copy !req
181. Oh, God damn it!Copy !req
182. Hello?Copy !req
183. Cartman's going to jail,Copy !req
184. and you've got four days
until the race, rump rangers.Copy !req
185. Son of a bitch!Copy !req
186. Here we are.
The end of the road.Copy !req
187. Prisoner 24601, arriving.Copy !req
188. Forward, prisoner.Copy !req
189. You will wake up each morning
at 0500.Copy !req
190. Lockdown is until 0900.Copy !req
191. At 10:00, we begin
random searchesCopy !req
192. and checks for contraband.Copy !req
193. At 11:30, we have nap time,
followed by finger painting.Copy !req
194. Your cellmate is Romper Stomper.Copy !req
195. Romper Stomper?
- Not Romper.Copy !req
196. Who's Romper Stomper?Copy !req
197. I am.Copy !req
198. And I don't want
no new cellmate.Copy !req
199. You don't have a choice,
Stomper.Copy !req
200. Now, show this new prisoner
the ropes.Copy !req
201. Oh, I will.
You bet your ass I will.Copy !req
202. Alright, guys, it looks likeCopy !req
203. Cartman's not gonna be able
to sled with usCopy !req
204. for about another... 13 years,
so in the meantime,Copy !req
205. we need someone to race with us
against the girls on Saturday.Copy !req
206. Yeah, Cartman's weight
was what gave us speed,Copy !req
207. so we need to find the next
fattest kid besides Cartman.Copy !req
208. Come on, who's the second
fattest kid in South Park?Copy !req
209. I think Clyde is
the next fattest kid.Copy !req
210. Huh?
- Yeah.Copy !req
211. Okay, get over here, Clyde.Copy !req
212. I'm not fat.
- Deal with it, dude.Copy !req
213. Cartman's gone,
so now you're the fat kid.Copy !req
214. Yeah, fat-ass.
Get your fat butt on the sled.Copy !req
215. Hey, I'm not fat, you guys.
I'm just kind of big-boned.Copy !req
216. Yeah, that's what they
all say.Copy !req
217. Okay, ready?
Go!Copy !req
218. Aw, gay, dude!Copy !req
219. We don't even have enough weight
to move.Copy !req
220. See you Saturday,
poo stabbers.Copy !req
221. Nice going, fat boy.Copy !req
222. Well, well, well.
New fish.Copy !req
223. How about you come up
with a reasonCopy !req
224. why we don't break your arms?Copy !req
225. Yeah!Copy !req
226. Uh, 'cause I'm just like
you guys.Copy !req
227. I'm one of you.Copy !req
228. Oh, yeah?Copy !req
229. The way I see it,Copy !req
230. There's two kinds of kids
in the world:Copy !req
231. kids who like AnimaniacsCopy !req
232. and kids who don't like
Animaniacs.Copy !req
233. You're either with us,
or you're against us.Copy !req
234. So which are you?Copy !req
235. Oh, uh, well, personally, I—Copy !req
236. Uh... I...Copy !req
237. Don't like Animaniacs?Copy !req
238. Neither do we.
- Oh, thank you, Jesus.Copy !req
239. So we're friends now?
- No.Copy !req
240. There's no friends
in the big house.Copy !req
241. You come in with nobody,
and you leave with nobody.Copy !req
242. - We don't believe in "friends."
- Yeah!Copy !req
243. Yeah, neither do I.
Friends suck.Copy !req
244. Now, go find me
some cigarettes,Copy !req
245. and I'll tell you
how to bust out of here.Copy !req
246. Okay, we figured it out.Copy !req
247. To add more weight to the sled,
we're gonna use these bricks.Copy !req
248. But we're gonna cover them
with kids' clothesCopy !req
249. so that the girls think
it's another kid.Copy !req
250. Oh, that's a wonderful idea.Copy !req
251. So I don't get to be
on the team now?Copy !req
252. Shut up, fat-ass.Copy !req
253. Yeah, why don't you go eat
some more pork rindsCopy !req
254. or something, you fat fuck?Copy !req
255. Come on.
Let's give it a try.Copy !req
256. Whee!Copy !req
257. Whoa!
Look out! Look out!Copy !req
258. Dude, bail! Bail!
- Whoa!Copy !req
259. Huh?Copy !req
260. Oh, my God.
We killed Kenny.Copy !req
261. We killed Kenny?Copy !req
262. We killed Kenny.
We're bastards.Copy !req
263. Well, that didn't work.
What else can we try?Copy !req
264. Nothing else is gonna work.Copy !req
265. We have to face the fact
that without Cartman,Copy !req
266. we're gonna lose
to a bunch of girls.Copy !req
267. Well, I sure do hate to see
my gender loseCopy !req
268. to a bunch of women.Copy !req
269. This is a sad day
for men everywhere.Copy !req
270. You know something, guys?Copy !req
271. I think we all took
Cartman's ass for granted.Copy !req
272. Yup.Copy !req
273. If only we had realizedCopy !req
274. how special our time
with his gigantic ass was.Copy !req
275. And all that time,
we didn't understandCopy !req
276. what a unique
and magical ass it was.Copy !req
277. Whoo-hoo!
Great time, girls!Copy !req
278. Oh, gee, looks like
you lost another sledder.Copy !req
279. Good luck on Saturday,
donut punchers!Copy !req
280. That does it!
We've got no other choice.Copy !req
281. We've got to bust Cartman
out of jail.Copy !req
282. - Huh?
- How?Copy !req
283. I saw a movie once
where they baked a cakeCopy !req
284. and put a nail file
inside of it.Copy !req
285. Sweet! Let's go!Copy !req
286. And have you been brushing
your teeth?Copy !req
287. Yes, Mommy.
- And not dropping your soap?Copy !req
288. Yes, Mommy.
- Hi, Mom.Copy !req
289. Young man,
that is the fourth timeCopy !req
290. you've been late
for our visiting time.Copy !req
291. You are grounded.Copy !req
292. Grounded?
Oh, no!Copy !req
293. Uh, wait—Copy !req
294. Here you go, boys.
Keep it short.Copy !req
295. Hey, guys.
- Hey, fat-ass, how's prison?Copy !req
296. Well, it sucks balls.
What do you you think?Copy !req
297. Cartman, why the hell did you
have to commit a hate crime?Copy !req
298. We're gonna lose to girls
because of you.Copy !req
299. Yeah, so you got to bust
out of here.Copy !req
300. So we made you this cake.Copy !req
301. There's
a ail-nay ile-fay inside of it.Copy !req
302. A what?
- An ail-nay ile-fay.Copy !req
303. What's that?
Listen, aggot-fay!Copy !req
304. An ail-nay ile-fay so you can
eak-bray out of ison-pray!Copy !req
305. Yeah, you stupid
umb-ass-day!Copy !req
306. I'd love to eat a cake,
you guys, but they don't let usCopy !req
307. take anything back
to the cells from here.Copy !req
308. They on't-day?Copy !req
309. Why the ell-hay ot-nay?Copy !req
310. It ook-tay our-fay ours-hayCopy !req
311. to ake-bay
this oddamn-gay ake-cay,Copy !req
312. and ow-nay, e're-way
otally-tay ewed-scray!Copy !req
313. Yeah.Copy !req
314. Look, that's not important
right now.Copy !req
315. Did you guys
bring the cigarettes?Copy !req
316. Well, we got some cigarettes,Copy !req
317. but we don't think
you should be smoking.Copy !req
318. Each year,
over a million people die of—Copy !req
319. Just hand over
the goddamn cigarettes!Copy !req
320. Shh!
- Look, if you guys want me backCopy !req
321. to win the sledding race,
then I need those cigarettes.Copy !req
322. How are we supposed
to give them to you?Copy !req
323. Just pass them through
these little drill holes here.Copy !req
324. That's what everybody does.Copy !req
325. But they're gonna search you
on your way back to your cell.Copy !req
326. I know; that's why
I have to hide them up my ass.Copy !req
327. Shut up, you guys!
It's not funny!Copy !req
328. Alright.
Here.Copy !req
329. Okay, there's—Copy !req
330. Wow, I really wish I hadn't
sat here and watched that.Copy !req
331. Me too.Copy !req
332. Okay, guys,
if you'll excuse me,Copy !req
333. I must be going now.Copy !req
334. Don't fart on your way out.Copy !req
335. You might make little
smoke signals.Copy !req
336. Ha-ha.
Very funny, you guys.Copy !req
337. Ha-ha.Copy !req
338. That sucks we couldn't give
him the nail file.Copy !req
339. So now what do we do?Copy !req
340. There's only one thing
we can do.Copy !req
341. We have to go see TokenCopy !req
342. and see if he'll forgive Cartman
for hate-criming him.Copy !req
343. Come on.
We're running out of time.Copy !req
344. Well, did you get
the cigarettes?Copy !req
345. Yes, they are safely concealed
in the depths of my ass.Copy !req
346. Alright, go sit
on the toilet and poop them out.Copy !req
347. I'll keep an eye out
for the guards.Copy !req
348. Come on, you stupid cigarettes!Copy !req
349. Plop!
There's one...Copy !req
350. Plop!
Two...Copy !req
351. Come on!
Come on, now!Copy !req
352. Come on!Copy !req
353. Plop!Copy !req
354. Whew!Copy !req
355. Ahh.Copy !req
356. Oh, god damn it!Copy !req
357. You flushed them?Copy !req
358. Well, you spend eight years
taking a crapCopy !req
359. and then flushing the toilet,
it sort of becomes a reflex.Copy !req
360. Please, just help me
bust out of here.Copy !req
361. No way, douche.
I told you, I ain't your friend.Copy !req
362. If you want me to help you,Copy !req
363. you're gonna have to sneak
something else in for me.Copy !req
364. Son of a bitch!Copy !req
365. Dude, I didn't know
Token lived so far away.Copy !req
366. Yeah, you know, they bus in
people from different racesCopy !req
367. to our school to promote
cultural diversity.Copy !req
368. Yeah, but isn't Token
the only one?Copy !req
369. Yeah.Copy !req
370. Hello.Copy !req
371. Hi.
Can Token come out and play?Copy !req
372. Well, his head's still
a little sore.Copy !req
373. But you can come in if you like.
- Killer.Copy !req
374. Token, you don't want to seeCopy !req
375. us guys lose to girls tomorrow,
do you?Copy !req
376. No.Copy !req
377. Well, then you've got to call
the jail right nowCopy !req
378. and tell them that you forgive
Cartman for being a dumb-ass.Copy !req
379. I'm afraid it's not
that simple, boys.Copy !req
380. It's not?
- No.Copy !req
381. You see, the only personCopy !req
382. that can let Eric
out of juvenile hallCopy !req
383. is the governor.Copy !req
384. Damn it!
Son of a bitch, damn it!Copy !req
385. Oh. Sorry.
- No, I actually agree with you.Copy !req
386. Huh?
- Yeah.Copy !req
387. I have a real problem
with hate crime legislation.Copy !req
388. In fact, I'd love to see
you kids go downCopy !req
389. and give the governor
a piece of my mind.Copy !req
390. Well, why don't you tell
the governor yourself?Copy !req
391. Oh, he wouldn't listen to me.
- Why not?Copy !req
392. - Because I'm black.
- Oh.Copy !req
393. Sit down, boys.Copy !req
394. I'm gonna give you
a little lessonCopy !req
395. about hate crime laws.Copy !req
396. splash!Copy !req
397. Oh, thank God!
Oh, thank you, Jesus!Copy !req
398. Here you go, god damn it!Copy !req
399. Cool!
My very own tic tac throw game!Copy !req
400. Oh, it smells, man!Copy !req
401. Well, what the hell
do you expect, huh?Copy !req
402. Now I got your stupid game.Copy !req
403. Tell me how to break
out of here.Copy !req
404. You're not gonna
break out of here.Copy !req
405. You're here till you're 21,
douche.Copy !req
406. But you said—Copy !req
407. I just wanted you
to sneak stuff in for me.Copy !req
408. What, you actually think
I give a crap about you?Copy !req
409. I thought that—Copy !req
410. Man, you better wise upCopy !req
411. to the way things work
in the big house.Copy !req
412. Hey, guys!
I gots me a new tic tac throw!Copy !req
413. Yeah, it's a little ripe,
but it's brand-new, man.Copy !req
414. We can play it at recess.Copy !req
415. Hey, what are you doing?Copy !req
416. You—you can't cry
in prison, man.Copy !req
417. They'll bust your head open.
What's the matter with you?Copy !req
418. I want my mom!Copy !req
419. Dude.Copy !req
420. Mommy!
I want my mommy!Copy !req
421. Look, if it's
that important to you,Copy !req
422. I'll bust you out of here.Copy !req
423. You will?Copy !req
424. Yeah.
Yeah, I will.Copy !req
425. But not because
you're my friend.Copy !req
426. Only because—
because I want to bust out tooCopy !req
427. and see Disneyland.Copy !req
428. Governor,Copy !req
429. the "Free Eric Cartman Now"
CommitteeCopy !req
430. is here to see you.Copy !req
431. Oh, not another committee.
Send them in.Copy !req
432. This is the "Free Eric Cartman
Now" Committee?Copy !req
433. Yeah.Copy !req
434. Well, boys,
what can I do for you?Copy !req
435. Okay, go ahead and start.Copy !req
436. I don't start.
You start.Copy !req
437. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
438. Hello, Mr. Governor,Copy !req
439. and thank you for taking
the timeCopy !req
440. to hear our presentation
on hate crime laws entitledCopy !req
441. "Hate Crime Laws:
A Savage Hypocrisy."Copy !req
442. Yes, over the past few years,Copy !req
443. our great country
has been developingCopy !req
444. new hate crime laws.Copy !req
445. If somebody kills somebody,
it's a crime.Copy !req
446. But if someone kills somebody
of a different color,Copy !req
447. it's a hate crime.Copy !req
448. And we think that that is
a savage hypocrisy,Copy !req
449. because all crimes
are hate crimes.Copy !req
450. If a man beats another manCopy !req
451. because that man was sleeping
with his wife,Copy !req
452. is that not a hate crime?Copy !req
453. If a person vandalizes
a government building,Copy !req
454. is it not because of his hate
for the government?Copy !req
455. The motivation for a crime
shouldn't affect the sentencing.Copy !req
456. Mayor, it is time to stop
splitting people into groups.Copy !req
457. All hate crime laws do
is support the ideasCopy !req
458. that blacks are different
from whites,Copy !req
459. that homosexuals need to beCopy !req
460. treated differently
from non-homos,Copy !req
461. that we aren't the same.Copy !req
462. But instead, we should all
be treated the sameCopy !req
463. with the same lawsCopy !req
464. and the same punishments
for the same crimes,Copy !req
465. for in that way,
Cartman can be freed from prisonCopy !req
466. and we will have a chance to win
the sledding race on Thursday.Copy !req
467. That is our presentation,
an idea that we call...Copy !req
468. "Hate Crime Laws:
a Savage Hypocrisy."Copy !req
469. Hmm.Copy !req
470. That made the most sense
of any presentation I've heardCopy !req
471. in the last three years.Copy !req
472. Hurry up!Copy !req
473. They're sending the dogs
after us!Copy !req
474. Ow!
- What's the matter?Copy !req
475. It's my leg.
I think it's broke.Copy !req
476. You go on ahead without me.Copy !req
477. Okay.
- Hey!Copy !req
478. You're supposed to say,Copy !req
479. "I'm not going without you,"
or something.Copy !req
480. Oh.
Really?Copy !req
481. Look, kid.
You go on.Copy !req
482. You've got something
to live for out there.Copy !req
483. You've got friends.
- Yeah.Copy !req
484. I never really realized that
until just now.Copy !req
485. I sure would have liked
to have seen Disneyland.Copy !req
486. Here, I want you to have these.Copy !req
487. Okay.
- No!Copy !req
488. You're supposed to say,Copy !req
489. "I can't take these,"
or something, dumb-ass!Copy !req
490. Oh.
I can't take these.Copy !req
491. Take them.
They'll bring you luck.Copy !req
492. Now, go on.
Get out of here.Copy !req
493. Romper?
- Yeah?Copy !req
494. You—well,
I know you don't thinkCopy !req
495. you've ever been
anybody's friend,Copy !req
496. but, well,
you're a friend to me.Copy !req
497. Alright, freeze!Copy !req
498. You'll never take us alive!
We're going down together, pigs!Copy !req
499. But you've been pardoned
by the governor.Copy !req
500. Oh, sweet!
Later, dudes.Copy !req
501. Well, come on!
Are we racing or not?Copy !req
502. Just wait.
We got Cartman pardoned.Copy !req
503. He'll be here any second.Copy !req
504. He's got to show up.
He's just got to!Copy !req
505. Come on, my feet are
getting cold, fudge packers!Copy !req
506. Yeah, if you're too scared
to race, just say so.Copy !req
507. Dude, I guess we just
got to try it without him.Copy !req
508. Alright, where's Clyde?
- Right here.Copy !req
509. Get on the sled,
you fat piece of shit!Copy !req
510. For the last time,
I'm not fat,Copy !req
511. so stop calling me fat,
god damn it!Copy !req
512. On the sled, fat-ass.Copy !req
513. Okay, girls, time to show
the boys what we can do.Copy !req
514. Yeah!Copy !req
515. Okay.
Ready, set—Copy !req
516. You guys!Copy !req
517. - It's Cartman!
- Hooray!Copy !req
518. That's right, I'm back.Copy !req
519. Oh, thank you.
Thank you for coming back.Copy !req
520. Thank you so much.
Thank you.Copy !req
521. What the hell is wrong
with Clyde?Copy !req
522. This is your last chance.
Are we racing or not?Copy !req
523. Alright!
Let's do this!Copy !req
524. Okay, everybody ready?
On your marks...Copy !req
525. I hope I can adapt to life
outside of the big house.Copy !req
526. Get set, go!Copy !req
527. I've been on the inside
for so long.Copy !req
528. I don't remember how to live
on the outside.Copy !req
529. Go, fat-ass!Copy !req
530. When a man is stripped
of his freedom,Copy !req
531. degraded in the ways
that I was, it's—Copy !req
532. Go, fat-ass!Copy !req
533. Come on!
We got to catch up to them!Copy !req
534. We got them, girls!Copy !req
535. Oh, no!
The girls are gonna win!Copy !req
536. You can do it!
- Come on!Copy !req
537. We're not gonna make it!Copy !req
538. Aha!Copy !req
539. Hooray!Copy !req
540. We did it!Copy !req
541. We won! We won!
- Yeah!Copy !req
542. Why, we sure gave
those skanky bitches what for!Copy !req
543. Yeah!Copy !req
544. It's good to have you back,
Cartman.Copy !req
545. Yeah, we're never gonna take
your ass for granted ever again.Copy !req
546. Yeah, and I'm never gonnaCopy !req
547. take my friends for granted
ever again.Copy !req
548. Let's all hear it
for Cartman's big fat ass!Copy !req
549. Ooh!Copy !req
550. Do British people count
as an ethnicity for hate crimes?Copy !req
551. - Nah.
- Sweet.Copy !req
552. Hey, Romper Stomper!
Get up!Copy !req
553. You got a visitor.Copy !req
554. Eric!
- Hey Romper Stomper!Copy !req
555. Wow!
I've never had a visitor before.Copy !req
556. Well, that's not all.Copy !req
557. I snuck something in
for you too.Copy !req
558. You did?Copy !req
559. You know how you told meCopy !req
560. you always wanted to see
Disneyland?Copy !req
561. Yeah.Copy !req
562. There's Pirates
of the Caribbean.Copy !req
563. Whoa!Copy !req
564. Here comes Space Mountain!Copy !req
565. Oh, yeah!Copy !req
566. it's a Small World!Copy !req
567. Splash Mountain comes next!Copy !req
568. Oh, the Monorail!Copy !req